Dao of Cooking (A Xianxia-LitRPG Story)

Chapter 16 - The Grand Assembly
Chapter 16 - The Grand Assembly


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The Grand Mansion was the most treasured possession of Grand Elder Hao. It was said that the jaded tiles covering the ground like a glistening blanket were given to him by the Sect Master himself as a gift for his thousandth birthday. The gilded ceiling that carried the golden hue of the Buddhist Path was supposedly hand-stitched from the silk of the Heavenly Silkworm that lived beyond the boundaries of their world, hardened in time by the karmic luck it gathered from the Heavens.

Like most heaven-grade spiritual artifacts the mansion had its own spirit which was believed by many that loved to take the form of an hourglass. Mei's Master told her once that the spirit's peculiar obsession with hourglasses came from the Grand Elder's lack of patience with… well, everything.

Mei tried to shrug it off, told herself she was acting foolish, but then all she could think about was the hard faces crowding the Grand Hall, their brows sharp and motions painfully slow, gesturing with wide hands, strong hands, hands that should've been smeared by oceans of blood, yet looked as bright as the jade hourglass hung sourly from the gilded ceiling.

It was smothering her to try to keep a straight face, and the Grand Assembly hadn't even started yet. Old and wise Elders were busy talking politics, terrible news being exchanged under masterfully hidden whispers by their wrinkled, dry lips. Some youngsters were out about the hall, their eyes darting back and forth, senseless like a bunch of headless cocks.

Guess I'm not much different than them.

And the air… That was the worst part. Even against their ages-long mastery of spiritual energy, these old monsters couldn't help but radiate a formidable pressure about them, making it seem there was an ever-mirage of blueish airwaves flowing through the hall.

Thank the Heavens they often went away after a good blink.

It was because of these things that Mei had her mind bent on staying behind her Master's wide shoulders. The problem was, herMaster wasn't a simple man. No, he was Zhang Wei, the Eastern Thunder himself. The genius of the Nine Nails Sect, tutored and raised solely by Grand Elder Hao who was known for the extreme methods he used for underaged, yet promising candidates, with Zhang Wei being the brightest star of his breathtaking line of monstrous talents.

There, a bullish man came bounding across the jaded floor, the famed Redspark of the Crimson Dawn Sect, short hair spiky, and heavy circles under his eyes. Here, a graceful lady of some noble origin, who was keeping an eye on her Master for hours, inching slowly near him now with a cunning spark about her eyes.

Thankfully, whenever an unwanted guest tried his or her hand at talking with the genius of the sect, an invisible wind would let them know, kindly, that they were to stay away until the right time. For now, the stage belonged to the Elders, and Elders alone, and Juniors would have to wait for their chance to exchange friendly pointers.

Mei's eyes darted back to the figure of the Grand Elder, to that pose that spoke of his long list of famous deeds. He looked… different than when she'd seen him in this very hall. He wasn't much different than a broken man with a foot in his grave at that time. But today, he commanded the Grand Hall with the simplest of gestures, an index finger at the right times, or a wave of his hand to direct the flow of conversation to the matters concerning the most crucial worries of the Sect, brows pinched together in a mighty scowl.

And they obliged, the other Elders did. They either held the Grand Elder in high regard, or they were just being polite, for lacking in respect, especially in another sect's territory would often generate unwanted enmity between the parties.

"Brace yourself," said her Master, his body tensing like a drawn bow. He stretched a quick arm around Mei's hand and pulled her closer, blue eyes flashing cold as he stared at the shriveled corpse of a man who trudged with a walking stick toward him.

Mei stifled a gasp when she craned her head at the old man. Her fingers started shaking, a sudden cold sending shivers down her spine. Her eyes searched anxiously for Grand Elder Hao, just like her Master, but the man was gone, vanished like a ghost.

"Kid," hissed the old man, looming over them like a shadow even though he was a head shorter than her Master. His mouth parted as he licked his dried lips with a forked, blackened tongue. "It seems your Master has once again dug himself a hole rather than welcome the presence of an old friend. Tell me, is he still troubled with his inner demons? If so, you're well aware that my door shall be forever open to young talents such as yourself."

"Elder Fuxiu," Zhang Wei gave him a terse nod, fingers clenched tight around Mei's hand. "I'm not worthy of your praise. Forgive this one, but I've no intention to leave the side of my Master, especially in these troubling times."

"Indeed, these are troubling times," Elder Fixiu hissed through his lips, leaning over on his wooden walking stick with both hands. His eyes seemed to glisten with a greenish color before turning dark again, bottomless pits devouring everything they held in their gaze. "I'm afraid we've both passed that age of blood-boiling youth, your Master and myself, bending as though a bamboo stick that had borne a thousand rains. But for you… in every crisis lies the seed of opportunity."

Mei clutched her Master's arm as if her life depended on it, trying to hold yet another breath in her throat. A single glance from this Primal Viper could leave her soul broken and poisoned, even a mere shake of his hand could be lethal for a lowly Foundation Realm cultivator like herself.

But her Master held strong. His chin was high and his back was as straight as a rod, save for the slight twitch on his right cheek. He tried to manage a smile on his face, for even though the man had an ominous and vile air about him, he was still the Grand Elder of the Heavenly Radiance Sect.

Just then a breeze brushed past Mei's hair, whistling sharply as it bore down over the shriveled old man, making the edges of his lips strain with effort. His dark eyes peered out into somewhere back, then a smile slowly creased his lips.

"I don't remember we've invited mindless beasts to slither round this grand hall," Grand Elder Hao said as his red silken robe flapped with the invisible wind, gliding from beside Mei, mightily displeased by the sight of this viper. "But I suppose we shall have enough leftovers to feed such vermin."

"You're too kind, old bastard," Elder Fixiu cackled like a madman, raising a trembling finger into Elder Hao's face. "I've heard you were busy burying your past in a cage of your own making. If you want, this old man is willing to lend you a hand for digging a hole worthy of your cowardly spirit."

The wind slapped the thin threads of Elder Fixiu's disheveled hair across his face, but the man sneered against the currents until a shadow loomed above him. Grand Elder Hao wasn't amused by the contempt covering the man's wrinkled face. "I know my way around the holes, Old Viper, for I've buried all who dared to face me in my thousand years."

"Oh, I'm aware, I'm aware. The mighty Eastern Wind made his name picking out bandits and poking his finger into tiny forests, yet dared not to step into the Crack, too afraid to face the common enemy. No! He instead deemed worthy of himself to sit still in his grand hall, wrapped tightly around by his stolen collection, shivering under the skirt of his Sect Master like an impish brat!"

"You dare!" Elder Hao jabbed one thick finger into the viper's face. "You dare speak of deeds when you've made your whole reputation by biting the ones who stooped low enough to trust you! You dare speak of the Crack after you turned your tail when the Endless Hordes came blasting through the Nails!"

"What about you, you old fart!" Elder Fixiu snorted angrily. "You were once a mighty foe that I could sharpen my fangs with, yet you holed up inside this Mansion, scurrying away from worldly matters as if broken in spirit. And now, I see that you've gained some sense back in that little head of yours, yet you still insist on acting the victim! I shall bear with this no longer!"

"Come, you foul snake!" Grand Elder Hao pulled an azure spear out of thin air, flourishing it with blinding speed. The air groaned under the pressure, sending tears down Mei's eyes. She blinked through the current and saw through the crack of his lids a shadow of a hulking viper. It chomped down at the azure spear, metal screeching against the writhing shadow as bright sparks scattered about the place.

"M-Master!" Mei cowered behind her Master, clamping her hands shut over her ears. Yet the sound drilled past her meager attempt, plunging deep into her brain, making the lights dance in her vision. She blinked and slid across the back of her Master until her legs gave in under the pressure.

But then, through the corner of her eyes, she noticed a peculiar thing. Nobody in the hall seemed bothered by the sudden burst of ethereal sparks. Nobody but people Mei's age, that is. They shook their heads with amused smiles creasing their lips, carrying on with their talks like it was another day.

Then came a soothing smell of fallen leaves, the wet soil, carrying with it a young bird's gentle chirp. The pressure emanated by two angry goats receded back into a corner, leaving the hall as silent as the dawn mist.

"Fellow Daoists," said a voice, mellow like the autumn rain.

A man stood before the towering doors of the Grand Hall with his hands clasped in his long sleeves, green eyes glistening like jade. His long, white hair spilled down gently through his shoulders. He had a different air about him. A certain charm that made him seem much more than a mere Elder. A spirit, perhaps? Or perhaps the invisible currents making his steps as light as a feather could be the reason behind his unfathomable visage.

And little a fish as she was, Mei found her way back into her tiny pond after witnessing the calm demeanor of this man, wiping the sweat out of her face.

The Sect Master Jadehawk nodded with grace as the hall stood staring at him. When his eyes fell on Grand Elder Hao there was an amused, yet tired curl about his lips before he shook his head slightly.

