Brockton's Celestial Forge (Worm/Jumpchain)

Survey was going to pick the worlds that were least familiar. I imagine perhaps Samurai Jack, Secrets of Evermore, Babilon 5, Mad Max and what not.
Even more important however is the list of choices to begin with. It should give some general idea of the worlds and their regions, polities and organizations.

using earth history that would backfire, Skyrim has both potatoes and wheat they will think it's a globalized civilization with complex trade, but it's actually a medieval world and the devs didn't care for historical accuracy

but then again, the Elder Scrolls has flying ships and the empire trading company, so it's actually accurate?

It's a difficult balance to strike, a lot of earth food culture can actually backfire in the analysis

for instance a lot of stuff from mad max will be spoiled, and if there really was a nuclear war then they can detect isotopes

in fact, they can conclusively detect what each and every world that had nuclear testing due to Cesium-137 testing

carbon dating would only tell you how old something is in relation to the sun, so you can get wildly different results, like how remnants may be Precambrian by carbon-14 dating because of how young it is

Skyrim is some 10,000 years old in total, so also very weird on testing, or it may not even be possible

it will also give weird results in other planets, as each planet has a star of different age, and isotopes of different age, so the ages on carbon 13 wont match

so with a single sample of food they can determine if that world has nuclear weapons and the age of the planet/sun, and if the civilization exists across multiple stars

and then there is all the genetic testing included on the environment

heck, if it is a different version of earth, and you get bones you can identify exactly what region of the planet it came from


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv0myuOFIeY

he will know exactly where on earth he was in Assassin's Creed, will know that babylon 5 is set in space, will understand that Mad Max had a nuclear war

dune water's of life gives you ALL your ancestors' memories?
Even the godly ones that got jammed into his lineage?

not really, it gave Paul, Alia and Leto the memories of all their ancestor, but Paul is a massive exception and both his children were dosed in-utero so not exactly a good control model

to most regular people, it only gives them the memories of the maternal descendants, which I'm willing to bet also works for Tybalt

besides Ares may not have DNA period, and Percy Jackson gods are mostly immune to scrying, so It's probably not readable either way, since ancestral memories are from psychometry onto one's self more than actually reading the genes, like prescient sight in reverse

Just remember that what's available is based on what you can buy with a set amount of money or its local equivalent, so anything priceless can't be acquired.

Juvenile sand worm is a delicacy in arakkis, it's enjoyed by children for its sweet taste, so whilst probably expensive it isn't out of the question, even if only for the richest of freemen

besides, it's one of the few things they know they can have since they have the book information on it completely unchanged as it's pre-scion

I'm not counting peaches of immortality or golden apples tho
 
dune water's of life gives you ALL your ancestors' memories?
even the godly ones that got jammed into his lineage?
That's a good question. What other random stuff would Joe get? He would theoretically get stuff for anything that contributed to his genetics. With how he gets the base of any world he gets a perk from he would theoretically get a bunch of stuff from say Star Wars or Fate.
not really, it gave Paul, Alia and Leto the memories of all their ancestor, but Paul is a massive exception and both his children were dosed in-utero so not exactly a good control model
Remember though, this wouldn't be normal waters of life. It would be super divine grade beyond perfection infinity plus one waters of life.
besides Ares may not have DNA period, and Percy Jackson gods are mostly immune to scrying, so It's probably not readable either way, since ancestral memories are from psychometry onto one's self more than actually reading the genes, like prescient sight in reverse
Hephaestus definitely gave Joe DNA. Joe checked, he has 50 more than he did before.
 
using earth history that would backfire, Skyrim has both potatoes and wheat they will think it's a globalized civilization with complex trade, but it's actually a medieval world and the devs didn't care for historical accuracy
It's a medieval-styled world. It's not medieval Earth. It doesn't share the same history. South America has its own varieties of seeded grass-like crops, and the Middle-East has starchy tubers — there's nothing magically intrinsic to potatoes or wheat that would have prevented them from developing on the same continent. "Historical Accuracy" is, in this instance, just a form of Special Pleading: saying that just because it happened one way in current Earth history, it must happen that way in all alternate variations or life-bearing alien planets.

(And then, consider yams, which are native to Africa, Asia, and the Americas…)

I think Survey is smart enough to avoid falling into that particular set of mistakes.
 
Really, I could only imagine how she'd react if she ran into Bonesaw.

