Resurrection
Of fainting officers and the importance of field promotions
We couldn't stay. The temple they had used to "bring me back" was known to our attackers, which my new…followers/Subjects/Minions helpfully identified as being part of House Aurelian's private guards, as if the dark purple cloaks and laurel wreaths on their shields hadn't been proof of that as soon as we brought the bodies from below to the surface. Now a small guard was surrounding me as we rode through the deserted wasteland, the man and a few women wearing the hastily chosen armour, that sometimes still had flecks of blood from their last owner on them. The purple cloaks had been turned into blankets and more fitting red had replaced it – even if most of these cloaks were the former blankets and my "escort" presented itself in all shades ranging from red to pink. Even so: they were keeping their pace with the ease of people who had grown up in this circumstances and while their marching was sloppy, the two looming companions on their sides were ever vigilant: their mechanical systems allowing nothing else. At first the people were quite understandably spooked by the mechanical constructs following me on either side and even the horse they had scrounged up somewhere had seemed ready to throw me off as soon as they came closer. But after the first two or three days of wandering through the desert towards what they called the "Tertiary-Imperial—Emergency-Command Centre" (we are not going to call it TIE-CC) with the same hint of reverence in their voices that others might use when talking about the great temples of our world, they were slowly getting used to my guardian's presence. Most likely the tales the survivors had spun about them coming down on the enemy warriors at my command and rescuing them from certain death had made for a lovely story at the campfire and while many were still rightfully uneasy around the ancient killing machines, they were at least marching close to them with their shields up and the hastily drawn golden eagles over them shining in the merciless light of the sun. What an odd group we were and what for an odd figure my still deathly pale form did make on the docile mare that had been given to me. I guess I should have named her after some famous person, or something along the lines of an endearing roach, but I guess the issue wasn't really going to appear: horses were just eating too much and needing too much water to thrive in this bleak land outside of careful care that swallowed too many resources for anyone but a few nobles to indulge in. Calling your horse, horse worked perfectly well when you could be sure that the number of these animals in the homelands of the former Empire would be below a thousand or even less. That the made was an peaceful and rather tame beast too, only made things easier for me as we travelled, thus my first few near-falls from the horse were quickly seen as small feigning spells that can from my long sleep. It was at least a better explanation for explaining why I was just as bad as a beginner than me telling them that I was only a pretender and fraud: it would have broken them and afterwards they would most likely also have broken me, just for good measures. I didn't really want to end up back in the coffin...
...the coffin that belonged to the princess and had kept her body in quite a good condition for nearly four hundred years: I wouldn't be able to run a marathon or join the legion with their minimum requirements for strength, but at least every sense seemed to work perfectly fine and most of the dizziness I had felt in and after the temple had passed after the first two nights of real sleep. At least I had an inkling about what had been done with the princess body before putting her into the stasis-tube the resurrectionists called coffin. It took me some hours to notice, but when I had washed my face clean of all the grim that had latched to us in the underground I did expect to see a long cut on my cheek, or at least some dried blood: instead my cloth rubbed the blood that was still sticking to my pale skin away to expose: nothing. No cut, not even a tiny red line or something else marred the skin on my cheek and the memories of the small moment of dull pain, were the only trace the reminded me that it had ever happened. Maybe the others hadn't noticed, maybe they knew about it – but it did leave me with a rather conflicted feeling of both relieve, that I might just have a little edge in a world like this, and apprehension, as some kind of dangerous magitech was more or less swimming in my blood and had supplanted my immune system. Having regenerative abilities was useful, knowing that it was the product of magical technology that made a hobby out of breaking the rules of this universe, while drawing from another, was less so.
