Bear Grylls never had to deal with Caerbannog!

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You are Lucia Solomon and you have been brought to a new world and must now make your way through it.
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Introduction
Bear Grylls never had to deal with Caerbannog!
A story about trying to make it to old age in a fantasy world




You don't know why it happened or how or rather you do know how but not why. You were minding your own business when you felt a sound that rattled your bones coming from the centre of town that sounded like a cross between a thermobaric explosion going off and a lightning strike hitting a bit too close for comfort.
You looked up only to see a great ball of plasma rise from the ground emitting random tendrils of light that seemed to disintegrate whatever it touched from trees and cars to smaller things like road signs or stray cats.
Somehow you knew that it would hit you only had the time to utter a resigned "Goddammit" before one of the tendrils lashed out towards you ignoring several closer items that you would have preferred being disintegrated like your neighbours tacky lawn flamingo and striking you straight in the chest.
And.
Then.
ThINgs.
GoT.
WeIrD.

Colours and sound stopped making sense along with everything else as you felt both compressed and thinned out it felt like an eternity passed or no time at all.
Then as suddenly as it had begun you were back as you had been before hale and whole the only difference being that you were standing at the foot of a good sized hill, grass waving in the wind as the sun above neared noon a few gentle clouds drifting across the sky and not a soul in sight.

But let us back up a bit in this story who are you?

[ ] Name's Felix (+Luck)

[ ] Name's Felicia (+Luck)

[ ] Name's Valerius (+Strength)

[ ] Name's Valeria (+Strength)

[ ] Name's Aquilinus (+Agility)

[ ] Name's Aquilina (+Agility)

[ ] Name's Aurelianus (+Endurance)

[ ] Name's Aureliana (+Endurance)

[ ] Name's Lucius (+???)

[ ] Name's Lucia (+???)

That's a nice name and understandable once you realise that both of your parent were professors in Roman history. But lets move on. How old were you when you left this good earth?

[ ] Sixteen and ready to face life. 8 points

[ ] Eighteen you have no idea what you are doing in life. 12 points

[ ] Twenty-three you have realised that neither does anyone else! 16 points

That's nice the perfect age to spread your wings a little but you should always know were you and your family comes from and that is:

[ ] Sweden via Iran your grandparents were refugees from the US backed coup of the Democratic government there.

[ ] US via Africa or African-American. You're decidedly middle-class but some "people" are still surprised at how articulate you are. Thanks Obama.

[ ] France via Cyprus. Your family is Greek and decided to get out when the going was still good when things started to heat up over there in the 70s.

[ ] US via Japan. Your grandparents came over after the war and decided to stay in California.

[ ] Write-in (Anything is cool as long as the MC has grown up in the Western world kinda doubt my ability to write anything else even with a lot of research)

So let me hear about your life in general. Are you the life of the party or an Introvert? A leader or a follower?
(Here you can start using your points to pick traits and skills.)

[ ] Natural leader. You tended to lead groups both at work and outside it. (Gain Charisma Trait) -2 points

[ ] Bachelors degree in (Write in). (Can only be picked at age twenty-three) -5 points

[ ] You were called a Bookworm Know-It-All aka Hermione growing up. (-Strength -Endurance Gain Intelligent Trait) -2 points

[ ] You joined the local Hema association and managed to win some local tournaments. (Gain Riding skill Gain Martial arts skill +Strength +Endurance +Agility) -3 points

[ ] You joined the local Dojo to show your parents you were different from them. (Gain Martial arts skill +Strength +Endurance +Agility) -2 points

[ ] Your grandfather is a carpenter and you spent many a summer working for him and learning the ropes. (Gain Carpentry skill) -2 points (Locks out other part time jobs)

[ ] You liked nature and spent most of your free time outside either camping, fishing, hunting or just exploring the local forest. (Gain survival skill +Endurance +Strength +Agility) -3 points

[ ] You were not just an introvert but actually quite shy growing up preferring being alone as much as possible. (Gain Shy trait) +2 points (Cannot be taken with Natural leader or vice versa.)

