After the great cataclysm brought about by the arrival of Cybertron, looming still over the world like a great decaying metal eye, it was not just society that changed and fell apart. Large swathes of the world were assaulted by great and terrible waves and pulled beneath the ocean. The country that was once known as Denmark was one of many lands that felt this, and it felt it hard; No part of it touched the rest of Europe anymore.
Copenhagen, the capital, was a casualty in this great reckoning. Many of the country's leaders were lost, and with the rest of the world facing similar upheaval, they looked desperately for guidance. That guidance came from a surprising place. When they reviewed the constitution of Denmark, hoping it'd be enough to guide them in those confusing and uncertain times, they saw that there was something new written at the very top of the document, a single instruction:
"Obey The Brain."
Considering the people were mostly leaderless, and they were reading the constitution for guidance anyways, they decided to obey that rule. What did they have to lose, after all? Surely someone named The Brain was smart enough to run things. And so, they obeyed the Brain. That is to say, they obeyed you.
Regardless of the little fact you were actually a genetically enhanced lab mouse with ambitions to rule the world.
Sitting in your new capital, you sat back, enjoying the feeling of a scheme that was finally successful. Next to him, your long time sidekick Pinky tapped his chin thoughtfully. Which was ironic, since thought was a rarity with him.
"Y'know, Brain, it's weird, usually something happens by now that undoes the whole thing. Like, somebody finds the old rules and decides they're better, or someone else was already called The Brain, or-"
Your hand grasped Pinky's mouth and squeezed it shut.
"Don't jinx it, Pinky."
A few years later, Denmark was now Brainmark, and it had rebuilt itself quite nicely. You look out from the window giving a view of Aarhus, his capital city, and see people and cars teeming about. After the coming of Cybertron, many cities and towns were destroyed either by the arrival itself or the chaos that came after. Many parts of the world were unable to recover, but with your genius at the helm, Brainmark was thriving, and Aarhus was only one example.
Of course, you were particularly proud of the city hall, your new residence and seat of power. After Aarhus had been sufficient rebuilt, you:
[ ] Kept exactly the same. It would be a shame to alter such fine Danish architecture!
[ ] Covered the building in banners displaying your visage and highlighting your large, enhanced cranium.
[ ] Put a giant tower of yourself holding the world in your hands at the very top of the building's tower. A reminder of your ultimate goal.
[ ] A complete redesign. The building is now a sleek, advanced citadel, equipped with plenty of gadgets to make your life more convenient.
Yes, Brainmark was looking very, very good. Perhaps it wasn't the most advanced country, or the most powerful. But its current state was only a start, a beginning. A beginning that your genius will build upon, the catalyst from which you will use to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
"And to think this all started with a scheme to disrupt the cheese danish economy." You mused.
"Oh, good thing we didn't, Brain!" Chimed in Pinky. "Can you IMAGINE a world where there aren't any more of these yummy treats? NARF!"
As he spoke, he shoved an entire cheese danish in his mouth. You stared blankly at your fellow mouse.
"If you keep eating them at that rate, Pinky, we'll be living in that world soon."
You turned your back to the window and your attention away from Pinky, instead focusing on the stack of papers in front of you.
"Enough dawdling, I must focus on reviewing these applications."
"Y'know, Brain, I've been thinking-"
"Oh, I highly doubt that."
"Why do we need a chief of the fence anyways? I mean, I haven't seen any fences anywhere near here!"
Of course that's what he'd say. You say and rub your highly evolved temples.
"Chief of defense. Pinky. And it is a very necessary position, considering that we're close to focusing once more on the rest of the outside world. When the covetous eyes of warlords look upon us, we must be ready!"
You paused, and looked at Pinky's blank face then remembered who it was you were talking to and sighed.
"The fence will keep the bad men out, Pinky."
"Ooooh, that makes a LOT more sense! NARF!"
Sighing again, you turned to the applications. After about a half hour, you wished you continued listening to Pinky instead. There were absolutely no qualified applicants! In fact, it seems that opening applications for the job ended up attracting nothing but the exact wrong people.
"…a man with no limbs, a coma patient! And why did ten pacifists apply?!" The papers were flung into the air in your frustration.
"How are we supposed to take over the world, if we can't even find anybody to keep things in order at home?"
"Aw, cheer up Brain!" Said Pinky as he placed a comforting hand on your back. "I'm sure we'll find SOMEBODY to build that fence!"
Before you could fire back with a witty remark, the door to your office creaked open with your secretary poking his head in. "Err, Mr. The Brain? Your motorcycle is here."
"My what?" You raised your eyebrow. "I don't have a motorcycle."
"Well, someone dropped it off, and said you ordered it, so….I'm just the messenger here."
As your secretary ducked out you held a hand to your chin, thinking. "Something feels quite odd about this, Pinky. Odd, and suspicious…come, let us investigate!"
"Oh boy, I love cake!"
"Investigate, Pinky, not invest in cake."
"Aww…"
Already halfway to the door, you turned to Pinky and saw his sad eyes. He really was hard to say no to sometimes.
"…we can get cake afterwards, Pinky."
"YAAY!"
With the assurance of cake Pinky hopped down from the desk and followed after you, to the outside of the building.
"Curiouser and curiouser…"
You circled around the mystery cycle left outside of your seat of power. Pinky followed behind you, though it was more out of mimicry than any sense of investigation on his part. Still, you were used to this.