Boy Howdy, do I hope that is a hint of things to shortly come. Sadly, poor Bonesaw is likely to perish before she reaps any amount of Karma....

On more cheeful subjects:

besides, it's one of the few things they know they can have since they have the book information on it completely unchanged as it's pre-scion

Well, that would be true if they knew the perk they obtained was from Dune, but to be fair it is an extremely general perk, while I don't remember in specific I would be very surprised if they had identified it:

Decadence (100pts): You have the skills to sacrifice neither form nor function when you design, create, or arrange things, which is especially important in a society whose upper crust values opulence the way this society does -- after all, the Emperor's throne is carved out of a single massive gemstone. Whether it's interior decorating, crafting a knife or sword, building furniture or a vehicle... you can make it appeal perfectly to the most crass or the upper crust. You can also figure out the optimal decor for any purpose or environment, which includes the best places to hide discreet surveillance devices.

And since they don't understand the importance attached to that, it may be awhile before they get the Food Delivery from that setting. Then, it will become another example of those unplanned synergies between perks from different settings. Who could imagine that a cheap perk that is about hiding surveillance with overdone opulence would combine with a nutrition perk to give various forms of mental abilities condensed into a blue liquid?
 
It's a medieval-styled world. It's not medieval Earth. It doesn't share the same history. South America has its own varieties of seeded grass-like crops, and the Middle-East has starchy tubers — there's nothing magically intrinsic to potatoes or wheat that would have prevented them from developing on the same continent. "Historical Accuracy" is, in this instance, just a form of Special Pleading: saying that just because it happened one way in current Earth history, it must happen that way in all alternate variations or life-bearing alien planets.

(And then, consider yams, which are native to Africa, Asia, and the Americas…)

I think Survey is smart enough to avoid falling into that particular set of mistakes.

THERE ARE CONTROVERSIES! Yams/sweet potatoes are most likely from South America through contact with Polynesia


View: https://youtu.be/763nHegPMg4?si=RSh9BhisuxI0bVpc&t=1723

Besides this my point stands, if you can't use the current earth disposition of crops you have very little way of judging/analyzing other worlds, if you do, you will commit mistakes

Skyrim in particularly would be incredibly weird, well selected crops whilst being less than 20k years older than the sun

Actually Skyrim would have a very low radiation and very high magika signature, since their sun doesn't exude radiation, so Skyrim might not have radioactive materials period, which shows up in testing, so the carbon 14 testing results in it being at the end of time

Remember though, this wouldn't be normal waters of life. It would be super divine grade beyond perfection infinity plus one waters of life.

good point, it would also affect the rest of the biologicals in the forge, since the nanites, or even the trek medical expertise alone can probably prevent it from being lethal

keep in mind that people in dune survive this without any medical assistance, Jessica was in the middle of a cave, only using their body control techniques, nanites can at least do a similar job

Could he get Ambrosia and Nectar from the PJ Greek Gods?

from the wiki:
The pavilion's goblets are enchanted, and, on voice command, will be filled with whatever drink you desire (non-alcoholic, even Mr. D is forced to drink Diet Coke). Another quality of the goblets is that they never empty. The type of food in the Pavilion include BBQ, grapes, apples, strawberries, cheese, and fresh bread, that the dryads serve. As stated in The Lightning Thief when they go to Aunty Em's, the food at Camp Half-Blood is healthy.

I don't think anyone but the gods themselves partake in these kinds of foods, so it isn't really a cultural thing, it would, however, contain atlantian food if Joe was from atlantis

So, we got the food perk. There is one thing I've been wondering ever since I first saw it in the Forge list, and that is: Will the food obtained from Skyrim (Nirn? Wastelands is hardly the planet name, so it's likely called Skyrim in the menu..) have the small but measurable effects that it has in game? LordR also hasn't mentioned any plants from Skyrim that might have Alchemical effects from earlier workshop perks obtained... I still have hopes for the Mall though, since it will (eventually) include a general purpose store from there, which is bound to have a few low level spells and a couple simple Alchemy recipes, along with ingredients...

most foods don't have measurable effects to the NPCs, it is a common story device, like how a long rest to restore HP isn't actually a real thing in faerun

Skyrims food would noticeably be full of magic since the sun is a giant magical portal instead of a ball of fusion, and alchemical ingredients are famously horrible food, as evidenced by that one guy in Markarth

the ingredients that are food get delivered but the ones that arent arent, thats the most simple way to deal with it

