Bitter Hunger (Dresden Files/Tokyo Ghoul)

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(CW: Gore, cannibalism)

Life as a traveling hitman in the magical underbelly of America can be rough. It's better when you have a friend. When one finds his abducted, he sets off on a road trip that changes everything.
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Chapter 1
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"So," I said, picking the strings of meat out between my teeth, "that's why Disney is an intellectually bankrupt edifice of a media company. The entire thing is made up of copyright lawyers, rentier bitches, and market execs that wouldn't eat anything without getting it vetted by a focus team. They're the objectively worst thing to happen to film ever since, geeze, I guess the Human Centipede? Nah, even that didn't do anything outside of piss a lot of people off."

"Are you going to help me bury the body or what?" My friend shoveled a clod of dirt over her shoulder, getting mud all over my jeans. I wrinkled my nose and brushed the flakes off, looking up from my daily nutritional supplement. It's this long, tubular thing, with an appendage- look, it's a human arm, okay? I can hardly dance around it when it's sitting on my legs. It was toned and fit, a nice balance between muscle and fat. It was just a shame that it belonged to a serial defaulter. I'm a ghoul- Kiefer H. Unger, if you, the imaginary audience in my head are listening, one of the raggedy mooks any two bit vampire hires as muscle. My friend is Jennifer Ramirez, who also happens to be a ghoul and my traveling buddy. For five years, which is a long amount of time for us mendicant killers.

"Lemme polish this arm off," I decided, discarding any hints of good table manners to snarf down the limb. She was a fast eater- not like me. Every meal is something to savor, something to respect and worship. See, a lot of ghouls, when they feel peckish, they dig up a corpse and nosh on it and go about their lives- accountants, programmers, salesmen, whatever the fuck. The ghouls that tour the circuits, well, when they're hungry they'll eat whatever they want. The destitute, people who tick them off, and what have you. Me, I only eat my targets. Sure, I starve a lot, but that's just respect. Something a lot of people don't have anymore.

In a minute, I've gnawed the arm to bone; my teeth are sharp and tough enough that they shatter the radius and ulna, but I don't feel the bone splinters anymore. By the end, the arm's just a hand ending in gristle and skin attached to the upper armbone by a strand of meat. I stood up from the fallen tree, sinking a bit in the autumn rot.

We're off the highway in some New England forest, pines stretching into the sky so thick that their branches block the sky. Poor ol' Jen needs to muscle past the roots to dig the grave, which is totally not why I took my sweet time with my portion.

There's not much of a corpse left. Just some meat we couldn't get to, cracked bones where we slurped out the marrow, and the carved-out remnants of a chest. It felt bad, sort of like how it felt when you threw a plastic bottle in the trash because you couldn't be arsed to find a recycle bin.

Oh, well. The arm goes in with a wet splat, and I take up another shovel leaning against a tree as Jen drops a silver crucifix into the grave. We stand to attention, clap our hands, and bow, murmured prayers in Sumerian whispering through the trees. Amen, you were a hard man, you fought but you just weren't tough enough. Rule of the jungle, and all that. Happy trails in Asphodel or Kur or wherever you want to end up.

"Let's hit up the beach again before we move," Jen said as we climbed up the steep slope to the highway. "Would love to see the sea before- where are we going?"

"Think Iowa."

"God, now we have to. I want to see something cool before sea to shining sea of fucking corn."

"Heh." We have a nice van. It's not a white creeper one, it's this slate gray camper van that's got a small kitchen, a micro-fridge, and soft Corinthian leather upholstery along with an armored chassis and shielded lockboxes of… let's say contraband.

(It's guns. America, baby!)

The two of us are in the van, peeling off our gloves and sinking into the rich leather seats. The engine starts and I'm clocking a good fifty miles on the highway as Jen contacted our current employer, some mafia loanshark that's not cued in. Well, he knows something's up with our associates, but he's shut up about it ever since the Janitors happened to his boss.

"Mr. Dubois." Her voice is a pleasure to listen to when she bothers. She'd have those noir singers begging for an audience; it's rich and husky and low and dangerous. "He's gone. Have the money at the drop. I trust you know the consequences if you don't?"

I snickered. It's the new millennium and we're still acting like Scorsese wiseguys. "Yes, yes." A tinny voice that I really had to concentrate to hear under the engine. He sounds moderately freaked out, which is a pretty good feeling when half of the time, it's your employers who moderately freak you out. Jan shushed me with an offhanded gesture, but she was smiling too. "Did he suffer?" God, but the mook was eager.

"I'm not in the business of gratuity, Mr. Dubois, but take it as an article of faith that he was screaming when we did the job."

"Did the job," I whisper at her in a goombah impression.

"Shut up," she hissed at me with a hand covering the phone, but I knew she was laughing where it counted. In her heart. Mr. Dubois tried to say something, but Jan steamrolled over him. "That will be all, Mr. Dubois. It's been a pleasure working for you. Don't be afraid to… call again." Call ends. Scene wrap.

"You know you can always start a podcast and rake in the donation money," I mentioned offhand. "Dudes with no life would send you thousands for you to verbally humiliate them on air."

"I think that's a hell in some religion or the other," Jen observed. "Anyway, Kief, you have a college degree. Why don't you get gainfully employed, instead of bumming around America with a bad influence?"

"Personally, I think I'm the bad influence. I've already gotten you to hate Captain America."

"Rest assured that I have hated him ever since I watched Avengers."

"But you still like Black Widow. Work on it, Jen. Ya gotta hate the whole bunch. It'll give you strength."

We shared a laugh in the car, windows down and the crisp, pine scented air of Stephen King's haunts filling the cabin.

(Still mad I never got to shoot It.)

Her phone lit up and vibrated, and she swore as she fumbled with the screen. It didn't seem to make her happy. She groaned and shut it off and slumped against the chair in a deep sulk. "Family?" I guessed.

"Yeah," she sighed, "keep pressuring me to go down to the Yutacan and sign up as a permanent soldier for the V's. God, but fuck that. I keep telling them I make good money here, most of my connections are here, but they just won't listen."