He waved a hand behind him as shadows stepped from beyond the double doors, a dozen of them all clad in different robes. The air grew heavier with their presence, becoming thick like a fog. Nobody uttered a word as they strolled from between the crowd, people bowing back as they gave way to the Sect Masters.

They were Heavenly Immortals, all thirteen of them, people who weren't bound by the shackles of the Heavens, who glanced at the ever-darkness that lay beyond the Three Realms. In that darkness, they saw the truth, and it wasn't what they expected.

At least that's what Mei's Master told her back then.

But witnessing them in the flesh… She felt like at any moment she could glide over the crowd, and into the skies with his head being as light as it was. Still, she forced herself to ground her being into the tiles of the grand hall, to stay there and hold her chin high against the parade of Heavenly Immortals.

Once they were seated, with Sect Master Jadehawk honoring the crowd from his place slightly above the other Sect Masters, the crowd filed in through the benches that lined the grand hall from two sides.

Mei gulped down heavily when her Master directed her to sit behind him and Grand Elder Hao. All thirteen sects, clearly locked into their respectable sides, a nervous cloud of whispers being exchanged under trembling hands, the low murmur of sounds bouncing off against the great walls of the Grand Hall.

All heads turned in attention as a man who stood right beside the Sect Master Jadehawk, clad in the simple robes of a clerk, bellowed, "I call this meeting of the Righteous Order to order!"

The noise died away in an instant.

"I'm afraid today we're all aware that there is but one matter of discussion for the Order," the Sect Master said, staring out at the crowd from under two heavy brows, "The Crack is fading." There were low mutterings and a heavy gasp to which no particular reaction was given. "The Crack is fading, and we must ready the Nails!"

"Ready the Nails!" snapped Grand Elder Hao, rising to his feet with a deep frown. He cast his gaze over the crowd, daring anyone to utter a word of protest.

None came, so the Sect Master continued. "We have it on good authority that the Endless Hordes have once again found their way into our side, pouring their gutless scum out through the holes in the Crack, gathering their armies for a last push toward the Nails."

"We have sacrificed enough!" Elder Fixiu fixed his eyes on the Sect Master, banging his stick on the ground. "Thousands have died when your Council claimed a hundred years before that a mighty assault brimmed in the cauldrons of those foul beings, that we were to send men, young and old, to the Nails, only to leave them to rot away in those cursed castles!"

"They had rotted away!" shouted another Elder from Elder Fixiu's side.

"They saved us from the Endless Hordes!" growled Redspark, the veins on his arms bulging.

"A most worthy sacrifice!"

"Heroes!" agreed the cries.

The Sect Master nodded as he waited for the noise to fade. "Heroes, indeed," he said, green eyes glistening with inner light. "This decision is one that we didn't make lightly. It is still fresh in our memories the grave reality of the previous assaults, and yet we all tread the path of immortality, cheating death and defying the Heavens at each step we take upon this perilous road."

"Cheating death, he says!" Elder Fixiu sprung to his feet, fingers clutched tight around his walking stick. His eyes snapped back at Grand Elder Hao, burning with rage, before swiveling down near Mei, to the man called Eastern Thunder. "Yet your precious treasure still sits amongst us, undefiled by those monsters' insidious rot! What of the ones we lost, then, eh mighty Immortal? What of the ones who perished fighting the good war while you hid your geniuses under your grand shadow, refusing to send them to the frontlines?"

"He speaks the truth!"

"Coward!" came cries from the back.

"Order!" the clerk bellowed across the hall, his simple garments betraying the might of his voice which reverberated between the walls like a morning bell. "Order!"

"On this matter," the Sect Master said, crossing over Elder Fixiu's words as though they were nothing more than a puff of air. "We have consulted with the Empire, with His Majesty Emperor himself, getting his word that He shall be ever-grateful for the troubles all sects will bear in these challenging times, that He shall open the doors of the Fuxi Secret Realm for the chosen in our sects to search for their good fortune after the matter has been dealt with."

"Let the Emperor fight his own war!" Elder Fixiu scowled at him.

"Dragging us to their war once again, let them fight on their own!" came a roar of approval from his side.

But other than the Heavenly Radiance Sect, most sects fell in deep thought at the remark about the Fuxi Secret Realm.

Mei found herself shaking when it dawned on her. The Fuxi Realm… Only Seal-Breaking Stage and Foundation Realm cultivators could breathe the air of this legendary pocket realm. As one of the most prized possessions of the Royal Family, it was protected heavily by their famed Heavensworn Guards. Even the Empire's direct chosen had to pass certain tests to enjoy the privilege of searching for hundreds of legacies and the most precious spiritual weapons scattered inside this realm.

Just then Sect Master Jadehawk and the clerk exchanged a silent look. The old man raised a hand over the crowd, his face grim. "Votes in favor?"

Nearly all hands rose at the question.

Elder Fixiu hissed some intangible words, waving a trembling finger into the crowd, splattering saliva all across the jaded floors. The other sect elders had to restrain him when the man tried to pull a weapon out of his storage ring, cursing loudly as they dragged him out of the hall.

Once that matter settled, the Sect Master honored the crowd with a smile. "The details will be given to each sect after the meeting. Now, as our tradition," he said, rising to his feet, and then clapped his hands. "We shall feast!"

Inner Sect disciples chosen for the occasion filed in through the back doors, carrying in their hands all sorts of delicacies, cooked with passion in the Kitchens. Mei saw Adept-stage spiritual beasts, grilled and seasoned to perfection, smoke curling from them into beautiful streaks. There, spiritual herbs all lay across the golden trays, adorning the meat chops with their colorful waves.

Wings?

Mei raised an eyebrow when she saw hundreds of chicken wings above some trays, sticking out like a sore thumb between the heavenly delicacies. Elder Brother Bai couldn't have approved of this, sending simple chicken meat to this grand meeting. Then who? Who could've dared to do something so audacious as this?

And why do they look like they're… rotten? What's that blackish, thick thing that's covering all of them? A sauce? Can't be…

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Chapter 17 - Chicken Slap
Chapter 17 - Chicken Slap



Mei had to blink, yet again, to see whether her eyes had played a trick to her mind, or there were actually dozens of elders wolfing down one chicken wing after another, faces smeared with grease and thick sauce dripping slowly down their chins.

It all started after an Elder from the Heavenly Radiance Sect tried his chances at this strange-looking, different smelling wings before things evolved into a demonic competition where people reached madly for the trays lay over on the tables, banging with fists, demanding with sharp eyes, cursing whenever their long-rivals dared to take one out of their fingers.

On Mei's side, Grand Elder Hao and her Master chewed on the crisp meat quietly. Quiet as in, there was an invisible wind barrier around them that repelled any unwanted fingers from reaching the tray that was close to them. Grand Elder had marked his territory like a proud lion even though he had his silken robe dappled with ink-like stains from the sauce.

"Must be that child," he kept mumbling between the bites, his dark eyes glinting sharp. "A breakthrough, I'm sure of it. His mastery over chicken has reached a whole new level!"

"Mm," Mei's Master nodded at these wise words, staring intently at the half-eaten chicken wing in his hands. "Spicy, but not overly so. And what is this fresh aftertaste? I can feel the wind tingling my throat…"

"Heh!" Grand Elder Hao raised his head, and clapped his disciple on the back, near sending the little wing flying across the table. "I've told you. There is something different with that kid. I knew from the very first time I tasted that soup. It had an otherworldly touch about it!"

Mei reached with a trembling finger to a wing that stood alone at the edge of the tray, still unsure whether this simple act would make her Master or Grand Elder Hao angry or not. The other young disciples like her still waited for their Elders' approval. It was the tradition that the youngsters could only dine after their Elders were done with the food.

But after witnessing this bizarre scene, she had to taste it, and it seemed neither her Master, nor Grand Elder Hao had near the mind to pay her any attention when they were busy gobbling down those chickens.

Just one… Just a single one.

She took it, heart thumping in her chest. It smelled sweet and sour at the same time. The chicken looked crisp-brown, the thick sauce coating over it a reddish-black. It changed colors under the bright lights of the Grand Hall, but when she raised it to her nose, she couldn't help but to stifle a cough at the strong-stench of different spices.

Gulping down heavily, she braced herself and took the first bite. It exploded in her mouth, tiny spears of juice stabbing down through her throat, leaving behind a lingering taste. The meat melted away in mere moments, dissolving into a waterfall of flavors, warm in the stomach. So much so that she smacked her lips, mouth hanging stupidly wide in this blissful daze.

Then came the after taste her Master remarked, but it wasn't just the taste alone.

What is happening?

A strong pulse. Coming from near her dantian. A strong pulse, then a sharp jab at her gut, and she winced, spattering delicious juice all over her plate before her legs started shaking uncontrollably. She clutched the edge of the table tight with her right hand, but her fingers were trembling, slipping from the fat, and there was a fire burning, a blazing current coursing through her veins.

