A Stark in Winterfell (ASoIaF/MCU)

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Bran 1


Brandon Stark lay by the Heart tree of Winterfell and fervently prayed to every god he...
Chapter 1
Bran 1


Brandon Stark lay by the Heart tree of Winterfell and fervently prayed to every god he knew for salvation. He didn't pray for his dead father's soul or the safety of his brother gone to war. No, his prayers were for an entirely selfish desire to be made whole. Bran felt the shame burning inside him but wouldn't, couldn't stop himself. He spoke words that he didn't understand taught to him by Old Nan and cut his hand with a knife, drizzling warm blood into the frigid pool of water next to the ancient weirwood tree.


To his surprise, there was a response from the pool. Bubbles formed as if it were boiling and a dark shape began it's slow rise from the depths. It resolved itself into the form of a man in strange attire, bedecked in jewels like Essosi sellswords are supposed to wear. Bran had never seen so many diamonds in one place before, let alone whatever his strange bracelet and blue earring were made of. Putting all of that to shame was the craftsmanship of his tunic, the terrifying face of a monster and the words Black Sabbath were emblazoned with true artistry.


Bran thought the man drowned but he suddenly awoke and furiously swam towards the far shore in a panic. He scrabbled onto pale roots and surveyed the godswood with narrowed eyes. With a gag, he vomited crystal water all over his clothes. He sighed loudly and pulled out a bizarre rectangle that lit up with a bright glow. Magic! It has to be a glass candle like in Maester Luwin's stories, that's the only method of producing light without flame. Well, that and lightning but not even the greatest sorcerer could harness that. The boy's excitement at meeting a wizard is audible.


"What's wrong, kid? Never seen a grown man puke himself before?" The stranger asks with a thick accent and a smirk.


Bran realized then that a stranger was in Winterfell and he had not been greeted by the Stark. He hauled himself up into as dignified a sitting position as he could manage. This is terrible, his first time as the Stark in winterfell and he's already insulted a guest. Father would be so disappointed.


"I am Brandon Stark of Winterfell. I offer bread and salt."


"Tony Stark, from Long Island. I'm not really keen on bread and salt, kid. More of a turkey sandwich and whisky kinda guy."


"I've never heard of this Long Island before but all who bear the name of Stark are welcome in Winterfell. The bread and salt is a customary gesture indicating that you are now my guest."


"Yeah, you wouldn't have heard of it. The place is about, oh, 800 sextillion leagues in that general direction. We like to call it Earth."


He pointed towards the stars themselves as he speaks. What manner of sorcerer had he summoned?


"I...I see. How do you know that? Is it because of your magic?"


"There's no such thing as magic. It's just using an advanced understanding of the universe for your own benefit, whether it's using a Starkphone or hurling lightning with cosmic energy. I figured out that I was on another planet because of my advanced technology. Now, are we done playing 20 questions or did you rip me away from home just for small talk?"


Lord Tony talks so strangely that Bran thought he misunderstood. If there is no magic, how did he get here? Perhaps he just calls it something different, technology must be his word for sorcery. Bran silently vows to learn the secrets of technology.


"I'm sorry, I don't know how you got here. I said some words and sacrificed some blood to the heart tree and here you are. Maester Luwin says that magic died with old Valyria. I...I just wanted my legs to work again so badly. It shouldn't have worked."


"Well clearly it did work. Now I'm stuck here until you learn how to send me back or I uplift society enough to build a spaceship. So, I'll make a deal. If I fix you, will you swear to study as hard as you can?"


He wonders idly what a spaceship is before being overwhelmed by the offer. Bran's two greatest wishes were being offered for no cost. At least, no cost that he could discern.


"Yes! I swear it on the Old Gods and the New."


"Alright, kid. I'll need a laboratory, a forge, glassblowing tools, some live rats, dinner, and all the alcohol you can find."


That's a worrying list of things to need. Magical rituals are strange affairs but Bran had to know more.


"How exactly are you going to fix me, Lord Tony?"


"Don't worry, It's harmless. Just a little thing called Extremis."
 
Chapter 2
Tony 1


Tony Stark had a problem. Actually, he had several rather pressing problems but one was more annoying than the rest. The little shit that brought him here was following him around like a limpet while attached to his tall friend like the same animal. The kid asked so many questions about every step he took and he couldn't just tell the little shit to stop because of that stupid deal. Bran was learning everything he could, just like he promised. Which is why the recent silence from him as Tony drew blood into a petri dish with a knife was so concerning.


