Candy, Chocolate, and Genocide (DBZ/Multi)

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A pink-skinned woman with messy white hair awakens in the bowels of Coruscant's underworld. She remembers only flashes of her former life, and little else.

Despite her circumstances, the woman tries to build a nice and peaceful life for herself. She really did. However... Fate had other plans.

Oooh, you'll taste delicious as a cupcake! No, wait, I know! A Macaron!
1 - The Slums

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Awareness came to her in a flash. With a gasp, she sat up, her eyes wide as she looked around herself.

She was in a dirty room, with the walls seemingly made out of some weird, rusted metal. With trembling hands, she forced herself to her feet, staggering slightly as she did so.

'Where am I?' She asked herself, only to stop and pause. 'No, wait, even more than that, who am I?'

She had no idea. Grimacing, she clutched at her head, trying desperately to recall... anything, to little avail.

She remembered flashes. A handsome man, a sai-... Saiman? Saisan? She couldn't recall. She remembered a massive ball, rushing towards her.

She remembered trying to stop it. No, wait, she was trying to stop... herself?

She remembered a boy, and a man. She remembered that she... hated them? No, that wasn't right. She loved them, didn't she?

Groaning, she let go of her thoughts. It was painful to remember, and she couldn't make sense of her memories.

Instead, she tried to focus on her surroundings. She was in a big, empty metallic room, with the only door she could see blocked by a fallen pipe larger than she was.

For some reason, however, she was hardly worried at all. She didn't remember much, but one thing stood clear to her nonetheless.

She was strong, and she was powerful. No mere pipe could block her way, for she was the woman who had almost killed all the-

A flash of pain prevented her from following that thought. Groaning, she fell to her knees, banging her head against the floor. The metallic floor felt like butter to her, groaning and twisting as she hit it with her forehead.

Thankfully, after a few more seconds, the pain went away. Grimacing even harder, she stood up, annoyed.

Why was she feeling pain? She didn't understand. Where was she? Who was she? What had happened? Why couldn't she remember?

So many questions, and so few answers. Deciding to postpone all of that for later, she decided to focus on the most important issue present- her need to get the hell out of this metal box.

Slapping her cheeks lightly to push away the few lingering traces of grogginess, she made her way over to the door, casually ripping the massive pipe away with one hand, throwing it behind her, where it flew for a few seconds before crashing into the wall there, causing quite a lot of noise.

Not that she cared, mind you. With a kick, she shattered the locked door, and strolled through.

What she found... Well, it certainly wasn't what she expected. A mix of modern and futuristic-looking streets, all dirtied and rusted. Signs in foreign languages with dimly lit letters signified the stores below them, and what few pedestrians she could see all looked... weird.

More importantly, however, they were all staring at her. Or at least, it felt like they were, and more specifically, they were staring at her chest.

She looked down. Oh.

She was completely naked, with her pink breasts and butt out for the whole world to see.

Her face immediately turned scarlet red, and with a speed fuelled by overwhelming embarrassment, she fled back into the room whom she'd literally just left.

"Stupid. Dumbass. Idiot." She muttered to herself, internally kicking herself even as her embarassment flared once again. Still, after a minute or so of calming herself down, she finally managed to think logically once again.

"Right. I need to get some clothes on... Hm..." Her finger tapped her chin repeatedly as she spoke aloud. After a few more seconds of thought, she snapped her fingers, finally remembering something that could help her out.

Pointing at her naked self, she spoke, directing her internal energies in ways that she barely remembered and yet felt so familiar. "Clothes beam!"

A small ray of pink energy shot out of her finger and struck her, and with a small poof, she was suddenly dressed. Examining herself for a moment, she found herself satisfied.

Thick, baggy white pants with a golden belt around her waist, as well as black and gold heels hid her lower body, while a rather risque sports bra covered her breasts, and little else. Her pants thankfully had a small hole for her tail to snake through, something which she much preferred over having the appendage covered.

Her inspection finished, she nodded to herself once before strolling out of the building for the second time, this time much more confidently. Unsurprisingly, there were quite a few people still staring at her as she entered into the dark street, but this time, she found that she really didn't care about their gazes.

