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Armor of the Elephant

Description: Beneath the soot and oil the elephant-headed fiend used to blacken his armor, it is a gleaming, one might even say ostentatious work in gold and purple marked with symbols of past victories as much as runes of power, though one cannot deny the efficacy of the latter.

Ability: Reinforced Segmented Magic-Eating (Heal 1 point per spell level if you save against a spell) Fullplate (+1)
@Goldfish, according to DP this armor is CL 16 and requires Spell Resistance and Limited Wish to make.

It's Fullplate, and enchanted at that. I think it'd be a good suit of armor for Argo until we can give him an upgrade, and then after that we can either toss it at another Minotaur or one of the Stone Giants.
 
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@Goldfish, according to DP this armor is CL 16 and requires Spell Resistance and Limited Wish to make.

It's Fullplate, and enchanted at that. I think it'd be a good suit of armor for Argo until we can give him an upgrade, and then after that we can either toss it at another Minotaur or one of the Stone Giants.
I have no problem with that. Why not add giving it to him as part of your vote? We can go ahead and assign the Freedom of Movement ring to Richard, too. He'll just need to take off his Swarmbane Ring until we can make it slotless.
 
[X] Accept the surrenders, Baella would wish you to
-[X] Write in terms (optional otherwise defaults to previous cases of capturing slaver ships)
--[X] Confiscate all riches, and living brass arms, armor, and prosthetics
 
I have no problem with that. Why not add giving it to him as part of your vote? We can go ahead and assign the Freedom of Movement ring to Richard, too. He'll just need to take off his Swarmbane Ring until we can make it slotless.
Done. It's not like we'll be facing many swarms out here in the first place.
I think Waymar has the Broken Link right now, he should keep it until Richard has a hand free.
Does he? I don't remember assigning it to anyone.
 
OK, things looks solid. Vote closed.
Adhoc vote count started by DragonParadox on Sep 12, 2018 at 3:11 PM, finished with 226273 posts and 14 votes.

  • [X] Accept the surrenders
    -[X] Same as the crew from the turtle ships, extend an offer of recruitment, but otherwise dump them with basic supplies on a neutral shore
    -[X] All wealth will be confiscated
    -[X] Give Ser Richard the Ring of Freedom of Movement you took from Mammon's Aspect. For now he will wear that instead of the Swarmbane Ring until we can make the Swarmbane Ring slotless.
    -[X] When you get home, remember to give the Armor of the Elephant you took from the Maelephant to Argo.
    [X] Accept the surrenders, Baella would wish you to
    -[X] Write in terms (optional otherwise defaults to previous cases of capturing slaver ships)
    --[X] Confiscate all riches, and living brass arms, armor, and prosthetics.
    [X] Finish the fight, death in battle or upon a weirwood's roots is the least they deserve
    [X] Accept the surrenders, Baella would wish you to
    -[X] Write in terms (optional otherwise defaults to previous cases of capturing slaver ships)
    --[X] Confiscate all riches, and living brass arms, armor, and prosthetics.
    -[x] Efreeti prisoners goes to the Shaitan. Turtled ones ro sacrifice.
    [X] Accept the surrenders, Baella would wish you to
    [x] their crimes will be individually judged, if they are just Whalers they will be treated as captured slavers, if they consort with fiends or such they will be sacrificed.
 
[X] Duesal
That captain, begging for a wish to save him once he realized he had no other hope.
I wonder if we could send his family an appropiate epitaph:
"He went down begging for a mortal to use his wish, like the filthiest of whores".
 
We have to diplomance him first, but by the way the thread's cronic divination paranoia is blowing (justified or not) it seems we wont have any loyalist lordly interaction until the invasion is mere days away.

I dont care much for that and would even go so far as to try working something out with DP if its true. We're outgrowing Planetos and soon most ASOAIF politics/intrigues will be less and less relevant. Can't we just enjoy what little remains of it before we outgrow it completely guys? Lanna going with a checklist and communing every House's loyalty from the Wall to Dorne makes watsonian sense, but from a doylist perspective it just kills westerosi intrigue, and two thirds of the more unique half of this crossover.
I wanted to give this some thought before replying.

The thing is, I ultimately fully agree with you. Westeros has fallen from the great goal to another item on the docket. Our recent successes in Essos and the shift to Planar politics, while Westeros is still struggling with simple magic, has seen to that.

So, with Westeros being at best a side-quest by now, why don't we just do it? What is exactly the horror scenario that could happen here? After this month, the Wildfyre under Kings Landing will have been dealt with. We are already trading potshots with the Lannisters and the Maesters. So what is the worst that could happen if one of our turned lords gets divined?

Assassination? Big deal. We still have a net gain if not every single one gets killed and ultimately, we don't have to care about them at all.
Increased Lannister activity against us? So?


So... why not?
 
I wanted to give this some thought before replying.

The thing is, I ultimately fully agree with you. Westeros has fallen from the great goal to another item on the docket. Our recent successes in Essos and the shift to Planar politics, while Westeros is still struggling with simple magic, has seen to that.

So, with Westeros being at best a side-quest by now, why don't we just do it? What is exactly the horror scenario that could happen here? After this month, the Wildfyre under Kings Landing will have been dealt with. We are already trading potshots with the Lannisters and the Maesters. So what is the worst that could happen if one of our turned lords gets divined?

Assassination? Big deal. We still have a net gain if not every single one gets killed and ultimately, we don't have to care about them at all.
Increased Lannister activity against us? So?


So... why not?

The only thing stopping us is that we want the Legions trained up and the Three Daughters under our thumb. But mainly the necessity of needing the Legions trained up.