[ ] Allergic to nuts. (Gain Trait Nut allergy.) +2 points

[ ] Beautiful. You are quite good looking and you know it. (Gain Beautiful Trait) -2 points

[ ] Musical talent. You can sing and play the guitar and the harp and the flute aaannnd the piano. Your parents were quite taken with your talent and insisted that you play as much as you liked it got a bit old after the harp lessons. (Gain Skill Musician and Trait Talented Musician.) -3 points

[ ] Hustler. You are a scoundrel who wins at game of chance by cheating and various bets by more cheating your parents despair at you. (Gain Skill Hustling +Agility) -2 points

[ ] Hard Worker. When you set out to do something you do so with your whole being making sure that the job is done with no half-arsing it. (Gain Trait Hard-worker +Endurance) -2points

[ ] Left-handed. Yep there sure are a lot of scissors you'll never use. (Gain Trait Left-handed) +1 point

[ ] Tall. You are tall at over two metres you tower over the majority of the population. (Gain trait tall) -1point

[ ] Mechanic. Your uncle owns a repair shop for everything from bicycles to cars and you worked the summers there as you grew up learning quite a bit about how to fix things in general not just cars. (Gain Skill Mechanical handyman) -2 points (Locks out other part-time jobs)

[ ] Unofficial TA. Your parents taught you a lot about the European Antiquity growing up and later on they dumped some freshman papers on you to grade to your eternal despair. At least they paid you for it. (Gain Skill Knowledge of the Ancient world) -2 points (Locks out other part-time jobs)

[ ] Poly-lingual. You learn new languages fast and you speak four languages Your mother tongue (Swedish/French/English), Latin (Parents fault), Spanish (Or English if not mother-tongue) as well as the language of your ancestors. (Yoruba/Farsi/Greek/Japanese. (Gain trait Poly-lingual) -2 points

[ ] Gardener. Nothing quite compares to home grown tomatoes and cucumbers on a freshly grilled burger. (Gain trait Green fingers Gain skill Gardener) -2 points

You had been up for awhile but what were you doing when the event happened?

[ ] Just chilling in some sandals in swimwear by the pool. +2 points

[ ] On the way out to the store. (Roll for what's in your pockets aside from your wallet and phone) 0 points

[ ] You were about to go hiking for the weekend. (Can only be taken with Survival skill) -2 points

[ ] You were actually drilling in your backyard. (Can only be taken with Hema) -2 points

[ ] You had just arrived to your parents house backpack full and a bag in each hand. -2 points


Well that is that what happens next is up to fate. Good Luck!
 
[X] Fortunate Son
-[X] Name's Felix (+Luck)

-[X] Twenty-three you have realised that neither does anyone else! 16 points

-[X] US via Africa or African-American. You're decidedly middle-class but some "people" are still surprised at how articulate you are. Thanks Obama.

-[X] Natural leader. You tended to lead groups both at work and outside it. (Gain Charisma Trait) -2 points
-[X] Bachelors degree in (Civil Engineering). (Can only be picked at age twenty-three) -5 points
-[X] You joined the local Hema association and managed to win some local tournaments. (Gain Riding skill Gain Martial arts skill +Strength +Endurance +Agility) -3 points
-[X] Allergic to nuts. (Gain Trait Nut allergy.) +2 points
-[X] Musical talent. You can sing and play the guitar and the harp and the flute aaannnd the piano. Your parents were quite taken with your talent and insisted that you play as much as you liked it got a bit old after the harp lessons. (Gain Skill Musician and Trait Talented Musician.) -3 points
-[X] Hard Worker. When you set out to do something you do so with your whole being making sure that the job is done with no half-arsing it. (Gain Trait Hard-worker +Endurance) -2 points
-[X] Left-handed. Yep there sure are a lot of scissors you'll never use. (Gain Trait Left-handed) +1 point
-[X] Poly-lingual. You learn new languages fast and you speak four languages Your mother tongue (English), Latin (Parents fault), Spanish, as well as the language of your ancestors. (Yoruba). (Gain trait Poly-lingual) -2 points
-[X] Gardener. Nothing quite compares to home grown tomatoes and cucumbers on a freshly grilled burger. (Gain trait Green fingers Gain skill Gardener) -2 points

-[X] On the way out to the store. (Roll for what's in your pockets aside from your wallet and phone) 0 points
 
[X]Natural Immigrant
-[X] Name's Aureliana (+Endurance)
-[X] Sixteen and ready to face life. 8 points
-[X] US via Japan. Your grandparents came over after the war and decided to stay in California.

