Caphev Incorporated: A Stellaris After Action Report

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Aranfan

Team Plasma Grunt
ENTRY FOR 0.01.01

I am Chief Executive Officer Dov'ace of Caphev Incorporated, newly elected by my fellows on the Board of Directors. I have started this journal to preserve for posterity the thoughts and workings of the company I serve. As this is for posterity, I shall begin with history:

400 years ago the Kingdom of Tira created the Royal Tiran Mining Concern, which had monopoly rights to all mining activities of any kind in the Tiran Colonies. It quickly expanded into other areas. As Tira's reach grew so did the RTMC, and soon the RTMC ruled several provinces and states in it's own right. Eventually the RTMC and it's subsidiaries ruled almost a third of the planet, and it was the dominate mercantile force across the rest. Fifty years ago, the RTMC bought out Tira and it's last economic rivals, and renamed itself Caphev Incorporated.

Yet this presented a problem. We now control the world, we pay all the wages, so even though we provide all things that are bought how do we make a profit? By digging enough money out of the ground to cover everything, that and financial tricks. The RTMC branch of Caphev Inc is the only branch to turn a consistent profit on it's own. On that we have built a vast edifice of financial trickery that allows us to report a profit. Yet the margin is thin, and growing thinner each year. And it will only last until the mines run dry.

Which brings us to the present. An astute observer will recognize that this entry is for year 0. This is because we have inaugurated a new calendar to greet the new age of Mathin kind. We have broken the Light Barrier.

While the people celebrate, I must confess that I am anxious. We need new mines to keep the profit going. The research for the Warp Engine was expensive, and should we not be able to tap into the vast resources my advisers and the board are certain exist in space, then the house of cards will collapse.

But it will eventually collapse regardless, even if the mines never run dry. You can fool some of the people all the time, and all the people some of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time. We need new markets, and new customers. Otherwise the financial markets will collapse, and take the physical economy with it.

I dearly hope we are not alone.


0.01.02

I have set our Science Ship to survey the Belo'vi system, our system, in hopes of finding resources to mine, and our Construction Ship to follow it until it finds such resources. Meanwhile, I have divided our corvettle fleet. Bah, it's only three ships. They shall serve as our emissaries and explorers at this juncture, they are under firm orders to only fire upon anything they encounter in self defense.

I expect another entry of historical import will be months away. Unless we get "discovered".




 
Oh Lord, you're pacifists.

How the fuck are you supposed to defend yourselves from aggressive and expansionist empires?

I don't know much about Stellaris (will wait for Synthetic Dawn to save myself the trouble from Paradox's DLC mania), but damn.
 
Oh Lord, you're pacifists.

How the fuck are you supposed to defend yourselves from aggressive and expansionist empires?

I don't know much about Stellaris (will wait for Synthetic Dawn to save myself the trouble from Paradox's DLC mania), but damn.
Pacifist means you can't go looking for trouble, but free to smash people's faces in when they come to you with trouble.
And liberate the fuck out of every planet trouble owns.
 
He(?)'s only regular pacifist, so they can still declare war, they just can't conquer worlds directly. It's totally possible to 'liberate' worlds into a new empire that just so happens to perfectly share your values and is highly likely to submit to your empire as a protectorate, which can arguably be more useful in some ways.
 
He(?)'s only regular pacifist, so they can still declare war, they just can't conquer worlds directly. It's totally possible to 'liberate' worlds into a new empire that just so happens to perfectly share your values and is highly likely to submit to your empire as a protectorate, which can arguably be more useful in some ways.
Bingo. Fanatic Pacifist is not viable. Pacifist is.
 
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0.02.27

Paydirt. The gas giant Naff'Fujj has easy and economically harvestable resources. The constructor is even now construction of a mining station from which to harvest the valuable materials.

Maybe Gobb was onto something with this space mining thing. Time will tell. Although he'll be insufferably smug if this does pay off.

0.06.07

Construction has completed on Naff'Fujj's mining station. No other useful deposits have been found in the system so far. But most of it is still unsurveyed.

0.07.27

I have been convinced to fund the construction of another science ship to survey other nearby systems.

0.08.24

This day shall ever after be a holiday. For today is Contact Day. I have received word from the Duj'Djom that they have received coherent and complex radio signals from a nearby star, and people are already celebrating. We are not alone.

Thank the non-existant gods.

I have ordered Sler'uni to immediately begin work on decoding the radio signals and translation of the no doubt alien language conveyed by them. However, I have ordered the Duj'Djom to continue it's exploration course. Who knows who else we might find out there.






 
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0.08.25

I have had it brought to my attention that there is a world such as few mathin thought would exist. A world that would be perfect for us. As comfortable as Caphev itself, and with much more land than our cradle. Unfortunately it is in the Hagawa System, and is likely to be within the claimed borders of these aliens we have found. Perhaps we'll be able to purchase it later on, but such a prize will not come cheaply, I have no doubt.


0.09.17

Word has come in, Naff'Gavace has easily accessible deposits of gold. I have ordered a mining station built.


0.09.24

Forthi reports seeing the sensor reading of a ship inside of the gas giant Naff'Alahb. After debate, and advisement by the science division, it was decided not to investigate. We simply do not know enough of how to navigate inside the gas giant to be worth the danger.


0.09.24

More aliens, these do not seem to need metal boxes to traverse the void. I know not how it is possible, but it evidently is. It is humbling, to know that though I may control the world, or rather a world, there are things yet beyond me.

Whatever they are, I hope they are not hostile.


0.10.08

Bah. The R&D division wants us to spend valuable resources on a catalog of habitable worlds. We run a business here, travel in space is slow, even with ftl. We must focus our efforts on extraction of valuable resources. They already have a budget for this, they can wait.


0.12.25

Our home system has been fully surveyed. As I type this with a glass of fine mead by my side, I wonder, what would the ancients think of this. Of being represented by Caphev Incorporated to the aliens of the galaxy. Of a company ruling the world. We have attained mastery of our solar system undreampt of, and yet we find ourselves smaller than ever.



1.01.01

It has been a year since my first entry. A year since I was elected CEO of Caphev Incorporated. A year since the Mathin race has reached the stars.

It has been a good year. The investments made have yet to pay off, but all projections say that they will, and in spades. Even so, I have a good feeling. I cannot help but think we shall do well among the stars.
 
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