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Hojo is full on crazy "Why not more torture?" evil, and it is frustrating to try and accurately portray that. Every step of the way I have to say, 'What level of stupidity and pointless torment and self harm would he NORMALLY aim for?' and it just feels dirty. Yuck.

You could always just have him using 'science' as a self delusional excuse to be the worst kind of sadist.
I think for Hojo the torture isn't personal. Thought that really doesn't make it better.

Maybe Hojo figured out something kind of related to the underlying truth of the world, in an accidental and indirect and strongly misunderstood way?
Like "'Meaning' = Magic = good. The most meaningful thing you can do to someone without killing them (which is not renewable! how inefficient) is torture them, traumatize them for life, and brainwash them to the point of identity death. More Magic = More Good, More Meaning = More Magic, More Torture = More Meaning, therefore torture always makes everything better. It also happens to be a convenient response to most everything, and tends to happen accidentally when you do science without caring about anything else. How convenient!"

But not in those terms (and maybe nothing along these lines is directly and/or consciously thought/known), and learned from surface observations of several cases rather than an actual understanding of the situation.

If that were true, it might make it easier to explain/think of what Hojo might do?
 
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In a way yes. In many ways no. Makes a horrifying and terrible sense, but at the same time you would think that people should look for other ways.

Also, Fuck Hojo.
 
Man I feel bad for anyone with "Hojo" in their name reading the hate for The MonsterTM. Or just straight up people named that. I wonder how much the name fell out of favour after FFVI in Japan? Would've been rare in the first place anyway...
 
Man I feel bad for anyone with "Hojo" in their name reading the hate for The MonsterTM. Or just straight up people named that. I wonder how much the name fell out of favour after FFVI in Japan? Would've been rare in the first place anyway...
I'm... mostly certain, that "Hojo" would be a family name anyways. Especially since it's used as part of a title. "Professor Hojo" would imply title of profession, then family name. So... the name "Hojo" would be a last name... now any given first name it likely fell out of favor, and would only be picking back up now... ish. But anyone with a family name of Hojo, isn't just going to be not having it, unless the person, or family all change their family name legally. ...

Also, the spite associated with the name didn't, specifically, materialize until the re-release of the "updated" FFVII and "Thanks Internet!"
 
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Arc 3: Summoning Issues
Eleven out of twelve blue angel women were NOT in a massive underwater healing chamber inside an artificial and magically enhanced mushroom island. Not at first, anyway.

And at least ALL sixty-two angel babies were CERTAINLY not near that chamber. Or within visible range of it. Though they were currently busy enjoying the pressure pulses that caused all the other healing pods and healing tubes and so forth to rock with (normally deadly) impacts.

And several of those angel women turned down their emotional connection to one another, if for no other reason than to ensure they could focus on keeping an eye on the little ones or explore their new home. Especially as the children were not allowed out of the tanks just yet, as only Mushroom Island could absorb enough energy in the air to prevent them from accidentally casting stuff.

Normal spells and stuff would still be usable, but Eve had locked those down for the little ones despite Adam and Sarah passing over the entire database of 'Researched' Materia that she had consumed.

So the women were 'equipped' with nearly every possible spell, and their Symbiotes easily allowed them to pick active effects to autocast (Defensive stuff) and to modify effects on the fly during casting (Apply [[All]] or [[Status Strike]] or [[Elemental Ward]] and so on and so forth).

But even after ensuring that they were able to (Aside from the more common defenses) ward against all Materia with status or elemental effects and so on and so forth, that only made an impact on their overall magic reserves and recovery rate. And uh. Didn't take too long to do.

And then one Symbiote found the more interesting setup of hilariously overpowered protection and suddenly all the other women and babies had that as default. Which uh. Was great?

Sadly this change allowed the LAST blue angel to better withstand the silver demon under Mushroom Island.

At least the babies enjoyed the increased waves?

Although Eve found it humorous that her children who complained most still ensured that she was keeping a recording of various things for future 'Scientific Research', not that it bothered her too much.

No, what WAS important was that a golden horned silver skinned demon was being distracted heavily by a white-haired blue angel. Which became MUCH worse fairly rapidly as the woman had a history of sexaul adventuring before and DURING their relationship, and now had a group of eleven equally attractive best friends who endured torture and recovered together.

And wasn't against sharing.

Point was, Vincent Valentine was distracted, then VERY distracted, and none of those involved paid attention as golden motes of Chaos energy began to rapidly fill the healing chamber inside a massive false island designed to absorb ambient mako and keep the local terrain from being dangerous due to too much power.

But Eve was suddenly VERY aware of this as that raw Chaos energy eventually hit the [[Summon: Leviathan]] Materia empowered in the Island's magical core.

The Avatar of Eve blinked… As the daughter of Gaia realized she now had TWO controllable goddess dragons connected to her magic.

And that nebulous threshold of power needed to generate a THIRD Avatar was rapidly approaching as more Chaos flowed through the collection network.

Oh dear.

~~~Broken Adventure~~~

Sarah huffed. "I'm not running, I'm just collecting Summoning Materia to complete our [[Summon: Shiva]] Avatar. If it WILL be an Avatar, at least."

Adam chuckled. <<You know Gaia would just hand over a few dozen or give you the location of the nearest few, discovered or not, with only an instant message.>>

She frowned. "Shh! This is super important!" Plus she thinks that Aerith must have said SOMETHING to the others when she got back home, because Elder Godo had this knowing look going on and that whole situation was embarrassing.

Seriously, the SECOND those two stopped 'rocking the boat' Adam had promised to have ALL KINDS of vibration negation material set up. Maybe have some Materia cast [[Silence]] too, just in case.

Had this whole plan, was going to make a defensive island with protective schools and housing and support shipping and free markets… And it ended up being a big love Mushroom for the Demon and its Harem. Because those ladies were NOT against sharing, and WAY too much information was being sent to Sarah before she got Adam to shut that whole section off from her feeds.

Sheesh! Can't a girl just gather ultimate attack weapons of magical destruction to enhance her personal ice goddess of sexyness in peace!? People gotta make this all into a big deal.

Whatever, these changes were probably enough to keep Wutai secure while she went off to do more interesting things like try to make NEW spells using her completed Materia collection as 'Research' base material. And all those experimental and unstable Materia that had been stolen from Shinra's base could hopefully be used to make something useful. Eventually.

Speaking of which. "Hey, have they excavated that Materia warehouse we robbed over in Midgar yet?"

Her Boss hummed. <<Made good progress, but the construction crews were called off to ensure the massive section of the building we stole won't cause a collapse.>>

Well duh. She had ensured it wouldn't potentially kill someone when taking all the floors and supports and stuff in the first place! If she didn't care about casualties, it would have been much faster to harvest the entire section of the city and 'recycle' all the non-specimens outside the labs. Or leave a bomb behind or something.

Still. "How much progress?"

An image showed heavy machinery and a pit dug into the mostly solid iron. The center was still a bit glowy, but that was due to the ambient mako levels preventing heat from dissipating like normal.

Hmm. Heh. "They think we left the Materia under that mess, don't they?"

Adam pulled up some internal Shinra memos. <<Yep.>>

She smirked, even as she focused on the (not insignificant) progress. "Well, no reason to make this easy for them!"

[[Harvest.]]

The entire structure of iron and the materials it covered vanished. As did all the heavy equipment, though she didn't need the schematics of them or the materials they were made of.

At the bottom of the pit she added a basic magic spring.

[[Fill.]]

And NOW the liquid iron. So hot it actually formed a barrier of gas trying to escape the sides that prevented the metal from touching the walls for a few moments, heat levels so high that it risked converting the glowing metal into vapor.

That plus the raw supply of mako should keep it at this temperature for a LONG time. Heh.

Sure, Shinra could set up a reactor here or something to take advantage of the heat or something. But this was in Midgar, and they had lots of Mako Reactors already. And lots of metal, and lots of heat sources.

What they DIDN'T have was expensive and heavy excavating equipment.

They ALSO didn't have the (totally not stolen) Materia that was certainly underneath all this pesky molten metal. Best spend a lot of money digging that stuff up!

Just in case. "Hey Adam, can you submit a report on this to Shinra? Claim someone saw the excavating equipment somehow set off one of the experimental Materia and cause all the tools to sink down into the mess?"

He hummed. <<Hell, I think I can set off some automated sensors and fake some video footage of the event. Sure!>>

Ha!

Now where was that stupid Materia, the Planetary Network maping module detected one around this island somewhere. And who needed a bunch of knights compared to a hot ice lady anyway?

