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Library: (Unwritten ATM)Kai Ni: EAS Hope, Open Circle Fleet. Yeah, we'll obtain victory on the Endless Horizon for sure! (energetic voice)
Secretary 2: *Giggling* Hey! Don't do that!
Secretary 3: *thoughtfully* Hmm, should I try to prepare that dish again...
Idle: Hmmm... Hmmmmmmmmm... Ah! Shikikan? How long were you standing there!?Kai Ni: Hey Commander! Wanna join me for Ramen? I finally perfected it~
Marriage: What!? Me? But... I... Fine... How I've wished for this moment...Kai Ni: Ramen? Again? Dear, you know that all that salt isn't good for you~
Commanding: CC-01/425
Location: Antaran warfront
RC Squad D-072 responded to and was tasked by Captain Jolan Septula (COC RSS Providence, Aclamator-class), in accordance with Order 229-486f, to investigate a seemingly derelict CIS Lucrehulk-class starship. Per previous passive and active scanner investigation by the Providence, no life signals, be they organic or droid, had been detected and the deployment of Squad D-072 was deemed merely as a precaution in the wake of the incident involving RSS Prosecutor.
In an attempt to cover more ground, it was determined that each member of Squad D-072 was to individually ingress onto the derelict via the following insertion points:
RC-1138: Forward Control Tower
RC-1140: Control Bridge Tower
RC-1207: Signal Transmitter Platform
RC-1262: Backup Control Signal Transmission Tower
Upon entering the derelict, RC-1140 reported massive instances of heavy damage to the internal structures of the command tower. RC-1262 corroborated this, further adding that the level of destruction in evidence easily exceeded the level expected of any sort of man-portable explosive device, many of which "you could walk a kriffing Spider Droid through."
Data slicing by RC-1140 into the core mainframe proved to be largely ineffectual on account of the sheer damage to critical internal systems. Investigations into the organic crew members also proved to be of little worth as all members of Squad D-072 were unable to locate or piece together the remains of at least thirty eight different individuals to an identifiable state in the command tower alone. Of the droid complement aboard, all instances were dispatched with "the utmost prejudice."
What follows is one of the few logs RC-1140 and RC-1138 were able to recover from the Droid Command Mainframe:
[UNT-CMD #12-5523] - ENEMY UNIT HAS BYPASSED DEFENSE POINTS EPSILON 873 AND IS APPROACHING REACTOR HALLWAY 562F. UNIT 782 RETASKED.
[UNT-CMD #02-1242] - NEGATIVE. UNIT 782 REDUCED TO 15% COMBAT STRENGTH. UNABLE TO HOLD.
[UNT-CMD #12-5523] - UNIT 264 RETASKED.
[UNT-CMD #09-1223] - CONFIRMED. UNIT 264 RETASKED.
[UNT-CMD #02-1242] - ALERT. ENEMY UNIT DEPLOYING DRONES. UNABLE TO HOLD POSITION. UNIT 782 AT 9% COMBAT STRENGTH.
[UNT-CMD #12-5523] - UNIT 217 RETASKED.
[UNT-CMD #12-5523] - UNIT 332 RETASKED.
[UNT-CMD #12-5523] - UNIT 426 RETASKED.
[COC-LKRHK 12-251] - Now here this you bucket of bolts! It's just one human! How can you not kill ONE human!
**WARNING** COC COMMAND OVERRIDE ENGAGED - CARGO BAYS OPENING - LIFE PODS LOCKED DOWN **WARNING**
[COC-LKRHK 12-251] - Who did that? Who is the poodoo that just did that?!
[UNT-CMD #02-5521] - ALERT. ENEMY UNIT HAS BREACHED COMMUNICATIONS ARRAY 11B. UNIT 217 AT 21% COMBAT STRENGTH.
[UNT-CMD #03-7762] - ALERT. UNIT 332 IS IN HEAVY ENGAGEMENT WITH ENEMY UNIT ORGANIC DRONES. UNIT 332 IS 65% COMBAT EFFECTIVE.