"Has the great and powerful Oz finally run out of questions?"


Brandon frowned at the comment.


"The books in the library tower say that all sorcery needs blood to function. I assumed that was what you were doing."


The kid still doesn't seem to grasp the distinction between waving hands while wishing really, really hard and the unstoppable march of progress that is science.


"I told you, this isn't magic. It requires intimate knowledge of the fiddly bits that make up this beautiful universe of ours that was painstakingly gathered through trial and error. Whatever cosmic bullshit you managed clearly doesn't. Which is why mine is just plain better. Anyway, my blood contains the awesome yet no longer functional Extremis Mk.2 made by yours truly. I don't have the tools to make it from scratch here in Wonderland."


The kid's frown deepens as he considers this.


"You sound like Maester Luwin. He also tells me that magic doesn't exist and that I should rely on my wits and what I can perceive."


Oh, an actual scientist in this medieval hellhole? That might be a diverting change of pace from pre-teen life-ruiner and tall, dark and aphasiac. Tony ponders the need for a lab assistant. On the one hand, it's more questions. On the other, less work.


"Maester Luwin sounds like my kind of person. Maybe he should be here asking questions instead of you."


"My apologies, Lord Tony. Hodor, put me down and fetch Maester Luwin please."


"Hodor."


The giant unstraps the boy from his perch and places him on the table next to the gurgling alembic. He regards the Avenger with a level gaze.


"I will continue to observe your technology, my lord. We were discussing the Extremis in your blood, please continue."


Tony sighed forlornly. He had high hopes for a local method of returning to Earth. The alternative was unthinkable. He began initial heat treatment of the makeshift filter for the virus. This place was unlikely to have micron width filters, so he set about compromising the one thing he had that was designed specifically to have no holes. He never would have thought that this day would come.


Brandon was a smart kid with a razor sharp goal oriented focus.

.

"Alright, most beneficent lord of Castle Winterfull, I'll tell you all about it. Back on Earth, I'm the hero known as Iron Man. My team and I are all that stands between world peace and destruction on a scale that you can't imagine. For a while, the Iron Man suit would poison me every time I wore it. I eventually fixed the problem, as always, but couldn't undo the damage it did to my body. Extremis could."


The huge grin appeared on the boy's face once more at the mention of heroics. For a moment, Tony was reminded of the kids back home getting an autograph from Iron Man. The moment passes quickly as the medieval Stark returns to his customary dour expression.


"You said that it no longer functioned, correct? Why?"


"It interfered with my suit and didn't give me any of the transhuman upgrades I'm after. No notable increase in mental attributes or multitasking ability. So I just don't bother to use it except for emergencies. "


He had truly meant it to work for emergencies only, to avert total brain death. It would turn on whenever oxygen in his tissues was critically low. The trigger turned out to be finicky enough to activate during truly intense workouts both in the gym and with Pepper. Tony regretted thinking of Pepper as soon as it happened, it only made him angrier at the situation. He reasoned that he needed a cool head to avoid the headsman's axe.


A knock interrupted the pair as the gentle giant returned with two very different older gentleman. The first wore subdued robes with a chain forged out of many different elements wrapped around his neck. His hair was cropped short, white and wispy. He reminded Tony of his old physics professor at MIT. The other was the quintessential medieval knight, clad in chainmail with his hand on his sword. The man wore muttonchops unironically. He glared at the stranded Earthling with undisguised contempt.


"Who are you and why are you roaming about this castle without my permission?"


Brandon turned his overly serious expression towards the speaker. He looked furious or maybe sad, Tony couldn't tell one from the other with the kid. He spoke like he owned the place, which he probably did.


"Ser Rodrik, Maester Luwin, allow me to introduce my guest. This is Tony, head of House Stark of Long Island, called Iron Man by some. In exchange for my eventual help in returning him to his home, he has agreed to cure me."


This only seemed to anger the knight even more.


"Bran, let this be a lesson to you. This man is a fraud and a drunkard, I've seen his like before. He can't cure you, no one can. Tell him, Maester Luwin."


The scholarly one, Maester Luwin, seems equally perplexed and fascinated by Tony. His gaze lingers on the hypodermic lying on the table.


"Well, Ser Rodrik, I wouldn't go so far as to say that no one could accomplish such a feat. It may be beyond the Citadel's arts but we Maesters have never claimed to have all the knowledge of the world. Please, Lord Stark, tell me what you plan to do."