Nemesis programming gets inserted after the mind wipe or how would it even work? If Joe spots the effective Mastering and investigates, he'll find clues that should eventually link C53s and Cauldron.

that being their undoing is really funny, their most cotonishly evil act leading to them back is very ironic

I got to say now that they have their own food they can get from any time or what if earths this means they have solved world hunger they literally have solved it because you can get any food you want even those that exist in different earths you can also use this to bring back exctint animals back to the world

one of the worlds was chrono trigger, and whilst those would be some funky looking toryama dinosaurs, but still dinasours, time travel messes with a lot of stuff without involving the Celestial Forge in it

Silly Flechette, you missed that Uppercrust also "gets her" and is possibly the only individual there to escape Garment's presence without a new accessory.

Anyway, was that a notice diversion charm (muggle repelling) from HP that Joe was using there? I wonder how that affects their patrol coordinator/radio contact, assuming they have one.

As for the food, order a week's supply of the diet of a tyrannosaur, see what shows up. The lab needs some cloned megafauna IMHO. I'm sure the Matrix would love to look after a herd of triceratops…

On the Ragamuffin point; it sounds like he's part of the Nemesis programme which means fixing him leads to Cauldron. An interesting coincidence, no?

oh god all the possible mounts will be all in Fleets alley, he definitely seems like he would have horses if possible

Only eight? That doesn't seem right. Is it a selection issue? Can they not stretch the variety to the breaking point, to the point of getting the smallest purchasable quantity of as many things as possible, by just brute-forcing the Brand selection? Joe should be able to flash-cultivate any that he has a single sample of.

Actually you know what? He could probably use those reconstruction nanomachines to reconstruct whatever plant they were harvested from. Could probably do the same with Tybalt's monster-stakes as well.

yeah, getting DNA from cooked food is still difficult, the DNA gets destroyed by heat, so probably not much, they could replicate the substances far easier

live animals are also possible, those were commonly taken on military campaign and buying a live animal to eat it has been a common practice throughout all of history, and even more with plants that are still alive until cooked

So, in chapter 96 Breakthrough, Joe got the Basic Accommodations perk, and in this one he got Basic Nutrition (and its upgrades). Combined, he can now house, water and feed 1 person for every 4 cubic meters of his warehouse, which is the size of a continent now, I think? Regardless, even if he and the rest of the crew did nothing to make that better, the Celestial Forge could likely house, feed and water everyone in the city.

I imagine that between Joe's various production perks and things like Star Trek replicators, let alone having the Matrix handle it, he could have done so anyway, yet I am still kinda surprised that Joe didn't mention that perk combo. For completeness' sake, if nothing else. There may be some way to take advantage of that, after all.

he already could do that, mostly, it was simply not something that he would have bothered with, in all honesty I'm surprised he isn't anonymously donating food to African children already, it's not like the PRT could even connect that to him

he is like every American comics the mistake of thinking the United States is the center of the world, not there are places where he could help discreetly that absolutely no one could connect, especially since no cape acts on a global scale, people just won't associate actions in Africa to an American cape

or he could just make new identities for that specific purpose
 
Probably because Joe doesn't pay attention to pho and has an autoresponder answer with a ton of legalese pretty much saying as much and the other forge members have been directed to not do business through it either.
His PHO was spammed so it's set to an auto-reply legal statement Survey set up.
Really? *facepalm*
That's an insanely forced plot point coming from the people that compile and disseminate encyclopedic knowledge of powers in about one second.
 
Boy, I just thought of a real funny scenario

Omake: If Dr Campbell had more experience in this exact issue

"Don't be so dramatic." She scoffed. "Jozef, you should really consider that offer."

"From the Elite?" I asked. Seriously, in what world would that kind of association reduce the amount of concern my family had for my situation.

"Uppercrust isn't like any of the California branches that get coverage from fights with the Protectorate. Most of the offices on this side of the country aren't really bad. Even my company has contracts with some of them."