-[X] You liked nature and spent most of your free time outside either camping, fishing, hunting or just exploring the local forest. (Gain survival skill +Endurance +Strength +Agility) -3 points
-[X] Hard Worker. When you set out to do something you do so with your whole being making sure that the job is done with no half-arsing it. (Gain Trait Hard-worker +Endurance) -2points
-[X] Poly-lingual. You learn new languages fast and you speak four languages Your mother tongue (Swedish/French/English), Latin (Parents fault), Spanish (Or English if not mother-tongue) as well as the language of your ancestors. (Yoruba/Farsi/Greek/Japanese. (Gain trait Poly-lingual) -2 points
-[X] Tall. You are tall at over two metres you tower over the majority of the population. (Gain trait tall) -1point
-[X] On the way out to the store. 0 points
Basically, language skill so that we can talk to people, survival skills so we can live in the wilds if need be, and hard worker is for that extra Endurance so we're nice and tanky. Tall is...Kind of meant to play into that though I could be convinced to drop it for something else. And on the way to the store because I needed the point budget since I went for the teenager build.
 
[X]Natural Immigrant

I'd suggest dropping Tall, though; the described height is unusual for someone of European descent, and the Japanese origin would, I think, fit better with someone that's short. I'm not sure what would be a good use for the one point that leaves left over, though. Maybe take left-handed and a two point trait? (Edit: Martial Arts or About To Go Hiking seem like they'd be good additions?)
 
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[X] Plan Warrior with Basic Sciences & Mechanic
-[X] Name's Lucia (+???)
-[x] Twenty-three you have realised that neither does anyone else! 16 points
-[x] Bachelors degree in (Molecular Biology). (Can only be picked at age twenty-three) -5 points
-[x] You were called a Bookworm Know-It-All aka Hermione growing up. (-Strength -Endurance Gain Intelligent Trait) -2 points
-[x] You joined the local Hema association and managed to win some local tournaments. (Gain Riding skill Gain Martial arts skill +Strength +Endurance +Agility) -3 points
-[x] Hard Worker. When you set out to do something you do so with your whole being making sure that the job is done with no half-arsing it. (Gain Trait Hard-worker +Endurance) -2points
-[x] Mechanic. Your uncle owns a repair shop for everything from bicycles to cars and you worked the summers there as you grew up learning quite a bit about how to fix things in general not just cars. (Gain Skill Mechanical handyman) -2 points (Locks out other part-time jobs)
-[x] Gardener. Nothing quite compares to home grown tomatoes and cucumbers on a freshly grilled burger. (Gain trait Green fingers Gain skill Gardener) -2 points
-[x] On the way out to the store. (Roll for what's in your pockets aside from your wallet and phone) 0 points
 
[X] Fortunate Son

its all about luck people...Isekai's are assholes if you don't have luck on your side!
 
Character page
Name: Lucia (Lucy) Solomon
Age: 23
Height: 5.6

Description: A young African-American woman with naturally curly hair cut in a short style. She has broad shoulders and lithe but muscled limbs, her dark eyes glimmer with a keen intellect and her hands have the marks of someone used to hard work both in her garden and on the tournament field.
She is currently dressed in a pair of jeans and a black top with a simple blue jacket on top and a pair of canvas shoes.

Stats:
Strength: D
Endurance: C
Agility: C
Luck: E
???: D

Skills:
Gardener D
Mechanical handyman D
Bachelors in Molecular Biology C
Riding C
Martial artist C

Traits:
Hard-worker
Intelligent
Green fingers

Wallet
Keys
Mobile
Mobile charger
Tissues
Lip-balm
Mint flavoured gum
Three pens
Notebook
Lighter (Full)
Three salt packets
 
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Not gonna lie, from looking at the title I thought that this was gonna be about Bear Grylls Man Vs Wilding it up in the Monty Python and the Holy Grail setting. But this seems interesting too.
 