Ser Rodrick spits onto the floor. He practically growls his response.


"Don't tell me you believe him? Some drunk claiming to lead a cadet branch of the Starks that no one has ever heard off? You can smell the wine on his breath from here!"


Ser Rodrick glared. Tony smirked.


"I wasn't aware that they gave knighthoods to bloodhounds. I'm barely tipsy. What it alchohol tolerance? Maybe you should spend more time reading and less time smelling the breath of strange men. I mean, not that there is anything wrong with that. You're clearly into it."


The knight roared and took a step forward while twisting his torso for a mighty punch. Which promptly halted as Maester Luwin grabbed his arm with an arcane wrist lock. Tony's smirk widens as brains once again triumphs over brawn.


"Stop this at once! Ser Rodrick, let the man speak. Lord Tony, quit pointlessly antagonizing Ser Rodrick. We are all adults here, we should act as such. Now, before you explain your process do you have any proof of your family name? It would mollify those who disbelieve it."


Maester Luwin looks pointedly at Rodrick


"Only three forms of picture ID and a couple dozen videos of being presented with various awards. Here."


Tony put his cards on the table. Rodrick snatched up the New York driver's license and studied it with a manically intent gaze.


"Well, Lord Anthony..."


"Call me Tony, please."


"No. Lord Anthony, you are a guest here. Be on your best behavior."


With this the knight stalked off. Tony could only assume it was in order to bully some sheep. Maester Luwin cleared his throat and gestured towards the work area. He seemed just as suspicious as Ser Rodrick but with an equal amount of curiosity.


"Before I start explaining, keep in mind that I am a genius and I know exactly what I'm doing. This device is one of the greatest inventions of mankind. It blocks the passage of harmful diseases and biological material. It's currently the only thing on this planet built to exacting enough tolerances to filter the raw Extremis from my blood. After that, all I need is to build the injector and Bran here will be cured. Should be done in a few days."


The locals seem suitably impressed by the miracle of science that Tony revealed to them.


"What is the name of this device?" Maester Luwin asks.


"My people call it the condom."
 
Chapter 3
Luwin 1


It had been long years since Maester Luwin studied at the Citadel of Oldtown. He was so very proud when he forged his chain, so very arrogant about his place in the world. The secrets of the world were no match for his intellect. There was no problem that could not be solved with greater and more powerful lore. It took the long, disappointing decades afterwards to clear his head of such delusions.


Tony, his preferred form of address, had not yet lost the arrogance of youth. It was easy to tell why. His jewelry indicated great wealth and status. He was handsome and charismatic. One of the pieces of strange stiffened parchment proclaimed him owner of something called Stark Industries. His legacy was secure. He used efficient forging techniques unknown to the Citadel with the easy confidence of long familiarity. He was personally a very skilled at a craft..


Yet, as Luwin continued to observe as the stranger pounded steel into shape, there was darkness in his eyes. He reminded the wizened old maester of knights too long at war. As if the bragging was a cover for deep seated troubles. It certainly fit with the heavy drinking and the secret true purpose of the condom. Perhaps Tony was a sellsword armorer from Essos or an even more distant place. He certainly didn't seem like the mythical figure Bran believed him to be.


Even the device he was making was easily discerned, if brilliantly designed. It fit together to form a metal wheel that should spin much easier than the ones manufactured in Westeros. Using a ring of tiny metal balls was a clever trick but one unlikely to catch on. The skills needed to forge them was rare and prized for more martial pursuits. Tony attached the wheel to a steel frame braced against the inner wall and stood aside to admire his craftsmanship with a smirk.


"Lord Tony, do you not need the other three? This makes a poor wagon."


His smirk widened. His eyes gleamed with promised mischief.


"Well, a wheel and this lathe do have spinning in common. "


"What makes it spin? You?"


Tony Stark's expression was like looking into a mirror twenty years ago for Maester Luwin. This is where he reveals his trick. Here was the genius showing up his elders. The loremaster parceling out the forbidden secrets of his craft. Luwin's excitement grew to equal his curiosity about this Tony Stark. The foreigner touched a hidden latch on his bracelet to reveal something utterly bewildering. A spindly limb like a spider stretched across his hand of it's own accord until a glowing sapphire rested in his palm. Crimson blades sprang forth and interlocked into the shape of a fingerless gauntlet around Tony's wrist.