Humming lightly, she started walking, no clear destination present in her mind. As she did so, she tried to remember as much as she could.

She'd been a fighter, that much was for sure. But who was she fighting? Why? And, more than that, who was she? Where did she come from?

Just like back in the room, she had so many questions, and yet so few answers that she could find. It was incredibly irritating, but she powered through it and continued to think.

Extrapolating from the fact that she wasn't drooling like a baby without a mind, she highly doubted she had total amnesia. No, the fact that she could function fairly well and, other than her missing memories, remember almost everything that made her her, like her favorite food, color, and hobby, which were Macaron, pink, and dining respectively, then that meant that her memory loss was an artificial one, likely caused by whoever defeated her.

But then the question became, why? She knew she'd lost, she could faintly remember the burning feeling of being completely erased from existence, which then begged the question of how the hell did she survive that. And, once again, what were her supposed resurrector's motives?

She was so lost in thought that when she accidentally walked into someone, she was left stunned for a moment. Craning her head from where she'd fallen on her butt, she beheld a rather massive man filled to the brim with muscles, flanked by four lackeys, all of whom stared at her with strange expressions.

"Oh, my apologies, I wasn't paying attention-" Her apology was cut short as the massive man suddenly grabbed her and hauled her up roughly, looking quite angry as he did so.

"Girly. You've just made the last mistake of your pathetic alien life." He growled, holding her with a single hand by her throat while the other grabbed a knife from his belt, brandishing it right in front of her.

It should've been intimidating, and had she been anyone else, she might've been. However... as it was, she was thoroughly unimpressed.

Still, no reason not to deescalate. Who knows, maybe he was just having a bad day? "Look, sir, I apologized. It was my mistake, there's no need to get violent." She calmly reasoned, bringing her palms up in a gesture of peace.

However, all this did was make the man even angrier. With a snarl, he shoved her to the floor once more. She allowed it, but when he moved in to kick her, he went too far.

In a single instant, she was back on her feet. Her tail shot out, smashed his knife-wielding arm, and then coiled around his throat with just enough force to not pulverize his neck, but more than enough to choke him.

The muscled man's screams were surprisingly high, his pained yell mixing along with the surprised shots of his four previously jeering henchmen. She silenced him by tightening her hold slightly, causing the man's scream to cut off into a pained little wheeze.

"Not so tough now, huh?" She spoke, waving him around a bit with her tail. He tried to struggle, his one functional hand trying desperately to dislodge her, but he might've as well been trying to put out the sun by breathing on it for all the good that did him.

Looking around, she noticed that the street was suddenly completely empty. Had everyone fled the moment she'd attacked the man, or had they fled when he'd attacked her? She hadn't been paying attention, so who knew.

One of the terrified henchmen finally gathered his wits about him, even as the other three quivered like little children. "L-let go of the boss, or you'll die screaming, bitch!" He yelled. She idly wondered where exactly he found the bravado to say that, right before smashing him with a casual backhand, her arm stretching out to reach him.

She held back juuust enough that his head didn't simply explode. Instead, he simply shot back, somersaulted, and then fell to the floor, his nose and probably a few bones broken.

That seemed to do the trick, and the remaining three henchmen fled like cowards, not even bothering to try and use the little weird pistols on their waists. She eyed them for a moment before turning back to the now almost asphixiated man held by her tail.

She released him, allowing him to fall to the floor bonelessly, gasping for air desperately while letting out little pathetic wheezes of pain. "Right. I'll admit, I'm a bit peeved right now, so for your own sake, answer all of my questions as best you can. Don't, and I'll rip your head off. We clear?"

The man didn't answer for a moment, still wheezing lightly. Then, he began laughing, surprising her. "A-answer your questions? You filthy jedi are all the same. I won't betray my people, alien!" He yelled at her, although it came out as more of a strangled shout, since his throat still wasn't quite working properly.

"The fuck's a jedi?" She asked, curious. He just sneered at her, hobbling to his feet. He clearly looked like he wanted to do nothing more than throw himself at her and beat her to the ground, but also didn't dare to.

She waited a few seconds more, but seeing him still refuse to answer, she just sighed.

