Bad Genes (Sitcom style Technical Multi-crossover)

Plot: An attempt by the government to make cloned super soldiers runs into a mild snag when it turns out a loophole means they have to use all the DNA donated at least once or they can be sued. The eccentric, sitcom loving person in charge of the project grabs a random scientist and assigns her a new mission; living in a strange family unit with clones from the last few people whose DNA wasn't used to make super soldiers, who have each been artificially aged up into Various stages of life. Not really having a choice, The Scientist (Beatrice) settles in with her new "family" in the small town of Whyruhere, Kansas and antics ensue.