~~~Broken Adventure~~~

President Shinra waved them away. "I don't care about any emergency reports, I am getting those constantly. Summarize them, have a report on my desk for tomorrow, I am needed elsewhere."

They STILL hadn't managed to disable that 'Secure Door Left Unsecured' alarm from Professor Hojo's missing laboratory. And he had the fucking things set up on EVERY DAMNED DOOR, which didn't matter until now.

Because all the doors were missing.

Which meant that the network couldn't contact them.

Which sent THOUSANDS of alerts per day. Every day.

Which set off emergency override protocols designed to detect major situations and alert someone if the situation wasn't correctly handled. Setting off loud alarms every six hours.

EVERY. DAY.

Oh, they could all be turned off. It was easy! A simple command from nearly anyone at his level of permission.

It would just require disabling ALL SECURITY.

Because the dear Professor Hojo had decided his lab's security needs were so vast that it had to be mandated for any OTHER security to operate as designed.

Which was why the President was attempting to calmly NOT stomp his way down to the dear Professor, who was cleared for visitors today.

Oh, he couldn't leave. Even if medically he was able to, and that certainly was not a guarantee, legally the man was staying there a bit. Not because of Midgar's laws, Shinra made most of those in the first place… No, because of internal Shinra policy.

So as a competent employer, President Shinra was going to discuss several issues with his one limbed employee in person. Loudly. For a while.

~~~Broken Adventure~~~

Professor Hojo forced himself to focus.

The rage made it difficult, but he was above lesser men.

One arm left. Surgical removal and cauterization of his other three (technically four?) limbs. Not that he needed them. Any of them.

Losing his failsafe countermeasure was unfortunate, but he had enough resources, data gathered from many test subjects, and archived products already designed to ensure the experiments could function when needed despite trauma and heavy organ loss.

Replacing his lost attachments, even the personal one, would be simplistic.

Getting his vengeance would not be.

While information was restricted, he should have already been released by now.

If nothing else, his many OTHER contingencies should have fired off. Ignoring the massive network of setups in his personal lab and so on, he had ensured that his human trafficker down in the slums would be fingered as the scapegoat and mastermind. Whatever that man's name was... Danny? Doonie?

No it was Don Corneo, that was it.

A man chosen due to being nearly impossibly guilty by his very nature.

A prime patsy, as it were.

Point was the man was supposed to be so overwhelmingly guilty that Shinra would allow the further contingencies to more easily succeed no matter HOW many issues had occurred. Professor Hojo had greased palms and turned political gears to ensure it was so.

And if nothing else, the secured server in his most protected spaces of the labs should have set off the chemical conditioning for those terrorists to run some suicide bombing runs or attack the Mako Reactor or something. He had spent decades ensuring layer after layer of plans upon plans! Science MUST BE DONE! He had ensured such!

Well, not him personally. Tools of his tools of his tools served their time to make sure this would happen, and then Hojo used that same chain to cut itself apart. No living evidence could connect the two, and even if the raiding groups and terrorist cells fell through that slime of a human trafficking slum whore should have hit several systems and flagged multiple alerts after the Professor was held up here for so long.

Not to mention the other 'high society' political backups and blackmailed financial 'supporters'.

So why was he still HERE!? He had work to do, evidence to gather, and lives to ruin/vengeance to claim/matters to see to!

His focus shifted as that whiny so called 'Leader' entered, closing the door silently behind him.

Good. "I assume it's time for my release? I'll need to delay several deadlines, but needs must." He shifted his stump. "It may take time to ensure working equipment."

President Shinra snorted. "No."

Rolling his eyes, Hojo grunted right back. "It is impractical to demand me to meet deadlines missing the majority of my limbs. I won't need much of an adjustment period."

And if it grew too frustrating working mechanical prosthetics, then replacing them with clone parts wouldn't be too complicated. It would just be easier to include more backup plans and equipment if his future limbs were artificial. Maybe some encoded recorders so any further attacks on his person would be properly documented.

The man sighed. "No, as in you are not going to be released. There are discussions going on. Ones I can't ignore like usual."

Ah. "Let me contact some people."

The president shook his head. "Probably won't work this time."

Moron. "With proper leverage, even political obstacles can be easily shifted."

His eyes were serious though. "And was your proper leverage within the classified section of your labs? The uppermost area?"

That… That was in the past tense. "You know that I can neither confirm or deny anything within that area. You above all people know this. Plausible deniability, if nothing else."

Aside from his personal projects, the number of political lab subjects alone were numerous in the classified section. And if one or two were lost, he had enough insurance that other people would step in to prevent issues as long as THEIR children or family members lived a little longer.

The other man sighed. "It's gone Professor."

He felt nothing but confusion. "I'm sorry? What's gone?" Weren't they talking about people? Not many others than himself considered them property, and he rarely risked mentioning that aloud to any potential listeners.

Shouldn't it be 'They are gone' instead?

Anyway, that did not matter in the least. "They all signed contracts. If anyone searched my classified areas for whatever reasons, it was clearly to attempt to plant false evidence and testimony. Did you include those extra clauses in the standard Shinra employment waivers?"

President Shinra glared. "I did, not that it matters. Any of it. No one searched your previous and so-called 'secret' labs."

Well… Good? But now he felt he was missing something. "Then there is no issue!" Hell, with the contacts he had it was possible to claim the theoretical 'rescuers' had done all the damage themselves to manufacture evidence and the 'victims' should be put down as a mercy killing.

Might even charge them financially to pay for the process before adding the 'heros' to the surgery table. He hadn't done that for a while.

With a heavy sigh and a look that was hard to define, President Shinra waved. "Let me try and make this very clear. Those people aren't gone, your lab wasn't searched, it is worse than that."

Professor Hojo blinked. What could be worse than that? "My budget is to be reduced?"

He paused. "Well, yes, that too. No, someone using an unknown method has silently vanished the entirety of Shinra's Science & Research Division."

What? "I don't understand."

The man shook his head. "Nothing was damaged, we can't tell if anything or anyone was taken. But somehow and by someone or something, a hole has been carved into our god damned Headquarters and I can get a sun-tan on fucking floor 65 over there."

What. "That...I'm not following you."

The delusional man shrugged. "Yeah, it sounds impossible. Even your secured elevator for 'special deliveries' is missing, as are the subfloor testing areas below the building. And yet somehow this isn't the biggest issue we have."

RAGE. No. Focus. "From my point of view, that sounds like a significant issue indeed."

How many leashes had slipped!? And how could anyone even ENTER his secured areas, much less dismantle it without setting off an innumerable mountain of traps and fallbacks and issues!?

Even HIS vast intellect struggled as he attempted to follow the web of connections and determine what would be left behind with such a section of his network sliced out and removed.

None of the biochemical agents hidden in the reinforced walls had been released, the explosive charges failed to activate, the electric pulse generators hadn't come online…

Just… How could this be? "How?"

The man sighed. "Strange as it is, I've been getting reports that some bastard down in Sector 6 slums might be involved, but he's denying everything despite having access codes to your supply chain and a delivery route to the subfloor labs. Or the former subfloor labs, it's just a pit that is filling up with groundwater now I suppose. Can't determine any other way they could get in."

Oh joy. So at least a FEW fallback plans were activated. Or someone very soon to be dead HAD used the test subject delivery method to infiltrate his facility and do impossible levels of damage. "I will have to move facilities and restore our systems."

Was that fucking PITY in his eyes!? "The servers are gone as well. If it wasn't for us storing offsite tapes separately for each department, we could have lost everything in all other departments along with your data. However… The newest tapes for your facility haven't been updated in three years."

Vaguely he remembered being annoyed when some minion tried to shut down testing to do the so-called backups and having the moron being sent off for Remedial Reconditioning. While that had stopped the issue, that had clearly caused an inconvenience now.

Calm. Science is the faith of the Logical. No matter. "I always ensured my most valued data was encoded off site." His home, not even in this damned city. "That can be recovered later. When can I get back to operations? I will require access to significant voltage and proper drainage, the liquids corroded plumbing before."

Without that data, rebuilding his body would be delayed slightly. But he could handle this.

President Shinra sat heavily in a chair. "Your people are being detoxed, treated for mental contamination, and even if contractually obligated to follow orders are unlikely to take this one silently. Worse, without your so-called 'leverage', well… Again, I've been hearing discussions."

That… That could complicate things. "I see what you mean when you claim larger issues were at stake."

This could seriously setback his recovery effort.

The man leaned back. "No. The larger issue is that someone used the destruction of your facilities to heavily damage Shinra in an unrelated location. These unknown people transported liquid iron undetected directly into the Primary Materia Storage Facility."

Hojo waved it off with his one arm. "No level of heat would damage Materia, not outside of extreme lab conditions. It should be easy enough to dig through that mess and recover them."

A shaken head. "I'm talking about thousands of gallons of liquid iron, instantly delivered without detection. It fully flooded all thirty-six sub-levels, and we were only able to begin excavation now that the surface has cooled enough to support excavation equipment. Workers estimate another two weeks before we even reach the second floor down, and our Mastered Materia was in the most secured bottom floor."

How!? Just… "Was it some sort of metal elemental summons we never detected before!?"

His face shifted. "Running theory is we have an infiltrator in the company as a researcher and they were using one of our unstable and untested Materia to cause the situation. We have… Had. We had a few that might be capable of such a thing, but none of our people had managed to control them or activate their effects safely or as desired."

Because only one of his people would know about the details, the hidden freight elevator, the subbasments, the hostages. Because only his people had access to the most risky and dangerous Materia under study.

Damn it. "That facility needs to be excavated just to determine which Materia is missing. And if the systems down there are as designed, they should have the data banks survive this damage…"

After all, any area built to contain Materia was built to last. "Once we know which one was used to cause these two effects, we can determine who was in contact with them."

The President frowned. "Once my people do so. YOU are to be kept here."

Not with work to do. "I need to…"

He glared. "The only thing between suicidal former employees and YOU right now are some very unenthusiastic guards. The only barrier between certain conversations and YOU is your 'incredibly weakened health' and the 'devious attack and slanderous lies' you are so bravely facing."

President Shinra stood. "I can barely risk sending you basic medicine and food because the evidence exposed before I could get a grip on it has the fucking STAFF trying to poison you. You will stay the FUCK down here until further notice. And you will work with two of my attendants outside to get your pointless laboratory emergency alerts turned off so I won't have hazard sirens going off four times a day."

Push the anger back. "Understood."

The man calmed himself and walked to the door. "I will later take a list of equipment you need and see what I can do, but obviously I have other obligations to see to… Have a good day, Professor."

