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Chapter 1



"God damn it!" a voice roared as he ducked and lunged away from a sword aiming to...
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Chapter 1



"God damn it!" a voice roared as he ducked and lunged away from a sword aiming to bisect him. He was short, only five feet tall. His clothes were a ragged and torn in multiple places, most like due to cuts from knives and swords. Light scars ran across his exposed flesh, and blonde locks of hair were blown from his eyes. He looked to be in his early 20s. "A little help would be nice!"



He dodged again before looking at two people, sitting on the top of a nearby building. The one on the left was grinning happily as he bit into a chocolate bar. His chestnut brown hair ruffled in the wind. He wore pure a white suit and tie. He looked to be in his late teens.



The one on the right just smiled as he watched the fight. His black hair lay straight across his head, stopping just before reaching his eyes. He wore a black suit and tie. He also looked to be in his late teens.



"Nah, you got this, man! I believe in you!" the man in white answered.



"Yeah! Besides, we can't interfere with mortals." the black-suited man replied, before turning to look at the man in white, "What did we call ourselves, Chase?"



"Angels. I think? It's confusing." Chase stated, gesturing with his hand as if the brush something off.



"Right," the man in black turned to face the blond, who was still desperately trying not to be cut in half. "We're angels, we can't interfere."



"Bullshit!" a yelp, and the blond man pushed himself off the wall he found himself against. The man had thrust his sword where he had been standing a moment before, impaling it into the wall. "You've interfered with mortals quite a bit! You leveled a village less than a day ago! I don't even believe you're angels! Where are your wings?!"



"They didn't give me what I wanted, they had to go," Chase answered. "Besides, I said 'Fear Not!' all angels do that, don't you know?"



"Also, of course, we're angels. We just don't show our wings. You know how hard they make walking around? Step to the left, by the way."



He did exactly that and a trio of throwing knives buried into the ground where he was.



Chase finished his chocolate and turned to face the man in black. "So, Damien, what do you say that we help him, before moving on? I'm getting rather bored."



Damien smirked, giving a theatrical groan, "Fine, Fine, we'll help him."



They both turned to face the blond and the man he was fighting when a second man appeared, "What's taking so long?! Just kill them… GRK!" A knife was thrown into his throat and another found its way into the swordsman's foot.



"FEAR NOT!" came Chase's voice as he dropped in front of the man, revealing himself to the man for the first time. Angelic wings grew from his back, spreading the width of the alley that they were in. "I HAVE COME TO CLEANSE THEE OF THY SINS!" His grin turned sadistic, "BY FIRE!"



The man didn't even have a second to respond, his entire being lit with a blaze. Scorching heat filled the alley, though a majority of it was blocked by Chase's wings. By the time the fire died down, there was only a pile of ash on the ground. Chase turned to face the blond again not a single speck of soot on his white suit. "Okay, we're gonna just drop you off at an inn with some money, and then we'll be on our merry way. You don't have to listen to us anymore." Damien fell behind the blond and wrapped a soaked rag around his mouth and nose. He passed out a second later.



"Yay for chloroform! This makes it so much easier. Now we can just pretend he got drunk someplace." Damien slung the unconscious man over his shoulder as Chase's wings melded back into his spine. "Let's go."



Damien sauntered from the alley, ignoring the strange looks the people gave him. They quickly tracked down an inn. "Need a room for one," Damien shrugged, showing off the man on his shoulder. "Just for him, he's a bit drunk at the moment."



Chase threw a pouch on the table, "That should be enough."



The woman opened the pouch. She stared for a moment, before shakily saying, "That… This is more than enough."



"Eh, keep the rest. We won't be using it." Damien made his way up the stairs and found an empty room. He glanced about before dropping the man unceremoniously on the bed. He waited for Chase to enter before closing the door and locking it. He turned around and watched as Chase wrote something down on a piece of paper and placed it on the desk in the room. He also dropped a pouch as large as a melon onto the paper. "Think I gave him enough money for him putting up with us?"



