So after it was revealed that Alchemy had slipped out of the bag, I got the idea of Cauldron trying to preserve or promote it; after all, Alchemy was a kind of Superpower, and the more people that had Superpowers, the better chance humanity has against Scion. I imagined that Alchemy getting out into the world could be the catalyst to Joe meeting and interacting with Cauldron. This Omake is the result of that train of thought. I hope you enjoy it!
Cauldron Negotiations
Right off the bat, I was already
very uncomfortable. This wasn't because of the reasons you might think. I got the impression my hosts were actively trying to put me in as amenable a mood as possible, and while they were starting
off with the carrot approach, I got the feeling they wouldn't hesitate to swap to the stick if I didn't play ball. That
also wasn't the reason I was uncomfortable. No, my discomfort was because of my passenger.
There were three people in the room right now, a blonde man and two brunettes, all of them dressed in well-made suits. The woman in the fedora was drawing all of my passenger's attention. Anger, fear, irritation, and a small pinch of pity were all wrapped up in the feedback I got from it when I focused on her. I could only assume that this was the "Contessa" I learned about when I got Outside Context Problem. The one who dressed like a doctor provoked scorn and irritation. The sole male... was just kind of there. My passenger barely seemed to care about him.
I had been approached by this group shortly after Garment's charity event back in the Bay. Well... I say "approached," but really they had just opened a portal behind me -while I was in my civilian clothes, mind you- and I didn't notice I had walked through it until they had already closed the way back. Then they revealed that they knew I was Apeiron, and that I was the source behind the Alchemy Outbreak, as the Protectorate and PRT were calling it. Throughout this entire thing, they had been perfectly calm and confident, as if they wholeheartedly believed they could handle me as easily as a baby handled a rattle.
"So what is this about?" I asked, relying on my various appearance-controlling powers to keep my nervousness under wraps.
"Alchemy, of course," said the doctor-dressed woman. She spoke in a detached, distant manner; the kind of way you would speak if you had a severely maldeveloped social life. She said nothing more, and I felt Mental Fortress informing me of every manipulative facet of this scenario - including the fact that they were going to make me ask for more information as a kind of power play. These people were like Tattletale on steroids.
"Elaborate."
"Did you know that Scion is actually an extradimensional entity who will destroy ten-to-the-eightieth Earths across the multiverse within a decade or so?"
Dropping shocking truths suddenly to keep me off-guard and unbalanced. Again, I was reminded of Tattletale. Unfortunately for them, I had both Mental Fortress and my passenger. "I was aware of something heinous surrounding Scion," I replied. The fact that he was specifically included alongside this Contessa woman and the
Simurgh in being blocked by Outside Context Problem had clued me in. "But not the specific details."
The fedora-wearing woman suddenly spoke up, presumably to distract me from the slight widening of the doctor-lady's eyes. "The more parahumans there are, the higher the likelihood of humanity surviving The Enemy's rampage." Mental Fortress
buzzed. This woman was speaking in a way custom-tailored to manipulate me, and I was uncomfortably reminded of my mother. Freaky. "You are directly connected to not one, but
two powers that can be accessed by non-triggered individuals. You will spread these two powers as much as--"
"Abso
lutely not." The entire room seemed to come to a sudden, confounded stop at my interruption. The blonde man raised an eyebrow and looked up at me from the laptop he had been focusing on. The doctor seemed dumbfounded. Through my myriad senses, I could sense Contessa jolt in fear for the slightest moment before it was smoothed over into placid calm.
"Excuse me?" asked Contessa, in a tone that made me want to cringe and shrink, to say that I had misspoken. Again, I was reminded of my mom. I tamped down that urge thoroughly, helped along by the indignation and anger slowly growing in my gut.
"
First of all," I began, rising from my seat and looming at my full height of six-foot-five inches. "Do you think learning to wield Aura and Alchemy is
simple? One requires intense self-reflection, stripping yourself down to the very core of who you are in order to use effectively. The other requires
extreme amounts of material science knowledge, amongst other things." These people already knew more about me, my powers, and my activities than... practically anybody. Not even the Undersiders knew about Aura. There didn't seem to be a point in keeping things under wraps.
"
Second of all," I continued, speaking over Contessa's retort. She belatedly closed her mouth, as though she had expected me to just
let her interrupt her. "I regret to inform you that when it comes to the capabilities of Alchemy, I am very much the exception rather than the rule. Nobody, not even a master Alchemist, would be able to match my capabilities. Even in terms of Aura, I would say that I am very much in the upper echelons. The average Alchemist or Aura-user would be around street-level, and essentially pointless in terms of dealing with an entity on par with Scion." A few occupants seemed unnerved by my use of that term.