Vote called.
Adhoc vote count started by core_88 on Aug 24, 2019 at 2:46 PM, finished with 12 posts and 7 votes.

  • [X] Plan Warrior with Basic Sciences & Mechanic
    -[X] Name's Lucia (+???)
    -[X] Twenty-three you have realised that neither does anyone else! 16 points
    -[x] Bachelors degree in (Molecular Biology). (Can only be picked at age twenty-three) -5 points
    -[x] You were called a Bookworm Know-It-All aka Hermione growing up. (-Strength -Endurance Gain Intelligent Trait) -2 points
    -[X] You joined the local Hema association and managed to win some local tournaments. (Gain Riding skill Gain Martial arts skill +Strength +Endurance +Agility) -3 points
    -[X] Hard Worker. When you set out to do something you do so with your whole being making sure that the job is done with no half-arsing it. (Gain Trait Hard-worker +Endurance) -2 points
    -[x] Mechanic. Your uncle owns a repair shop for everything from bicycles to cars and you worked the summers there as you grew up learning quite a bit about how to fix things in general not just cars. (Gain Skill Mechanical handyman) -2 points (Locks out other part-time jobs)
    -[X] Gardener. Nothing quite compares to home grown tomatoes and cucumbers on a freshly grilled burger. (Gain trait Green fingers Gain skill Gardener) -2 points
    -[X] On the way out to the store. (Roll for what's in your pockets aside from your wallet and phone) 0 points
    [X] Fortunate Son
    -[X] Name's Felix (+Luck)
    -[X] Twenty-three you have realised that neither does anyone else! 16 points
    -[X] US via Africa or African-American. You're decidedly middle-class but some "people" are still surprised at how articulate you are. Thanks Obama.
    -[X] Natural leader. You tended to lead groups both at work and outside it. (Gain Charisma Trait) -2 points
    -[X] Bachelors degree in (Civil Engineering). (Can only be picked at age twenty-three) -5 points
    -[X] You joined the local Hema association and managed to win some local tournaments. (Gain Riding skill Gain Martial arts skill +Strength +Endurance +Agility) -3 points
    -[X] Allergic to nuts. (Gain Trait Nut allergy.) +2 points
    -[X] Musical talent. You can sing and play the guitar and the harp and the flute aaannnd the piano. Your parents were quite taken with your talent and insisted that you play as much as you liked it got a bit old after the harp lessons. (Gain Skill Musician and Trait Talented Musician.) -3 points
    -[X] Hard Worker. When you set out to do something you do so with your whole being making sure that the job is done with no half-arsing it. (Gain Trait Hard-worker +Endurance) -2 points
    -[X] Left-handed. Yep there sure are a lot of scissors you'll never use. (Gain Trait Left-handed) +1 point
    -[X] Poly-lingual. You learn new languages fast and you speak four languages Your mother tongue (English), Latin (Parents fault), Spanish, as well as the language of your ancestors. (Yoruba). (Gain trait Poly-lingual) -2 points
    -[X] Gardener. Nothing quite compares to home grown tomatoes and cucumbers on a freshly grilled burger. (Gain trait Green fingers Gain skill Gardener) -2 points
    -[X] On the way out to the store. (Roll for what's in your pockets aside from your wallet and phone) 0 points
    [X]Natural Immigrant
    -[X] Name's Aureliana (+Endurance)
    -[X] Sixteen and ready to face life. 8 points
    -[X] US via Japan. Your grandparents came over after the war and decided to stay in California.
    -[X] You liked nature and spent most of your free time outside either camping, fishing, hunting or just exploring the local forest. (Gain survival skill +Endurance +Strength +Agility) -3 points
    -[X] Hard Worker. When you set out to do something you do so with your whole being making sure that the job is done with no half-arsing it. (Gain Trait Hard-worker +Endurance) -2 points
    -[X] Poly-lingual. You learn new languages fast and you speak four languages Your mother tongue (Swedish/French/English), Latin (Parents fault), Spanish (Or English if not mother-tongue) as well as the language of your ancestors. (Yoruba/Farsi/Greek/Japanese. (Gain trait Poly-lingual) -2 points
    -[X] Tall. You are tall at over two metres you tower over the majority of the population. (Gain trait tall) -1point
    -[X] On the way out to the store. 0 points
    [X]Natural Immigrant
    [X] Fortunate Son
core_88 threw 1 4-faced dice. Reason: Origin since none was picked Total: 1
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core_88 threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: What's in your pockets... Total: 50
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core_88 threw 5 2-faced dice. Reason: Lets check your stats Total: 8
2 2 2 2 2 2 1 1 1 1
core_88 threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: What does her elf eyes see Total: 71
71 71
 
