(This was originally an SI fic but then she grew a personality and I forgot to put SI knowledge in there so yeah. Proofread by the awesome Gorgoneion. Thanks for the help man!)
Chapter One: Problems
I think I was an accident.
My parents never really said so, but I was born during the tail end of my dad's heyday of crime and my mother's burgeoning writing career.
I remember the bright summer day we left our stately house. I had been playing in the acre large backyard with some babysitters.
"Lea! Get the ball Lea!" My 'Uncle' Quickshot, a short dusky skinned young man, called out, making me scowl. I was three, not a dog. I still obliged, tottering towards the ball and grabbing it from the ground. I tottered back towards him where he grabbed the ball out of my hands and threw it again.
I gave him the flattest look possible and fell down onto the ground in protest.
"Hey!" He protested, flailing his arms around.
"Quickshot, you shouldn't just do the same thing over and over again with her. It's quite boring." 'Aunt' Verve drawled slowly, petting her girlfriend's, Nautilus, hair in her lap.
"Blood said I need her to get exercising. What else are you supposed to do with a kid?" He asked, with a sigh.
"Tag, hide and seek … There's a lot of ideas out there if you just use your brain." She said dryly. The ensuing argument was interrupted by my dad bursting into the backyard. He was sweating and breathing heavily
"Guys, get out of here! The police will be here soon." He exclaimed, scooping me up causing me to giggle.
"Wait what? What happened?" Quickshot asked.
"Red Dead got discovered, the police finally tracked us down." He said urgently as my mom came out with three suitcases. He repositioned me in his arms. "Lea honey, we're going on a trip."
I loved trips! "Yay!"
Dad pulled a cabinet open and punched open the bottom to pull out some money that he handed to Quickshot. "Here's some money."
"This is more than I asked for." He protested.
"You'll need it to get out of town, it'll be no place for a pickpocket soon." He said.
"Where are you headed?" Verve asked.
"Japan, where I met Hina." He said, as he walked to our car. Hina was my mom. I waved goodbye to my Aunties, Uncle, and unknowingly, my house as well.
000
The new apartment was small and cramped despite the lack of stuff we had. I hated it.
"Dad I miss our stuff!" I whined.
"I know honey," He said tiredly. Dad was covered in aches and bruises from somewhere he went at night. He tucked me into bed. "But it's time for you to go to bed okay?"
"Okay." I said sullenly.
Later that night, I woke up from a nightmare and carefully clambered out of bed, avoiding the dark shapes and shadows of the night. I walked down the hallway, slowing down as I heard something strange.
Crying.
I crept closer to hear my mom talking through tears.
" … awful, it's awful, why do they call me a whore …"
"I'm sorry honey. I'm sorry." My dad whispered.
I turned around and crawled back into bed.
Life was like that for a few years.
Then my mom's light novels took off, which pleased and disappointed her. My mom's true passion was historical fiction novels, not trashy light novel fiction, but my mom's new editor insisted due to Japan's different marketplace and the lack of interest in history. He also insisted on her using a male pseudonym to up sales, which surprised a lot of fans later on let me tell you.
My room was shared with two other siblings, Ranka and Kazu. Ranka and Kazu had bunk beds while I had a futon on the floor. The walls were of course, covered in All-Might posters and we had two computers for our use. Mornings were always rough for me, as I'd wake up slowly with one eyelid at a time. And more than likely, an elbow drop from one of my more rambunctious siblings.
"Augh!" I coughed, before smacking Kazu with my pillow at mach speed. He squawked as I sat up and continued the assault, but my dad opened the door and caught the pillow with his hand giving me a stern look. Dad was a big guy, about six foot ten inches, with a build like Dwayne Johnson, and dirty blonde hair that was cropped. His face was always cleanly shaven as Dad said Mom didn't like his beard.
"Lea, no killing your brother with a pillow. Kazu, no elbow dropping your sister." Dad chided.
"But it's fuuun." He whined. My dad lightly swatted him on the head. Kazu had black hair, messy like Dad's while Ranka had honey blonde hair like our grandmother. I inherited dad's dirty blond hair though at least it was straight like Mom's hair.
"C'mon, I made breakfast." He said as he looked at us expectantly. I got up quickly as Dad was a great cook. I scooped my bowl of rice and poured out the miso soup. Mom was there, typing at her notebook while sipping her coffee absentmindedly. She had long shining black hair and dark eyes, with inky words swirling around her head. Dad kissed Mom on the forehead while surreptitiously pushing the notebook away and putting her breakfast in front of her. She lightly grumbled in her coffee while picking up her spoon to eat.