She wheezed weakly. Tried to speak, but came out sputtering instead, felt something warm on her nose, blinked through the pain, but when the pain died off, it instead gave way to a freezing cold that shook her to the core.

Through the cracked reality of her eyes, she saw her Master and Grand Elder Hao's shattered faces, peering down at her with questions in their eyes. She reached for them, or thought she was reaching, but they fluttered away like leaves bearing a strong wind, their bodies twisting round in a jumbling mess.

Then she was on the floor, gasping, choking, breathing through all the snot, and the sauce. The spices scorched her throat before the freezing wind sprinkled easing cold over on it. Felt like she was roasting in some volcano, but shivering senseless under a damned blizzard at the same time.

H-Help!

A shadow fell heavy on her face before a warm trickle slithered from her head down to her body, chasing after the freezing and blazing energies rampaging inside her meridians. When it found those energies, rather than to try and cut their lifeline, it instead stood still, watching them like a curious child.

"This…" said a voice, muffled by the pain choking the air out of her brain.

Soon after the energies were pushing down her dantian, toward her Foundation that had a single spiritual pillar inside of it. A second-one hid under the first pillar's shadow, tiny like a newly-sprouted seedling.

The burning and freezing energies drilled their way into the membrane of her dantian, curling round the second-pillar. They slowly, and painfully fed into the spiritual Foundation, making it grow visibly in mere seconds, draining themselves away at the process.

The pain became an after thought for Mei. Instead, she found her head spinning madly as she watched the miraculous changes happening within her body. That second pillar… It took her two years to plant, and nourish the first one, yet now, her second pillar was rising with alarming speed to match the first one in height.

But when the second-pillar rose near high about the first-pillar's mid section, marking her as a true mid-stage Foundation Realm expert, the energies were completely worn-out, turning into scattering lights that fizzled out inside the current of spiritual energy that circled her two Foundation pillars.

As Mei opened her eyes, she found two curious men looming over her. Her Master's gaze carried a deep concern, but the Grand Elder… He had a look of crazed elation burning inside those dark eyes.

His right hand was cold on her forehead — surely the man had witnessed everything that happened inside her body.

It was then that the Grand Elder suddenly snapped his head back at the long table, filled with Elders and Masters of righteous sects. His eyes turned at the youngsters who were waiting eagerly for their turns at the other side, licking their lips in expectation. When an Elder from Crimson Dawn Sect invited such a youngster to his side, and when that youngster reached for the wings at the table–

Grand Elder bellowed. "Have you no shame, Old Zhao? Tell that brat that he is to keep those filthy hands away from this feast!" He then pointed with his head to Mei's Master. "Have them prepare another table for the kids, and make sure to teach them a lesson, for it seems to me that they have yet to learn how to respect their elders!"

Do not give them those wings!

He mouthed the words, and Mei's Master scowled in confusion for a second before bursting into action under Grand Elder Hao's sharp gaze. He swept a furious hand to the young people, all staring in shock and trembling like broken sticks, and marched out of the hall in heavy steps.

There was a low murmur of grumbling from some Elders, but Grand Elder Hao's burning eyes demanded complete obedience in this matter. The Nine Nails Sect being the host, certainly, had an effect in this muted deference.

Nobody actually cares for us.

Mei sighed at the sight of stooped backs trailing after his Master, sad eyes sneaking glances from the glorious feast being devoured by the wrinkled, aging old men and women.

But nothing was fair in this world, and when Mei felt a dozen eyes staring at her, she understood that fact perfectly.

"G-Grand Elder—"

"Silence, child," Grand Elder Hao said with a grim face. "Discretion is most important, right now, understood? You are to keep that little pillar of yours a secret, and you shall not tell anyone about this matter! Not even your friends in the sect."

"Understood!" Mei nodded her head rigorously, still shaking from the after effects of those magical wings. Her eyes slipped involuntarily to the crispy chicken on the trays, fingers tingling with impatience to try one more, but she bit down her lip to regain her reasoning.

"I'll let you have more," Grand Elder Hao said. "Now, you tell me about that little kid. If my memory serves me right, I've sent you to help him choose a manual. Tell me, which manual did he choose from the Library?"

Mei breathed in deep, yet the damned world still refused to stop. Still, she had no choice but to keep at it. "It was the Yellow Maiden's Heart Flame, Grand Elder. I'm not sure if I've seen that manual before."

"Yellow Maiden's Heart Flame?" Grand Elder Hao frowned in thought. "An old manual, and quite dangerous, I must add. Burning the meridians until they are strong enough for the inner flame's scorching energy. But this shouldn't have an effect on his cooking, at least not in the Seal-Breaking Stage. Then how? Could it be that we have come across a culinary genius? Not easy… It's not easy to tell!"

"I don't think he's a gifted man, Grand Elder," Mei said with a shake of her head. "I'm not even sure he has the talent for cultivation. His spiritual roots could be considered average, at most. But his friend, that Fatty, now he could've been born with innate strength."

"Not gifted, is it?" Grand Elder Hao propped his chin with one hand, his eyes narrowing. "So you're saying that a mere mortal has cooked a miraculous dish with nothing but his own hands? Surely that mustn't be the case."

He stared at him strangely, making Mei flinch for a second.

"You've got a good head over your shoulders, little girl. I expect you to use it. Use it to see about this young man while I manage our preparations for the Nails in the meantime."

"O-Of course, Grand Elder. Just tell me what I need to do."

"If it's the Yellow Maiden's Manual…" the Grand Elder said, scowling. "Then you shall take him to the Burning Rock by the Eastern Dew Village. Take him there, and make sure to keep it a secret."

Mei nodded with strength. "Understood, Grand Elder. I shall see to it. If you want, we can give him a ring full of spirit stones that'll aid him in his cultivation."

Grand Elder Hao sighed out a long breath. "Spirit stones are useless to him, and he has to first pass the Outer Sect Exam for us to at least have the chance to come up with an excuse to help him. The sect has its rules, Little Mei, and no man is above the laws. Let us see if this youngster has in him the potential to become more than a mere cook."

Though the Grand Elder tried to hide it, Mei discerned an excited twitch about his lips while he talked. It was just like the time when her Master told her about their first meeting with Grand Elder. Seemed like a madman, he'd told her, pushing me harder and harder until I could barely breathe.

If this would be the fate of Lei, then Mei could only sigh at his misfortune. Finding favor in the Grand Elder's eyes… It was hard to tell whether this would be a boon, or a calamity for the young man.

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Step, breathe, sigh.

You couldn't go wrong with these three things.

As Lei trudged tiredly toward his log cabin, the sun barely a dot above the dark clouds, he took the steps while breathing in deep before sighing them all out with his eyes closed. It helped to calm his nerves, but it seemed some nerves about his brain had long turned their backs against him.

He still couldn't tell if he made the right decision or not after the hellish day he had experienced in the Kitchens. Turned out these cooks had something much more than the passion burning within them, and that something transformed them into bulls facing a giant flag of bright red.

Born for the cultivation, Elder Brother Bai had said to him. These people weren't much different than fuel tanks yearning for a single spark. After they got that spark in the form of beautifully cooked chicken wings, they exploded into a cultivation madness.

But soon enough this newly-lit hope brought back the same concerns about the resources, the age-long tale of their misery. The [Heartburn] skill alone wouldn't be enough for them to breeze through the stages like they meant nothing. No, it only worked wonders for the breakthroughs, but during the mid-stages they would have to depend on themselves, meaning that they had no other choice but to gather spirit stones and spiritual pills.

Even if they somehow managed to force their strong opposition of Young Masters' to claim their own allowances from the sect, it wouldn't be enough. For the sect was a demanding, stingy father that expected from their childs to work things on their own.

And just when the bubbling excitement was about to give way to a grim realization, Lei once again couldn't keep his trap shot, couldn't stop himself from finding solutions to every problem that have ever existed even in this freak of a world. He proposed a simple, yet effective method to deal with this shortage of cultivation resources.

Why? Just why can't you stay still for a second? Why must you work your blabbering mouth at every opportunity?

A restaurant. Nothing too fancy. Nothing too crazy. A simple shop inside the Eastern Dew Village that was about an half-hour walk away from their mountain, which conveniently was the last checkpoint for most cultivators before they dived into the depths of the Darkwood Forest to hunt for magical beasts.

Such a simple matter, but after they heard it even the mortal cooks went completely ablaze. One after another they volunteered for this paramount undertaking, saying that it shall be their job to provide the Kitchens with enough imperial gold to buy spirit stones from the sect.

Guess we have to thank His Majesty the Emperor for his generosity, forbidding any sort of a black market of such important resources. But I still have no idea why in this world imperial gold has this much value? Shouldn't it be otherwise, with mortal currencies being worthless in the eyes of the so-called immortals?