[UNT-CMD #05-7721] - ALERT. UNIT 332 IS IN HEAVY ENGAGEMENT WITH ENEMY UNIT ORGANIC DRONES. UNIT 426 IS 54% COMBAT EFFECTIVE.
[UNT-CMD #02-5521] - ALERT. UNIT 217 IS ENCOUNTERING HEAVY CONTACT WITH ORGANIC DRONES. UNIT IS AT 2% COMBAT EFFICIENCY. REINFORCEMENTS REQUESTED.
[UNT-CMD #02-5521] - ALERT. UNIT 217 IS ENCOUNTERING HEAVY CONTACT WITH ORGANIC DRONES. UNIT IS AT 2% COMBAT EFFICIENCY. REINFORCEMENTS REQUESTED.
[UNT-CMD #12-5523] - MUCH REGRET UNABLE. UNITS 586, 112, 742, 635 ARE COMBAT INEFFECTIVE PER OPENING OF CARGO BAY DOORS.
[UNT-CMD #02-5521] - REQUESTING SUPPORT.
[UNT-CMD #12-5523] - MUCH REGRET UNABLE.
[UNT-CMD #02-5521] - REQUESTING SUPPORT.
[UNT-CMD #12-5523] - MUCH REGRET UNABLE.
[UNT-CMD #12-5523] - NEGATIVE.
[UNT-CMD #12-5523] - NEGATIVE.
[UNT-CMD #12-5523] - NOT THE OPTICS.
[UNT-CMD #12-5523] - UNABLE TO PARSE COMMUNIQUE. [UNT-CMD #12-5523] REPEAT LAST TRANSMISSION.
[UNT-CMD #12-5523] - ***EYES. THEY A** **********
**UNIT [UNT-CMD #12-5523] - DISCONNECTED**
[UNT-CMD #12-5523] - [UNT-CMD #02-5521] RETASK. IDENTIFY CAUSE OF TRANSMISSION INTERFERENCE.
[UNT-CMD #02-5521] - MUCH REGRET UNABLE. UNIT HAS SUFFERED MASSED COOLANT LEAK AND IS 12% COMBAT EFFECTIVE.
Any further efforts in parsing through the broken code has been deemed impractical without more dedicated equipment. RC-1207 has reported, with all other squad members confirming, that all droid combat units on the vessel are either in various states of dismemberment or have been perforated to the point of structural failure.
What sensor systems Squad D-072 has managed to get back online all indicate that no crew of the derelict remain alive and the ship is deemed safe enough for further investigation by non-combatant personnel provided they are allocated hostile environment gear.
If there was one thing that Bail Organa held dear besides family, it was a chance for a midnight flight in his personal airspeeder. It was an escape from the politics of the Republic Senate. To just...let go. To let all his worries of a worryingly ever-increasing powerful Chancellorship drift away and ignore the inevitable struggle to hold onto that political clout.
Inhale.
Exhale.
'Just concentrate on the now. Tomorrow can wait a few moments.'
The wind swished over the plexiglass windshield and through his hair. A star-studded black sky glistened above. The spight scent of spice and heat from the near endless Chinar trees below wafting into the air.
'...Wait a minute…'
There was definitely more than just the usual levels of spice...
In the distance a flickering light emanate from a small clearing, weak enough to almost be missed if it weren't for its near-beacon like winking. Like a moth to a flame, Bail Organa decided to investigate.
...
It was a campfire. A rather sizeable one at that if he was able to spot it from three kilometers away.
Bail had landed his speeder maybe two hundred meters back to avoid attracting attention. Growing up so near the woods, it was literal child's play avoiding fallen branches and loose leaves as he snuck his way closer. Whomever set up the fire could be aggressive after all so he'd have to...
"...the pines, where the sun never shines…"
Was...that singing? The voice sounded young, a girl barely into adulthood. What was someone like that doing out in the woods alone?
Steps plodding softly into the dirt, Bail crept closer to the light. He could smell… something wafting through the air besides the scent of the trees, like a cross between bad cheese and slightly charred nerf shank.
"My daddy was a railroad man, killed a mile and a…"
She was sitting on a log, her back to the woods. Even sitting against the light, Bail could make out her dark, almost charcoal hair and what appeared to be an ocean blue coat. In her hands, she held some form of instrument.
