Arcanum - A Worm x Final Fantasy XIV Dual Insert Ft. Nihilo

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Two "Arcanists" come to Brockton Bay, carrying with them the Souls of the Scholar and Summoner. Follow their journey as they discover their place in the world after being so violently displaced from their own.

Minor AU elements by fleshing out the ABB, Merchants and independent scene.

A Dual Insert featuring Nihilo
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Miho Chan

One with too many ideas
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Hummelstown
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She/Her
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Have you ever been put under? That sudden snap from being drowsy to being somewhere else altogether?

Try that but standing up in a brand new body.

There were only two saving graces to this situation, the woman who would be needing an equally new name within the minute mused. The first was that having a tail about thrice as long as she was tall had a way to keep you from finding out what the carpet in a busy bank tasted like. The second was that the human brain was uncharacteristically competent about dealing with situations like this and while she hadn't exactly eaten an IED and woken up in a medtent, it still worked just fine. All she was feeling was a detached sort of curiosity.

Taloned hands covered in orange and violet swirls over an uniform mustard yellow reached up to the back of her skull, where she felt something tangled with her hair. Apparently she had some sort of carved stick holding a hair bun in place, but further up there were a pair of branching horns. Given the yellow and blue fur running a line through her tail and the big lapis tuft it ended in? She had something of a feeling of what they looked like.

Her hair, when she pulled one of the longer locks framing her face, was apparently that same vibrant yellow and blue. Just starting at honest-to-god steel grey before turning blonde then the richest blue she had seen in her whole life.

She didn't get more time to check herself out, because that afterthought about this being a busy bank? Her needing to come up with a name in the next minute? Yeah. The shock and bystander effect of her poofing into existence in front of them had started to wear off.

The bank she had landed in was a fairly large one with the decor you'd expect. Carpeted floor, a smattering of chairs, couches and tables trying their best to not make it feel like a hospital's waiting room. There were a pair of double doors to her left, made out of glass because banks seemed physically incapable of not doing so. That and the large windows told her that it was raining outside. Finally, she could see a security guard begin to make his way over to her, currently not at all hostile, though something about his stance told her that could change at any second. Behind him, a respectable crowd of people stood, some of them dressed professionally, others clearly here as part of their weekly chores. All in all, they looked more irritated about the disruption to their day than anything else. There were also about half a dozen children peeking out from behind their parents, fascinated with the rather interesting interruption to their otherwise dull day.

"I swear I didn't teleport here on purpose." She tried with a strained smile and raised hands, hoping to god she wasn't about to get tased. At least she didn't have any obvious weapons on her other than the inch-long black talons on her fingers. Well, unless you counted the doorstopper hanging from her belt, one that'd probably kill a man if it fell from a balcony.

At her words, the security guard stopped, turning towards the trio of tellers at the counter in obvious questioning that she was going to count as a win. Meanwhile, the crowd behind him seemed to collectively shrug and return to go about their day, those already in line turning around. There was an unspoken 'hurry up, bean counter, the entertainment's over' so heavy it may as well have been a neon sign over the crowd.

"Mommy, why is that dragon-lady so shiny?" Of course, the children weren't so quick to let something like this go. A little boy in a stereotypical yellow rain poncho was the one to break the silence and whatever conversation the guard was having with the staff. Maybe she'd be lucky and they hadn't decided to sound the silent alarm, although the way one went to the back while pulling out the phone left no doubt that someone would be showing up.

"Because I take really good care of my scales. My name is Shèn, what's yours?" The so dubbed 'dragon-lady' replied immediately, bending her knees a bit to make herself smaller and trying to soften her smile. She would be the first to admit she was dogshit with kids, treating them more like miniature adults than anything else. Still, she knew how monkey brains were wired, give a name and have a friendly interaction with a child and you were pretty much going home free.

Of course, it was just as the kid was opening his mouth that a muffled shout came from the back, followed by a far more shrill one. The crowd's jolting and muttering was just barely enough to mostly cover up the guard's muttered, "Of course that wasn't everything." As he made his way towards the source of the noise. The day just kept getting better and better, huh? Fuck, how was she going to explain this to her family?

Well, her brand new knife ears weren't picking up any worrying noises from the back and the crowd relaxed freakishly quickly again, so she just… wandered over to a couch. Then she had to figure out how to negotiate a seating arrangement with about eighteen feet of pearlescent tail. Shèn ended up just twisting a bit to the side on a long couch and letting the tail drape over her.

…The fur was really soft. It gave her something to focus on while her other hand checked her pockets. Unsurprisingly, she didn't have a wallet, nevermind any IDs. Just some funny rocks. A flat teardrop of jade with two bites taken out of it and something almost like a drawn bow engraved onto it, an amethyst with the exact same cut and what was either a pictogram for glasses or a bicycle emblazoned on it in gold, then a quartet of circuit-etched gemstones making her bones thrum. Quartz, sapphire, topaz, emerald. Protection, sea, land, sky, they hummed wordlessly. Inklings of powers– spells started to stain her mind, only to be snapped out of it by the return of the security guard.

Or rather, the woman accompanying him. The long pair of triangular ears atop her head and the fluffy tail the size of the girl's torso said in no uncertain terms this one was in Shèn's boat. The kitsune looked a strange mix of contrite, sheepish, melancholic and trying to suppress a glare of all things. Which did funny things to Shèn given those electric purple eyes and slit pupils, forcing her to drag her focus elsewhere. The she-fox had light caramel skin, nowhere near as dark as an Indian woman but she was tiny enough to be from around South East Asia, the slight slant of her eyes and all but ink blank hair all but confirming it.

Much more importantly than all the previous, however, was the big red horn like someone had combined a Tengu's cap with their nose. That together with the very familiar book hanging from her belt and how her green and brown outfit was more belts than sense rather told the dragon what consolation prize they'd gotten.

"Sorry again, Steven. I genuinely have no idea what happened or what's going on. I don't think anyone exactly expects to wake up on the floor of the employee area of a bank, after all." She stated sheepishly as she rubbed the back of her head, her ears flattening in embarrassment. As she continued to walk out, however, the fox-lady noticed the massive dragon tail occupying most of a couch. Then the woman attached to it, looking at Shèn with an expression that stuck between hope and despair, her voice very much matching as she asked, "You too, dragon lady?"

"I showed up standing to the side of the line, but yes." The twice crowned 'dragon-lady' replied with a sigh through her nose, shoulders slumping slightly even as taloned fingers combed through tricolored hair. What a mess, what a mess. "They already called someone to pick us up, I'm pretty sure. Shèn, by the way."

"...Well they sure do work fast." The vixen replied as she walked over, her face falling a bit before she forced it back into neutrality, "Miho. I suppose. It'll work for now, at least, until I figure out if I want to change names with the situation or not."

The dragon was silent for two heartbeats, before springing to her feet with a flex of her tail. Her hand moved as if to grab Miho's own or perhaps squeeze her shoulder, only to flop back down with a shake of Shèn's head, "Come on, I don't think they'll mind if we wait at the steps and we can have a bit of privacy that way."

Only receiving a slight incline of her head in response from the rather despondent fox, the dragon led the way to the door. She was so focused on her sister in shitfuck that she didn't look outside until she was halfway through opening the door. "I don't suppose you're just here to make a deposit?" Shèn all but pleaded, frozen like a deer in headlights at what fate had seen fit to vomit onto her shoes.

"Here to make a withdrawal, actually. Several." One of the five supervillains in front of her chimed up with a shit-eating grin, noting the aborted motion with some curiosity. She was dressed in a lavender bodysuit with black stripes placed in what she was pretty sure was meant to be a 'Tt'. The dragon arched an eyebrow at the maybe fifty pounds soaking wet teenager trying her hardest to sound smooth. Credit where it was due, the blonde had rolled with the punches without missing a beat, but the curse of being fifteen years old was harder to beat than that.

Teal eyes flicked between a domino mask, the glock on the spokeswoman's utility belt, the motorcycle leathers duo built like quarterbacks and a pair of amber lenses set into beetle carapace and spider silk. Tattletale, Bitch, Grue and Skitter. Plus Regent at the far back barely visible between his friends, the massive cloud of bugs and trio of pony sized dogs.

Joy and rapture.

At least Shèn wasn't the only one suffering, even beyond how Miho had clutched at her book. Skitter clearly hadn't learned how to shunt her emotions to her swarm yet, her body stiffening and trembling softly as fight or flight hit her like a runaway truck. Her face was probably a picture right now, not that anyone could see behind those amber lenses. Grue, for his own part, tensed like a loaded spring as he subtly lowered into a brawling stance. A quick glance at Tattletale and a small hand gesture from her, though, and he relaxed. Bitch had been pretty much in lockstep with Grue where her response was concerned. Finally, Regent was being more or less as he'd been depicted. Poncy shit was leaning against his cane as if he had all the time in the world, a shit eating grin peeking through the gaps of his mask as he rapidly recognized that neither of the pair were currently hostile. 'Currently' doing a hell of a lot of heavy lifting.

"And if we object to that, friends?" Miho asked, a dangerous edge in her voice. Someone was clearly looking for an excuse to drown her pain in violence. Blessedly, it didn't take a Thinker power to read up on one of the most common attitudes among parahumans beating feet in the backstreets.

Just like that, everyone was tensed up again, Tattletale's eyes flickering between the two unknown unknowns before locking with Shèn's. A tiny little twitch towards Skitter was all it took to make the dragon spit out a resigned sigh. She just wasn't willing to take chances with little miss brutality, "Alright, come on in. I'm not strong enough to kick all of you into the street and I know better than to start shit next to a bunch of bystanders. Don't hurt anyone and we won't find out how many of you I can send into the intensive care ward before I get turned into hamburger meat."

Thankfully, Miho seemed to have gotten the message, "...What Shèn said, then." Pausing, she frowned, glancing over the teenagers again with more than a little judgment in her eyes, "Don't try to find out. You won't like the results."

It could be a trick of the light, but Shèn was ninety percent sure that she and Tattletale shared a look of commiseration as they got their partners to calm down. It was gone in an eyeblink, covered up with a winsome smile and a peppy, "At last, a hero with good sense!"

The rest of the Undersiders were stuck playing catchup with this stop and go game. Nevermind how much it broke their brains to just have a pair of 'obvious heroes' just letting them in. It seemed, of the Undersiders, Skitter was by far taking it the hardest. Everything about her posture radiated frustration and malcontent despite being, y'know, an undercover hero. None of the other Undersiders had particularly obvious reactions, though Regent was making a show of stroking his chin contemplatively as he leaned against one of the pillars lining the facade, keeping watch while his teammates trotted in.

As the Undersiders entered the bank, it became imminently obvious that, well, Brocktonites were not okay. Almost without prompting, most of the bystanders walked over to the wall, muttering something about not causing trouble with worryingly practiced ease. The children looked more excited than anything, as if this was their latest episode of Spongbob come live. The security guard from earlier, for his own part, swore something under his breath as he approached the undersiders with a resigned gait, hands in the air to avoid unfortunate misunderstandings.

"Capes," The guard began, nodding towards the Undersiders, "I assume you're only here for the money, correct?"

…Oh, right, bank money was insured. Honestly, Shèn had been so focused on not turning people into collateral that she hadn't even stopped to think about that. Given Miho's laconic blink and nearly-audible spool up noises, the she-fox was probably in a similar boat as her.

"That would be correct, Steven!" Tattletale chirped with… okay, the face she made resembled a kitsune mask somewhat with the way her eyes crinkled but it was just a regular smug smirk, "I'm sure you know the drill! Disarm, go over with the rest of the temporary hostages, and there'll be no problems~"

Not even bothering to protest, Steven simply nodded, professionally discarding his taser and placing it on the floor, moving over to the wall without protest with the confirmation that the Undersiders weren't here for a spot of redecoration and repainting.

With that particular song and dance concluded, Tattletale turned to the rest of the people within the bank, making a grand, sweeping bow that was so blatantly performatory that it felt genuine, "Hello, Brockton Bay Central! While I'm sure all of you know the drill, I'm going to repeat it so no one can claim I didn't do my due diligence! As of right now, you are all hostages to prevent any of our local hero organizations from busting in and causing immense amounts of barely insured property damage! If you simply stay calm, stay sane, and generally cause no problems, we'll be out of your hair in about thirty minutes! To ensure your cooperation, we'll have Bug over here," She pointed grandly towards Skitter at that, all showman pomp, "monitoring you through her moths! Rest assured that she can tell if you decide to do something stupid, and you wouldn't want to be the reason that little Timmy can't go home tonight, now would you?"

At the crowd's rather laconic reaction and affirmation, the bodysuit clad girl continued, turning towards the staff standing behind the till, "Now, if you lovely ladies and gentlemen could go open the vault and start retrieving all the valuables, we can get out of your hair as fast as possible!"

"I knew Brockton Bay was something else, but seeing is believing." Shèn muttered under her breath as she simply… walked over to the hostages, standing between them and the Undersiders. Hands crossed behind her back to show she wasn't about to do anything stupid and engraved quartz up her sleeve in case someone else did.

"Ah, right. That's what it was called," Miho muttered back in turn, a quick look confirming that her ears were slanted towards Shen, "Though I suppose it's not surprising, considering that apparently they have the highest cape per capita in the world or something."

They were barely done with that tiny exchange when some sort of crowd hive mind seemed to kick in, a full three quarters of the hostages whipping out their phones. They didn't even try to pretend to not stream or make online posts, yet only Skitter looked put off. Very tellingly, Grue put a hand on her shoulder and shook his head before she could do anything. A hushed exchange between them followed, but even Shèn's knife ears weren't enough to pick up on. Miho, though, was another story. Her lips were moving, clearly piecing together what those floppy fox ears of hers were telling her.

'Reputation is everything in Brockton Bay, Bug. The recordings make sure that we don't end up as statistics in the evening paper.'

'What, why? We're just putting a target on our backs for the gangs to take advantage of!'

'Because the more famous you are, the harder it is for the gangs to off you or hold your identity hostage. That game of cops and robbers Tats talks about? It's only for celebrities. People would notice if, say, Glory Girl disappeared one day, because she and New Wave are well known. But, if, oh, I don't know, Diesel the generic Brute suddenly stopped patrolling one day, no one would notice because Diesel the generic Brute is
forgettable. He's not different, he's not special, he doesn't put on a show and so nobody cares.'

'That– that's not
right! Why is it always a popularity contest with these things?!'

'I know it sucks, but it doesn't matter if you don't like the rules of the game Bug, especially not when the 'normal world' is just like that too. While you're running with us, you're damn well going to follow those rules to the letter. Now, leave the hostages alone. If it bothers you that much, feel free to sandbag at your leisure so the PRot underestimates you later. It's what we do, most of the time.'


Shèn left them to it, she'd ask Miho later if anything important was said. She had something of an idea what it was about anyways, so she was free to focus on Tattletale leading the trio of bank tellers to the back. Bitch went with her after a sharp, "Angelica, Brutus, stay."

Which left two steadily growing murder dogs keeping the crowd company while the third followed her. Very pointedly staying the size of a pony, presumably to fit in the corridors. It also left Shèn without anything to do other than twiddle her taloned thumbs.

…Actually, the Thinker had just left. The phones may pick up on this, but honestly? Whatever, they wouldn't be able to piece it together. She bumped shoulders with Miho, lowering her voice to dead library levels, "Quartz, sapphire, topaz, emerald."

Miho went stiff for a moment, before relaxing, "Quartz, ruby, diamond, amethyst." She echoed back just as softly, "Summoner. Scholar."

Protection, wildfire, blizzard, thunderstorm. It was the grimoire whispering wordlessly to Shèn this time, thrumming her bones with meaning. Still, the two Jobs the fox mentioned… "Triangle and glasses?"

Looking almost offended, Miho nodded, "Technically a hat and a book. It seems– Well, it seems like we are birds of a feather, at least."

Yeah, they couldn't really discuss more without getting into things they really didn't want on the internet. Still, they had to while away the time somehow, soooo… "I got the better tail, though." The dragon said with a grin, waving her fluffy tail tip in challenge.

"Them's fighting words, you overgrown lizard." Miho huffed back playfully, a bit of the melancholy disappearing from around her, "Clearly the fluffy perfection that is my vulpine tail is far superior to that scaled nonsense." She continued, faux haughtiness dripping from her voice.

Shèn could almost smell the overpriced perfume and lead powder. She, of course, did the mature thing and puffed up her nearly nonexistent chest while looking down at the much shorter woman, "I got glossy scales that put leather to shame, silky fur to pet and can wrap someone six times over with it. If you can find your superiority, by all means, share with the class."

"Consider, I have fluffy tail, you do not." Miho retorted smugly, resting her case.

"Floozy." The dragon replied with all the eloquence under heaven.

"Lizzer." The fox countered with all the haughtiness of the Imperial Courts of the East.



"Pfft." "Hrk"

They both descended into giggles, momentarily forgetting that they were currently hostages. Of course, Earth Bet was all too happy to hand them a reminder.

"Oi, Bossman, the Wards are here." Regent yelled from outside, stepping into the bank with all the elegance expected from a court jester, "They're setting up a cordon, and the PRT is starting to arrive in force with non capes."

For one precious second, Shèn and Grue were in exactly the same wavelength, united by a singular thought. 'Tell me it isn't Shadow Stalker.' The latter even said it out loud to his teammate with the groan of the damned.

"I'm afraid that the edgelady supreme herself has in fact, graced us with her glorious presence, oh Big Kahuna." Regent waxed 'poetically', false simpering pouring forth like a fountain. Then he dropped the act like a man changing hats, "Oh, and she looks like she's chomping at the bit to, ya know, put another few arrows in your gut."

"Goddammit." Grue groaned, twisting towards the back as he hollered out, "Oi, Tats. I need you out here stat!"

"Give me a second, Grue!" Came the near instant response, more than a little shrill, "Bitch and I are almost done here. Stall them if you have to!"

With another sound of vague frustration, Grue proved why he was the nominal leader immediately, "Right. Regent. You're with me. We're going to step outside, and explain to our wonderful local superheroes why exactly trying to attack us is a bad idea. Bug, I'm going to need you to take the more violent parts of your swarm out and… dissuade our local sports team from doing something stupid."

"We'll intervene if it starts looking like fatalities are possible for either side or the hostages are imperiled." Miho said softly, her voice low so that only Shen could hear, for all her eyes were flinty, "Which is probably going to be necessary since both sides have a Little Miss Brutality."

"I am going to summon some minions to guard the civvies and give them forcefields, I'm not taking any chances with loose cannons on the field." Shèn stated firmly, projecting her voice, a quartet of jewels held between the fingers of her raised hand.

"...Go ahead." Grue nodded, after a few moment's consideration, likely weighing the cost benefit as he waved aside Regent's look, "In the event that shit goes down, it's better to not have extra heat from injured or dead hostages." He explained, likely for Regent and Bug's benefit, seeing as the latter issued a poor attempt at a subtle nod right after he finished speaking.

Just like that, light bloomed from the dragon's hand, shooting off into a quartet of comets circling the hostages. Turquoise, deep blue, burnt yellow, bright green. They coalesced into… Shèn's best attempt at being kid friendly.

Cartoonish proportions, bright colors matching the lights, big and expressive mouths and eyes. The essentials, rather unfortunately countermanded by teeth like spearheads and an uncomfortably long tongue all packed into what was basically a winged ball about ninety percent eye and mouth. The crystals had demanded a projection schema when she pumped aether into them, she needed something flight capable and relatively compact while able to put the hurt in someone. So here she was, doing her best to sanitize the venerable Ahriman within two seconds.

At least the crystals had also asked for behavioral strictures, so they were big balls of cheer doing little aerial tricks for the kids. Blessedly, these were Brocktonites, so they took to the entertainment and implied safety net like fishes to water. Man, how desensitized were these people?

"Alright, Aegis, with me." Shèn called, the turquoise-skinned Ahriman chirping as it flew to her side. One hand on the spine of a suddenly fluttering book and the other outstretched towards the crowd, green-white light traced itself into existence as though by an invisible brush. Two sets of overlapping magick circles, hellishly dense arcane schema shifting and adjusting with each lazy rotation.