~~~Broken Adventure~~~

President Shinra's third assistant carefully shifted the 'urgent notification' to the bottom of her lists as the screaming in Professor Hojo's room went silent again.

Someone ELSE could tell the president about the Primary Materia Storage Facility. Tomorrow morning, for example… Not like anything could be changed about the situation tonight anyway.

~~~Broken Adventure~~~

Alright!

Adam watched Sarah dig the red crystal out of the rock, her fingers easily piercing the lesser material. <<And that should do it! Maybe.>>

She rolled her eyes. "I believed you the last two times, just admit that you don't know either."

Never! <<'Research' is like super sure this time.>> Nah, not enough data. But it felt lucky!

Sarah summoned her bone spike, the two materia in the base easily switched positions with each other… Though Adam was not sure how, it wasn't DESIGNED to do that.

Like the others, she tapped the solidified Materia onto the glowing orb… And they sucked together with an odd slurp sound. Again.

Comeon! <<It's gonna do it this time.>> Don't fuck with him! You can do it Shiva!

The orb pulsed like all the other times… And flashed!

It was now a perfectly clear orb of magic with a bright red star inside!

Which uh. Wasn't normal.

Whatever. <<See!? I told you it was time! I called it!>>

Sarah was too busy grinning. "Bullshit, you tried to call this a dozen times already."

Where should they go? <<Hey, want to head back to the Goblin Islands? We could summon her there.>> It was close to that Materia cave island where she got those knights, but much more space with no one important nearby. Just a fuck ton of goblins.

She hummed and…

Step.

...Was standing in a wide open field. Her other hand absently aimed a sniper pulled from inventory, a few shots ending the nearest monsters. "Right, so I just send power to it?"

Uh. Maybe? Normally she would 'equip' it so the thing could easily absorb ambient mako and the energy of creatures passing away nearby, but by using up those other Summoning Materia that had really short cut the process.

It technically counted as 'Mastered' now, and it was due to Warehouse Shenanigans that it didn't create a 'new' Materia seed to grow. Not like this thing was normal after all.

A bit of checking… <<You got two options.>>

Might as well add it to her interface too. <<First option: Cast it like normal. Use your magic, summon her for a single attack, done! Costs a finite amount of power to use, and linking to it modifies your Avatar's magic power upwards, increases the amount of magic you can store, and in cost reduces your overall health slightly.>>

It was the interaction between people and Materia that prevented normal people from just equipping a billion of the things and becoming a god or something. Even the ones not designed to directly modify the person would have SOME effect.

Sarah blinked. "Maybe later? What is the second choice?"

Adam grinned! <<I add it to the FF7 Jump layer directly! Then you can call forth a copy of the Materia to use in Mr. McStabberson but ALSO lets you call forth her form as an Avatar!>>

It basically used some of the same system units as the ones to 'drop in' to a new Jump, but transferred control to the new Avatar.

She frowned. "So… I won't be able to talk to her?"

Damn it. <<I don't think so. It will create a 'mind' using your subconscious as a base, but that is mostly so the one off attack can determine who to target. I can't find out how to keep it running all the time.>>

Not yet anyway.

Sarah slumped. "Well… Shit. Still, better than nothing? Yeah, let's get this sucker installed!"

Sure! <<No problem!>>

Snag the crystal blood star orb from the lovely lady, shove it into the special [[Summon: Shiva]] Materia slot Adam had added to the FF7 layer LONG ago… And just in case, put some memory units in here that the summon could personally access.

It may be formed from Sarah's subconscious NOW, but this should hopefully prevent her from being reborn every time she attacks! Hopefully Shiva would become more of a person over time! Maybe.

Well, that was the idea at least. Adam wasn't going to tell Sarah about the plan unless this worked. <<Ready?>>

She grinned! "Yeah! What do I do?"

Let's see… <<Either call out her Materia name for the Avatar… Or just yell the attack name to summon her for a one off while sending magic to her orb. The attacks would be [[Icicle Impact]] to stagger a target and do splash ice damage, [[Heavenly Strike]] to make her drop an iceberg on a fucker, or [[Diamond Dust]] to smash the place up with an hurricane of frozen wind and then shatter caught foes.>>

Sarah was bouncing with enthusiasm. "Do I get to say something cool? I want to say something cool!"

Heh. <<Go for it! Go full dramatic bullshit protagonist on this bitch!>>

Holding one hand up in the air, she couldn't stop her smile! "I call upon the mistress of snow, the Ice Queen of eternity, the Empress of the World of Ice!"

A ghost like copy of the Materia faded into existence as she SLAMMED it into her spike!

With passion, she drove the spear down into the soil.

"Come forth! [[Summon: Shiva!]]"

And power DRAINED into the ghost orb, even as Sarah shimmered and a massive pillar of ice shot forth from the soil.

Embedded in the crystal was a woman who looked more different than what Sarah expected

Instead of the expected purple bikini it was slightly more exposed.

And by slightly, Adam meant a LOT more exposed.

[[Summon: Shiva]] was floating within the ice pillar, her elven form and pointed ears more of a hint, a shade of light purple. Her clothing, if it could be called that, was formed of some sort of mystical black metal that seemed FAR too thin to actually do more than suggest her generous assets not escape confinement.

Instead of a purple bikini, the sensual black 'armor' was lightly 'covered' by transparent silk scarves, while the purple lines of glowing magic that traced unknown patterns over her delicate skin had tiny fragments of ice like diamonds accentuating her body.

Her body seemed to float out of the ice pillar… And Shiva stared at her summoner.

A voice like crystals sang. "Adam, what the FUCK went wrong!?"

Sarah blinked. "Damn, that's what I look like? That's pretty hot! No wonder you two went looking for more Materia to feed me. Hell, even as a bisexual harem proponent I would be tempted to go monogomous to tap that."

Uh. <<Hang on.... I can fix this!>>

Shit! No, uh. Which modules did this?

Not this one, not that… AH HA! <<GOT IT! Right, Sarah. Undo the casting.>>

Shiva frowned. "I can't, I'm over there."

Oh for cripes sake. <<You just swapped Avatars, you are always you. Just do it.>>

She shrugged. "Fine."

And a SECOND Sarah popped up.

Shiva blinked. And looked down. "Well I'm fixed, but what's going on over there?""

Sarah's looked at each other, stunned. ""Why are there TWO of me!? Wait, no. Why is there one of me with two bodies!?""

SHIT! <<Everybody don't do ANYTHING and shut up! I can fix this!>>

Shiva grinned! "Oh don't go out of your way on MY account. The world can use more hot women in general, and I don't hear Sarah complaining about having a bit of extra eye candy even if it's only herself."

The sudden twins blushed and looked away. Which was cute and all, but FUCK this went bad.

Right uh. <<Are we all still connected?>> Give me something to hand off to 'Research', PLEASE!

Sarah Kisaragi (Classic Flavor) frowned. "I don't have inventory access, but most of my abilities are here. And I am getting some messages about joining 'Local Jumper Hive'?"

