...

Just remember.

You put this evil on me.

[X] On the one hand, you're more than willing to let them pick their choice of some animal body, basic as can be and without added templates, probably a touch less magical than most of the servitors you make use of.
-[X] On the other hand, while not impossible, it's a tad harder to be economically productive citizens with no hands.
--[X] Luckily, you say, donning your best saleman's pitch, the Valyrians had just the thing lying around, if any are interested...
...I can't believe you have done this. Oh no Valyria why...
 
...

Just remember.

You put this evil on me.

[X] On the one hand, you're more than willing to let them pick their choice of some animal body, basic as can be and without added templates, probably a touch less magical than most of the servitors you make use of.
-[X] On the other hand, while not impossible, it's a tad harder to be economically productive citizens with no hands.
--[X] Luckily, you say, donning your best saleman's pitch, the Valyrians had just the thing lying around, if any are interested...
What? Dude, those suck. By all means make it an option, but please keep those from the original plan as well, my proposals included.

They have to be minimum of CR 3, BTW, so one of those would need a bunch of Racial HD and/or templates to reach that threshold.
 
What? Dude, those suck. By all means make it an option, but please keep those from the original plan as well, my proposals included.

They have to be minimum of CR 3, BTW, so one of those would need a bunch of Racial HD and/or templates to reach that threshold.
I mean, if you have any more humanoid suggestions, feel free. Will add your plan as an option, too, conditional on oaths.
 
[X] Accept their offer, pathfinding for bodies.
-[X] Basic animal chassis with sufficient racial HD for CR 3 adjustment offered toward any who specifically wishes to become a bog-standard citizen and immigrate into your realm.
--[X] To anyone else who wishes to specifically become one of your oathsworn, you offer one of three basic combat forms mentioned in @Goldfish's plan.
---[X] On the one hand, you're more than willing to let them pick their choice of some animal body, basic as can be and without added templates, probably a touch less magical than most of the servitors you make use of. While not impossible, it's a tad harder to be economically productive citizens with no hands.
----[X] Luckily, you say, donning your best saleman's pitch, the Valyrians had just the thing lying around, if any are interested... (Advanced Template + additional racial HD for CR 3)
 
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If we're going full nonsense, how about Therianthropes? I'm sure lesser fey would find the idea of being wolfweres hilarious, and being an asswere is almost as good.
As they are shapeshifters, this would require some research. Probably not a lot of research as we have at least two examples fed into the forge by this point, but a small progress cost at least.
 
DragonParadox, why is this omake in the main story threadmarks instead of media or something?
I'm not sure what you are talking about. I definitely did not mess up when threadmarking that nonsense and shoved it into the wrong category. Absolutely not. :grin2:
Dunno what they are elsewhere. In this thread, those are Tuogous. Azel designed them as... I honestly don't know what for, but they roam SD and Snake Port nowadays.
A mix of aquatic defenders, pets and decorative pond inhabitants.

It wasn't my original idea though. Somebody brought the picture and asked if we could make those, so I made some stats to go along with it.
 
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Did DP mention what counter-play this move by Winter will allow the Old Gods? They went and shanked the heir to House Stark, and then spirited away his soul to boot.
 
It wouldn't be a Ceresi plan if it didn't cause all kinds of "wonderful" side effects just by happening now would it.
 
The Old Gods already had they play. Bloodraven trapped the Winter fey that killed Robert in a soul gem than the Old Gods ate it.

That seems... unequal? The Fey are all about narrative weight, aren't they? Is some (seemingly) random Winter Fey that Cersei pulled out of her ass equal to an heir of House Stark, who have been a key piece of and for the Old Gods for milennia?
 
That seems... unequal? The Fey are all about narrative weight, aren't they? Is some (seemingly) random Winter Fey that Cersei pulled out of her ass equal to an heir of House Stark, who have been a key piece of and for the Old Gods for milennia?

It's not really random, the fey was an asset in the south, that was worth something out of proportion with her (not inconsiderable) personal power. Robb was from a important lineage, he was still a ten year old kid.
 
Vote closed. Sorry for the delay guys, busy IRL.
Adhoc vote count started by DragonParadox on Dec 2, 2020 at 10:07 AM, finished with 69 posts and 20 votes.

  • [X] Accept their offer, pathfinding for bodies.
    -[X] Basic animal chassis with sufficient racial HD for CR 3 adjustment offered toward any who specifically wishes to become a bog-standard citizen and immigrate into your realm.
    --[X] To anyone else who wishes to specifically become one of your oathsworn, you offer one of three basic combat forms mentioned in @Goldfish's plan.
    ---[X] On the one hand, you're more than willing to let them pick their choice of some animal body, basic as can be and without added templates, probably a touch less magical than most of the servitors you make use of. While not impossible, it's a tad harder to be economically productive citizens with no hands.
    ----[X] Luckily, you say, donning your best saleman's pitch, the Valyrians had just the thing lying around, if any are interested... (Advanced Template + additional racial HD for CR 3)
    [X]
 
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