Her family was nobility, as far as the ghouls were concerned. The Lachaise family weren't shit to the ghouls living out of the cave they called Xibalba. Even the Red King walked on tiptoes around the Hun-Came and Vucub-Came. I don't know if they really were the Mayan lords of death, or if it was just an internal mythology, but damn, if it wasn't a good one. Either case… "so fuck'em," I suggested. "You're still sending the money back, you got a career going, flip them off and say if they keep on doing this, you'll take the paycheck of some Freeholder. I heard that Marcone is always up for some more muscle, and you're more good looking than half the mooks he probably has."

"Aw," she chuckled in a sad sort of way. "You're sweet. But they're still family, no? Even if they drive me nuts sometime."

"Wouldn't know the feeling," And the more Jen talked about her clan, the less I wanted one. Sure, having guys that could back you up was a good feeling, which was why I teamed up with Jen in the first place. But Xibalba just sounded cloying and suffocating. Getting ordered around by century old monsters who'd never stepped in a film theatre once in their lives didn't sound fun at all.

"Whatever, mutt," she said without rancor.

"Arf arf arf." I let the wind ruffle my hair. We were a long way from most habitation, cruising around on the backwoods of Maine. Closest human habitation was this little nowhere town a hundred miles away from where we were now. So, when the world was suddenly lit in fire and flame, shrapnel cutting through our flesh, nobody heard it. Nobody saw it. They would only notice something was up when they saw the trail of smoke ambling up to the clouds on seven AM morning news.

Dying hurt.
 
Chapter 2
There's a lot of wiggle room when you talk about dying. Heart's stopped, brain dead, or whatever. Even humans have a lot of room to work with to fuck off out of the vale of the dead, and ghouls are even tougher than that. Not like vamps- Red Court, White Court, or Black Court. Black Court's already dead, and they just animate whatever scraps of flesh they have left and go down to the graveyard like it's their Saturday shopping to scrape together some flesh. White Courts are the wusses of vampires, and they just heal better than humans. Red Court comes closest- drawing masses of squirming flesh from some hell-dimension and shaping them into their bodies.

Us ghouls? Well, the closest thing I can say is that we just like living too much to bite it. I woke up ten pounds thinner and to a bitter hunger gnawing at my gut the next morning, when the first rays of the sun stabbed into my eyelids. Autocannibalism. Whenever a ghoul gets really hurt, the last thing they nosh down on is their own flesh and bone, years of stocked up fat and muscle gone in an instant to heal some sucking chest wound.

Saliva dripped from my mouth, pooling on the ashes of my shirt. It felt like there was a rabid wolverine in my gut trying to eat its way out. The protoplasmic spear-blood at my spine's seat was roiling, twitching like a living being as if it wanted to dig itself out like an octopus and eat. The only thing on my mind was to eat something- could be a squirrel, it could be my own arm, but I had to fill my stomach with anything.

Oh, god. Did I eat Jen? The thought flashed in my brain like red lightning between clouds of groggy early morning confusion. Where was she? "Jen?" I called, repeating her name as I swiveled my neck to survey my burning surroundings. Smoke rose from the hood, and tha dash was hot to the touch. The windows behind me were shattered, and the entire car was tipped on its side. She wasn't at the shotgun seat, and that sight sent a crack through my mind.

My pulse beat a mile a minute. Cold sweat pooled in the small of my back and there was a memory of blood on my lips. "No," I said out loud, at first shaky and tremorous. "No," I said again, this time more confident. "I couldn't have eaten her," I reasoned. "First of all, there's no body, or remnants of one." And it was true. If I had overpowered her somehow- which was also impossible, because sleeping or not Jen could beat me with both arms tied- then I would have left blood or clothes remaining. Since there was none, I did not kill her. QED.

I felt a little better, but that's just a drop in the ocean. I gave myself another minute to rest in the seat before I ripped off the remnants of my shirt and crawled out of the burning wreck. Ugh. A couple hundred thousand dollars and more than one favor, up in smoke. What a fuckin' waste.

Here's what I salvaged: the iron mini-fridge, containing roughly a week's worth of emergency rations. The little lockbox filled with articles of faith me and Jen gave to our targets when they went to the afterlife. I used silver obels minted from Greece, she used crucifixes. It also had a backup of my fake ID- Kenneth Underhill, who exists solely as a birth certificate and a driver's license. And Jen's, but that's not important anymore. There were some other miscellaneous things, too. Garlic cloves. Jen's iron and silver knuckle duster with crosses on each knuckle. This and that. And a change of clothes, luckily for me.

The guns were locked up in compartments under the couch on the side of the van. That's where something hit it and exploded, so most of them are toast. Who'd bring an RPG to kill two wandering ghouls? Sure, we made enemies. Lots of them, in fact, but none of them had the pull for rocket launchers in the States.

It had to be something about Xibalba, I decided as I carefully laid out what I could salvage. Only gun left working was this old bolt rifle- a Mosin, I recalled. Ol' Dragunov gave me hell when I accidentally called it a Winchester in front of her. Three clips, and a cello bag to pack it in. Wouldn't be hard, I considered as I chewed on the frozen, burnt, and otherwise abused flesh from the freezer. "They only took Jen, not me," I said out loud, ordering my thoughts as I ate, nibbling bites that turned into great savaging chomps. "So it's a family thing. Ugh. Family.

"What's my plan now?" Eat some more. Feel more alive. "I need to get someone to find her. So, a wizard." Wait. "No, I need to get the money from Dubois. Then, I get a wizard- no, shit. I get a car. Then I get the wizard."

Okay. This is workable. I can do this, I thought to myself as I sat in front of the car I shared good times and bad times with Jen with, watching it burn. I can do this.

(I can do this.)

Hitchhiking's a dead transportation method. Ever since the 90's ended, everybody looks askance at a guy at the turnpike with a thumb raised high. I blame it on movies. The rash of films about the hitchhiker that turns out to be a murderer thoroughly poisoned it for the general public.I mean, sure, I'm a murderer, but I'm not a serial one.

I've been standing at the side of the highway for hours, the cello case that contained the cello and the mosin strapped to my back with a fresh shirt and jacket on me. And I'm an attractively disheveled white dude too.

The law of averages is on my side. Eventually, a beaten up Volvo sedan pulls over, window rolled down. "Need a ride?" Driver's an older man, gray in his hair. Probably an accountant or some other white collar work at some dead end job.

"Yessir." Never hurt to be polite.

"Where to?" He popped the shotgun door open, and I clambered in, maneuvering the cello bag to the backseat.