"Definitely. Now, let's go. Adventure awaits and boredom must be staved off!" The stood side by side. Chase raised his right arm and Damien his left arm. The wall shimmered and the world around them shook as power forced its way into the world and started to tear away at weak points in it. A swirl of colors finally appeared on the wall. "Adventure!" They roared over the noise as they rushed through the portal.



It closed with a sucking noise and both men were gone. The blond man on the bed simply rolled over in his bed.



They stumbled as they landed. They shook and started to gather their bearings as they look around. "Now then, where are we?"


A/N This is going to be silly, goofy, and not really funny. I'm literally bouncing ideas off a friend of mine and we somehow came up with this weirdness. Expect things to ignore the canon of the places it goes. Hope you enjoy the crazy things my friend and I come up with.
 
Chapter 2
Chapter 2



"Abort mission! I repeat, abort mission!" Chase screamed as he rushed down a hall.



"What?! Why?" questioned Damien.



"Variables!" a code word that they had decided on quite a while ago.



"I thought this place looked weird. Get out as soon as you can, we'll meet up in the forest."



"Might have a bit of trouble with that. People trying to capture me, same old things. Except for this time, I don't think they'll try to dissect me."



"Well then, try to get it, if I can't find you in a week, I'm coming back and searching." There was a sound of breaking glass and rushing of the wind before static. Chase pocketed the walkie-talkie he had on him as he dove around a corner and the shadows raced after him.



He ran and ran, before sliding to a halt in front of a large man. Muscular, brown hair and beard, he was an imposing figure. Chase didn't even hesitate as he bolted towards him. The man swung his fist at him, clipping Chase's arm.



Bone shattered and the man looked in shock as Chase continued to run past. "He doesn't have Aura!" came his gruff voice, sounding above the pounding of footsteps.



"No shit, Sherlock!" Chase shouted backward as he dove around another corner, his arm hanging uselessly at his side. The shadows that were chasing him faltered for a moment before redoubling their efforts, continuing after him.



Finally, Chase found an exit. A window. He ran even faster as the shadows chased him along with the large man. "I'm on the eighth story, my arm is broken, and I'm planning to jump out a window. I like my odds of surviving!"



The shadows seemed to push themselves even harder, as did the giant of a man behind him. "You can't survive that fall!"



"Like hell I can't!" Chase leaped at the window. A man with a bushy mustache had walked around the corner at the right time, grabbed Chase by the leg, and with a heave threw him back into the hall. The shadows wrapped around him, cocooning him in darkness and leaving only his head and broken arm exposed. Both of the men gathered above him, glancing him over. The larger man winced as he saw the damage he did to Chase's arm. It was bent at an odd angle and he could see a piece of bone that had broken through the skin, staining his white suit red.



"Hazel, Doctor Watts." A woman's voice echoed from the hallway. "Do you two have any idea as to how our… guest got in here?" She moved closer, showing a pale face and white hair. She wore flowing black robes and had a ring on her finger.



"No Headmistress. I had noticed however that his arm is broken and that there is no aura attempting to heal it. He is also not reacting in a way that would be normal, considering that Hazel did break his arm."



"Yeah, I'm not really normal. I also think you dislocated my leg with that throw." Chase would have shrugged if he could. The shadows moved away from his legs for a moment and exposed his dislocated one. It was moved off at the knee, bending at an odd angle.



"You don't seem to be in pain."



"Cause I'm not. I'm immune. To pain that is. Sometimes I forget that people can even feel pain at times. Thanks for reminding me." a grin crossed his face.



"Send him to the infirmary. I'll have some questions for him when I return after consoling the students." the woman turned around and calmly walked back down the hallway.



Hazel reached down and slung Chase over his shoulder. They started to make their way slowly to the infirmary. Within minutes they were there and a nurse was currently looking over Chase. He was being watched over by Hazel and Watts.



"Alright, I'll start with the leg, do you need painkillers or anything?" She asked, reaching for something on the table.



"Nah, just shove it back into place."