But then what Elder Brother Bai had said to him made sense. Without the mortal currency, without the Empire's mortal economy, there wouldn't have been any laborers to work for the spirit stone mines, at all. Even the Nine Nails Sect had a certain quota of slaves, given by the Empire, and they had to pick them from criminals, making it a scarce source to depend on with things such as mines and spiritual energy lakes.

They certainly didn't have this problem when Elder Brother Bai 'kindly' invited me to the Kitchens.

Not only that, most cultivation resources found in the world were governed strictly by the Empire, used as incentives to, well, make the sects do the hard work. So what if any of these sects tried to rise against this gluttonous hegemon? Then they would have to face the Emperor himself, who supposedly had the might to blast all the sects into smithereens in case of such an attempt.

All in all, it was still a dog-eat-dog world, with the Emperor being the biggest dog of them all.

Lei sighed once again. He was about to open the door of the log cabin when thunder crackled above the skies, clouds brimming with angry lights. A tiny drop fell weakly over on his shoulder, then came another one.

Might as well check the guy.

The storm was knocking their door, after all, and there was one man who waited eagerly for its calling.

Up the slope, through the cabins, Lei made for the eastern boundary of the sect which had a wide, bare patch of earth. Five jagged, sharp rocks jutted out from the solid foundation of the stone, resembling a stretched claw of some wicked beast.

On what should be the middle finger of that beast sat a man, bare-chested, with layers of fat wobbling about his stomach at each twitch as the rain slowly pattered down on him. But his eyes were closed shut, and hands stretched to both sides in a lotus stance.

"Are you sure about this, Fatty?" Lei said from afar, keeping his distance from the claw. It didn't slip past his notice that the rocks carried burnt marks over their surfaces, as though battered by streaks of lightning. "Elder Brother Bai said there's no rush for us—"

"It is my destiny!" Fatty Lou growled in determination, little drops dripping down his chin. "I've waited this moment for my whole life, and I shall not back down from here. I shall bear the lightning with my bare chest!"

You're spending too much time with Elder Brother Bai.

Lei shook his head as he took his place far from the claw, away from the trees, and sat cross-legged on bare soil. He had tried more than once after the work's done in the Kitchens to change his mind, but the man was a stubborn goat, just like those cooks.

I'm the odd one, now, eh? What a surprise.

He clenched his fists when a streak of blue darted across the clouds, brimming with electricity. Then came the earth-shaking roar of the heavens, signaling the start of yet another storm.

Under the wrathful heavens sat Fatty Lou, and Lei stood watching behind him, trying to hold tight onto the faith he carried for his friend in his heart. No matter what happened today, he knew things wouldn't be the same anymore.

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Interesting usually countries are just puppets of sects.
Fatty will be still fat or after tribulations he will become jade beauty - male version?
 
Chapter 18 - Against The Heavens
Chapter 18 - Against The Heavens



Thunder boomed, and the very soil under Lei trembled in response, wind picking its pace as the ominous clouds churned dangerously. The smell of wet earth trickled down through Lei's nose, his brown robe flapping madly against the gales. He dodged to a side as a pebble whistled past his ear, blowing his long hair across his face.

Yet at the tip of the claw, bare-chested against the storm, Fatty Lou had the grave determination of a true man. A bolt of lightning came blasting near the tip of his shoulder, blue flash rolling round in cold fury as it hacked a clean cut from his side before vanishing down through the ridge, tainting the fresh air with the stench of charred flesh.

Fatty Lou jolted with pain, deep creases lining his forehead, but he held strong. He blew out a long breath, lips moving as though he was chanting some incantation. It was his belief that he was born with a purpose. His belief that he was destined for great things. But Lei was doubtful now if beliefs alone could make a man bear a hundred lightning.

What the hell is happening?

Lei blinked. His knees suddenly felt weak. He stumbled back a step and sank into the ground. Blood throbbed inside his head, fingers trembling with an unfamiliar dread.

Why?

It occurred to him at that moment that he had never thought it through about this. Never thought Fatty Lou would be taking this matter as if his life depended on it. Never thought for a second things would take a serious turn after all the talk about the cultivators.

It was just that, some foolish joke shared between them. But then Fatty Lou always said all he needed was a chance. A single chance. That same stubborn glint was bright on his eyes now, peering out into the darkened skies as if waiting to embrace that fate.

Maybe it was something about the way these people thought. The way they were born and raised under different circumstances. Or it might've been something about the rules that governed this place, impossible expectations weighing down their shoulders.

Not everyone is destined for great things.

He couldn't tell where the dreams ended, and the reality started. Guessed there was only one way to be sure of it. To try, certainly, but Fatty Lou's attempt at challenging his own beliefs seemed more than just trying. It seemed like death to Lei's eyes. Death of his only friend.

Another flash bolted across the skies, blue lightning tinged with a sinister purple. It slithered round the clouds, and drilled down through one of them, growling like a starving beast. And there, the beast, now staring with its greedy eyes at the pitiful prey perched over on top of a tiny rock, a perfect meal for the storm.

Lei slammed his right palm on the ground, dug through the mud with his fingers, and clutched a handful tight. His teeth were fast at work grounding his teeth. He hadn't in him to see the result, or perhaps that thought came to him just to give him an extra minute of denial.

Fatty Lou gave a mighty roar as the blue spear darted toward him. Lei almost snapped his own tongue off at the moment of impact, but his eyes widened when Fatty Lou grabbed the tail of the lightning with a strong hand, the skin on his fingers peeling off like a rotten bark.

Blood splattered over his chest, the insidious snake poking him through and through. A gaping hole near his stomach showed Lei the other side, a bloody knot of veins hanging limply from inside of it, and there Lei thought he saw a pair of burning eyes, wavering inside the big body of lightning, crimson pupils stretched wide in cold fury.

Fatty Lou snatched the snake by the nape of its neck, twisted it round and slammed it across the ridge, gave it a resounding roar that made the lightning stiffen for a second, then ripped the half of it and tossed the wriggling worm inside his mouth. Blood puddled under his feet, right arm dangling listless by his side.

The other half of the lightning scurried away from him, seemed not that furious now, but Fatty Lou hooked a hand around its tail, pulled it hard, and pinched it under his good arm, tearing the heavenly snake down with his seared fingers.

Lei wanted to dash across the distance, to hold him and pull him away, to tell him he had suffered enough, but instead drove the fingers deeper into the mud. Raindrops stabbed painfully at his face, at his arms, but all he felt was the burning anxiety as he watched Fatty Lou's battered body.

Stop. You don't have to do this.

There had been no need for anything of this caliber, no reasoning for all the grime and the gore, no purpose in this senseless obstinacy. Then why did this man try so desperately to waste his precious life under some monstrous calamity?

Seemed foolish, and ignorant to Lei's eyes. Made him furious that he had to witness his only friend in this freakish world trying to throw his life away. But he couldn't force a single word out of his mouth to make him stop. There was something about the man that had caught him by the heart, gripped him by the core, pulling at his soul like a faraway call of someone dear.

So then, he cast his eyes within him when he couldn't bear to see more. But just as everything went dark, the inner flame flared in delight, wavering in the depths of his heart like an excited child. Bright light hacked a burning tear through his inner world but also cast dancing shadows that clouded the rest of his core, trembling against the fervor of that tiny flame.

You're the one who's shaking, you miserable fool.

Shame brought him back to reality, and he saw another promise of lightning brimming inside the clouds.

Fatty Lou wobbled a couple of steps, right arm nothing more than a bloody limb of flesh now. He wheezed a breath, squinting up at the skies as he crushed down over his legs, trying to cross them before another lightning struck.

It came with a newly-found fury, this one a darkish-blue.

Lei closed his eyes once again, but it made everything worse. With Fatty Lou being gone from his sight now, it was all him and the shadows, two sides staring wide-eyed at each other.

He had played, and went along with it, nodded his head at every opportunity he got, thought he had no other choice. It was a different world. Different, and strange, and alien. But then he wasn't the same man anymore who had labored mindlessly in this kitchen or that, who smiled through all the shit life had thrown at him, who thought he was trying to make the best of what he got.

Couldn't say it made him happy back then, and now things didn't look much different. Going with the flow, letting the currents drag him away toward somewhere he didn't know. Seemed not much of a plan, to his thinking. And it felt like nothing in the face of Fatty Lou's blazing desire.

You're a fucking hypocrite.

He chuckled at the thought, the shadows looming over the tiny flame. When he opened his eyes a crack, he saw that Fatty Lou had brought yet another lightning to its knees, choking the air out of the damned thing. He was barely breathing, barely alive, but his eyes had that look of crazed obsession, blood trickling out through his teeth.

Lei floundered to his feet, heart crashing into his chest. He took a step, and felt the rain cold on his face, dripping down his chin. Took another one, sloshing through the mud and the stones before he raised a fist into the air, swung it round, and roared at Fatty Lou.

"Get that bastard, Fatty! "

A rasping laughter jolted through his body, bursting from his chest. He laughed and jabbed with his finger, bellowing from the depths of his heart like a madman, tears blending into all the mud and the rain.