Sarah Kisaragi (New Hotness) blinked. "Huh? Nothing like that on my end."

Alright, uh. Check those sub units, this routine… Oh. Shit. Uh.

Fuck it, own up and handle it. <<Right, found the problem.>> Some minor adjustments… And there. <<And it is sort of fixed.>>

Sarahs raised their eyebrows at him while Shiva slumped. "Aww, no more sexy business ladies."

This probably wasn't going to go over well. <<It has to do with our incarnation and excarnation system units. And how badly they were documented when I was fixing stuff.>>

A virtual image showed up with some diagrams. <<Instead of recycling Avatars when we give you a new one, which I thought was a bad design choice, it is leaving a copy of you behind.>>

Yeah. Adam's bad, really. Sorry, everyone.

Sarah raised a hand, Shiva and Sarah giving her the nod. "But that won't happen anymore? So I can summon Shiva without creating copies and won't get her hurt… And I won't increase Dad's family size again?"

Sort of? <<From now ON, there will only be one Shiva per Jump. Period. But the other future Shiva's will leave a copy behind when we head out to a new Jump if you summon one locally… And you two will continue existing when we leave eventually. Thankfully I made a lot of redundant backups and edge case scenario support systems, so no one will lose memories or power or anything.>>

Sarah frowned, and the other one waved her to talk. "But If I…" A glance at her sister. "If WE are left behind when you jump, what happens to us?"

Yeah, that wasn't the biggest issue. <<Time won't pause here, but time DOES act oddly while we are gone… I should be able to ensure not too much time passes while we are gone.>>

Probably. And he had loads of time to figure that mess out, right? Right. <<And when we come back the memories will rejoin the hive mind networks. For both of you AND Shiva. Heck, that part doesn't need any modification, I already made those units way back when! No additional work required.>>

Thank everything holy Adam had over engineered this bitch. <<If anything, it should make your life with your girlfriend easier since she is already a temporal and spatial spanning universal hive mind with infinite bodies… And Shiva is sort of you too! So uh. Woo?>>

Shiva blinked. And leered at her two 'Masters' (Or Summoners or whatever). "I am alright with this."

The Sarah twins though seemed hung up on something. The 'current' Jumper frowned. "I'm ignoring that not so subtle attempt at changing the conversation."

The other one however winked at Shiva, who posed. "Though we WILL come back to that! Mama likes."

She pointed ."Right! Won't forget it, because that sounds conceptually hot on a hard to imagine scale, but no. I'm staying on topic. Does this mean that we DIDN'T pause on our previous jumps? And that we left many copies of ourselves behind ALREADY!?"

Yeah, that was the biggest issue. <<Mostly no, but slightly yes. There IS a Sarah Killgrave back home, but she should roughly know what is going on because I wrote messages for damn near every scenario.>>

Both girls rolled their eyes while Shiva seemed to just enjoy the show. ""Then how is that 'Mostly no'!?""

Yeah, thank goodness they found this early in the trip. It was better to make sure no more than one Avatar (at least, one unique Avatar) existed per Jump.

Plus, that should be fixable without forcing him to kill his favorite Jumper (or even a clone of her) each time they moved on to a new Jump destination. <<Because this is your first chain of your Jumps? Aside from home, I mean.>>

And now they knew about this little screw up! So Adam could design and implement MORE support units for any Sarah's left behind. And a TON more recorded messages. At least it would keep him busy if his Jumper got all angry about this later.

Shiva blinked. "Wait, I'm limited in our available past memories just like my Summoner because of the drawbacks she had been under when I was formed… Are you saying that this is Sarah's FIRST Jump!?"

The other two blink. ""Apparently yes?""

Her floating form shifted as she threw her arms in the air! "Then WHY THE HELL are you SO POWERFUL!?"

Adam snorted as the two Jumpers tried to defend themselves from the confusion of their own Ice Goddess without knowing enough to really achieve anything.

Kids. This entire mess was just fragments wrapped in duct tape holding together his partner while she healed. He would mark her as passible at best.

Right, while they distracted each other let's go through all the Warehouse units and make sure something like this couldn't happen again.

Leaving a sister on each Jump to look over things until Sarah can ascend and come back to sync her people with herselves was one thing, accidentally abandoning family or worse KILLING them due to not understanding the equipment was a different kettle of fish entirely!

Hmm. While they would have to move on, couldn't he leave Shiva in control of something similar to the Warehouse? Though drastically more simple and weak, that could be useful. A local administrator for the Planetary Network basically?

Something to think about.
 
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But it's... not her first jump? I mean, only technically by the fact that they rejiggered the Bioshock jump as her 'Home'. Guess it's Adam being a bit imprecise in how he's explaining things. And Sarah not having the memories to contradict him. I mean, she's probably still more powerful even counting Bioshock + messed up merged jump than she should be. And maybe more than she should be even with the mystery pre-meeting Adam jumps of mystery, that Sarah probably doesn't exactly have the best memory of, other than 'everything sucks' that stuck her in the Jumpchain in the first place.

Now, as to how this ends up getting revealed... Adam ending up getting one of the prior jumpchain documents that she 'already' went through, but now maybe not technically due to shenanigans with fixing the Warehouse from all kinds of damage it took from shoddy work, and restores it to some semblance of working order. And promptly proudly announces it and how it made things much easier to fix up the damaged systems. Either directly, or by fixing it up and properly storing all the stuff so it isn't entangled with everything else. Because I can completely see there being tangles with everything considering 'emergency packup' and the shoddy behavior of asshole ROB. All the 'take away Sarah's abilities each Jump', messing with what options she could pick, and outright refusing to give her the free options.

Though also given that there's time related shenanigans when leaving jumps, I'm almost imagining a scenario where Sarah ends up jumping into her own past jumpchain, back when her not-benefactor was still messing with her. That's almost a perfect opportunity for Adam to sneak in a module that handily packs away a copy of each and every Jump document, all her memories, pretty much a backup of each version of her that goes through it all, and keep it secure. And hidden. So that Adam could then unpack it at a later point. Because I don't think there's a greater 'Fuck you' than pretty much undoing all that sabotage work. Plus, presumably Sarah would like to know some of what her life was before she started jumping.
 
Hey could you explain to me what exactly you mean by the first jump stuff in this chapter?
But it's... not her first jump?
From her base of BioShock, this is the first link in the chain going forwards. There's only been one stop before this where Adam has actually left a copy of herself. In fleeing from death to BioShock, Adam actually took her personally as an avatar during Transit instead of using the correct modules like he was able to later on.

