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PD: For legal reasons, I do not own My Hero Academia.
"There are no extraordinary men.
Just extraordinary circumstances that ordinary men are forced to deal with."
I used to be normal, once.
I think so at least.
Then a man dressed in a black suit showed up at our door and things just went to hell.
Dad used to be a hero. Croko, the Reptile Hero he was called. He never broke through the Top 100 placement he reached in his golden days, but he used to love the job, showing up where trouble was the thickest, exchanging blows with a few tough villains, and rescuing people. And then he got crippled. A knee-shot, a villain with super-strength pulverized the entire joint and times got tough for the family.
Mom was…Not very good at working, it turns out. She had issues with every workplace she applied to, never got any interviews to stick, and nobody ever called back, it was sad to see really. Most people would try to force something to happen, to maybe try and start their own business or something, but Mom wasn't the type to work harder when things got rough.
She was the type to walk around the problem.
It was no surprise she left before things got really bad. To this day I still think I would've done the same in her situation, maybe I would have taken the three-year-old with me, but I would've run either way.
In any case, I was too young then to notice the signs. The looks she gave me, the way she distanced herself little by little until one day she just wasn't home anymore. It was then that Dad started drinking, getting angry, and complaining about anything and everything, including me.
Dad used to be a hero. Not anymore.
[ 12 Years Later ]
"Oi, Kuchisake!" A voice called out to me, so I snapped my eyes open and glared at the source of the noise. "Mind telling me what part of my class is so boring that you decided to take a nap through it?"
Oh, it was just Watabe-sensei.
"...'s not your class that's boring, Sensei." I mutter in between a yawn as my double-eyelid does its best to keep my eyes from burning under the light of the morning sun. "Just had a nightmare yesterday and couldn't catch up on my sleep. Sorry 'bout that."
Watabe-sensei just scoffed and returned to his place by the whiteboard, where he continued lecturing the class about biology stuff that I had already gone over at home.
What? Despite my intimidating and dashing looks, I am actually quite the academic.
Not really, I just have an easier time with classes like these that rely mostly on internalizing information rather than memorizing specific procedures, so I just study the textbook at home and take the time to nap or draw through most of the class anyway. Watabe-sensei knows very well I don't fall behind on my grades either way, but I think he feels a bit insulted by how I just end up ignoring him most of the time. Guess I should ask him if he needs help grading some tests again, that usually gets him to relax a little.
As I wait for the class to end, I decide to just reminisce about the good old days.
Namely, the six years I had to suffer under Father Dearest before I was finally able to snitch on him with the local police department, landing him in prison for a few years and getting me thrown out of my own home and into the Childcare Services that Japan had settled for these types of situations. Let me tell you, it was not a good time at all. I had some very bad experiences, and that just settled on top of my lack of parental love, so I guess I had both Mommy and Daddy issues now. Neat.
I'm sure if I happened to slip into a shrink's office I would cause the poor man an aneurysm or something.
But well, it is what it is. Life's a bitch and then you eventually die. I'm just hoping I get to decide what I wanna do before dying though, maybe becoming a teacher isn't a bad idea? I mean, my grades are great, and judging by Watabe-sensei's social skills, all I need is a good frown, a good glare, and an aura of "I will call your parents if you don't behave" and that's it right?
I mean, I guess my impressive size would also help the whole intimidation thing.
Despite the average jumping at an incredible pace since the first appearance of Quirks, Japan's height average was still at around like 170 something? I was easily 190 if I hadn't gotten yet another growth spurt, and I still had like six more years before I stopped right? That's around the same time Father stopped growing by what little he spoke about his younger years.
There's also the second route, try out for a Hero School and try to go pro. That's more or less the ideal nowadays that most kids try to aim for, who wouldn't wanna be a superhero right? But I'm not sure I'm made for that type of profession. I'm a good person, I can admit that with confidence. I don't bully people, I don't extort kids out of their lunch money, I don't sneer at old people or tell them they're annoying, hell, I've even shared my notes with the rest of the class a few times before!
But I'm not sure I'm
Hero material. You kinda need the whole fire in your eyes, the heart of gold thing, right? Sure, there are a few celebrities that are heroes on the side, but…Yeah, I'd rather not risk my life on the daily if I could help it. Then again, most of those Hero Schools do have the most prestigious General Studies courses so I really should consider applying to a few at the very least.
