"Anime is Real" (RWBY Crack Treated Seriously)

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The Arc Family has many sayings, many mottos for the heirs and scions. "Strangers are just friends you haven't met yet." "Keep moving forward." "An Arc never goes back on their word." These and others are the core and foundation of the Arc Family's morals and methodology. But the oldest one, the credo that is the true root of the miracles and insanity that drive each and every Arc's actions…
It is a mere simple three words.
And they are…
"Anime is Real"
AKA: Where the Arc Family was founded by one particularly weeb-y otaku that was isekai-ed long ago.
Chapter 1
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Chapter 1

If it's stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.

That was the Arc Axiom that had given Jaune Arc the confidence to apply to Beacon Academy. That was the saying that had led him to awkwardly remain silent about being flung from a cliff into a Grimm-infested forest without a proper landing strategy. That pearl of wisdom had been dropped when Jaune had found himself hanging by his hoodie above a pack of angry Bewolves.

He'd say this sucked, but it had been taught to him from a young age to never Tempt Fate in any way whatsoever. Besides, it could've been worse. Without the spear catching his hoodie, Jaune would've had to hit the ground facefirst.

He'd have survived of course, but it'd have hurt.

Jaune would say that the ancestors were full of shit if he hadn't finally remembered Maxim 43 of the 70 Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries. If it's stupid, but it works, it's still stupid, and you're lucky.

The ancestors were wise as his father said. It was the living that were stupid for following the advice of the dead according to Big Sis Coral.

He'd tried asking for help earlier when an Atlesian girl dressed in white had walked into the clearing, but before Jaune could even say anything beyond a greeting and after a disdainful glare, the girl had silently spun on her heel and left the clearing. His father had raised a polite gentlemen, so Jaune very politely categorized her into kuudere and absolutely nothing else.

No matter how much of a bitch move it was to leave a man hanging in a tree. Time had passed, and now there were Beowolves howling beneath his feet, just baying for his blood.

Pulling his sword free, Jaune reached up and pulled the spear loose, freeing himself to fall downwards. As two Bewolves leapt up, they found their mouths pierced by sword and spear respectively, and Jaune used their fading bodies as a cushion upon the ground.

Letting the spear go, Jaune pulled out his shield and entered the standard stance of the Zelda Combat Arts: Sword Version. Enemies surrounding him from all sides, Jaune smirked as he remembered another Arc Axiom.

When surrounded, don't forget to Spin to Win.

One foot planted as the pivot, Jaune tucked the shield in as he held the sword out, tip pointing low to the ground. As the hounds closed in, he closed his eyes and breathed in. Then, snapping his eyes out and kicking with his other foot, he jumped into a rising spiral.

As he spun, he cried, "Hii-Yaaah~!"

The Zelda Combat Arts were simple movements honed to perfection and focused on practicality. Any and all flair added was for intimidation and style points. Passed down from one generation to the next, these arts were the pride of the Arcs.

And Jaune was determined to make his ancestors proud.

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Lying against the tree, Jaune definitely felt proud of himself even as he wheezed. That had been about… half as hard as fighting Sable. Best of all, he had actually won unlike fighting Sable. If he had lost, he'd have been dead, but he didn't, so hah!

"What happ-- Are you okay!?"

Lifting his chin up, Jaune found that it was the fox girl he had met at the locker rooms. Red hair, she was a fox faunus in golden armor and her name was… Was… Pyrrha! That was what the white kuudere from earlier had introduced her as. It was always nice to know names. The design of Pyrrha's armor was from the Western side of Mistral, derived from… Fuck, he knew this, Jade had talked about this more often than not.

…He'd remember later. Important thing was that he now knew whose spear had saved his ass earlier. Holding up said spear, Jaune forced himself onto his feet, "Thanks for saving me earlier, Pyrrha, here's your spear."

The fox girl ignored the proffered spear to panic, "You're bleeding!"

"Tis but a scratch," Jaune sighed, holding out the spear and shaking it pointedly, "Again, thanks for--

"What happened to your Aura!?" Pyrrha panicked, tail swishing to and fro, fox ears flicking to and fro in anxiety.

"Aura?" Jaune dumbly repeated.

Her body froze as Pyrrha slowly breathed in and out to calm herself. "Do you not know what Aura is?"

"Of course, I know what Aura is. Manifestation of the soul, empowers and protects the user,," Jaune pouted jokingly, hiding his clenched fists and immense ang-- annoyance at his stupid father. "My family just never activated mine."

"What!?" Pyrrha shouted, tail swishing to and fro in shock, "Why!?"

"They're real old school. They believe that you have to gain the power yourself. Don't worry, they still trained me in the basic forms, so I do know how to fight." Jaune sighed before smiling brightly, "It's fine! I'm definitely going to awaken my Aura today though."

"Oh," Pyrrha placed a hand on her chest, sighing in relief, "So they taught you how?"

"Yeah," Jaune nodded as he posed with his right hand out in the classic V-For-Victory sign, "I just have to get into a dangerous life-threatening situation with something important that I have to fight for. I'll almost die, but at the last minute, I'll find the power within, awaken my Aura, and turn the fight around."