"Let me stop you right there, Dr Campbell, literally told me in the first day to not work for a villain, he told me that he gives everyone the same advice on their first visit, he told me verbatim"do not work for a villain, whatever villain they tell you to work for is not the lesser evil, whatever villain they tell you about is not a good employer no matter what the pay would be, whoever gives you the advice to work for a villain should be ignored forever" he said it's the one advice he must give to every client in the bay"

"Ok you're just messing with me" she said, certain I was exaggerating

"Alena no, this was what he told me on day one, that he tells everyone on day one, didn't think it be relatable in the slightest"

"..." she hanged up the phone

I started laughing like I hadn't in years, my face in the carpet and my eyes full of tears
 
I was joking about super scientific solution to make a "hangover cure" that also deals with all negative mental influence as an of course.
The Simurgh alters the brain-chemistry of people in it's range to improve it's ability to trigger behaviors based on memory-association; that's probably close enough to getting drunk for a Simple Scientific hangover cure to do something to it.
I'd agree if this was him stating: "Oh yeah, Worm character X could totally beat up Fictional Character B." That's the same when G. R. R. Martin said Jaime Lannister could beat Aragorn in a sword fight.

But this is a bit more about power interactions. If Wildbow can't be considered an authority on how his own characters' powers work, then no one really can. Okay, sure, Death of the Author is a thing, and Wildbow doesn't have the best reputation with his trollish WoGs, but it's the closest canon answer you'll get on how psionics/telepathy interacts with what Ziz does to people's brains.

Otherwise you might as well as just hand-wave it all until Lord decides how power interactions work with Ziz bombs, which is fine, but kind of cops out any sort of discussion about the topic before it happens.
Word Of God is second-order Canon; it only applies as long as it doesn't contradict first-order Canon; Wildbow can't override Wildbow.
yeah, getting DNA from cooked food is still difficult, the DNA gets destroyed by heat, so probably not much, they could replicate the substances far easier

live animals are also possible, those were commonly taken on military campaign and buying a live animal to eat it has been a common practice throughout all of history, and even more with plants that are still alive until cooked
I bet that Joe, or more likely Survey, could reconstruct DNA from fragments based off of shared segments and the appearance of what they were in.

That said though I wouldn't be too sure that the Elf tea wouldn't be fresh and even if it wasn't I'd still expect Red Faction's Nano Forge to be able to reconstruct it.
 
Word Of God is second-order Canon; it only applies as long as it doesn't contradict first-order Canon; Wildbow can't override Wildbow.

There is no such thing as second-order canon here. Worm has no official canon policy. Wildbow overrides himself all the time given the retcons.

Besides, you're just assuming that telepathy being able to cure Ziz bombs is an apparent contradiction. It is entirely possible that telepathy, which doesn't exist in Worm in terms of its common depiction, can have a physical effect on a person's brain and memories to the point it can defuse a future bomb, especially a telepath who has psychometry and can feel out exactly what Ziz did.
 
Boy Howdy, do I hope that is a hint of things to shortly come. Sadly, poor Bonesaw is likely to perish before she reaps any amount of Karma....

On more cheeful subjects:



Well, that would be true if they knew the perk they obtained was from Dune, but to be fair it is an extremely general perk, while I don't remember in specific I would be very surprised if they had identified it:

Decadence (100pts): You have the skills to sacrifice neither form nor function when you design, create, or arrange things, which is especially important in a society whose upper crust values opulence the way this society does -- after all, the Emperor's throne is carved out of a single massive gemstone. Whether it's interior decorating, crafting a knife or sword, building furniture or a vehicle... you can make it appeal perfectly to the most crass or the upper crust. You can also figure out the optimal decor for any purpose or environment, which includes the best places to hide discreet surveillance devices.

And since they don't understand the importance attached to that, it may be awhile before they get the Food Delivery from that setting. Then, it will become another example of those unplanned synergies between perks from different settings. Who could imagine that a cheap perk that is about hiding surveillance with overdone opulence would combine with a nutrition perk to give various forms of mental abilities condensed into a blue liquid?

I'm sure they will be testing or scanning foods, so the trace amount of Spice that there will be in it

or aisha eats it and its suddenly like this


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNQhTbGurSo
 
I mean, if you want to get really out there, Skyrim was created by the combined dream of a lot of chaos entities that mortals eventually called gods, made from Lorkhan's flesh, which again, was a non physical entity before the rest of the gods decided to punish him and make him physical. Physics in that world only exist in so much as all the gods agreed that it sounded like a good idea. TIME in that world only exists because Akatosh says time exists, and if he dies or is tied up via rituals, a dragon break happens where time doesn't time properly anymore and hundreds of things can/can not/have not/have happened all of the time until it's fixed. The light from the sun isn't even light, it's just Magicka from where Magnus fled the world and punched a hole through Oblivion. Forget radiation, it's completely possible atoms don't even exist in that world. It wasn't built from space dust from two sucessive supernovas, but literally from the dreams of elder gods. That world literally runs on naravitium.
"It just works." -Todd Howard

That being said. I want Apeiron to buy some Skyrim food and try to set it down on a table. I want to see it flip around madly in the air for a few seconds before either launching itself into the distance, falling through the table after a few second of being placed, launching the plate that was under it into the stratosphere, or vibing in the wall with the ever present sound of crashing. A full grocery bag of Bethesda physics sounds like a unique bomb waiting to happen to someone.
 