"Eat it, Fatty! Eat that fucking thing!"

Fatty Lou was pressed hard into the claw, trying to prevent the lightning from stabbing into his heart with one trembling hand. His other arm dangled in the dark, limb and burnt, but still, a smile strained at the edge of his lips — a stubborn smile.

"You damned fool!" said a voice as heavy steps bounded from behind Lei. It made him look over the shoulder.

Elder Brother Bai's face was as red as the morning sun, his black eyes peering wide at Fatty Lou. When Lei saw him making for the claw, he stretched an arm and pulled him back.

Or tried.

That only launched him free off of the ground, flailing madly after Elder Brother Bai. "Stop!" he said, desperate. "He can do it!"

Elder Brother Bai snapped his head back at him, rain streaming down his face. "What?" he asked with a hard voice. "You think this is some act of courage, a feat worthy of praise? I told him he only has to claim a single lightning soul from the formation, not two, not three, just a single fucking soul!"

"One?" Lei found his head light as he gazed at Elder Brother Bai. "I thought—"

"Clearly you weren't made for thinking!" Elder Brother Bai said, pausing in his steps. "I should've known better."

"You can't stop a man after he clutched a lightning bolt with his bare hands," Lei argued, but the words didn't sound quite right to his ears. "He can do it. This is the third—"

"Are you out of your little mind?!!" Elder Brother Bai said, his eyes quivering with rage. He stepped back and cast a mighty frown at Fatty Lou. "Mindless fools, thinking this is a game, trying to play their hands against the Heavens. It's a lightning you're playing with, not some little spark!"

A pitiful scream drilled into Lei's ears, making him stare back at the claw. Fatty Lou was thrashing on the ground, his good hand trying to manage a strong grip around the half-eaten lightning. It wriggled like a worm, carving black lines into his skin across his side. Black blood piled over on the dangling flesh of the wounds, then splashed in heavy drops onto the smeared rock. The rain tried to wash the stains away, but it seemed desperate even after it had turned into a downpour.

Elder Brother Bai grunted as he whisked his arm free from Lei's hold, sending him sprawling onto the ground, wet soil thumping against his cheek. Once near, he jerked the lightning out of Fatty Lou's fingers in the manner of a father seizing the toy of his unruly children, before flinging it back into the skies, leaving Fatty Lou searching blindly for it.

But the heavens seemed to have taken this as an act of defiance, the clouds churning once again. Thunder rumbled as they sent two streaks this time, both a darkish purple. Rather than cowering under their wrath, Elder Brother Bai instead growled against the storm, the skin over his right arm becoming thick with stone.

"He's not going to make it," Lei mumbled as he floundered back to his feet, wiping the mud out of his face, head still reeling from the impact. Panic curled around his heart, pounding against his chest. "Do something!"

Two spears drilled downward right on Elder Brother Bai's head, seemed like they were planning to run him through. Elder Brother Bai scowled as he waited, the tails of his robe flapping against his legs. Just then the streaks hauled off to a different side, curling in great waves as they made for Fatty Lou who lay listless on the ground.

Elder Brother Bai snatched them both by their tails and twisted hard. The bolts coiled around each other like ropes before the man smashed them out into the jagged ridge of the peak, the purple light scattering pitifully after the crash.

Once he handled those two, he dragged Fatty Lou from his legs away from the claw, and leaned over on him, checking with one finger his pulse.

"Still breathing," he said, sweat heavy on his brows. "He's still alive."

It dawned on Lei when he saw Fatty Lou's condition clearly. The lightning-souls left his whole left side a bloody mess, rain pouring painfully down the charred remains of his skin which seemed hanging barely on the tissue. His limp arm had been cut wide open, white bone smeared with blood and mud. On his face, there was still the frown of his determination, but his chest…

Lei gulped down the bile pooling into his mouth, holding it back. There was a terrible pressure behind his eyes. He wanted to go away, to find a place where the air didn't carry the stench of blood, Fatty's blood, but there was nowhere for him to run, not when Fatty Lou lay half-dead under the rain.

"We have to do something!" Lei said when he saw Elder Brother Bai's grim gaze. "Carry him back to the sect. I'm sure there's—"

"You'll do no such thing!" Elder Brother Bai pointed a finger at him. "You'll get back to your own cabin and will stay there until you hear from me. I'll deal with this."

He cradled Fatty Lou with ease and trudged slowly into the dark, Lei staring wide-eyed after them. They left him alone near the claw, along with a thousand worries brimming inside.

…..

Came out a little short of my usual length, but it didn't seem right to add any other scene to the chapter. A little messy, and a bit too dense, but that's a lightning storm for you. Hope you enjoyed it
 
Chapter 19 - After Effects
Chapter 19 - After Effects

Mei hopped through the mountain path, whistling a tune from her childhood, wind poking at the side of her robe. A smile creased her lips even though pine trees glowered from over her, their branches heavy with pouring rain, dripping down from their branches and splashing across her skin, but their wet touch only added to her jolly mood.

It was a miracle. Even the Grand Elder said this matter should be kept a secret, sending her to the Kitchens right after the feast ended. She was to tell Elder Brother Bai the same things she's been told, that there might be a culinary genius cooking miracles in their cauldrons and that they need to make sure to keep him safe and hidden.

I still can't believe I had a breakthrough after a chicken wing! But the other wings had no such effect on my spiritual foundation. I wonder if I should ask him to cook me something different. That chicken soup… would be the perfect meal for a rainy day, now, wouldn't it?

She giggled at the thought. The man wasn't even an Outer Sect disciple, but a simple laborer brought here as another experiment of Elder Brother Bai's grand schemes, and there was no way that he hadn't been aware of his talent.

But Lei becoming an Outer Sect disciple might spark some discontent from Elder Brother Bai's side, considering he had lost more than a dozen promising cooks to the Young Masters' alluring promises.

This is the Grand Elder, not some scion of a noble clan. He doesn't have any ulterior motives, he's just trying to do what's best for Lei.

Mei agreed with the reasoning. Elder Brother Bai shouldn't have any problem with this arrangement. Besides, it wasn't like Lei would stop cooking once he became an Outer Sect Disciple. The man's talent had everything to do with the Kitchens, after all.

An Immortal Chef… I've always thought they were just made-up stories for children. Never thought I'd see one with my own eyes.

Down the path, from between the log cabins, Mei hopped and whistled, her long brown hair dangling in lumps from her head. She flicked some back into their home, curled a bunch of them into rings, and nearly missed Elder Brother Bai's log in her blissful daze.

Squinting her eyes, she saw a shadow pacing back and forth before the log cabin, rubbing his hands nervously. His shoulders were hunched, the side of his face was smeared with mud, and his long hair was plastered against the back of his neck.

"Lei?" Mei said as she stepped near the log cabin. Its door was half-opened, bright light spilling out from the crack, and a thick medicinal aroma splashed across her face all of a sudden. "What is happening?"

When the man didn't give any response, Mei tried once more, this time raising her voice, "Lei!"

Lei blinked round at her, wide eyes staring empty and listless. He stopped and stumbled back a couple of steps until he banged his back at the log cabin's hardened wood.

"What is happening?" Mei's smile was gone now as she stared intently at him. "Are you all right?"

"It's Fatty," Lei mumbled, his eyes straying to the half-opened door. "It's my fault. I should've said something, anything, but I tried to encourage him, thinking he could do it. But he looked so hell-bent on taking those lightning souls. Three, was it? Yes, it was three before Elder Brother Bai came to save him. I should've done it, but I ca—"

Mei placed a hand around his shoulder, squeezing tight as she gave him a slight nod. She frowned when she felt the man's shaking like a leaf. "Breathe. Easy now. I don't know what happened, but this… This isn't helping anyone."

"I don't understand," Lei said, eyes staring past into the dark skies. "How can I let him do something like this…"

Mei sighed. "Come, let's take a look."

She dragged Lei after her, opening the door with one hand. The medicinal aroma was thick inside the cabin, green lights flowing in waves around the air. Elder Brother Bai and a woman stood watching over Fatty Lou who lay on the bed, covered in bandages and a slimy, green liquid.

"Elder Sister Jing?" Mei raised an eyebrow when she saw the woman's face. Her long, dark hair was smooth and glistening. Her brown eyes slowly turned to Mei as her lips curled into a smile.

"Little Mei, what are you doing here?" she said before scowling at Lei's haggard face. "And Lei, haven't I told you that you need to rest?"

"Rest…" Lei nodded absentmindedly, but wobbled near the bed, reaching with one hand to Fatty Lou's burnt face. "Is he breathing?" he said. "He looks so pale and weak. Hey, Fatty, can you hear me? I'm right here."

Elder Brother Bai frowned as he clutched him by the robe, pulling him back. "He needs time, and rest. Go back to your cabin, there's nothing you can do right now."