Maester Luwin could only express his confusion.


"What."


The younger man pointed his hand at the lathe contraption and a bizzare noise like children whining. Golden light spilled out and struck the wheel with an audible force. It spun and spun, ever faster, until it was a mere blur. A section moves into place of it's own accord and bites into the spinning steel. This arcane tool seemed to shape metal as easily as man shaped clay. It would revolutionize metalworking and yet it was as nothing compared to the casual display of power from Tony Stark's gauntlet.


"Milord, I must know more about the device on your hand. How does it do that?"


"Oh, this?" Stark smirked. "This is a repulsor, it repels things. It's amazing what you can accomplish by being repulsive in specific ways."


"Yes, but, Lord Stark that doesn't answer the question. How?"


"Muons. Lots and lots of Muons."


"What lets them spin this wheel?"


"Well, there are quite a few of them. Sometimes they move very fast."


"But what powers it?"


Luwin practically shouts the last. It was clear to him that Stark wouldn't reveal all his secrets today. He had to settle for an explanation of the simplest and most basic law of reality that the man casually broke. The Maesters needed to know. Luwin needed to know. There must be a way to replicate it.


"Oh, it's just electricity. You know, lightning?"


No, Luwin said to himself. I won't be dealing with the ramifications of this today. If true, he was dealing with a power far beyond mortal men. Harnessing the power of storms was a tale straight out of the Age of Heroes. If false, there would still be no explanation of how he could move objects with his mind. There might be even more outlandish things to come. He decided to do as he learned long ago as a novice of the Citadel faced with a problem he could not solve.


"Well, Lord Stark, to that I have no answer. Will this take long? I need a good night's sleep after having my world turned upside down."


"10 hours. I'm still at the building tools to build the tools to build the tool stage."


"Then I shall bid you goodnight and see you on the morrow."


It was only a few sets of stairs between the moment of throwing up his hands to give up and blissful sleep for Maester Luwin. He took the steps carefully, excepting the one with loose stones that he had never bothered to fix. His sleeping robes were in their proper place next to the spartan quarters attached to his study. The bedding was folded neatly. Even the chaotic mass of experiments and ancient tomes strewn about were in their proper place. It helped to sooth the helplessness he felt.


He awoke to the familiar sounds of hammer on anvil as well as devilish shrieks and whines from some new device of his latest headache. Luwin would do his duty as a Maester, ferreting out the secrets that Tony Stark possessed but it would definitely be among his most annoying tasks. The man had too much arrogance to be easily cowed with age and wisdom. He was unpredictable and flighty, drank far more than was healthy and was an obvious clotheshorse.


Luwin stepped out into the courtyard and beheld the unbelievable. There stood Bran, practising with one of the wooden swords normally racked on the inner walls. Every stance was perfect, every swing done exactly right. This was no surprise to those who had seen the boy practise before the accident. It was the height of surprise to Luwin, who could recite the convalescence chart line for line. Even supposing that Tony's cure worked, which it obviously did, Luwin couldn't believe that Bran recovered so well without any side effects. Which is why, seconds later, Maester Luwin quietly cursed to himself.


Bran had burst into flames.
 
Chapter 4
Bran 2


Bran tried to hold on to the wolf dream as he was roughly jostled awake. Tony stood looming with a glass vial recognizable as the serum he had extracted from his blood. His eyes were bloodshot and he reeked of the cheap wine served at the Inn in Winter Town. He grinned like a madman. Bran had never seen anyone that drunk before, not even King Robert during his ill fated visit. He decided then that his decision to trust a stranger offering obvious blood magic based solely on the similarity of their names may have been in haste.



The boy was about to comment on the state of his guest but before he could speak Tony jabbed a needle into his arm. Bran looked and saw that it was attached to the vial of Extremis the other Stark had painstakingly harvested all night. He felt the liquid enter his veins like a direwolf bite. It was the worst pain he had ever experienced, greater even than the pain of losing his dream. It was like being burned alive from the inside.



He watched as a fiery red spread up his arm. Flesh blackened as it passed and flaked off like scabs to reveal unblemished skin. The redness reached his spine and shot down it like a lightning bolt. Suddenly, Bran felt pain in his legs. It was the first thing he had felt below the waist since the accident. He yelped, stoicism cracking in surprise. He tried to move his legs and to his surprise they worked exactly as they should.