As per the old Arc Family Tradition. His father had tried to set up the classic scenario, abandoning Jaune in the wilderness, but the old man was way too soft-hearted and always cut in at the last minute right as Jaune was gearing up to break past the limits. Jaune was also suspicious that his father hadn't tried too hard to awaken his Aura, being highly disapproving of his dream of becoming a Huntsman.

At a certain point, the family had agreed that it was best to just let it come naturally, but Jaune knew, he knew if he just got in the right situation, he'd gain the most powerful powerup ever.

His family had lowered expectations. His father disapproved of his chosen career path. He was a late bloomer. He had trained without the power of Aura for half a decade now. He wore a stupidly heavy chestplate for everything. The signs were all there. He just had to-- Ow. Ow. Ow. Something was gripping his shoulder tight. Ow.

"Please let me activate your Aura," Pyrrha smiled, grip firm on his shoulder and very intense.

Wincing slightly, Jaune shook his head, "It's fi-- Ow.Ow. Ow. Ooow!"

"Please," Pyrrha's smile never changed, but her grip most definitely did, somehow becoming even tighter, "I insist."

Tears in his eyes, hand weakly gripping Pyrrha's arm, Jaune smiled weakly, "Well if you insist."

While Jaune would've preferred the Near-Death Power Unlock, having his latent power be unlocked by a cute and beautiful warrior was pretty nice. If anything, he was certain the Arc Ancestors were all jealous even as they approved

Hand still on Jaune's shoulder, Pyrrha closed her eyes and began intoning.

For it is in passing that we achieve immortality.
Through this, we become a paragon of virtue and glory to rise above all.
Infinite in distance and unbound by death,
I release your soul, and by my shoulder, protect thee.

Each line she spoke was a different stage of intimacy in the process to activate Aura. The bit she spoke about souls? Jaune felt the truth of it, felt her soul touch his and help it become… more. He felt her soul as she felt his, and Jaune found that her soul felt… pure, simple, straightforward. Like metal created not in a forge, but tempered on the battlefield. Prideful and powerful, but simple in its intent to protect.

He wonder what she saw in his soul. He hoped it was good. Seeing-- Feeling the beauty and strength of her soul, Jaune wanted to match it.

Connection. Transferral. Guidance. Release.

Each line she had recited was a different part. Their souls connected, Pyrrha's soul empowered Jaune's Aura, teaching, guiding in the usage. Then she withdrew her hand, leaving Jaune to hold this power alone.

His soul flickered, unsure of what to do without help, but with a deep breath, a bit of focus, Jaune set his soul ablaze. Scratches healing, bones knitting together, Jaune felt heady as every ache and pain disappeared and rejuvenation entered his body.

He should've let her do that way sooner. Everything hurt so much less now. He could still taste blood in his mouth, but that was probably fine.

Opening and closing his fingers, Jaune marveled at the glow coating his hands. "Thank you."

"I'm glad," the fox-girl smiled beautifully, "You have a lot of aura."

She then wobbled. Immediately, Jaune grabbed her shoulders to stabilize her, leaning in to check on her condition, "You okay?"

"Yeah," Pyrrha's face reddened for some reason. Leaning into check, Jaune stumbled when Pyrrha pushed him away. Spinning on her heel and quickly marching into the forest, she explained, "We still have Initiation to go through, no time to waste, yup yup!"

Blinking twice, Jaune felt that didn't mean she had to push him down, but… well, if they were in a hurry, they were in a hurry. Standing up, he quickly followed Pyrrha into the forest, matching pace quickly. After a moment of silence, Jaune realized that their eyes had meant which, according to Headmaster Ozpin, meant that they were partners… so

"So…" Jaune asked, trying to kill the awkward silence, "You ever wonder why we're here?"

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AN:

Not my best work, but this is me on my bullshit once more.

I'm just tired. Don't expect consistent updates for this one. THis one is just written whenever it strikes my fancy. Volume 9 made me angry and annoyed, and just... Gah.

RWBY! WHY DO YOU HURT ME SO!?

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Chapter 2

Chapter 2

Edited by: Kumiho

Sipping at his coffee, Ozpin toyed with a pawn as he watched over the Initiation Ceremony.

Hunters-to-be raced through the forest, using their Aura and fantastical weapons born of technology to fight off the dark monsters of Grimm. Ozpin sighed at the pale imitation of magic. It made him nostalgic in a most painful way.

If only he had the power of the Brother Gods, humanity wouldn't suffer so. But then again, to have that power would be to rely on the Brother Gods, and if there was one thing that he and his… opponent agreed upon, it was that the Gods were better removed from the board.

…Arguably speaking, if the Brother Gods hadn't 'intervened', they wouldn't even be in this situation, one where humanity had to fight an unending onslaught of Grimm.

Rolling the pawn through his knuckles, Ozpin mused at how simple they were.

Pawns. Low and weak pieces that could only move and control a single space and only ever forward, but oh-so-vital to the opening moves of chess. Always start with a pawn to the center of the board if you could with the powerful early moves of two spaces of movement, use them as barriers and scarecrows and wardens; they were always necessary, but ultimately… always a sacrifice.