Our group was following a deep trench that had seemingly been cut into the sandy and rocky terrain of our surroundings, just seldom a bush would catch my attention: more brown and withered than green and blooming – the vegetation made a pitiful first impression on me and I surely wouldn't have to even fake the worried and dismayed expression that the people around me expected from their "Empress" as she took in the changes of the last four centuries. It was only more jarring because the dried out and half buried channel next to me still had all the hail marks of a busy route: from the stone walls on its side that had once stopped it from changing directions to the half-buried remains of ships that must have tried to pass through at the very end of the war. Now the wind and sand were playing around their broken masts and empty rubs as they lay in silent witness to the steadfastness and foolishness of the Empire. The view was haunting, even more so as we followed the curve of the former river and spotted the great Bridge of Ivicium. Once one of the largest and most important bridges in the Empire, it connected the Eastern Vie Aeminiaf to the Western Via Egernio and for a small moment I envision seeing it in younger day, when the water of the river was sparkling under the sun and proud ships were moving beneath its large stone bulk as it started to rise in the middle, allowing the heavy merchantman a safe passage deeper into the Empire. Today half of the bridge was lying in the empty riverbed below it, the wondrous mechanical arms and runs that had allowed it to be lifted for the larger ships – already forgotten. On our side of the river, a large chunk of the bridge was still clinging to the wall of the riverbed, weathered and sun smoothened columns forming two additionally floors that could be reached over rough wooden scaffolds. The most visible features of the former bridge were the long multi-coloured strips of cloth that fluttered in the wind of the wasteland as we approached. Hundreds of larger and smaller banners clung to the thin columns that once decorated the bride, all colours swaying in the sandy wind: some bearing the symbols of the Houses, others of small lost and forgotten cities and villages and others were barely more than rags and other cloth that wanderers could spare when passing the monument. In the old days of the Empire the bridge had served as a connector and protector of the Imperial Heartlands and now in another time, another land, it was still of utmost importance to the travellers. Instead of being the impressive feat of Imperial Engineering and the art of the Magi, it was now a place of superstition, where wanderers and travellers left offerings and a sign of their own travels before disappearing into the desert once more.
What no one did expect at this moment was the loud horn signal that erupted from the dune to our right and the sounds of men and metal starting to form up in lines – lines that were forming parallel to the riverbed and above us as towering infantry shields locked with another and presented neatly ordered ranks of purple to us. Small sharp glinting swords stuck out at regular intervals, while lighter armoured troops on both sides began to fan out, each of them carrying axe, hammer, javelins and bows as they covered the path in front and behind of us. To say that it happened to fast wouldn't be perfectly true – I might have escaped this little trap on the back of my horse, but who knew if they had any scoped crossbows with them and I would first have to get past my guards and who knew how fast my mechanical ones could move? I wouldn't expect two of them to be able to stop what looked like a at least one century of heavy infantry drilled in Imperial style and two swarms of irregular infantry that would harness them from the sides: any battle would be a hopeless thing. Still I did appreciate that my guard was quickly moving to secure more from stray missiles, trying to cover me from all sides with their shields – while at the same time not daring to ask me to move down from my horse. It would have been funny if I wouldn't have to stare at a heavily armed line of people who might be out to kill me for the second time in three days – and this time the line was ten times larger.
"Miliatus you old fool! Now you have done it! Stealing the coffin of the princess out of the Mausoleum and carting her straight through the wasteland? Lord Aurelian will have you crucified for this! Before that I'm going to pull your entrails out through your ass and wrap them around your neck for decoration, you hear me! Stop this foolishness at once!"
The voice was not only angry, but also loud and accompanied by a movement in the enemy ranks as a shining steel helmet shoved itself through the lines of soldiers, its transversely mounted crest swaying with each step and fluttering in the purple colours of the House Aurelian as an impressive centurio burst out the shield wall, using his sword and heavy shield to make himself space as he started to descend the sloped surface of the dune, never stopping to hurl abuse at my oldest follower – who was currently getting carried by two of our remaining fighters, who found themselves away from the small clump of fighters around me and right in front of the seemingly mad centurio that was barrelling through the mass of unarmed workers and followers, who split before him like the red sea did for a certain prophet. Giving our single crossbowman a sign to hold his fire, I instead started to steer my horse towards the single intruder in our midst, telling the Guardians and guards to stay and don't move. I could see the reluctance in their gaze – but what other chance would we have? There hadn't been any convenient multi-ton killing machine thrown down at my behest and no magic that would enable me to blow up the offending soldiers around us. So instead I moved closer towards the angry voice of the professional soldier and this time the people moved away not in fear but in reverence – the whole scene must have looked completely mad from the perspective of the soldiers above us, but I found myself grinning: isn't street theatre a lovely thing?
"Ohhh no! You don't get to die on me before I have you quartered in the middle of the arena! I take just one, one measly night off to drink with some buddies from the days we were actively fighting against everyone and you choose that night to steal the Princess coffin?! I should have you whipped before I have you quartered!"