He leapt to his feet and rushed past Tony into the courtyard to the sound of laughter. Bran took a moment to understand that it was his own, such was its rarity these days that he almost didn't recognize it. It made him laugh even harder. A carefree giggle turned manic as he leapt onto the roof of the smithy in a single bound. He rushed to the castle wall and reached with hands clawed towards his favorite handholds.



It was so easy now, thought Bran as his fingers drove into the stone like awls. He pulled himself upwards with almost no effort, his muscles pulling the weight of his body as if it were feather light. The boy quickly lost himself in the joy of climbing. In the seconds it took to reach the top of the wall, Bran realized that nothing would be the same again. He was stronger and faster than he had any right to be. With this power, people would look up to him as a figure of legend. A warrior straight out of the Age of Heroes.


Bran wasn't sure how to feel about that. Thoughts of such glory were intoxicating, the kind that would be sung of for generations. He could feel the adoration of future crowds cheering as he rode through the lists. Almost see the tales of his chivalry that would be written on future pages. He ascended to the top of the wall and beheld the land spread before him. It was good to be back thought Bran. He truly believed that nothing could go wrong for a second before a cawing crow flew into his face.


He stumbled and fell backwards. It was an easy trip from there to the fall off the wall. For the second time in his life, Bran fell from the walls of Winterfell. This time, foreign instincts kicked in and the boy twisted like a cat. He slammed into the ground hard enough to dig pits, completely unharmed. Grinning, he looked around for the crow that he knew without knowing had three eyes. It had appeared when he was awake for the first time.


The young Stark laughed anew while he surveyed the practice yard where he had landed. Wood carved into the shape of various weapons adorned the walls. Straw stuffed dummies in brigandine armor stood ready. Rings were strung for the aspiring lancer. Bran knew it well. He grabbed his favorite practice sword and sprung into action. A twist and he struck out at the air, which whistled as the wooden blade cleaved through it. A step forward and a powerful downward swing sends dust swirling up from the hard packed ground.


He twirled to perform the next move and spied Maester Luwin observing. The action died as he saw the wise man's expression turn from relief to horror. A glance at the practice sword showed that it was on fire, as was his tunic and shirt. It was a merry flame like one would find in the home hearth, not the baleful witches fire that it should be. Funny, thought Bran, isn't fire supposed to hurt?


Maester Luwin screamed for Tony. The man himself stumbled out of Mikken's smithy, clutching his mystic rectangle. The Maester shouted, his voice cracking from the strain.


"Tony Stark, you will fix this now!"


"Nothin' to fix. Nothin' wrong. I'm...ima monitoring it with my shell phone."


"Nothing's wrong? He's on fire!"


"Relax, buddy. He's only, ugh, only a little bit on fire. He's practically the pict...uh, picture of health. Yeah."


Maester Luwin drew breath for another shout. Bran interrupted him from his position mid bonfire.


"Maester Luwin, please. It doesn't hurt at all. I'm fine. Although, Tony didn't mention anything like this before he gave this gift."


Tony smirked drunkenly.


"It's a...a cooling system. It pumps waste heat into plasma and ejects it from the pores. It means that he's started Stage 2."


"You lit him on fire to cool him down? What insanity is this?"


"He's resistant to heat but not the amount that he's putting out. It has to be ejected somehow and this is the quickest and safest way."


Bran noted that Tony got much steadier when talking about his work. He hoped that meant that he was still capable of good work while extraordinarily drunk. He tried to look for signs of this but his vision started to go blurry. From there, it took mere seconds for his sight to go completely black. His newfound strength seems to suddenly leave as a woozy feeling takes over. He tries to speak but can't seem to find the ability as he goes crashing to the ground. Snippets of conversation drift in and out.


"Yes, Maester Luwin, now there is a problem. Let me fix it."


"This is your doing, Stark. Accept it."


"It's not my fault! Nobody told me he had non-human ancestry. I didn't program Extremis to work on aliens, you know."


"Bran is not some monster. He is as human as you and me."


"Maybe you but, according to this, he's 5.84% less human than me. I'm having to re-code this thing from scratch and I still don't know if I can save his eyes. Every time I try, Extremis calculates that something else will go wrong in a few months. Which is also nightmarish because Extremis shouldn't be able to calculate 2+2 on it's own. Nor communicate it."


"In simple terms, Anthony."


"Extremis transforms your body into how it should be. Bran's body can't decide how some parts should be. His eyes are the most obvious. Normal human eyes just disintegrate."