"... You've caused me to weep, you've caused me to mourn…"
Aside from...whatever she had cooking over the fire, the campsite was bare. Bail couldn't see any form of shelter, be it a tent or even just a bundle of sticks and branches.
"...you've caused me to lose my home."
There wasn't even any indication on how she got here. The closest clearing was the one he landed at and he definitely didn't see an unoccupied airspeeder parked there.
"You know you can come sit by the fire right? No need to stand in the dark."
...Caught. But… how?
"I apologies," Bail announced as he stepped out of the treeline, "I saw your fire and I was curious about what was going on."
"It's alright," the girl said, her eyes focused completely on the food that was… apparently cooking on a slab of rock. "I know how dangerous it can get out here. Especially during a war."
Spotting another slant log on the other side of the fire, Bail made his way further towards the fire. "Speaking of," he plopped down onto the makeshift bench, "what made you think I wasn't someone dangerous?"
"Woman's intuition," the girl glanced up with a sly smirk, "and I don't hurt easily."
That was… hard to believe. The girl seated in front of Bail looked barely 50 kilos soaking wet, never mind the fact that, even sitting down, she barely came up to his shoulder. Add to the fact that she looked like she was barely into her twenties, it sounded like the usual bluster of a young adult's belief that they were invincible. "I'm sure you aren't."
"So…" the girl fidgeted, "who are you?"
She didn't recognize him?
"Call me Bail." He reached over with his hand. "What's your name?"
"Well if we're gonna go by pseudonyms," she smirked as she reached over, "I'm Rin."
"Rin. A short name for a short gi-"
"Finish that statement and I'm not sharing my food." Her eyes narrowed, a split second flash of red caused by the firelight.
Bail held his hands up in surrender, "Alright, alright. Though I'm not exactly sure what it is you're offering me. It somewhat smells like Nerf but I could be wrong since there's something else there."
At this a soft, red flush blossomed across her cheeks. "It's… okay I'm not exactly sure. I trapped and killed it and decided to mix in some of my ship rations to see if it'd add some flavor besides charred meat."
"That's…" he could only raise his eyebrow at that, "that's rather irresponsible, isn't it? What did you even add?"
"Oy, I'll have you know that I can eat almost anything and come out all right!" Yep, she was definitely flustered. "And it's...Neimoidian starship rations."
"I don't think I heard you right. Did you just say...?"
"NEIMOIDIAN STARSHIP RATIONS." Was she pouting? "Shut up! Do you know how hard it is to provision adequately when all you've got is a starship, a flimsy with half scrawled offers for odd jobs, and a map that doesn't work right?"
What? "But why not ask for help? Surely one of the governments has some sort of social welfare system that could do something?"
"Right," Rin crossed her arms, "good ol' Republican bureaucracy to the rescue. Can't even see the problems two feet in front of them, never mind the little people."
At this Bail could only frown, fully aware of the hurdles Padme was smacking into to get some sort of social program off the ground in the Senate. "What do you mean? Yes the Senate is slow to react but surely you don't think they'd ignore the plight of the common folk for long."
"How long did the Senate to resolve the whole kerfuffle over Naboo ten years ago?" Her eyes were flashing again. "Why isn't the Senate questioning why they had a ready-made army of veritable slaves just as the CIS rebelled? Or a fleet of warships capable of planetary invasion?"
Rin leaned forward, her blue eyes so glinting in the flickering light. "Do you know just why you've had such a hard time enforcing everything up back then? You depended on member states to pony up their own defense forces in order to help out some schmuck halfway across the galaxy. Hell, that's more of a confederacy than a republic. There's no unifying force that the Republic could bring to bear on potentially deadly issues between member states. "
"But that could easily lead to tyranny. The Chancellor could easily override the will of the Senate's individual member states."
"Like you have now with how the Grand Army of the Republic holds its loyalty directly to the Chancellor? That's why you build checks into the system. That's why you recruit from the member states and have them swear loyalty to the ideas of the Republic and the Senate. Not some individual that could fuck up everything if they let it go to their heads.
