[Subterfuge]
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There were many strange occurrences in Gensokyo, and many even stranger beings. There were oni who could break the moon, shrine maidens who could pass between realities, and vampires who could change fate… one of those was likely a lie, but then, what
was fantasy but an ever-growing series of lies until you reach a book deal? Insanity of course, but insanity was nothing but a boon in Gensokyo, after all, when one witnessed the impossible daily, to restrain yourself to what merely made sense was much the same as trying to give a Hakutaku a normal cup size.
It simply just wasn't done of course. But, the author digresses and chooses to instead paint a scene, of a relatively normal day within Gensokyo.
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Our subject for today's tale is one Cirno, an Ice Fairy, an odd moniker to be certain as she was the
only Ice Fairy. Perhaps that was why she was, by definition, the strongest. But at the moment she wasn't using her strength, she was using subtlety, indeed, she was making her way around the back of the newly rebuilt shrine, a pair of leafy twigs held beside her as she crab-walked past Myouren and the class he was teaching. He noticed of course, but there was very little he didn't. The rest of the class failed to see her of course, because ice fairies do not sneak, therefore she couldn't
actually be there to be spotted.
Such was the way of Gensokyo.
She slipped across the grounds, past the sleeping Shou, the sloshed Ichirin, the seeking Nazrin and the sly Mamizou. There, she found her target. A small shed, wooden if the reader must know, with a simple wooden lock made of kappa-forged iron. It was shatter proof, freeze proof, unmeltable, and was laden with charms to be immune to any spell. It was, for all intents and purposes, completely impossible to get past it
without the key. This posed a problem, a conundrum, and the Ice Fairy stared up at it, thinking whatever thoughts her childish mind could summon forth. If only
Dai was here, she briefly thought, she always came up with the best plans. But then she remembered, indeed, one of Myouren's lessons!
And a smile came upon her face, a very smiley smile, as she realized she had indeed been a good student, and recalled one of the lessons he had imparted upon her. "Form is no different from emptiness. Emptiness is no different from form. Form is precisely emptiness, emptiness is precisely form." She didn't know
what that meant, or how it applied in any way to this situation. But she remembered it, so it
must mean it was important.
Nodding to herself, and with a blizzard raging in her heart, she sprung to action.
And if anyone were to be looking at the shed, they would have seen a small ice fairy leap back, let out a battle cry, then charge headfirst through a glass window.
Truly, her wisdom knew no bounds.
And in the shed, she found her prize.
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Myouren looked up from his teachings, "to best teach today's lesson we shall take all one large step back."
At this, he received looks of confusion, as, after all, one was meant to walk
forward on the path, not backward. Had he gone senile in his old age? They didn't know, but they wouldn't dare whisper such things,
Yukari was nervous around this man, and that meant that what didn't make sense to them must make perfect sense to him! So they did indeed do so, all taking long steps back.
Myouren smiled, then picked up a particularly small child and gently placed him back further, then nodded. Then, with a visage of calm acceptance he looked towards the back of the temple, where the simple wooden shed… exploded.
View: https://youtu.be/irEzFWOitHI?t=5
Cirno came screaming, both literally, and figuratively out of the shed, her hands holding onto the throttles of Byakuren's motorcycle for dear life, her feet danging in the air behind her as she went roaring past the past between Myouren and his students. The Bodhisattva watched her go, idly wondering how he was going to punish his sister for this.
Distantly, a dull thud sounded from the direction of the shed.
The kappa-made lock was fine. It would grow legs and spawn an incident later of course.
But that was not a tale for today.
Nor is the tale of how Cirno somehow rode the bike all the way into New Hell and toppled the local government therein.
Study these words, and you shall proceed upon the Eightfold-path.