…If Ozpin was honest, he was growing tired of chess. Watching young hunters-in-training gather and form up, idly destroying Grimm with aplomb, he wished that they could simply… stay in this moment. Where things were simple. Only a single and simple enemy to destroy.

…Sometimes, he wondered, in his long and immortal life, if he hadn't gotten too used to sacrifice.

Flicking his eyes to the rightmost screen, Ozpin watched as Ruby Rose, a girl on the cusp of becoming a woman, wielded a scythe with expertise matching a certain dusty old crow. If he closed his eyes, Ozpin imagined he could almost imagine another silver-eyed warrior named Summer.

…Ruby's mother had been an excellent piece. All of team STRQ had been, until their dissolution. He held no ill-will to those who had been lost, those who had left, those who wished to rest. This war was unending, and…

Ah, well. At least the crow was still around. Scanning quickly through the screens, Ozpin sipped to hide the laugh bubbling as he watched the dazed crow alight on a branch looking aggrieved. Poor Qrow's bad luck, only he would be clipped by his own niece in flight.

Scanning through the rest of the screens, Ozpin sighed. This year's collection, as with the past years, looked to be yet another fine set. Training passed and done, they would protect the settlements and defend the cities.

Ozpin hadn't given up on reclaiming and gaining ground against Salem, but… Perhaps another year. Best to wait and build up for now.

"He didn't have his aura activated." His companion suddenly spoke.

Glynda Goodwitch. His right-hand woman and Deputy Headmaster of Beacon Academy. A great and useful piece that had found its place by his side in raising the next generation of Hunters; Glynda was an experienced and powerful Huntress. Right now, she was helping him grade and oversee the examinees in their exam.

"Hm?" Ozpin raised an eyebrow. Following Glynda's gaze, he nodded as he realized that she was referring to the Arc boy. He nodded, "Aye."

Tapping her Scroll aggressively, Glynda continued, "He's clearly faked his transcripts."

"Aye," Ozpin nodded, wondering why this was important. Arc wasn't dead yet.

"And despite all that, you're refusing to withdraw him from initiation," Glynda sighed before snapping into a glare, "Give me an actual answer this time, or I swear I'll find every last bean of your beloved Mistralian Misty Mountain blend and burn them to a crisp."

Taking the threat in stride, Ozpin shrugged, "You know I cannot simply withdraw him, Glynda. For all intents and purposes, the students are on their own. They must either reach the ruins or escape to the evacuation point. If they can do neither, then I suppose they'll have to pray for a passing Hunter to save them."

Glynda scowled, "He'll die!"

"Such is the way of the Hunter. If you truly are worried though, I'll notify the supervising Hunters to keep a closer eye on that area," Ozpin said, doing just that as he tapped away a quick message on his Scroll, "And did you forget where we are, Glynda? We will be watching over them ourselves."

Letting out a deep breath, Glynda sighed, "You are right, Ozpin. Apologies." Pushing her glasses up her nose, she asked, "And if he passes?"

"if he passes initiation, then he will have earned his place like the rest of them. We are a Hunter's Academy, my dear Glynda. We are only concerned with potential. If he passes, Mr. Arc will have proven that he has met the minimum. We have an initiation for a reason."

Ozpin retrieved the thermos from his belt. Coffee, what would he do without such a blessing?

"And if he doesn't?"

"Then I suppose he dies," Ozpin sipped before adding on a caveat, "Or fails if he makes it back."

Rubbing a temple with her free hand, Glynda sighed,"I really wish you wouldn't make such morbid jokes."

He hadn't been joking, but if that's what she wanted to believe, so be it.

"They signed up for the job; they should know the risks," Ozpin reminded her. Then he attempted to reassure her, "As it is, he's already survived the landing strategy portion without any broken limbs."

"He only survived because Pyrrha Nikos saved him." Glynda scoffed as she returned to reviewing the transcripts of the examinees, plotting out a lesson plan idly. She then stopped and looked back up, eyes wide in horror, "...He only survived because Pyrrha Nikos saved him. Ozpin, you launched a civilian without Aura into the forest!"

Ozpin sipped. Again, coffee. What would he do without it?

"Unknowingly. Unknowingly is the keyword."

"Did you really not know before I brought this up!?"

Another sip. "...Plausible deniability is a wonderful sleep aid, Glynda. You should try it."

Ooh, hyperventilation. Ozpin remembered when Glynda was a young first-year Huntress-in-Training becoming a new leader. She always did have that bad habit of breathing too fast when confronted with unforeseen complications.

Though, as an adult, she had found ways of regulating her breathing. A few coughs, and Glynda quickly recovered enough self-control to not shout too loudly, "My point still stands. He's partnered with Pyrrha Nikos! She'll carry his deadweight! He should not be here!"

Funny as Ozpin was fairly certain Arc was the one literally carrying Pyrrha right now. A bridal carry no less. Truly, Jaune had been well-trained in the ways of the Arc Family. He'd have to let Barthemelow know that tidbit when he made the odds for pairings for the Relationship Betting Ring.

