Except for the no, everything you said made me get the warm and fuzzies, its what she deserves. I just want her to keep being miserable until she gets there.

I guess she has never done something personally enough for Viserys to hijack her soul when she dies and really put her somewhere even worse for her eternal suffering. I mean maggot eating filth is great, it really is. I feel as a community we can think up something worse for her though, just not IC for Viserys to go through all that work for the Lannister bitch.

I kinda have a punishment in mind where we subcontract the Maggot Pit in Avernus and make someone a Lemure after death, and use it as our personal punching bag for the rest of eternity. We need a way to vent outfrom time to time.

But it is not our style, and Viserys has no IC reason to hate Cersei so much. Honestly, she is just a pawn right now, and it is only OOC knowledge that makes us hate her that much.
 
Viserys hardly hates anyone, even if he has more reason to than most. Like his earlier circumstances sucked, but his life is great right now.
 
Viserys hardly hates anyone, even if he has more reason to than most. Like his earlier circumstances sucked, but his life is great right now.

Well.... There are always Quasits... and I still remember those damn swamp fey in Bravoos that got away. Surely Viserys can hate them just a little. They are after all some of the few enemies that have ever escaped him in the end lol
 
[X] Azel

Yessssss, more gasoline on the fire, more!!! Also, I don't see the point in being angry towards Cersei. Honestly, we have much more "evil" people in our employ. She's positioned herself as our enemy and is in a high enough position to warrant death, but honestly vitriol is kinda passe imo.
 
[X] Azel

Yessssss, more gasoline on the fire, more!!! Also, I don't see the point in being angry towards Cersei. Honestly, we have much more "evil" people in our employ. She's positioned herself as our enemy and is in a high enough position to warrant death, but honestly vitriol is kinda passe imo.
She's mostly just a useful tool for our plans at this point. There is no better person to sully the Lannister name than Cersei.
 
Well I tried, admit that it was a longshot to begin with. I just really don't like her.

I guess I will have to live with her death, her family name ruined and her suffering eternal damnation.

Its really the small things that makes you happy.

[X] Azel
 
Now, that is unfair. We have always stuck to the letter of our deals.
First visit in Lys, we promised those mercenaries a specific part (not sure which part, maybe third or half) of all treasures we claim together.
After killing Daario and looting his stuff we proceded to give them some lump-sum and keep all the shiny magic for ourselves.

That deal was broken.
 
Did they agree to the alteration of that deal or did we tell them that we are altering the deal and that they should pray we do not alter it further? It was so long ago I genuinely do not remember.
 
First visit in Lys, we promised those mercenaries a specific part (not sure which part, maybe third or half) of all treasures we claim together.
After killing Daario and looting his stuff we proceded to give them some lump-sum and keep all the shiny magic for ourselves.

That deal was broken.
Bah, the leader of that mercenary group said she'd work for us, and then she ditched us when we went to the Stepstones.
 
[X] Azel

I'm just really excited for wedding planning at some point in the near(ish) future!
 
I'm just really excited for wedding planning at some point in the near(ish) future!
Speaking of wedding planning, did the thread have any idea how to conduct it? Because using any type of religious ceremony strikes me as a bad idea, but at the same time I want an appropiate level of pomp and circumstance.
 
Wasn't there an overly-elaborate plan to have Viserys' wedding be blessed by all of our Pantheon, and have it be symbolically/narratively rooted in all of elemental planes?

Mind, I'm not saying we should do that one. I always felt awkward about it personally, but I do remember a lot of people wanting it..?
 
If we don't throw the biggest party currently happening anywhere but the most decadent Abyssal Plane, I will throw a fucking riot.
 
Of course we will. Throwing an Imperial wedding is the equivalent of t-posing on the entire world.
These thing should be done properly or not at all.
 
Vote closed.
Adhoc vote count started by DragonParadox on Oct 11, 2020 at 7:34 AM, finished with 86 posts and 19 votes.

  • [X] More Diplomacy! More Invasion! Also, some regicide!
    -[X] Diplomacy
    --[X] Have Roderick the Reader start the diplomatic efforts to organize a secret Kingsmoot in the Iron Isles in the middle of the 4th month. Justification would be Roderick seeing the need for a clear and strong leadership of the Iron Isles, since Westeros is visibly coming apart at the seams these days, and the secrecy being necessary to prevent foreign meddling.
    --[X] Have your Riverlander collaborators try to nudge Hoster Tully to leave Riverrun with a small contingent of loyal knights to support Lysa Arryn, as raising the banners in the current situation will be all but impossible and might cause so much chaos that he can't help her at all, leaving Riverrun in the capable hands of Edmure Tully.
    -[X] Invasion
    --[X] Ask Dalla to scout for a well-hidden valley near the Bloody Gate that can be used as a staging ground for a Darkenbeast company.
    ---[X] From now until the end of the invasion, loan her a shadowforged mindblank ring.
    --[X] Ask Doran Martell to look for a well-hidden valley in the Red Mountains that can be used as a staging ground for a Darkenbeast company to attack the Marcher Lords.
    --[X] Send a team of engineers to assess the state of Harrenhall and to make plans on how it can be rapidly refurbished with Titan Tools to serve as a major base for the Legion and the Airforce.
    -[X] Far reaching things:
    --[X] Tell Bloodraven that Robert Baratheon has also outlived his usefulness. He can help Cersei kill him in a way that should be blatantly obvious to be the work of the Lannisters.
    --[X] Announce your coronation for the 30th of the 4th month.
    [X] More Diplomacy! More Invasion! Also, some regicide!
 
