You've always had more empathy than you know what to do with.
Seeing a turtle cross the road made you run out to stop traffic so it could cross. Seeing friends online have rough times made you give them virtual hugs and wish they could be real hugs. Unless they deserved it, the thought of cruelty to someone just... made you feel deeply guilty. Whenever you ended up doing something wrong, even by accident, you tended to spend years regretting it. Fiction was a challenge, while tragedy and horror were right out, because even the slightest amount of suffering in totally fictional characters just made you feel immense amounts of sadness for their plight.
Unfortunately, empathy doesn't always get you far in life, and it sure as heck doesn't give you good health. You can imagine your shock when some guy outside a bar blew a puff of cigarette smoke in your face and you, having forgotten your inhaler at home... simply asphyxiated before the paramedics could arrive.
Bad way to go, suffocation. Asthma's not fun. And as you laid there, dying, you couldn't help wondering what would be next for you. All the wonderful people. Empathy doesn't always get you far and doesn't give you good health, but for people who can truly appreciate compassion... it can make you blessed in the people in your life. Your thoughts as you choked on the sidewalk weren't of all the things you wouldn't accomplish... but all the wonderful people you'd be leaving behind.
Then... the darkness called.
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But, of course, Spacebattlers never die. We just get lost on the way home.
Despite this, you still can't help but be surprised by the tone dial you hear in the darkness.
Hello, this is ROB. Unfortunately, I can't make it to the reincarnation at the moment, but I've prepared a GUI so you can select your universe of choice. Please press one to continue.
Motherfu- Really? ROB can't even show up themselves to reincarnate you? Ugh... One.
You have selected one. Please select your universe of choice. If you wish to be reincarnated into the Elemental Nations, press one. If you wish to be reincarnated into Karakura Town, press two. If you wish to be reincarnated into the Grand Blue, press three. If you wish to be reincarnated into the DC Universe, press four. If you wish to be reincarnated into the Marvel Universe, press five. If you wish to be reincarnated into the-
Well, you know which one you
aren't picking. You know far less about the DC Universe than any of the other four.
You have selected... four. Your chosen location is the DC Universe.
Shit.
Please select your new body's biological sex. For male, press 1. For female, press 2.
You inwardly grin. Zero!
You have selected... Zero. Smartass.
GUI gettin' sassy!
Please select your chosen career path. Specific personality traits may restrict your Destiny. For "Superfunctionary," press 1.
You wait.
You have not made a selection. For "Superfunctionary," press 1.
Wait, that's it?
Specific personality traits may restrict your Destiny. For "Superfunctionary," press 1.
Fucking ROB. One.
Thank you for using the ROB GUI. Have a pleasant reincarnation.
Huh, you expected more questions. Now, what's gonna happen OH GOOD GOD IT BURNS
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You awaken to find yourself somewhere dark, warm, soft, and slightly moist. You wriggle, but find only soft moisture surrounding you. Your movement is restricted on all sides, but you feel air on the top of your head. Where are you?
Something grabs the top of your head and yanks, your eyes being flooded with light. Blinking, you come face to face with a woman who can only be described as... alien.
Her cheeks are pudgy and she lacks a nose, her skin being a light green color. Solid red eyes with no pupils or sclera gaze at you, a smile on her face. She has a head of long, green hair that's tied into a back-mounted bun, a large red flower sitting atop her head with visible yellow pistils and stamen. What an odd hat.
She turns to where two people are standing nearby, and they have the same facial features, but different facial structures, different colored eyes, and different colored flowers atop their heads. One has a purple flower and purple eyes and looks tall and thin, dressed in a green skirt suit, her green hair tied back into a ponytail. The other has a blue flower and blue eyes, is quite curvaceous, and is dressed in a flowing white dress, her green hair flowing freely and straight. As the woman carries you to them, you notice that they have no legs! Their lower halves continue into plant-like stalks that end in a plant bulb, numerous roots sprouting from the sides of the bulb and holding it aloft like spider legs. A glance down shows you have the same!
The woman holding you says something in a language you can't understand and hands you to the same-sex couple, the shorter and curvier one gently rocking you in her arms. As she coos something unintelligible, you notice she has wooden teeth and her tongue is a leaf. Are these... plant people? They almost resemble alraune... but you don't recognize them as any race from the DCU, but then again you're not fully familiar with the DCU's lore.
They speak again in that unintelligible voice, then they turn to what seems to be a planting box of darker soil than the dirt ground around you. Taking a trowel, the pudgy woman who first pulled you from the ground begins to plant you in the planter, but only your roots and bulb. It feels... really good. The soil is warm, soft, and moist, and you swear you feel satiated by it. She also directs a nearby shutter so golden sunlight pours onto you, then sets up a tube to trickle water into the planter.
The three leave, speaking excitedly to each other in that strange tongue, leaving you to your own devices.
What... should you do?
Reader Choice
[ ] Look around, assess the situation.
[ ] Examine yourself, see what you look like.
[ ] Pull yourself out of the planter and explore.
[ ] Cry.
[ ] Write-in.