"Of course there are literal fucking wizards now." Someone grumbled in the universal tone of immense personal suffering and Ramses-grade dried out patience. In other words, he sounded like a retail worker. He was the outlier, though. On the other end of the spectrum, the crotch goblin wranglers were shooting her thankful looks for keeping the kids happy and distracted.

"Didn't you know? Friendship is magic." Shèn said in lieu of telling the man to shush and let the wizard cast 'don't bleed out from stray shrapnel'. Also, fuck but was loading forty-six individual instances of Radiant Aegis into this schema making her sweat. She could only hope the staff at the back would hold out until she could send the Quartz-Ahriman over to slap some shields on them too. The little guy was doing god's work here, she wouldn't be able to do even half of this without the funny flying eyeball.

"Arcanist, not Wizard." Miho grumped to herself, quietly enough that only Shèn could hear.

"Shush, you're on glare mage duties once I bust my load on these barriers." The dragon hissed back.

"I'm not a White Mage, dumbass. No wonder your Carbuncles aren't Carbuncles, you filthy uncultured heathen. Che, no appreciation for the classics." Miho grumbled to herself with no small amount of dry snark. Miho's own gemstones shone in her hand as she summoned her Carbuncles forth in a tight burst of aether. Turquoise, ruby, snow white, and amethyst carbuncles joined the four flying meatballs at the feet of the hostages. All of them sat on their haunches, some watching over the crowd and others outwards. Skitter got the honor of getting two pairs of beady ferret-fox eyes boring into her as the three-tailed simulacra simply stood there, placidly.

The Master twitched, then proved she was a bona-fide teenager by looking away in a huff, making a show of how she was too busy to deal with this.

"While I didn't exactly say you could as well, Foxy, I suppose as long as you aren't starting something…" Grue muttered, shaking his head, "Alright, for real this time, Regent, let's step outside and greet the coppers, yeah?"

The pair stepped out just in time for the spell to reach its crescendo. White-green lines suddenly compressed into a tiny sphere and shot for the ceiling, where it shattered into fifty-two pieces. They trailed like comets, landing on each and every head sans Skitter's and the dogs', arcane schema blooming from the point of contact and their feet. Row upon row of iridescent hexagons twirled into existence, snapping together like magnets until every last person and being was completely wreathed.

For their part, it was this, of all things, that broke the seemingly unflappable crowd of Brocktonites. Most, if not all of them, staring at their barrier with outright awe even as it faded from visibility. Perhaps it was understandable, given that such a display of 'parahuman' ability was in the realm of Myrddin rather than a no-name random. Or perhaps it was the kindness the pair of 'parahumans' had displayed by their constant care for the proverbial little guy that finally cracked that stiff upper lip. In the end, it didn't really matter. The crowd shook it off within moments and huddled into a corner, knowing full well where the wind was blowing.

Shèn all but collapsed on the coils of her tail the moment the barriers were in, overpowering whatever allowed it to almost float as she turned it into an impromptu chair, gasping for air. As it turned out, making your first proper spell a massive multitarget? Not a great idea. It felt like someone had taken a melon baller to her chest cavity.

Not that she was regretting it, since she had barely caught her breath by the time everything thoroughly went to hell in a handbasket.



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It had not even been a minute since the door shut behind the villain duo, Miho and Shen just barely able to pick up the exchange occurring just beyond the boundaries set by the glass door. Neither the rain nor the rising murmurs of the crowd were helping. Seeing outside was also a struggle because Skitter was keeping most of her bugs under the bank's eave, soggy wings were clearly something of a problem for an insect Master.

"Hello Brockton Bay Wards and PRT! As I'm sure you're aware, we, the Undersiders, have taken everyone currently within the Brockton Central Bank hostage. Now, if you all cooperate, we can ensure their safety. However, if any of you start making aggressive moves towards us, well, I'm sure you all know where I'm going with this!"

Shèn didn't need eyes on the scene to see the teenage merc gesturing grandly. How much he was hamming it up because Cape rules and how much it was just being a huge fucking nerd of a teen, only god and perhaps Aisha knew. Either way, she had enough common courtesy not to comment on how he sounded like a theater kid taking his first baby steps into a lead role.

The ensuing silence was good. Great, even! It means that the PRT and their superpowered teens were doing the responsible thing and talking out a plan of action. This was only confirmed when another teen's voice spoke up, this time through a megaphone and with a faint Puerto Rican accent. "Understood, Undersiders. Give us a moment to put the hostage negotiator–"

"STALKER, YOU SCUM-SUCKING–!" A girl screamed like a miniature Drill Sgt, although even her prodigious lungs were drowned out by the all-consuming buzz of Skitter's swarm going berserk.

The writhing mass of chitin did nothing to keep her and everyone else from watching Grue's silhouette twist and get a crossbow bolt appendectomy. God, Shèn hoped it was just an appendectomy, all she could tell was that the kid was on his knees with the silhouette of a broadhead through his torso. He had jerked right before the silhouette of a broadhead punched through his gut, so maybe–

She blinked rain out of her eyes. That was a lot of troopers. And Wards. And pissed off bugs.

"Bug, get yourself together and get you and yours out of here. Shèn and I will handle the fucking cops. Of course they employ the murderous vigilante, the goddam fucking morons. In exchange, I expect that the hostages will be safe, understood?"

All of it was ignored as the wind blowing water into her face. Shèn had a bleeding, unresponsive teenager in her hands. There was already a tracery of white-green light floating over her fingers, her support Ahriman having apparently followed her out of the bank during that almost fuge given how it had just chomped off the broadhead sticking out of Grue's back. Nevermind how images of slow internal bleeding, shock and a kidney missed by two inches were filling her head courtesy of the monster's glowing eyeball. A moment later, there was a copy of her healing spell's schema floating over its massive iris, ready to be applied on the other side of the wound.

Shèn breathed in, breathed out.

Yank, pressure, Physik. Good news, he wasn't going to bleed out. Bad news, either she or Ahriman had to sustain the spell to keep it that way. Worse news, he was going into shock. Worst news, Aegis reported septic leakage so the man also needed an Esuna to purge that within the hour or he was gone. The only silver lining was that Resurrect would fix the first two issues and buy a hell of a lot of time for the third.

"Barrier on both, now." The hissing growl underlining her words was more at home in a two hundred pound alligator than a human, but Shèn's body gave as little of a shit about it as her right now. What mattered was that she didn't have to worry about these idiot kids getting turned into swiss cheese as she switched to the agony of slow-filling a Resurrect schema. Every fiber in her body wanted to speed it up, only for the grimoire at her hip to mercilessly shoot her down. A drawn out thrum from her book to the magic coursing through her veins whispered in her ear that this was the fastest someone of her skill could go without the spell shitting itself. She had never loathed an inanimate object so much, but she swallowed it through her stress grin and kept doing her hardest to keep the poor bastard and the spell steady. This was NOT made easier by a legion of centipedes, wasps and god alone knew what else swarming over them. At least they'd be harder to shoot at like this but don't fucking distract the medic you twat.

"I hate to be the bearer of bad news," Regent made his presence known again and only didn't get a glare fit to burn through five feet of concrete because Shèn refused to take the eyes off her patient. The kid's voice was strained to the point of turning shrill, his words coming in a great rush, "But Shadow Stalker doesn't look like she's satisfied with just that– she's coming over to finish him off– I'm doing my best to buy as much time as I can by tripping her up but she's still coming!"

"MIHO!" The dragon roared and like the answer to a prayer, lightning came.



"–I expect the hostages will be safe, understood?" She declared firmly, her voice boyed by confidence and bravado she didn't feel. It seemed to be enough to snap the teen out of her oncoming panic attack, and, almost hesitantly, Bug nodded.

With the confirmation that the girl that would become Skitter had received her message, Miho turned her attention towards the developing situation outside. Electric purple eyes assessed the situation with tactical expertise she had not possessed until she had woken up here, the alien thoughts in her mind whispering potential problems and their solutions in a way that spoke of years of dedicated studying; studying Miho could not remember doing. Because of course she would wake up worlds aways from everything she had ever known and loved, because that was just the kind of-

'Put it in a box, worry about it later.' Miho forced the oncoming bout of anger at her situation aside with a firm mental hand. She had bigger fish to fry, especially since the absolute fucking cunt that was Sophia Hess would be going for broke now that she'd screwed the pooch. She didn't trust the traumatized Darwinist to do literally anything else, nor the need to moderate her paranoia given what she was stepping into.

That wariness was vindicated moments later as Regent shouted in warning, his arms twitching as he did his absolute best to foul up her approach. Before she realized what she was doing, her feet were beating against the floor. Before she could process the former, she was calling out firmly to all but her unaspected Carbuncle, firmly ordering them into action. In what felt like an instant, she was through the door, all but smashing it clean off its hinges with a shoulder check, Her Amethyst Carbuncle leaping to her shoulder as she raced against the clock.

She could see space bending like a pretzel in a dizzying display of power. She could see a wispy form that vaguely aped a teen's silhouette, racing through each obstacle placed in front of her with an expertise that would be much more admirable if the intent behind wasn't so decidedly murderous. She could see a deluge of assorted arthropods, crawling all over Grue and Shen in a fruitless effort to shield the pair without getting in the way of the latter's work as Bug panicked, her irritation a palpable force filling the air with the buzzing of insects. Miho's mind whispered to her that she wouldn't make it in time, that she wouldn't reach Shèn and Grue before her foe did. As she pushed her body to the breaking point, straining through her limits with nothing but adrenaline and pigheaded stubbornness, a thought danced through her mind,

'I don't need to reach them. I just need to shoot down Stalker. I'm an Arcanist, not a Pugilist.'

"MIHO!" Shèn thundered, her cry briefly rippling the rain as Miho's spine stiffened. Adrenaline pumped through her body as she barked out a firm command towards her Amethyst Carbuncle. Moments before Shadow Stalker lined up a shot to deliver the coup de grace, she was upon the murderous bitch with an inarticulate battlecry. The Carbuncle on her shoulder leapt forth, loosing a wide bramble of lightning; one that Shadow Stalker had no real way to dodge with the dizzying amount of spatial distortions surrounding her, each twist in space akin to wrongness in the visual spectrum. Despite the amount of lighting poured forth, only a limited amount hit Miho's target, the rest sent flying into the sky or ground by the distortions that her foe had just now broken clear of, her body twitching as she was knocked out of her near ethereal state.

Within a half a breath the Kitsune was upon the teen, her shoulder slamming into the Ward and sending her tumbling ass over teakettle away from her target. Shadow Stalker's crossbow tumbled onto the concrete with a satisfying thunk. Even before the former vigilante came to rest, Miho was unsheathing her grimoire with a practiced movement full of alien familiarity. Pushing the complicated feelings that arose without prompting aside, Miho interposed herself between Shadow Stalker and the others, ears flat against her head and her tail lashing from side to side in a blatant display of furious aggression.

'Keep Shèn safe. Gotta buy her enough time for her to work her magic. Make sure the kid doesn't die, and that his little sis isn't left with no options but shitty ones.' She told herself, only for her ears to twist over backwards.

"Right. I can do the whole song and dance about thanking you after we get into cover."

"And I can make sure you don't have to get your intestines unzipped once we're in there, come on."

She couldn't quite help her toothy smile, now that they were inside the bank she had a lot more options.

Shadow Stalker leapt back up to her feet snarling something that Miho didn't bother listening to for a second, unsheathing a pair of knives. It didn't matter when she drowned it out with a barked, "ルイン!" poisonous purple eyes all but glowing as she practically spat a Ruin. The bundle of impossible black light sailed like an arrow– and promptly swerved up into the sky when it got within ten feet of Shadow Stalker.

"Stand DOWN, Shadow Stalker!" A young, female voice roared with authority, sounding more like a drill sergeant than the twelve year old it had likely come from.

Taking only a moment to be impressed at Vista's efficiency and skill, Miho's eyes narrowed as she stared into the spatial distortions surrounding the Ward she had been combating only a second ago. It would have to be enough. In the interest of deescalating, she reigned herself in, pulling back from her aggressive stance as she stood at attention, her body still tense as she prepared to spring back into actions should it prove necessary. Not that Stalker seemed to care, content to play at being cooperative. Those probing eyes weren't fooling the fox for a second.

Miho quickly cast her gaze around, trying to get as much information as she could get on the PRT and Wards cordon as she could without giving her opponent a proper opening. Focusing first on the PRT cordon, they had it set up professionally as far as she could tell, each individual agent keeping their cool as they did their assigned tasks. Tense, yes, but not twitchy.

Turning her attention then to the Wards, she was immediately disappointed sans two exceptions. Their nominal leader, Aegis, was… doing nothing. He was frozen in place, what little of his face she could see screwed up in indecision. Perhaps he was instead communicating with someone on the comms, but the point was that he wasn't doing anything to take charge. Gallant, on the other hand, was so torn on something that she could read it clear as day despite only having body language to go off of. Given that Miho wasn't in the habit of assigning something her potential enemies could be doing, she shoved the immediate thought that he was debating whether to attack her aside, instead opting to keep an eye on him. Clockblocker looked about ready to sprint over to his waffling teammate to do god knows what, coiled up tighter than a spring. There was another she didn't recognize in the slightest. Built like a strongman carved from marble, clad in a blue bodysuit with a diamond thematic, the only sign of his actual age was that the face was a teenager's idea of pure masculinity. The exaggerated lantern jaw gave it away. Unfortunately, that was about everything she could piece together, the looks and consume weren't ringing any bells. He was just standing there with his arms crossed over a barrel chest, so she just set the matter aside. Especially because she suddenly had to worry about the team's Tinker aiming a gun at her. If anyone noticed, they didn't say anything.

Vista, however, wasn't about to take that lying down. How she noticed, Miho had no idea, but the yells came across the street loud and clear. "Kid Win, lower your gun right now or that ball lightning will be tickling your prostate!" It was perhaps a petty use of her powers to shove knife hands in the face of someone behind and to her left, but damn if it wasn't effective. Kid Win took several steps back, almost fumbling his gun which of course treated him to even more of a dressing down.

Miho quietly turned her attention away from the Wards and back towards the jumped up vigilante pretending to be part of them, only for her eyes to shoot as wide open as they'd get. Between muscleman and the Tinker, her attention had slid almost entirely off of Stalker. Together with Vista's lapse to berate Kid Win and confiscate his gun, that had been enough for the Breaker.

The spatial maze hadn't budged an inch despite the Shaker's multitasking, but that wasn't enough to contain a dimensional phaser who had trained and fought with Vista for nearly half a year. One moment she was standing there, the next a cloud of smog was contorting and phasing through the dimensional maze.

The vixen played up her panic, three Amethyst Ruins screamed towards Stalker fruitlessly, each one sent into the sky or the earth without so much as a twitch from the none-too-happy Shaker at the back. Growling to herself, Miho searched for an opening even as the most veteran Ward multitasked herding her rogue teammate away from the bank and keeping the idiot in question from getting hit by an unknown Blaster. The only thing remotely approaching a flaw was that Shadow Stalker was 'only' slowed down rather than deadlocked.

A flicker of respect bloomed in the fox, for all it didn't stop her from relentlessly probing the defenses with her lightning. Slowly learning what this or that bend in the downpour and the air itself meant for the twisted space.

"Sit your ass down, Gallant! I don't have time for your bullshit!" The de-facto Wards leader roared, her attention pulled away as she was forced to redirect a barrage of heartjacking lasers.

Miho needed no further invitation, aether flowing clear and smooth through her grimoire before screaming out as a lance of violet lightning. Even with Vista's reflexes, all that changed was that the electrocution began from the shoulder instead of the gut. Once again, Sophia Hess was ripped away from her power and thrown onto the pavement to convulse.

The flicker of respect kindled into a flame, the she-fox ever so briefly casting her gaze towards the general direction of the Wards. With a quick pulse of aether, she ordered her Carbuncles retreat as she withdrew back towards the entrance, keeping a sharp eye on all the parties still somewhat involved in the conflict. For now, she would stay out here, on guard… but something was niggling at her. She was forgetting something.

All the more reason to stay on guard, even as Stalker remained limp on the ground and Vista wrangled her team into a semblance of cohesion.



Lightning had just struck twice when the arcane schema covering Shèn's flattened hands finished charging, releasing into Grue's chest with a jolt that rattled her arms to the shoulder. Under other circumstances, she may've been amazed at turning her yellow mitts into magical defibrillators. As it was, the only tangential thought she allowed herself was a silent thanks to Regent for stopping the convulsions on the sly.

Grue jolted upwards with a gasp, patting himself down and looking completely mystified at y'know, not having a crossbow bolt sticking out of his gut and two inches away from perforating his kidney. To nobody's surprise, the patch job of Resurrect was very tender. She'd have to give him a focused Physik to make sure he didn't have complications down the line, going by the diagnostics Aegis was feeding her.

For now, though, she sprang back to her feet with a flex of her tail. Just in time for the merc to finish getting a grip on the situation and throw her a thankful nod, "Right. I can do the whole song and dance about thanking you after we get into cover."

"And I can make sure you don't have to get your intestines unzipped once we're in there, come on." As much as it was nice to watch Shadow Stalker convulse like a beached fish on the pavement, they had more important things to do.

Wordlessly, she took point. Grue followed behind her and Regent closed the formation while Quartz Ahriman kept its massive eye on the battle, ready to spring a barrier if something went way wrong.

Perhaps unsurprisingly, the first thing Shèn clapped eyes on her way in was Skitter. Or rather, Skitter being kept from rushing at Grue by Tattletale. The Thinker was urgently whispering something into the other girl's ear as they entered, her eyes gazing around the room before she finally greeted the trio with false cheer, "Welcome back you three! I take it negotiations went poorly?"

"You can say that again." The dragon groaned, a flare of aether ordering the barrier Ahriman to switch with wind in keeping an eye on the door and windows. A glance of her own at the crowd left her decidedly conflicted. On one hand, they weren't scared at all, which was good! On the other hand, they were feeling well enough to be back to recording this whole thing, some of them aiming their phones at her while others looked at the windows. Whatever, she'd take it. Bigger things to worry about. "Mind finding yourself a couch to lay down on, Grue? I got you stable but if I don't finish up the job you'll be dying of sepsis in a day or two."

Immediately, Grue tensed, only for a firm shake of Tattletale's head to put that to rest. Her tone offered no avenue for defiance, "She's completely serious, Grue. Get on the couch. Regent, Bug and I can keep an eye out."

"Right this way, big guy." Shèn said, tapping him lightly on the shoulder with her tail as she moved towards a big three seater. She may be half a head taller than him, but she wasn't about to literally belittle a poor teen who'd been convulsing on the ground less than a minute ago.

With an exasperated sigh that sounded a touch exaggerated to her knife ears, Grue almost grudgingly trudged along behind her. If she were a betting woman, she'd put good money on it being a strong front too. 'Don't let them see you flinch' and all that.

"That lightshow from a moment ago is for reviving people, it took care of the internal bleeding and purged most of the gunk so you aren't keeling over anytime soon, but it's only really meant for getting someone footslogging to safety where they can get proper treatment." The dragon started explaining, tapping index and middle on her thumb's talon, the satisfying clackclackclack grounding her a bit. She spun on her heel as she reached the sofa, tail a whirling blur of pearlescent scales and two-toned fur as it followed the movement and kept her steady, "Siddown. I just need to put a hand to your chest for this next one, so no need to lie down yet."

Without any of the earlier protests, the Shaker sat down. The dragon made the executive decision to take that as her attempts at being reassuring or at least distracting working somewhat. Which meant keep going.

"Now, I'm going to finish mopping up the leakage from your lower intestines first. This schema is called Esuna," Shèn said as her talons lit up with prismatic light. She put her outstretched fingers together, before rolling her wrists to trace out a large circle, hellishly complex patterns and symbols in every color of the rainbow. Idly, she cut away most of the sections, leaving purple and red to shine all the brighter. He didn't really have any mental conditions to clean up and she only had so much aether to go around. Thank god that her Ahrimans didn't need any upkeep. "It is a multipurpose purger that will take care of both the toxins, bacteria poised to cause an infection, and any pockets of spilled blood that could go necrotic."

