"So, 'ey 'alk in 'is one! Hm... afraid you've 'he wrong man, my mortal son. I'm now'ere near ya. I'm but a 'umble observer to your plight -- not a par'y 'oo it."
Lisko's eyes widened. What kind of a lunatic calls people 'mortals'? Were they abducted by some madman that wanted to play Jigsaw on them?! Also,
'this one'? How many groups like them were in this Metro? This is not good... Wait. If it wasn't him there, then
who kept banging on the doors?
"The mere fact 'at you've havn' killed each other yet, exceeds me expec'a'ions. Most of 'he new additions aren't nearly as civilized. Cheers mate."
Killl each other!? What th-
At that, a jarring BOOM rang out. The door the group had gathered around seemed to bulged outward toward them, under some incredible force beating down it from the other side. A few more of those, and the door would crumple!
"Kurwa!" The slav cried in shock. Did someone hit it with a
sledgehammer?!
The voice continued unperturbed.
"Still got some time d'ough... got any jokes -- what're name -- Mister Lisko?"
Said man didn't respond immediately. He was overwhelmed with this whole situation. Far too many questions... What they were doing here, why, who is the person on the intercom, who tries to break the doors, how many people are in a similar position, why on a metro car, what was wrong with this guy... Too many questions, too much stress, he was in a danger, he shouldn't be here, why didthis
happento-
A new voice, commanding in a, frankly, robotic manner to 'withdraw' distracted lisko from this train of thought. As he turned, he saw that blonde woman that sat there not so long ago, this time, however, she held a
rifle which she was pointing at the doors. This, paradoxically, brought him fully back to reality. It was a proverbial straw that broke the camel's back, making, for a moment at least, the insanity of this situation feel almost mundane. Unimportant. This, oddly comforting, apathetic, perspective allowed him to focus on the, surprisingly few, issues that truly mattered. Like what to do with these doors... An idea sparked in his head, and he glanced back at the intercom.
The intercom-guy is a lunatic, who doesn't seem to care about lives. This must have been some game for him, seeing how he watches people kill each other here... This might be an advantage. He has already seen people die, so he might be willing to diversify his source of entertainment...
God, why... So maybe another proposition will amuse him enough, for a time, at least? After all, we need just to stall for time, there is no way he can hide this sick place from the authorities for long...
"Hey, turn the intercom on. I have a joke for him."
Seeing how the guy with a pistol seemed to have come to a similar conclusion, Lisko pushed the button.
"WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A TAILOR AND A JAILER?"
"ONE SELLS WATCHES, AND THE OTHER WATCHES CELLS!"
The Eastern European burrowed his eyebrows. What does tailoring has to do with watches?
Doesn't matter, there is not much time.
"Sorry if it wasn't to your liking, we are on a time limit here. I am certain that if we just had some time, the seven of us could remember some really good ones." Okay, a rough bait set. Time for some catch. "Actually, why won't you help us solve this little issue we have here, and then we can tell you some good jokes, so all of us will be happy?" As he said that, he glanced at the doors that were dangerously close to opening and felt his apathy giving way to fear again. "By the way, I am not going to wait here and tempt fate, so don't wait for an answer." With that, Lisko started running towards the opposite end of the car, noticing a crow-guy, now without his crow, to face doors in a boxing stance. Was he suicidal, or something?
"I wouldn't want to face whoever is bringing these doors down in close quarters, so how about all of us run as far away from them as possible, so the rifle-lady has a clear shot?" He remembered to add 'all of us' so the unshaven guy with a trenchcoat and two homemade 'weapons' didn't look like a type of person one would want to anger, if one could help it.