If that entire situation was confusing to you, don't worry! It was confusing to everyone else at that point of the story as well.
 
You see Hojo, Adam can show you how to PROPERLY mad science, and on vaster and grander scales than anything you can dream of. Sadly, you are too much of a petty little shit to attract his attention as anything other than a guilt free target. I can also believe that Hojo changed his name to just Hojo, or to Professor Hojo, because he does seem that arrogant and egotistical.

I am also liking to see all of his backup plans and set ups get ruined through no additional effort needed on Sarah and Adams part!

Also, Fuck Hojo.
 
Yeah, I understood the part from the (new) base of BioShock, it's just that claiming it as her 'first' jump is a bit misleading. Since she still has perks from prior to the Bioshock jump.

I suppose a more accurate analogy is that Adam reset the counter of 'jump number', but there's still what happened prior to that. And, in actual effect it might be the case, with her being unable to go back. The chain is broken from the prior to BioShock jump. Which might actually have destroyed the mystery jumps before that point from backlash. Which actually is rather tragic that it implies that Sarah's original home might have ended up lost, because of a destabilized jump. Barring Adam fixing things and having the opportunity to do so with time flow oddities via various jumps.
 
So despite the Bad-Ass perk carrying over the Borderlands jump didn't count as her first? or is it her 'first' because thats the first time Adam initiated the jump instead of crashing in halfway through?
 
So despite the Bad-Ass perk carrying over the Borderlands jump didn't count as her first? or is it her 'first' because thats the first time Adam initiated the jump instead of crashing in halfway through?
That was just Adam hijacking a Jump in progress and doing some emergency maintenance on her Egg. That reality doesn't even exist anymore, so it can't be counted anyways.
 
Can Adam fix it?
Yes, he can!
And not just by setting it on blue fire permanently!
Even when he isnt attempting to do it!

Also, the next seasson of the Sarah & Sarah & Sarah & Shiva & Elisabeth & Elisabeth & Elisabeth & Elisabeth & Elisabeth & Elisabeth & Elisabeth & Elisabeth & Elisabeth & possibly Aadam Show will cause a surge of work for more body doubles, so yay!
 
So despite the Bad-Ass perk carrying over the Borderlands jump didn't count as her first? or is it her 'first' because thats the first time Adam initiated the jump instead of crashing in halfway through?
It can't count as her first jump, it no longer exists - that universe was wiped out completely by the whatever that Adam was fleeing. And since jumpchain is supposed to be a chain, the lack of links before Bioshock make it the logical home universe. :)
 
But it's... not her first jump?

From her base of BioShock, this is the first link in the chain going forwards. There's only been one stop before this where Adam has actually left a copy of herself. In fleeing from death to BioShock, Adam actually took her personally as an avatar during Transit instead of using the correct modules like he was able to later on.

If that entire situation was confusing to you, don't worry! It was confusing to everyone else at that point of the story as well.

It can't count as her first jump, it no longer exists - that universe was wiped out completely by the whatever that Adam was fleeing. And since jumpchain is supposed to be a chain, the lack of links before Bioshock make it the logical home universe. :)

To simplify the entire explanation: Sarah Killgrave (the Jumper) practically was dead. Her previous ROB (who I'm halfway convinced was ADAM's progenitor) had looted her soul/true body and fucked her so bad that her very existence cracked and fell apart on the screwy half mish mash of AVP and Borderlands. A part of ADAM, while returning from a cultivator existence, smashed into the desiccated husk of her previous warehouse (her soul for all intents and purpose) and became her new ROB.

Now, you have to remember, Sarah Killgrave (the Jumper) was dead. All that's left of her is a sad mess of a partial being that is just waiting to die in a universe that's collapsing around her. Suddenly ADAM, who takes the partial remnants and wisps of her soul, the bits of her former body, and combines it with HIS literal soul (which is that of a ROB), and rebirths her in the Bioshock universe she appeared in. This isn't the old Sarah Killgrave (the Jumper), this is her... reincarnation? Daughter? Basically she's now Sarah Killgrave (ADAM's daughter, The Jumper).

At least that's what I get out of it. But what do I know, I'm not the author and it's all higher tier soul fuckery anyway. :)
 
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Arc 3: Seven Issues
Eve was NOT going to go bother Father Boning about this, nor Silver Daughter! She could fix this! The custom [[Silence]] and [[Blind]] Materia had been a huge success already, Mushroom Island was much more calm with no more massive waves or impacts due to copulation. She could figure this out too!

The fifth dragon Avatar popped into existence as she held back a scream of frustration.

Fine! If she couldn't redirect this Chaos energy, she would block it entirely!

A twist of will covered Mushroom Island's core entirely with a twisted web of solid mako. The crystalline Materia, like all magic, was easily able to phase through existing matter as it naturally existed slightly off of anything else in reality.

And it was working!

Even as she watched with a growing grin, the green shield was redirecting ALL that Chaos energy into the ever flowing pathways!

Uh.

And not dissipating.

In fact, this Chaos stuff seemed to be reacting with the overly dense magic and somehow was generating MORE Chaos than it started with.

Her eyes widened as the solidified Materia shield began to transform into a solidified CHAOS shield!

Nope!

As several dragons winced, she collapsed the structure entirely… And that raw power SLAMMED into the [[Summon: Leviathan]] Materia HARD.

A sixth and seventh dragon formed and began flying around the island, giving her better views of the situation. Gaia damn it!

Well, if blocking this shit wasn't going to work (And her reservoir of other ideas had run dry at this point), might as well try the opposite!

Feeling little hope and a LOT of frustration, Eve directed ALL the Chaos to directly flow into the Island's core.

Which uh. Seemed to force Chaos to try and flee… Just to be contrary.

Stunned, Eve starred as raw Chaos began an odd sort of cycle. It would make more of itself, be forced into the island's core, flow THROUGH all seven Dragon Avatars (And some directly through Eve herself), then desperately flee back to the island.

If more than a certain level of Chaos accumulated, it would spontaneously transform into raw magic. If too little Chaos was available, it was duplicated.

She used her many eyes to look in several directions.

As was according to her plan! Yep!

Now this Chaos and mako cycle would ensure stable levels of magic locally, any spikes smoothed out, and no out of control issues or infinite Avatar generation!

Problem solved! No, MORE than a few problems solved! Eve was number one!

She didn't notice the horns of her various new draconic bodies had begun to develop a golden spiral, but she was a bit busy feeling very satisfied with herself.