Grue nodded wordlessly and she decided it was safe to assume a relatively experienced parahuman would be paying attention when the healer Cape talked about the procedure. A quick glance told her that Tattletale was, unsurprisingly, watching her like a fucking hawk from behind the counter. Skitter was by the hostages, Regent was keeping Aegis-the-Ahriman company and Bitch was presumably at the back carrying bags full of money by now.

There were also a fuck of a lot of cameras pointed at her and the bank was definitely quiet enough for them to pick up what she was saying. She'd feel awkward if she wasn't too busy keeping a teenager's life from here on out from being misery.

"Once that's done I will use a more focused version of Physik, the schema I used to seal your wound then Aegis over there," A taloned thumb hooked over her shoulder to the Ahriman, the other hand busy feeding power to the magic array. The overgrown Beady Eye chirruped in response, waving with its tail in lieu of turning around, "Used to keep you from dying of internal bleeding while I charged up Resurrect. Anyways, I'll use it to massage, for lack of a better word, the scar tissue into what should actually be there. You aren't about to burst something from stretching up to grab something on a high shelf and end up in the ER, but without this you'd be staring down the barrel of a few months of rehab minimum to keep the scar tissue from turning into a rock, constantly feeling tight and restricting your movement. And there's nothing to really do about the permanent weakening of your core muscles with conventional medicine, one of your abdominal lumps got skewered and don't get me started on your lumbars. Good thing you've got me here, aye? Speaking of, I probably headed off the chronic pain and swelling whenever it rains or it gets cold with what I did already, but this will make completely sure you don't ever have to deal with it."

As if on cue, the spell matrix compressed into a swirling ball of light. She wasted no time pushing the fist-sized mass into Grue's heart, a twirl of her other hand unfurling a diagnostics schema. The tiny bit of skin visible around his neck lit up, a pulse of red then purple racing through the veins. Shèn's smile rivaled the sun despite the draconic dentature on display. "All clear! I considered having it clean up all the stress hormones you're stewing in, but between you and me? People get really skittish about anything supernatural that messes with their brains, even if it's just a glowing chill pill. Hell, I can see your cortisol spiking just from me talking about it."

Although, honestly, she could see it even through the motorcycle leathers. Guy tensed up something fierce, even if he forced himself to react right after. The crowd kicked up into murmurs, too, which she decided to handle in the best possible way, "So please, if you fall to my eeevil mindcontrol, proclaim your love and eternal worship of my august self within the next five to ten business days. I will email you some forms you have to fill in triplicate for tax fraud reasons."

Now the only question would be how hard the R34 artist took her up on that. They'd better, she had even twisted her tail into a big ol heart shape while doing that bit.

"Tattletale. It's done." The curt report from Bitch cut into the break of chuckles, some awkward some not, that had fallen over the lobby.

"Good. We can start thinking about our–" Tattletale began, interrupted seconds later by the phone within the bank ringing furiously. With a raised eyebrow, the Thinker moved over to pick it up, her eyes widening minutely before she controlled her expression. After listening to whomever was on the other side of the phone for a moment, she responded, "This is Tattletale, Vista. I'm sure that, as you're aware, all we want is to leave in peace."

"Right, let's get you sorted out while Mastermind there negotiates." Shèn told Grue once it became clear that they weren't being warned about Kid Win firing that Death Beam of his. "Lay down, I can get this done faster if those muscles are straight and relaxed."

"Is this necessary?" The nominal leader of the Undersiders grumbled, not quite protesting but also most certainly not cooperating quite yet.

"Yes, if you don't want to risk delaying your team." The dragon replied evenly, her tail gesturing for him to sprawl out already while her hands flitted around a freshly conjured Physik schema, pruning some lines while thickening others. More the former than the latter, literally all the bits about casting it at range or across the whole of the body went away in favor of doubling and tripling down on its ability to repair dama–

"INCOMING!" Came Miho's yell, followed immediately by the woman herself as she all but threw herself through the door. The fox's eyes were wild as they raked through the room, finally landing on the freckled hostage from earlier.

It was at that moment that the sound of shattering glass filled the bank's lobby as a tiara clad blonde burst through the window furthest away from the crowd, then through the barrier turquoise Ahriman had erected to stop the superhuman missile. It at least succeeded in stopping the spray of glass shards, not that the parahuman even seemed to register the screen of light she'd burst through, eyes wild and screaming, "AMY, ARE YOU OKAY?"
 
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How one responds to mind-numbing terror can be quite indicative of their character. There was only one thought in Shèn's skull when every fear chemical her body could produce flooded her system, making it feel like she was standing inches away from a monstrosity, a negligent twitch away from leaving her to drown in her own blood.

Protect the others.

There were no delicate schemas, no filigree of brilliant genius to shape magic with. Only the roar of raw, unbridled aether burning from her breast. The heavy hand of the sky, the crushing pressure of the sea, the unfathomable weight of the earth. Piling down on everyone and everything as the Aethercharge dyed the air green, blue and amber. Boiling out of her body in thick ropes, strands weaving protectively around the patient at her back even as her Ahrimans shone like stars, rising elemental walls against the threat.

It was every scrap of strength in her soul at her fingertips, a rush of power that cleared the senses and sharpened the mind to a razor's edge.

Esuna's schema bloomed big and bright over the whole of the reception. The red of trauma, the orange of transformation, the yellow of sensory, the green of freedom, the blue of mind, the indigo of soul, the violet of chemicals.

Not that the wellspring of atavistic fear knew that, having started rushing towards Shèn the moment her aether had asserted itself.

Immediately, Miho was upon the new intruder, aiming a barrage of spells in an effort to force Glory Girl to abort her charge, only to blink in mild surprise as the flying brick managed to trip up at the last moment, running face first into a flurry of elementally aspected Ruins. Ice, fire, and lightning made their mistress' wroth well known as she stepped between the bystanders and the hostile parahuman, "Stand down! Can't you see that there are innocents you're threatening with your actions?!"

The rainbow of restoration chose that moment to shine down, washing away all ills. The fear was gone, no matter what the flying brick's Shard felt about it.

"Vicky–" The mousy girl from earlier began, drawing the eye of one of Shèn's Ahrimans behind the elemental walls. Whatever she wanted to say other than her sister's name, and wasn't that resurfacing memory a shock to the system, got drowned out by none other than Glory Girl's yell.

"Did you just Master everyone?!" The flying brick roared as she rose, surprisingly injured for a supposed Alexandria package. Her costume was singed, even burned away in parts, showing Lichtenberg marks red and raw. Shaking off her injuries with almost admirable persistence, Glory Girl rose back into the air, staring down the people standing between her and Panacea, "Move."

"I think not." Miho's curt reply almost made the situation worse, only for Tattletale to interject with the swiftness of a woman a wrong word away from being turned into chunky paint.

"Glory Girl, Panacea is safe. She's back there, with all the rest of the hostages. The ones you are risking by busting into a building filled with hostile parahumans." The Thinker began shooting both Shèn and Miho a pleading look as she did so. With a silent twitch of the former's aether, the wall of stone crumbled to sand, leaving only shimmering water and green wind standing. Enough for the hostages to be seen, "As Vista and I were just discussing, the hostages will be free to go the moment she and I finish negotiating. Which we did. Before you came crashing through the window like some idiot with delusions of grandeur."

Thankfully, Skitter didn't add to that provocation… verbally. The swarm had taken the time to crawl in through the broken window and while largely sticking to the ceiling? They weren't happy.

"Glory Girl. Stand down and get the fuck out the of the active hostage situation before I have to get your mother on the phone." Like an answer to Tattletale's silent prayer, Vista added her own two cents to the situation through a megaphone before the irate teenager with more horsepower than a mainline tank could do something deeply unwise in response to that taunt, "Tattletale, as per discussed, you are free to go the moment one of our troopers confirms the hostages are safe. We'll be sending him in once this situation resolves itself."

Shèn breathed out a sigh of relief for all she didn't lower her guard for a moment, sparing just enough attention to command her healing Ahriman to give her visual feed behind her. Grue was fine. On his feet and tense as could be, but fine.

That was all the reprieve they got before Glory Girl did as any emotional teenager would and doubled down. "The one with horns and a tail MASTERED everyone! We have to con-foam her and put everyone in quarantine!"

It took all of four seconds for Vista to respond, "Stand. Down. I won't ask again, Glory Girl. I'm more than certain I can get the authorization to use force if you refuse to." A brief pause filled the room, before, once more, the megaphone resounded, "And if dragon-girl did Master everyone in the room, well, I wonder how Tattletale is so fluently conveying all of the things you're saying to me so well."

"Speaking of. Tell her I'm happy to go into PRT custody and submit to power testing if that helps clear this clusterfuck. My only condition is that I want to finish fixing up Grue, shouldn't be five minutes." The dragon girl in question supplied. Whether it was her moral fiber or her perfectionism, she was loath to let Grue walk out with a lifetime crippling no matter how minor, not when she wasn't done with him. "I just need a guarantee that–"

"You're just in cahoots with the Undersiders." The floating girl accused harshly, "I'm of half-"

"Stand the fuck down before I make you stand down." Miho snapped, ears flat against her head as her eyes sparked with malicious intent. With a completely unhealthy and frankly terrifying level of cold rage in her voice, the other Arcanist continued her ultimatum, "Trust me, girl, if you want to throw down, just give me the fucking excuse already. I have had it up to fucking here with your immature nonsense. I woke up in unfamiliar surroundings, surrounded by unfamiliar people, away from everything I know and love."

Breathing deeply, the fox briefly centered herself, aborting her oncoming rant, her eyes remained fixed on Glory Girl as if she was a particularly annoying rabbit that she had grown bored of entertaining, "Shut up, sit down, and let the adults finish talking and I won't take out a fraction of my rage on you. Continue, and we'll see just how long it takes me to utterly trash you."

Shèn threw Tattletale a meaningful look as the fox let loose, glancing at the windows behind the walls of wind and water. The Thinker had seen her Earth Ahriman crumble the stone wall into sand, it didn't take a superpower to put the pieces together. It did, however, take one to gauge on the spot whether Glory and Miho were liable to start something before the PRT could break this up.

At least she and Grue weren't in as much danger as could be. Aegis-the-Ahriman had been taking the time to creep closer and closer. The not so little guy was hiding behind the sofa now, ready to spring barriers and healing at a moment's notice. Between that and the invisible barrier around them, it should be enough to not get a free ticket to the ER the second the flying brick got in melee.

Tattletale shook her head and that was that for using the Earth Ahriman. There was definitely some self-interest there, but Shèn didn't feel like ignoring a Thinker's advice. Which was also why she didn't voice any objection as the teenage supervillain started to reach for her pistol while Glory Girl was busy having a staring contest with the she-fox. They both knew how the Alexandria Package's power worked.

"You want an excuse?" The Brute said lowly, a hard edge in her voice. That was everything the dragon needed to hear to command her Ahrimans to shift to self-defense sans for Aegis, who instead built a palisade of shimmering light over her and Grue. Not that she needed have bothered, given that Glory Girl shot straight for Miho, fist drawn back in a picture perfect haymaker.

This went about as well as you'd expect. First, a gunshot cracked through the room, shattering the flying Cape's barrier. Second, a downpour of blacklight bolts like someone had turned the rain outside sideways crashed into the parahuman. They may be individually weak, but they were as simplified as Arcanima got, so barrage casting them was easy as breathing.

Then she got swarmed by bugs.

A second. Five. Fifteen.

Finally, the writhing, chittering mass dispersed. Shèn honestly wasn't sure if to commend Skitter's restraint for not doing irreversible damage that she could see or groaning at having to remove god knew how much venom.

The brown haired girl from earlier dashed forward through the walls of wind and water, not even bothering to pretend to be cooperative anymore as she reached Glory Girl's side. There were a few scattered shouts, but Tattletale shut them down right quick and by that alone Shèn relaxed.

"Vicky you absolute fucking moron," She muttered harshly, sounding more tired than actually worried; perhaps understandable, given she was Panacea, "Why in the world did you expect that to go any differently?" Pausing as a swarm of bugs vibrated near enough to her to cause concern, she shot Skitter an annoyed look, "All I'm doing is ensuring there's no lasting damage from Bug over there injecting god only knows how much venom directly into my sister. I'm not stupid enough to try and pull something while surrounded, outnumbered, and outgunned, especially with innocents at risk."

"Thank you, Panakeia." Shèn didn't say so much as sigh out, meaning every word. This car pileup of a hostage situation had gone on for long enough already. Still. "Aegis, keep the barrier up in case this godawful day has something else to throw at us. Grue, I don't even care about you laying down anymore, just stand there and let me work."

She was well beyond caring what it may look from certain angles as she took a knee to get on eye level with the damage, Physik's green schema glowing in her hands already. Seeing as the motorcycle and old text game enthusiast didn't feel like gainsaying her, she got right to work.

"Yītiān de làn shì."( Rotten piece of shit of a day) Shèn muttered under her breath, indulging in her grandfather's language for a moment, "Ugh, I don't even get to find a dark room and a pillow to faceplant into after this, Lord alone knows what nonsense I signed myself up to with that offer to the PRT." This time she was running her mouth for her sake rather than Grue's. Even if there was a bit of both columns, poor guy was trying his best to suppress the twitches as he felt her magic sink into his gut and rearrange things. "Shàngtiān liánmǐn( heavens above have mercy) on my scaly ass if someone decides me being a healer is a reason to bottom bother me until I join just to make 'em shut up. I'd rather not have to hold my healing hostage to make some paper pusher with an agenda crawl back into the cesspools of bureaucracy. Ah, Christ, some may get into their soft skulls they have to scare me straight."

Grue, either due to politeness or awkwardness, didn't offer anything more than vaguely commiserating grunts. Probably busy watching the proceedings, sounded like Tats and Vista were back on track.

"Oi, Floozy, do you drink?" Shèn said over her shoulder for all her head didn't do more than tilt, voice just a hair shy of a holler.

"On occasion, but don't expect to have more than one or two at most." Miho replied back, the eyeroll communicated perfectly through pitch and inflection alone.

"Fuckin' A. We're going to a bar and I'm going to drink thimble glasses and bitch until I find something that doesn't taste like rubbing alcohol and electrical sockets." The dragon decided unilaterally. An imperious pat on the most reasonably dressed of the Undersiders and a twirl of her tail and he got the picture, turning over for her to check over his back, one hand holding the Physik and the other a diagnostic schema. "Done and dusted. Do me a favor and use that money for something fun, big guy, that way at least one good thing came out of this shitshow."

With an amused snort, Grue nodded noncommittally, stretching out as he lumbered over to Tattletale quietly chatting with the Thinker. Shèn's knife ears could've probably made it out if she really strained them, but she couldn't be arsed.

Especially not with Skitter's swarm kicking up a fuss again. She had no idea if the girl had already learned how to push her emotions into them or if this was just her voicing her displeasure in a deniable way.

"So! Who wants to hear the good news?" Tattletale interrupted that brewing mess with fifty pounds of smug, even if it was slightly plasticky.


AN:

Nihilo: Writer of Shèn here. To head off any misunderstandings at the pass, I will explain really quickly. My maternal grandfather is a Chinese immigrant. He tried to teach me some of his mothertongue and even calligraphy when I was a kid. I was a hyperactive PoS back then and that didn't go anywhere. I'm going to fudge things and say that for my SI, this wasn't the case, and thus Shèn is fully fluent as that's more interesting. However, I don't exactly have my grandpa around to check translations and sayings anymore, so I'm just using google translate.

I'm trusting you lot to not act like twitterinas, okay?

Miho: While "Miho" won't exactly be making use of judicious Japanese, as while it is one of my two mother-tongues, I haven't spoken it in an immersive environment in ages. There will be times in the story, however, that Miho does think and speak in Japanese, as there are moods I get into where I feel especially nostalgic and revert to it for a bit. For an authentic SI experience, Miho will only speak and think in somewhat fluently broken Japanese. If you don't know what I mean by that, talk to a 2nd grader from Japan who hasn't been in Japan for ages but still remembers a good portion of what she learned, and you'll get an approximate experience.
 
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Topic: Undersiders Heist, Brockton Bay Central Bank

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Nishiho (Kyushu Survivor)

So, you may have already heard about this on the local news, but the Central Bank downtown was just robbed, with a fair amount of hostages held by the Undersiders. Of course, as well all are well aware, the Undersiders have a reputation of treating their hostages well, and playing by the general "rules" of cape culture, so while it was more than mildly irritating to have our day interrupted by them, it was certainly significantly better for us than, say, the E88 staging such an attack.

Fucking Nazis.

Regardless, beyond the obvious stress of being a hostage, we had to deal with several other instances of, excuse my language, fucking nonsense. While it isn't being reported on yet; yes, I checked, the two "new" capes that were present at the bank weren't a part of the Undersiders like some reporters are sensationalizing. They appeared there about five or so minutes before the bank robbery in a flash of light, scaring the shit out of some of us before we realized they were just as confused as we all were.

Hell, there was an adorable exchange between the Dragon, Shèn, and a mother and son duo. It went something like:

"Mama, why is the pretty dragon lady so shiny?" "Because I take really good care of my scales, little one. My name is Shèn, what's yours?"

Of course, that was when some shouting from the back came on and the security guard made his way to the back.

Props to him for being professional about this whole thing, to be honest. I know a lot of security guards would have done something fucking stupid and gotten themselves killed.

Anyway, he comes out from the back with another woman; this one a youko, or, to use the western terms, a kitsune or foxgirl. Shèn and the fox, Miho, start speaking with each other for a while, and then step away. I started recording right after that, so everything after this point is covered in the video. I'll give you all the cliff notes because I'm nice like that. Oh, and content warning as usual for cape fights.

  • The Undersiders come in, and make their usual demands when they rob a populated location.
  • Everyone complies because we're not fucking stupid
  • Shèn and Miho have an argument about which type of tail is best. It's inconclusive, but I personally agree with Miho. Fluffy tail over Scaly tail.
  • Regent runs in saying the Wards are here. If you aren't familiar with why this worries them, there's about a dozen threads discussing the fact that Shadow Stalker and Grue have beef that turned near deadly once already, back when Stalker wasn't a Ward.
  • As a result of the increased tension, Shèn essentially straight up tells the Undersiders she's going to put barriers on us, the civvies. The Undersiders don't object; probably because they stake their rep on being something akin to the "Phantom Thieves", and Shèn does so. Miho bulldozes her way into the deal as well after Shèn summons some floating eyeballs, and summons some adorable little shiny fox-squirrel with three tails!
  • Grue and Regent go outside to negotiate
  • As one of the very few people with an angle to film through one of the windows, I get an almost perfect shot of Shadow Stalker trying to fucking kill Grue. I am going to be very wroth with the PRT if they don't discipline their hopefully now Former Ward, because what the shit, did she want us to die?!
  • Shèn rushes outside, and reveals herself to be a healer. Miho's pretty quick behind her, and you can see foxy dismantle Stalker with… assistance and anti-assistance? from Vista in HD.
  • While Miho and Stalker are dancing, Shèn drags Grue inside with Regent assisting
  • Shèn reveals that she can affect the mind. She does a rather amusing; especially to an easterner, ramble that I'm not going to be here to soften the blow.
  • Shèn continues to heal Grue, Tattletale takes a phonecall with @Vista and everything looks like it'll finally resolve peacefully!
  • Miho screams "Incoming!" and Glory Girl teaches us not to tempt Murphy, because apparently @Panacea was in the bank as well, and collateral damage barbie herself, being an emotional teenager, did something stupid.
  • Of course, because she's an emotional fucking Master- oh sorry, right, the PR friendly version of that is Shaker, we're all blasted by her fucking aura and are unironically pissing ourselves in fear. Shèn does something and counters that effect, which has GG saying something about Masters. The only fucking Master there is her, and I swear to fucking Inari… Anyway. Continuing on.
  • Vista, Miho, Shen, and Tattletale all try to talk GG down, and fail, because, again, emotional teenager.
  • GG gets absolutely demolished by Tattletale and Miho, then covered in a swarm of bugs straight out of the fucking bible. Tattletale has a gun, and apparently is significantly more responsible with it than most people because, while rewatching this clip, I noticed she flicked the safety right back on after firing the only shot she did.
  • Panacea goes and drags her idiot sister back to us after making sure that she won't die to a blend of poison. Apparently the Undersider's new member needs to learn the meaning of restraint, though honestly, it's pretty forgivable considering the day they've had so far.
  • After all that, Vista and Tats negotiated for a while, and though I recorded it all, I cut it out from the video since nothing exciting happened after that. The Undersiders escaped, Shèn and Miho turned down leaving with them, and got brought in by the PRT, though thankfully not in cuffs. I would hate to have to raise absolute hell towards our glorious federal overlords for abusing their authority.