The bell rang, the class was dismissed, and I was allowed to go back to napping.
If it wasn't for Watabe-sensei approaching me before I could lay down my head. I decided to be respectful so I straightened in my seat and looked over at him as rested my hands above the desk.
"Kuchisake, you have a minute?" He asked, seriousness clear in his voice. Then again, he was always serious, but now it seemed like a very particular kind of serious. Like 'You're dying in three months of terminal cancer.' kind of serious.
"Sure, what's the problem, Sensei?" I asked, a little worried.
He seemed to catch my tone, so he relaxed his frown a little. Maybe he was thinking about something else that got him all grumpy again.
"Not a problem, not for me anyway." He said, before handing me a piece of paper. It was the future plans sheet I handed back, it was blank except for my name and a little doodle of a crocodile on one of the corners of the page. "Remember this?"
I sighed, and just nodded as I took the paper from his hands.
"Look, I know that…You have a very particular situation to deal with." He started. "But it's still important for you to really, seriously, consider what you want your future to be. You're a bright student, one of the best in the school even, but you need to put your priorities straight and ask yourself what you want to do."
"I know, Sensei, it's just-" He stopped me, a very faint grin visible on his face.
"Don't you go making up excuses, I know what you're dealing with and it can be a handful. For what it's worth if you want to go somewhere big, I've already checked with the principal and he can draft up a letter of recommendation for you. It won't get you in immediately, but you'd probably get placed on a priority list." He gave me a pat on the shoulder and stepped away.
"Just think it over, alright? Would be a shame to see my best student burn out in a boring desk job." Before I could reply, he was already out of the classroom, leaving me practically nailed to my seat as I considered what he just said.
I looked at the piece of paper in my hands and sighed.
"You could've just said you wanted me to aim high, you know? I don't like disappointing expectations, you know that Sensei…" I slithered a hand into my bag to drag out a pen and made sure to mark down my first school of choice before making my way to the Gym for P.E.
If he wanted me to aim high…
"Let's hope U.A. is high enough for you, Sensei." I smiled.
Then I'd just have to aim for the stars.
You know when in Shonen manga there's always a training arc under a very strict but funny or badass mentor that later on dies for the sake of character development?
Yeah, that wasn't happening. I spent the next ten months before the end of the year, and the start of the application process for the different Hero Schools, working part-time at whatever place would have me to pay for a proper gym membership, working every muscle in my body to failure, and basically teaching myself how to fight by punching the lone sandbag at the cheap gym I got myself into.
It was improvised, it was cheap, and it was all self-taught, but I figured most of the other applicants would throw themselves into the practical with about the same lack of experience right? As long as I could throw a few good punches and not pass out from exhaustion, then my body should be able to handle the rest!
Needless to say, it was hell.
I am very much an indoors, lazy, introvert of a person so just doing checkout at a nearby konbini was already pushing my social battery to the limit. Having to deal with the looks from other people at the gym was even worse, and to rub a metaphorical ton of sand on the wound, I also had to watch my diet now!
It was hell, and I was subjecting myself to it willingly.
But well, at least Watabe-sensei seemed pleased with himself when he saw me paying actual attention in class as I took notes on every subject I had to take seriously for the written exam. My grades were already good, but with me actually trying? I'm proud to admit that I ended up graduating first in my class. Not that it mattered to any of the decent schools that I would be trying to apply to, but it was more than enough to keep my morale high as the day of the actual examinations sneaked up on me before I even realized it.
That morning I almost slept through my alarms and only managed to get to U.A. on time because I actually didn't live that far away from the campus itself.
The apartment that I got from my court case against Father Dearest was a solid ten kilometers away. That would usually be an hour or something at walking pace, but I reduced it to about forty-five minutes with me running on all fours, using my tail as a counter-balance, and admittedly jumping a few red lights when no car was in sight.
I silently apologized to my social worker as I finally reached the entrance of the campus just in time to rush right in amongst the last arrivals, barely making it to my designated test room to take the two-hour exam. Sure enough, it was tough as nails, and just as bothersome to deal with. If you're asking yourself what that means then let me enlighten you, my Quirk is called Crocodylian, a mutant type that grants me physical abilities proportional to a member of the Crocodylia animal family.