Obviously he wasn't in that much of a hurry to dispose of old Miliatus – after all his sword had already found its way back in its sheath and one of the surprised carriers found himself holding the large infantry shields in both hands as the centurio had pulled the old man into a standing position. A position that he seemed to be only able to hold because the heavily armoured soldier was holding him on both shoulders and proceeding to shout in his face with speckles flying all over and into the loremans white beard.
"When we get back to Maadoran you will go and stand trial, if they don't lynch you in the streets you madman! No one will care if your family had kept the thing working since before we brought the Princess back into the city and you will be lucky if your granddaughter is allowed to continue your duty! I'm half way tempted to declare you mad and adopt her as my own after all this, have you even thought about the future of your family when you went out? Of course, not! You have taken all of them along and turned them into accomplices!"
Said granddaughter, whose name was Sideria as I had found out in the last few days, was standing only a few steps away, torn between jumping in to defend her grandfather and pressing herself against the coffin to escape the scrutiny of the cursing officer in our midst. Unsuccessfully as one could imagine as he caught her movement from the corner of an eye and let go of the old man, who in turn sank back and nearly hit the ground if it wasn't for the two helpers that quickly caught him. Once more laughter seemed to ripple through the formation on the dune above us and it seemed as if the soldiers found the whole show just as amusing as I did – which was good because soldiers busy laughing, might not try slaughtering us on a wave of their officer, who in turn had now rounded up Sideria, who was trying to say something:
"Uncle Flavius…."
…but never got the chance as she was gathered into a fully armoured bear-hug, nearly crushing her more delicate figure as the officer pressed her tightly against his chest. Before letting go again and building himself up before her – which made for a quite impressive sight as he was looking more like a square stone of granite than anything else and was barely taller than her- as he raised his hand and lectured her in the same loud drill ground voice he had used on her grandfather:
"Girl, what did I tell you about keeping an eye on your grandfather, I sure as hell didn't tell you to help him steal the princess and her coffin when I wasn't looking! Can you even imagine in what kind of trouble you are now ? I knew your father and did let you two tinker with that ancient magic, but no-one else is going to be so lenient with you, just because you are caretaker. At best Lord Aurelian will let you keep your life as long as you show one of his loremasters the mantras. Please tell me you didn't break anything... "
Letting go of the girl once more the centurion quickly stepped past her and started to inspect "my" coffin with small careful movements that traced along the few dials and transistor that were standing out from the dark grey metal. The whole group seemed to hold its breath as if...well...no need for euphemisms: his verdict was going to decide their life, or at least that's what the soldiers around us thought. His careful inspection didn't take long, his movements were more ritual than true understanding, but such seemed to be the extend of non-Magi understanding if I remembered the text parts of the quests right. The centurio seemed to have calmed down quite a bit ad he found the coffin more or less untouched...that was at least till the moment he came to the small in built window, that should allow people to check on the patient in the life support system. Said system was only designed for eighty years at most, afterwards one couldn't guarantee that your brain wasn't mush: would explain how empty it is in here actually. I wasn't left idle with my thoughts for long, as only a moment later a blood curling and murderous scream erupted over the caravan, bringing the soldiers around us out of their relaxed posture and back to business.
"MILIATUS! What have you done with the body of the princess? If this isn't a waking nightmare of my own and you truly displaced the most important corpse in the whole world, then may the gods have mercy on because no one else will! If you don't have her inside in a moment, I won't be accountable for anything you have done and…"
Sensing that the mood had shifted – from the worried and angered tone of an old friend, towards the genuinely murderous and raging tone of a man just a short step and stab away from homicide- I urged my horse forward, putting on my loosest of smiles as I stared down at the centurio, who for his part only needed a moment to shift around, one hand on his sword and the other clenched in a fist as he looked up at me and had to blink. Horses were rather big animals after all and having to look up to the rider while craning you neck wasn't comfortable and having to do so in the wasteland, where the sun was burning down on you and making your eyes water if you looked to close to it and the light was reflected from all directions anyway, wasn't a pleasant thing to do. His face scrunched up as he brought his brows together and blinked in an attempt to get a clearer glance at my face, his mouth already moving:
"If I were you, I would get down from that horse when talking with others…"
My lips quirked into a real smile and some angry muttering could be heard from some of the followers that had rested around us, some of them lowering their eyes, others bowing completely and making the scene before the waiting soldiers of House Aurelian even more odd. What came next wouldn't help them make any more sense out of their day as I leaned forward till my long black hair gave my pale face just enough shadow to be seen more easily, while my hands tightened their grips on their reins and the centurio's eyes widened in faint recognition.