"Ah, Leanne." Dad spoke up suddenly, once everyone was situated at the table. I twitched at the full first name. Never a good sign. "I spoke to one of my old friends and they said they could take you in at the end of your school year as an apprenticeship. Do you remember Auntie Nautilus and her wife Verve?"
It was vaguely familiar. They were controversial villains that struck out against companies that polluted the land and water. I remember Verve giving me flowers from her hair.
"Yeah-," I started.
"Aren't they like, eco terrorists?" Ranka said, scrunching up her face.
"Ranka!" Mom scolded, making Ranka shrink back. Dad coughed.
"They prefer vigilante protesters." He said scratching the back of his neck. "Not a term you want to bandy about with them. Anyways, does that sound good?"
Not really. "Yes."
He beamed, making me feel guilty. "Great! I'll ring them up later."
"Remember, there's after school parent teacher meetings today." Mom reminded as she sipped her coffee. He nodded as he started packing lunches for everyone.
000
The parent teacher meetings went well really, except for when they didn't. Dad was puffed up with pride by the glowing report of my teacher and I was fairly pleased with everything up to then.
"Overall, Lea is a bright girl, but there's one thing I don't understand." Mrs. Kishinami said. "Why isn't she applying to any hero academy schools?"
I froze in the middle of mentally patting myself on the back.
"She has the academic scores to easily get into a prestigious school, and with her quirk, why she could even go to U.A.-," My teacher then made the mistake of looking up from her paperwork at my dad's face. She quickly paled at the cold look in my dad's eyes.
"I thank you for your opinion Mrs. Kishinami, but I think you've overstepped your boundaries and that this meeting is over." He said, looking far from the friendly man who had made cookies at every year's bake sale. She stuttered as he stood up and pointedly grabbed my hand as I made an apologetic face and ran to keep up with his quick steps. We walked until we hit the town's park, where Dad finally let go of my hand and sat on a bench, making it creak from his weight. I huffed, feeling irritated and sore on my hand.
"What was that Dad?!" I snapped in English. He sighed as he looked up at the evening sky.
" … I'm sorry." He said, quietly. "You know I want the best for you right, Leanne?"
I frowned. "Yeah Dad, I know."
"I got real mad … no, I wasn't angry." He sat up and rested his elbows on his knees. "I was afraid. You know what they'd do to our family if they found out who we were."
I was happy the fading light hid most of my bitterness. Not who we were Dad. Just you.
"Not to mention, heroes … I want you to understand something Leanne. You know what's the worst thing that can happen to a villain?" He looked at my blank face. "They get arrested. You know what's the worst thing that can happen to a hero?"
He looked shaken up. "They die."
We went home with that quiet solemn statement hanging over us.
000
Kazu and Ranka were only one year apart which meant their friends were all the same so they both had the same sleepovers. I was at home, watching TV with Dad when there was a polite knock at the door. Mom was writing her next garbage fire so Dad got up to get the door while I continued to watch to find out if Saito's dog was really okay in the next episode.
I heard two pairs of feet, making me blink and look over the shoulder of the couch. Dad invited them in? Dad was intensely embarrassed of the house at the best of times, and we didn't even clean up.
My curiosity was even more peaked when I saw the person in question was made out of swirling black mist! What a quirk! I squinted to see if I could see anything substantial inside of him, but the black mist eluded my eyes. He wore a rather nice suit though.
"Lea, could you make some tea for our guest? The good pot, okay?" Dad said, as I headed into the kitchen to make tea. I decided to break out the good tea as well as if this guy was good enough for the good pot, he was good enough for the good tea. I put the tea leaves in the infuser and put it inside the teapot, while waiting for the water to boil.
"So have you heard the news?" Our guest said, somehow nibbling on our honey cookies.
"No?" Dad said, unwrapping his own honey cookie plastic.
"William Marston got out of jail a few days ago on parole for good behavior." I blinked. That was Dad's old gang leader. I remember the faint scent of wood and a hat on my head.
Dad seemed to get choked up. "What! Do you know if he has an address or-,"
The man raised a misty hand to stop him.
"No idea on an address, Mr. Tanaka. He disappeared right afterwards, for revenge I presume." The water finally started boiling and I poured it into the teapot.
"Revenge … I don't understand." I put the teacups on the nice wooden decorative tray with all the peacocks and deer on it and brought it out to them.
"Rumour in the underground was that someone in the gang sold them out." He accepted his poured cup of tea and sipped at it quietly. It had been a cold wet night. I snuck a look at Dad and he looked angry.
