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A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover

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Also, @egoo, instead of using Blood Wish, Viserys could instead use Miracle. That would prevent two points of Charisma damage and the subsequent Diplomacy bonus reduction of -1.
 
Anyone know a good recipe for cheese chowder?
I figured I might as well make cook something from all the 🧀 this plan is producing.
 
I've noticed a trend in the thread that we have switched from referring to him as "Burny" and instead call him R'hllor.

If that isn't indicative of something, I don't know what is.
 
Crake said:
I've noticed a trend in the thread that we have switched from referring to him as "Burny" and instead call him R'hllor.

If that isn't indicative of something, I don't know what is.
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It helps that we found him to be on our side.

On the other hand the lady of spears went from "potential ally" to "target" pretty damn quick.
 
ryuan said:
It helps that we found him to be on our side.

On the other hand the lady of spears went from "potential ally" to "target" pretty damn quick.
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Well, the thread doesn't believe itself to be more intelligent than Asmodeus. Who is basically Aizen on Steroids to our Doctor Doom.

So as a rule of thumb we have steered away from taking anything but the nuclear option with anything associated with him.

It doesn't help that he has his fingers all over Valyria getting fucked over, so giving him time to work the soft approach with us seems kinda silly.
 
The thread sure does love it's epic speeches, look at this turnout :V
Adhoc vote count started by egoo on Nov 2, 2020 at 2:05 PM, finished with 62 posts and 21 votes.
  • [X] Plan Hyper-Blasphemy
    -[X] Give a speech from the bridge of the Dauntless, transmitted to the Mirror Vision network and all vessels on the PoF, being buffed beyond all reason and then some more, throwing around Mythic power as necessary.
    -[X] Proclaim this war a righteous one, for it goes against a false goddess seeking to ensnare the minds of souls of upstanding Imperial citizens and to see the world bathed in flame and madness to sate her own greed and desire for cruelty.
    -[X] Explain how Ymeri intruded into Volantis, killing many and stealing their souls, while plotting to enslave or to destroy the entire city.
    -[X] Thus, it can only be just for the Imperium to join the effort and to render aid in this goal, for the greatest promise, no, the greatest duty of the Imperium is to protect and guide it's citizens, and to fight those who seek to harm them, mind, body and soul.
    -[X] This is why you passed laws in regards to religions. This is why you endorsed the gods who uphold their promises and protect those who pledge themselves to them, and why you fight the false gods, the demons and the pit who seek to devour all that is good and righteous. It is not chicanery or tyranny, but direst necessity.
    -[X] Praise the Inquisition for their role as the vanguard in this battle and the faiths of the Imperium for safeguarding the souls of their followers.
    -[X] The realm must stand as one to not fall prey to these creatures that seek only to exploit and abuse. And together, the citizens of the realm united, fighting sight by side with the righteous, will see her armies slain and her victims avenged. For slaying the Red God's faithful, she must face the fire of his angels. For slaying citizens of the people of Volantis, she must face the iron might of the Imperium.
    [X] No, wait until the armies have joined or even the battle has been decided
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egoo said:
The thread sure does love it's epic speeches, look at this turnout :V
Adhoc vote count started by egoo on Nov 2, 2020 at 2:05 PM, finished with 62 posts and 21 votes.
  • [X] Plan Hyper-Blasphemy
    -[X] Give a speech from the bridge of the Dauntless, transmitted to the Mirror Vision network and all vessels on the PoF, being buffed beyond all reason and then some more, throwing around Mythic power as necessary.
    -[X] Proclaim this war a righteous one, for it goes against a false goddess seeking to ensnare the minds of souls of upstanding Imperial citizens and to see the world bathed in flame and madness to sate her own greed and desire for cruelty.
    -[X] Explain how Ymeri intruded into Volantis, killing many and stealing their souls, while plotting to enslave or to destroy the entire city.
    -[X] Thus, it can only be just for the Imperium to join the effort and to render aid in this goal, for the greatest promise, no, the greatest duty of the Imperium is to protect and guide it's citizens, and to fight those who seek to harm them, mind, body and soul.
    -[X] This is why you passed laws in regards to religions. This is why you endorsed the gods who uphold their promises and protect those who pledge themselves to them, and why you fight the false gods, the demons and the pit who seek to devour all that is good and righteous. It is not chicanery or tyranny, but direst necessity.
    -[X] Praise the Inquisition for their role as the vanguard in this battle and the faiths of the Imperium for safeguarding the souls of their followers.
    -[X] The realm must stand as one to not fall prey to these creatures that seek only to exploit and abuse. And together, the citizens of the realm united, fighting sight by side with the righteous, will see her armies slain and her victims avenged. For slaying the Red God's faithful, she must face the fire of his angels. For slaying citizens of the people of Volantis, she must face the iron might of the Imperium.
    [X] No, wait until the armies have joined or even the battle has been decided
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Worse. It's both an epic speech and total blasphemy.

As far as the thread is concerned, that's a pound of finest Colombian blow just sitting there and quietly calling to them.
 
To be fair, at 120+ diplomacy score you're on the range where you can actually diplomance actual gods in normal D&D
 
After this I can totally see other Imperial Gods start negotiating with Viserys for his support in their own divine wars. It's the ultimate advertisement campaign.

Old Gods: HAHAHA, WE HIRED HIM FIRST!!!
 
Vote closed.
Adhoc vote count started by DragonParadox on Nov 2, 2020 at 2:58 PM, finished with 71 posts and 24 votes.
  • [X] Plan Hyper-Blasphemy
    -[X] Give a speech from the bridge of the Dauntless, transmitted to the Mirror Vision network and all vessels on the PoF, being buffed beyond all reason and then some more, throwing around Mythic power as necessary.
    -[X] Proclaim this war a righteous one, for it goes against a false goddess seeking to ensnare the minds of souls of upstanding Imperial citizens and to see the world bathed in flame and madness to sate her own greed and desire for cruelty.
    -[X] Explain how Ymeri intruded into Volantis, killing many and stealing their souls, while plotting to enslave or to destroy the entire city.
    -[X] Thus, it can only be just for the Imperium to join the effort and to render aid in this goal, for the greatest promise, no, the greatest duty of the Imperium is to protect and guide it's citizens, and to fight those who seek to harm them, mind, body and soul.
    -[X] This is why you passed laws in regards to religions. This is why you endorsed the gods who uphold their promises and protect those who pledge themselves to them, and why you fight the false gods, the demons and the pit who seek to devour all that is good and righteous. It is not chicanery or tyranny, but direst necessity.
    -[X] Praise the Inquisition for their role as the vanguard in this battle and the faiths of the Imperium for safeguarding the souls of their followers.
    -[X] The realm must stand as one to not fall prey to these creatures that seek only to exploit and abuse. And together, the citizens of the realm united, fighting sight by side with the righteous, will see her armies slain and her victims avenged. For slaying the Red God's faithful, she must face the fire of his angels. For slaying citizens of the people of Volantis, she must face the iron might of the Imperium.
    [X] No, wait until the armies have joined or even the battle has been decided
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