Once that's done, and it should only be a few months at most, there is nothing Robert can do to stop us.
 
The only thing stopping us is that we want the Legions trained up and the Three Daughters under our thumb. But mainly the necessity of needing the Legions trained up.

Once that's done, and it should only be a few months at most, there is nothing Robert can do to stop us.
The point was made long ago that the only thing in Westeros that can even try to force our hand is the loyalists being stupid and rebelling early.
And even that we could wait out at little cost.

So no, waiting for the Legion to be ready and the daughters settled and peaceful is a way to optimise, to get the most out of the conquest.
By no means a necessity.
 
The point was made long ago that the only thing in Westeros that can even try to force our hand is the loyalists being stupid and rebelling early.
And even that we could wait out at little cost.

So no, waiting for the Legion to be ready and the daughters settled and peaceful is a way to optimise, to get the most out of the conquest.
By no means a necessity.
Nothing is a strict necessity.

That doesn't mean I don't want a full Legion to land with.

It's one thing to slap aside armies with just Viserys and the Companions, but the Legion is what we're going to use to bring the lands to order.

This aside, we've already got next month booked anyway. There's the Orb of Dragonkind (Red) to hunt down to make sure nobody else ever gets their hands on it, there's the conquest of Lys and Myr to finalize which I'm pretty sure is happening next month, etc.

Westeros isn't a sidequest, it's going to need its own dedicated action, possibly one for each kingdom if we're unlucky, and this is before we take into account the Lannisters, the Seven, the Fey, and the Devils.
 
The delays on getting Westeros have mostly been caused by us being perfectionists wanting to get all our ducks in a row so the kingdom is as intact as possible when we get it. Ultimately, this is un-necessary and we can get it more or less any time we want.
 
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Nothing is a strict necessity.

That doesn't mean I don't want a full Legion to land with.

It's one thing to slap aside armies with just Viserys and the Companions, but the Legion is what we're going to use to bring the lands to order.
I didn't suggest to land without a Legion.

I meant we can just wait until we have one ready and all we loose are some stupid and overeager Lords.
Westeros can't force us to invade at their shedule.
 
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If we end up making a trophy to commemorate our victory over the whalers, it should look like this:
A Brass statue of an Efreeti noble, postrated at the feet of a mortal slave, his hands clutching the ends of the mortal's tunic, a supplicant expression on his face as he stares with an open mouth. At the feet of the statue lies a single inscription:
"Use me"
@Duesal
 
The only thing stopping us is that we want the Legions trained up and the Three Daughters under our thumb. But mainly the necessity of needing the Legions trained up.

Once that's done, and it should only be a few months at most, there is nothing Robert can do to stop us.
But that's the point. If we go by the measure "can Robert stop us", then we are ready.

It would certainly be a lot easier if we have more Legions, Anti-Grav vessels and a bridge to Dorne, but all these things could achieve is making the campaign easier. There is no doubt about the winner anymore, just about the size of the pile of bodies necessary to get that into peoples skulls.

And take note, approaching other houses should be done ahead of the invasion so that they have time to prepare for it. Otherwise, they are even more useless then they already are. Neither would approaching those houses mean we have to kick off the invasion right now.

In the updated timetable, we will take Lys and Myr in two months. Right after that, we will fold Volantis, Mantarys and Tolos into our realm.
With the added recruitment from the Disputed Lands this month, we might get 2 or 3 legions trained up until then. We can further augment our forces by folding the Volantene army into the Legion and snatching up thousands of Unsullied like in Tyrosh.

We can, with a bit of shuffling and by exploiting pre-trained recruitment pools, field 6 to 8 Legions in as little as five months.
That's 60,000 to 80,000 men under arms.

To that come 30,000 Dornish, I would guess 10,000 to 20,000 Valemen if Bronze Jon is doing good work. The forces of Tolos and Mantarys should probably stay were they are and defend the eastern borders, but we may or may not get Braavos to lend a hand.

Oh yeah. And we have Viserys "I like the smell of burning armies in the morning" Targaryen. Lya and Dany could do quite tremendous damage with the right load-outs.

If we take a gamble, we can call a kingsmoot in the Iron Isles, murder everything Drowny there and then plant Asha on the throne to add the Ironborn to our forces. They sure as hell will like the sound of raiding Lannisport.

So yeah. We got that one in the bag.
 
If we take a gamble, we can call a kingsmoot in the Iron Isles, murder everything Drowny there and then plant Asha on the throne to add the Ironborn to our forces. They sure as hell will like the sound of raiding Lannisport.
I dunno, Rodrick the Reader is a cool guy and it would probably be simple to convince him to swear fealty and put Asha in charge. Let's talk to him first before we do anything drastic, unless I'm mistaken and someone else rules the Iron Islands.
 
I dunno, Rodrick the Reader is a cool guy and it would probably be simple to convince him to swear fealty and put Asha in charge. Let's talk to him first before we do anything drastic, unless I'm mistaken and someone else rules the Iron Islands.
Rodrick is only a regent. There has been no Kingsmoot called and no new Lord Paramount crowned after Balon bit the dust and Theon was nowhere to be found. The idea was to foster Asha in Winterfell until a good noble materialized to rule the place with her as a puppet, thus eradicating the Greyjoy line entirely.

So, yeah. Definitely talk to him, since he isn't legally able to stop Asha from being crowned and I have sincere doubts if he would even be willing to do so.

Edit: He is, in fact, one of the people we should really talk to soonish, since murdering a bunch of Drowny priests is a good B-Party mission. Especially our Erinyes would fit there, what with Greater Teleport at will letting them cover a lot of ground.
 
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