"It wasn't me, if that's what you were thinking!" He snarled, his veins fit to bursting. I rubbed his shoulder to remind him to not spurt blood all over our guest. It seemed to remind him I was here and he looked embarrassed.
"Ah this is my daughter Leanne and this is Mr. Kurogiri." He said.
"Ah, pleased to meet you." Mr. Kurogiri said, somehow inclining his head in a nod. "I'm not here to accuse you of anything, Mr. Tanaka. I was just merely informing you, since you seemed to have pulled your head out of the underground completely."
He nodded, his eyes seemingly uneasy. "Yes, I've been taking care of my family for the last twelve years."
"Admirable, but perhaps it's time to come out of retirement." Mr. Kurogiri insinuated.
Dad set his lips in a thin line. "I am very happy-,"
"All for One demands it." Dad jerked back and for the first time, I saw open fear on his face.
"I, I had no idea." Dad stammered out, making me feel ill at ease.
Mr. Kurogiri waved him off. "It's alright. He likes to be discreet nowadays."
"I guess if it's him … I warn you, I'm not at my best." He winced.
"You'll have plenty of time to get back into shape. Our debut mission isn't for a while." Mr. Kurogiri said. "As for your daughter, we'd like her to go to U.A."
"What." He and I said.
"We'd like to be appraised of the going ons and how their lessons are structured." Mr. Kurogiri said.
"I'm interning under Nautilus and Verve." I said quickly. Dad put a warning hand on my shoulder.
"I'm sure they'll understand if you change your mind." He said. "Your scores are so good, how can you not try U.A.?"
How did he know my scores are good? I felt a shiver go down my spine. "There's no guarantee I'll pass."
Mr. Kurogiri shrugged. "Any other hero school you'd get in automatically with your quirk and academics. It'd be … greatly preferable to be U.A. however."
"She'll get in." Dad said suddenly. Mr. Kurogiri smiled with his eyes.
"Excellent. Well I've taken enough of your time. Here's our card." He handed Dad a matte white business card and Dad escorted him to the front where he pulled his coat off the hanger rack. He bid my Dad goodbye and walked off into the rain. My Dad closed the door and sank to his knees, shaking.
"Dad? Oh my god, Dad are you okay?" I said, checking his forehead while feeling foolish.
"I'm, I'm okay Lea." He said, before turning to me and grabbing me by the shoulders. "You have to get into U.A."
"What, why?! Why's what that creep said so important?!" I exclaimed.
"Lea, understand that All for One is the crime boss of all Japan. He was going to be the crime boss of the world if All Might didn't stop him." Dad said. "If he says we jump, we only ask how high once we're already jumping."
"But you said I was going to intern with Nautilus and Verve." I said, confused.
"Lea, the plan has changed."
000
I wished that everyone didn't think I should go do something with my quirk.
I didn't want to be a hero or a villain, truth be told. I was too much of a coward for that. I flinched at bugs, I hated heights, the list goes on and on.
I mean, it was every kid's dream to go to U.A., but I tempered that dream with the reminder that things could go to shit very very fast and they'd expect me to do things and I wouldn't do them-
Anyways, it'd be a real mess in reality.
I wondered who this All For One guy was. There were no internet articles on him as far as I could tell, but he scared the ever-loving shit out of my dad, who was exercising and making me exercise and disappearing at odd times of the night. Mom wasn't pleased with it either, but she coped by withdrawing into her writing, which left me to be the one to read bedtime stories to Ranka and Kazu.
By the way, they were young, not stupid. They sensed something had changed badly within the household and started to act out more.
"I don't want you to go!" Ranka yelled out, holding onto my waist.
Like this, for instance. I shook my leg uselessly and looked at my dad expectantly. He sighed as he knelt down and peeled Ranka off my leg carefully. Kazu was crying loudly, which surprised me, but dad picked him up on his shoulders as well to console him.
"I'm just going to the exam, Ranka." I said, tiredly. "I'll be back in no time."
"You'll be back as a dumb hero!" Ranka accused.
"You have so much faith in me." I said drily. We all packed into the small car, with Ranka and Kazu fussing about being put in the booster seats. I popped a Tylenol for my incoming headache from Kazu crying in the backseat. Eventually, we managed to get to the entrance of U.A. without anyone killing each other.
"Bye guys. I'll see you later!" I said to the car as it pulled away. I looked at the U.A. entrance, feeling small in the presence of a building that symbolized a huge change in my life.
Maybe I wanted to do this. A little. But never, never like this …
I entered the auditorium, amazed by how big it was. There were at least a thousand different faces in the auditorium. Right? I wasn't great at math. I sidled into a seat, feeling out of place and nervous.