Oh, and because I just remembered after rewatching the clip again. @Aegis, you have competition now. Because Shèn called one of her floating eyeballs Aegis and I think it's significantly better suited for that name than you!

Robby G (Excel, My Beloved)

…What the actual fuck did I just watch. No, like, seriously. Shèn and Miho are breaking the "rules" of capes so hard that I genuinely have no fucking idea what to say. They're both grab-bags, and seem to have nearly identical powers, on top of being recognizably human but having features that would look more at home on a C53. I'm going to watch it frame by frame and dump my regular analysis in the thread later. OP, would you mind threadmarking that if I do?

Red Riot (Verified Cape)

Aw, fuk. Poor girl stress smiles, no wonder the press went wild. Specially with those chompers.

'S why a lot of us put on full face masks. Not everyone has Armsy's stiff upper lip.

Oi, Shèn, if you read this I can hook ya up with my mask maker! Indies should stick together!

Also, don't forget to check out Whitelist! Can't find ya there but damn if a healer with barriers wouldn't get a good deal.

SpicSpan (Verified Janitor)

Did y'all notice how she tried to keep Grue distracted with that ramble? Sounded like a newbie dentist trying to keep a kid from freaking 'bout the drill.

I'd know, we just got a couple wet behind the ears rookies at the clinic.

Also, Greeks represent! Panakeia sounds better than Panacea and is less of a pain in the ass to write!

Bagrat (Guy in the Know)

Huh. For once, I don't have to frantically compile a large information dump about recent events, because someone else beat me to it! Now, since I can't just post here without actually contributing to the discussion, I'd imagine based on that video that Shen and Miho are likely to get several ratings, or the PRT will throw up their hands and just call them Trumps. Then again, I don't actually know how the PRT Threat Rating system goes, so who knows!

► Nishiho (Kyushu Survivor)

>OP, would you mind threadmarking that if I do?

Not at all, so long as it's high quality enough to merit that.

Robby G (Excel, My Beloved)
>or the PRT will throw up their hands and just call them Trumps

Nope. They don't appear to tamper with other powers or their own, so they don't merit it.

>Not at all, so long as it's high quality enough to merit that.

Challenge accepted.

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Looking away from her personal phone with a heavy sigh, Missy Brion; better known as Vista, reflected on the absolute shitshow of a day the ENE had just had. Everything, of course, had started to go wrong weeks back. Armsmaster had accepted an invitation to a visibility event in an effort to raise his and the ENE's ratings among the masses. Then, due to last minute events and some injuries that required rest yet didn't even remotely justify contacting Panacea, the entirety of the ENE Protectorate had magically been absent for the entirety of the day.

This generally wasn't an issue. However, Missy reflected, due to a recent Hookwolf rampage, most of the tools that the PRT used to solve such issues were gone. After all, while the PRT had requested assistance from the local independents, Hookwolf had gone on a rampage recently. Several indie heroes had been injured, and several more had likely died; the body count was still being tallied, given, well, Hookwolf.

This had driven the rest to keep their heads down for the rather understandable reason of not wanting to become a nugget. Though both the independents and the PRT could generally count on Panacea to fix them up, no one could blame them for not wanting to become a nugget in the first place. This translated to a fat "fuck no, not unless you add three zeroes to that figure" when asked for assistance.

Given the intermittent stream of scars going from Missy's left shoulder to her right hip when Hook'd gotten a single swipe on her, she wasn't about to bitch them out for it. Had she learned a lot of how to use her power to keep her insides where they belonged? Yes! Did she ever want to feel her guts trying to take a lie down on the asphalt again? No!

Only reason she could still fight and wasn't looking down the barrel of a FUBAR puberty was because Our Lady in White had fixed everything up, except for a tiny layer at the tippity top. She wanted to have the reminder with her… and she had stitched these up herself, she was damn well keeping the zippers and showing them off when she rocked a bikini in a few years. What she didn't want to deal with was being ten percent scar tissue by volume, much less the horror stories Jameson had about swelling and chronic pain.

At least most gangs in Brockton didn't use IEDs. Much.

Not after a manic Miss Militia introduced them to Saint Javelin.

Returning to the matter at hand, the Wards had been required to hold the fort for all tasks that required Capes today. Once more, this usually wasn't an issue. Murphy decided that that 'usually' needed some stress testing today.

Missy still wanted to throttle Aegis and Clock for their pigshit stupid idea. Who the actual fuck thought it would be a good plan to switch costumes when dealing with the goddam Undersiders, who had a Thinker. Especially when one of you was a squishy Striker, and the other was a very much not squishy BRUTE!

Thankfully for their dignity, they'd remembered right quick who was the most experienced Ward in East North East. So they hadn't needed to be dragged back to the changing room by the ears. One terse 'and what do you think you're doing?' and they'd scrambled to fix their shit before she fixed it for them.

Not that Aegis had learned jack or shit about keeping his head on straight, because the moment Stalker decided murder would be a cool thing to do in the middle of the goddamn street with nearly a hundred people watching, he froze up. What the fuck sort of leader saw that go down and just got nice and comfortable on the fence!? Sure, that dipshit on console had tried to countermand her when she took charge, but before that? The idiot should've done more than sit there playing switch.

After writing her AAR, she'd be filing some very pointed Complaints of Misconduct at both of them. Console for moonwalking from criminal negligence to active sabotage and flouting of protocol, on top of the very pointed messages Supervisor Harris'd gotten from her before she was even back at HQ. Aegis for being a failure plain and simple. At least she didn't need to lift a finger for Hess, they already chucked that psycho into a holding cell and, well.

Philip from Internal Affairs used to be Military Police and had been keeping all her formal complaints regarding Stalker roasty toasty for something like this. Although she had expected the inevitable fuckup to be more along the lines of turning a skinhead or three into fatalities in an alley after a bad day rather than stick through a clean-nosed near-merc during a hostage situation.

As for Guts 'n Glory? Rumor mill said that PR had let Legal off the leash and she was inclined to believe it. PRot always wanted to push more parahumans to their loving arms and didn't give a shit about cranking up the heat for everyone not them. New Wave's babbling about Cape accountability gave the perfect angle for the spin doctors to let the sharks go for the kill.

To keep up with the good news, if in a different flavor, the two new faces were one of those vanishingly rare kinds of indies with good fucking sense. Despite Tattletale including them in the get out of jail free card she'd negotiated, they'd just… stayed there. Cleaning up the mess, then surrendering to her custody, and while that fox woman Miho had been a bit on edge about it?

"Hey, Top Kick! Thanks for the save back there. Where to now?"

It was downright bizarre to have anyone treat her with respect like that on the first meeting. Even new troopers and cops didn't, although that was hazing from their battle buddies more than anything else. But here were these two, beelining straight for the 'pint sized sarge' without a second thought, following her orders without so much as a patronizing smile.

The closest she'd ever gotten before that was Hook calling her 'little warrior' within minutes of meeting her, then expressing his 'respect' by immediately going for the throat. It probably said a lot about her that she felt conflicted about it more than anything else. On one hand. it was nice to be taken seriously and she did learn a lot from fighting for her fucking life against him. On the other hand, serial killer with thirty six dead Capes and God alone knew how many normals at his feet just from his illustrious career in Brockton. Who was giving her praise and the odd bit of advice in the middle of trying to murder her.

PR had to work overtime to scrub anything of the sort from the public eye.

Nobody needed to know about what she'd learned to do with warped space and the knife she very definitely didn't keep hidden in her costume, ask anyone on the precinct. Much less her experiments with Klein Bottles, especially because she knew not to bring out a fucking Doom Cannon to a hostage situation, right Kid Win?

Ugh, ever since he'd built that fucking thing she had to smack him upside the head not to start teleporting it in at the first sign of trouble. Every. Single. Time.

Was it cool? It was a goddamn Death Beam, of fucking course it was. That didn't mean you brought it out for anything short of Hook or Lung! Boys.

She made a noise like a deflating balloon, slumping on her chair as she looked over the halfway filled after action report. Right, that'd been enough of a break. Cracking her knuckles, she finished turning the bulletpoint notes she had written on transport into a proper file, chucking it off to the bureaucratic machine.

Next up were the CoMs, but before that she wanted to see if Robby had hammered out that analysis yet. It'd be interesting to contrast and compare with the power testing reports she'd be getting anytime soon. It was Dr. Marigold's shift, so she'd get a copy chucked to her on the sly rather than have to wait for a proper briefing in a few days. Woman was a little crazy, but she owed to her the dimensional thresher trick, not that she was cleared to use that against anything short of an S-Class threat or an immediate and unavoidable danger to her life.

Nobody wanted to see a Ward turn someone into mincemeat, who'd thunk?



Robby G (Excel, My Beloved)

Alright! I've lost my marbles over this, and I've reviewed the footage frame by frame about ten times over! No, I'm not joking, my eyes are so strained from how closely I've analyzed the footage, and as soon as this is done, I'm going to go get water and close my eyes for a while.

So, Shen and Miho's power analysis by an enthusiastic normie! While I won't be writing this out like a professional essay, I do have one key point.

I don't actually think Shen and Miho are capes. None of what they do seems to follow the limited rules as we understand them of how Parahumans operate, and I have a few theories on how that could be!

Now, I know, I know. People are going to call me insane! They're going to say what else could it be. But, well, unless we're willing to accept that we now have a Wizard flavored Eidolon, two of them, with identical sets of powers with slightly different visuals and, god help me, elemental effects, they cannot be Parahumans as we define them.

My first point of evidence for this, and I did actually do the research for this, is the degree to which both of our newest pair of lady capes have features belonging to something not human. While we do have capes that manifest animal-like features or mentalities, it is universally limited in nature, at least, in the exception of Case 53s, and neither Shen nor Miho qualify, given what they say in each frame.

My second point of evidence is the straight up incantations both of them are using, along with the very recognizable (yes, I checked) geometric patterns both of them use. Additionally, both of them used a set of four gemstones each. Doing some napkin analysis on them, I came up with a list, which I will lay out at the bottom of the post, of gems they both used, as they are not relevant to my point. Regardless, as far as we are aware, powers are reflexive, and generally do not require a verbal, somatic, and material component in tandem, unless we're talking about specifically built tinkertech. Now, I did contemplate that both are unpowered individuals who have contact with a cabal of hidden tinkers, but going off occam's razor that is significantly less likely than these two either being parahumans we don't have the classifications for, or them not being parahumans at all.

My final point of evidence is the verbage they use. While it was extremely hard to make out, on my fifth watch of the video in a frame by frame sequence, I was lucky enough to catch what Shen and Miho were discussing right after the Undersiders entered the bank. For those who are more terminally online, right before they start a war over scales or floof. I personally think both are just as good, but that's tangential.

They say, and I quote:

Shen: "Quartz, sapphire, topaz, emerald."

Miho: "Quartz, ruby, diamond, amethyst. Summoner, Scholar."

Shen: "Triangle and glasses?"

Miho: "Technically, a pointy hat and a book. It seems- Well, it seems we are two birds of a feather."

Some stuff happens, like Shen very visibly casting a spell (yes, I'm going to call it that when all the fucking evidence points towards actual magic existing, what the fuck) and someone calling them both Wizards indirectly.

In response, Miho says this: "Arcanist, not Wizard."

To which Shen says: "Shush, you're on glare mage duties once I bust my load on these barriers."

Miho responds with: "I'm not a White Mage, dumbass. No wonder your Carbuncles aren't Carbuncles, you filthy uncultured heathen. Che, no appreciation for the classics."

Shen then grandstands by saying this: "All clear! I considered having it clean up all the stress hormones you're stewing in, but between you and me? People get really skittish about anything supernatural that messes with their brains, even if it's just a glowing chill pill. Hell, I can see your cortisol spiking just from me talking about it."

The bold, of course, is my own emphasis.

Additionally, while I can't get angles to lip read what they're saying for most of the event, they do notably use verbiage aloud that implies all the shit they're pulling are modifiable techniques, and attached via hyperlink HERE is a gif I made of Shen modifying one of her geometric casting implements (again, calling it how I see it) on the fly. And here's her doing it again.

Anyway, feel free to fight in the comments over this. @Nishiho, if you don't threadmark this, I won't take offense, considering I'm probably about to be called insane repeatedly in the thread, and I probably just derailed it and called in the fucking Adepts of all people.

God, those bastards make my blood boil, ruining the good name of fantasy with their fucking bullshit.

Edit: I just realized I didn't actually provide analysis on their powers. Eh, I don't care. I can't stare at screen any longer, I saw my eyes in my mirror and they're fucking bloodshot.



…Okay, first of all, did this man really manage to lip read off of a window reflection in a phone recorded video? Second of all, either he was right or they were dealing with some really esoteric flavor of Trump/Tinker. They could be grab bags, but she'd dealt with the messes of cluster triggers enough to know they didn't at all behave like those headcases. As it turned out, having at least one pogrom a month had a way to make those. Then they became everyone's problem as they spun the roulette of deranged obsessions with their clustermates. She really wished the skinheads would ease up on the firebombs, pyrokinetic Shakers sucked to deal with.

At least she'd learned how to funnel stupid amounts of seawater into the mother of all sprinklers from the time the Tetrad had blown up the Boardwalk, so silver linings. Especially because it'd opened the door to a bunch of lessons from Fire Rescue, now if only PR hadn't been all over that…

Either way, she was getting off track again. There was a boy made of living metal up north in Boston and a serial reviving Pasty Pete right here in good old Brockton, she sure as hell wasn't going to discount either option. Parahuman powers got wild, and if those things were possible you couldn't really discount out of hand other nonsense flavors, brain lump or not. As far as she'd heard from Dr. Marigold, those were just control structures for a big fat 'something' and even then they could be substituted in all sorts of ways for Changers and Breakers.



Dark Green, SIR (PRT Brat)

We still don't know what the fuck parahumans tap into to fuel their nonsense, other than they use a funny brain lump to control it and that their triggers influence what they get. You see this the most with Shakers. Landslide, geokinetic. Drowning, hydrokinetic. Etec.

Then there's Tinkertech, which often has a lot of missing bits or shit that by the numbers shouldn't at all work. As far as we can figure out, the power props these things up, with the breakdowns being this stopping.

So, to recount.

There is a source of power somewhere out there. A tiny extra bit of grey matter sure as shit isn't going to generate the power for Legend's lasers on its own, nevermind however the fuck he remains conscious when he turns into a mass of light.

These powers can be harnessed through weird structures in human brains. They can also be taken by someone with such a structure and have power pumped into tech they build or even just permanently imbued into any item. Looking at you, Dauntless.

These people are harnessing a power through what seems like crystals, incantations and whatever the funny squiggles class as. Maybe by being Thinkers able to perceive the power source and ways to make it do what they want, maybe they just rawdogged it like how people not named Dragon can still study the parts of Tinkertech that actually give two shits about physics as we understand them and figure out things like 'hey, this chemical mix makes for amazing lenses for lasers'.

Third Eye (Verified Gossip)

The human mind cannot actually support psychic abilities.

My Source? All of these studies! You see! Completely and utterly irrefutable proof, right before your eyes!

Right @Void_Cowboy @Atomic_Mirror @Horde_Apologia? Back me up here 😛

Void Cowboy (Turnip Brigade)

DID SOMEONE SUMMON THE COWBOY FROM BEYOND? I HATH BEEN SUMMONED. WOE, FELLOW INTERNET GOERS, CRINGE BE UPON YE.

FOR YOU SEE, COMRADES, THE HUMAN MIND IS EMPIRICALLY PROVEN TO BE UNABLE TO SUPPORT PSYCHIC POWERS BY THE VENERABLE TURNIP.COM, OUR GLORIOUS PROPHETS WHO HAVE BEEN CORRECT ABOUT SEVERAL CURRENT EVENTS EVEN TEN YEARS IN THE PAST!

YET WHAT IS THIS? FOR EVEN IF THEY ARE NOT PSYCHIC, THE GLORIOUS PROPHET SENT BY BENEVOLENT APOLLO HATH FORETOLD OF THIS DAY! HARK, MY FRIENDS, FOR THE TIME OF FANTASY IS UPON US ONCE MORE! THE TURNIP HAS BEEN PROVEN TRUE AGAIN, AS INEVITABLE AS THE RISE AND FALL OF THE SUN!

Dark Green, SIR (PRT Brat)

I hate you all.

Nishiho (Kyushu Survivor)

@Robby G, take this threadmark and my eternal respect. Because even if you might be wrong (and I'm personally inclined to agree with you, honestly), that level of dedication really deserves to be recognized.

Also, Inari fucking damnit @Third Eye, why?!

Third Eye (Verified Gossip)

Teehee.



Right, that was enough internet for a hot minute.

Oh, hey, Doc had sent her the reports already! That'd scrub her brain toot sweet.
 
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Shèn's estimation of the PRT was picking up steadily. They had not only treated them professionally, but some had gone as far as to commend them for their actions. Perhaps unsurprisingly, the poor bloody infantry valued civilian lives over villain arrests. Not that it'd stopped them from carting all the hostages into transport vans, once a few nervously mentioned being able to think clearer or focus better after her bass boosted Esuna had hit them.

There had just been a put upon sigh from the lead groundpounder and a few calls. Plus a whole lot of apologies to both her and the former hostages, of course. Everyone knew it made no real sense for her to turn them into sleeper agents or whatever else, but protocol existed for really good reasons. Inconveniencing people was better than letting them fall prey to parahuman nonsense out of carelessness.

The trip to the PRT HQ had passed in the timeless tradition of grouching about their respective days. Clockblocker, who was sitting between them as a blatant just-in-case, had even managed to chuck in a few good zingers. Benefits of celebrity PR training, Shèn supposed. She herself just took it as a chance to ask a few questions about the Bay's gang situation.

The Empire did as you'd expect of the biggest concentration of power in the city even before you accounted for their overseas connections, doing whatever they damn well pleased so long as they didn't cross enough of a line that the Triumvirate would get called in. Given how apparently there was a lynching or firebombing at least once a week, more than a few troopers grumbled that it wasn't going to happen unless they killed a Ward on national TV.

Clockblocker very pointedly changed the topic, rather than deny anything said.

The ABB apparently had done the yakuza special, propping up businesses and protecting their territory from enemy gangs. Hence, endless bitching from the troopers that anyone with a badge was openly glared at and chased out at the first opportunity. The civilians relied on and trusted the ABB to protect them, the police and PRT were viewed as nothing but a threat to that protection.

They also had, to little surprise, more than two Capes.

Finally, there was no mention whatsoever of the Merchants as a gang. Only grouching about the combo Skidmark and Squealer made and the sheer amount of property damage they caused whenever they got a 'good idea' in their soft skulls. They were spoken of in the same breath as a potpourri of minor gangs, independent villains, vigilantes and the odd small time hero who fucked up. Some were familiar, like Trainwreck rumbling around the Trainyard bullying any Cape passing through. Some weren't, like Diesel or Ballistae.

Well, it figured, highest Cape per capita in the East Coast if not all of America.

Before long, they were going through the doors of PRT HQ. It looked like an office building. A reinforced and fortified office building, but an office building none the less. It just looked like it'd been crossed with a cinderblock, all in all.

Shèn politely wrapped her tail around herself, the doors only fit so much and she was sandwiched together with Miho amidst a bunch of troopers, never you mind Aegis and Clockblocker. It made sense to have a Brute and a timestop Striker kept close to them, yes, but Vista hadn't exactly been subtle about her glares.

These two had volunteered to stay away from the Rig as long as humanly possible.

Their fidgeting as all four of them were crammed into an elevator bound for the basement didn't change the dragon's mind in the slightest. Admittedly, Miho wasn't doing much better, flipping aimlessly through her Grimoire to busy her hands. Well, unless she desperately needed to cross-reference Fester, Radiant Aegis and Libra for some arcane reason.