So potential cool foods to get :
(Dune) Some home cooked Arakis cuisine for some spice because Joe probably can go full Kwisatz Haderach no problem (which might be weird because he is a demigod… would he have some memories from his divine side of the family?)
(40k) some fine eldari foodstuff, Amasac, Mjørd from the wolves
(Bloodborn) there's probably some stuff with Blood in them … if you are willing to spend some cash then a old blood pie or whatever
(Lotr) elven food and dwarven ale
(Adventure time) candy seeds, prismo pickles
(Star Trek) a lot of stuff

Probably a lot of other things
 
There is no such thing as second-order canon here. Worm has no official canon policy. Wildbow overrides himself all the time given the retcons.

Besides, you're just assuming that telepathy being able to cure Ziz bombs is an apparent contradiction. It is entirely possible that telepathy, which doesn't exist in Worm in terms of its common depiction, can have a physical effect on a person's brain and memories to the point it can defuse a future bomb, especially a telepath who has psychometry and can feel out exactly what Ziz did.
Canonicity isn't asking for permission here; it goes original work, word of god, official derivative work, and then other shit. Wildbow's words of god might be canon to Wildbow but they aren't canon to Worm.
 
I find it strange that the MC hasn't bumped into a realization about Cauldron with this. That really ought to have happened already
Cauldron is drastically overhyped as a secret conspiracy. There's like 6 members most of which never leave their secret base, and only one member is active as an actual societal manipulator and she's active not just globally but she's also active on other Earths.
Wildbow talks a lot of shit about how Bet would be worse without Cauldron, but in his own What If Eden has to go around mastering parahumans to sow dissent and break up large groups the exact things he attributes to Cauldron are things Eden has to prevent in a Cauldron-less world.

It's almost like Cauldron isn't actually accomplishing anything with their numerous atrocities
 
I think the Forge will find out about Cauldron when Survey scans Manton's memories. He was very closely tied to the organisation and I can't see a scenario where his memories aren't carefully examined before and/or after his death.
 
I mean, if you want to get really out there, Skyrim was created by the combined dream of a lot of chaos entities that mortals eventually called gods, made from Lorkhan's flesh, which again, was a non physical entity before the rest of the gods decided to punish him and make him physical. Physics in that world only exist in so much as all the gods agreed that it sounded like a good idea. TIME in that world only exists because Akatosh says time exists, and if he dies or is tied up via rituals, a dragon break happens where time doesn't time properly anymore and hundreds of things can/can not/have not/have happened all of the time until it's fixed. The light from the sun isn't even light, it's just Magicka from where Magnus fled the world and punched a hole through Oblivion. Forget radiation, it's completely possible atoms don't even exist in that world. It wasn't built from space dust from two sucessive supernovas, but literally from the dreams of elder gods. That world literally runs on naravitium.
"It just works." -Todd Howard

That being said. I want Apeiron to buy some Skyrim food and try to set it down on a table. I want to see it flip around madly in the air for a few seconds before either launching itself into the distance, falling through the table after a few second of being placed, launching the plate that was under it into the stratosphere, or vibing in the wall with the ever present sound of crashing. A full grocery bag of Bethesda physics sounds like a unique bomb waiting to happen to someone.

the sad part is that might actually happened given how screw up physics are

make it a single cheese wheel with all these screwed up physics and have some distant echoing laughter in the distance whenever your put your ear next to it

So potential cool foods to get :
(Dune) Some home cooked Arakis cuisine for some spice because Joe probably can go full Kwisatz Haderach no problem (which might be weird because he is a demigod… would he have some memories from his divine side of the family?)
(40k) some fine eldari foodstuff, Amasac, Mjørd from the wolves
(Bloodborn) there's probably some stuff with Blood in them … if you are willing to spend some cash then a old blood pie or whatever
(Lotr) elven food and dwarven ale
(Adventure time) candy seeds, prismo pickles
(Star Trek) a lot of stuff