"WELCOME TO TODAY'S LIVE PERFORMANCE! EVERYBODY SAY 'HEY'!!" Present Mic shouted.
There was a resounding silence as I and everyone else said nothing. What?
"Well that's cool, my examinee listeners!" He did a bombastic pose. "I'm here to present the guidelines of your practical!! Are you ready?!"
"This is how the test will go! You'll be experiencing ten minute long 'mock cityscape maneuvers'!!!" He shouted. "Bring along whatever you want! After this presentation you'll each head to your assigned testing location!!"
He seemed to click something on a remote and a new image of a pixelated Present Mic appeared. It went through a pixelated cityscape and kicked a robot in the face.
"Each site is filled with kinds of fake villains! Points are awarded for defeating each according to their respective difficulty level!!"
"Use your quirks to disable these fake villains and earn points! That's your goal, listeners! Of course, playing the antihero and attacking other examinees is prohibited!"
Then there was a shout by a fellow participant in the middle of the theatre room.
"May I ask a question?!" Wow he was loud. I was impressed that I could hear him from all the way over here. "There appear to be no fewer than four types of faux villains on this handout! Such an error is highly unbecoming of U.A.! We're all here today in hopes of being molded into model heroes!"
Wow, he didn't know the name of embarrassment. I'd die of shame before calling out U.A. in their own house.
"And you, with the curly hair!" He said pointing at someone I couldn't see. "You've been muttering this entire time … It's distracting! If this is a game to you, then leave immediately!"
Jeez, that was harsh. What sort of jerk pointed someone out for muttering? I resolved to give him a good kick in the pants later.
"Alright, alright." Mic said. "Examinee 7111, nice catch! The fourth fake villain gets you zero points!! He's more of an obstacle! Have you all played Super Mario Brothers?!"
No, that game was super ancient! Jeez, whoever designed this thing was a huge nerd.
"It's kind of a thwomp! Only one at each site, a "gimmick" that'll rampage around in close quarters!" Did it have a limited territory or something? I wish I could ask questions but it just wasn't practical. "That's enough from me!! I'll leave my listeners with our school motto!! Napoleon Bonaparte once said, 'True heroism consists in being superior to the ills of life.' "
Standing above your circumstances huh … I felt a twist in my stomach.
"PLUS ULTRA!!" This time everyone really did cheer.
000
U.A had an insane amount of land if you thought about it. Enough space to have several mock cities that needed a bus to get us there. These thoughts kept my mind busy as I started painting blood on the concrete wall surrounding the city. I dipped my brush on my skin and blood soaked into it, and I ignored the murmurs around me until someone decided to yell at me.
"Hey, don't graffitti on the walls of U.A. property!" Some blonde dude yelled at me. I gave him a quick glare as I stepped back and let my masterpiece peel itself off the wall. People's murmurs increased as my blood unicorn tossed its mane for show. Concrete would make it slower than dirt but much tougher, which would be needed if the enemies were made out of metal or something equally durable. I pulled on the handle I drew and sat awkwardly side saddle on it, grateful that my power could bend to make a seat.
"Oh … I guess it comes right off! Haha sorry about that!" He said, before extending a hand. "I'm Kaminari Denki!"
I take the outstretched hand just as Present Mic shouted, "And begin!"
Without thinking, I speed up my bloodstallion and drag the poor boy along with me who fortunately at least gets a clue and pulls himself on the back. To my surprise, he starts whooping at the speed we gallop at and crush our first poor robot.
"Alas, poor Yorick!" It yelled before shutting off.
"Hey can you let me off in a cluster of robots?" He asked, as my bloodstallion rushed off to the next. "Not that this isn't awesome, but I need to earn some points too."
Since sabotage wasn't allowed … "Sure." Then a dark shadow fell upon us.
"For Yorick!" The robots yelled, as they jumped down from the buildings in the alleyway I was dumb enough to ride right in.
"Drop me off!" Denki demanded. I blinked. Was he insane? But time was ticking down and he seemed self assured. I push him off lightly and with the lack of extra weight weighing me down, galloped free. I heard a massive electrical burst sound and turned around to see quite the lightshow. I was still blinking spots out of my eyes as I rammed into my next robot.
"Curse you Buttstallion!" It cried out.
"My unicorn is not a buttstallion!" I yelled angrily at it as I rode away. Man, these robots were annoying with their ancient cultural references. I destroyed my seventh robot when the fabled 0-pointer came out.
And boy, was he fucking huge.
I looked up, and up, and up. "Nope." I turned my horse right around, kicked another robot in the head for good measure, and trotted right out of there.