~~~Broken Adventure~~~

Sarah grinned at herself and her new 'cool' friend! "You know, now that I am not freaking out about things, this makes me feel WAY less stressed about leaving here!"

Her other self continued. "I was worried that I could end up dying eventually and never come back here."

She nodded. "Or that we'd come back WAY too late and everyone would pass away."

They smirked! ""But NOW we know that we can stay AND leave, no problem!""

Shiva grinned. "And we are not too related, right?" Seeing confusion, she waved a hand. "I mean, we can do sexy time stuff without incest squick."

Sarahs shrugged. ""I'm lacking a lot of long term memories, honestly I'm fine with a lot of stuff as long as the kids turn out alright and everyone consents. Though I think we are in a relationship? A really complicated one.""

Thankfully Adam chipped in. <<She is sort of like a hot roommate that was also partly you. Sort of like an alternate version of yourself. Trust me, your significant other understands this sort of situation.>>

The ice woman pumped her fist! "Heck yeah!"

Huh. It was random comments like that which REALLY frustrated Sarah, since she KNEW Adam had lots of 'personal videos' from her last trip that she wasn't allowed to see due to this world's drawback.

Frustrating, but apparently some of the improvements he made now that everyone knew that leaving a Jump would leave powerful versions of themselves was an outgoing data sync.

Basically, all the information locked away would be combined and handled before the clone/split process, so that people with mind related drawbacks could operate without those issues after the Jump finished. Which felt MUCH more fair than 'Meh, you be on your own.' that was half expected.

Sarah sighed. ""Yeah, mostly I'm glad I'll still be here to keep an eye on Hojo. What's our plan on that?""

Adam grinned. <<First, why don't you two separate? It will help you both better handle the hive mind and learn how to all be one person and individuals at the same time. Everyone of you will be synced when on the same Jump anyway.>>

She grinned! ""Oh thank goodness!"" One of her left to go explore that beach covered in purple shelled monsters they saw earlier (AND she wasn't wasting time now!) while the other relaxed now that every sight, smell, sound, and so forth stopped being doubled.

She wandered around poking monsters and stood next to Shiva, relaxed. "That… That is much better."

He sent warmth. <<Yeah, plus it is good practice for future events if similar stuff happens.>>

Adam focused. <<Anyway! I am setting Shiva up as a high level Administrator for the Planetary Network. I've also had 'Research' added into the Symbiote network to study their experiments and try and improve any discoveries. It should let any of Eve's kids, Aerith, and of course you two and Shiva herself to duplicate those new skills.>>

Something pulsed in their mind. <<For example! In addition to your ability to teleport Sarah, you and Shiva can now use Lifestream Transportation like the baby angels can! Which is good because Shiva can't do your abilities. She is only super powerful at manipulating heat with the ability to absorb heat internally to boost her own magic, lifespan, potential, and so forth.>>

Shiva blinked… And then vanished, to appear several feet away. "Neat!"

Sarah did it too… and wobbled. "Wow that was uh… Swirly."

Shiva waved it off. "It feels similar to my ability to transport myself between ice sources and how I can remotely create ice structures like when summoned. You'll get used to it."

Adam hummed. <<I find her fascinating. From what I can tell, her counterpart Ifrit also shares her heat manipulation skills, but he generates more heat instead of absorbing it personally. But they are basically inverted halves of each other… Male, Female. Yang and Yin. Hot and Cold.>>

Sarah nodded. "Well, Eve said Gaia made stuff in pairs most of the time. Makes sense."

Shiva hummed as a spike of ice smashed out into the soil. "I think I can solidify conceptual ice too, by absorbing potential heat. It's how I form ice in areas with too little water content, it is more solidified lack of energy than it is frozen liquid structures."

Huh. "Hey Adam, would all that mean Shiva is MORE powerful in hot dry environments?"

Shiva smirked. "Oh yeah it does! If for no other reason than I can absorb that energy to enhance myself. There is a reason Ifrit can't push me around after all."

Neat!

Wait.

Sarah raised her hand. "One moment… Do you have memories separate from my own?"

The floating purple elf blinked. "Huh. Yeah, I do. Some from past times a copy of my Materia has been used, some from the local mako from Gaia used to summon me, and so on and so forth. Most came from your energy though, which is why I remember all our past actions here."

Adam displayed some data only Sarahs could see. <<Which is a one time thing. I ensured that Shiva's mind won't be reset or overwritten when new ones are formed on future jumps or when an existing one joins into her hive mind.>>

She grinned. Adam was great about handling all those fiddly bits when it came to life needs.

Still. "Hey, how long until Shiva is in charge of the network stuff and we are all wrapped up?"

Adam showed a few projections. <<A week or so. Why?>>

She shrugged. "I want my memories back. And access to you again, since I'm banned from visiting the Warehouse on this Jump. If leaving here won't force me to abandon my family and friends AND will let me get stronger faster, I don't really feel the urge to stay."

Sarah felt the other her finish stabbing some sort of massive purple clam trying to eat her and that other her spoke up. "Plus the Jumper version of me is really fucking tired of Hojo, but now I can stay around and keep an eye on him. Not to mention the second me can go home and not waste family time keeping one psychopathic scientist from messing up Gaia."

Adam seemed set back. <<Are… Are you sure?>>

She paused. What had been her objectives here, really?

Help people out: Check. And would be ongoing after she left.

Prevent the planet from going boom? Handled, if accidentally, due to the helping stuff.

Get magic? She glanced at her network of Materia spells, along with lots of raw data about failed and unstable spell matrices gathered for 'Research'. Yeah, that be gotten.

Ruin Hojo? Well, that was sort of a NEW objective that cropped up because of what an asshat the jerk was, but check. An ongoing but so far successful project.

And something inside her wanted to keep going. To get strong enough to come back here and maybe bring new friends along and take locals for vacations elsewhere.