"Are you sure, I have some.."



"Just do it."



She nodded and with a quick motion, popped the leg back into place. "Now, I need to cut off your suit to get to your arm."


Chase gave a piteous whine, "But this is my favorite suit! Where am I going to get another one?"



She grabbed a pair of scissors and ignored him. He turned to glare at Hazel. "You broke my arm, you get to buy me a new suit."



He allowed her to cut into the fabric at his wrist and work her way up to the shoulder. She gasped and both Hazel and Watts looked shocked for a moment. "What?!"



Chase's arm was patchwork. Various tones of skins looked to be melded on his arm. From pure white to pure black, all in random patches. The nurse froze for a moment, before continuing on. She removed the rest of his shirt and suit jacket, exposing the rest of his torso, neck, and other arm. It had a similar look. No pattern or reason for the varying tones of skin, just scattered about.



Chase only looked at them curiously. "What? Never seen someone like me before?"



"Is… Is it a disorder?" asked the nurse as she examined both the wound and his patchwork skin.



"Nope. That's all you're going to get from me."



Sure enough, Chase stayed quiet through the rest of procedure. He didn't even flinch as the bone was pushed back under his skin and into place. His arm was wrapped up and he fell back into the bed he was given. Hazel and Watts stared as he muttered to himself, "This is going to be fun."





World: RWBY

Variation Classification: RM Subclass S

Traveler's Notes: God this is going to be confusing when we move around.
 
Chapter 3: Knowledge in Memes Alone.
Chapter 3



"Well, a week is almost up," Damien said, ignoring the fact that nobody was around. "Better get prepared!"



He turned to face the forest. His arms spread out in front of him, and the world pulsed at his command. "Time to get the army primed and ready to invade!"







"Listen, all that I'm asking is to take an enthusiastic walk in the woods. Is that so hard?" Chase asked, exasperation drawing into his voice.



"You're a flight risk." said the pale woman. Chase recognized her when he first saw her. Salem, except without the exposed veins. The Grimm Queen. Except, now she was the Headmistress of Beacon. 'Damien won't be as lost as I am.' was all he thought as he tried to convince her to let him into the forest bordering Beacon.



"Well, alright then, just keep me here. Where my friend is going to come looking for me. With an army. That can tear down walls like they're made of paper. That can slaughter hundreds of well-trained fighters. So that your students are at risk. That sounds smart." Sarcasm dripped from his voice.



"An army?" Salem questioned, fishing for more details.


"Listen, there is an army out there that can tear down Beacon and any student standing in its way. Do you really want to take a risk that I'm lying?"



She stared for a moment, before, "I will allow it, however, I wish to accompany you."



"Fine," Chase stood up, ignoring the fact that he was half-naked with only a pair of dress pants on. "Let's go."



So, they made their way into the forest. Chase ignored every student that stared at him until he noticed a red-haired man. "Is that..? I think it is. Hey, you!" He shouted over to the red-haired kid.



"What?" came his gruff voice.



"Is your name Adam?"



"...Yes?" he said confusedly.



"Alright, I got something for ya." Chase reached into his pocket and pulled out a ribbon, which was pinned onto the man's school uniform. "There you go." Then Chase raced off into the forest, Salem rushing after him.



Adam removed the ribbon, before reading what it said in the middle. "'Not as big as a jerk as you could have been.' What?"



They made it into the forest. "Where did you get that? I'm sure we searched you thoroughly."



"Well, obviously you didn't. God, I could have had a weapon in my pocket and none of you would have noticed. How disgraceful, not searching a person thoroughly enough that they could hide something like a ribbon with a metal pin. I could have stabbed somebody. You what else you missed on me?" He reached into his pocket again and pulled out a walkie-talkie. "You missed my damn walkie-talkie. I am so disappointed." A static noise came from the walkie-talkie, before a voice.



"Oh, you actually got… I mean! I had full confidence in you escaping, yes I did." There was a crashing noise throughout the forest that echoed into the radio. "You heard nothing."



