The director walked into their office and began sorting out the paperwork, they've got a lot of stuff to do, but first, who the hell are they?
Choose one
- [] Director Jonathan "Average Joe" Dwimmer: An expendable accountant from the F.B.I. who does a pretty good job and was put into this experimental group for 2 reasons, he was doing such a good job that they had to promote him, but they didn't like him, he also unconsciously makes reality around him to match his definition of normal, so technology beyond that of modern make or any superpowers are weakened within his range
- [] Director Kenna "The Survivor" Metark: Young member of the navy who went on an expedition to an island that rose out of the oceans near American waters, it was inhabited by old and forgotten gods, wielding blades that could cut steel like butter and chanting mantras that flayed flesh from bones, she was the only survivor of the incident, she came back changed and also confused about how or why, her skin became obsidian black, grew 3 eyes crying blue fire, and she could summon a bunch of swords similar to those of the island gods, here cause they didn't know what to do with her so they sent her here
- [] Director Maxwell "Maybe Maxwell" Lamenta: Was a platoon leader in Afghanistan, one of the best, died before he could get recalled back home, we know for certain he was dead because he was blown to bits by a direct shot from a missile launcher, he arrived home at his apartment a week later totally fine, as far as the government knows he has the exact same memories and personality of Maxwell, the higher ups don't trust him completely but he is still a great tactician, so they sent him here
- [] Suggest a Director
(Subject to veto or rewriting)
Now that is sorted out what kind of sight did they see when arriving at their base of operations?
Choose one
- [] The Bone Farm: Former-home to a deceased but still notorious serial killer that had magic that could manipulate, enhance, and create parts of the human skeletal structure, inside the walls and fence there are the magically enhanced bones of his victims which can take a couple grenades and still be fine, so it's very defensible, great place in my opinion
- [] St Greta's Penitentiary: Used to be an old prison for people with superpowers, problem was that it was a prison for people with superpowers and so they couldn't keep account for everyone, a single prisoner with an ability that couldn't be managed escaped and killed all the staff, soon the rest got out and rampaged but that was luckily solved with explosive rounds applied to their skulls, you can have this hellhole if you want, lots of space to store stuff or people
- [] Normal Office Building: Just a normal office building only a couple miles from the city, benefits are that nearby is a donut place that is LITERALLY worth dying for, like holy shit that place is great, fucking love Dave's Donuts, goddamn!
- [] Suggest a Base
(Subject to veto or rewriting)
Wow... that was all you were given? Okay maybe you've got something better in the inventory, maybe your bosses gave you something good to work with
Choose one
- [] A Study On Cosmo-Fish: A manuscript written by and confiscated from a subway worker (the sandwich kind) detailing the complex entities known as Cosmo-Fish, good for understanding them, and attracting them towards certain areas as either distractions, attacks, or possibly food if you call forth a weaker one
- [] HYPERTRON-BELT: Experimental device created by an eccentric member of the military's R&D department, if worn while performing a cool pose you'll grow to the size of a building with strength to match, only lasts a minute before needing 25 hours to recharge
- [] Old Cowboy Revolvers: It's just an enormous pile of completely identical revolvers, even have the same scratch on the handle as the others, where the hell did they even get these?