"…you wouldn't if you were me. I don't fancy being put back to sleep in the pod after my subjects took so many dangers on them to revive me. Wouldn't you agree so?"
The words were accompanied by a small arch of my eyebrow and the words were spoken in my best impression of Ciceronian Latin – and from what I had heard in the past days that was more or less the local way of either playing ancient drama's from the age of the Empire or the stuff lore masters and scribes had to translate every day. Together with a better look at my face that might have been too much – because centurio Flavius merely stared for a long unbelieving moment…. before he croaked out Miliatus name and his eyes rolled back into his head as he fainted right on the spot and fell into the dust along his whole length. Lifting my head once more I gave the reigns of my horse a small tug and started to edge it towards the purple line above us, the soldiers seemingly unable to make out what had just happened and using their moment of confusion I pushed myself half way towards them – just out of javelin range as some distant memories helpfully tried to affirm me- and pushed myself up in the stirrups, appearing even taller than I already was as I called out:
"Your centurio seems to have fainted, your medici should look at him."
Some laughter and snickers could be heard behind the tall shield as more and more of the man seemed to be more intent on staring at me than holding their shields as my clear voice carried over the field. Sensing the opportunity, I raised one hand and gestured towards the caravan behind me with one broad sweep, calling out as proudly as I could:
"I am the last Scion of the Empire and the woman you were send out to bring back to Maadoran! If Lord Aurelian is offering you as escort – how could I possible refuse? And what dangers should there be to fear on our way to the fortress city itself?"
Stirring my horse towards the light formation that was covering the street before us, I did make the small curve I had to ride as small as possible, giving each and every last soldier a chance to look at my face and appearance as I came closer and closer to the light infantry that was stopping us. I could see the recognition in their faces, the fear in some and the worship that was thinly hidden by others – it seemed as if my body had shared the same fate as the body of Alexander the Great: a tool to legitimize the rule of others. A testament to the glories of the past and the not-so-living proof that they were minding the old rules, the old family and the Empire itself: even while they carved out their own little fiefdoms and never moved into the direction of unification anyway. Too bad I wasn't death anymore – death martyrs were after all so much more useful than a living one and far less dangerous. I only had a rough picture of just what kind of meaning had been infused into the lifeless body that had been dispensed in stasis for four centuries by the surviving noble houses, but I was ready to use all tools I was given. Having the soldiers before me move back, sink to their knees or simply stare with wide eyes in the manner that someone would do when confronted with a miracle: that was truly a very useful card to play. Raising my hand and then pointing towards the direction the street was taking and which was also the one that would lead to Maadoran now that we have little choice but to follow House Aurelian's soldiers there, I called out:
"What are you waiting for! If we can continue our march till night time we will be in the city in just two days. Form up as vanguard and march as you were commanded, by the will of the Empire!"
The last mantra was shouted louder and seemed to electrify the bodies of the man before me as some started to quickly stumbled backwards and towards the streets, while others tried to hold their position and the officers in this irregular unit seemed to be too evenly ranked to form any other plan – and half of them was already moving to get their man moving under "my" orders, the orders of the last Princess. And thus it had taken nothing more than a horse, a bit of sun, a flair for the dramatic and a loud and honed voice to come through this situation without even a tiny drop of blood being spilled as I surveyed the hasty runners that were send between the three formations, a single stocky figure in purple in the middle of my servants once more standing and pointing at me agitated. A laugh slipped from my lips as I looked around and saw the street clear before me, the irregulars dispersing into a screen before us, while the soldiers slowly came down the dune and seemed just as confused as everyone else around them – but they would obey, one way or another and with a small smile I simply stayed like this: high on my horse and looking over the absolute mess I had created in a few minutes. Wasn't that lovely?
Was I basking in the attention? I sure was, an optio with his feathered helmet was running down to our caravan as the first auxiliary detachment seemed to move into marching formations in a confused state, while the other had send people over to see what was going on too and the legionaries from the dune had started to approach as well, breaking their shield wall in small groups that were surrounding our little caravan from all sides soon, mixing with the ressurectionists and stealing glances at me as I rode back towards my escort with a small smile, reaching down and grasping the waterskin I had been given I rode towards Sideria. The young woman was now busy frantically getting people to carry her grandfather into a tent as he moaned in pain – the not so gentle welcome by an old friend not the right thing for his still fresh wounds- and someone had gotten a bedroll to put under the head of the unconscious centurio.