"Where you headed, sir? Drop me off at the first stop with a bus station." He smelled like, well, food. And I was still starving. If I stayed in the car for a long time, I'd have darkened my eyes and sprang for the throat. That's a bad thing, both because it'd draw attention, and morally. When somebody helps you, you don't repay them by killing them. Mostly.

"You got it, kid." Kid. Heh. That's me. Kid Hunger, and his sidekick slash boss the Death Bat(woman). "You hungry? Cause I can hear your stomach from out of state."

Shit. "I'm doing a diet plan," I lied out my teeth." "It's been hittin' me hard, but it's working. I was basically the Michillin Man in college." Now that food's on the conversation, a wave of hunger hit me like a baseball bat to the nose in the hands of a bruiser. Fuck, he's looking more and more palatable. Meat and fat all wrapped up in this tobacco aged bag of skin. Like a sausage with a Cuban finish. What the hell am I on about?

"Huh." He grunted and scratched his cheek. "I'll take your word for it. My daughters at Case Western, herself."

"Gotta be rough on the wallet."

"Tell me about it." Guy sneaked a look at me. "What major were you in, if you don't mind me asking?"

"Comparative mythology," I said. "Bit of a useless major, wasn't it? I wrote a paper and all, but it never got much traction. Nobody except for bored fantasy writers wants to know about Bronze Age middle eastern underworld beliefs." He nodded, and there wasn't anything left to say. And that was good, otherwise I'd go nuts trying to stop myself from going to the throat. Like a tootsie roll. Or whatever. He drove me all the way to the Darry stop, a little tumor of truck stops, fast food restaurants, and a bus station. America in one place, folks. I thanked him and got off, stretching my legs in the New England chill. Before he drove off, however, he turned to me.

"What was the paper?"

"Huh?"

"The paper," he elaborated. "What was its name?"

Wow. Think on that. Crap I wrote from years ago coming back today. "The Gallu and Its Lineage," I said. "It's pretty dull stuff, so pirate it, yeah? The websites don't pay me, so get it on libgen. Also, happy travels." I rattled the little image of the saint hanging off the mirror. He smiled back and sped off.

See, Dragunov? I know self restraint. Just because you're a wrinkled old prune who hasn't laughed since the Great Patriotic War doesn't mean I'm a feckless layabout who should have been born a Raith. Not a lot to tell about the bus ride. It was on an old and creaking bus with threadbare seats, travelling all the way to Redhorn, a marginally larger town along the coast. That's where the dead drop was, at a mob owned restaurant with lockers at the back side.

The ride was bumpy and the bus was in shit condition. Now I really missed my van, so all I really wanted was to get the money- a good couple grand, and rent a car. Not from a regular agency, of course. There were people in the know that ran pit stops all over America, and they'd sell you a junker for cheap, an old shitbucket that had three or four hundred miles left in the tank before it died.

The restaurant was a sort of a bar, sort of an actual restaurant, a middle income sort of place that wasn't quite a chain but wasn't a proper restaurant either. There were lockers in the back of the restaurant, three obviously unused things with built in locks on them. There were spots of rust on their gray-green metal exterior, and covered in old stickers of every kind. I found the one that's supposed to contain the manila folder with the pay and unlocked it.

I blinked. Then I closed my eyes and opened them again, waiting for whatever delusion that squatted on my brain to sink away in the midday sun. Unfortunately, it was not, in fact, an illusion. I ran a hand all over the interior. No dice. Maybe it's behind the lockers? Still no dice.

I need to make a call.
 
Chapter 3
The first rule of hunting is that you never let your prey know you're coming. So of course, I didn't call Dubois at the restaurant in Redhorn. I brought another bus ticket- down to my last twenty bucks- and went down to a suburb of Boston, a little section of the town where there was rowhouses on rowhouses. Dubois pretended to be a legit tax agency, and I guess he did pretty well for himself because his office took up three out of four floors of a brownstone building. There was a rich aroma of roasting coffee from the ground floor. But under that, there was a scent of blood. Old and long cold, sure, but blood anyway, and cordite.

This had to be the place, I decided from my perch at the roof of the building next to Dubois and Co, Tax Attorneys at Law. The cello bag was stashed away in some stinking alley a good distance from here, and the only things I had in my pocket were the knuckle dusters. Not that I needed them to deal with a human, but just in case Dubois had some shit tucked up his sleeve.

Jen had dug something up on our employers, which wasn't exactly common practice. A lot of ghouls just wanted a name, a date, and a sack of money, and if they got betrayed, well, that's just how it goes, baby. Not Jen, though. She was meticulous. She planned everything out, she had dirt on our employers in case we got stabbed in the back, and most importantly, she knew where our employers were.

Not like me. I would have never thought about things like that. Jen called me a weird little kill-goblin that only lived to hunt things, and she's right. Anyway, that's not much of an insult. Goblins are pretty badass. I was better at her at marksmanship and sneaking around than her, though, but she took me apart like spam can ammo when we sparred, so everything was even in the end.

The sun was low in the sky, painting the far horizon blood reds and bleeding orange. The five pm commuters had already left. I hope Dubois wasn't one of them. I could have tried it earlier, but I don't want people on the scene if I decided to pop his head open like a bottle of coke.

I flipped a phone open, dialing the number Jen gave me when we took the job. I think the man in the tweed jacket sitting in front of the third floor window is Dubois. Well, more hope, if we're being honest here. When the number goes through, I see the man at the desk raise a phone to his ear..

Excellent.

"Hello, Mr. Dubois," I snarled. I can hear him in two places- a sharp breath over the speakers and whispering through the windows. "Where's my fucking money?"

I got no class.

"W-what are you talking about?"

"You know what, I know what. Let's skip the bullshit. Where's my fucking money?"

"The deal's gone through, Kid Hunger." My pseudonym. "Cairo called and she said that she got the money." Cairo was Jen's. All ghouls had one.

"Really. Then why isn't it in my pocket?"

I could see him shrug through the window. "I don't know. Listen, we can have a sit down over this, okay? I feel for you, but the line isn't secure. Let's go get a cup of coffee and we can-"

"No need." I backed up a couple of steps, measuring the distance.

"Huh?" A surgical mask goes over my face. Hiding your identity is very important, but I lost our custom masks in the fire. I bought a pack from a CVS along the way.

