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"...No, it doesn't. Okay, when we get a chance I am loaning you my ebook library and you are going to read a book. Or possibly watch a TV show, if my Netflix works here. Hey, boss lady, does the hotel include transdimensional Wi-fi?"
"...Also, I'm guessing you can tell how pissed off I am about this -" very, to put it succinctly - "I am not pissed off at you, I'm pissed off at who or whatever dictated that your media consumption be 'not even all of the Bible'. And I'm guessing that your English classes weren't much better, then? I can't think of a work of proper fantasy I read for English class either, come to think of it. Gatsby, 1984...Chaucer might count if you squint but if you have to run it through a translator from archaic first it really doesn't...The Iliad? That has some actual mythic heroes in it or around it, at least - Achilles might go well for you, if we can just mitigate the critical weak point in his invulnerability. He was all-'round invincible, except for a single spot in his heel from where his mother was holding him while she dipped him in the ghost river to give him that invincibility. Polyphemus...no, skip him, he was a giant so I must presume that his strength was mostly physical matters of bigness and shit. I'm not sure that would transfer. Also he was a dumbass. Got tricked by the hero of the Iliad, Odysseus - the general who I think came up with the original Trojan horse ploy, if you have ever heard that idiom before - into...I forget if he actually got tricked into blinding himself, but he ended up blinded and when he went running to daddy Poseidon, he was foolish enough to claim 'Nobody'," Marie drops some air quotes, "did it. ...But, yeah, I am going to sit you down with some of my electronics and we are going to find you some fun to have and maybe some ideas to draw from. I regret to inform you that you are now my friend and that this is thus inevitable."
"...Also, I'm guessing you can tell how pissed off I am about this -" very, to put it succinctly - "I am not pissed off at you, I'm pissed off at who or whatever dictated that your media consumption be 'not even all of the Bible'. And I'm guessing that your English classes weren't much better, then? I can't think of a work of proper fantasy I read for English class either, come to think of it. Gatsby, 1984...Chaucer might count if you squint but if you have to run it through a translator from archaic first it really doesn't...The Iliad? That has some actual mythic heroes in it or around it, at least - Achilles might go well for you, if we can just mitigate the critical weak point in his invulnerability. He was all-'round invincible, except for a single spot in his heel from where his mother was holding him while she dipped him in the ghost river to give him that invincibility. Polyphemus...no, skip him, he was a giant so I must presume that his strength was mostly physical matters of bigness and shit. I'm not sure that would transfer. Also he was a dumbass. Got tricked by the hero of the Iliad, Odysseus - the general who I think came up with the original Trojan horse ploy, if you have ever heard that idiom before - into...I forget if he actually got tricked into blinding himself, but he ended up blinded and when he went running to daddy Poseidon, he was foolish enough to claim 'Nobody'," Marie drops some air quotes, "did it. ...But, yeah, I am going to sit you down with some of my electronics and we are going to find you some fun to have and maybe some ideas to draw from. I regret to inform you that you are now my friend and that this is thus inevitable."