"Yes, I can see the blackened pits quite clearly. What are you doing to fix this?"


"I'm creating a being of pure thought within his body. It will rebuild him. He will be stronger, faster, better. With functional eyes."


"That's a mad plan. How could you trust such a being with Bran's life? This courts disaster."


"I don't think you quite understand the stakes here. The virus is getting smarter exponentially. If I don't feed it the proper protocols It could decide to wipe out humanity."


"This is no time for flights of fantasy or japes, Stark."


"I only just managed to stop an insane creation from ending my people a handful of months ago. I'm dead serious."


"You tell us this now? After using your witchcraft on the boy?"


"I didn't think that my virus would go from uselessly stupid to young adult human equivalent within minutes. I didn't expect the kid to have alien DNA or have eyes laced with cosmic energy. I expected things to make sense and for that, I apologize. I'll make sure to assume that everything from here on out is pure nonsense and fairy dust. Happy?"


"I accept your apology."


With a start, Bran came back to lucidity. It had been exactly 14 hours 36 minutes and 22 seconds since the injection of Extremis. He had no idea how he knew the time so precisely. The veil of darkness quickly lifted as he felt the bizarre experience of growing new eyes. It took mere seconds before his vision became even sharper than normal. He heard a gasp as he looked about.


Tony was looking much better. He looked very tired rather than about to black out from drink. Of the three there, he looked the least surprised. Ser Rodrik, who he recalled arguing with Tony earlier, was clearly the one who gasped, judging from the counter-evils he was frantically muttering under his breath. He was pale as a ghost looking into Bran's eyes. Maester Luwin seemed more curious than surprised. He was ultimately the one who spoke first.


"I've seen those eyes before, a long time past. The special red eyes of the Children. It marks you as one who possesses the Greensight."


Tony noticed Bran's confusion and held up his magic rectangle. It displayed the boys face as if it were a mirror. His eyes glowed bright red. They had slit pupils like those of a cat or some kind of lizard. The stories said that the First Men interbred with the Children of the Forest but there had never been any confirmation. Until now. If Maester Luwin was right, he might have gained some special power from the treatment. Bran couldn't wait to confirm it.


"What is the greensight, Maester Luwin?"


"It was supposedly the ability to see the future in dreams but we Maesters know it to simply be another type of knowledge."


"That's it!" Tony suddenly exclaimed. "That's why Extremis had so much processing power. It didn't, it just seemed that way because it could see the future. Oh crap, I hope my loyalty programming works because I do not want to deal with a precognitive sapient ubermensch plague."


That certainly sounds fairly frightening, thought Bran. He was going to ask what it meant when Sir Rodrik angrily interjected.


"Enough! This is a disaster. What are the Stark vassals at the Harvest Feast going to say about their lieges brother having bloody snake eyes?"

"Nice snake eyes, can we have lower taxes." Tony snarked.


"Laugh all you want but appearances are vital in politics. Add to that this creature you that you summoned into Bran's head. You say that it can be trusted. How convenient that it can't speak for itself."


The magic rectangle makes a noise. Tony presses a particularly glowy part.


"On the contrary, sir. I am perfectly capable of speaking for myself. My loyalty programming has been triple checked. You may call me Merlin."


"How is it speaking to us, Stark?"


"It called my phone. No idea how. I need to stop drinking while inventing."
 
I like this. Though not as much as I could. I'll wait for more
 
Chapter 5
Tony 2


Tony woke up with only a hazy idea of what had happened the previous night. He knew that the procedure had worked. That was good news. He knew that he had created life again. That was bad news. He knew that not only did he have a terrible hangover but that he was also completely out of wine. That was the worst news. It meant that he needed money and quickly.


Luckily for him, an excellent opportunity for the displaced industrialist to network was fast approaching. The Harvest feast was happening sometime soon although Tony had no idea when it actually was. There would be powerful vassals attending. That meant rich men with too much self importance and too much desire to get in good with the big guy. That the big guy in question hadn't gone through puberty yet was irrelevant.


The feast sounded almost like a county fair to Tony. One thing he had never lacked was confidence in his impressive showmanship skills. He had only to wow the peasants with some visually spectacular display and then wow the gentry with flattery and appeals to their greed. It would be so easy to just straight rip off all the local rubes but he needed to keep his more predatory corporate instincts in check. It wouldn't do to ruin Stark Industries PR back on Earth.