1.1 The Arrival at Dead tree Hill
Day 1


'My name is Lucia Solomon and I have just been Narniad.' That was her first thought as she looked out over the grasslands in front that stretched out until it met the horizon only interrupted by a river that bisected it. To the left the grass reached a tranquil looking forest that looked like something out of a tourist brochure.
To the right the grasslands continued as far as her eyes could see and finally behind her was a large hill with a dead tree at the top, behind it the young woman could see additional hills that carried on until they finally gained some self-respect and grew into mountains whose craggy peaks scratched at the sky.

The only sign of civilization was a stone bridge that arched over the river somewhat to the right of her with a stone road that had last seen any real traffic some decades ago at the very least as it was almost overgrown with grass and some bushes reclaiming it for nature, it emerged from the grasslands farthest from her and connected with the bridge before going over for a bit and then it split one road went on one continued out of sight while the other turned towards the forest and continued on into it.

She could hear birdsong and on the other side of the river was a doe with two fawns following. It was in short idyllic almost to a nauseating degree and the air was filled with the scents of flowers completely free from any hint of human habitation.
Every breath she took felt like a renewal as she felt like something was energizing her with every lungful bringing more then just fresh oxygen to her bloodstream and giving energy beyond what it would normally.

"This is beyond weird and if a lion comes up to me talking about destiny I'll skin that asshole." These were her first she had said out loud since whatever had happened happened...
"Alright Lucy Lou take stock what do you have aside from a wallet and phone." Speaking out loud helped in keeping her calm and doing something constructive allowed Lucia to avoid thinking about the broader implications of her situation.

"Let's see... Wallet, keys, phone, charger, tissues, lip-balm, mint flavoured gum, three pens, a notebook, a lighter, and three salt-packets from burger king, wow I really didn't pack well for my interdimensional trip huh?"

Lucia did quite actively not think about her parents and friends that she might never see again. Did everything not to feel like she might have just lost her place in the world that she had fought hard for growing up as one of the few African-Americans in her decidedly white neighbourhood, a gangly bookworm with few friends but many insecurities that changed herself into a buff, garden growing bookworm with few insecurities but many friends and a bachelors that she would change into a full PhD given time.

"Okay think what would Bear Grylls do... Aside from drinking his own pee that is.." Lucia looked over the scenery again hoping to spy something new.
In the forest she saw what looked like a ruined stone wall a bit further in on the side of the road maybe something useful could be found there?
The tree at the top of the hill nearest to her looked dry without looking rotten, perfect to use as firewood.
Some of the bushes interspersed among the grass looked like they had some berries on them and finally some of the grasses looked like flax which she knew could be used to make oil and fibres for weaving...

She sat down on a rock thinking things over a bit more. Her jeans and top with a jacket would not keep her warm at night and her blue canvas shoes while great for the city wouldn't last long in an outdoors situation the purse might be useful but it was kinda full already.
"Okay lets prioritize: Shelter, water and food that's what I must have today before sunset." Never one for shying away from hard work Lucy stood up and began to work on her problems one by one.