Lei didn't move. "I'll stay here. I will stay here until he wakes up."

After he crashed down in a corner, Mei stepped near the bed. Her eyes widened at the sight of Fatty Lou. His whole side was covered in bloody, greenish bandages, fingers of his left hand were nothing more than a heap of burnt flesh. A gaping hole near his stomach squirmed hideously, three white stitchers trying to tie the bloody knot of veins back in order.

Seeing those worms eating dead tissue, and pinching with their saw-like teeth the veins made Mei's stomach wrench. But even against all this damage, Fatty Lou's chest rose with each breath, although weakly.

You're lucky Elder Sister Jing is here.

"He looks barely alive," Mei said. "Did he really try Calamity Demon's Indestructible Body Manual?"

"I've sent him to the lightning claw after the preparations were done for the feast," Elder Brother Bai said grimly. "The formation there could tame the lightning-souls, you know that. And I've told him specifically that he only needs to eat a single lightning. Can't be that hard to understand, don't you think? A single lightning for the first seal. Even then I've told him that lightning could leave him breathless."

He pinched his nose bridge. "But this fool ate three! Three fucking lightning-souls! If I didn't know better, I might've thought he was trying to kill himself. But no! He's just a passionate, mindless dreamer who thinks he's some peerless genius."

"Three lightning-souls." Mei drew in a sharp breath. That… would've marked any man dead in mere seconds. Even a One-Sealed Qi Refiner couldn't cope with a single lightning-soul, let alone three of those erratic spirits. But Fatty Lou had managed to eat all of them even though they left him broken and half-dead.

"I admit it wasn't the most sensible thing to do, but his meridians are now completely aligned with lightning." Elder Sister Jing trailed a finger to Fatty Lou's left side where the lightning souls had left blue marks across the skin. "They're now twice as wide as your average Body Forging experts."

"Twice?" Mei was taken aback. "You mean he'll get twice the result with half the effort in the future?"

"If he'll live to see another day, that is." Elder Brother Bai didn't seem too impressed. "A dead man can't cultivate, no matter how talented he is. The path of immortality isn't one that you'll tread without reason. We're not playing a fucking game here! Each step is a direct challenge against the Heavens, each step another hurdle that must be thought through and taken with care."

Mei almost rolled her eyes at Elder Brother Bai. "You're the one to talk, Elder Brother. I still remember the day when you had stabbed a stalagmite of spirit emerald through your chest. Eight-Seal, was it? When I said that it's too foolish and risky, you've told me that you can't defy the Heavens by acting like a coward. Don't blame him now."

"Oh, you don't have to remind him of the past, dear." Elder Sister Jing chuckled as she gave Elder Brother Bai a playful glance. "He knows he's not that bright either. That must be the reason why he kept this one by his side. He looks just like that silly, brave cook that I've met years ago."

She winked at Elder Brother Bai when he scowled at her.

"Women." Elder Brother Bai shook his head before raising an eyebrow at Mei. "And why are you here, Little Mei? Shouldn't you be in the Inner Sect with your Master, accompanying great elders of some damned sects, having a glorious feast with those stinking old goats? What brought you here?"

Mei straightened her shoulders when reminded of her real mission. Her gaze strayed back to the man rocking back and forth in the corner, "I've brought the Grand Elder's word. He wants to inform you that a certain cook must be kept hidden until for the foreseeable future."

Lei's eyes seemed to gain some focus after he was mentioned, looking blankly at her.

Mei gave him a small nod. "He said this cook's talents are most praiseworthy, making him a chosen of the Heavens. But before this talent flourishes into a real genius, we are to keep him safe and sound."

"Bah!" Elder Brother Bai sneered, raising a finger at Lei who seemed genuinely surprised. "Some genius sulking back after witnessing a couple of blue flashes. And what will we get in return for keeping such a mindless man from harm's way? Spirit stones, pills, gold? Or could it be that the Grand Elder wants to remunerate us so generously with our real place back in the Inner Sect? If so, he should've told it to my face instead of sending a little girl to my door."

"I-I'm not sure about the exact details," Mei said with a trembling voice, then tried to raise her chin. To most Inner Sect disciples she was the Eastern Thunder's sole disciple, feared and respected, but against Elder Brother Bai she couldn't help but turn into that little girl who walked with shaking legs into the Outer Sect years ago.

Pull yourself together. You're not that little kid who needs the protection of some cook anymore.

Yes, a cook. That's who Elder Brother Bai was. He wasn't the same genius who many had thought would become a second Zhang Wei in the future. Not the man who crushed the other sects' disciples with his bare hands. Not the same man that once obliterated a late Foundation Realm Crimsonwing.

Damn it. It isn't working.

But she had no other choice. "I'll take him to the Burning Rock. The Outer Sect Exams will be held soon. The Grand Elder wants Lei to become a real Outer Sect disciple to—"

"Wait, what Burning Rock---"

"Cradle him into his arms, is it?" Elder Brother Bai cut Lei's words with a sharp gaze, making him flinch back. "Take him away from me, eh? He wants to throw him into a volcano just so he can see whether this fool has in him to become an Immortal Cook, then? I say he's full of shit, that Grand Elder Hao. Tell him that!"

"Now, now," Elder Sister Jing placed a soothing hand on Elder Brother Bai's shoulder, pulling him closer to her side. "I've always been fond of your fervent side, but this is not the time to be inconsiderate. Grand Elder Hao must have his own reasons for this arrangement."

Then her eyes grew harsh, green light flashing dangerously within them. Her hold around Elder Brother Bai's shoulder tightened, the smile straining at the edge of her lips. "And don't you dare raise your voice to Little Mei ever again, or I will cut that fervent side of yours with my scalpel." Silver glinted at her other hand, inching slowly near Elder Brother Bai's waist. "I'm sure we can make it work just fine with one less of those things, right?"

I never understood the relationship between them. Are they really lovers?

Mei watched as Elder Brother Bai gulped nervously under Elder Sister Jing's gaze, sweat trickling down his brows. He gave her a stiff nod before gazing at Lei. And once again his fervent side flared as he said, "Take him then. But make sure he's returned to the Kitchens in one piece."

……

It was warm, and the breeze did all the talking while Mei trudged slowly from between the high trees, dots of sunlight easy on her face. The leaves were still bent under the heavy drops of rain, the gift of the angry storm, but other than that the lush and colorful life carried on here inside the woods.

The same couldn't be said about the brooding man who sauntered from behind her, sleepless eyes half-hidden under the stained lids. It seemed he had faced a score of demons in his sleep, or he hadn't slept at all, surely having thought about his friend throughout the night. Either way, Mei was sure taking some time away from the sect would do him good. There was scarcely a thing that the fresh air and the green of the forest couldn't prove to be a remedy for, after all.

"He'll be fine, you're worrying too much," Mei said, trying to lighten the mood. "You know, I've had my fair share of wounds in all the years I've been in the sect. There was one time when a jerk from Crimson Dawn Sect smashed me into a bunch of metal spikes, and my liver nearly burst out of my mouth. Sure, I was out cold right after the impact, but it was just a painful memory when I opened my eyes after two weeks of heavy treatment under Elder Sister Jing's magical hands."

Lei's scowl deepened. "You're not helping, if that's what you're trying to do."

"I'm just saying that your friend wouldn't be the first guy to live through all that damage," Mei said, but it had become clear soon that it hadn't been the best example to use in this case. "And Elder Sister Jing said his meridians had grown twice as wide. Turned out he wasn't a simple man, at all."

"It's not his health that bothers me so," Lei said, squinting up at the heavens. "It's this mentality that made him so reckless. I don't know. Probably this is about me, but for a second I lost myself there when I saw him facing all that lightning alone. Admired it, I guess? It felt so strange."

"Strange?" Mei smiled at the words, for they were all too familiar. "You know, Elder Brother Bai was the same, reckless and mindless just like him. He never thought too much about anything, he just did whatever he wanted, and got away with it."

"Our Fatty's not alone, then?" Lei shook his head. "I shouldn't be surprised, right? This is a cultivator's world, after all."

"This world? No, certainly not." The thought alone horrified Mei. A sect full of maniac geniuses running about the halls. "They are a rare bunch, those people. Sometimes I want to be just like them, do you know that? They don't fear anything. They don't think too much. They just get the work done even at the price of their life. It takes more than courage to become someone like that."

"And that makes us, what, peasants hiding under the shadows of their Lords?"

"Each man to his own, my Master told me once," Mei said, the face of that battle-hardened, blue-eyed man flashing across her eyes. "There is no right way in this world. You should follow your own heart."

"But after seeing him like that, I feel like I should strive to do much more than being myself. Does that make any sense? Something about this place," he said, waving a hand around him. "This forest, that sect, the disciples and hell, even the Young Masters. Everything is just so–"

"Primal? Unrealistic?" Mei nodded her head, then sighed out a long breath. "I know it can be hard sometimes, especially when you're just starting to see things as they are. But don't worry, you get used to it. You carry on."