Soon enough, the metal box on pulleys dinged and they were let out into the underground testing chambers.

"Man, it must've taken some legal black magic to get permits for this." Shèn said with a low whistle. Damn thing was the size of two football fields put side to side. The left half seemed like the unholy lovechild of a CQB training field and a firing range, everything made out of blue and red hardlight. The right half was best summarized as a futuristic gymnasium. Bigger machines, all sorts of swappable and adjustable bits, the odd holographic screen.

What really got her approval, though, was how reinforced everything was. Metal plates that she'd bet anything could be quickswapped covered everything, with plexiglas stuffed with some sort of goop layered on top of those in some parts. Nevermind how every control, observation and whatever else room peppered around were built like bunkers.

A rather short blonde woman, barely taller than Miho, walked up alongside a pair of men clad in labcoats. The presumed Dr Marigold if her lanyard was anything to go by raised a hand in greeting, the other busy holding a clipboard, "Hello, Shen, Miho. Welcome to ENE PRT HQ. Specifically our power testing chamber." Pausing, she turned to Aegis and Clockblocker, "Aegis, Clockblocker, you two are dismissed."

"Ma'am." Aegis saluted, turning about face and marching back into the elevator, accompanied by his teammate, who unlike everything the media based off of this world would tell you? Just nodded sharply and followed right along without a word.

Teenage celebrities or not, they were also paramilitary.

"I'd say it's a pleasure, but I don't think anyone in the building is terribly pleased with the circumstances leading here." Shèn sighed, shaking her head, "Ah, well, we make the most of what we have."

"Do you mean perhaps the potential Master power you utilized, or the circumstances behind the Undersiders robbing Brockton Bay Central?" Dr. Marigold replied, a glint of amusement entering her eyes before it disappeared, almost too fast for Shèn to catch.

"I'd imagine the latter." Miho answered, snapping her book shut with a thump. "That said, may we get an introduction, ma'am? I believe it is considered the absolute bare minimum in polite society."

That got her poked on the side by Shèn's tail, but little else.

With a huff of amusement, Dr. Marigold nodded, "Doctor Abigail Marigold." She introduced herself properly, bowing slightly at the waist, "My associates, Doctor Reuben Hamilton and Nurse Nicholas Mason will be assisting us today, considering one of you has shown the ability to heal."

"How, exactly, are we going to be testing that?" The dragon had to ask, because there was a very pointed absence of patients in the basement. So at best they'd have to relocate at some point, at worst someone would have to 'volunteer'.

"What she said," Miho nodded, curiously peering around the room now that her face wasn't stuck in a book.

"We'll be bringing in volunteers when we arrive at that stage of testing," The obviously senior of the doctor-nurse pair explained, "This wasn't exactly scheduled ahead of time so it will take a while for them to reach HQ."

"Fair enough." Shèn said with a bob of her head, stretching her triceps with an elbow pin just for show. "Alright, what'd you want to see first, doc?"

"Blaster abilities first, I think." Dr. Marigold replied instantly, "Miho, if you could please follow me to demonstrate? Shèn, if you could follow along, we'll be testing your defensive abilities momentarily."

The floozy threw her fellow… situation enjoyer a meaningful look, both sighing nearly in sync. Shèn simply motioned for her to go ahead. "Shèn and I share the same abilities, Dr. Marigold. Both she and I will be able to provide you with similar data."

The good doctor's face was a picture, but credit where it was due, she schooled her features in record time. The wonders of professionals, "In that case, both of you will be working with the Blaster range. Even cluster triggers have different power expressions."

Implications hung heavy there, but at least the good doctor was polite enough to just ask them to follow right along and give her some data to evaluate. They had to weave around some of hardlight projections which given how the place had been clearly emptied out for them? Were only really there to show off the PRT's access to Tinkertech. Shèn wasn't about to begrudge them the manipulation, it was no different from cleaning up and putting on your best suit before an interview.

She had a personable mask wedged on right now, after all.

She honestly just wanted this to be over with after the morning she'd had, get some good food in her belly and a bit boozed up, but needs must. It wasn't like she had any money right now, either. Or a legal identity. Hopefully she could hook onto whatever aids they gave to C53s.

Soon enough, they were told to stand in place amid the mess of hardlight as the labcoat squad skittered off to one of the reinforced rooms built into the walls.

"So, Shèn," A softly-spoken half-question from Miho, along with the hand on her shoulder, caught the dragon's attention, "How much, exactly, do you think we want to share with the federal types?"

"More than what their Thinkers would be able to pull out with their nonsense, less than what would make us sound insane." Shèn replied, reclining back on her uncertified magical tail with an explosive sigh, "How to strike that balance, I have no idea."

"I'll handle it." Miho replied with a slow nod, clearly not at all happy with the idea, but very much aware that she was definitely the more knowledgeable of the pair when it came to Arcanima, "Speaking of handling it, how exactly are you thinking of handling the fact we're, well, ya know?"

"Do you mean the tails or the crystals?" The dragon asked with a quizzical tilt of her head.

"The fact we have no legal identity, no money, and are stuck in the United States of fucking America, who have a social support network that 'exists' only to appease the populace when in reality it doesn't." The fox deadpanned, a hint of irritation entering her voice as her ears flattened against her head.

"The tails, then." Shèn surmised with a bob of her head, throwing a lazy arm over one of her coils, "I'm just going to ask what the Case Fifty Three aids are and if I don't like 'em, demand more on grounds that healers are insanely valuable and if they don't help me, someone else will."

"Reasonable." Miho shrugged, ears perking up as the irritation from earlier fled her voice, "I suppose we are essentially what amounts to a combat medic combined with a battlefield surgeon."

"All in a fancy glowy package that can be executed at range, on multiple targets and in a matter of seconds." The dragon woman snorted, making jazz hands just for effect.

"Ain't Arcanima great?" Miho chirped, perhaps a little bit louder than she'd intended.

"Fukkin nerdo magic." Shèn snorted as she got up, turning towards the bunker with hands cupped around her mouth, "Alright, we're done giving you free intel, roll out them tests!"

Right on cue, the sea of reds and blues flickered away in favor of two parallel rows of turquoise dummies, with floating distance markers saying they were dotted every five meters.

"For the first test, you'll be firing off your Blaster abilities at each dummy in your row." Dr Marigold's voice buzzed through hidden speakers, "Miho, you are first, describe the ability you will use in your own words then take a single shot at the nearest red target."

With a well hidden roll of her eyes and a far too fancy flourish to draw her tome, the fox sighed as she stepped up to the metaphorical plate. Flipping through the pages idly to in a full on nerd act, going as far as pushing up an imaginary pair of glasses, "Right. So. Ruin. Specifically the standard variant. Ruin is a spell designed specifically to be easy to utilize by even the most novice Arcanist, and is roughly equivalent in strength to a rock flung from a sling." Pausing, she took a breath, and continued, "I will now demonstrate."

"ルイン!" Miho intoned firmly, raising her book with her left hand as her right made a vague gesture towards the closest target. Upon being struck, the target flickered, the impact area of the spell turning a nasty yellow-orange. Turning back towards the direction the scientists had gone, she bowed theatrically, "Ladies and gentlemen, for your consideration, Ruin."

"It seems we agree on the general potency of your Blaster ability, Miss Miho." Dr. Marigold hummed from within the safety of her bunker, very pointedly not saying anything about the she-fox's comments and their implications, "Shèn, if you would?"

"Of course. To add onto what my partner said, Ruin's extreme simplicity allows for buffering multiple instances of the projectile. Furthermore, as reports will tell you, gestures can substitute verbal components for manifesting a schema. Watch." Shèn explained, taking Miho's lead in going full fucking send it. Yellow fingers traced out the edge of the schema with a flourish, the magic circle unfurling inwards like a camera diaphragm. "Energy intake, elemental stabilizer, capacitor, shaping, targeting, output."

She pointed to a different part of the array as she listed out their respective functions. "I will begin feeding aether to the structure now, note the transit of the energy through the system, as indicated by the light."

Aether went in, was balanced out among all six base elements, then pooled in the holding area without moving further. "As you can see, the structure is built with robustness in mind, allowing for safe handling of power concentrations that would overload other schemas. Furthermore, the shaping segment is designed to always make a projectile under its presets, such that aether exceeding its requirements will simply be fashioned into additional bolts. Finally, both it, targeting and output are so simple they face no practical issues handling the whole of the capacitor's load as a single batch. Their limits are in excess of what the capacitor loop can hold."

"Neither gestures nor vocalizations are required for granular actuation and regulation of the schema, only for its materialization. They are, however, required for modification, as your reports of the earlier altercation will no doubt highlight." Shèn explained evenly, even as she allowed more of her aether to flow into the schema. About eight shots worth, she'd reckon. "I will launch the projectiles now, aiming for the head. Note the rudimentary nature of the targeting."

The barrage of white-rimmed black bolts exploded out as it should. Three smashed into the head proper, two into the neck, one outright deleted an ear and the rest simply grazed as the buckshot barrage tried to curve in to hit no matter what.

The hardlight head, mimicking human anatomy to the best of its ability, became a black and red pulp clinging viscously to the largely intact 'bone' towards the back. Shèn paid it no mind beyond a small pleased grunt, instead turning towards the bunker with an arm across her chest and brushing by her shoulder, bowing. "I hope this was informative."

"...Interesting."
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With a huff and a sigh, Miho pushed away the still building irritation from being hungry. It certainly wasn't helping her irritation any the the scientists were very much still discussing the results from the tests earlier, though there wasn't exactly much she could do about that. Flipping a page in her tome, she mentally reviewed the tests and the results thereafter.

Shèn had gone first this time, showing off her elemental set of Water, Wind and Earth. Sapphire Ruin burst with a lot of concussive force behind it, mimicking pressurized water. It was like a gigantic hammer taken to whatever it hit, more often than not knocking the dummies on their asses. Emerald Ruin was faster to cast and reach the target, making a terrifying whistling noise through the air before biting into the hardlight like a guillotine arrow. Topaz Ruin meanwhile had the projectile behave like a hunk of lead, having FAR more mass behind it and squashing into the target to deliver its full force before dissipating.

Everyone had agreed that last one was for 'special occasions only', as Shèn had put it. Watching a single Topaz Ruin crunch down a chest cavity like it was breaking in some pointe shoes would do that.

Her own tests had been similar, although the results obviously differed. Ruby Ruin took longer to cast, but in exchange added a 'hot' explosion, acting as something of the middle ground between Shèn's Sapphire and Topaz Ruins. Dr. Hamilton had remarked on how the burns were second degree and with a pie plate the size of a volleyball? Very painfully debilitating. But hey, the victims wouldn't need to go to the burn ward proper unless she hit them repeatedly! Or go into shock and die, as third degree burns were wont to do.

Meanwhile, Amethyst Ruin was largely identical to Emerald Ruin. Fast to cast, fast to hit, even louder. The main difference was in it electrocuting the target rather than leaving a mess of cuts on the impact area. Hamilton had warned about nerve damage, which made this Ruin another 'please don't use this if you don't have to'.

'Wonder if they're going to bother to check on Hess, considering I electrocuted her several times.' Miho mused idly, flipping over the Diamond Ruin's schema.

It had been the one to provide the wonders of lacerations for her, hardening the projectile to fragment on impact. The shrapnel bit in surprisingly deep and froze small parts of the surrounding tissue, begrudgingly making it the least dangerous and painful of her elemental repertoire.

All in all, it had been a productive session for both of the Arcanists and the PRT. Miho and Shèn had attained more practical insights into their spells, while the PRT had begun to piece together exactly what Arcanima did. However, well.

Miho could definitely tell that they still were filing this under a parahuman ability. That'd be put to rest as soon as Panacea confirmed they had no potentia or gemma. Honestly though neither of them truly had a reason to request that, and Panpan was definitely still in M/S containment after Shèn had pulled off what she could only truly call a minor Limit Break. Perhaps akin to the one that Lamati regularly pulled after a certain point?

Eh, more to think about later. She certainly wasn't going to explain to anyone the mechanics behind a Limit Break. It simply was something that existed, given the brief aura of gold that had surrounded Shèn, imperceptible unless one had specifically been looking for it. After all, she did not want to be responsible for letting those secrets out into the wild. Oh sure, it was selfish. She also did not want to be fighting parahumans who's Shards had figured out the mechanics behind it, akin to the way a certain AI had.

With a haggard sigh, Miho stood up from the hardlight chair she'd requested to stretch her legs and make this feel a bit less like a layover. Her compatriot in isekai was getting some rest, at least, the dragoness shifting languidly in her scaly bed. After the first twenty minutes of radio silence, Shèn had clearly given up on looking professional and just sprawled herself on her floating coils, an arm thrown over her eyes as she dozed.

"We've finished compiling our notes. At this point, if you could please summon your Master projections, Miss Shèn, Miss Miho?" Marigold's voice asked through the PA system, "We should be able to test your ranges at the same time. Once we're done, the food we asked the kitchens for should get here."

Oh thank the stars. The Doctor had a brain for things other than research!

"Xǐyuè hé kuángxǐ."( Joy and rapture) Shèn groaned, hopping to her feet and straightening out with a rather fascinating yawn. Just like a snake, her jaw moved in four parts, stretching out each row of dinosaur teeth forward and out… together with her tongue. Woman had a calamitous case of the blep, three inches of pink-purple hanging out of her lip without any seeming notice. At least until she spoke and it got shlorped back in. "Wonder what paramilitaries eat around here."

"Probably depends on what the cafeteria has today." Miho shrugged, turning towards the bunker as she snapped her book closed. In the same motion, she slotted the lifeblood of her magick back into the holster at her side, rummaging through her cloak's pockets for her gemstones. Moments later, she flicked the engraved crystals out, her little 'buncles appearing in a flash of light as the aether she'd loaded into the jewels jumpstarted their systems.

To her right, another quartet of flashes announced the arrival of Shèn's… menagerie. It looked like she'd wanted to demonstrate a bit more, so there was a wind-flavored Bomb, an Aqua Flan and a brown Voidsent Ahriman. The only one unchanged was her cartoonish 'Aegis' Ahriman.

Because of course Shèn was going to demonstrate petglam just to show off. Or to actually give the PRT useful information. Meh. It wasn't any skin off her back and, honestly, it was probably a good idea. Just like the ideas she had for improving her Carbuncles! Miho was pretty damn sure she'd be able to figure out how to make her Carbuncles walk on literal air if given enough time. But that was a thing for future Miho to gloat about if she ever managed to figure out the correct schema for it.

"And 'lo, there came a light and upon its wreath rode the autism creatures." The dragoness drawled, the side of her lip crooking upwards as she looked on at Miho's color-coded carbies.

"Amen." The fox intoned gravely, standing at something vaguely resembling attention before she craned her head in the general direction of the bunkers, "What exactly would you like us to do, Doctor Marigold?"

"We're testing for, first and foremost: the limitations on range, the issuing of commands, the complexities of the command, and any other fancy things you can do with them. Following that, we'll test the general power of your projections." She declared firmly as the range reconfigured itself, becoming a series of circles centered around both Shèn and Miho. "Now, if you could please command your projections to go as far away from you as they possibly can, Miss Shèn, Miss Miho?"

Miho cleared her throat, glancing towards all of her Carbuncles before shooting a look towards Shèn that screamed, 'Follow my lead'. "Disperse to your maximum range, provided no obstacles are in the way." She commanded, watching with a healthy dose of amusement as, one by one, every Carbuncle eventually made it to the wall of the rather cavernous testing area.

'They, after all,' Miho mused whimsically, 'Technically do not have a limited range. Rather, their limitation comes in their supply of aether.'

"As you can surmise," Shèn said as her menagerie of monsters followed suit through a twitch of her aether, "Verbal commands aren't strictly needed, as the Carbuncles can be commanded utilizing the same mechanisms as schema actuation. This is thanks to the aether used to jumpstart them."

Honestly, Miho wasn't sure whether to kiss or throttle Shèn. She had more meant to utilize a verbal command so they'd underestimate them. Then again, they'd definitely notice given the footage they had access to. Therefore Shèn explaining things might have increased the PRT opinion of them since they'd decided to be honest.

Eh. More things for future Miho to be concerned about. Giving the scientists some time to chew on the new data provided, the fox recalled her carbuncles to her side. Taking a seat in her requested hardlight chair, Miho sighed and reached for her book once again. Finally, after another minute, the scientists remembered they were present, and she snapped it shut, again.

"Now, if you could demonstrate the complexity of commands these projections can follow?" Marigold requested.

Complying with a hum, Miho turned towards her Amethyst Carbuncle, "Move to the point over there, stand watch, and attack anything on the provided blacklist if they approach."

"While capable of some limited fuzzy logic to understand commands, Carbuncles are ultimately advanced programs that do not breach into Artificial Intelligence." Shèn went on with her magistral lecture, only missing a set of glasses and a pointer to complete the look. For all Miho had played with the nerd act, the dragoness seemed to just transform into an university professor at the drop of a hat, "For all it eases ethical concerns, it comes with its own struggles, ameliorated as they may be by the aetheric connection between the Arcanist and the etched gemstone. In future altercations, please bear in mind that Carbuncles are therefore most akin to autonomous drones we can communicate with rather than a direct extension of our wills."

Shèn paused, turning to bore into the bunker with flinty eyes, the red lights nestled in her pupils only making the unblinking gaze all the more intense. Her voice matched them perfectly. "We are freely providing you with no small amount of information when we are in our full rights to withhold, as we are only obliged to submit Esuna for testing to leave and our wider healing repertoire if we wish to take up work at the hospital. I expect reciprocation."

Turning towards the bunker herself, Miho adopted a similar posture, "We bear no ill will towards the PRT or the US Government. However, we are thinking, living, breathing beings. We, thus, expect a good turn to be reciprocated, as Shèn explained."

The bunker was silent for several moments, the inhabitants silent as the discussed things amongst themselves, or perhaps blinked at the audacity a pair of 'parahumans' without any sort of support network were exhibiting. Finally, after what felt like an eternity, Dr. Marigold answered,

"Miss Miho, Miss Shèn, we will keep your words in mind. You are correct that you were under no obligation to provide us with a good amount of your strengths and weaknesses when all we required was testing for 'Esuna'." Pausing, a harsh sigh could be heard over the intercom, "We'll be making some of the standard Case 53 resources available to you both the moment we conclude the testing, in addition to the fund provided to those who are not of our dimension natively. There will, of course, be a significant amount of paperwork."

"And we will, of course, want a lawyer." Shèn said with finality.
 
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"Well, it is a full meal." Shèn said diplomatically, like she hadn't just dealt with the maliciously crumbly shell of these sorry excuses for tacos by opening her mouth like a snake and shoving them in whole, "The rice was nice, at least."

"At least we're not sitting in hardlight chairs." Miho allowed, grimacing as she bit into another taco after picking out all the tomatoes. After chewing for a while with an expression that screamed 'this food is so beyond mid' she finally spoke again, "Can't say much about the food beyond the fact it's free though."

"There's no better spice than food on someone else's dime." The dragon replied with a shrug, quietly pleased that the folding chairs they were on meant she could just thread her huge fucking tail through the back and that this new body came with a new palate. Having your body wig out at a bunch of textures hard enough to leave you dry heaving was no fun, who'd thought?

Now tomatoes were just kinda 'eh' instead of giving the foldout table a new paintjob!

As the pair of Arcanists finished their meal, Dr. Marigold's voice came through the speakers, "Volunteers will be arriving shortly, and as we no longer are testing things that require us to be within the bunker, we will be joining you on the field."

"So, doc, how deluded do you think we are when we talk of Arcanists as a whole profession and our abilities as nothing more than techniques wholly designed and understood by humans?" Shèn drawled out as she leaned back on her chair, pearly scales keeping her steady as a rock rather than an embarrassing sprawl on the floor. Truth be told, she hadn't expected Miho to be so open about that bit of data but oh well. She could play along.

No answer came for several moments, as Miho rolled her eyes, scanning over the area the doctors were coming from regardless, "I don't think she heard you, Shèn." She said after a few moments, the scientists drawing closer as her ears flicked, "I also hear another group of people approaching from the elevators."

