Brockton's Celestial Forge (Worm/Jumpchain)

What makes you wonder that? Far as I can tell, Tattletale's shard doesn't seem to make any judgements on her intellect.
If anything, Thinkers are really just what happens when you have people given varying degrees of access to out-of-context information and analysis, with sometimes conflicting or outright censored data just to make things go to hell. Add to the mix traumatized people and a hellhole of a world, and suddenly Thinkers holding on to their (often) wrong or misleaded conclusions makes a lot of sense.

Honestly at least with Apeiron and March, they have an excuse. Both of them outright mess with Thinkers so it makes sense that they keep making mistakes.
 
Special Delivery (maxwell-lt)
I've been trying to guess why the Teeth are showing up at Somer's Rock, and I think I've figured it out. It's the only thing that makes sense!

Omake: Special Delivery

Through the Dragon's Pulse, I watched as the Teeth approached the door. Several of them were walking oddly, like they were working together to carry something heavy.

The doors flew open, and the Teeth walked in. The Butcher was at the front, a tall woman with samurai-style armor, and holding a clipboard. Behind her was Vex, Hemorrhagia, Animos, and Spree, trudging in with a large tub of some kind of fluid.

Kaiser stood, anger visible even without my enhanced senses. "Ah, the Teeth. Have you returned such that I may extract revenge for the death of my first wife? I see no other reason that you would dare to stand before me."

Ignoring Kaiser's challenge, Quarrel peered down at her clipboard. "I've got a delivery for," she moved her finger down through a list, "Ah, Proto Aima. Can someone sign for this?"

Tetra signaled me with excitement, 'My special delivery is here! I asked Survey to get me something better to drink! Can you sign for that?'

With that, I finally understood what was going on here. 'Survey, it's generally considered rude to order delivery when you are already at a restaurant,' I transmitted. 'Tetra told me that if I didn't submit the order, it would be proof of the inferiority of Cybertonium based processors', Survey responded. 'You know what, we'll talk about this later', I said, after a brief pause. I didn't realize Tetra was this devious already, and was equally disappointed in Survey for falling for it.

"What kind of joke is this?" Kaiser asked, stepping towards the Teeth. I stood and walked past him. "I can sign for that," I said. Quarrel handed over the clipboard and a pen. On the clipboard was a standard invoice from "The Butcher's Bar", listing 20 gallons of "Mixed Parahuman Blood". I really didn't want to know how that was collected. Signing on the line, I handed the clipboard back to The Butcher. Pointing towards Tetra, I indicated where the delivery should be placed.

"Get your ass back to the table, you metal maggot," Skidmark yelled. "Can't you see it's just a fucking take-out order?"

"Sorry about that, everyone," I said, walking back to my place at the table. Kaiser remained standing, staring at The Teeth in confusion as they walked out of Somer's Rock. "My teammate found her beverage lacking. I assure you all that my team will be reviewing proper bar etiquette later," I said, with a glance at Survey.

Ignoring the wave of flinches as Tetra removed the lid of the tub and jumped into the dark red liquid, I tried to get the meeting back on track. "Now that that interruption is out of the way, where were we?"

In an office in Boston, the phone rang.
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"You claim to have his signature? Please send a picture as proof."
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"I just received your sample image. I am convinced of its provenance, and am interested in purchasing the original."
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"Yes, that price is acceptable. I will pay three million more if it arrives safely before midnight tonight. I hope that I do not need to explain the consequences if the item is damaged in transit."
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"Pleasure doing business with you, as well."
click

"Citrine, please retrieve a standard archival-rated letter-sized frame, in style H24. I will have another artifact for display shortly," he told his trusted Ambassador. She walked off towards the storage room, careful not to show any reaction to her boss's continued obsession. Even with her training and experience, this took effort. After all, it was only fifteen minutes ago that Accord had made a bid for a drink order.
 
Or maybe "pomeranian barking at a mastiff"
No, this particular bit isn't "why are you doing this, host?" kinda thing for Shards.

It's "why aren't you doing this more?"

Shards care about unique uses for powers. Most shards have the kinda energy reserves and information for their abilities to apply in certain ways if the way they were limited didn't differ based on the level access each individual shard was granted. Some probably being more reliable for turning out good information when given more leeway, and some too new (relative to the entities lifespan) to have it.

