It was strange. The world slowing to a crawl in dangerous situations was something you often see in movies but never actually expect to experience in real life. But here I was, watching the tumbling semi-truck bouncing after being bodily hurled aside by the draconic cape that was currently beating the local Protectorate like a drum. Completely unable to react, let alone get out of the way, because my brain was running in overdrive rather than me having superpowers. All that I got was the time to contemplate my own imminent death.
"Well, well, well. Looks like you're a bit of trouble there."
If I could have, I'd have flinched at the sudden voice in my head. This seemed like the kind of thing that would come from a Master cape. Though someone about to die was an odd choice of victim.
"Relax child. I'm not here to make a puppet of you, I just want to make a deal. I save you from certain death, and you retrieve something of mine that needs to be returned! Honestly, you're even getting the better of this particular bargain, since a simple fetch quest isn't much compared to your life, now is it?"
"I… fine," I 'said' to the voice. "I'll play errand girl for you. Now can you get me out of this?"
"Of course, of course! Now, mind the drop!"
The world around me sped back up to normal as I was engulfed in a swirling vortex of midnight purple light, cutting off my view of the truck only a foot in front of my face. And then I was falling.
***
A burning pain in the base of my neck jolted me awake. When had I…? Then my eyes opened, and I saw a figure hunched over me in a position that would place their head…
My knee buried itself in the
vampire's gut as I screamed, desperately trying to get the blood sucking cape off me. Both my hands scrabbled at them, seeking something, anything to further that goal. One found a knife that I yanked free even as I felt a burning pain flare on my neck, fangs digging in around what I was sure was my jugular vein. Guided by what had to be some native instinct, the blade slammed into my assailant's chest, jerking in my grip as it scraped across a rib on its way in.
Shoving the suddenly limp figure off of myself, I staggered to my feet and carefully retrieved the knife. Its edge was rolled and dull, whether from my clumsy attack or poor maintenance, I couldn't tell. But I'd have to make do until I found something better. Killing… I wasn't sure how I actually felt about that, but I didn't know how dangerous this place was or if there were more… vampires… about. A shudder ran down my spine at the thought.
"This isn't what I agreed to…" I groaned, my free hand pressing against the wound on my neck. Strangely, it didn't seem to be bleeding much, despite the fangs that had been buried there only seconds ago.
"Actually, you did," came
that voice. "Sure, some details may have been left out, and assumptions weren't corrected, but still. You did agree to retrieve something for me in exchange for me saving you…"
I almost collapsed spinning around to look for the speaker, a wave of light-headedness and nausea rolling over me. There, in the gloom of what I could now see to be a torch-lit cave, was a statue of a man holding a horned helmet depicting a man's face.
"And really, if you couldn't handle a single vampire, how could you uphold your end of the bargain? Honestly lassie, you wouldn't be able to find Barbas, let alone actually retrieve the item I need you to get."
Winter poured into my veins as whatever the hell I'd bargained with laughed this light, mirthful laugh like he was some boy-hero type. Like how some of the local Wards did. Except it wasn't a nice laugh, practiced or not. It was… twisted… somehow, and it
felt wrong.
"Who… who
are you?" I hissed as a chill set in. "What do you want from me?"
"Who am I? Why, I am Clavicus Vile, Prince of Bargains. And as for what I want… there's an axe. An axe powerful enough for me to have quite a bit of fun indeed… As I recall, it's resting in Rimerock Burrow. My dog Barbas can lead you right to it, assuming you can find the pesky mutt."
Then a wave of static crawled over my skin as a crushing presence filled the chamber.
"I could be persuaded to make another deal with you once you return too, if you're interested…"
Stumbling backwards a bit, I drew in several ragged breaths before managing to reply. "Wh-what kind of deal? Another one that sends me from one danger to another?"
"So suspicious of you, little one. Vampires rarely drain their prey to death, and you handled yourself pretty well all things considered…"
The being… Clavicus Vile… laughed again, setting a chill off along my spine. "Oh, don't you worry, that was merely a result of me bringing you here from your 'Earth Bet'. I can
assure you that nothing like that will happen again… Oh! And since you aren't all that familiar with the heroic adventurer business, there's some things you can take in the chest behind my shrine here. Do be sure not to freeze to death by the way, it'd be embarrassing for the both of us."
I stared at the statue, shivering as the vast presence of… whatever the hell Clavicus was washed over me. Freeze to death?
Embarrassing? What the fuck?