Probably a lot of other things

there won't be food from blood-borne because there is quite literally not a single food item in the entire game (plus he already received blood vials, so mostly redundant)

there is also numenoran cuisine, human food that may have magic in it, and to the height of what humans could produce, really depends on when and where joe was

I can see food from trek being just replicator stuff and it being off because of it

the replicator cant make living tissue, so fruits and raw ingredients would be the worst, whilst breads and crackers would be indistinguishable
 
...
Futurama
bacon flavor bubblegum
Slurm
Popplers (which Joe wouldn't eat)
spice wasels
LöBrau a beer that lasted 1000 years in production
Space honey (a very potent muscle relaxant/sleeping aid)
extract of taste (LSD)
...

Good work on collecting all this cuisine information, the Futurama Perk has not been acquired yet, everything else seems fine.

...

he already could do that, mostly, it was simply not something that he would have bothered with, in all honesty I'm surprised he isn't anonymously donating food to African children already, it's not like the PRT could even connect that to him

he is like every American comics the mistake of thinking the United States is the center of the world, not there are places where he could help discreetly that absolutely no one could connect, especially since no cape acts on a global scale, people just won't associate actions in Africa to an American cape

or he could just make new identities for that specific purpose

It has more to do with the fact that on Earth Bet, Africa has descended into Parahuman Warlordism, with more or less no stable or active governments/NGOs to use as a cover, also he is focusing primarily on the S9 at the moment, and since he links the incompetence of various governmental parahuman groups to Jack after they are defeated, he is going to use it as Carte Blanche to fix most of those problems.

Really? *facepalm*
That's an insanely forced plot point coming from the people that compile and disseminate encyclopedic knowledge of powers in about one second.

I believe the justification was for any immediate danger to be stabilised via Talismans/Drones/Lethe, while Survey runs interference and organises requests. Weld mentioned excessive PRT requests on his end interfering with his ability to PM with Apeiron.

In a more meta-perspective, Lord is trying to consolidate and resolve the existing plotlines first to avoid any escalation, having stated in a past WOG that if everyone realises Apeiron's true power, it would essentially be a second Golden Morning but worse for the attackers.
 
Cauldron is drastically overhyped as a secret conspiracy. There's like 6 members most of which never leave their secret base, and only one member is active as an actual societal manipulator and she's active not just globally but she's also active on other Earths.
Wildbow talks a lot of shit about how Bet would be worse without Cauldron, but in his own What If Eden has to go around mastering parahumans to sow dissent and break up large groups the exact things he attributes to Cauldron are things Eden has to prevent in a Cauldron-less world.

It's almost like Cauldron isn't actually accomplishing anything with their numerous atrocities
Cauldron, the Endbringers, NEPEA-5, Mama Mathers, even the Youth Guard… they all exist because Wildbow's philosophy is rubbish.

He basically thinks that humans are inherently awful, and everything will always get worse. He's not even a nihilist, nor an anarchist. He's a pessimistic apocalyptist.

And, he writes his stories all along that vein, trying to "show" that things his philosophy is right. So, every time the readers/fandom come up with an idea of how to make the world less awful, or how to use powers in a non-destructive/non-conflict-based way, he tacks on another complication to force things to be his way.

Why do villains still exist? "Um… Endbringers!" Why is the Government so useless? "Um… Cauldron!" Why aren't the worst villains just shot in the head? "Um… Contessa!" Why don't people use their powers for 'normal' work? "Um… The materials used will magically vanish after a while!" But, what if they used normal materials, and powers were just for faster/better construction/manufacturing? "Um… NEPEA-5!" Why aren't the Brockton Bay PRT getting more assistance/resources? "Um… Terminus Project!" Why can't thinkers find the Fallen or the Slaughterhouse Nine? "Um… Mama Mathers! And Mary Sue Jack Slash can do sort of the same thing!"

Even the Youth Guard was because he was running a Worm-based Quest, and the players were… working together as a professional and competent team of, if not friends, then at least colleagues. So, a new way to block them from being successful and productive was needed.


You would think that with all of the successive roadblocks he needs to keep adding to try and railroad the narrative, eventually Occam's Razor would suggest that perhaps it's his philosophy that's flawed, not almost every single reader
 
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