But all of them want their host to pick a fight with a metaphorical switchblade against another host armed with a proverbial bazooka. That's how they eventually get less restrictions.
 
Next thing you know, there's rumors one of Apeiron's crew enjoys bathing in parahuman blood.

Well, next time she drinks some Joe Juice (or JJ) she will technically be bathing in it :V

If anything, Thinkers are really just what happens when you have people given varying degrees of access to out-of-context information and analysis, with sometimes conflicting or outright censored data just to make things go to hell. Add to the mix traumatized people and a hellhole of a world, and suddenly Thinkers holding on to their (often) wrong or misleaded conclusions makes a lot of sense.

Honestly at least with Apeiron and March, they have an excuse. Both of them outright mess with Thinkers so it makes sense that they keep making mistakes.

I feel like in any other series they would be an allegory about the people who don't check their sources and just believe everything the news/internet says.....

No, this particular bit isn't "why are you doing this, host?" kinda thing for Shards.

It's "why aren't you doing this more?"

Shards care about unique uses for powers. Most shards have the kinda energy reserves and information for their abilities to apply in certain ways if the way they were limited didn't differ based on the level access each individual shard was granted. Some probably being more reliable for turning out good information when given more leeway, and some too new (relative to the entities lifespan) to have it.

But all of them want their host to pick a fight with a metaphorical switchblade against another host armed with a proverbial bazooka. That's how they eventually get less restrictions.

Well, yeah, that's why TT picked a fight with Jack while being disarmed or picked a fight with Alexandria while fighting an S-class Threat, or decided that it was a good idea to make fun of a grenade launcher wielding maniac, or psychologically fuck with a girl that can give you super cancer with a touch while having her...... I will just call Taylor her teammate at that point in time, teammate as hostage.

Huh, maybe that's why I don't like her much, she seemingly always make stuff worse in the long run everytime she opens her mouth, even if it's mostly unnintentionaly.
 
The Fandom loves to hate on Lisa enough that it might as well be love. Those who let it bleed over enough to actually dampen the enjoyment of a story, that they would prefer she just not appear on screen, sort of miss the point of Worm, and indeed, Worm fanfiction.

Watching the consequences of Lisa deciding against not opening her mouth is at least a major story beat in nearly every single one for a reason.
 
Well, we're over a million words into a worm story and we havent even gotten to the first endbringer fight. Plus to me personally it feels like we just finished the first arc of the story...
I read a meta fic recently that pointed out that most wormfics burn out right near the Leviathan arc and thought to myself "Oh good, so we'll probably get like 2-5 million more words of BCF."
 
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Behemoth: Hero-killer

Leviathan: Story-ender

I do half expect Joe's Passenger to freak the hell out about Leviathan, but for entirely different reasons than Joe. To the point where the only thing he can read off its sheer panic is its ongoing existential crisis at the imminent dissolution of reality.
 
Behemoth: Hero-killer

Leviathan: Story-ender

I do half expect Joe's Passenger to freak the hell out about Leviathan, but for entirely different reasons than Joe. To the point where the only thing he can read off its sheer panic is its ongoing existential crisis at the imminent dissolution of reality.

I mean, it IS supposed to be a 'fanon' perspective, right?
 
Why so Bothered? (AmberSlime)
I do half expect Joe's Passenger to freak the hell out about Leviathan, but for entirely different reasons than Joe. To the point where the only thing he can read off its sheer panic is its ongoing existential crisis at the imminent dissolution of reality.

Why so Bothered?

Joe, or, at the moment, Apeiron, found himself confused and concerned.

Now, of course, the latter was an expected feeling to feel when preparing for the appearance of Leviathan, the City-Killer. People could perish, plans could fail, an entire city could be lost.

But why was Apeiron feeling confused, you might be asking? Because his passenger was very, very concerned right now, and he felt as though its concern was only tangentially related to the incoming Endbringer. It was some sort of existential dread or despair, almost as if his passenger believed Leviathan could somehow annihilate reality.