You know what, I didn't care. Stumbling a bit, I made my way around the statue to a flight of aged stone stairs leading up to a platform. There, as was said, was a large iron-banded chest that took some effort to open. A sword of a strange black metal laid atop a set of what seemed to be a mixture of furs and small blued steel plates. Armor of some sort, if I had to guess. The fur, combined with the comment about the possibility of
freezing to death was a rather definite sign I was nowhere near home. Add in the comment about 'your Earth Bet'...
I'd been taken to another
world. And between the vampire and the combat stuff… This was an even worse place than Bet. Medieval at best, given the fact that it was a sword and steel plate armor instead of guns. I shuddered. This… this was going to
suck. My fantasy novels had most definitely
not prepared me for this. Though admittedly, I did like the sound of 'Taylor Hebert, Lady Adventurer'…
Hesitantly, I lifted the sword from the chest and gave it a cautious swing. It
seemed good to me, but I wasn't sure, as the balance was
very different from the various knives Mom had taught me to handle. It was also surprisingly light, and easy to control despite the length. The iridescent shimmer of the metal was strange, and the intensity of the darkness was not what I'd have expected from blackened steel. Honestly, it looked like someone had made the blade from a shadow or a piece of night sky, not metal. It was that impossibly dark.
Carefully setting the sword aside, I reached back into the chest and pulled out the mass of metal and fur with a grunt of effort. It too was lighter than it appeared to be at first glance, but was still fairly heavy. Coarse white fur lined the inside, turning out at the neck to presumably help keep the wearer's neck warm. Despite the differences in style and type, I couldn't help but be reminded of Armsmaster by the color combination.
Draping the armor over the edge of the chest, I gingerly peeled off my bloodstained hoodie and tossed it aside, before sliding on the clean and more protective garment. I almost immediately removed it and facepalmed. "Right, check for other pieces before armoring up. This stuff isn't normal clothes where the pants can go on after the shirt."
Returning my attention to the chest, I pulled out first a pair of quilted pants made of a heavy wool, followed by a set of thick gloves with strips of metal riveted on, and two solid boots. The boots weren't normal boots with a plastic or rubber sole, but seemed to have been made by lacing together pieces of leather and fur to create presumably water resistant footwear. I gave them a somewhat dubious look, but set them with the rest, as my tennis shoes would be worth squat in more than half-an-inch of snow. Finally, there was a leather belt with a scabbard that looked about the right size for the sword, and an old-style leather bound book, complete with closing latch. On the cover was a strange symbol resembling some sort of arch, and the thing had an unusual feeling to it, like there was a Van Der Graff generator inside somehow.
Changing into the armor was, to say the least, awkward. The cave wasn't exactly warm, and I had to ditch my shoes, put on the heavy pants, then get the boots on, while trying to minimize the amount of time I was in contact with the cold stone floor. Perching on or leaning against the chest at various points helped, but I was still chilled by the process, though part of that was likely just the fact that I was dressed for late spring in the unusually mild Brockton Bay, not winter. At least, I guessed it was winter, as the idea that it was that cold even in summer wasn't one I wanted to entertain.
Securing the belt around my waist and sheathing the sword, I gave the tome a thoughtful look before attaching it to what seemed to be a harness designed for carrying such. A final check of the chest found a small bag tucked into a corner. I grabbed it too and almost dropped it at the combination of greater-than-expected weight and the dull clinking of coinage. It couldn't be… Gingerly pulling the bag's drawstring, I opened it up and blinked.
"Gold coins. Actual, no shit gold coins. This is nuts…" Yeah, I was
definitely not in Kansas anymore, and I didn't even have a dog for company. Plucking out a coin, I held it up in the torchlight and gave it a closer look. One side bore a face in profile, which was pretty standard, while the other had a stylized dragon emblem of a very different design to any I'd even seen, almost resembling a bat clinging to a wall with a more reptilian body. The inscriptions looked vaguely like Latin, but were also clearly not. And, somehow, I was able to get a general idea of what it said.
"Minted by order of Titus Mede II 4E 196?" I read off the glittering metal disc. "So this place is part of an empire then? Possibly Romanish too, if the aesthetics on this are anything to go by.
Joy…"
Shaking my head, I placed the coin back in the bag, which itself went into a small pouch on my belt. Surprisingly, it slid in without any noticeable weight increase despite being a not inconsiderate amount of gold. Slipping my fingers in after it, I found nothing. I looked down, and blinked.
"What the fuck? Is this some sort of magical item?" Magic… would probably take some getting used to. Parahumans may have been a thing, but that wasn't the same. Or was it? Come to think of it, how were people sure magic wasn't involved in at least
some powers? I was hardly special enough to be the
first person to wind up dealing with it. I mean, it was
possible, but it seemed unlikely.