"
Third of all, I refuse to hand out the capabilities of Aura and Alchemy willy-nilly
on principle. We are talking about
superpowers here. I am
not going to just grant whoever you put in front of me access to transferable, changing powers!
Especially since you don't seem to care
who has access to these powers, given that Alchemy is currently being studied by a cabal of Thinkers that
I can't find! And while I'm certain you're already aware of this, seeing as how you have an incredibly high-tier Thinker among your ranks, I would like to make clear that one member of this Thinker cabal is
Victor, who is a part of an
actual Neo-Nazi gang!"
My voice was nearly a shout by the time I was finished. Who the hell were these people, thinking they could dictate my actions? How could they be so callous, so uncaring about the consequences of their actions? How could they expect
anybody to just play along, let alone someone of my demonstrated capabilities?
"Ten-to-the-eightieth versions of Earth are at stake," spoke the blonde man for the first time. "Even if only, say, zero-point-zero-zero-one percent of those Earths hold developed life, that is still a number of deaths approximately equalling the number of atoms in the observable universe. Are you truly going to prioritize your convictions and morals over saving that many lives?" The question was not couched in a judgemental tone. In fact, with all of my senses, I could tell that this man was genuinely
curious. I couldn't tell whether I wanted to be disgusted or... something else.
"
Yes."
Contessa spoke up right after I finished, as though she had suddenly found some point of attack. "That is rather selfish of you."
"I really don't care," I snapped. Contessa doing her best impression of my mother was pissing me off. I took a few deep breaths, steadying myself.
"You--" I cut Contessa off with a wave of my hand.
"Actually, I misspoke just then," I declared, deliberately keeping my voice calm. "I
do care about preventing a space alien from annihilating massive amounts of alternate Earths and human life alongside them. I
also care about making sure that the powers I can grant fall into the hands of bad actors as little as possible, and that they are, as a whole, granted to people I can trust to be responsible with superpowers. These desires are not mutually exclusive; I do not
have to throw aside my morals to help save the multiverse, nor do I
want to."
I crossed my arms and glared down at the three people across from me. "So to answer your original 'request?' No. No, I will
not spread Aura and Alchemy to as many people as possible
just to provide a minuscule edge against an alien entity. The potential for chaos and destruction is simply too great for me to accept."
The blonde man frowned but nodded in what I presumed to be acceptance of some variety. The woman dressed as a doctor, however, bristled. I got the briefest inkling of irritation from Contessa before numbness overtook her once again.
"It is no matter," began the fedora-wearing woman, a hint of smug superiority in her tone. "We can simply acquire access to Aura through Chen and spread it our--" This time, Contessa was interrupted by me shoving Trauma in the crook between her chin and throat. I shifted into my zoanthrope form, growing and bulking up, my armor shifting to accommodate the change. I could now
smell the small drops of blood oozing down from the small cuts under Contessa's chin and into the mess of sharp-edged razors that was my lantern shield. The blonde man inched away slightly while the doctor reeled backward. I grinned humorlessly. These people weren't the only ones who could take control of a conversation, and I wasn't feeling especially charitable towards them.
"If you so much as step foot anywhere
near Chen's neighborhood, I will bring my full arsenal down upon you," I growled lowly. I pushed Trauma the slightest bit forwards, right up against Contessa's skin. "
Understand?"
The only sounds in the room were Contessa's confused, frightened spluttering. Nobody dared to move.
"You are interfering with my power," Contessa accused, the blonde man and the other woman flinching at her words and staring at me in shock. Contessa must have been trying to use her power to cow me, I realized, and ran head-first into my precognition-distorting pocket watch. She had been expecting me to be compliant and non-argumentative. It had taken her this long to break through the cognitive dissonance and realize that she wasn't reading me properly.
"Indeed I am," I snarled. No need to keep that hidden, it was plain enough to see. "And even if you managed to see past my interference, you
still wouldn't be able to predict me." I pulled my shield back, stood to my full height, and strode over to the nearby door. Pulling out the brass key to my workshop, I jammed it into the lock and opened up my pocket dimension.
"I'll say it again." I did not turn around to face the group behind me. "If you go anywhere near Chen, I'll know. And I'll
come for you." With that, I walked forwards and slammed the door behind me, leaving the group of Illuminati-wannabes behind. Once I was sure they were cut off from me, I smiled grimly. I could even back that threat up, thanks to Key Link. Plus, I had scans of the two Parahumans in the room thanks to my Analysis scanners. That would help with tracking their activities and divining their powersets...
Although, I should
really tell Chen to be on the lookout. Like, right now. I started up the call immediately; those people might decide to just go after him out of spite, after all. Couldn't have that, now could we?
The End