Monopoly of force. You have a bigger stick than any potential malcontents to ward off disasters, not go crawling to individual nation states for money or military. That's how a government ensures that its members don't devolve into this gobshit mess of a civil war."
At that, Rin's eyes softened, the fury that had touched her eyes giving way to exhaustion. "Unless there are some heavy systematic changes to the system the Republic is all but doomed."
'Her eyes,' Bail realized, 'they've the look of someone who's lost everything.'
The fire crackled between them, the pair lost in their own thoughts.
The conference room was awash with noise as over a dozen shipgirls conversed in their respective groups. In one of the darker corners, Fire Dealer and her five Resurgent-class cohorts gazed upon the smaller ships, debating on which unlucky ship they were going to squee over. They were nervously ignored by the rest of the girls, though even the Nebulas and Imperials knew they were just as at risk. In the central seats closer to the screen Revanchist, Maelstrom, and Blackwater conversed over whether or not they could self upgrade, though they paid no attention to just how they would do so.
Off to the side and against a wall, Watchkeeper and Dai-Bakura sat upon the floor and busied themselves with some chips they had found from… somewhere. In between them sat an activated holoprojector, continually pinging away at a com frequency known only to the two Bakura-class vessels.
"Do you think she'll pick up?" Dai-Bakura looked up at Watchkeeper as she was about to shove another piece of potato into her mouth. The slip of a girl, although beaten and battered, had still kept a cheery outlook in spite of their increasingly devolving situation. "It'd be nice if there were more than just the two of us."
"I'm sure she will," answered Dai as she eyed the Resurgents, "Spiral knows we need another just to try and split them up a little more."
"That's what you said the last three times," Keeper mumbled, "Hell, we only just realized she was out there after coming across that one AAR from the Antaran Front and that's at least three weeks old by now."
Dai could only reach across to the diminished Bakura and grasp her by the shoulder. "She'll pick up."
"HEY! It's time to get this meeting started!"
In the center of the room stood Darklight, her hands on her hips and a scowl upon her face. "We've wasted enough time already and the room's needed for a GAR sitrep by the Jedi later."
"We've gathered here," she continued, "to hash out some form of a plan for going forward. We all know what the OTL events are. We know who's the cause. And we most certainly have gripes about certain aspects of the Galaxy we now live in."
"Don't say that we haven't tried, Dark." Fire Dealer pushed herself off from the wall she was leaning against, "one of us tried blitzing him from orbit just a few weeks ago. Though why they decided to just use a normal blaster I do not know…"
In the corner, Hope bristled. "Maybe it's because some of us are worried about using capital grade weaponry inside a city?"
Fire could only bite her lip, "point…"
Dark glared at the chastised Resurgent. "Is there anyone else who tried to run roughshod over canon?"
"And why shouldn't we? Canon is shit!"
The room was suddenly in an uproar as over a dozen star destroyer type shipgirls struggled to make their own opinions heard.
"We need to do something about Palps!"
"Wookies! There ain't no way I'm letting them be used as slaves by some hunchback, lizard assholes!"
"Gals! What about those incidents involving fucking zombies? Does anyone remember how they happened?"
"You mean Rakguls? Aren't those those Old Republic era mutant things that are on Taris?"
"Didn't Taris get exterminatus'd?"
"Shut. UP!" Darklight shouted, "We're getting way too off-topic! We need to focus on figuring out what we plan to do for the next year!"
"Yeah! Like refits!"
Again, the room exploded into pandemonium. Cries of weapons upgrades and bust increases mixed with equally heated, though far more pragmatic, debates of reactor upgrades and resource requirements.
And in between the two forgotten Bakuras, the holoprojector hummed to life.
"Okay," it growled as an image slowly composed, "who the hell are you and how'd you get this com frequency?"
"Is that…" Dai's eyes darted back to the stumpy machine.
"Big sister," Watchkeeper pouted, "that's no way to talk to your sisters!"
Pixels whirled as the image finally focused on a semi-transparent figure. Above the projector stood a somewhat diminutive figure dressed in a smallish greatcoat, a pencil skirt with ruffles just visible beneath the coattails. Upon her shoulder-length hair sat a tiny forage cap with a star.
