To whom it may concern:
If you are reading this, you are our selection for the CEO of a corporation based upon... unnatural resources. Due to your own experience and encounter with the paranormal, we, as your future Board of Investors have judged you to be the most qualified to lead such an corporation. However, as "behind closed doors" as this may be, the Board has no interest in funding something that we see as not profiting us, and members may pull out at any time. If all members pull your funding, expect immediate termination of all your endeavors.
While you may know who we are and have gained a peek at the hidden nature beyond our world, you know little about what you will be using as a resource to form the backbone of your future projects. This is tied into our origin, so to speak, so we ask that you wipe the computer you read this from after finishing this E-Mail through the attachment encoded.
[X] Approximately six months ago, a resident of the International Space Station made telepathic contact with what we believe to be an extraterrestrial organism. This had the unfortunate side affect of driving said person insane, and was deported from the station for his own good. However, members of the board have encountered similar events, and acquired him at the earliest possible date when he began drawing blueprints for bio-organic starships. While we currently lack the resources to build such devices, the subject has been growing tumors that seem to circumvent typical biological physics.
[X] You may have heard news reports of a meteor strike in the Arctic similar in power to a small nuclear weapon. This is incorrect. One of the members has been working on a nanite pathogen for military purposes, working on it in the Arctic to limit contamination. This proved wise when these nanites somehow gained sentience, and soon infected nearly the whole staff, controlling them to work on strange weapons seemingly to be used on human civilization. One of the survivors managed to use one of these devices to destroy the entire area. However, a "black box" managed to survive, and our engineers have confirmed that the data is perfectly safe, albeit decades if not centuries ahead of the rest of the world.
[X] For the past nine years, each board member has been in contact with an entity calling itself "Mammon" in various guises, giving advice in exchange for relatively small payments, at least in comparison to the advantages Mammon's advice has given us. This seems to have been some sort of test, as recently Mammon gathered us together, offering us a book written in a Syrian dialect that he/she/they claims holds knowledge that is forbidden from mankind, his/her/their only request that we keep it secret from the world. Our translators thus far have confirmed various spells, locations of power, and malevolent creatures are detailed within, though the book itself seems to have no supernatural qualities other than the odor of blood and brimstone.
Upon reading this, you may have assumed this is just an isolated incident among the ordinary, predictable world you have come to have known through your life. It is our prerogative to inform you that this is untrue. Your world has always had this strangeness, hidden just out of reach, a world where possibility and imagination are synonymous. This is a world of terrible fear and pain, but it is also a world of opportunity, where those who embrace their ruthlessness can find power and riches that are literally beyond your wildest dreams.
We will contact you shortly to begin your work.