She hadn't been much different than Lei when she stepped inside the world of immortals. Granted, she had been way younger but hadn't anyone by her side whom she could depend on. It took her long months, and grueling sessions of training, hunting, killing, and hours of crying back in her log before she gathered herself enough to keep her heart calm against all the things she'd witnessed.

"You know, I had a peaceful life back in the North," Mei said. She didn't know why, but something about the way Lei talked made her remember the old times. "A simple family. Father was a farmer, a rough man, but honest and hard-working. He used to bark at us whenever my brother and I started running between the wheat stalks. But my Mother knew how to handle him. Oh, she knew it very well. She would have us stand behind the porch, pretending to scold us both in Father's stead after we had our peach teas of course."

"Then what? You've suddenly decided it'd be a good idea to join a sect and rise against the heavens?"

Mei shook her head at him, keeping her smile. "My brother was a snotty child running after me wherever I went. A complete headache. That day, Father told me to get some water from the creek down the village. I was to take my brother with me to teach him how to do it, but I didn't want to wake him up. Do you how hard it was to handle a little kid who's got the fastest legs in the whole village?"

His face was blurry in her memories, but she remembered every bit of detail of his impish smile. His cheeks were a little plump, flushed usually by long hours of bolting around the house, but he never smelled of sweat. It was strange how even after years she could almost breathe that sweet scent of him all around her.

"He had no more than eight summers to his name when the Endless Hordes scorched our village," she continued with a straight voice. "A stray pack, I'd learned after the attack, rotten beasts clawing and tearing apart everything on their path. They slaughtered the whole village, killed the livestock and even the birds, and left no one untouched. No one but me."

A heavy silence stretched between them after the words. Mei expected this would be the case. It wasn't her first time telling this story. She found that speaking about the past made her pain more bearable, to the point that she hardly felt anything anymore.

"I'm sorry, I didn't know," Lei said at length, looking greatly stressed.

Mei waved her hand at him as though it was nothing. The old wound had become a part of her skin, and the memory a distant thought, now.

Then she smiled. At least she got the keep her brother's memory alive this way.

"So you see, not all cultivators are suicidal fools trying to prove their worth to the Heavens. Some of us are still trying to be real people, but it can be hard when life gives you no other choice but to shed your skin."

"Shed your skin, eh?" Lei said with a thoughtful frown, then shook his head. "I guess, unlike Fatty, I'm still happy in my own, and will stick to my role."

"So an Immortal Chef, it is!" Mei giggled impishly, shooing away the dark clouds.

"Wha— No!" Lei paused in his steps, pointing a finger at her. "Just a normal cook, at least for now, alright! I'm still trying to brace myself for that hot bath, you know?"

"You mean the gentle currents of the volcano? I'm sure you'll be fine. And you don't have to worry about it until you're at the Third Seal."

"Then why are you taking me to that Burning Rock right now?"

"The Grand Elder said that it'll be good for you to start familiarizing yourself with the True Flame essence of the volcano. This way, you'll have an easier time when it's time to take that bath."

"Easier time, you're saying." Lei didn't seem that enthusiastic. "Guess there's not much I can do right now but leave my meridians to marinate over time until the cooking time."

"Oh, it's a great way to put it! So you're a different man, after all." Mei clasped her hands together and raised her eyebrows at him. When Lei huffed in response, she turned a deaf ear, instead smiling widely. "And can this genius cook that famous chicken soup of his to this lowly disciple?"

"This chicken business's going to get me killed." Lei rubbed his eyes tiredly but gave in to Mei's burning gaze. "Alright, I'll see what I can do about that."

"Thanks!" Mei clapped her hands happily. "Now my heart can be at ease."

…..
 
Chapter 20 – Cultivator
Chapter 20 – Cultivator


It was a hot day in the forest and sunlight drilled through the thick canopy, casting different patterns on the ground. The damp, heavy air made it a hurdle to breathe, and it grew heavier still when they inched slowly toward the molten rock of a mountain.

Lei's arms were all red with mosquito bites and his face was sweaty as he squinted up at the Burning Rock. He had been in a bad mood all morning, but after a good talk with Mei things did seem to start looking a touch better to his eyes.

Not this rock, though.

Calling it a volcano would be an overstatement, considering the thing was at most a hundred feet in length. Its hard, jagged surface was lined with streaks of burning red, alive with curling smoke. But somehow, and for some reason, those lines never tried their chances at the solid ground, vanishing into big holes dappling the foothills of the little mountain.

"Is this the place?" Lei asked doubtfully.

"You look disappointed." Mei was smiling at him, like she did most of their journey. It was hard to keep up with her always-jolly mood, that beautiful smile, and the glint in her eyes.

Lei shook his head at the thoughts. The woman was an Inner Sect disciple even though she hardly looked the part. "I think I'd expected to see a grand mountain of sorts, towering high into the clouds. You can't blame me."

"You're right," Mei said, pointing a finger at the gaping hole that carved a cave into the mountain. "But you'll find soon that not everything's about the size."

They trudged into the cave, leaving the bright and lush forest behind them. Once inside, the first thing that struck Lei was the strong stench about the place. Felt like some wicked creatures were cooking rotten eggs in every nook and cranny. He had to wave a hand now and then to fend off the swirling clouds of thick smoke, wishing he had brought his fan here, and picked his steps along the way so as not to get dragged into some stream of blazing flames.

But Mei strolled through the narrow space as though she knew the place like the palm of her hand. Not a single jutting rock went unnoticed, and the smoke gave way to her, receding into its nest before poking its head once again when it was Lei's turn.

Even the mountain treats a cultivator differently.

But she did say she wasn't a cultivation maniac who spent her time in the depths of some cave, meditating for days and months just to get that sweet taste of breakthrough. She wasn't your average xianxia maiden who had the spiteful tongue of a jade-skinned beauty, nor did she seem cold as ice.

She acted like a normal woman, truth be told, and Lei was grateful for that. It was the most human conversation he had in the sect. Felt good knowing that there were people like him trying to deal with all the bullshit of this world.

What am I saying? She's doing too much of a good job to call it 'dealing.' Seems to me she found her place. I wonder if I can do the same.

That was a dangerous, but exciting thought. Maybe he could make something out of those Kitchens with this talent of his. He didn't have to stray away from his path, just a slight refinement of his goals would do the trick. Feed the cooks, have them all plumped up and fattened well, then he would have a Cooking Faction behind him that would serve as a strong shield against all the cultivation shit.

Like a chef, with scores of cooks behind you. There's nothing you can't do with all that passion. But I need to come up with a better name.

He chuckled despite the dreary walls that seemed to be a second away from closing in on him. That earned him a raised eyebrow from Mei, her eyes glinting. He just shook his head and trailed after her.

The ground sloped upward as sweat glided across Lei's face. Each breath burned its way down his throat, leaving behind a metallic taste. The dark walls soon gave way to molten curtains that blazed dangerously all around them, dripping lava hissing at the touch of solid ground.

Just then they turned a corner, and the world changed as they stepped out into the opening. An angry pool of lava welcomed them, stretching out as far as the eye could see. The bubbling viscous liquid popped and the walls cracked, bits of ceiling raining down upon them at each second. The ground carried the promise of an earthquake, but it never quite delivered, settling for slight tremors that sent shivers down Lei's spine.

"Here," Mei said as she stepped near the pool where the currents looked shallow. She patted her hand at the bank and sat cross-legged on the ground. "This is the best place."

"Sure," Lei said, heart thumping in his chest. Even against the hot air splashing across his face, he quivered, fingers of his right hand clutching at his robe. His eyes darted back and forth between Mei and the lava pool, then strayed at the long corridor of molten rock.

It took everything for him to resist the urge to just run away.

Seemingly unaffected by his little hesitation, Mei tapped a finger at her ring, pulling out a short, black-feathered bird-like creature. Its two wings were folded tight around its body which had a single, tiny hole that went through the chest. A clean shot. Other than that hole, the creature seemed rather peaceful in a state of deep sleep.

"This is a Wetwing, a One-Sealed creature. Courtesy of our mighty Grand Elder Hao," Mei said as he lay down the little bird on the ground. "Not the brightest, these little birds, but they have a lot of spirit in them. They're quite short-tempered. Throw a stone at them, and then a flight of them will come screeching into your face."

"One-Sealed?" Now that was a surprise. "You mean this thing is a spiritual beast?"

"Yes!" Mei nodded excitedly at him. "For your First Seal. It must be good to have a Grand Elder looking after you, right?"

"Right…" Lei gulped down the saliva piling in his mouth as he crossed his legs before Mei, trying not to think much about the burning liquid that flowed right beside him. "So I'm supposed to breathe in the ashes of this beast, right?"

"Exactly," Mei said, pulling the Wetwing from its tail and dragging it near the lava. "Burning the First Seal with the aid of True Flame essence will let you align your meridians to the fire element. At least that's what the Grand Elder had told me. This way, when the time comes for your lava bath, your meridians won't get scorched right away."