Interlude CMXIX: Of Lords and Heirs
Of Lords and Heirs

Second Day of the Third Month

Pyke, the Iron Islands

Rodrik the Reader, Head of House Harlw and Lord Regent of the Iron Islands in the name of its 'absent lady', had precious few things to smile about these past days. He had learned too many things about his people, his land and the very sea that surrounded these shores to have much cause for cheer. Yet as he left the dark narrow chamber where a spell-forged brazier was kept, unknown by any but his most leal, tried and tested allies, he smiled like a man in on the best jest of the century.

"Time to welcome the King over the water?" Ser Harras did not mince words, not here.

"We are going to have a Kingsmoot, Harras," the older lord chuckled. More seriously he added. "Gods hope that it will be the last of them."

"Well that is one way to settle the old guard, the ones who haven't had their brains turn to mush at least," the knight of Grey Garden replied, hand going to the sword of Valyrian steel at his belt. His own pledge like his uncle's was older than the sword, but it was good to feel the weight of it there, a solid reminder in a world that so often came unmoored.

False ravens went out into the stormy sky.

***​

Fifth Day of the Third Month

No natter how wretched talk and scurrilous songs would have it, Edmure Tully was no man's fool and this stank like a three day old trout. Months of growing tensions in the southeast, bandits rebels and faeries under every rock, with the lords doing less and less about any of it and now his father got a surge of support pushing him to go help Lisa, but quietly they said.

Blackwood, Keath, Roote and Smallwood, they hardly had anything tying them together and as his father had pointed out Lord Blackwood wouldn't dare try any treachery with the Brackens ready to swoop in, but the fact remained that pulling the Lord Paramount of the Riverlands from his keep with only a small escort was the perfect recipe for mischief in these troubled times.

"I don't think you should go, father. Lysa can see to Robert's inheritance..." At his father's disappointment look he snapped. "Well she's made her bed now she has to lay in it. What's the purpose to setting the Riverands aflame?"

"You act as though there won't be any Tully here to watch over the lands," the lord chided.

"Do you know how easy it would be for someone to kidnap you on the road and blame the damn wildlings?" Edmure would not let up. "There are wizards out there who can span the whole of Westeros in three spells, turn unseen with a word and snatch you up with another one."

"And how much longer do you think we'll rule if I act like I'm afraid to go outside my own gates beyond these 'wards' your pet wizard said he found?" The words had the sound of a well-worn argument. "No one 'took me' on the way to King's Landing or back, and they won't now."

"Well there weren't giant metal things in the sky scouting for a bloody invasion, were there?" Edmure said darkly. For a moment the solar was quiet enough to hear a pin drop. Neither of them had mentioned the possibility of an invasion from Essos in so many words over the past few days, but you did not have to be a soothsayer to guess it. "Look, I can go to the Vale and support Lysa as best I can, smuggle her out if need be, and you can be here where the ravens can find you at need."

"Smuggle her out?" Hoster Tully paled. "You can't be thinking...?"

"I'm thinking I want to keep my sister alive than dead, and if that's means getting her out from under the eye of Templeton and his lunatics that is what I'm doing," And it was the last promise I made to uncle Brynden, he thought but did not say. Grief had worn away some of his father's anger at his uncle, but not all of it.

"Alright then, go," the old lord sighed. Edmure thought that was all he was getting out of him, but as he was closing the door he heard. "Warrior guide you and Crone watch over you," Something told Edmure he would need both.

Alas for him it was other gods who had been watching more closely. On the windowsill a crow who had been sitting just a bit too still took startled wing, just as an ancient mind flew swifter still on winds of dream and memory.

Do you change any plans in light of Edmure going in Hoster's place?

[] Yes
-[] Write in

[] No, things are proceeding well enough

[] Write in


OOC: Low rolls for Riverlands manipulations unfortunately, but since Hoster was already inclined to act all that meant was that he would not be going himself.
 
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[X] No, this is perfect. Edmure is someone who you can manipulate with relative ease compared to the Old Trout, place almost any false trail in front of him and he will seek it out. Maybe you should send Danar and Alyssa, old friends, to lead him along that path? Consequentially, if they hope for Edmure to be alive by the end of things, it's better if they keep an eye on him from behind.
 