Jumping of my horse next to them, landing on my worn sandals – I had to loan them as shoes didn't seem to factor into life support systems- and throwing up a bit of dust, I opened the water skin with one hand and then unceremoniously poured part of its content onto the hard but still slack face below me. The effect was nearly immediate, two steel grey eyes opening and staring at me, before a small cry left his throat and he shot upwards, nearly throwing Sideria onto her back as he pushed her hands away and just stared…till I quirked an eyebrow and he took a small step back, seemingly floundering for a moment, which was the right moment to say silkily:
"It was custom for soldiers of the Imperial Army and House Guards to salute before a member of the Royal Family – of course that might have changed but, there weren't many members of the Imperial family to train this with, centurio…."
"Flavius Aventius….your majesty…"
He croaked out, still of balance and falling back into just the right patterns to follow when confronted with nobles and superior officers – something I was quite intent on keeping him think of me. Smirking lightly, I stood straight once more and waited for a moment as he hastily put his right hand over his chest, inclining his head deeply as he called out more clearly:
"Centurio Flavius Aventius, Third century, Guards of Lord Gaelius House Aurelian."
Giving him a small nod I moved back to the horse and swung myself up into the saddle once more, looking at him as I gestured towards his soldiers that were now forming a widely spread group of purple flashes in the brown that was the normal clothing around here. I was just clad that no one had gotten too close to my personal escort yet – otherwise it might have been quite a hassle to explain just why they were wearing still bloodied armour and hastily painted shields that were purple before. If anyone of the soldiers did notice they didn't say so and from the way they were quickly relaxed around the civilians, the soldiers that had attacked us in the temple weren't part of their unit. Giving the officer a small friendly nod I gestured towards the mess I had made out of his manual ambush and called out lightly:
"In the case Centurio Aventius – shouldn't we make haste to reach the fortress of Maadoran as soon as possible? I'm looking forward to seeing the current head of House Aurelian after all."
With a small gestures, I shooed him off towards his man and soon his shouting was audible over the whole wasteland once more as he slowly but steadily pushed and pulled his man apart from my followers, parting them into two formations that were taking formation behind and in front of us, while the lighter elements soon formed a proper vanguard and rear-guard. Pushing my horse forward to my small escort again, I smiled at the people scrambling around below me, waving from time to time and that seemed to be enough to elicit new cheers from them as they had gone from a situation that looked as if they were going to be butchered – to one in which those they had feared, were escorting them through the wasteland, making us an target unassailable to even the most hardened and oversized raiding group – if they weren't downright suicidal that was. My way back took me a bit closer to one of the groups of soldiers that were currently trying to get through in either direction and one of them -with terribly large ears- called out to me:
"Weren't you a Princess when we were send out to get you back – how comes you are Empress now!"
Only a few people away I could see a feathered optio fighting his way through the people and already raising a stick to discipline the soldier. Turning towards the joker once more, I smirked once again and called back:
"The only way you are ever going to make centurio: field promotion! Duck!"
The first answer elected a chuckle from his comrades, the second part only a confused look from him…before a heavy straight wooden stick impacted his shoulder and rung out as his armour rattled with the moment and the laughter only seemed to get louder, before even some of the soldiers broke into cheers as I raised my hand for a wave and then returned to the safety of my mechanical escorts, urging my horse forward…and them falling into step with me only increased the cheering after a moment of blatant surprise from those that hadn't belonged to our initial group.
The soldier that had called the question out to me was now jogging past us, with his Optio breathing down his neck…and still used his free hand to wave once – gaining another hit on the shoulders for his trouble. Smiling ever so lightly I surveyed our now easily five times as large group and tried to fight down the trepidation inside of me. These soldiers were going to get us safely to Maadoran and from there I would have to …improvise, after all there was not only one of the last three remaining houses that was down on its last breath, but also a whole part of the city crumbling and falling to organized crime, but more importantly: there was one of the enemies, a last vestige of the last war and whatever traces of the princess remained in the back of my head was looking forward to taking care of that unfinished business.
I could only agree with a thin lipped smirk of my own.