"Get away from the window." I'm off running now, a couple of strides that ended in a leap off the lip of the roof, half a swan dive and half a drop kick into the window. It broke, shattered into shards as Dubois gave a yelp and rolled to one side as I landed on the floor with a thump. "Hello, Dubois. Let's talk."

I cracked my knuckles. He drew a gun.

On the balance, I had the better deal.

Spear-bloods aren't the fastest of most ghouls. That honor belongs to the bullet-bloods, but we're still faster than a human could pull a trigger. Especially if we're only separated by a couple of feet, and if Dubois hadn't even cleared the gun out of his jacket when I darted forward and grabbed the gun and wrenched it out of his grip. It wasn't a strong one- he was shaking and trembling. "Y-your eyes. It's-" he was babbling. God, this is pathetic. No spine on these mobsters.

"Shut it." Ghouls had a bunch of atavistic responses. Biggest one was that our sclera turned black and irises red when they got worked up. My heart beat a little steady thump thump thump. I wasn't really worked up, but I was getting ready to go into a higher gear. "So. Let's talk about Cairo. No, wait. Where's the guards?"

Speak and they will arrive. There were footsteps at the door, and soon there was somebody banging on the door. "Boss? Boss!"

"Okay," I said, cocking the gun, a snub nosed revolver. "Tell them to go away." Guns are threatening things. Every inch of them is built to kill something, and when you're staring down the barrel of one you tend to rethink your life real quick. "No buts. Do it."

Dubois nodded. Was he crying? God. "You can leave! I just had an accident."

The voice outside paused. "Are you sure?"

"Certain! Go on, you have work to do." He sighed, smoothing his little tie with a hand, a little ritual to calm his nerves. "Now, what do you want?" He fixed me with a querulous stare that lost any gimlet qualities it might have had over the years. Dubois tottered like an old man as he sunk into the rich green leather chair at the desk.

"Well, mister, I woke up this morning after somebody with an RPG attacked me and abducted my partner, and then I found out that the dead drop had already been pilfered. Now you're here, telling me that Cairo called you, so I'm feeling something's a little bit fucked here. Following me?"

"Maybe she left," Dubois coughed. "Wandering hitmen don't… they have trust issues, after all."

"Nah, not us. Explain, shitbird."

He stared at me. "I told you," he enunciated, "I don't know anything. I feel for you, I really do, but sometimes-"

Being a thug is low class, boorish, and all in all kinda fun. I pointed the revolver at him, across the desk, and returned the stare. "Keep on thinking," I advised him. "Who's backing you?" It was a really, really wild guess. Someone had to pull the hit, so I might as well ask everyone and see what shaked out.

So when Dubois flattened out his expression into a blank waxen mask and pressed something under his desk, I was too busy being shocked to react to the left wall exploding in a spray of plaster and wood. Something with talons wrapped around my head and chucked me at the opposite wall at speeds that would have snapped a human neck.

The second rule of hunting is that if you find yourself in this position, it's safe to say you fucked up.
 
Chapter 4
I coughed up sawdust and flakes of plaster, a death grip on the revolver. Whoever threw me was strong, stronger than a human. The gun gleams in the flickering fluorescent light, barrel trained on the ugly, batlike thing squatting at the hole in the opposite wall. There was another office behind it, an empty cubicle farm that Dubois slowly edged into as I rose into a marksman's stance.

A Red Court vamp. They're ugly motherfuckers, but I guess maybe beauty is in the eye of the beholder. "I never thought you'd had the balls to come here," it chuckled wetly, gurgling deep in its throat. "Go back to the rot, ghoul. It's where you belong." It was all corded muscle and veiny membranes, narcotic saliva dripping from its mouth, two beady red eyes staring into my own pools of black and red.

"You're a chatty motherfucker," I told it, and shot it at center mass. It screeched and half charged, half flew at me, spattering a trail of blood underneath it, scrabbling with nails that left sharp rents on the floorboards. The office is ten paces wide, and that's still enough time for my training and muscle memory to kick in. The gun snapped to a new target- the biggest on the vampire- it's open, snarling maw.

A second gunshot rings out in the office building. I hear people running outside. The police will probably be called in soon, a distant part of my mind notes. I should probably affect an exit. Seconds after the thought crosses my mind, the vampire made that decision for me. It tackled me like a football pro, driving it's full weight into my chest like a charging train. One wall shatters, then two, then three, then the outer wall as the tiled ceiling gives way to the twilight sky as we fall down into the cold concrete.

It hurts. Goddamnit, it hurts. The vampire's pretty heavy and it just drove me into solid rock. I coughed, and there was blood in it. Something cracked- I think it was a floating rib, or maybe a vertebrae. It's got me in a mount position, a perfect opportunity to drive it's monstrous fists and talons into my face and splatter my brain all over the concrete..

Well. I'm a monster too.

There's sloppy pauses in the vampire's blows, which makes me think he's not got much experience at all. If he did, he should have noticed how my abdomen twitched and gotten off the mount.

It erupted out, six tentacles like long leeches pushing out of my lower back and tearing holes in my shirt. I rise a good six, seven feet before momentum fails me, gravity not seeming to matter for one second. The vampire screeched as the force bucks it off of me, gliding to the ground at the same time I land in a squat.

"Talk," I said, gun still in my hand.

"Fuck you, maggot," it snarled past a bleeding tongue. We dart in again, a deadly dance of talons and writhing muscle. The vampire has all the benefits of its kind. It is stronger than me, faster than me, and has savaging claws and fangs with muscles more like armor plates. But, it's sloppy. It's probably only pushed around humans that were shitting themselves in terror rather than an actual opponent.

It rushed forward, with no technique in footwork or it's talon-play. It didn't even see it when my tentacles slammed into its side and sent it flying into a metal dumpster.

Metal screeched in the small courtyard turned freakshow fight cage. It bent under the vampire's weight, and I took the chance to empty the last four shots in the revolver into the sprawled vampire. That wakes it up. I slip on the iron and silver knuckle duster as it lopes at me, slower this time, more careful. This time, I charge in, wringing every ounce of speed I can out of my muscles. The knuckle dusters connect with the vamp's jaw. There's angry red welts where I struck, not because of how hard the blow was.

Lucky us. We might be weaker than most nasties, but we also don't have their weaknesses. Garlic? We can't eat it, but it doesn't do shit for us. Crosses? Hey, if you're a Christian, bring it and give some vampire a surprise. I'm not Christian- I don't even believe in anything, but I know Jen does. The crosses might not have worked as much as it would in her hands, but it's still enough for a solid edge on my side.