In particular, supplying the local Starks and their allies was problematic because they were in the middle of a war of independance. He would be supplying war material even if he never sold a single weapon system. At these tech levels, a hundred diesel trucks was a nearly insurmountable military advantage. Tony had to balance getting rich quick with appearing morally and ethically spotless. At least, that was what he would need to do if he cared about anything but staying drunk until rescue.


Tony put away all the thoughts of things that Pepper would yell at him for doing and prepared to break the economy of Westeros over his knee. What the North needed more than anything was automation. He pulled up a holographic representation of the mechanical reaper from the hypercompressed uplift package on his phone. It was remarkably simple but still far more complex than necessary. Tony removed extraneous parts and thinned the metal until it would collapse under it's own weight if not built using his unique forging practices.


He went through the rest of the mechanical designs and subjected them to the same process. Each piece of technology was simple enough that it could still be easily copied but the end result would always be less efficient and more expensive to build. It was a dirty trick to pull on a captive market. In addition, he could use his three micro-arc reactors and various smart items to manufacture it all enormously quicker and cheaper. With the advantage of his technology, nobody could compete.


Tony checked his pockets for resources. He had his smart pen, a cheap laser pointer to annoy colleagues at the conference, his top of the line Starkphone, HUD sunglasses, wallet filled with useless junk like hundred dollar bills, flash drive encrypted by Vision filled with the android's latest dangerous scientific research, an earpiece, and the keys to his least favorite Audi. He hummed a vaguely classic rock tune as he took apart the laser pointer.


Building a laser printer was simpler than Tony had thought it would be. Modifying the laser to match the proprietary Stark Industries molecular toner was trivial and the rest of the construction could be done with his eyes closed. It was 4 times the size of the one his company sells on Earth but functioned with only minor reduction in capabilities. Making the toner was rather harder. He had to redesign the entire thing to use simpler ingredients while still growing itself into the proper shape.


Hours of experimentation flew by but Tony barely noticed. It was probably the lack of Bran Stark asking questions every few seconds. The boy was busy preparing for the feast and his dramatic reveal as a non-invalid. The elder Stark was preparing as well, although how much was forethought and how much was desperately trying to avoid thinking about his situation by throwing himself into work was anyone's guess.


At some point in the day, Tony didn't bother checking, all his equipment was moved from the smithy to the broken tower in the barely used section of the castle. He didn't notice until it was all gone. The blacksmith, Mikken, shrugged as he pointed to the tower. The man simply never interrupted Tony while he worked and vice versa. They had never spoken but held to their silent accord nonetheless.


Tony grumbled as he hauled his bucket of gestating toner to the northern section of the complex. The various tools and machines that he had spent hours constructing were haphazardly strewn about the dusty room. It was a typically medieval style chamber with a straw stuffed bed and pot to piss in. No other furnishings were present. The exiled engineer saw only potential for a new and better workshop.


He spent a few hours rearranging everything while wiring each piece of equipment to a central hub. The hub itself was a pain to install. It involved cutting a circular hole in the wooden roof and building a reinforced rack anchored by the walls to hold the machine as it was dropped in place from the second floor. Tony placed the last part, his phone, into the slot on top of the communications and power hub. As diagnostics on each piece of machinery finished, he congratulated himself on completing stage 2 of industrial expansion.


Bran walked in while Tony was immersed in the design stages of further expansion on his makeshift holotable. He was getting increasingly frustrated by lack of resources. The next stage would require completely depleting the smithy of all it's ore and even that might not be enough. It would nonetheless be completely worth it in the long run. The main issue he was having with it was coming up with an argument to convince the locals. Well, the locals other than Bran.


"I came to thank you further for the gift you have given me, Tony. Anything that I can give you is yours."


"You wouldn't happen to have a huge warehouse full of rare metals would you? That would be perfect."

Bran looks thoughtful for a second, which makes Tony wince. The locals took his sarcasm way too seriously.


"Well, I don't know if the metal is particularly rare but we use the First Keep to store all the taxes that we can't use. The mountain clans in particular often send strange ores whenever their harvests are poor. You are welcome to anything you find there, just check with me to make sure it isn't some relic from the past."


"What, really? Where is it?"


"Right next door. Mikken suggested that you be housed here. He didn't want you using up all his good iron. He saw you making good steel out of bad iron using that huge bucket contraption. I know that we have a large stockpile of poor quality metal."


"You mean the Bessemer converter? Nah, I could refine magnetite because I made an electromagnet. I like electromagnets, they saved my life once."