Her tail lashed out, curled around his leg, and lifted him into the air like a ragdoll. The man screamed once again, his terror even more clear than before, but she didn't throw him. Instead, she simply held him up, his upside down face level with hers.

"Last chance before I start breaking your bones. What the hell is a 'jedi'?" She once again asked. The man looked at her in fear, but stobborn pride prevented him from speaking.

She sighed. Men could be so stubborn sometimes, and while such men could make such a flaw into a rather attractive quality, in this case, it was most definetly not attractive.

Oh well. She'd just have to, as they say, teach him that.

And so she did.



The man was a rather quick student. It didn't take longer than a few minutes for him to break and beg for mercy, somewhere around the time she'd finished breaking every bone in one hand and had moved onto the next.

He was also much more eager to tell her everything he knew after that, and oh boy, did he tell her a lot.

Apparently, she was on a planet named Coruscant, which was apparently the capital world of some nation called the Galactic Republic, which, unsurprising, was quite a large nation, with more worlds in it than the man knew of.

Honestly, this place hardly looked like the capital of anything, with its rusted and run-down buildings and dirty streets, but the man told her that this was, apparently, Coruscant's 'underworld', and that the 'top layers' were literally heaven on Earth. She had her doubts about that, but she didn't feel like he was lying to her, so she supposed she'd just have to check it out on her own some time in the future.

She also learned what the supposed jedi were. They were mysterious mystics who could use some bogus nonsense that they called the 'Force', which in her opinion sounded like a weird variation of ki or magic, but whatever.

With her questioning done, she looked at the man she'd literally tortured. He looked like hell, but... Well, he probably had some connections which she could use.

"Bring me to your boss. I want to make a... deal, with him." She ordered him after releasing him from her grasp.

He was very eager to obey, unsurprisingly. Turns out, breaking a few fingers while threatening to smear his brains over a wall could make more or less anyone obey.
 
2 - Bakery
"So... This is the place?" She asked idly, tail swishing side-to-side behind me. Her little friend, Joe, as he had introduced himself in between begging for mercy, meekly nodded, all of the fight having long since left him.

In front of them stood what could only be described as a nightclub. People of all kinds walked in and out, although with very few aliens in that mix. Men with poorly-dressed women hanging off of their arms, suspiciously dressed men with masks on, obvious gangsters filled to the brim with weapons... There were so many.

How exciting, she mused. Not really, though. All of the power levels that she could sense were abysmally low. Honestly, she was already starting to wonder if this whole affair would be a waste of time.

For their own sake, they better hope it wouldn't be.

"Right. Well, let's go in, then." She spoke, gesturing for him to take the lead. Again, the man meekly nodded, doing as told. She trailed behind him, watching with a curious eye as the various guests and hosts of the place stopped what they were doing to observe the odd duo.

Nobody stopped them, though, evidently recognizing Joe. Good thing she'd remembered to heal him, she mused. They might've started asking questions if she hadn't, and, well... She didn't want to waste time.

Joe led her through a few hallways and staircases, seemingly at random. She followed him leisurely, her confidence completely undaunted by the strange and foreign building and its peoples. And why would it not, when she knew nothing here could pose a threat to her?

Finally, after almost five minutes, Joe led her through one last door, right into a wide, open room. Tables and chairs filled the corners, stripper poles placed in strategically pleasing locations, and armed sentries seemed to dot every defensible corner.

Even more suspicious, there were no guests here. None, save for a single man sitting on a throne-like chair at the other end of where the pair stood, glaring at them.

Joe glanced first at her, then at the man, then at the numerous guards around them. Swallowing tightly, he slowly walked in, and she followed him. When the two reached the center of the room, he stopped.

Then, he fell to his knees. "Lord Garjac, I..." He suddenly stopped when the man, presumably the boss of the place, raised his hand in a 'silence' motion.

"Joe." His voice was cold, deep, and harsh. A fitting voice for a gangster, she mused. "Your men arrived not too long ago, speaking of ignoble defeat. And now, you lead the enemy right into my quarters?!" He hissed out.

"N-no! My lord, it's not, she-" He didn't get to speak for much longer, as the man simply pointed at him.

"Light him up."