"They sure heard me about scratching our back in return." The dragon scoffed, idly picking through her teeth with a talon, "But if need be, I'll repeat myself. You decided to share that and I backed you up, but I'm not about to leave that sort of assumption float around like an unflushed turd."

She'd really rather not be patronized by people who thought she should be put in a straightjacket if it wasn't for how useful her powers were.

"Not blaming you." Miho shrugged, "Just pointing out they probably didn't hear."

"Yeah, yeah, I'm just grouchy about the day now that things have calmed down. As opposed to your head of steam at the bank." Shèn sighed, one hand clamping around the other's wrist as she stretched the whole of her body in the same motion she stood, tail swirling as it slid out of the chair. "Hrrmm. Alright, let's mop this up then see what game of ball the PRT is going to play with us where dimensional immigration is concerned."

"I doubt they'll play hardball." Miho shrugged, following suit with the stretching and standing, a mighty yawn escaping from her own mouth in the same instant, "We're healers. Too important in case their actions drive us away."

"There's still a chance some middle manager with delusions of grandeur gets a very good idea, but yeah." The dragon chuckled, shaking her head. "It would just be us laughing in their faces and asking what sort of pay the ABB offer nowadays, get someone with an actual brain working on our case real quick."

With an amused huff, the fox went to reply, only to snap her mouth shut as she spun her head towards the approaching scientists and volunteers. Turning back to Shèn she shrugged, stretched once more, and sighed, "Well, back to 'work', I suppose."

"And I thought I was the one overly enamored with the new chassis." The dragon muttered under her breath as Miho showed off. Alas, before she could work in any teasing, the nerd squad was with them and the volunteers were starting to really file in. It'd still take a hot minute to get everything in place, she reckoned. The elevator was the only way in or out that the PRT was willing to show them and it only had so much room in it.

"Shen. Miho. We'll be moving onto the final phase of power testing now. If you could please, in your own words, describe what the healing component of your power does?" Dr Marigold asked, clipboard in hand and a ball pen in the other. Wonders of having mics rigged across the whole place, everything was recorded so those notes were probably just her personal observations.

"Of course, doctor." Miho responded before Shèn could, stepping forward as she pushed a pair of imaginary glasses up her nose. The dragon snorted, but let her do her thing, "I'll start with Resurrection, since that was the first spell that Shèn displayed." With a tut of annoyance at the eruption of muttered doubts displayed by the volunteers, the fox woman raised her hand to call for silence, waiting until she received it. "Resurrection is named as such due to the time period it was conceived in. It does not, in fact, return to the deceased to life. It simply stabilizes the target of the spell, and allows them to fight despite grievous injuries through essentially what amounts to a patchwork job that can and will fall apart within the next day or two leading to death or extended trauma." Pausing to take a breath, Miho looked at her audience. They were still muttering, definitely in regard to her word choice. With a roll of her eyes, she began pacing and continued "Resurrection's origins as a tool for battlefield triage does have drawbacks, however. It takes a frankly absurd amount of time to cast. Additionally, it only does a patchwork job. It is not intended to be a lasting solution, but rather a method to triage the wounded so they can get the attention they need as it becomes available."

Pausing, Miho glanced at the volunteers, before shaking her head at the continued looks of skepticism etched across their body language, "I will not be demonstrating this spell, as none of the people here require it nor is it at all ethical to bring someone to the brink of death simply to test out one of my spells. You will simply have to take my word and Shèn's provided example that it does as described."

"For the average Arcanist, it requires eight seconds to charge and is single target. That said, it can be cast at a respectable range, I did not with Grue because I was already by his side. And, of course, I already demonstrated at the bank how a complex schema can be cast quickly and for many recipients if an Arcanist is willing to severely strain themselves." Shèn explained evenly, filling in the gaps that her partner had left. Although she very pointedly didn't go into detail about Aethercharge. It would come up later, so time and place. "The spell's other purpose, is to render patients in a crisis able to move under their own power without aggravating their condition."

Shèn tilted her head, clacking her talons against one another for a second as her funny book beamed more information into her skull, "Unless they are missing a fair amount of muscle mass and bone, of course, as Resurrect simply uses copious amounts of shaped scar tissue to take care of trauma and that can only do so much. It also includes an artificial release of adrenaline and related compounds, a forceful restart of the heart akin to a defibrillator, and a wide spectrum purging of harmful elements. The lethality Miho mentioned is due to said scrubbing being broad strokes, in many cases leaving enough traces to endanger a patient's life long term. However, it buys time and other spells can provide full treatment once out of the splash zone, so to say."

"I have no doubt there will be ample chance to demonstrate all of this once I negotiate some per diem pay at the local hospitals, given what I have heard of this city. For now, though, unless someone well and truly wishes to be knocked out to demonstrate the spell's resuscitation, we will be moving right on." The dragon finished, fixing the volunteers with a flat look. When nobody stepped up for that foolishness, she nodded sharply, "Onto Physik, then. Miho, would you like to keep this pattern of lecture?"

"Of course." The fox replied professionally with a bob of her head that made her ears flop. Cute, not that Shèn would go and verbalize that here, "Physik is a basic spell, akin to Ruin. Its primary strength is in its modularity and ease of customization, allowing for an experienced Arcanist to reliably respond to almost any medical situation with Physik in hand. Physik has two primary methods of casting, though there are more specialized variants that straddle lines between the two. The first mode is the standard method of casting Physik. A quick cast to provide first aid on a mild injury, such as closing a wound that would at most take minor stitches, treating a second degree burn, and other things that a paramedic could handle if given enough time. If anyone wishes for a demonstration of this mode, please raise your hand, Shèn and I will demonstrate Physik in its most basic form."

A smattering of hands rose from among the volunteers. Without bothering to look at them for a moment, Miho turned to Dr. Marigold. Thankfully, the woman caught on without being verbally questioned, and she pointed out two volunteers. "You and you. If you could please step forward and state your injury?"

A pair of men came forward, one aggressively East Asian, the other what looked like an Irish-Italian mutt with olive skin, red hair and a metric ton of freckles. The former spoke first, "Bruise on my torso from a work related injury."

"Minor burn on my right hand from a cooking accident." The other reported, brandishing a rather nasty looking patch of blistered skin running down his inner right arm.

"Now. Shèn, Miho. I will be observing both of your patients with a tinkertech device designed to essentially provide the equivalent of a CAT scan in real time." The good doctor said, brandishing a souped up iPhone looking thing, "If you could both please step forward and heal the volunteers in order?"

"Of course." Shèn said with a bob of her head, a twirl of her talons unfurling the green schema of Physik in front of her hand. She took her time with it, showing off how the light moved through the schema, although she didn't bother giving a verbal breakdown of what each segment did. "Physik works under the basis of aether stimulating tissue into pluripotency, which can then be made to multiply without taxing the patient thanks to the exotic energy supplying all material and power. The quick cast relies on hooking into the body's healing processes, using them for initial targeting and energy allotment, which allows it to be cast at range and near-instantly. It, however, does not obey the body's demands blindly, ensuring everything aligns and connects properly on top of preventing scar tissue from forming. In fact, it is in no small part founded in a hijacking of humans' hyperactive scarification process."

"Do note, there is only so much that can be done for dead tissue. Thankfully, the burn doesn't seem severe enough to incur any debridement. Libra, the diagnostics spell, would tell me with certainty but I am demonstrating it is not needed in situations like this." The draconic Arcanist finished her lecture, not bothering with any gestures as she triggered the spell. The schema collapsed, a green bolt shooting for the tanned redhead, suffusing him in a soft glow of the same that quickly pooled on his burn. It was almost like watching a sugar cube dissolve in coffee, the glistening red skin smoothing out under the light until nobody would be able to tell he had ever been hurt.

The man's eyes went wide, glued to the lightshow and no doubt the odd feeling of the pain fading away together with the damage. Humming softly, he twisted his arm, ensuring that he had a proper range of motion before turning to Shèn, "Thank you. I wasn't looking forward to not being able to cook for a bit, so it's nice to have that taken care of."

"No problem! I know how painful oil burns are, so happy to help." The dragon said with a wide smile. A few people in the crowd flinched at the sight of her chompers, but the guy just threw her a thumbs up so she'd count it as a win.

Miho, for her own part, took that as her cue to shoot her own Physic at the Asian man and start flapping her gums, "Speaking of the diagnostic spell, let's talk about it for a moment. Libra was a spell initially invented by the Arcanists of Nym for use on the battlefield due to their tendency to use their mages in a support role as strategists and tacticians. It was later adapted for use as a diagnostic spell by an Arcanist from Sharlayan, and, as such, is considered to be a fairly recent innovation in the Arcanist's toolkit. Libra, when cast in 'surgery' mode, as one could call it, provides a detailed list of the issues currently affecting the target to better allow for the attending healer to address each issue."

Once more, the crowd began to mutter, although this time it was fairly easy for both Shèn and Miho to ignore. There were definitely things stated, but they were mostly positive as far as they could make out. The overall position seemed to be 'oho, kayfabe with lore'.

"Moving on," Miho declared, eyeing the crowd but otherwise unaffected by the muttering, "We've covered Physik, Resurrection, and Libra. Now, to cover Esuna." Pausing to clear her throat, the fox began explaining the very thing they had been called to test at last, "Esuna is, without a doubt, the most significant contribution a single individual has ever made to Arcanima. Created by an unknown Arcanist during the early days of the Allagan Empire in an effort to replicate the mythical panacea, it has since been built upon endlessly by Arcanists ever since. Esuna is simple in principle. It has a blacklist and whitelist of conditions allowable to the human body, with the whitelist formed through the use of Libra on healthy individuals of that species and the blacklist composed entirely of known afflictions. One such affliction is an altered mental state, as Shèn demonstrated at the bank. Esuna–"

"Does that mean you two can cure hangovers!?" Someone from the crowd of volunteers interrupted loudly.

Blinking, Miho paused, before slowly nodding, "Yes. It would also be possible to use to cure drunkeness, though for alcoholism in general, a more extensive application would be required to completely purge the brain and body of the dependency." Pausing, she held up a finger, "Ah, wait. Drunkenness wouldn't be mental, but Esuna could still take care of it. Apologies, I forgot that for a moment."

"Fixing the liver itself would only take a quick cast, though." Shèn added without missing a beat, because it was as good a lead-in for this quirk of Esuna as anything else. "It falls in the same odd spot as cataracts in taking a long time to build up but being simple enough to treat. Whereas most conditions either need to have been caught on the same day to be healed in such a way or require the spell to be cast in surgical mode."

"Additionally," Miho began, pursing her lips, "Esuna is capable of mitigating but not curing 'mental disorders' such as Autism Spectrum Disorder and Antisocial Personality Disorder." The fox woman's feelings about that label weren't exactly hard to make out. She was not only openly sneering, but spitting the words like something rotten caught between her teeth. Shèn didn't need to be a psychic to know what the people here, especially Dr Marigold were thinking about that reaction.

The Dragon took that as her cue to cut right in. Her partner was compromised enough her explanation had ended up misleading to the point of outright misinformation. "Or rather, it was designed with an extremely even-handed view of psychology and incredibly strict ethics. Unless someone's neural architecture has been modified through traumatic events, alternative setups are considered just that. The only thing treated will be the associated malfunctions. Someone with OCD will retain their eye for detail, but they will no longer be forced into compulsive and obsessive behaviors. Someone with sociopathy or autism will become better able to parse emotions and cues, but the underlying thought patterns will not change. Someone transgender will no longer suffer the symptoms of dysphoria, for all they will retain their gender identity. However, purely harmful conditions such as dissociative disorders, kleptomania and Tourette's will be removed entirely."
"Pardon?" Dr Hamilton questioned as the crowd erupted into whispered mutterings, "Did you just say that Esuna can cure mental disorders? Outright?"

"Yes. Brain tumors and lesions are also eminently treatable by Esuna, although they tend to require switching to surgical mode and plugging in Physik to enhance its ability to transmute and regenerate tissue. Lesions, depending on severity, can be treated singlehandedly by Physik." Shèn replied without missing a beat, bobbing her head as though that hadn't caused another ripple of mutters. She was valuable and by god she was going to drive it in by hammer and chisel. Blowing shit up with flashy magic was a hobby, the medical field was a special layer of hell, doubly so for the cases that'd be assigned to someone like her. "For mutations and assorted transformations of the body, it can be either Esuna on its own or a combination as I described, depending on the underlying mechanics of the effect."

"I… see." Dr Hamilton replied, eyes darting over to Dr Marigold, who simply nodded. There were great many thoughts swirling behind those eyes, but they didn't matter so long as the powers were properly demonstrated. "Right then. Shèn and Miho, if you could both demonstrate Esuna on two volunteers with suitable conditions?"

"Of course." Miho replied instantly, preempting Shèn, "Show of hands please."

Immediately, several hands shot up.

"You and you." Dr Hamilton immediately called, bringing over what looked to be two volunteers. One of them was wearing a skirt and t-shirt combo and in her early twenties, her exposed skin covered in rashes. The other was simply a middle-aged woman with puffy eyes, "If you could state your conditions for the record?"

"Gender Dysphoria, a non serious allergic reaction due to someone accidentally placing shellfish in my meal despite me asking otherwise." The one walking up to Miho stated immediately, her(?) voice straining slightly as it dipped into a more masculine range ever so briefly.

"HRT?" Miho asked, "If you don't mind me asking, that is. I just need to make sure I properly tune Esuna's blacklist-whitelist."

"Yes. Estradiol and Spironolactone." The woman replied with a sharp nod.

"Got it. If you could stand still, please?" The fox requested clinically. Drawing her casting implement against as she cast Libra, Miho hummed to herself as she read the data provided by the spell, "Right. I've identified the issue." Pausing, she took a deep, fortifying breath, "We'll use Esuna in a standard cast first, to deal with your allergic reaction. I will need your permission before I even remotely decide to mess with your dysphoria."

"Understood." With a bob of her head, the woman waited patiently as Miho quickly and efficiently took care of the symptoms caused by the allergic reactions. Rashes disappeared from her exposed skin and face more and more as the Fox concluded her treatment.

"What do we have on the menu for you?" Shèn asked her patient as she left her partner to her devices, offering what she hoped was a reassuring smile.

"An allergic reaction to peanuts. Some bugger on the bus was eating them and accidentally threw one my way. It landed pretty close to my eye, and this is the result." The woman grumped as she waved at her puffy eyes, "Kids these days, I swear."

"Ugh, public transport. I had to take an hour long train ride to get to uni every day and of fucking course it was right at the time the second shift of office workers piled on in." The dragon grumbled back as she unfurled Esuna's rainbow schema, taking the line of conversation and running with it. Couldn't just slap her dick down on the table, also had to get people to ease down. "I'll tell your immune system to calm down. Then if you want I can get it through its thick skull that no, peanuts aren't the spawn of the devil, stop sending a whole army when some pop up. Plus, y'know, any other allergies you've got while I'm at it."

"Miss Shèn, you're capable of doing that?" Doctor Hamilton asked, more to clarify than anything else.

"Yes. It will take the surgical mode to adjust the parameters of her immune system, hence why I'm asking for consent given what could be done there." Shèn replied with a bob of her head, then more towards her patient added, "Not that different than trusting a surgeon to have basic morals while rooting around your chest cavity, really."

"I see." The medical doctor replied, glancing towards the patient, "Missus Freeman, I believe that choice is up to you. Either way, I would recommend getting tested in a medical facility after the fact to confirm that you no longer have the allergy."

For what felt like a minute, Missus Freeman carefully considered Shèn's proposition. "...I give my consent, Miss Shen. There are peanut butter cookies calling my name."

"Alright, let's chuck those diet restrictions to the garbage where they belong." The dragon woman replied with a crooked grin, a rainbow shimmering between her talons.



"They're not parahumans." Doctor Marigold spoke after a few moments, looking the data arrayed before her with a honest to god massive grin, "The scans of their brains we took on the sly corroborate everything else we've seen, and the fact that they repeatedly had to stop to adjust their 'Esuna' schema while working through the volunteers gives credence to everything they said."

Before the Nurse could speak up to voice his doubts, Doctor Hamilton nodded slowly, "I agree with you, Doctor Marigold. For much of the same reasons, though, another thing stuck out to me." He nodded towards an image of Shen and Miho working their way through the volunteers, semi-professionally and smoothly going through the line in a manner akin to a machine. Or a professional. "While we can definitely make the argument that they're simply parahumans with a background in medicine, I don't personally believe that's the case. Like you pointed out, they quite literally have identical powers. Additionally, they both seem to believe that there is a degree of science behind their abilities. Most notably, they were throwing around terms that they didn't quite understand the meaning of, but were confident enough to use."

"There was strange brain activity when we asked them questions…" Nicholas hedged, shifting uncomfortably. There were no coronas or any odd clumps of nervous tissue that'd indicate a core mutation like some Brutes and Changers underwent. That left one very worrying implication.

"And it was nothing like the records of Teacher's minions or Mather's victims. They'd need to have been granted a Thinker power and undergone physical mutation by some parahuman ability and been granted Tinkertech gemstones, to say nothing of whatever enabled them to have this 'aether'." Doctor Marigold replied with a shake of her head, "Some could argue they are grab bags with a Breaker power that phases their true bodies or at least brains in favor of projections."

"But none of the readings match with that theory. Fully functional organs and digestive processes aren't something projections are known for." Doctor Hamilton finished that thought.

"...Have I mentioned how glad I am to be a glorified scribe not invited to the meeting with the Director?" Nicholas said after an awkward pause. This sounded like the start of a case file and he wanted nothing to do with that bureaucratic monstrosity.
 
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"Well, at least that took long enough we won't be playing day drinker." Shèn sighed, running Physik's green light over her wrist and fingers as they finally, finally walked out of PRT HQ. Between finishing the tests, getting all the paperwork looked over by a lawyer and signing everything, the sun was starting to set already. At least the sky had cleared up by now.

"They were honestly ludicrously generous. A basic stipend to live off for the next year, a fund with a debit card for immediate funds, apartments near a bunch of PRT agents with everything paid for for the next year plus; provided we don't abuse it, and we were literally just told to go have fun tonight." Miho blinked, still a bit dazed at the special treatment, though certainly not protesting it, "They aren't being very subtle, are they?"

"Nope, although the face Ms. Petterson made when she read through the deal was hilarious." The dragon chuckled, shaking her head. "At least they were upfront about the phones they gave us having trackers."

"They weren't insulting us by pretending we were stupid, yeah." Miho nodded, humming as she thumbed through the phone, "I ended up using Miho as a name after all, eh? Ah well. It wasn't worth the bother of changing it."

"Only thing I don't like is this nonsense radial menu system." Shèn grumbled, fiddling through her own phone before finally figuring out how to flick her contact info at her partner. She'd set down her legal name as Shèn Liáng, after everything was said and done. Her mother's surname would invite troublesome comparisons, while she was entirely soured to her paternal surname from how her sperm donor kept going on about how she should wear it with pride because it was so unique.

There was a pang of loss, thinking about her mother who must be worrying sick. It was nothing but a dull ache that faded in moments. Same as when her grandfathers had died wracked with convulsions. Same as when the cat she'd grown up with had done the same.

It was good that part of her mind was still broken. She'd seen what grief did to people and wanted absolutely none of it.

"Remind me to get an accountant. I am not dealing with the fucking nonsense of spreadsheets that are finances here." She kept talking as though nothing had happened, mock-shuddering at the thought of the excel wasteland. She would happily and richly pay someone to handle that for her, together with whatever interest wizardry was in order to keep her money plentiful. It wasn't like she ever spent money on anything other than groceries and buffets, so the cash should pile up nice and high.

"Probably a good plan," Miho acknowledged, quickly type out a note on her phone as she did so, "I should probably get one myself. I don't particularly want to deal with the headache either, and I already know I'm bad at the financial side of life."

"Preaching to the choir, sister. Now shoot me that contact info." Shèn retorted, smacking her friend lightly on the ass with her tail.