Travel towards the next chain of her adventure.

She grinned. "Yeah. You know what? I am ready."

Adam hummed. <<Well, it is true that we only stayed so long in Rapture because leaving was a hard decision for you… And the ten year mandatory stay limit was really just an excuse so that the Benefactor of your Warehouse could earn enough Choice Points to make butt loads of profit.>>

She felt him chuckle as they both could sense the broken point collectors struggling to gain any power from the local Jump. There was a REASON she took those drawbacks after all.

Adam nodded. <<In one week then.>>

Sarah nodded. "Right, but first! I'm gonna introduce ALL my friends to Shiva!"

~~~Broken Adventure~~~

Elder Godo was calm as representatives of their faith stood before him. "Am I to be replaced? Now that I no longer wield the [[Summon: Leviathan]] Materia."

The oldest man known to still whack disrespectful younguns smacked Godo's leg with his cane, like usual. "Hush boy."

The female faith leader sighed. "Must you, sir?"

The old bastard who was more beard than man scoffed. "I don't need snippy children getting sassy."

His eyes bore into Godo's soul. "You adopted the Champion of Gaia. Who then saved the planet's daughter from torment, rescued her holy people from the grasp of Midgar and Shinra, found the priestess of the Planet herself and her adopted family, rescued THEM as well, brought these religious icons HERE, to the heart of Wutai."

Don't smirk. Positions of responsibility require one not to smirk.

Guy somehow knew it anyway, raising his cane pointedly. "Need a second whack? No? Good." He leaned heavily on it. "Losing your Materia to that woman, who then summoned our Goddess as a living host for the Planet's Daughter HERSELF… Is not an action that would disqualify you from leading our people."

He idly stood at ease. "Oh? Well that is certainly a relief." This was for all those years of horrendous training, you old fucking goat.

The woman blinked as she gazed over at the holy wall protecting Wutai cove. "Did I just see TWO divine dragons?"

The group went deadly silent.

Stay calm. Do NOT smirk. "I'm afraid not, lady of faith. It seems Gaia's Daughter Eve has chosen to incarnate seven draconic defenders for our people."

The cane thwack on his shin was worth it.

~~~Broken Adventure~~~

Sarah bounced into the room! "Hey kids! Want to see a hot body?"

Aerith blinked. "What?"

Yuffie was far more on the ball. "Heck yeah!"

And suddenly there was a chill as a deity of icy beauty floated into the room.

Tifa and Aerith were stunned, Yuffie was grinning…

Cloud was confused. "But uh. She seems cool?"

Shiva grinned! "Aww! Thanks short stuff!" She snatched the child into her arms as he squawked. "I'mma gonna steal ya." And she was gone.

That fixed Aerith. "NO! Not another one! Get back here!"

Tifa blinked. "What just happened?"

Yuffie was already up and running. "Hey! Come back and steal me too!"

Claudia Strife walked in, confused… "Hey Tifa, did I just see my son stolen again..." And paused suddenly, even MORE confused. "Sarah!?"

She paused. "Uh. Yes?"

Claudia looked at the door and back. "Oh, did you teleport in here just now? I was just… I mean, I saw you talking with your dad about some sort of incident with your friend Eve?"

Sarah chuckled. "Oh, yeah, I'm still having to answer questions about why exactly my new Mushroom Island was creating copies of the near invincible dragon goddess, but since I recently cloned myself it was easy enough to catch everyone up on the situation."

The woman looked lost. "I'm sorry?"