"Yeah, yeah, I know you're creating the army. Just put it on standby and come meet with me."



"On it!"



Within minutes Damien appeared from the foliage. "Who's this?"



"My keeper to make sure I don't run away. She needs to ask us questions when we get to Beacon."



"I thought that..." Chase glared at Damien, who immediately shut up. "Alright."



They made their way back to Beacon in one piece, no grimm encounters and no students came to bother them. Salem ushered them into a room far away from the rest of the school, up near the towers. A simple table was in the center of the room, and chairs were placed against the walls. They all pulled up a seat and the interrogation started.



"Now then, who are you two?"



Chase and Damien blinked for a moment, before they muttered to themselves, "That right, we don't have a reputation here." They shook their heads.



"I'm Chase. That's Damien. We're travelers. When we get bored, we wander. Nothing else to it."



"You'll have to excuse me if that sounds far-fetched. Especially considering you interrupted the first year teams official naming ceremony."



"Oh, I interrupted that?" asked Chase.



"Yes, you gave my students quite a scare, considering you dropped down from the rafters screaming, 'Cinder's a student here!'"



"Yeah, that was an overreaction on my part. I'm not apologizing, though."



It seemed like Salem was done with the nonsense. "Give me a reason to not put you in a cell somewhere far away in Atlas."



"No prison you have can hold us?" question Damien.



"We're very valuable people if you can get past the deficiencies of common sense and morality?"



"We're used to breaking out of maximum security?"



"We don't feel pain at all, so there is nothing we won't do to escape?"



"And we're your elders? You should know to respect us." finished Damien, nodding. Salem decided to ignore that.



"We can also be… dare I say… Good students?" Chase spat out the last bit like it was something bitter.



"You want to be students." It wasn't a question.



"Well, not really? We just want something to occupy the time."



"Hmm, how do I know that you're even cut out to be Huntsmen?"



Chase and Damien looked at each other, then at Salem. "We avoided you trying to capture us, didn't we?"



"I survived in Grimm infested forests for almost a week straight."



"I didn't even flinch when Hazel broke my arm and didn't hesitate to jump out a window."



"That means you could be suicidal. Not necessarily Huntsmen material."


"We each have years of combat experience."



"A trial, then. If you succeed, then you can be a two man team here at Beacon. Understood?"



"Yep, fine here." The two answered dully.



Salem nodded and left the room. Finally, Damien turned to Chase. "Who the hell was that?"



"That was Salem. You don't know her."



"I only watched Volume One. Past that, I only know memes, Chase. Memes!"



"It's fine. You don't need to worry. I am the one that needs to worry because have changed. I need to be on the lookout for differences." Chase turned to look at Damien. "You only watched the end of Volume One?"
 
Chapter 4: A Nice Game of Find the Object
Chapter 4



"MARCO!!!" Chase roared as he wandered through the forest. Salem had just launched them from the cliff. It was fun until he hit the ground.



Off in the distance, he heard a reply, "POLO!!" somewhere to the left.



Chase ran after the noise, crying out, "MARCO!" once again.



Finally, Damien and Chase found one another. They gave each other a high five and a bro-hug, which Chase used to whisper to Damien, "We're being watched, don't do anything too over the top if we run into Grimm."



Damien made no indication that he heard Chase. They walked deeper into the woods. Coming to a clearing, they stopped and turned to face to edges of the clearing. Red eyes glowered at them as dozens of Beowolves made their way out of the foliage.



"This is going to be fun." Damien grinned, then a group of Ursa burst from the undergrowth as well.



"Oh, you got to be kidding me," Chase replied. Shadows flew draped across them before sliding out of view, both men looked up to see an entire flock of Nevermores flying in the air above them.



"God damn it," Damien muttered as he saw that. Again from the woods a large, gorilla-like Grimm broke down a tree as it halted at the edge.



"Magilla, why? Who bought you to fight us?"



They looked over the 100+ Grimm crowd. "This is going to suck."