Twisting my fingers a little, like I was grabbing something, and suddenly I had the… coin purse I guess again. Huh. So that's how this thing worked. Useful trick that, I'd want to see about finding a larger one for supplies, assuming there were such and it wasn't rare or expensive. Being able to carry food and camping equipment around without the bulk and weight would be a great help in the sort of journey I'd managed to get caught up in, given my lack of ponies or Fellowship.
Sighing, I turned to the heavy wooden door set into the wall behind the chest and heaved the locking bar off of its supports. Then, with a grunt of effort, pulled the mass of solid timber into motion. A blast of fridge wind slammed into me the moment the door began to shift, demonstrating precisely why the armor was well insulated. Shivering, I slid my new hood up and adjusted it slightly. A scarf wouldn't be unwelcome if this was how the weather was going to be.
Stepping out into the snow-encrusted passage, I let out a hiss as light levels suddenly spiked. Clouds parting to let sunlight reflect off of fresh snow probably. Adjusting my hood again, I began walking. A dozen strides and a half-turn brought me to within sight of the entrance, and what I saw brought me to a halt. Before me was a mountain pass, covered with thick layers of gleaming white snowpack traversable only by a narrow and winding path.
Lofty peaks soared above, shining in early morning light that streamed down the gap between mountains that shimmered with ice and frost. If I were out in the open, the glare would've been blinding. As it was, I still squinted at the dramatic increase in brightness over the torch-lit cave. A helmet with view slits would've been rather nice right now, as that'd cut down on the light. As it was, I'd want to do my best to avoid snow blindness through other means, and get somewhere less snowy as quickly as I could. Hopefully it would be warmer once I was out of the mountains…
One final adjustment to my hood, and I stepped out of the tunnel into the pass, flinching as the glare intensified around me as the rock opened up around me. Was snow always this bright? Or is it something to do with this place maybe having less pollution? Whatever the case, it sucked. A lot. Taking a few paces, I stumbled slightly as the soft soles of the boots failed to grip the icy ground properly. This… could be a problem.
Letting out a low groan, I shifted to a more cautious shuffle-step that I hoped would reduce slippage and began making my way down to the main path. From what I could see from my slight vantage point, my best bet would be to head west, as the east looked to be snowier and the snowpack on the slopes there appeared to be steeper. Getting buried by an avalanche was
not in my plans. That would rather hamper my ability to get this quest done with and getting home to Dad.
Shaking that off, I began carefully picking my way downslope, doing my best to avoid both drifts and particularly bright spots. Twisting an ankle out in what I had to assume was the middle of nowhere would probably be almost as deadly as rockslides or avalanches. Which, again, would negatively impact my ability to get home. On top of being a
really damn embarrassing way to die.
Avoiding exposure deaths from minor accidents aside, I also didn't have any food or water, and a hearty bowl of hot soup, a roaring fire, and a good book sounded like exactly what I needed at this point. I could even go without the book, if none were available in whatever town or village was on this pass's road. That would depend heavily on how medieval this place actually was, and if some of the more common fantasy tropes applied. A girl could definitely hope for it being a world where a lot of the modern niceties existed despite the relative primitiveness elsewhere.
An eerie howl suddenly cut through the air. Attempting to draw my sword, I almost fell as I lost track of my footing and my balance briefly was ruined as snow shifted under my boot. Staggering, I barely avoided falling and managed to come about to face the noise, only to catch a face full of wind and snow. Flailing with the blade to ward off whatever it was making the sound, I desperately cleared my vision, only to blink. There was nothing there but the wind. I'd been spooked by a change in air flow through gaps in the surrounding rocks.
Then an ice-cold
something slammed into me.
Frantically sucking air, I looked up to see a serpentine mass of ice crystals circling above me, as if judging where best to strike again. Somehow, I hadn't dropped the sword, so I swung it at the thing. And missed, because my attack was so clumsy and heavily telegraphed that I was pretty sure a
tree would have dodged it.
Pushing myself to my feet again, I took another swing at the creature, this time with somewhat more deliberation. Flames erupted along the blade as the tip grazed the icy being, causing it to recoil with a shriek that almost made me drop my weapon at the sound. It then lunged at me, coming from above like lightning. A deep chill spread through my left shoulder as the thing's jaws clamped around it. Part of me, what little wasn't screaming, noted that the bite had been stopped by my armor. The rest of me however wanted the damn thing
off.
My left hand, hindered by the creature as it was, wrapped around its midsection and
yanked. My right brought the sword down. A blast of heat and cold washed over me as the thing
exploded and collapsed into a pile of pulverized ice. I blinked several times, staring at the remnants in stunned silence. There were a few larger pieces in the heap, and on impulse I plucked them out and dropped them into my belt pouch. Who knew, they might be either useful or valuable.