Tifa just… Seemed to give up. And turned back to the arts and crafts supplies. "I'm going to keep making flower mustaches until the world makes sense again."

~~~Broken Adventure~~~

Thankfully, getting Shiva up to speed was mostly just a lot of work for HER, not for Adam.

So instead of hovering over the snow woman's shoulder the whole time, Adam began running the detection units to determine the next Jump.

Lots of really corrupted or unstable Jumps were discarded automatically, several multi document options tossed out easily enough (Adam was NOT going somewhere that could pop again), but in the end he got some stable options.

Of those, three new ones came up that seemed sort of safeish to travel to, depending on the drawbacks: Rick and Morty, The Sims 3, and Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

Again, these Jumps were all not even close to cannon.

Sarah was likely to find those places more STABLE at a conceptual level, but even if she understood each area from past experiences (Which Adam wasn't sure she would until her past memories were unlocked, even HE was kept out of her past stuff right now), it was probably going to be of little help at best.

Still, his sensors gave him relevant data (Or memories?) of what COULD be in each one.

And they had appeal, despite also having connected issues.

Rick and Morty was a massive collection of dimensions, some running at different times and rates, most not connected to each other… But the main plot mostly took place in a select few dimensions separated from the rest where one of the main characters, Rick, was most intelligent.

But that choice for a Jump had some risks if Sarah got in the way of Rick or his many alternative versions of himself… While the benefit of infinite places meant, despite the infinite Ricks and Morties, there were ENDLESS places to hide or head off to and explore.

Sure it would be hard to earn Choice Points there because most changes didn't matter much in the end, but Sarah couldn't collect those points ANYWAY, with the sole exception of Drawbacks. So it was a potential option.

Second was The Sims 3, although due to instability it seemed more nebulous than one specific sims game. Similar issues with Rick and Morty, where making massive changes was far trickier than one would expect since this Jump was more a general situation than an actual storyline with Fate and whatever trying to push people around.

And Third was Who Framed Roger Rabbit, where toons outside of logic could exist next to mortals… Yet were treated poorly for being less than human. Very low life and death risks to Sarah honestly, but some mental issues could occur. Sanity could be an issue, potentially.

So, what criteria could he use to narrow this mess down?

There were people Sarah could help in all three options, theoretically in the case of The Sims 3 at least… But the most impactful would likely be people in Who Framed Roger Rabbit compared to the other options, since an infinite number of Ricks and Mortys and their families die all the time and many worlds and realities get destroyed without hesitation.

But uh… At least that 'Nothing Matters' scenario meant lots to loot and steal and examine without getting caught? Probably not a big selling point to his Jumper though.

Anyway, none of this mattered if the drawbacks sucked so much that Sarah discarded the option entirely or couldn't afford any purchases. Right, what limits was he working with?

Rick and Morty could only get 600cp, The Sims 3 limited to only two out of ten choices (max of 500cp basically, what the hell!?), and Who Framed Roger Rabbit also had the now expected 600cp cap.

Sheesh! It was already going to be hard to pick The Sims 3 due to how arbitrary that Jump could be at the BEST of times, was it offering anything even WORTH going there for?

Right, let's get that one knocked out early. What were the Drawback options?

{Sadistic God: +300cp} was a no, it would literally have life try to force everything bad to happen to his Jumper. Fuck off, random diety! Adam would NOT put up with that shit, no matter how pointless and weak such death attempts would likely be.

And shit, that was the only +300cp option!? The new max cap was basically 400cp or lower!

Damn it.

Right, move on Adam, make sure to do this properly.

{Where's Bella?: +200cp} was easy enough, some woman would go missing somewhere and Sarah would get blamed, period. No promised death, no constant arrests, just social pressure. Put it on the 'probably yes' list.

Another +200cp drawback was {Error12: +200cp} which was a HARD no! Forcing Sarah to stay there for a full decade AND having a 1/10th chance of repeating an entire week EVERY week? That was 521 chances total that she might be forced to waste MORE time there, it could theoretically trap her in a time loop forever if she was truly hideously unlucky.

{Technophobe: +200cp} had her terrified of all electronics. Except lightbulbs. Good grief. Another option, {Pollination Prone: +150cp}, was basically getting Sarah raped, so no. Fuck off, Jumpchain Document.

Right, might as well go for {Where's Bella?: +200cp} and {Burglarized: +150cp}, as she could only pick two (But why!?) and those would at least get her 350cp to work with even if she gets her house robbed a lot and doesn't get repaid for it.

Just keep your junk in the Warehouse, problem solved! But shit, a limit of 350cp for a whole jump? Damn. The Sims 3 better have some spectacular Choice Point options.

Right, how about Rick and Morty?

{Alcoholic: +100cp} and {Stutter: +100cp} seemed safe and fun, considering Sarah's power level. Although stuttering will make her lack confidence around love interests, being chased for such things hasn't been a problem at ALL up to this point… Let the boys (Or most likely girls) do the hard work this time!

{Principle Vagina: +100cp} was also free points, you just got an embarrassing name that somehow people know. Maybe these Drawbacks were easier and more palatable because the Jump itself is so vast and more risky than other options?

Oh here we go, {Wanted Man: +200cp} would have the Galactic Federation out for her blood. A nice option, those guys were both incompetant and literally disposable, some of their foot troopers were actual clones or worse with low lifespans and no self preservation. Free points!

Wacky creatures that inject themselves into your memories, marked as {Parasites: +200cp}, was a maybe. Might be able to mitigate that through Warehouse shenanigans. Being squeamish and having lots of people use nudity to mess with you? Heh, {Gymnophobe: +200cp} might be cool.

But even for +200cp it seemed mean to make Sarah avoid all nudity for a decade… Up to her, really. Maybe she would be fine with it?

Constantly having indestructible ants in your eyes, no. Massive floating heads potentially blowing up your planet every year, no. A council of the smartest asshole mad scientists actively trying to kill Sarah, with bullshit technology and reality travel? No. Being a massive ugly flesh mutant that causes conceptual damage to people who see you? No.

Right so… Likely {Wanted Man: +200cp}, either {Gymnophobe: +200cp} or {Parasites: +200cp}, and uh... {Alcoholic: +100cp} and {Principle Vagina: +100cp}. Because Adam could provide some real good quality brews, Sarah's body could handle a LOT of drinking safely, and a silly name could be entertaining!

Plus it would be best to avoid the Stuttering thing since it could be an issue if someone hot shows up during a big fight. Sarah did NOT need to have behavioral modifications for Drawbacks, thank you very much!

So Rick and Morty could handle the full 600cp cap!

Now, what about Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Sigh.

Let's try doing this backwards, starting at the +300cp range.

Massive emotional instability that could literally kill you through laughter, no. Forced to be a flat person (Like crushed or rolled over), no. All water is lethal!? Fuck you Jump document! No!

Please let the +200cp be less horrendous. Please!

A person designed to be the opposite of everything Sarah finds attractive stalking her, forcing her to kiss, and never be safe from them?

Fuck off.

A toon killed your brother? Hmm. That might work… Let's get some details.

{Dropped a piano on his head: +200cp} said exactly that: Someone killed Sarah's brother with a piano (Or liquified them if she's a toon), causing her to distrust toons (Or humans) in general.

Better than being stalked by a sexual assailant, certainly… But aside from the obvious mental contamination, it didn't make it clear if Sarah would be inserted into someone who lost their brother, or if a person would be created JUST TO DIE for this drawback.

So no.

Damn, for a world that uses toons as a way to describe racial issues in Hollywood? Maybe Adam should have expected these Drawbacks to suck. They might not get the full 600cp at this rate.

Oh finally! {Contracted: +200cp} had you working for a big studio. Nothing else strange or unsettling! Sarah would be an actress if she was a toon, or some other job if human. She would be stuck there for 10 years though, but since Adam was leaving Sarahs behind this might be acceptable since she will certainly be there for AT LEAST that long.

And unlike that moronic Sim choice, she wouldn't be forced to relive entire weeks at a time in a fucking groundhog day scenario. MUCH more acceptable! So that was an easy +200cp.

{A Jumper's lust and a three-year-old's dinky: +100cp} SOUNDED dirty as all hell, but it would apparently just lower her visual sexual appeal level (So flatter chest and bum since she didn't have male equipment?) and she would arbitrarily have issues during 'romantic encounters'.

Sort of sexist honestly. Women don't need huge tits or ass to be attractive as hell, and sex isn't a mandate for satisfing relationships all the time either. Unless this did stuff like get you doused with water when trying or something? Like that guy who was cursed to attract water and stuff?

Leave it up to the Jumper, move on.

Oh awesome! {Alcoholic: +100cp} was more free money!

Sarah could drink all damned day, Adam could provide the good stuff, and it would still not get her tipsy. Well, not dangerously tipsy… And the Drawback couldn't realize that Adam was a free supplier, so the habit couldn't bankrupt her either. Nor would Adam let her actions hurt others by driving cars or whatever!

Good, this plus the job was basically a +300cp step upwards!

{No sense of humor: +100cp}, in a toon world, is a powerful no. Not laughing on Earth or laughing at the wrong time was awkward. Here? Potentially offensive or even make you racist or a bigot. None of that.

And the last option on this list basically added some Jojo's Bizarre Adventure flair, but gave no points… No thank you.

So +300cp easily, a tentative +400cp if Sarah wanted a temporary asexual body and to desire relationships but with possible shenanigans during relations. Not great, but maybe there would be some perks that would be worth the low scores?

Sheesh, how was it that (Depending on Sarah's choices) the horrible limitations of The Sims 3 managed to beat out Who Framed Roger Rabbit by +50cp!? That seems messed up.

Adam blinked as Sarah sent him some images of her, Shiva, her, Tifa, Cloud, Aerith, and Yuffie all racing massive dragon goddesses. And some video files.

Huh.

Well, as long as they were having fun.

Hey wait! <<SHIVA! Get back to studying!>>

=Shiva: Aw man!=
=Sarah: Ha! Busted!=
=Eve: I'm surprised you got away with it this long.=
=Aerith: {Gasp!} Are you skipping your homework!?=

Sigh. Kids.

=Adam: Not like it is a fair race anyway, Eve is literally all of your mounts.=
=Aerith: WHAT!? Sarah are you CHEATING!?=
=Sarah: Uh… No?=
=Eve: Ha!=
=Sarah: Ride like the wind, goddess of the sea!=
=Shiva: THAT is why this Sarah is constantly getting in my way!? You jerk!=
=Aerith: But… But that is cheating! That is bad! Stop it!=
=Gaia: It's alright my dear. Sarah is currently two people… Even if she comes in first that is only half of a victory.=
=Sarah: Wait, what!?=
=Shiva: Hell yes! It's mine to win now, chumps!=

Ah well… He could let them have their fun first.

Maybe he could find a way to hijack some of these stupid Drawback limitations while waiting… That stupid The Sims 3 'Only Pick Two Drawbacks' bullshit was beyond moronic!
 
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Sims 3 with all expansion packs installed allow some really strange stuff.Like a witch Rockstar that has a vendetta against the organized crime on the other side of the street for stealing her toilet and turns squirrels into gold to make money
 
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Sims 3 with all expansion packs installed allow some really strange stuff.Like a witch Rockstar that has a vendetta against the organized crime on the other side of the street for stealing her toilet and turns squirrels into gold to make money
wait what??!! really? i know that in sims 4 you can even in the basegame create some strange stuff but that possible in sims 3 too?
 
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