"Then he has luck; a quality all hunters need. Glynda, do relax; it's a simple matter of can versus cannot. If he, at some point in the future, cannot do something vital to the duties of a Hunter, I will personally expel him from this academy."

Hands clenched around her Scroll, Ozpin worried that he would lose another piece. It'd be such a shame to lose Glynda this early in the year. She was crucial with dealing with the other eternal and unending threat in his long life; paperwork.

"...I will expel him as a fraud. If only for his own safety," Glynda vowed.

Hiding the sigh of relief, Ozpin pushed his luck and warned, "So long as you do it through coursework and not the boring route of simply announcing Mr. Arc's transcripts are false."

"Really?" Glynda raised an eyebrow.

"Call me old school--"

"Positively ancient and medieval," Glynda snapped.

"...Call me old school, but I believe that a Hunter proves themselves with their action. He deserves a chance at least, and Jaune Arc is adapting admirably." Ozpin pointed at the screen displaying Jaune Arc and Pyrrha Nikos entering a cave. Aw, Nikos had already wriggled out of the bridal carry. No matter, there would be time to… nurture that pairing.

He didn't quite purse his lips in annoyance when barely five seconds later, a giant scorpion chased the two of them back out.

"I doubt he'll be able to adapt to a DR-4 class Deathstalker," Glynda pointed out dryly, "You need to pull him out now."

"He'll be fine," Ozpin waved off the concern, hoping that Glynda wouldn't notice that there was also a DR-4 Nevermore in the sky. If she did, she'd insist that the entire Initiation be called off, rather than simply pulling out a supposed 'civilian'.

All this fuss over some mildly destructive Grimm. Back in his day, you weren't considered a true Hunter until you had faced off at least three DR-4 Grimm. At once. Alone. And weaponless.

"How!? How is he even remotely ready? I doubt he even knows how to use his sword!"

"You didn't watch him fight the Beowolf pack before meeting Pyrrha?"

"He WHAT!?" Glynda yelled with the entirety of her body. Dashing towards the control panel, she rewound through the various footage and stared with focus at the video of Jaune Arc fighting a pack of Wolves with a sword and shield.

Stepping to the side, Ozpin critiqued the form."Bit roughshod, I'll admit, and he was quite battered by the end of it, but he fought quite well with the sword, and shield he had on hand. He uses the shield well and his stance is firm, but he's a bit too hesitant with his swings at times. I believe he aims for the perfect strike. Admirable, but a poor habit he needs to unlearn."

Despite knowing that Arc survived, Glynda still flinched at every clash the boy endured, fists clenching everytime he took a hit so hard he coughed blood. She only relaxed once Pyrrha Nikos met up with him and awoke his Aura.

As she returned the video to a live-feed, Glynda growled, "He almost died fighting them, Ozpin."

"But he didn't."

"While I'll admit that he does have a… decent foundation, I maintain that he's not ready for this," Glynda sighed before slapping the panel angrily, "How'd this Deathstalker pass the Culling!? We were supposed to clear the Emerald Forest of all DR-3 and above Grimm."

"We did. This one just happened to be hidden. It's fine. The regulations allow us to have one or two DR-4 class Grimm to add to the realism of the test. We have more than enough Huntsmen on standby to put them down if need be. Besides, these students should be able to handle a few DR-4 classes."

"While, yes, a DR-4 class is not a threat to a group of Hunters-in-Training, Jaune Arc is not a Hunter-In-Training. He is a civilian, Ozpin."

"Glynda," Ozpin said, stepping forward. A simple step, but one that bore the full-weight of his age, "If he wishes to gamble his life, then so be it. Stealing Arcturus Arc's weapon, disobeying his father, Jaune Arc will either die a Hunter today or live to be trained into one. I will not turn away another fighter in this war of ours."

Those of the Arc Family were… interesting. A relatively young familial line, barely five generations old, they were… wilful pieces, near-impossible to control, but… directable in a pinch, especially to protect those. Nearly everyone who bore the name of Arc, by blood or by choice, found themselves muddling through events of history. Jean Arc who helped free Vale from Atlas, bearing only a flag; Arcturus Arc leading decisive battles in the Faunus Wars despite only being a footsoldier; Nicholas Arc, a simple retired huntsman who had raised a litany of daughters who had inserted themselves into a variety of fields as leaders and innovators; Ozpin found that the typical Arc was a strange commoner who had the audacity and daring to stand in arenas where Heros feared to tread.

When he was younger, he found such contradictions irritating, but nowadays, he saw the Arcs as… fascinating. While he couldn't control them, he could depend on them to always fight for the people and that was good enough.

Mere pawns, but pawns on his side with an interesting knack for being in the right place at the right time. Ozpin had never cultivated an Arc before, but when one waltzed in in such a manner? Who was he to deny an opportunity? It'd be fascinating to see the results. With luck, he could have a lineage such as the Silver-Eyed warriors to depend upon.

Though he still struggled to understand what their family motto meant. Whatever was an Anime?

"Why are you so callous about him?" Glynda scowled. Still, she lowered her head in deference even as she watched with worry at the duo fighting the Deathstalker.