"NO-" Joe's scream didn't last long, as a round of laser fire struck him right between the brows, vaporizing his entire head. There was a second of silence, and then his now-headless body slumped forward, utterly dead.

In response, she merely eyed the dead man with a raised eyebrow, before turning to look at the one who'd ordered his death. "How barbaric." She primly said, ignoring the various blasters being pointed at her.

"Hmph. Barbaric? If anything, I was merciful. He dares lead my enemy, which is you by the way, right to me. If I hadn't been alerted, then I might've been in danger. Such treachery cannot be allowed, and he's lucky I didn't have him tortured to death instead." The lord gangster sneered, spitting at the side as he did so.

Still, she couldn't help but be amused by his words. "Well, if you say so. You know, I want to ask-" She was cut off by the man, rather rudely in her opinion.

"Stay silent, woman. Alien scum like you needs to learn their place." He glared at her, his arms crossing under his chest. "I will offer you only two choices. Surrender and allow my men to put a slave collar on you, or die."

She remained silent for a moment, just looking at his cold face. She could definitely see a hidden level of excitement in there, but whether said excitement was born of lust, greed, or sadistic hate, she didn't know. And, really, she didn't exactly care either.

"... Riiight. Well, I'll choose option three." She merely said. The man's mouth opened, likely wanting to say something, but she didn't care to give him the time to speak.

With a motion too quick for even a Jedi to comprehend, she fired fourteen incredibly suppressed ki beams. Each one struck its mark perfectly, punching a hole through fourteen skulls in the room.

A moment passed, and fourteen bodies slumped down, leaving only two living people in the room. Slowly, the man's mouth closed.

"W-what?" He whispered, finally standing up from his supposed throne, his hands shaking. She started walking towards him, each step far, far lounder than it should've been.

Thump. Thump. Thump. The man screamed like a little girl, scrambling to flee. Her tail shot out, stretching dozens of meters to wrap around his leg.

The man's screaming doubled as he was oh-so-slowly dragged back towards her, clawing at the ground in a futile attempt to stop while desperately trying to kick away the tail holding him.

It was, obviously, completely useless, and within a few seconds, he was dangling upside down in front of her, his previously arrogant face gone completely white in fear.

"Let's start over, shall we?" She kindly spoke, smiling sharply. "I really don't want to go through the whole shebang again, so I'll give you two options. Give me everything I ask, and I'll let you leave. Don't, and, well..." She trailed off, slowly raising one of her fingers to point at a wall.

Then, she unleashed another incredibly weak ki blast. The entire wall was vaporized in a wave of hellfire, along with four hallways behind it. Dull screams could faintly be heard in the distance, but she ignored them, containing to smile at the boss gangster.

"So, what's it going to be?" She asked sweetly.

"W-what are you?" The man whispered, a found smell coming out from his pants.

She paused, thinking over her answer. A flash of memory ran through her mind, and she seized it with all of her strength.

"I am the twenty-first. I am the one meant to surpass them all. I am... I am... Sapphire."



The newly-dubbed Sapphire sat leisurely in her chair, watching as a dozen burly men carried her newly 'acquired' property into what would hopefully become her new little home.

Turns out, gangster bosses had quite a bit of clout. Enough that, after having literally scared the shit out of him, he'd managed to buy quite the nice shop for her, and had promised, under the threat of death, of course, to have it fully stocked with every appliance imaginable. More importantly, however, was the fact that the shop was located in the 565th 'level'.

Honestly, Sapphire was rather happy, all told. She'd gained herself a nice little place, as well as a decent sum of cash to start off her little business.

"Um, miss Sapphire?" One of the men tentatively asked her, causing her to turn to look at him inquisitively. "Where do you want us to put the nameplate?"

"Ah, I'll show you. No worries." She easily replied, leading them out to the storefront. After a little finagling, and a bit of telekinesis which spooked the workers quite a bit, she finally managed to get it into a position she liked.

The name 'Sapphire's Bakery' stood nice and proud above her door, christening her newly-made establishment. Nodding to herself, she walked back in, helping the various workers arrange her stuff just how she liked it.

Of course, she wasn't stupid. She made damn sure to examine everything covertly, ensuring no foul play. Which, to the boss's credit, he didn't try, which was very good for him. She'd have torn his head clean off if he did, after all.