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Lucy has some choices to make. Please vote in plan format and choose five things for her to try to accomplish with highest priority highest and lowest last. I'll put up her stats soon to help you out but some choices bring consequences even if you succeed Luck is always used as a bonus unless in games of chance where it is used as a regular stat. If anyone has a good picture to use for how she looks please link.

[ ] Build a shelter at the hill. (Strength, Agility, Intelligence, Hard-worker) DC 30

[ ] Build a shelter in the forest. (Strength, Agility, Intelligence, Hard-worker) DC 30

[ ] Build a shelter near the river. (Strength, Agility, Intelligence, Hard-worker) DC 30

[ ] Look for some food such as berries and nuts in the grasslands. (Agility, Endurance, Intelligence, Gardener, Hard-worker) DC 35

[ ] Maybe you can catch some fish? With your bare hands... (Agility, Strength, Intelligence, Endurance, Hard-worker) DC 65

[ ] Maybe you can catch something among the grass and bushes to eat. (Agility, Strength, Intelligence, Endurance, Hard-worker) DC 60

[ ] Look for some food such as berries and nuts in the forest. (Agility, Intelligence, Endurance, Gardener, Hard-worker) DC 35

[ ] Water is important try to find something or make something to carry a bit so that you don't have to walk to the river every time you want to drink. (Agility, Strength, Intelligence, Hard-worker)

[ ] Try to figure out where you are roughly in the sense of season, climate, expected weather, north and south and such. (Intelligence, gardener) DC 30/50

[ ] Make a firepit so that you can safely light fires. (Strength, Agility, Intelligence, Hard-worker) DC 20

[ ] Get some firewood from the dead tree at the top of the hill. (Strength, Agility, Endurance, Intelligence, Hard-worker) DC 20

[ ] Look around for useful things in the grassland and by the river such as a sharp rock or a good walking stick. (Intelligence, Hard-worker) DC35/60

[ ] Look around for useful things in the forest such as a sharp rock or a good walking stick. (Intelligence, Hard-worker) DC35/60

[ ] Pick flax to get the seeds and fibres for weaving and such. (Strength, Endurance, Gardener, Intelligence, Hard-worker) DC 25/50
 
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[X] Plan Basic Needs
-[X] Build a shelter at the hill. (Strength, Agility, Intelligence, Hard-worker) DC 30
-[X] Look for some food such as berries and nuts in the forest. (Agility, Intelligence, Endurance, Gardener, Hard-worker) DC 35
-[X] Water is important try to find something or make something to carry a bit so that you don't have to walk to the river every time you want to drink. (Agility, Strength, Intelligence, Hard-worker)
-[X] Make a firepit so that you can safely light fires. (Strength, Agility, Intelligence, Hard-worker) DC 20
-[X] Get some firewood from the dead tree at the top of the hill. (Strength, Agility, Endurance, Intelligence, Hard-worker) DC 20


When in doubt, shelter at elevation.
Don't forage in plains unless you can fight all comers, at least in the forest a human is better at climbing trees than most potential predators.
Water is a basic need so it must be met.
As is warmth, would suck to catch a chill on our first night.
After THAT we can look for tools to optimize our efforts.
 
[ ] Make a firepit so that you can safely light fires. (Strength, Agility, Intelligence, Hard-worker) DC 20

[ ] Get some firewood from the dead tree at the top of the hill. (Strength, Agility, Endurance, Intelligence, Hard-worker) DC 20

Seems most vital for survival and protection against wild life.
 
Okay uh calling the vote I guess? Anyway I'll start rolling and writing now.
core_88 threw 4 100-faced dice. Reason: Shelter Total: 140
40 40 36 36 23 23 41 41
core_88 threw 5 100-faced dice. Reason: Nuts 'n Berries Total: 155
31 31 28 28 37 37 3 3 56 56
core_88 threw 4 100-faced dice. Reason: Water storage Total: 205
40 40 35 35 41 41 89 89
core_88 threw 4 100-faced dice. Reason: Firepit Total: 161
80 80 3 3 65 65 13 13
core_88 threw 5 100-faced dice. Reason: Firewood Total: 199
45 45 69 69 13 13 52 52 20 20
 
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