The vampire recoils, hissing and sputtering in pain. Another solid hit. This time it's flesh steamed from the impact, pain and desperation fueling wild, desperate swipes. I'm bleeding, I noticed, as I drive the vampire to the ground, mauling it with the silver and iron in my right hand. There's lines dripping blood all along my arms and their talons opened my cheek, exposing my pearly whites to the air. Superficial injuries. They're only dangerous in that I could bleed out if I'm not careful.

Catharsis might be an unhealthy coping habit, but we can't all take a month long retreat into the wilderness. I've spent an entire day jetting around Maine on shitty busses, I just got cheated out of my payday, and my employer blew up my home on wheels and abducted my friend of five plus years for some goddamn reason.

I worked it's skill over, driving silver into its forehead, again and again and again until I heard a crack of bone. Then I hit the vampire a couple more times for good measure. "Feel like talking?"

"She's gone already," it snarled back. "You'll never find her. Keep pushing and you'll-"

"Threats only work if you're the one doing the hurting." The next blow puts out an eye. Not on purpose, but eyes are always squishy things. They can pop pretty easily, especially if you jab one of the protrusions of a knuckle duster right into them. "Talk."

"Go fuck yourself, ghoul. You're a worm eating rot, and you'll never be anything more than that. You should be fucking honored that we give you the scraps off our plate. Your little friend's probably high off the Kiss already."

How dare they. "How dare you," I said out loud, something dull and flat in my voice. I hit it again, this time, I think I see viscera in the crack. "How dare you." Again. The silver touches the brain, and-

"Freeze! Put your hands in the air! Police!"

Goddamnit.

I slowly turned behind me. There was a young guy in a police uniform standing at the lip of the alley that led into the courtyard I was in, pointing a shaking gun at me. "Put your hands in the air! Do it!"

I looked at the vamp. No, I decided, I probably couldn't carry it with me. It's half dead, either way. Fine. Before the cop can say another word, I leap off of the soon to be corpse, ten, twenty feet off the ground as I grab onto an exposed water-pipe and clambered onto a roof, sprinting away from the scene.
 
Not the best first impression to give the police. I wonder if news about the MC will make its way to Dresden.
At least I assume the main character is going to try and use Dresdens investigative skills if his comment about needing a wizards help meant anything.
 
An Interlude: Dogs
Officer Ciran Waites was shaking all over when he accepted the cup of coffee, bringing the bitter brew to his lips. It washed down his throat, pooling in his stomach. The warmth radiated through his chilled flesh, but the goosebumps remained. "It- it was a monster," he eventually decided, sitting before two slick black suits from some department or the other. They were in an interrogation room. Something felt off about that- he wasn't the perp. Shouldn't they have had a more comforting place? "At least one was, I mean. It was a big mother, sorta looked like a bat. Or like a werewolf. I don't know. Am I going mad?"

The two suits were bland in every way. Perfect regulation haircuts, not a thread out of place on their conservative black business suits. "Perhaps," one said blandly. "Please continue."

He was going to see the inside of a loony bin, Waites was sure. Either that or extended leave for mental health. "Well, the other guy looked pretty normal. Other than his eyes, and he had tentacles like leeches out his back. He was wearing a mask, too, so I didn't get a good look at his face."

"Hmm." The suit on the left scribbled something down on a pad with a prissy orange-yellow Ticonderoga pencil. Everything about them was prissy. Or bland. Waites rubbed his eyes. They looked almost identical. Same slick, gelled haircut. Same sunglasses. Same sober blue ties. Even the same ballpoint pen clipped to their suit pockets. Was he seeing double? "Well, if it would make you feel better, we could say that stress can induce hallucinations, especially in the heat of the moment."

The one on the right caught the sentence like a ball. "After these stressful experiences, it wouldn't be hard for the human brain to fill in the… ambiguous portions. Maybe the vic on the ground was wearing a red shirt. Maybe he popped 'roids like candy."

Waites nodded in pauses. After a moment, he asked, "so what about the other one? He had leeches on his back, sir. How do you explain that?"

"Hallucination," the two of them said at the same time.

"Okay, then what about him going up the walls like Spiderman?"

The one on the right shrugged. "I knew a parkourist who could climb up a brick wall with his fingers."

"And the holes in the walls? Man busted them like a linebacker."

The one on the left shrugged. "Flimsy construction. It was an old building, with old walls, and walls can be pretty weak if they're not load bearing. Also, he was probably on PCP."

Waites stared at the two suits. "Can I smoke?" They nodded, one waving an interchangeable hand at him. Waites took out a Marlboro pack, took one out and lit it with a hand that was steadier than before. Blue gray smoke curled out of his mouth as he exhaled, stinging his mouth as he sunk into thought.

It didn't feel like they were stonewalling him. In fact, if they wanted to stonewall him, why did they give him an interview in the first place? Just slam a slate gray wall from the system and tell him to fuck off until he shut up about it. It felt like they were leading him on. "Explain the crater, then. And the dented dumpster?" he probed. "Everyone's seen it."

"They were there to begin with," a suit waved it off.

Waites shook his head. "No. I don't think so. The dumpster had a dent the size of the first perp, and none of the workers I asked said there was a crater in the courtyard behind the office."

"An interesting assertion."

He glared at the two suits. Which department did they come from, anyway? Internal investigations? No, not likely. FBI seemed the most possible answer. They looked just like how he'd imagine a spook from Washington to look like. "Is there a reason for all this?" he asked suddenly. The interrogation or conversation or whatever the hell it was wore out its welcome a long, long time ago. "Why am I here?"

Their response came like clockwork. "It's agency protocol to take officers in for debriefing if they've experienced significant mental stress in the line of duty."

"It's a new policy," the other one added. "PTSD within police departments are reaching levels equal to war zones. That won't do."

"Yeah, no, bullshit," Waites blew a billowing cloud of smoke in their faces. Maybe it was petty, but he was getting pretty sick of their bullshit. Getting punished would be something, at least. If they blinked, he couldn't have seen it pass their sunglasses. "Pardon my French, but bullshit. That seemed like a thing the chief would have gotten us into a seminar for. Either that or an email. And there was none of that."

"Test run," the one on the right lied blandly.