OOC: Low rolls for Riverlands manipulations unfortunately, but since Hoster was already inclined to act all that meant was that he would not be going himself. Not yet edited.
Bracken and Blackwood: "We think you should go."

Bracken, turning to Blackwood: "No, that's... terrible. He'll never believe it."

Blackwood: "You're probably right. What if I said "I think you should go." He'll probably think I'm squaring up with you again."

Bracken: "..."

Blackwood: "Bracken?"

Bracken: "I just felt a chill go up my spine, since I figured that was literally the plan."

Blackwood: "I'm not that eager to fight!"

Bracken: "You're grinning like a madman."

Blackwood: "I'm just looking forward to the look on Hoster's face at the end of it all, you know?"
 
Of Lords and Heirs

Second Day of the Third Month

Pyke, the Iron Islands

Rodrick the Reader, Head of House Harlw and Lord Regent of the Iron Islands in the name of its 'absent lady', had precious few things to smile about these past days. He had learned too many things about his people, his land, and the very sea that surrounded these shores to have much cause for cheer. Yet as he left the dark narrow chamber where a spell-forged brazier was kept, unknown by any but his most leal, most tried and tested allies, he smiled like a man in on the best jest of the century.

"Time to welcome the king over the water?" Ser Haras did not mince words, not here.

"We are going to have a kingsmoot, Haras," the older lord chuckled. More seriously he added, "Gods give that it will be the last of them."

"Well that is one way to settle the old guard. The ones who haven't had their brains turned to mush, at least," the knight of the Grey Garden replied, hand going to the sword of Valyrian Steel at his belt. His own pledge, like his uncle's, was older than the sword, but it was good to feel the weight of it there, a solid reminder in a world that so often came unmoored.

False ravens went out into the stormy sky.

***​

Fifth Day of the Third Month

No natter how wretched talk and scurrilous songs would have it, Edmure Tully was no man's fool, and this stank like a three day old trout. Months of growing tensions in the southeast, bandits, rebels, and faeries under every rock, with the lords doing less and less about any of it and now his father got a surge of support pushing him to go help Lysa, but quietly they said.

Blackwood, Keath, Roote, and Smallwood, they hardly had anything tying them together and as his father had pointed out, Lord Blackwood wouldn't dare try any treachery with the Brackens ready to swoop in, but the fact remained that pulling the Lord Paramount of the Riverlands from his keep with only a small escort was the perfect recipe for mischief in these troubled times.

"I don't think you should go, father, Lysa can see to Robert's inheritance..." At his father's disappointed look, he snapped, "Well, she's made her bed and now she has to lay in it. What's the purpose to setting the Riverands aflame?"

"You act as though there won't be any Tully here to watch over the keep and lands," the lord chided.

"Do you know how easy it would be for someone to kidnap you on the road and blame the damn wildlings?" Edmure would not let up. "There are wizards out there who can span the whole of Westeros in three spells, turn unseen with a word, and snatch you up with another one."

"And how much longer do you think we'll rule if I act like I'm afraid to go out my own gates beyond these 'wards' your pet wizard said he found?" The words had the sound of a well-worn argument. "No one 'took me' on the way to King's Landing or back, and they won't now."

"Well, there weren't giant metal things in the sky scouting for a bloody invasion were there?" Edmure said darkly. For a moment the solar was quiet enough to hear a pin drop. Neither of them had mentioned the possibility of an invasion from Essos in so many words over the past few days, but you did not have to be a soothsayer to guess it. "Look, I can go to the Vale and support Lysa as best I can, smuggle her out if need be, and you can be here where the ravens can find you at need."

"Smuggle her out?" Hoster Tully paled. "You can't be thinking...?"

"I'm thinking I want to keep my sister alive rather than dead, and if that's means getting her out from under the eye of Templeton and his lunatics, that is what I'm doing." And it was the last promise I made to uncle Brynden, he thought but did not say. Grief had worn away some of his father's anger at his uncle's loss, but not all of it.

"Alright then, go," the old lord sighed. Edmure thought that was all he was getting out of him, but as he was closing the door he heard, "Warrior guide you and Crone watch over you." Something told Edmure he would need both.

Alas for him, it was other gods who had been watching more closely. On the windowsill a crow who had been sitting just a bit too still took startled wing, just as an ancient mind flew swifter still on winds of dream and memory.

Do you change any plans in light of Edmure going in Hoster's place?

[] Yes
-[] Write in

[] No, things are proceeding well enough

[] Write in


OOC: Low rolls for Riverlands manipulations unfortunately, but since Hoster was already inclined to act all that meant was that he would not be going himself. Not yet edited.
Here's an edited version of the chapter, DP.
 
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