They each put a hand out, and a massive explosion blasted out from them. Dust, dirt, and rock was kicked up, blinding the Grimm and the cameras watching the two. When it cleared, the two were holding weapons. Damien had a shield with the insignia of a lion on one arm and a short blade gripped tightly in his other hand.



Chase's weapon was different. It was a pair of claws that were attached to his hands.



"Begin." was all Damien stated and they rushed their opponents.



Chase charged through the fray, slicing the Beowolves that got in his way as he moved towards the larger threat of the Ursai. Several times the creatures tried to clip him with their claws only to find him cutting through their fur and bone armor. Chase slew all in his way to the larger threat of the heavy-hitting Ursai.



Damien had another idea. He would allow his opponents to come to him. His shield was raised and he shortsword was gripped tightly as the Beowolves swarmed him. He didn't hesitate to step forwards and shove his shield in front of him. A deafening noise of claw meeting metal rang out, then a roar like a lion. The Beowolf that attacked was launched backward into the pack. Damien entered the disoriented pack and swung his sword, each strike clipping or bisecting a Beowolf as he swung circling, sword strike, then shield bash, in an exhausting cycle.



The Nevermores overhead hovered in the air before raining down sharp feathers, most of which dug into the skin and the bone plates of the Beowolves that surrounded them. With a leap, both Chase and Damien retreated to the center of the clearing once again. Chase pushed back by the Ursai's blows, and Damien to recover his breath.



"Someone didn't turn off friendly fire," Chase observed, noting the feathers that stuck out from the Beowolves that were disintegrating on the ground.



"I doubt they realize they have friendly fire on," Damien replied, as another explosion of dust surrounded them.



They each wielded something different once again. Chase held onto a large bow, nearly as tall as he is, which he turned to face the sky and pierced through some of the tinier Nevermores bodies. Damien gripped the hilt of a large black blade that was over seven feet tall and at least one foot thick. He swung it wildly and messily cut a group of Beowolves in half.



"Hey, Chase? What is the probability that all of these guys die in the next two minutes?"



"I think we both know that."



Both men grinned sadistically as they raised their weapons a bit, "100%"









"So," Damien started, looking over the Grimm they placed in a pile. "You think Salem noticed that during the time between she launched us and when we met your arm was healed?"



"Oh, absolutely. We both know that she noticed."



They went through the woods, looking for the 'artifact' they had to find in some monument type thing. Honestly, they kind of droned Salem out during her explanation. Still, they knew they had to find a monument. They had to find something in the monument and bring it back.



So they wandered for a good ten minutes, playing 'I Spy' most of the time the answer was a tree. Finally, they reached the monument. It looked… Decrepit. Like it was abandoned quite a while ago. They looked around for a moment, checking for traps, before deciding, 'Screw it' and walked straight into the center.



Chess pieces. Those were the only things inside the ruins. "Which one were we supposed to take?" asked Damien.



Chase gave a shrug as he looked them all over. Finally coming to a decision, he grabbed the King Piece.



Damien looked at it, before nodding as well. "Makes sense."



They started their trek back to the cliff face. Unfortunately, the world conspired against them once again. As they re-entered the forest, they heard the trees groaning, followed by a series of smashes. Both men rolled either side, dodging the swipe of a large, moss-covered Deathstalker.



"Come on, dude! What did we do to deserve this?!" exclaimed Chase.



"I think we both know what we did to deserve this. Don't you remember World War Tree?"


"That was one time when we were bored! I don't think the universe could hold a grudge that long!"



A second and a third Deathstalker, nearly as large as the first. "I think the universe is holding a grudge."



Chase groaned as he and Damien turned to face the three Deathstalkers.



"Think we should do something special for this?"



"Depends on what you have in mind."









A/N Alright. Chapter 4 is out and it is short. I hinted at some powers and outright told you another. World War Tree was a wonderful thing. I also have the next scene planned, though that will have to wait for the next chapter. Let's see if anybody knows this anime. Anybody ever heard of Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt? What happens next comes from there.
 
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