"Wow, Brain, I've never seen a bicycle like this before. Poit! I mean, where are the pedals?"
"Motorcycle, Pinky." You corrected. "But you actually do have a point, surprising as it is. Quite an odd machine…"
Indeed, it was far more colorful than the ordinary motorcycle, painted in oranges and reds and blues. And the front of it looked almost like a rocket nose. Not to mention the lack of a steering wheel, and the horrendous safety hazard that was the missing side view windows.
"Well, if this is supposed to be a gift of some sort, it's quite a poor one. I can't even drive this with my mechanical suit!"
"Ah, you misunderstand, this cycle is not ridden by you, it grabs you!"
You're not quite sure, but your eyes may have popped out of your head for a minute when you saw what happened next. The motorcycle began to unfold itself, shifting its parts and disconnecting some of them. It changed shape quickly and dramatically, from that of a motorcycle to a tall humanoid robot. When you and Pinky tried to book it, it grabbed you quickly and hoisted you into the sky, leaning in to stare at you as you stood shaken on the palm of its hand.
"…or rather, this Cy-Kill does!"
Cy-Kill. Cy-Kill. You groaned at the name. Pinky was blankly looking forward and evidently trying to puzzle out what he meant.
"So, a Decepticon has infiltrated my nation?"
The robot's face quickly turned to anger, which was not a good sign when you were being held in the literal palm of his hand.
"Do not compare me to those Cybertronian usurpers! Our abilities may be similar, but the Go-Bots are far superior to any Cybertronian! And the Renegades are superior to all Go-Bots!"
A Go-Bot? Intriguing. You've never heard of them before. Seems like it might be something to research later-after you weren't in imminent danger.
You remained calm when you talked, showing fear would be a very poor idea in this circumstance.
"I see, and am I safe in presuming you are one of these…Renegades?"
"I was the LEADER of the Renegades!" Cy-Kill shouted furiously. "This planet was to be ours, a staging ground for the conquest of Go-Botron! Yet when we tried to force away the Decepticon usurpers, they fought back! Scattered us across the world! I have spent far too long seperated from my followers."
His face suddenly changed to a grin and he held you up closer to his face. "Ah, but that brings us to why I am here!"
"That is something I was wondering about, yes." Dryly replies yourself.
"I have heard of this rebuilding nation. One ruled by, of all things, a mouse! Well, I see now that the rumors were true. And since they are…you will surrender this nation to me! Perhaps I will be merciful, and keep you as my pets-you can watch as I turn 'Brainmark' into a powerhouse! From which I will launch my REVENGE against the Decepticons!"
Oh, well this was a sticky situation.
On one hand, you were hardly open to giving up the country you had spent so long repairing and consolidating your power in. Not to mention, it was the first real, permanent success you've ever had in your campaign of global conquest. On the other, to defy such a large, strong, intelligent robot….one who had led a fighting force brave enough to fight the Decepticons-
Ah, it seems you had an idea.
You leaned over to Pinky and whispered to him. "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
"I think so, Brain." He whispered back. "But wouldn't that break the toaster?"
You don't know what you expected.
"Well, Cy-Kill, considering my…circumstance, I can't imagine having any other choice…"
"That would be correct, yes."
"But I would warn you, I can't imagine the people of Brainmark would be very happy to lose their leader, especially after I've done so much to keep this country afloat. And while I'm certain you're quite a strong, powerful Go-Bot, I can't imagine you can survive much sustained grenades and rocket launchers fired at you."
Leaning in closer to you, Cy-Kill squinted. "Is that meant to be a threat?"
You speak plainly with your hands behind your back. "Actually, it's a prediction of what will occur upon usurping control of Brainmark. It would certainly be a shame for your revenge to end so prematurely, especially when there are more...cooperative methods of achieving it."
"Hmm…and what might you have in mind?"
"Well, we have no Chief of Defense, and I have found the current applicants…lacking. If you were to join and serve in such a role, you would be able to improve our army, and push it in the right direction to enact your vengenace upon the Decepticons!"
"AND, we'll let you paint the fence too!" Added Pinky in an attempt to be helpful.
"…ignore him."
Cy-Kill tapped his chin with his free hand, considering.
"You would allow me to pursue my vengeance, to rebuild my Renegade army?" Saud Cy-Kill, incredulously.
"Well, I do intend to conquer the world. I can't imagine that the Decepticons will be very cooperative with regards to such a goal."
Cy-Kill chuckled and tipped his hand over, dropping you and Pinky onto the ground. Again, you're not quite sure, but you THINK you saw stars swirling over your heads before you got back.
"I can admire your ambition, Brain, and you are surprisingly eloquent for a mouse. Very well, I will take your offer, and serve as your Chief of Defense. For now."
That was certainly an ominous "for now", but why look a gift Go-Bot in the mouth.
"Excellent, I knew that you would see reason." You said with a smirk "Now, come, I will brief you on the duties of your new job. And then, we must prepare for tomorrow night!"
"Tomorrow night?" The Go-Bots' face reflected confusion. "What are we doing tomorrow night?"
"The same thing we do every night, Cy-Kill. TRY TO TAKE OVER THE REST OF THE WORLD!"
Pinky started to burst out laughing.
"Ohhh, Cy-Kill I GET IT! NAAARF! HAHAHAHAHAHHA! IT SOUNDS LIKE CYCLE!"
Ah, he finally got it.