"Is there anything else, miss?" The lead worker asked her politely. Sapphire merely smiled at him, patting him gently on the chest while giving him a big, wide smile.

"Oh, I don't think so. You've all been sooo~ nice to me. Say, how about you come here for a treat sometime later? I do need some... food testers, after all." She giggled. The man looked around in what could only be called barely disguised panic. Unfortunately for him, his coworkers were absolutely no help, as they all quickly fled the building.

"A-ah, sorry, miss. I, uh, will be very busy, you see. Also, I-I need to go, see you!" He quickly said, stuttering all the while as he fled from her.

Sapphire pouted in disappointment before looking down at herself.

She was sexy, damn it. Why the hell were they acting so cowardly!? Since when did men refuse advances from beautiful ladies like herself??

Sighing in annoyance at her lack of foreseeable partners for the future, Sapphire trotted back over to her bedroom. She'd need to buy or make decorations for it, but that was fine.

After all, she doubted she'd remain here for longer than a few years. She wanted to explore the galaxy, see what it had to offer, and perhaps savor all of the delicious sweets that it could offer.

She almost couldn't wait. Still, she was feeling a bit peckish, so before going to take a nap, she decided to go and get something to eat.

After all, food was one of the joys of life.
 
3 - Visitors
Sapphire's Bakery was, surprisingly enough, doing quite well.

It had been a week since she first awakened here, and during that time, Sapphire had spent much of that time either reading up everything she could on the so-called 'HoloNet' or idly making delicious treats out of whatever garbage was lying around.

Still, it had been a surprisingly relaxing week, all told, although all the food she'd tried so far had tasted pretty damn bad. Not surprising, really. Despite being the capital world of the Galactic Republic, Coruscant was... poor.

Well, not really. It wasn't so much poor as it was deeply segregated. The underworld was hell, and the surface was heaven. Kind of fitting really, Sapphire mused. While she didn't have all the pieces to make the complete puzzle, and neither did she really care enough to try, she could still see that the Republic was a bloated and inefficient mess, and probably close to collapse, although how close was up to debate.

A ding from the front door awakened her from her thoughts, and she glanced up to look at the pair of customers that just entered.

"Hello! Welcome to Sapphire's Bakery, where you'll find the food of your dreams!" She greeted without getting up from her comfortable chair behind the register. The pair of men, both hooded and completely hidden behind cloaks, simply stared at her for a moment before they started browsing her probably underpriced wares.

Sapphire looked at them for a moment longer before internally shrugging and returning to her reading, which just so happened to be a frankly fascinating historical recollection about the Sith Empire.

Unsurprisingly enough, she soon had to put the book away as the pair of men came to the front, holding a small bag filled with 5 brownies.

Sapphire simply held her hand out. "That'll be 2 credits, my good men." She told them, not really caring about their suspicious appearance.

The man on the left, slightly taller than the other one, handed her the money before retreating along with his companion over to one of the tables she'd set up so that guests could eat. Which, honestly, was one of the two main reasons she'd decided to make a bakery. She loved sweets, and she loved eating, so it only made sense to share her love with others, didn't it?

She ignored the sneaked glances from the two men, instead focusing back on her book. Honestly, if they were trying to be sneaky or something, they really weren't being successful. Maybe they were spies for someone high above?

Sapphire's idle musings continued right up until another ding resounded, and in came eight men, all of whom were heavily armored and with full-face masks.

Immediately, they sprung into action, surrounding her and pointing their strange pistols at her. Then, one of them spoke. "Miss Sapphire, you are being arrested. Do not resist, and you will not face additional charges." His baritone voice would have normally been intimidating, but Sapphire could see the tension in his shoulders, and the fear in his stance.

Sapphire's brows shot up. Had someone snitched? "... Right. And what am I being arrested for, exactly?" She asked, resting her cheek on her palm while smiling. For some reason, the tension in the room rose even higher at her words.

"That is not for us to say." The man smoothly replied. "You have one last chance. Get down on the ground, or we will be forced to resort to-"

Sapphire didn't care to hear the rest of his words. She wasn't sure who, exactly, but someone must've sicced the police onto her. Was it the boss gangster? She doubted it, he'd been far too scared to do so. But who, then?