That means I'm really big. I'm really strong. I'm really fast when running on all fours, and I'm great at swimming. It also means I have double eyelids that make me impervious to debris hitting my eyes, and a really nice set of scales over my hands, forearms, shoulders, back, abdomen, hips, legs, anywhere really. I can control them to a certain point, deciding if I want to cover a larger surface at the cost of less thickness, or a smaller surface for more defense.
In any case, I tried to hammer a nail through them a few times to check how good they were at protecting my body.
That got me a very awkward visit to the hospital and a very angry social worker who gave up on my case before I was transferred to my current one. I'd yet to bother learning her name, but she seemed nice, and for what it's worth I'm really sorry I was her first case.
So yeah, nails + hammer + super strength was not good.
Anyway, the written exam. Easier than I expected, but challenging enough that it left me feeling a bit uncertain about my results. I was confident that I had a passing grade, but I wasn't sure how low or high on the ranking table I'd end up at. Sure, Watabe-sensei had implied he wanted me to aim for the Hero Course, but even if I ended up at the General Studies I would be pretty satisfied.
It was still U.A. after all!
Once the written part was done, we were herded away from the halls and into an amphitheater. I saw no familiar faces in the crowd, not that I had any friends to recognize. The closest I got to a friend was the stray cat that I sometimes took care of whenever he clawed at my window when it started raining or when he had an injury. Little Ren spent most of his time outdoors anyway, so we saw each other very rarely.
I wonder how he's doing right now. Hopefully, he isn't trying to get with the neighbour's cat, she was a fierce beast, I still had the mark from her claws when I tried petting her the other day, truly a fearsome monster.
With a little looking around, I got myself seated in a nice corner of the room where I'd have no problem hearing whoever would be on-stage presenting the orientation for the practical exam, and just isolated enough to appear awkward to approach but not extremely edgy like the guy on the actual corner with a bird's head.
It looked like a crow…Or maybe a raven? I'd have to hear him make a bird noise if I wanted to be sure of either, crows tended to be higher-pitched while ravens were more about the clicks and clacks rather than the squawks.
Before I could start playing "Guess the bird" the lights on the stage lit on and illuminated what had to be the most absurd hairdo I had ever seen since that one delinquent dude whose quirk was to summon an illusory projection of himself. He was pretty cool, and quite a nice person when you got to know him. Shame he had to move though, something about his uncle? No idea what it was about now, but I wished him all the best.
"Welcome, dear listeners, to today's show! Everybody say HEY!" The guy, apparently a pro hero by the name of Present Mic, if the green-haired guy's mutterings were to be believed, yelled with genuine excitement.
Nobody replied, but he didn't seem to be too affected by it. Maybe just a little bit. I saw his fingers twitch a little, and he almost took a half-step back before he pushed on.
The rest of the explanation was rather simple. Big urban area, demolished buildings, and ruins. We would be separated into different sections of the city and had to basically run around destroying the robot dummies that would be prowling the city. He broke them down into four different types, each one giving a certain amount of points. One-pointers were simple, melee combatants who used pack tactics and the advantage of numbers to overwhelm you. Two-pointers were ranged, and a bit tougher than Ones. These relied on the cannon fodder that was their comrades to hit you when you weren't looking, so either good defenses or good spatial awareness would be needed to deal with them.
Finally, Three-pointers were like mid-bosses. Tougher than the other two, stronger too. Usually found leading large groups of robots, and were quite dangerous if left alive. Before he could explain the fourth kind, a guy wearing glasses asked a question, scolded the green-haired dude for muttering too loud, and promptly sat back down when Present Mic explained that the fourth kind was just a very big nuisance we had to watch out for.
With that done, we were led out of the amphitheater and told to change before we had to go to the actual testing site for the whole exam thing. I had a bit of a tough time since the girl's changing room was a bit more cramped than I was used to, and my tail almost slapped an alien-looking girl in the back of the head by mistake. I swiftly apologized in my usual awkward manner and rushed out into the buses that would drive us to the testing site.
Man, we hadn't even started and I was already fumbling things.
I slapped my cheeks and made sure to keep the facial mask in place. I would have a bit of an issue breathing through it, but at least I didn't use glasses so they wouldn't fog up with my breath. That said, my eyesight wasn't the best so maybe I really should get that checked out…
As expected, my mind quickly wandered away from my rational thoughts as we drove away into the testing arena. On the way there I resorted to silently praying not to make a fool of myself.