"No ass smacking yet," Miho warned dangerously, "Don't know you quite well enough for that yet." Still, she complied. Moments later, the fox's contact information was across from the dragon, complete with a profile picture featuring a selfie of fuzzbutt. Although sadly not the actual behind or even the tail like Shèn's own pfp, just her mug.

"Well, that handily answers a few questions I was gonna ask at the bar." The dragon replied with a shrug, quietly making note of that very pointed 'yet'. "What do you drink, anyways?"

"Wine, mixed drinks, generally preferring sweater beverages." Miho replied, humming to herself, "I generally limit myself to one glass."

"I have a weird relationship with white wine. Smells fucking amazing and it is my go-to for sauces, but I have yet to find one that agrees with my palate without being cooked." The blonde dragon replied as she slipped her phone back into her coat pocket. "I'd been meaning to try mead, cider and sake but I was on meds that didn't much like booze so I never got to."

"More of a fan of reds myself." Miho hummed, looking at her fellow Arcanist, "Do you know where we're headed, by the way? I've mostly just been following you."

"Nope! Just picked a random direction." Shèn replied cheerfully, dinosaur teeth peeking through her smile. "Either we stumble on a bar I like the vibe of or I get bored and poke google maps."

"...You're useless." Miho groaned, pulling out her phone and pulling up the aforementioned map, though apparently it wasn't Google here. "Right. There's a nice bar about ten minutes walk from here. Let's go there, yeah?"

"Spoilsport." The dragon chuckled without any heat whatsoever.



"What brand is this?" Shèn asked the beef rectangle disguised as a man and stuffed into a waistcoat behind the bar, holding up the shot glass full of cider she'd been sipping. The black man couldn't be more aggressively veteran, with a crew cut and a shrapnel scar chewing up half his face. She was onto him, though, that 'glassy' eye was actually tracking her motion and the pupil shifted just fine. Must've gotten some work done by Panacea.

Miho's step had hiccuped for a moment when they'd opened the door into a classy bar filled to the brim with off-duty troopers and police officers, but Shèn had been cut off with an 'It's fine' the moment she'd opened her mouth. So in they'd gone and the dragon couldn't be more glad they had. There was a whole-ass piano in the corner and the ginger playing it was sure beating those soulless allegations. This also meant that the chatter of the boys and girls in blue was kept a quiet murmur that actually made for nice white noise.

Also, her new palate? Actually agreed with the burn of alcohol. So she was having a great time sampling drinks. Cognac has been her favorite so far, but she may be looking into cider for something to keep at home. Softer and, if she remembered right, cheaper.

"It's a local blend," The bartender explained as he moved to service another customer, "If you like that, I'd recommend trying out some of the sake their local competition produces."

"Ah, right." Miho interjected herself into the conversation, her glass of alcohol still largely untouched, "There's a whole Little Japan in Brockton, right? Of course there'd be some local industries born from that."

"I hope it also has some Chinatown bits, it's been like three years since I had chinese style fried chicken. Nevermind niche dim sum like four seasons and money pouch dumplings." Shèn hummed, finishing up the last of her glass and pushing it forward. The bartender, Mike, already knew to swap it for a new glass full of whatever was next on the 'surprise me' list. "Although I can damn well live on American food if these hot wings are anything to go by."

Another fun discovery? She had the spice tolerance of a south east Asian now.

Out of the corner of her eye, Shèn noted Miho grabbing another of the wings and munching on it, humming in contentment all the while. Evidently, the fox enjoyed spice herself, not that she was surprised given her looks. Genuine article, right there.

She was just waiting for the vixen to realize that the wings came with bones and she was crunching them down without a thought.

"Japantown isn't the proper name, it's honestly closer to an Asian District," Mike clarified with a grunt as he poured in what was probably sake into the dragon's cup, "You'll find real good Asian food over there, though I wouldn't recommend popping over until you're a bit more settled. While the ABB is generally… decent, for a criminal organization, they are still very much criminals and won't have any particular qualms trying to recruit you. By force, if they think they can get away with it."

"Right, I've heard some stuff about forced recruitment from the gangs but… how does that even work? Most parahumans are frontliners, so they can just sandbag the moment the PRT comes knocking and get whisked away. The rest are the types who can sabotage your everything. How do gangs get any value out of that?" Shèn commented as she grabbed the glass with the hand that wasn't full of hot sauce, taking an idle sip. Then everything was forgotten for a moment as her eyebrows tickled her hairline and she looked back down at her glass. Goddamn. What the hell was this made of, Nectar? Heidrun's milk?

"Threats to family, brainwashing, torture, they're villains for a reason." The guy Mike had been serving a moment ago chimed up. Turning around to look at him, Shèn got treated to the sight of a well toned Asian man in a form fitting tank top and pants, "The gangs are very good at what they do, and there is very little the PRT and BBPD can do to actually prevent the murder of an unknown cape's family. If there's no family, brainwashing and torture to break the person, or even more esoteric methods, depending on the gang."

"Right, so either using fear like a lever with all the risks there or breaking someone into a fire and forget berserker. That'd do it, although they would definitely want to try for softer methods first, given how unreliable the other end results are." Shèn hummed in thought as she forced herself to savor the sake instead of chug it like the thirsty fucking noodle she was. God, but did this soothe like crisp water on a desert dry throat. "Some problems and problematic people removed, no questions asked. A tidy pile of cash. Goons waiting hand and foot. Pretty faces. Lots of ways to loosen up someone's morals."

"Classic stories as old as time," Miho mused, eyes wandering around the room as she munched on another wing, her drink finally half full as she spun around on her chair to face the rather buff looking Asian man who had spoken up earlier, "We'll take your advice and avoid the ABB's territory for now, thank you. Unless our services are required due to unfolding events."

"Week minimum, ideally wait until we've done a fair few shifts at the hospitals." The dragon agreed with a bob of her head, quietly asking Mike for a bigger cup of sake as she finished her glass. She wasn't sure if it was the french fries and hot wings she'd been munching on or a quirk of her biology, but she was still stone cold sober.

"I'm not carrying your ass home if you end up drunk, Shèn." Miho idly stated, finishing off the last of her drink. The fox sighed, rubbing a hand against her head, "Gods, I'm even more of a lightweight than before, I think." She paused, shook her head, and sighed again.

"I'm not even buzzed yet, Floozy." The dragon chuckled as she got her order, taking a sip of heaven in a cup. Damn, but this was good. "Just drink some water, or else you'll be the one carried home in my tail."

"I do know how to handle my drinks, thank you." Said floozy jabbed back playfully, waving down Mike for a glass of water, "But damn, you've got alcohol tolerance for days, huh?"

"Booze is stored in the tail." Shèn drawled out, waving the tufted tip playfully in the vague direction of the fox woman.

"You have fun with that, scales." Miho replied, raising her glass of water in a mock toast that Shèn clicked her own cup against without missing a beat, "Hey Mike, you got more of this water stuff?" She winked towards the blonde dragon before starting to chug, "It's pretty good shit."

"We have it on tap, as a matter of fact." The veteran chuckled.

"Good, I'll be chugging a whole-ass liter once I'm done with this." The local knife ears snorted. She'd be pissing like a racehorse afterwards, but ah well.



"Well, that's about as much of a shitbrick as I expected when they said PRT owned apartment complex." Shèn offered, sounding anything but unhappy. Reinforced concrete her beloved, none of that styrofoam and toothpicks nonsense.

She definitely had a point, Miho thought, considering that the apartment complex was built like a goddamn fortress. Though not being primarily composed of glass definitely was helping with that appearance. Oh, there were windows, but they didn't compose more than a small percentage of the overall surface area of the building.

"Nicer than I expected though." Miho mentioned, double checking the address just to be sure they'd arrived at the right one. Her phone did indeed say that they had, "They really are pulling out all the stops, huh?"

"It sure is working, too. I'm going to sleep a hell of a lot easier knowing dumb fucking gangoon teens barely worth the cum splattered on their sheets can't just go teehee and chuck in a firebomb." The dragon grumbled, an almost imperceptible dusting of pink across the bridge of her nose. It had taken entirely too many glasses of sake to get her even vaguely buzzed. Evidently, she hadn't been lying about all of it going to her tail. With a fond shake of her head, Miho continued to listen to her friend's slightly tipsy ramblings. "Or whatever passes for 'very good ideas' among bottom feeding gangers in this city, anyways."

"Well. I suppose we should head in." Miho mused, pushing open the door to the lobby. Walking in with only a small amount of trepidation, the vixen blinked. Then blinked again. Then she rubbed her eyes to ensure she wasn't going completely insane. Turning, she looked at Shèn, "How… can the interior of a building be so painfully average while at the same time be the perfect killing zone? What the genuine fuck?!"

Seriously, if it wasn't for the tactical and strategic knowledge that'd been jammed into her brain, she wouldn't have noticed. The lobby itself was an obvious chokepoint, clearly designed to give the defender the advantage of several firing positions while denying the defender any. For example, there were flowerpots flush against the window, ones built from concrete designed to be used as firing positions against an oncoming enemy without giving the enemy cover if they managed to break through that line of defense. The lobby proper wasn't well fortified at all; as giving your opponent cover was a fool's errand. All the furniture and decor was very pointedly made of wood and plastic. The only other notable thing was the secretary's station, obviously reinforced and complete with some windows that I couldn't see through. A killing zone through and through.

"The magic of bored veterans, if I had to guess. The flowerpots are a nice touch." The blonde chuckled, waving at the hollow blocks of concrete pretending to be decor even as her tail gently closed the door behind them.

"...Fair enough." Miho sighed, her eyes fixating on the receptionist. A stocky Indian man with laugh lines and obviously armed with a glock in a shoulder holster. Probably a shotgun underneath the counter they were working at, too. Joy. Walking towards him with a purpose, Miho greeted him with a wave of her hand, "Hello! Shèn and I are new tenants around here. We were told that our paperwork had been submitted, and that our apartments were being cleaned. I wanted to make sure that was done before we went up?"

"They should be apartments 343 and 344." Shèn added helpfully, wiggling her fingers by way of a wave.

Taking a moment to check his notes, the receptionist nodded after a few moments, "You should be good to take the elevator up to floor three, apartments forty three and forty four. The cleaning got done about an hour ago. Here are your keys."

"Thanks, Mr Agarwal!" Shèn chirped with an easy smile as she took hers. Good food and good booze had really done wonders for the girl's mood. Not that Miho herself was immune to that either. She was definitely in a better mood than before, but…

Well, she'd process that in the privacy of her room. Reaching out to take her own key, Miho spoke as well, "Thank you as well, Mr Agarwal. The help the PRT is providing is greatly appreciated."

"I'll need to figure out a schedule for patching up troopers, assuming they can't just take walk-ins when I work at the hospital." Shèn dropped casual as a summer breeze before strolling over for the elevator, tail swishing happily behind her. With a polite wave towards the secretary, Miho followed her, her own tail significantly more sedate. Arriving at the elevator in good order, the pair of strange women entered it, pressing the button for the third floor.

"...So, Shèn, do you have any plans for tonight?" Miho asked as the doors closed, leaning against the wall as she attempted to appear casual.

"Shit, shower and sleep." The dragoness replied bluntly. "Probably cuddle my summons in bed. That's about it."

"I see." Miho replied, humming in consideration, "I'll likely do the same then. Not sure about cuddling a carbuncle, considering how they glow." She paused, went to say something more, before shaking her head, "Either way, I suppose we'll talk more tomorrow?"

"Yea. Doubt we have anything in the fridge, so we'll be eating out for breakfast." Shèn shrugged as the elevator dinged and they stepped out.

"I'll see you then, Shèn." Miho answered with a noticeably weak smile, pausing in front of her unit's door. With a harsh sigh, and before her friend(?) could say anything, the fox entered her room. Shutting the door behind her with perhaps slightly more force than was necessary, Miho finally let her mask slip, grief and rage etched onto her face as tears began to pool in her eyes.

"WHY!?" She roared, barely managing to contain her impulse to slam her fist into the wall, tears streaking down her face as she grit her teeth, "WHY?! WHY AFTER SOMETHING FINALLY STARTED GOING RIGHT FOR ME!?" She screamed to the uncaring ceiling, rage slipping from her grip as the crushing weight of despair and loneliness overtook her. "Give them back…" The woman sobbed, collapsing in the entrance to her new home, a broken voice thick with despair and hopelessness.

For what felt like hours, she simply laid there, kneeling on the floor as she wondered what exactly she'd done to deserve this.

'...Pathetic.'

The thought raced through her mind like lightning. For all that it seemed intrusive, she could not ignore it. After a few moments, she even found herself agreeing with it.

'They aren't dead, so long as I remember them. Though parting is painful…' Miho smiled woodenly, 'I've gotten some good things out of this. A body I love, rather than hate. Powers that I didn't have before. An apartment - a place of my own. I've lost a lot, but I've gained much in turn.'

She rose, nodding to herself. That was right. She couldn't sit here crying. That could come later. For now, she needed to keep herself busy. While it would be easy to simply accept that they were going out for breakfast tomorrow, she'd been given a new beginning. Forced on her though it may be, it was time to turn over a new leaf. That meant not going out for breakfast when the option remained to cook. Purpose granting her the mental fortitude to push past the trauma of sudden partings, Miho strode into her kitchen with purpose, blanching as she realized she was going to have to purchase everything she needed. Thankfully, it wouldn't be too much, and she wasn't going to be able to sleep either way. So long as she got the requisite shopping done now, she could spend the rest of the night simply organizing things.

'First. Pots, Pans, Rice Cooker.' Miho listed out the things she would need in her head, "Baking trays, some kind of contraption to keep boiled water ready. Then I need rice, an assortment of vegetables, spices and toppings, eggs, and an assortment of dairy products." Exhaling dramatically, the fox winced, "Yeah… this is gonna need a hilarious amount of trips. I should probably check to make sure that the stores will be open."

'Talking to myself might be the first sign of insanity, but it's helping me cope so I frankly don't care. Probably shouldn't be alone right now either, but Shèn's probably going to sleep and I'd rather not bother her.' The vixen mused to herself, rummaging around in her pocket for her phone to search up if any of the places she'd need to go were open.

She winced. They were not. However, all except the grocer had delivery as an option. Which definitely would significantly lessen the amount of stuff she'd need to carry personally. She also actually had the funds to furnish her kitchen, which meant she should definitely do so.

'Right. So, the rest of tonight is going to be spending an absurd amount of money shopping. Truly, I am a woman.'

Sometimes, Miho's own thoughts scared her.
 
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"Miho, my partner, my friend, my buddy. I mean this in the nicest possible way." Shèn said through hands pressed flat together. "What the hell."

She'd come to say hello to her friend after sleeping in until ten in the morning. She'd been promptly punched in the nose by a full on eastern feast. Salmon, miso and curry were the only things she could make through the mess of scents and mountains of food piled upon the fox's dining room table.

The culprit was just standing there like a deer in headlights and it said something about the situation Shèn only noticed now that the fox woman was wearing nothing but a t-shirt and panties. There was, in theory, an apron too. In practice, it was doing about as much for her front as her hitched up shirt did for her ass. Watching Miho set the spoon raised to her lips down as a terrifying expression briefly dawned on the fox before it evaporated into a nuclear blush, Shèn could only sigh.

Very cute, yes, but really?

"...I left the door unlocked, didn't I?" She just barely managed to get out, her voice absolutely miniscule and swimming in embarrassment.

"Yes. It was also ajar so when I knocked it just opened." The dragon drawled out, dry and flat even as her tail snatched a rice ball, shoving it into her mouth without a second thought. Mooched food tasted best. Smoked salmon with mayo, classic stuff.

Wait.

"Did you use your Ruby Carbuncle to smoke the salmon?" Shèn asked with narrowed eyes, glancing up at the smoke detector suspiciously. It didn't look like Miho had removed the batteries.

"...No?" Miho shook her head, "I've been cooking since…" She blanched, whipping out her phone. As she opened it and glanced at the time, she groaned, "About seven in the morning." She whined, "I got lost in a fugue…"

"Floozy, I swear to god." Shèn chuckled in fond exasperation, shaking her head. "Well, get decent. I may've had a stomach capacity like a snake even before becoming six feet tall, but we're going to need more people to get through this before it goes to waste."

"...Most of it was for refrigeration." Miho pouted, glaring towards Shen with absolutely no heat in her eyes, "But cooking for other people feels better… fine. So long as they don't touch my ramen and my snacks, you rude lizard, you can invite people over. Those are my onigiri." With pointing her fingers towards her eyes and then towards Shèn in a classic gesture, she retreated towards her room to get dressed.

"Nyehehehehe." The rude lizard in question laughed like the goblinoid she truly was, grabbing a plate of tonkatsu to go without a second thought. Now, time to see who they were sharing a floor with.



"Welcome!" Miho 'chirped', sounding more like a deathrattle than anything else, her gucci eyebags not helping that impression any. At least she'd come out of her room dressed in a far more socially acceptable pair of jean leggings, for all she hadn't changed her shirt, "Shèn has decided that I couldn't possibly eat this food that I was going to refrigerate or freeze on my own, so I invited you lot over. Aren't you all lucky?"

"You cooked a squad's worth, Floozy. Even after we're done here you'll have at least three days worth of leftovers with those huge curry pots." Shèn chuckled wryly, shaking her head before waving at the trio, her tail pointing out each one as she rattled their names. "Lucia Martina Ortiz-Ramierez, William Nakamura, Joseph Blazkowicz."

Lucia was pretty much the poster girl for military latinas. Tall, tanned and toned. Her hair hung from a high ponytail to right below her shoulderblades. William was a short, stocky man with brown hair thick-rimmed glasses over aggressively Asian features. Not unfit by any measure, he was simply the only one of the trio not seemingly made out of steel cables. Speaking of, Joseph was built like a quarterback. Square shoulders, square jaw, blue eyes and blonde hair in a buzz cut. The man was a propaganda artist's wet dream.

"You stole my onigiri, you bitch." Miho shot back without a single ounce of remorse, "I was looking forward to eating those, myself." With the last word obtained, she turned her attention towards the guests, "Either way, please pull up a chair to the table. Go ahead and grab anything still there. The refrigerator is off limits. I stored what I can eat over the course of the week there, and you aren't welcome to it, Shèn."

The dragon, being a paragon of maturity and elegance, just stuck out a whole foot of tongue at the fox woman.

"Free food is free food!" The latina after Shèn's own heart exclaimed, entering the dining room and taking a seat at the table, "You heard the lady. Name's Lucia. Lucia Martina Ortiz-Ramierez. Thanks for the invite and pleased to meetcha, Miho."

Before Miho could respond to Lucia's greeting, the blonde man with a jaw so square you could almost count the polygons spoke, "A lot of Japanese dishes, I see. Are you from there, Miss Li?" Taking a seat of his own across from Lucia, he continued, "Ah, not to be rude, but you did keep some rice out, yes?"

It was a fair question given the alternative was starting to lift lids at random from the pots peppered around the table. Especially given there were three of them. That was of course on top of the tonkatsu platter, two fishes' worth of seared salmon and a big pot of miso soup. There was barely any space for people's plates, honestly. Miho may want to get a bigger table.

Watching as her friend blushed again, Shèn chuckled as Miho stuttered out a reply, "A-ah-apologies. Give me a second to go get the rice cooker." With that, Floozy turned and made her way back towards the kitchen. Emerging a few moments later, hands laden with her rice cooker, Miho found a place to set it down and found a seat at the head of the table. "Right. That should be everything. Go ahead and help yourselves."

"Thank you, Miss Lee." The Asian man of the group spoke for the first time, looking towards his host with a fond smile, "It has been a while since I've had a taste of home. Lucia is much more fond of Hispanic fare, after all."

"I also suck at making Japanese. Fuckin' sticky rice." Lucia said bluntly with a shrug, "I've told you before that you should just learn how to cook, Will."

"The last time you let me in the kitchen, I burned water." Will shot back dryly, "Are you sure you want a repeat of that?"

"With a fire extinguisher on one hand and a camera in the other, sure." The latina replied without missing a beat.

"If you want some barriers on, just gimme a first row seat." Shèn chuckled, pulling a chair with her tail before plopping her ass down. Took some finagling to make the meat tube sticking out of her spine sit remotely comfortably, leaving her slightly turned to the side, but nothing some furniture shopping wouldn't fix.