She felt like a crime book protagonist. It would've been exciting if it hadn't also been so god-damn annoying. She just wanted to be left alone for a few weeks so she could finish reading up her backlog of books and relax for a while! Was that so much to ask for??

Sighing, she raised her eyes to stare at the chatty policeman, who looked as though he was frozen in time. Should she just rip their heads off and be done with it, or should she try and go for something more cunning, like getting them to reveal just who had sent them?

... Nah, she didn't want to bother. Feeling lazy, she waved her hand through the air, leaving eight small balls of Ki behind it. Then, with a simple push of will, she sent them rocketing into each of the policemen's chests.

Time seemed to resume, and the eight policemen exploded into showers of gore and innards without having the time to even scream. She idly noticed the two hooded men jump up from their seats, but she ignored them. "Aww, now I'll have to clean this up." She pouted. Then, she stopped. "Or maybe not. Hey, you two, if you don't want to die, go grab a few brooms- They're over there in the closet- And get to cleaning." She ordered them.

The two men glanced at each other in a mixture of horror and bewilderment. Sapphire huffed, pointing at them lazily. "Hurry up." She simply said.

There was a long moment of silence, and most importantly, of them not doing as ordered. Sapphire rolled her eyes at their petty defiance, and fired.

Fortunately for them, the men were quick enough to be able to react. Each one whipped out a laser sword, deflecting her miniature Ki blast away from themselves.

Not so fortunately, however, their survival also caused Sapphire to actually get interested. "Oh? You're still alive? Huh. That's never happened before." She commented happily. "Are you guys Sith? I've been reading all about you! Do you guys really eat planets? Because that's pretty sick."

It was the shorter of the two men who spoke. "We are not Sith. We are Jedi, and we are here to stop you, monster." His voice was surprisingly nice for such a shady character. Still, Sapphire couldn't help but get a little offended.

"Hey now, that sounds qui~te racist!" She berated him, waggling her finger at them even as they slowly shifted towards the exit. "Just because I'm pink and sexy doesn't mean I'm a monster."

"That's not-" The taller man started, only for the shorter one to silence him with a raised hand, his eyes never leaving her.

"Anakin, don't. We need to retreat." He spoke to his companion, the now-named Anakin, who grimaced in response, his hand tightening around his laser sword.

For her part, Sapphire was mostly just amused. "Cute. Say, how about we make a deal, instead? I don't blow your brains off, and you two stop acting like little widdle babies, and chat with me for a bit."

Anakin and the man looked at each other for a moment, and Sapphire took the opportunity to examine their energy.

They were definitely stronger than anyone else she had met yet, by quite a lot too. Even more than that, though, she could feel that their energy was connected to something else, something she didn't quite recognize. Probably the so-called Force.

Still, for something so venerated in this galaxy, the Force felt so... weak. How disappointing.

"How do we know you'll let us leave afterward?" The still-unnamed man spoke up. Sapphire just shrugged in response, smirking at him.

"Other than my word? You don't. But then again, I could simply break your legs, something which I haven't done yet, so that gotta count for something, right?" She pointed out, quite rightly so, in her opinion.

Really, the reason she hadn't done just that was that she was curious. She'd read quite a bit about the Jedi, but had yet to meet one in person, despite them being such a major power of the galaxy.

"Master, what should we do?" Anakin whispered. The other man remained silent for a bit, staring at her from beneath his hood for almost half a dozen seconds, before finally relenting.

Turning off his laser sword, he spoke. "Very well. What do you want?" He asked.

Sapphire laughed a bit at his words. "A lot of things, none of which you can help me with. But to start with, how about you and Mr. handsome over there sit back down? I just want to chat, you know." She told him, even as she frowned slightly.

She was hungry again, for some reason, despite having just eaten a rather large meal two hours prior. Oh well, Sapphire mused as she trotted back over to her quarters, she'd just scarf something down quickly before interrogating the two men. No big deal.

She easily ignored the innermost part of her that wanted to take a bite out of the two men. She wasn't a cannibal, for goodness sake, and besides, people probably tasted pretty gross.
 
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