Apeiron knew for a fact that Leviathan was a macrohydrokinetic, and he had coated Brockton Bay in numerous anti-hydrokinesis items, all crafted to the best of his abilities. Hell, he'd even gone so far as to seed Brockton Bay with anti-dynakinesis items and precog-blocking radios, just in case. If there was a location safer from the Endbringers, Apeiron would be surprised. This would be the first deathless Endbringer battle in history, Apeiron made sure of that. Why was his passenger so frightened?

That night, those brave souls gathered on Brockton Bay's shores were treated to the sight of the leader of the Celestial Forge looking distracted and pensive as he drove a spear directly into one of Leviathan's eyes. The Endbringer looked almost bewildered as it realized that it could no longer exercise its dominion over the sea. It could not flee, however, as the other members of the Celestial Forge were currently using it as a volleyball.

By the time the supermassive robot, which had placed Leaviathan into a Full Nelson, launched itself and its scaley payload into outer space on a direct collision course with the black hole in the center of the milky way, Apeiron had just sort of... stopped fighting. He stood there, looking confounded, staring off into nothingness as though he was wondering whether or not he had turned off his oven.

Even as cheers erupted following Legend's pronouncement of the world's least deadly battle against the Endbringers, everyone felt unnerved. What could trouble the Enigmatic Artificer so?

"Wait, is the fight over?" He asked.
 
To this day, fans debate if the final line of the above chapter was a sort of meta-commentary of the nature of Worm fanfiction, or if the previous 2.1 million words of text was merely the beginning of a pattern of elaborate trolling disguised as writing exercises.
 
I personally am uncomfortable with Lisa because she reminds me a bit too much of myself as a teenager. Except she doesn't get hit quite as frequently as I did, which is fortunate as some of the people who want to hit Lisa could do a fair bit more damage....
 
Joe would never do that! The Duplicates on the other hand...
Better idea, a Power Foci like Aisha got, but the only thing it does is inform her when her power's conclusions are definitively wrong and / or degree misapprehension involved, but not with useful metrics like percentages.

Instead it just beams a caricature of herself with a dunce cap into her head, which gets taller the more damaging opening her mouth would be.
 
Better idea, a Power Foci like Aisha got, but the only thing it does is inform her when her power's conclusions are definitively wrong and / or degree misapprehension involved, but not with useful metrics like percentages.

Instead it just beams a caricature of herself with a dunce cap into her head, which gets taller the more damaging opening her mouth would be.
I wonder, would something similar work for Taylor? Something that beams the phrase "OH GOD WHY NO STOP CEASE ABORT" or perhaps "Under no circumstances is that the intended use, young lady" into her mind whenever she's about to Escalation?
 
I wonder, would something similar work for Taylor? Something that beams the phrase "OH GOD WHY NO STOP CEASE ABORT" or perhaps "Under no circumstances is that the intended use, young lady" into her mind whenever she's about to Escalation?
Nah, just predict the logical outcome based on Interpersonal relationships, power dynamics and algorithms, explicitly remind her that there are other choices that can be made and just because the consequences have to be lived with doesn't mean she's justified after the fact, and then to pour salt in the wound says "I told you so" whenever it plays out as predicted or somewhat similar to predictions.

Being wrong the first few times after not trusting the voice of reason motivates teens to stop and think after being allowed to make mistakes better than being forbidden from independent action.
 
Nah, just predict the logical outcome based on Interpersonal relationships, power dynamics and algorithms, explicitly remind her that there are other choices that can be made and just because the consequences have to be lived with doesn't mean she's justified after the fact, and then to pour salt in the wound says "I told you so" whenever it plays out as predicted or somewhat similar to predictions.

Being wrong the first few times after not trusting the voice of reason motivates teens to stop and think after being allowed to make mistakes better than being forbidden from independent action.

So what you're saying is you want to make Taylor put up with a fork of Survey :V
 
I wonder, would something similar work for Taylor? Something that beams the phrase "OH GOD WHY NO STOP CEASE ABORT" or perhaps "Under no circumstances is that the intended use, young lady" into her mind whenever she's about to Escalation?

That just sounds like metaphorical training weights for Escalation. You're basically having her train herself to ignore her sense of caution.
 
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