"Bullshit!" The figure rounded onto Keeper. "My sisters are no long...oh."
"It's...it's good to finally meet you," Watchkeeper whispered. "When we heard that you were possibly around, it didn't feel as lonely as with just the two of us. I'm Watchkeeper."
"And I'm Dai-Bakura!" piped in the other Bakura. "What's your name?"
"...Oxyrhynchus," the slim girl replied, "I… look, I know it's a mouthful so just call me 'Rin.'"
"Oxy!" exclaimed Keeper, causing Oxyrhynchus' eyes to narrow at the diminutive ship. "Don't give me that look! Nicknames are the responsibility of the sisters!"
Dai-Bakura nodded her head vigorously, "Oxy is superior! I mean, we're spaceships now! Oxy! Oxy-gen! It fits!" Oxy merely frowned.
"Speaking of," Oxy glanced to the side at the other shipgirls, "was the point of the call just a meet and greet or…?"
The three Bakuras could only stare at the growing "debate" taking place in the middle of the room. Fire Dealer was busy shouting at Argent Sun over possible reactor refits. Maelstrom had Blackwater in a headlock with Revanchist pulling at the Victory-I's cheeks. Off in the corner Thunderhead had Hope bent over one of the seats, both of them with their hands wrapped around each others' throats.
"Uh," stated Dai-Bakura, "it was supposed to be coming up with a plan for the next six months. Now I'm not so sure."
"I mean," commented Watchkeeper, "they're talking more about refits than I was when I was cut in half."
"WHAT." Oxy's eyes shot towards the smaller ship, her gaze frantically looking over her hull. "What the hell do you mean 'cut in half!?'"
Watchkeeper waved her hands in front of her, attempting to placate the larger Bakura. "It's alright Big Sister! I lost my front section when I participated in the Corellian Crisis!"
"WHEN was this?" Oxy glared at Dai, "and why weren't you there to help prevent this?!"
"Hey now! My frame wasn't even laid down when that happened!"
Watchkeeper piped up again, "You're not exactly up to date on the Expanded Universe, aren't you Oxy?"
"Not really," the projection replied, "I mostly kept to the movies and games. Read a few Old Republic novels though. And considering how we're all seemingly stuck during the Clone Wars, that'd be good to know at the very least."
"I know, right?" Dai was beaming, "a few of us have already tried to set things right!"
"You...WHAT. What did you guys do?!"
"Well, one of the Endurance-classes tried axing Palpatine with a blitz from orbit. No risk of collateral since she used a bog-standard blaster but…"
Panic crawled across Oxyrhynchus' face, her eyes wide and darting between the two sisters. "That's...no. What, exactly, are you guys trying to accomplish over there? Isn't it literally written into the fabric of the bullshit space magic that things are going to go to shit?"
"But we won't know until we try right?"
"But NOTHING. How do we know what ripples are going to be set off with mere mention of meta-knowledge! Hell, off-hand comments could have wide-reaching implications if they're about events even just two weeks in advance!" Oxy placed her hand on her forehead.
"But...!"
"Okay… no. We can talk about this later." Oxy glanced off to the side, glancing at something out of the projector's camera, "I need to get going."
"But we've only just started talking," frowned Watchkeeper, "I thought that we'd be able to connect a bit more."
"I know, it's just…" Shouts could now be heard over the projector. "Now's not a good time."
"Well, okay." Dai reached over to the projector, plugging into one of the access ports, "At least we can send our ID codes and com frequencies so we don't have to jury-rig a connection again."
At this, Oxyrhynchus nodded and gazed at her two sister ships, her eyes softening. "We'll talk."
Meanwhile, the rest of the room was still in a state of chaos. Bands of like-minded girls now were grouped in opposing sections of the conference seats, hurling insults and disparaging remarks over ideas and statements. Balls of flimsi sailed across the room like snowballs and at least three metal rulers were being brandished like blades.
In the middle of the room crouched Darklight, her hands covering her face in frustration as she realized that she never had control over proceedings from the start.