"I did warn them that they should be prepared to destroy everything or die," Ozpin pointed out. "I would have you note that he challenged all of those Beowolves without aura."--He sipped his cup-- "Imagine what he can do with aura now."

If an Arc could do such incredible feats such as forming kingdoms and winning wars without his support, imagine what could one do with his guidance?

Unfortunately, Glynda couldn't read his mind nor his plans. Probably for the best as she'd surely disapprove of his 'callousness'. Her fears unassuaged, she scowled, "Ozpin, are you purposely misunderstanding my worries? He is woefully unprepared for this lifestyle. It is irresponsible of us to the extreme to let this travesty continue. We have to withdraw him. It's already a miracle the launchpad didn't kill him."

"We already have Hunters watching them. We're watching them right now, in fact. If anything happens, we will be there to catch them. It'll be no different from the usual Initiations with the usual students that fail to meet our criteria."

"Those were actual Hunters-in-Training. Jaune Arc has had no training."

"Some," Ozpin corrected. Seeing Glynda's confusion, he sighed, "He's had some training. He is from the Arc Family." Absolutely insane training, to be sure, wearing weights even in the midst of battle, but seeing an Arc drop their weights for a significant powerboost was…

…Was that why Jaune was wearing the chestplate?

"By the Gods, I suppose some is enough then," Glynda sighed.

"Exactly," Ozpin sipped. Arc's were delightfully unpredictable. Nicholas had been decent, but his insanity had been focused on the marital side rather than the martial side. He held no grudge though. Ozpin had made a pretty Lien on the team-wide marriage that Nicholas had.

"I was being sarcastic, Ozpin," Glynda growled, "I've said this before and I am saying it again; he didn't even have his aura activated!"

"Well, the Arc Family do believe in the old ways," Ozpin sipped his coffee, making a note to ask Bartholomew for more later and the name of the brew. This new blend was quite good; mellow at first but growing in depth later, "I think you're being overly concerned. Watch him, Glynda. He knows how to fight. So far, Jaune Arc has handled himself admirably."

"Ozpin, he just got launched through the air by that Death Stalker."

"Well, I hope he has a better landing strategy this time then. His earlier one was abysmal."

"He didn't have one! He was saved by Pyrrha Nikos's spear!"

"Exactly. Exactly," Ozpin nodded and sipped upon nothing. He frowned before turning on his heel, "I'm off to refill my cup. Back in a moment!"

Ignoring his Deputy Headmistress's continued worries, Ozpin found himself musing upon chess again.

A pawn was saved today by a Queen today. If it made it to the end of the board, perhaps it could be promoted again?

Ah, well. This chess game had been going on for centuries. The rules hadn't changed, only the pieces, and even Queens could be sacrificed.

…Perhaps even Kings. At the very least, old Wizards.

…Damnation, why was there only decaf in the cabinets?

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AN:
Sorry about the lack of replying to comments, been busy. If I remember to, I"ll try and do the backlog, but no promises.

ANyways! BEHOLD! The return of my very first of the one shots, revamped and edited to better fit this story.

It's eco-friendly to recycle after all!

In all seriousness, the tone of this one-shot fit with my goals for this story, so I've decided to use it as chapter 2.

I"m at a crossroads here though. THere's another one-shot that I think could serve as chapter 3 with a bit of editing and revamping, but the problem is that it completely skips Initiation.

COmpletely honest? Don't really want to write Initiation again. Just like the Wave Arc in Naruto and the USJ Incident Arc in MHA, writing Initiation feels so overdone. I wouldn't even do anything that different beyond adding in some funny bits and jokes which just feels *bleh*. Like RWBY: Ice Queen condensed Initiation into one episode! SO I'm thinking of just skipping it and then having it be referenced anecdotally.

Thoughts? Opinions?

What's coming out now is pre-written stuff. There's going to be a... soft hiatus for a while. I'll still write when I can, but it's not going to be my focus. In between trying to get my college schedule back on track, prepping for a surgery, and cleaning house to prepare for the recovery period after; my family's been quite busy.

I'll still try my best to write, but things are definitely going to be slower for a bit.
Sorry! There's one more chapter of Mystia's Cooking Academia and I have about half of the next chapter of AGT done. It's about Reisen!

Anyways, I think that's all the updates for now. Here's and thank you for reading this story and supporting me on my literary journeys!
If you want more of this, suggest it in the polls on my patreon and I'll pencil it in for people to vote on!
To all my patrons, thank you. It really helps.
If you want to help support my writings, here's a remind that I have a Patreon! Feel free to help out there! It gets you big thankies and also previews and sneak peeks to finished chapters. You'll get episodes a week ahead, but you'll also possibly get to comment on completed scenes. You also get discord roles. It's just for things. There's also a Discord!
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Soft-ish Hiatus of "Anime is Real" AKA In Regards to Rooster Teeth's Recent Policy on RWBY
I'm no longer going to post RWBY related fanfic chapters here on Patreon for a week exclusivity. I don't want to risk being sued into oblivion by Rooster Teeth.