- [] Suggest a Resource
(Subject to veto or rewriting)
.... Do they want you to fail!? Nevermind, maybe your potential operatives would be less disappointing
(Choose four, also there'll be A LOT)
- [] Aldo "Ever-Mafioso" Rossi: Speaks like a mobster, dresses like a mobster, and has personally gained knowledge of American life dating back to the 1920s, last living member of the Moretti Mob, during a jewel heist but he accidentally activated the AMULET OF ETERNIX shattering it and ending up becoming eternally 29, has outlived his friends and family, was found crashing at his great great great great grand nephew's house when we recruited him, his skills at gunplay and fighting were refined over many years
- [] Keiko "Cyberslice" Dutchwell: Only 17 but has ended up fused with some kinda symbiotic swarm of nanomachines, which allow her to almost instantly wear a high-tech set of alien armour with blade arms, giving her great strength and endurance, the armour also repairs itself but that takes time, she only joined cause it was either keep some of her freedom but go on dangerous missions for the government, or go on the run and risk her family's safety eventually get caught and then dissected, she made her choice
- [] Fridged: Monstrosity that can shapeshift into inanimate objects up to the size of a fridge and down to the size of a coffee mug, can also grow a lot of teeth and tendrils, it went on a killing spree before being caught, seemed very useful so we it was kept alive and if it was behaving well it was fed a death row inmate or two, nobody knows what it originally looked like cause it prefers the fridge form
- [] Songful-Seraphim: Strange humanoid entity that is white with some light shades of pastel pink on their hands and the tips of the many wings wrapped around their hovering body, instead of a face a large love heart takes the place of any features, no ears either, but they can still use the 5 senses just fine, alongside flight, they can create weapons made of hard light up to the size of a truck by singing unearthly and disorienting hymns despite not having a mouth
- [] Jimmy "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Dunnard: Is a psychic in constant agonizing pain who is only semi-functional at the moment, he can spread this pain to others and read minds to see their most painful memories, aside from that not much else, except their great baseball skills, he used to be a star baseball player before unlocking his abilities with a baseball straight to the head...... yeah his powers are the only reason we even considered letting him join
- [] 止: It just kinda showed up at the door and has not left since, small robot resembling a child wearing some kind of green uniform, has a screen showing the kanji for stop as a face, has four arms and only responds with safety advice in japanese, seems to understand and follow orders just fine, has the ability to freeze up to four things, one thing for each hand, it can freeze things in stasis up to the size of a car, if it uses more hands for a singular freeze the size limit increases by one car for each hand
- [] Robo-Rodeo: Bunch of failed attempts at making robotic policemen, "don't worry Mr President, I know it looks bad but we'll make super cool weapons for the future surveillance state one day", anyway these guys broke out, then got sad cause they had no meaning, then they watched the good, the bad, and the ugly through some guys window and adored the genre, now they dress up like cowboys and speak in southern accents, they've got high-tech targeting systems in their heads to help aim their guns, durable metal bodies, and knowledge about western movies, came back when we promised them legitimate cowboy clothes and guns
- [] Salsa-Nator: Head is an eye of providence, body is a classical illustration of a human skeleton, arms and legs are made of jumbled words cut out from magazines, she has the ability to fly, knows all information related to Lucky Charms cereal and or Richard Nixon's parents, speaks in anagrams, is a Dadaist collage that flew off the canvas and just showed up, also has the ability to temporarily make everyone in a 4 meter radius around her go WACKO, just absolutely ZANY, positively LUDICROUS, even writing and symbols start going crazy and changing!
- [] Cassie "Cosmo-Cassie" Millton: Astronaut that got lost in the Impossible-Zone during a failed FTL drive experiment during the 1970s, came back still wearing suit but her body is now a human sized universe, she is a skilled explorer from her many years trapped in the Impossible-Zone, and can generate very small supernovas to blast enemies with, also knows a couple things about repairing rockets and lore of the Impossible-Zone, the lore is mostly nonsense she is possibly making up to sound cool
- [] Faceless Fred: Y'know Slenderman? This is the guy he's based off of, only his appearance matches the stories, minus the tentacles, anyway he has been wandering the country for awhile, town to town, only spotted sometimes, that's how the stories spreaded, he has the ability to make himself incredibly difficult to notice and remember at will, which helped hide and steal nices to eat or food to wear..... I think I got those mixe- anyway, we found him, put him in a box, he wanted to get out of the box, we offered a wage for him to buy food and clothes, he accepted
- [] Suggest a Operative
(Subject to veto or rewriting)
Welp, that's all you've got fine, great, fantastic, no sarcasm at all!