Waites sunk into the chair. "Lucky me."

The two feds looked at each other for the first time since they sat down. Nothing much. Just a short glance, but it seemed like they were squeezing an hour's worth of conversation in that moment. Then, the one on the left leaned in. "What do you feel about your career, Mr. Waites? Have you ever thought of… contributing more to your country? Your community?"

The sudden change of tack left Waites floundering. "I thought about joining the Marines out of high school," he said lightly. "It never worked out, though. What do you want?"

"Nothing," one said. "We can end this right now. We'll have a clean bill of mental health for you, and a recommendation of desk work for a week, maybe two, if you say no. It'll just be some bad memories, maybe a bad dream or two, but you'll put it behind you."

"If you say yes," the other continued, sliding a plain white card across the table. "We'll let you in on the secret." Waites picked the card up. Embossed on it was the American seal. Or whatever it was called. It was a funny thing, to have watched more than a few presidents give speeches in front of that thing and not know the name. There was an address printed under it, and a cell phone number, but no names. Just the word 'D.O.G.S' "Say yes, and we'll have papers ready soon."

He turned the card over and over again in his hands.

Of course he could only agree.
 
That was about what I expected, the masquerade isn't easily broken in Dresden Files.
However, it's interesting that the feds are getting involved. I think I remember the Library of Congress was active as a anti-paranormal group in Dresden canon and, of course, the Venatori, but they went after bigger targets than just a ghoul.
I can only surmise that DOGS might be from the crossover material?
 
Interesting.
Surprised they left the bones behind, given that ghouls can digest them...
And the MC is a Rinkaku? going by the tentacles?
The extra fast regen will probably come in handy, if only he wasn't half starved...
Although if you think about it, since kagune are shaped by their users minds, any ghoul could make them if they think of it...

I wonder what the limits are?
Could a Ghoul make functional gills out of their Kagune? they can make functional eyes after all....
are tales of Sirens and seamonsters (strong enough ghouls Can make Kaiju bodies after all) just Ghouls who like swimming?

What about flight? or at least gliding?
should be possible with enough practice...
Its possible to create mouths using Kagune, could they pull a Pride and eat that way? probably faster...
Speaking of eating, Ghouls can survive off a single Human for one or two months, right?
i wonder if that would be extended if they don't move as much?
Like Hibernation or Torpor?

wonder if they can just drink blood to extend this as well?
not indefinitely, but enough to go longer without food?
 
Found this on a recommendation of one of the readers of my own Tokyo Ghoul cross. It's excellent. Watched, and eagerly awaiting more.
 
Chapter 5
Dawn found me sleeping under a chapel's bells, a god fifty, hundred feet off the ground. It was the tolling that woke me. I yawned and jammed my fingers in my ears, leaning against the railing in the narrow room. God, what was it called? The bell rang and rang and rang and I still couldn't find the name for the place when my bones stopped shaking.

When I first toured the circuits I was a bit wary about sleeping in churches. But now, I don't feel anything off about it. Hell, churches are a pretty safe bet to weather the night in, especially if you're being hunted by gribblies who can't touch a threshold over church ground. For instance, right now. In conclusion, get bent, Reds.

I yawned again, tracing the slowly healing scar on my cheek when I went to cover my mouth. It was raw to the touch, sending a twinge of pain all throughout my jaw when I poked at it. There were more all along my arms, similar to the sort of wounds a guy takes when he's defending himself from a maniac with a knife. Some of them had wandered to the sides of my chest, and when I stretched, arching my back until my spine clicked, they drew lines of pain across my ribs.

It's only been a day since my last meal and I'm already starving. Ugh. That's no problem, I thought to myself as I looked out over the cityscape, Dubois wasn't long for this world. Week, tops. Then I'd be noshing down on his corpse.

How would I solve the problems of the vampires, though? This was a trickier one. Me and Jen never expected to bum around Redhorn for long, so she never bothered digging up anything about the local supernaturals.

I sat down cross legged, thinking. Maybe they would have left Redhorn already. If it really was the Reds that took the rocket to my van, then the cops would be looking. They're pretty good at it nowadays. "But," I said out loud, "there was a Red in Dubois' office. That means Dubois is connected somehow. Maybe for protection."

So where does that leave me?

"The same place where I was before," I said as I rubbed the knuckle duster in my pocket. "I'm gonna find Dubois and eat his liver."

"You don't want to do that."

"Why not? Dubois' a mook, I take people like him daily. Even if he got Reds pulling bodyguards on him, he's gonna outplay me every turn. I just gotta win once." I responded before I realized that it wasn't me I was responding to. It was a little songbird, a thrush or a chickadee or some other cute little ball of fluff speaking in a deep and sonorant voice. Weird. Which baritone chooses something as chirpy as a songbird to talk through? Get a hawk or something. "Who the hell are you?"

I slowly stood up, eyes darting all over the place. There was nothing. Some pigeons sitting on wires, nothing more. "He's a heavy drinker," the songbird elaborated. "He's got liver cancer."

"Euck. Thanks, helpful bird." We lapsed into silence. One second passed. The bird pecked at the granite railing and ate a bug. Three seconds. It was pretty awkward. Ten seconds.

"So who are you again?"

The bird scratched its head with a wing. "Redcap," it said after a while. "I was supposed to tell you to meet up with some other people. Oh. Did I do that?"

Literally birdbrained. In any case, dollars to doughnuts that these are the local supernaturals. See? Plenty of good things come if you sleep in a church. I'll go along and be on my best behavior. "You just did," I replied. "Let's go, Redcap. Give me an address and I'll shimmy down."

The songbird cocked its head at me. "Can you do that? Gosh. There's a spiderman over here."

"Doc Ock, but yeah." The songbird flitted downwards, and I followed it, swinging the cello bag as I gracefully lept like a goat from protrusion to protrusion. Don't knock goats. Goats are pretty nimble. Truth to be told, my form could have done with some work. I fell once or twice, not fatal to a ghoul like me. Those bannisters are pretty slippery. Eventually my feet hit dewey lawn, at the back of the church. I vaulted the fence before anyone from the church heard the thump. "Say, Redcap," I asked as a thought ambled into my brain, "did the Fae ever give you trouble?"

"Sorry?" it squawked at me.

"The Redcap," I elaborated. "It's a fairly psycho sort of good neighbor. Shouldn't that…"

The bird looked thoughtful as it landed on my shoulder. "No," it said. "I should probably change the name, huh?"