To be CLEAR, this is only in regards to patreon. If you signed up for Patreon in the hopes that for a week's preview of RWBY fanfiction chapters or even vote for there me to focus on RWBY stuff, you should probably not do so for that purpose because again.

Apparently, Rooster Teeth is not only going dracnoian on the monetization of fanworks, but also just... going that they can steal without credit.

This won't mean I"ll completely stop doing RWBY fanfic, but... the recent policies, actions, and declaration of Rooster Teeth has suddenly killed any and all drive that I've had for the fanfiction scene. I like RWBY. I genuinely do.

I love the idea of a character plowing through the established social norms and mores of a fantasy world with the bullheaded belief in the power of anime, but... Gah.

Really, ROoster Teeth? Really?

Sorry. Just... the recent news is depressing.

I'll release the third chapter that I had recycled/planned and I'll try and do a few more after, but... bleh. This whole shitshow leaves a shit taste in my mouth.

Again, apologies.
 
Chapter 3

Chapter 3

Edited by: Kumiho

Midnight.

Checking the clock, Jaune saw that it was midnight. It didn't feel like midnight, but the shattered moon was at the highest point, everything was dark, and Nora was snoring louder than a chainsaw, so it was probably midnight.

Also, a quick check on his scroll confirmed that it was midnight.

Jaune Arc was wide awake, too busy with thoughts and thinking to sleep. You'd think the snoring would be the biggest problem, but no. It felt like being at home with his sisters. A bit of (Read: A lot of.) noise actually helped him sleep.

Unfortunately, bad choices and incessant worries kept him awake.

Giving up on sleep, he sat up and looked to the right at the sources of his greatest worry: a black-haired teen with a pink streak, sleeping soundly; a pink-haired goat-girl sprawled and snoring; and a red-haired fox-girl sleeping softly.

Lie Ren. Nora Valkyrie. And Pyrrha Nikos. Including himself, they made up Team ANVL, pronounced Anvil. Technically, they were supposed to be Team JNPR, pronounced Juniper, but Jaune had raised his hand and requested a name change because it was awkward to be on a team that felt named after his Mom.

Jaune shuddered at the memory. He had built up his courage to interrupt the ceremony to put a fix to this mess and fucked it all up by requesting, of all things, a name-change. In a way, it was worse that the Headmaster had accepted that request so easily. It had made it impossible to try and interrupt again.

Looking at his… teammates, Jaune sighed and rubbed his face. Gods, he was supposed to be the leader? Him? Jaune Arc? He wanted to be a Huntsman, yeah, but a leader of an entire group? By the Four Kingdoms, he didn't even have his Aura activated until literally today.

Not for lack of trying, mind you. Jaune had trained hard, but Dad had never approved of anybody becoming a Hunter in the family. Said that they didn't need to put themselves in danger when he and the village guard were enough.

Jaune didn't agree with that, so he came up with a plan. Aside from studying every single book in the Arc Family Library, learning every myth that he could, reading up on every single technique of Aura manipulation, theoretical, practical, mythical, if it was in a book, he read it, Jaune never once stopped trying to absorb everything.

Keep Moving Forward as per the words of Monty Oum, Mentor to the First of the Arc Ancestors. So Jaune did. He kept moving forward.

He did every physically demanding job he could to get his body into shape. He joined the local LARPing group to practice the Zelda Combat Arts and gain semi-practical combat advice. He tried to get his hands on all the information on being a Hunter that he could, but there were only so many books on Grimm in the local and family libraries. He had to resort to begging off stories of traveling Huntsman and Huntresses to even begin figuring out the basics of Grimm. He'd have loved to use the CCT to gain access, but he lived in Ansel. Ansel was great. It was home, but damned if the CCT's transmission was spotty out there.

…He had gotten really lucky during the Initiation Ceremony. The launchpad had almost killed him, but thank the gods that Pyrrha had saved him. Fighting the Grimm was… It had been everything he thought it'd be. Scary, dangerous… Exhilarating, fulfilling.

Shivering slightly, Jaune sighed as he remembered how he had flagged towards the end, overwhelmed by the sheer numbers. He hated to admit it, but he could understand why Dad had never wanted any of them to be Hunters.

And then Pyrrha, beautiful, kind, scarlet goddess that she was, came in and saved his stupid ass.

A quick glance at her slumbering form, and Jaune sighed. She was… confusing. She seemed nice, she was strong from what he had seen, and supposedly, according to the… white-haired girl, she was a Four-Time Mistralian Regional Tournament Champion.

Whatever that meant.

Oh, right. He wasn't in the middle of bumfuck nowhere! He could actually look things up without having to wait an hour. Finally! The power of the CCT!

Pulling up the sheets over his head to shield the light of the scroll from waking up his teammates, Jaune quickly looked up Pyrrha Nikos and began scrolling. A few clicks, a quick skim of the Mikipedia page, and a few videos later, Jaune peeked out of the blanket to stare at the red fox-faunus turning in her sleep.

This person activated his Aura? If anything, calling her a Champion had been underselling her reputation and skill.

…Well, nothing to change about it. She had activated his Aura and that was that.