"Dripping my feet first, then." Lei nodded. Seemed reasonable. Jumping inside this boiling liquid without any preparation wouldn't have been a good plan, to his thinking.

And you're getting a one-on-one lesson from an Inner Sect disciple. How lucky are you, eh?

"Ready?" Mei asked.

Lei braced himself. "Yes."

"Now, take a deep breath."

Closing his eyes, Lei drew in a long breath according to the instructions he'd read in the Yellow Maiden's Heart Flame Manual. First, it was just a hot current of air flowing down his throat, jabbing at his lungs. He stifled a cough, then took another breath to keep the flow going.

He near choked when ashes stabbed right through his nose, the stench of burnt flesh drilling up his mind. They trailed after the currents of air, but this time Lei guided them toward his meridians.

It was a different feeling. Strange, it had to be said, for he had never thought he would watch his inner world from behind a thin curtain. He could discern the veins, the blood, and the twelve nodes which served as primary meridians that encircled his body. The ash flowed through those points, soon completing a full circle.

Well, it was easy.

Considering most practitioners couldn't even feel the energy on their first try, Lei thought he was doing a good job. But it probably had to do with him being already a Half-Step First-Seal cultivator — an after-effect of the galaxy-cooking Elder's touch when he gifted upon him the [Heartburn] skill.

But to be a true One-Sealed cultivator… Now, that was the crucial part.

At each passing second he felt the boiling temperature surrounding him slowly give way to a slight breeze that poked playfully into his body. The gentle touch of sweat drops became distant, the growling and sloshing of the lava pool a faraway melody.

What he really admired was that his thoughts were completely immersed in this process, rather than bursting into a heated discussion in his brain like they usually did. Now, they waited, back in some corner of his mind, silent and steady.

The heavenly seals soon came under light in his spiritual vision. All nine of them, nailed as though by a mighty hand, completely blocked his meridians from expanding further into his body. They resembled bronze, rusted screws, save for the bloody veins and tissue covering their surfaces. Still, whoever placed these nails inside his body most surely had left their mark on them.

There were characters imprinted on the heavenly seals, distinct lines making them easy to read. The one right in the middle of his chest read as 'Ninth,' with the one near his waist being the 'First.'

The ashes flowed through the First Seal before ending the cycle on the Ninth one.

Nine. This number was being used everywhere, especially in the cultivation world. Even the sect's name was Nine Nails, making it a peculiar detail. As far as he knew, it represented longevity and good luck, but also the Chinese dragon, thus giving it a magical meaning. It was also believed to represent completeness, balance, and perfection.

But to reach the Ninth Seal, he had to first deal with this First Seal.

It was broken, veins dangling grimly from its surface, thin threads looking dark and dead, but still had that bronze glint about them. Like a floodgate, it hampered the current of ashes from flowing freely through his meridian.

Alright, let's get you cooking.

Lei drew in another breath, and he pushed all the ashes right toward the First Seal as he blew the breath out. They pressed tight into each other, becoming solid like coal, turning into a single piece which then pushed against the seal.

It didn't budge.

Suddenly, a fiery tongue broke free from the inner flame, slithering through the paths, plummeting down to his waist where the bloody veins surrounding the First Seal trembled in response. It stopped, as if gazing at the ashes, then swept them into its ethereal body of light, consuming that black piece of coal in no time.

It blazed with a newly found vigor, now completely locked into that First Seal. Turning into a sharp spear, it darted at the broken seal, and stabbed right through it, scattering bright sparks all around the seal.

Fighting against the heavens, is it? This fucking thing is going to break me!

Lei's stomach was wrenched. The impact stole the breath out of his lungs and made him near bent over on his legs, wheezing a pitiful breath. Bright dots of light fluttered in his vision, dancing back and forth, stars shining, and his fingers shaking madly as pain wrecked his body from within. Felt like some beast gnawed right at his core, trying to tear him apart.

But the damned seal stood its ground, albeit barely. It only served to anger the inner flame which flared in mad fury and stabbed once again into the seal, splashed out onto its surface, wavering flames biting away at the throbbing veins.

Lei tried to swallow the heavy lump stuck in his throat and roared when it refused to budge, the sinews on his neck straining. It felt warm at first, but then it was cold, a freezing cold, trying to jerk him back into his own pain. But Lei needed no remainder, or any help to gather round himself to feel his insides being carved out.

Still, he breathed. He could feel he was close now, painfully close to breaking the First Seal and stepping into the realm of cultivators. Sounded nothing to be joyful about, but he guessed there was scarcely a thing in his mind now to find some joy in it.

So he clutched onto that hope, the hardened face of Fatty Lou flashing past his eyes. That man never did take a step back against the lightning, he stood his ground and fought bravely, desperately to break those things.

He gathered every bit of strength in his body for a last push, then sent the inner flame blasting into the battered and broken seal. It obliterated the bronze glint of the heavenly nail, consuming all the veins and the parts of it before drawing contently back into Lei's heart.

"I-I'm alive…" Lei said, breath rasping in his chest, sweat pouring down in his face. He checked round his body with trembling hands and found a couple of tears near his waist and a heap of bruises. There was hardly a place in his body that didn't ache from that terrible experience, but he was still alive. "I'm breathing!"

Mei stared up at him, the Wetwing that had been by her side was nowhere in sight now. It took a second before she smiled, and clasped her hands excitedly. "A genius! I knew you would have no problem—"

"Those lights," Lei said as he floundered to his feet, squinting up at the ceiling of the mountain where blinding lights flashed constantly. He waved a hand, but couldn't cut into those lights. "Was it always this bright?"

"What?" Mei knit her brows in confusion. She looked up at the ceiling. "What lights?"

"Those ones." Lei pointed a finger at them and had to raise a hand when they grew harsher yet. "What's happening?"

"I think you need some rest—"

Mei's voice drifted away as those lights washed over Lei, painting his world a bright white. The lava pool wasn't there, the molten curtains of the walls and Mei's anxious face… All gone now, they had vanished into the lights.

Lei blinked, yet the world remained the same. Not long after the outlines of a gargantuan cauldron became visible inside those lights, its surface worn and crowded by strings of characters. As though heeding a call, the lights condensed into wavering flames before curling under the cauldron, cradling it like a bonfire.

Elder?

Was Lei's first thought, but this time the galaxy-cooking giant man was nowhere in sight. The cauldron seemed to have been left unattended, spreading a burnt, sharp stench about it. For a second he thought he saw a couple of ropes dangling from its lid, pieces of bronze glinting weakly amongst them, but they soon turned into a gory mess of veins that were covered in thick grime, blackened and dripping with blood.

What is cooking in that cauldron?

Lei had a guess, but he couldn't see the inside of the cauldron to confirm it. Still, those veins certainly looked all too familiar to his eyes, and those bronze pieces…

My seal? The fucking seal I'd blasted just now?

It was so strange of a notion that he couldn't help but stiffen when it dawned on him. Twisted, and vile, a sickening play of that Elder, or whoever had given him this system.

[At length, a new child has proven itself worthy of a successor, shedding his mortal skin. But now that you've stepped into the ranks of cultivators, it means our time is limited, child.]

Blood drained from Lei's hands when he heard that ancient, tired voice once again, echoing from all around him. He tried to peek into the lights, but couldn't see anyone in sight.

[Many perished upon this path. Many had gone astray, forgetting the true purpose of their core. It is now you who shall carry this grave mission on your back.]

What mistakes? What mission? What the hell is happening?

[Ascend higher, child, and then you shall find the other chosen. Arm yourself and your allies before the true enemy shows its face. Left alone, you can't bear the hardship of this challenge, therefore you shall be the light that guides the ones around you to the true path of defiance.]

The voice boomed inside Lei's ears, and he stumbled back a step. All around him were bright lights, poking lights, curving and flowing, that cauldron brimming with veins. Above all that, the Elder's voice sounded different this time, as though echoing from miles away from him.

[Use your gift wisely, but do not completely give in to the vile System, for it is our common—]

[Interference detected…]

A mechanical sound buzzed, and the reality cracked like shattered glass, pieces of that cauldron raining down upon him. Lei stood gaping at the broken world, at the darkness that lay behind it, too disoriented to make sense of anything.

[Eliminating the intrusion…]

[Restarting the procedure…]

[Host founded.]

[Assessment: Modified.]

[System restablized.]

[Generating the starting quest.]

Ding!

[Feed 1000 People]

Progress: 0/1000

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Feel free to share your thoughts. I'd be always grateful for some feedback!
 
common... enemy? Was the Elder saying that the System is itself corrupt in some way? Hmm, that's gonna be a problem Lei will have to look into. Once he gets stronger anyway. Not much he can do about it at his current level of power.
 
Well I got from that description that system is common enemy. Was that bug/corruption in legacy that is slowly killing user?
 
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