"Probably a good idea," I agreed as I stopped at an intersection. I got more than a couple of looks from passersby, I admit. Old ladies smelling like chamomile and old fashioned perfume with saggy necks looked at the bird as they passed, as I waited for the lights to change. Young, fit joggers with tight muscle passed by flicking glances at Redcap as I ground my teeth so hard I thought they were going to break. Fuck. Every inch of me was screaming to snag someone and drag them into a secluded alley and snap their neck there. Then I'd fill my mouth with flesh, hot and juicy in my mouth. I'd snap the bones and suck out the marrow, rich and peppery. I'd lick the blood- I rubbed my temples. It was getting to me. If I went nuts in broad daylight the Dogs would kill me and nobody would give a shit.

I thanked all the gods alive and dead when the sign blinked and I set off, stridently ignoring the stares. If I was fuller, I would have luxuriated in them. I'd have taken Redcap off my shoulder and mouthed along to what it'd say. But not now. The bird eventually led me to this abandoned construction site by way of pecking at me. Abandoned was the nicer way of describing it. Rotting. Even the graffiti artists had fucked off from tagging the building. It gave me anxiety about standing in it a block away. How did the city not tear this thing down? It seemed like something everybody would be onboard with.

"Jesus," I said. "Planning a murder?"

"Maybe."

Gee. That was reassuring. But I walked into the building anyway. Redcap flitted away when I walked up the second floor. Smart. If they wanted to whack me, the first floor would have gotten eyes from passers by.

The second floor had no walls. There were some load bearing pillars made of rotting concrete with iron rebar poking out the sides. Glass from broken bottles and paper halfway crunched and squelched under my sneakers as I stopped in front of a couple of people sitting on boxes and leaning against pillars covered with fading graffiti.

I heard a gun click behind my head. "That you, Redcap?" There was a hint of casual menace in my voice. I shifted forwards, ready to explode in a blur of motion the moment they thought about pulling the trigger. I'm worried, even though I'm hiding it. I might have been able to shrug off a bullet or two or dodged out of the way before the trigger was pulled, but not when I was this hungry. The only thing I have left is my sparkling attitude.

"Yessir." The voice was different somehow. Smoother. More certain. Guess having a brain bigger than the songbird does you wonders.

An old man- worn by time and tide- raised his hands. Every inch of him screamed sailor. I don't know why. I've never met a fisher, but this guy just had that energy. There were two others- leaning against the pillars and trying for an air of equal casualness and equal menace. I was better. "Peace, ghoul. I'm taking a precaution, that's all there is."

I shrugged. "Kid Hunger. Pleasure to meet you, gun at the back of my head aside. By the way, this isn't the best precaution you could have taken."

There was a twinkle of… something in the old man's eyes. "Oh? Then what would you have done?"

"I'd have a sniper across the road. Then I'd make sure that the guy has a clear line of sight to the target. Moment he twitches, bam, there goes his brain."

"Heh! I'll keep that in mind, kid. I guess you can call me Joseph. You've already met Redcap, and the fellas to my right and left are Let and Lien." They looked like fraternal twins, male and female, wearing matching dark blue jeans and matching black hoodies, with matching cropped haircuts that left a slash of hair, the guy had it falling to the left, and the girl to the right.

"Nice color coordination you have going on there," I remarked. They nodded and the girl gave me the thumbs up. I don't know which one is Let and which one is Lien. "So, Joseph. What's the deal?"

He stroked his stubbly chin. "We want you out," he declared bluntly. "Out of Redhorn. Sonny, you came in yesterday and now the police are on your ass. The Red Court is here, and they don't come up this north without a reason. And, on top of that, you want to whack Dubois, and he's Morelli's- you know Morelli?- biggest name here."

"Yeah. He's the guy that plays second fiddle to Marcone in everything."

Everyone laughed at that. The two twins laughed like crows, harsh and cawing. The old man laughed like a seagull, which boiled down to more cawing. Look, I'm not an ornithologist. Redcap laughed, an operatic tittering that joined the strange outburst. "Oh, it's true. It's true, but you oughtn't say it," the old man wiped his blue gray eyes. Tempest tossed, the phrase rose in my mind. Like sea foam whipped by a storm. He leaned in, elbows on his knees. "Kid, you're a threat if I've ever seen one. What are you going to do? Tear this city upside down?"

I ran my tongue over my teeth. My lips were dry. "That was in the cards," I confirmed.

Joseph waved his hands like it proved his point. Which, if I was being honest, it did. The male twin stepped forward. "You're gonna kill us," he said, low and grumbly. "Morelli's gonna see that his guy here died, and he'll come fuckin' looking. They're gonna say a freak killed him, and that's gonna lead him to us. Then what?"

"So I'll kill him too."

I think it was the casual way I said it that knocked them off guard. They looked like me as if they weren't quite sure if I was there in the flesh, or just some illusion, a hallucination they dreamed up in a nightmare that was standing on the floor in front of them. All four of them said, "you're insane" or some variation of it at more or less the same time.

Still got that touch. "Why not?" I asked quite reasonably. "He's just human, you know. He hasn't even splurged for a supernatural bodyguard. One guy with a gun could take him. I could shake him down like-"

"-a ghoul in the talons of the Red Court," the sentence finished by some other voice in a dangerous contralto. I turned around, Redcap's gun- a sawn off, which is a horrid choice against a hard target- already pointed at the intruder.

"Pardon if I'm wrong," I said, taking her measure as I shrugged off the cello bag and slipped a hand around the knuckle duster. The mid morning light shone off her black leather jacket and baggy pants. She was a solid head taller than me, and walked like a boxer. Light on the feet. A bruiser of a higher grade, with enough restraint to be trusted to walk around in broad daylight. "But I swore I handed the sangre its own ass yesterday. Was I high?"

"You mean esclavos," the woman grinned, exposing a mouth full of sharp fangs. I feel cheated. My teeth are tough, sure, but they just look like normal teeth. You can't intimidate anyone with that. Sucks. "Buuut, I guess ghouls would be proud of taking out trash."

We're circling like wolves. There was electric energy here in the abandoned second floor of the construction site. Sizing each other up. A little prefight banter to toss around, and then there'd be blood on the floor. "Oooh, they're called esclavos. I really need to brush up on my Spanish."