Sticking a hand out, Jaune admired the way his Aura brightened to a silvery golden sheen. Aura. The coveted tool of Hunters everywhere. The soul manifested into reality based on the rumors that he had gleamed. Dad never wanted to activate his when he was 13, partly because of the family tradition of activating your own Aura under duress, but mostly because Dad, being disapproving of his dream of becoming a Huntsman, had refused to, waiting until he was 18 and past the cut-off point for registering at one of the Hunter Prep Schools.

Jokes on him though, Jaune had made it in anyways and was even team leader!

…That was the fucking problem, wasn't it though? He was the leader of a team of Hunters and he didn't even know the most basic of the basics.

Jaune scowled and clenched his hand, brightening the sheen of Aura. He really was just a country hick, thinking that he didn't need Aura to become a Hunter. The arrogance of yesterday!Jaune was just… argh.

He almost died. The launchpad alone should've killed him. Fighting all those Grimm Aura-less was… Why'd he think a chestplate would be enough?

…He was going to be so behind on Aura manipulation. No better time to start now then.

What did that one drunk Huntsmen say?

Beer before liquor, you'll never be sicker. Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.

Wait, no. Wrong saying. Aura was the soul tempered.

Jaune still didn't know what that meant, but he remembered the breathing exercise that Huntsman taught him to focus. Maybe if he combined that with his Aura, he could start 'tempering' his soul.

Crossing his arms and legs, Jaune closed his eyes and began focusing on his breathing.

In for four. Hold for four. Out for four. Hold for four. Repeat.

As he took in the breath, Jaune felt his Aura grow and shrink in response. In each lull, he focused on the feeling of his Aura, testing the boundaries. Repeating the process and feeling it out, Jaune was almost overtaken with the ease of control. In a way, it was more difficult with how easy it became. Every inhale felt as if his Aura would outgrow the bounds of his body. Every exhale felt as if his Aura sunk deep into his body, kicking everything into overdrive.

The exhales were more dangerous than the inhales. Inhales felt as if the body simply gained a full-body shield. If he didn't concentrate on the exhales though, evenly distribute the spread of Aura, he felt as if he would over strengthen his muscles and crush his own bones.

Gah, why couldn't Dad have activated his Aura earlier?

It'd be so much easier if he didn't have to be self-taught on everything, Dad! Less deadlier too. Now here he was, trying to figure out how not to break bones while breathing and depending on fucking LARPing for swordskills.

Dismissing the thought, Jaune decided to try a different method of meditating. It was a bit of work, but he consciously changed how his Aura moved in unison with his breath. With every inhale, Jaune had his Aura contract and with every exhale, he had his Aura expand. Breathing this way felt so much more steadier and far less effort had to be put in on not breaking the bones.

Still, Jaune had to resist the urge to cackle. Two different styles of using Aura, discovered all by himself. He was sure these were already well-known and ubiquitous, but… Gah, he was proud of himself.

Inhale for expansion, exhale for contraction.
Inhale for contraction, exhale for expansion.

He'd have to find the names for them later, probably on the CCT or the library or something, but for now, he'd call the first style Burst and the second style Steady. He'd have to experiment with them in actual movement and combat to see which felt better.

Closing his eyes, Jaune returned to using Steady style to meditate. While he felt partial to Burst style, it was scary focusing on not breaking your own bones with misplaced Aura. Slow and Steady, pardon the pun, won the race after all.

"Jaune?" a soft voice sleepily murmured, interrupted his focus.

Jumping only slightly, Jaune scratched the back of his head, "Oh, sorry, Pyrrha. Did I wake you?"

Good thing he had been using Steady style just then. If he had fucked up on Burst style… Jaune cringed. His sisters would never let him hear the end of it if he broke his bones while literally sitting in place.

"It's fine," Pyrrha murmured, rubbing her eyes even as her ears flicked, "Why aren't you sleeping?"

Lying propped up on an elbow, the red-haired fox-girl rubbed her eyes sleepily. Toned muscle spoke of her years in the ring, but her unblemished skin, free of scars and wounds, spoke of her domination of the tournament. Seeing her yawn sleepily, Jaune couldn't help but simply see a tired girl.

"Just couldn't sleep," Jaune shrugged, "Decided to train my Aura."

"Oh," Pyrrha frowned, "You know the exercises?"

"A bit," Jaune deflected, hiding that he was literally making things up as he went along, "Learned a few from this one drunk Huntsman."

"Ah,' Pyrrha smiled encouragingly, "I'll leave you to it then." She then rolled over, placing her head on the pillow once more.

By all rights, he should've just let her go back to sleep, but… He had questions, one boiling since they're first meeting in the forest during the initiation.

"...Why didn't you out me?"

For a moment, Jaune thought she had fallen asleep until she hummed, "What do you mean?"

He was tempted to let it go, but… he never was one to just let things die. Leaning back against the wall, Jaune sighed, "You're Pyrrha Nikos, right? Mascot of Pumpkin Pete's Cereal. Four-time champion of the Mistral Regional Tournament."

Pyrrha was quiet. That was fine. He could talk enough for both of them.