"I might take you up on that!" Lucia barked, her voice filled with mirth as she plated some of the spicer curry for herself, "Cheers for the free lunch, Miho. It's really appreciated."

"Thank Shèn. I would have hoarded it if it wasn't for her." Miho demurred, slowly munching on some of the seared salmon she had already claimed a significant portion of, "Since you are all here, and I've bribed you all with lunch, would any of you mind providing us with transportation while we go shopping for our apartments? We need to furnish them with various things, and it's rather difficult to carry the heavier things without a vehicle. I doubt my word that I can drive a car would be all that useful either."

For a few moments, the table was quiet as the three invited individuals processed Miho's overly formal and stilted request.

Joseph was the one to break the silence, "I don't believe I have anything planned today. I wouldn't mind helping you and Miss Shen out." He turned to face the other two PRT employees sitting at the table, "Are either of you two free today?"

"We can assist as well, yes. I assume that both of you would also like recommendations on where to go for all of your shopping?" William answered after swallowing, receiving an approving nod from his maybe-roomate, maybe-wife.

"Please." The dragon all but pleaded. "I grew up in a vacation city, I would crumble to ash if I fell for a tourist trap. But this is my first time in America, so." Shèn wiggled her dyed hands as though her talons could tease her meaning out of the air.

"I'd say that Brockton shouldn't realistically have a tourist industry, but I also read somewhere that it was the cape capital of the US, if not the world, sooooooooooo." Miho hummed, finger on her chin as she stood from the table, gathering up her plates and leaving for the kitchen, "Probably for the best if we have escorts either way."
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Shèn wasn't sure whether to be glad or concerned that Joseph owned a big black van. She could definitely appreciate how much armor had been snuck into it and how plush the seats were, though. Her friend sure enjoyed the latter, given how she'd been merrily dozing against the dragon's shoulder. Soon enough, she didn't have to worry about any of that anymore.

"We're here." Joseph called back as the van pulled to a stop, the distinctive click of unlatching belts sounding out through the vehicle.

"Oi, Floozy, time to wake up." Shèn said, gently poking her friend on the cheek with a curled finger. Wouldn't do to score her face with her talons. Thankfully, her friend was a light sleeper. Rubbing her eyes, Miho yawned a bit, blinking blearily towards Shen.

"Thank you." She stated, rubbing her eyes briefly before she gave up on that as a bad job, "Appreciate you letting me take my nap and also waking me up."

"Just be careful, next time you may wake up as a fox burrito." The dragon chuckled as she slid out of the van, flexing her tail for emphasis. It had led to some awkward sitting, but the cushioning kept it from being too uncomfortable.

Snickering, the fox unclipped her seatbelt, pushed open the car door, and hopped out. "Bold of you to assume there'll be a next time, my dear Shèn~" Miho chirped. Turning to Joseph, the she-fox bowed, "I appreciate your time, Mr. Blazkowicz."

"Repayment is repayment." The German man answered simply. "Now, I do believe you two had shopping to accomplish?"

"That we did. Lead the way?" The leggy chunk of lapis lazuli replied with a bob of her head.

The mall was unremarkable beyond being a fair bit uglier than Barcelona's pride and joy. Then again, they didn't exactly have the benefit of having a whole-ass arena to use as a fancy facade dress for it, so she wasn't going to judge them all that hard for it. Beyond that it was what one would expect, a whole commercial district squeezed in the size of a large park. Brockton Bay's culture showed in how little glass there was, everything being concrete fed nice and fat with rebar. Reminded her of the fat fucking concrete brick El Corte Ingles had slapped down in Plaza Catalunya, if anything.

Inside, department stores and more niche stores lined the walls as far as the eyes could see, and crowds upon crowds of people walked within. Miho was already cringing, her ears twitching as her straight up superhuman hearing began to irritate her from the sheer level of background noise she had to be picking up.

"I'll have to figure out a Wind spell to dampen your hearing." Shèn sighed with a shake of her head. She had never had it as bad as her partner, but there was a reason she refused to go to restaurants without noise-canceling headphones. Thing of the past now thanks to her new body, at least. "Alright, furniture last for obvious reasons. Kitchen stuff first, I think. I need some plates, bowls and cutlery."

She turned at a tap on her shoulder, Miho raising her phone up at her.

[Better to order the kitchen stuff online. Cheaper and less work for us.] A bold set of text read, her friend still very much grimacing all the while.

"Isn't it barely 2011 around here?" Shèn asked with a tilt of her head. She had no real idea when online shopping had really taken off.

"It's mostly about efficiency and car space." William chimed in, an unconcealed look of concern directed towards Miho, "While delivery hasn't hit the mainstream yet, it is starting to get significantly more popular, and has already become a rapidly rising business in Brockton."

"Fair enough." The dragon shrugged. Saved them some trouble. "Now–"

Whatever she was going to say next was interrupted by the sound of approaching footsteps, whispered words of curiosity and awe in equal measure, and a shiver down her spine.

"Ah shit." Lucia cursed, "Here come the groupies."

Miho's ears were flat against her head, what little fur she had bristling as the not even remotely concealed discussion about the pair of them spread across the busy mall. Shèn didn't hesitate to stick an Esuna covered hand on the small of her fuzzy friend's back. Not the politest thing to do, but it sure beat the fox blowing a gasket.

She stiffened, a low furious growl boiling in her throat before she cut it off, a sharp nod letting her friend know she'd appreciated it. The phone came up again, [Never do that again. Don't fuck with my mind directly. It's a neurosis.]

"Fair enough. Next time just cast Esuna on yourself. Although if it is between you starting to shut down or doing something really regrettable and me triggering that neurosis? It's going to be the latter." Shèn muttered with a shrug, knowing the fox would be able to hear just fine. Should help make sure that fuzz butt didn't ever let it get to that point.

Magical self-medication, woo. Given that Miho seemed to loosen up significantly at her words, she'd definitely been correct to say so

As for the peanut gallery itself? A mixed bag like the dragon had been expecting. Most of them were complimentary, especially with regards to their care for the hostages. Some were critical, grumbling that they weren't proper heroes because they had just let the villains take the hostages rather than put up a fight. A few idiots wasting what few brain cells God had seen fit to give them to leer and ogle as though being in a busy crowd made them invisible.

It was nice her actions had been taken notice of, and she was enough of a show-off to make a game of how many eyes followed her tail, but it was a bit difficult to find humor in it with the face her friend was making.

"Oi, you two." Lucia asked, very pointedly stepping between the crowd and Miho, "Do you want us to make sure you're both left alone?"

"Go for it. I somehow doubt summoning my critters would really help." Shèn sighed, shaking her head.

"Please." Miho finally spoke for the first time since they'd entered the mall.

"Right then." Lucia replied, nodding towards her blonde friend who was very conveniently built like an angry fridge, "Joseph, you take the front, I'll take the back. William, you be all intimidating by glaring at people through your glasses."

"I am maybe eighty pounds soaking wet, what intimidation?" William grumbled, but obliged well enough.

"Do the megane thing, nerd." Lucia shrugged in reply. With all of that sorted out, the quintet of off duty PRT employees and Arcanists made their way through the mall, politely pushing aside the sea of people who rose to greet them. Some were simply innocently curious. Some were significantly ruder. All of them got the same basic treatment, provided they got the message on the first pass.

"Miss Shen and Miss Miho simply wish to purchase what they need, and leave. Please do not bother them."

The rote message was repeated over and over again, only some people particularly lacking in grey matter requiring a more firm response to keep away. Even so, Shèn caught her friend swearing to never do this again. It was eleven times now. She may need to figure out something to keep Miho from becoming a shut-in. Hopefully the novelty would wear off in a few weeks.

For now, it was time to speed through the shopping they absolutely could not have done online then hit the door hard enough to make it bounce. Her wistful look at the food court would remain just that, a look.




AN: Heya everyone! Sorry for things being late! Nihilo was getting his ass kicked by his new meds, and it took him a while to polish this chapter to the standards we both expect from ourselves. Enjoy!
 
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"There, that should help." Shèn sighed as she scratched the chin of a little green autism creature, the foxcat purring happily. Wind walls were good at dampening sound and since she'd gotten them tested and had some troopers around there was pretty much no legal issues plopping one down around this little private booth. She'd had to wait for their orders to be delivered of course, but hey.

Across from her, Miho smiled, "Thank you. Being able to hear every individual conversation going on around me was… not ideal." Pausing, the fox took a bite of her food; a plate of cajun pasta. Sighing in contentment as she savored the pleasant burn of the spice, the fox turned her attention back to her friend, "Either way, I'll have to see if I can figure out an electric variant so I don't have to rely on you."

"Doubt it'll work with lighting, you'd want to just use Aegis as a base at that point." The dragon replied with a shrug, going to town on her neapolitan milanese. Honestly, Miho had been debating asking her fellow Arcanist if she was willing to share; trade half of her pasta for half of Shèn's heap of fried meat and cheese. She just wasn't sure though. Social niceties were never something she'd fully comprehended, and she definitely wasn't in a position to potentially drive away her one friend.

"Wasn't going to be a wall. Mostly just replicating noise canceling earplugs with electricity. Though ice might work better for that. I'll have to workshop it." The vixen explained, taking a sip of water.

"You'd need to tap into the more esoteric bits of the element, but I can see it working. Stilling." The dragon hummed, tracing a small circle with her fork before grabbing another bite.

"Good idea, Shen." Miho acknowledged idly, picking up her phone and making a quick note to herself, "Umbral Ice should work fairly well for that. Good suggestion."

"Ice is the most Light aligned element, so it will help with making the vibrations stop, was my meaning." Shèn clarified, waving her dyed hand dismissively.

"Point." Miho conceded, turning to look towards the increasingly confused off-duty PRT staff with a raised eyebrow, "I assume you want a lecture, then?"

She wouldn't be surprised. A cynical part of her was fairly sure there were standing orders for all PRT staff to treat Shèn and her with velvet gloves. After all, they were valuable resources. A pair of resources that were aware of how valuable they were to some extent. Couldn't have anyone but the PRT, and by extension Cauldron, getting their hands on the Arcanists. Miho really hated politics sometimes. Shades of gray were just… not something she was particularly good at. At least not in the heat of the moment, adrift from all that had anchored her.

"If you wouldn't mind?" William requested, adjusting his glasses with a finger.

"I don't believe we ever explained the elements during power testing, so I suppose I should." Miho sighed, shoving another mouthful of her pasta into her mouth. Chewing slowly, both to buy time to put her thoughts in order and enjoy the food she'd ordered, the she-fox finally nodded, "Right, so Shèn and I have both mentioned some of the six elements that we operate off of. Along with one of the two poles. There are six elements: Fire, Water, Earth, Wind, Lightning, and Ice." Pausing, Miho took a sip of water, swirling the glass around in her hand idly after she had done so, "The two poles are Umbral, or Light, and Astral, or Dark. Umbral is stasis. Astral is activity. Each element is naturally aligned with one of the two poles, each forming a trinity. Fire, Wind, and Lightning are Astral. Water, Earth, and Ice are Umbral." She paused, noting the absolutely lost expressions on everyone but William, "Shèn, if you would like to continue?"

"It is also something of a scale. From most to least Astral, it goes: Lightning, Fire, Wind, Water, Earth, Ice." The dragon added, before poking her in the forehead with the tuft of her tail, "But you are assuming they got read in on the whole body of data we gave Marigold and co. Explain from the start, nerd."

"But I don't want to." Miho whined, pouting as she took another bite of her pasta. Munching on the deliciously spicy meal that was pretty much the only thing keeping her going at this point aside from her expresso, she briefly glared towards Shèn, "I haven't slept in over twenty four hours now. Cut me some slack, Shèn!"

"That's on you and your head full of fluff, fopsi. We do have spells for putting someone under." The dragon chuffed before popping another chunk of fried meat pizza in her mouth.

"You still owe them an explanation then, derg." Miho shook her head, because she wasn't going to be doing a fucking lecture while half asleep. "Or you can just blueball them. That's fine too."

"I'd much rather not go into a magistral lesson and have the food go cold." Shèn said after a moment, shaking her head. Then, to the troopers, "Besides, it isn't like you lot are going to stop living next door overnight. We can talk about it over poker night or whatever it is you have."

"Shèn!" Miho interjected immediately, "It isn't polite to just invite yourself over!"

Seriously though, you couldn't just do that. To say even less of the fact the fox woman still felt a bit uncomfortable around those in positions of power. She… still wasn't sure why, but she was pretty sure once she sorted her thoughts out and had the chance to search through her memories and assorted traumas she'd find it.

"It isn't a big deal." William answered immediately, "Though we don't do poker night, Dungeons and Dragons is better. Three-point-five E, with me as the DM."

"Huh, I will have to see how the ruleset shook out in here. D'you have any digital copies you can send over?" Shèn hummed as she popped a mozzarella stick into her mouth, completely unruffled. "Also, I may not have your and Blazkowicz's measures yet, but I somehow doubt Lucia would have been shy about telling me if it's private."

"Nah, we've been looking for a few other players for a while," The woman in question interjected with an easy smile, "The nerd over there wants to run a campaign that takes more than two heroes."

"A campaign?" Miho asked, ears twitching as she looked towards Will and Lucia with barely concealed hunger in her eyes, "The pitch?"

"A group of lost heroes banding together to fight an ancient darkness." Will recited, pushing his glasses up his nose as he prepared to hook someone potentially interested, before he deflated, "It's still in the planning stages, so I don't really have more than that as a pitch."

"Huh, well I wouldn't mind a classic like that. What do you two run PC-wise?" Shèn asked with a tilt of her head, a Carbuncle tail dragging her hand back to giving ear scratches.

Tuning out of the conversation for now, Miho smiled as she simply watched the troopers and her friend converse, slowly but surely working away at her food as she discreetly summoned her own Carbuncle to simply pet. It was… nice, seeing that they were just normal people, outside of their job. While she still wasn't sure she could fully trust them, she could acknowledge in her heart of hearts that she was a paranoid, wounded woman who'd been burned too many times to trust freely and easily. For now… for now, she'd give them the benefit of the doubt.

Putting those thoughts to the side, she eventually found an opening to join the conversation, and cheerfully chatted the afternoon away with her friend and possible new friends…



"Thank you again for all your help, guys." Miho smiled politely, her hands laden with bags full of groceries and various other things that a household required. The five of them had just finished with their shopping, and began making their way towards the vehicles they had arrived in,, "We couldn't have finished it today if it weren't for you two. Simply not enough time in the day to make the requisite trips."

"Aren't you glad I helped make room for new groceries?" Shèn teased, dinosaur teeth shining in the sun as she gave her friend a deluxe shit eating grin. Will a roll of her eyes, Miho stuck her tongue out towards the Dragoness.

"No, not really, damn thief." The she-fox grumped back dramatically, an obviously forced pout plastered on her face as she withdrew her tongue, "How could you possibly have stolen all my food. Woe is me."

"Easily and happily." Shèn replied without missing a beat, only knowing shame by reputation. "I'll fuckin' do it again, too."

Miho believed her. She was… going to have to beat sense into her friend's head, apparently. She wasn't even upset about the stuff that wasn't the onigiri. But those were hers, damnit. Eh, things for the Miho of the future to deal with. Either way–

Her ears twitched as the sound of a distant scream reached them. Without a single moment of hesitation, she gently set her groceries on the floor, turned to the troopers, and barked out a command, "Watch my shit. I'll be right back." Then immediately burst into a sprint towards the source of the scream. Ignoring her friend's grumbling from behind her along with the sound of four sets of footsteps following her, the fox continued to hone in on the source of the noise. A simple thought raced through her mind. She'd been given power. She had a duty to her ideals and her own suffering to not ignore it when someone needed help. She refused to be a bystander.

Hallways and stores and people blurred around her as she ran, ducking and weaving through the crowds running away from the source of the scream. Thank god for her new body, otherwise she'd have crashed at least three times already.

Miho rounded the final corner standing between her and the source of the scream and immediately flattened herself on to wall as her ears finally proved they were more than fucking curses and hyperfixated on the exchange that she needed to hear.

Not that she could make anything coherent out of the slurred mess that was pouring out of the store. Other than aggression, anyways. Miho distantly noted that her friend and new acquaintances had arrived by her side, and held out an arm to stop them both. All four of them were present, which meant that they'd ignored her request to watch her shit. Irritating. Not relevant at the moment though.

"Give me a few minutes, ma'am. It'll take some time to get all the cash from the register into a bag for you." The poor man from within sounded terrified, yet calmly resigned. Like this was a regular occurrence, or at least, regular enough for the training they'd had to properly kick in. Miho scowled. Brockton truly was a shithole, apparently. Either way, she put their conversation to the side for now, and turned towards Shen.

"Talk normally. My plan is thus. Use Esuna to purge the drugs from the drug-addled fool's systems, and hit them with a Sleep at the same time. I'd like to request that one of you three," She glanced towards the off duty PRT folk, "Rush in right afterwards to make sure that the moron robbing a store in broad daylight isn't hurt by falling asleep. We'll provide treatment right afterward. There aren't any hostages, it seems. Only the cashier is at risk."

"How the fuck are we managing that? Neither of us can twincast that and if we try to coordinate either the Sleep cancels out immediately or there's a window where the druggie can shoot." Shèn frowned, shaking her head. "Just smack her with Sleep and have a trooper catch her before she loses even more brain cells, we can clean her out once she's handcuffed."

"None of us can get to her before she falls." Joseph interjected professionally, "However, both of you are healers, so as long as you treat it quickly, there should be minimal risk to the perp. If you can nonlethally take her down from here, please do so."

"Even if she's knocked out immediately, the gun is liable to discharge when she falls. I trust that thing as much as a Nambu." Will added immediately, Lucia nodding in agreement.

"Trying to make sure that Sleep doesn't interact poorly with the drugs in her system, Shèn." Miho explained patiently, filing away the comments from her acquaintances to address later, "I'm also concerned how the chemical variant of Sleep–" The fox grimaced, took a deep breath, and sighed, facing her friend and acquaintances, "Right. Sorry. Rationality has kicked back in. Shèn, aetheric Sleep on the druggie. I'll cover for you and cast a Radiant Aegis on the cashier in case she manages to squeeze the trigger before going down." With that command stated, Miho pulled out the etched hunk of quartz from her pockets, nodding towards Shen, "On your mark."

"Esuna will fix any concussion that she gets, so sure." Shèn muttered even as she spooled up the purple-pink schema, before nodding sharply, "Alright, let's roll. Mark."

A noxious cloud in the same blotchy colors as the schema shot out like an arrow, wrapping around the junkie's head. In the same instant a gem was hurled through the air, a Carbuncle manifesting partway through its arc. With mechanical precision, a burst of aether came forth from the construct, bathing the clerk in a well constructed shield. Moments later the worst came to pass as the gun discharged as the druggie toppled, leaving the barrier to do its job.

The "fight" took all of three seconds, with the only real damage being a goose egg on the robber's temple from how she'd fallen. "Shèn, triage the perp. I'll make sure the cashier is alright." Miho barked, moving into the store with all the calmness of someone who had done this exact thing several times before.

"Aye aye." The dragon said with a sloppy salute, the troopers already moving to do their part while she walked over, Libra in one hand and Esuna in the other. Meanwhile, the she-fox moved over to do what she had said she would do, walking towards the near-hyperventilating employee, her hands raised placatingly.

"I know you're not okay, but you're going to be okay. We have her on the ground, and she's going to get the treatment she needs. She's not going to hurt you anymore." Miho began, picking up her Carbuncle and gently offering it to the poor lad, "Can I offer you a fluffy animal to pet or squeeze in these trying times? Carbie over here won't mind it at all."

Thankfully, the employee seemed receptive to her efforts and accepted the Carbuncle from her, petting the emotional support summon as they took deep, calming breaths. Several moments later, they shuddered, anxiety attack moved to the past tense.

"There we go." Miho nodded, smiling gently towards the young adult, "Feeling better now?"

"Yes. Thank you, Miss." He responded with a smile of his own, before it fell, "Ah, dammit. Now I have to call my boss, and then call the police, and do so much goddamn paperwork."
 
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