"Don't bother." We were tracing a long circle in the rot, the four others at a perpendicular axis. "Everyone here is going to be dead in-" she raised a thin finger, checking a watch. "Five minutes."

"Five minutes, huh?" Everyone? Shit. She was going to kill the others first. And then I'd be out of a contact. "Your clock is wrong." My heart beat faster and faster, and my senses sharpened as I gnawed on yesterday's yesterday's meal. "It's gonna be over now."

I'm hungry. I'm nearly starving. At this point, even her vampiric leech flesh would taste like heaven. Normally, my tank would still be topped up, but I metabolized a bunch to heal whatever wounds I took after the RPG, and then I spent another chunk to hand the vampire mook its own ass yesterday. With how much I have left, I guessed that I could wring out one, maybe two seconds of superhuman capability.

The vampire makes the first move, raising up on her toes and bringing her fists in an orthodox boxing stance, weaving in and out like some kinda insect. Her first strike came to the gut, and it doubled me over even though I'd been prepared for it. I spat out a mouthful of spittle and went for a leg takedown. My pocket feels lighter. Did the knuckle duster drop out?

I'm a sambist. Dragunuv learned it from one of the original masters way back in her stint as a sniper in the Red Army, and she taught me when I was a kid in Tooth Flats. It's a grappling style, and grapplers tended to have an edge over strikers in any mixed martial arts match.

We fell to the ground as I coiled into a heel hook, drawing on my dwindling reserves to snap her leg in half. But she's tougher too, and more well fed than I was, so she's a cheating bitch that didn't need to escape with a slip or whatever. She stood up and kicked me into the ceiling instead. My vertebrae ground against each other for the second time. I flattened out like a pancake in the ceiling, before falling and hitting the ground.

Something crunched. I hope that it was just my nose.

Everything hurt. My bones feel like a rice krispie that somebody stomped on. Cheating fucking vampire. How are we supposed to fight against that? They gave us the scraps off their plate, I remembered. Someone. Was it Jen? It sounded like Jen. And they want us to be grateful for that.

Oh. I'm lifted. The vampire has me by the shirt, holding me like a puppy and looking at me like I was an insect pinned under glass. Something wet trickled down my lips. I can barely see, what with the dust in my eyes, but I think that-

Pow. It was definitely bones that cracked, when the vampire hit me with a haymaker. "Hey, worm, you awake?" I heard. "Wake up."

Again.

"You dead?"

Again.

"This is just sad."

Again.
 
Good thing you can heal...
I wonder how many Ghouls work in Morgues and Funeral homes? wonder if you could stop by them for a snack?
 
It's explicitly noted that Kiefer refuses to eat anything he hasn't killed himself.

I wonder why that is?
Me, I only eat my targets. Sure, I starve a lot, but that's just respect. Something a lot of people don't have anymore.
Making sure that he knows for a fact that his targets deserve it?
as this chapter shows, he might need to alter his rules, as its rather hazardous to his health...
Big yikes. That was kind of a pathetic showing.
to be fair he's literally injured, starving and running off fumes....i wouldn't be surprised if he's a lot better once he's eaten...

I wonder if he can learn that Kagune detachment trick?
once he eats a target, he enlarges and detachs a bit of his kagune, and stores it somewhere safe to be used later for either food or healing?
Kinda like a fleshier version of what squirrels do?
Could probably use it to bribe other ghouls...if enough learn that trick it could even become some form of currency?
 
Making sure that he knows for a fact that his targets deserve it?
as this chapter shows, he might need to alter his rules, as its rather hazardous to his health...
Article:
A geas can be compared with a curse or, paradoxically, a gift. If someone under a geas violates the associated taboo, the infractor will suffer dishonor or even death. On the other hand, the observing of one's geas is believed to bring power.


it aint a proper oath until it kills you
 
Geass as sources of power are pretty much Paladin Oaths from DnD, where you get dishonor, and lose the power, if you violate the taboo. Problem is that if such oatch are widely available, pretty much everyone would pick one or two they can live with and get superpowers, and everyone hates giving superpowers to the general public. Image what assaulting a crowd of innocent civialians would fare if they all just turned and shot magic missile at the monstrous assailant? A football stadium has 10k + people, dealing 10k d4 + 10000 unavoidable, unresistable force damage, thats more than enough to overkill any god five times over.
 
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Geass as sources of power are pretty much Paladin Oaths from DnD, where you get dishonor, and lose the power, if you violate the taboo. Problem is that if such oatch are widely available, pretty much everyone would pick one or two they can live with and get superpowers, and everyone hates giving superpowers to the general public. Image what assaulting a crowd of innocent civialians would fare if they all just turned and shot magic missile at the monstrous assailant? A football stadium has 10k + people, dealing 10k d4 + 10000 unavoidable, unresistable force damage, thats more than enough to overkill any god five times over.
The kind of people that take a geas probably aren't normal. Most of the time they die after breaking them, which kinda harshes the mood for normal people to get one. Just to clarify- Kiefer doesn't know if his rule actually counts as a geas, or if it's just him justifying some lucky breaks he got before, but he doesn't intend to stop.
 
Just to clarify- Kiefer doesn't know if his rule actually counts as a geas, or if it's just him justifying some lucky breaks he got before, but he doesn't intend to stop.
So basically...

Keifer:"I Could stop, but that could either do nothing, or kill me immediatly....and its probably safer to just continue until i get clarification"
 
I suppose he might be about to be saved by Dresden annihilating the Red Court, although that still leaves him with a problem in terms of being a starving and wounded ghoul in a world of ambulatory meat.
 
I suppose he might be about to be saved by Dresden annihilating the Red Court, although that still leaves him with a problem in terms of being a starving and wounded ghoul in a world of ambulatory meat.
We're not quite there yet! This is somewhere between Summer Knight and Dead Beat.

(And it wouldn't be as narratively satisfying to just have the vampires here suddenly drop dead although it would be amusing.)
 
(And it wouldn't be as narratively satisfying to just have the vampires here suddenly drop dead although it would be amusing.)
Hmm...

One of the vampires survives Keifers counterattack/escape and starts plotting revenge.
As soon as the revenge is ready, they approach him, going on about how they have waited for this moment, and that Keifer will rue the day he inconvenienced them.
And THEN Dresden destroys the Red Court just as the vampire reaches Keifer.
 
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