"You're seen as the face of the Faunus Rights movement in Mistral, according to your Mikipedia page. Children admire you, you're seen as the up and coming rookie. Even the most racist politicians will admit that you're 'one of the good ones'; whatever the fuck that means."

Shifting back up, Pyrrha met his gaze, emerald eyes slit in the dim room.

Eyes softening, Jaune asked, "Why throw it all on helping a country hick like me?"

An ear flicked once, twice before she looked away, "What do you mean?"

"Let's not play games here, Pyrrha," Jaune sighed, bowing his head in exasperation, "It's just me and you tonight. Why did you help me? You must have known that I was a fake as soon as you figured out I didn't have Aura. Why'd you stay quiet? There must have been countless people wanting to be your partner, why me?"

"...Why are you here?" Pyrrha asked, in lieu of answering. Jaune fought back his scowl. Gah, it was like talking with his sister Jade with all the lawyer-speak and double-twists. He supposed he'd have to answer her question first before she'd answer his.

Completely unfair, but he learnt how the question game worked with his family.

His fingers drummed against his knee. Why was he here? He could've stayed at home. Dad would've eventually activated his Aura. He could've learned enough to help defend home. The Arc family had done well on itself, but Jaune had grown up on the old tales of past Arcs. They had all, in their own way, become legends, but that wasn't what Jaune wanted. He didn't care about the fame or any of that. He wanted to be like them, be like them in the way that really mattered.

Thinking it over, Jaune finally shrugged, "I wanted to help people."

He could spend forever coming up with fancy words and stories to explain why. Gods know his sisters ragged about how long-winded he was, but this? This was simple.

To be a Hunter was to help people. To gain the power to fight evil, right wrongs, make changes on a meaningful level. Dad would say there were other ways, safer ways, but to be a Hunter was to be powerful in body and powerful in… Gah, Coral would know the world, but Jaune wanted the power that made people listen to you, trust in you. The kind that made assholes stop being fuckers to your Faunus sisters, the power to open up opportunities for others, Jaune wanted that power and he wanted to help.

Smiling softly, Pyrrha answered, "I wanted to help too then."

That wasn't really an answer to his question, but… it kinda was in a way.

"Thank you for the help then, Pyrrha."

"Mm. You should sleep. We have classes tomorrow."

Jaune hummed in acknowledgement, and Pyrrha smiled softly before turning over to return to sleep. Watching her ears flick in the moonlight, her red hair shimmering, Jaune sighed. He had been planning on confessing tomorrow and resigning, but…

"...Well, I guess I can't give up now then," Jaune sighed, sliding under his covers. He'd give it a month. See how it went and see if all the stupid shit he tried to prepare for being in an Academy actually worked before giving up.

Checking the time, he sighed. 200 and classes started at 800. If he pushed it, he could get a couple hours of sleep before then. Jaune closed his eyes and relaxed, letting his worries drift away into a sea of idle resignation.

…And now his neck was itchy. Fuck.

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AN:

Another recycled chapter. Yay.

I'm just... I can't do a proper AN, but I didn't want to leave it alone, so... here. I'm tired. I'm so tired. Why must corporate greed ruin everything?

It could've been great, but no. Even the fan's love for the show must be monetized, must be categorized, must be stripped and mined for every bit of profit without any thought for the original.

...I'm tired.

I finished the last of the one shots. I have the concept art. Expect the three pilot episodes soonish.

For now, here are the summaries.

Head filled with two very different sets of lives, both half-lived and half-remembered, to say that Sakai Miu had problems was a good start to the mess that was her new life. Knowledge of the sciences and humanities clashing with memories of magic and martial arts, an identity crisis constantly threatening to evolve into an existential crisis, just about the only thing Miu was looking forward to doing was remembering/re-learning how to fly with her old/new pair of wings.

That's not to mention the stupid clan politics playing out while Miu's struggling with all of this. Why did she have to sit through so many omiai with creepy old men!? Why can't any of them be cute girls!?
After a decade of wandering through the other realms of myth and lore, making friends and enemies and learning all that she could in her search for home, Hapa was simply relieved to have finally returned to the mundane world of humans. She thought that being a bunny girl in the real world would be the biggest problem she'd have to tackle, but Earth had apparently changed quite a bit while she was gone with superheroes and monsters now being a part of the daily news cycle. Through no fault of hers, she ended up on said daily news cycle and… may or may not be in trouble with the authorities of the world. Hapa had never thought once that she could hide from her problems, but she figured she sure as hell could damn well run.

…What do you mean they're asking for help!?
Mandate of Heaven. Will of God. Karma. Fate. Destiny. The idea of a cosmic set of rules, a divine order to be followed has been a part of humanity for as long as instinct has governed decision. The [System] should then therefore theoretically come naturally to all who encounter it. Unfortunately for everybody involved, including and especially herself, Wren Xiao Liang took a few too many philosophy classes to accept such a system without question.

I'm curious. Based on the summaries, which story seems most interesting?
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What is your opinion? Vote now: Wing It, Karasu Dancer, Run No More, Rabbit, Reject [System], Become Monkey

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