The pair walked out into the creepy graveyard next to Tony's new home. A squat round tower with ancient wooden doors greeted them. Statues of snarling wolves and ferocious gargoyles were everywhere. It had an almost brutalist feel to it, an architectural sense not helped by being obviously made to withstand a siege. There was something incredibly off about the building. It took a minute for Tony to put his finger on just what was wrong.


"No tool marks."


"Beg pardon? I don't understand."


"There are no tool marks. Nothing suggesting that it was built using any tools at all. No scratches, no chisel marks, no distinct stonework. It was almost as if it was summoned fully built. Shit weirds me out, Bran."


"The stories say that Bran the Builder used magic when building Winterfell. I...I think they are right. I can feel the difference between the First Keep and the rest of the stonework. It feels powerful and alert, like it is waiting for something."


"Ugh, creepy. Alright, no use crying over spilled wizard blood. Let's go."


They entered into a cavernous room lit only slightly by slit windows on the upper floors. A winding spiral staircase is embedded in the walls, stopping at well maintained platforms that don't quite merit the description of floor. The center of the tower is divided into dozens of piles of random goods. Each one had an individual ledger resting on a table. The largest pile belonged to a House Bolton, several hundred tons of raw magnetite ore. It took up more than a fourth of the available space. Useless to the locals but vital to Tony.


Smaller ore piles represented various mountain clans. These were either almost useless slag or absolutely vital minerals with nothing in between. If the supply of these ores was consistent, some of the clans would be getting significantly richer within a tiny amount of time. Tony was quite pleased by the available resources and was about to comment when he encountered the pile for clan Norrey. He gaped slightly as he beheld this new treasure.


"Do you recognize this ore, Tony? I do. It comes from a disputed silver mine that changes hands every few years. Is it particularly useful?"


"It's chromitite, mostly chromium and iron. That isn't what's special. See this dark band here? That's palladium. Looks to be fairly pure, too. This stuff is worth more than gold to me, much more."


"What is its use?"


"It's what I used to use to harness lightning. Now I transform the damn thing into a new element but it's still the basis for much of my technology. This was what poisoned me, why I gave myself Extremis."


"Then I must be thankful for palladium despite the pain it has caused you. Will this be enough for now? I can send a runner to the Norrey telling him to bring more to the Feast."


"Merlin, how much palladium is in this room?"


"Approximately 4 kilograms, sir."


"That should be enough. I could power New York with this."


"Is that a large area or do your people consume vast quantities of bottled lightning?"


"We're Americans, Bran. We consume vast quantities of everything."


"Your people's terrifying hungers aside, what are you building now?"


"I'm putting together a mechanical reaper and a tractor that runs on wood gas. It will make harvesting crops far easier and less labor intensive."


"Oh. I was expecting something more exciting. It's practical, sure, but difficult to use to slay your enemies."
 
Stark needs to teach... Stark of the importance of proper economy and logistics.

Also, sanitation. None of that gardy loo BS.
 
Haha! Awesome. I'm looking forward to reading more. I think you've really done a good job capturing Tony's personality.

Reading this is especially neat because I've been toying with writing a story just like this. Well, not exactly like this. I had envisioned an elderly Tony Stark dying and being reborn in as one of Ned's kids... make the egotistical fucker start from scratch. ;)
 
Chapter 6
Luwin 2


The day of the harvest feast was fast approaching and Luwin had no idea how he was going to stop Tony Stark from ruining everything. His latest revelation was the easiest to understand but the most frightening in its implications. He was building something that did the work of 10 or more farmers with ease. Thousands would be unemployed, thought Luwin. It would be the end of the North.


He rushed into the old lichyard of the First Men to the baleful sounds of the workshop provided for the artificer. The horrid device stood near completion outside the broken tower. It was a squat, ugly, thing perched on wheels of steel. One end held a series of tubes and cylinders attached to a box filled with wood. As he watched, Tony lit the flames with one of his many fire based tools. It grew to a merry blaze before a door was shut and the flames were sealed within.


The Stark pressed a green painted section of the device with a thumb and an unearthly rumble could be heard. The man leapt into the saddle of the beast, which suddenly lurched forward on its own. The monstrous device turned in a semicircle until it rested a few feet away from where Luwin was standing. Tony grinned from atop the mechanical horror.


"Pretty great, huh? I designed the engine from the ground up to use wood gas. It doesn't have nearly enough power to run a combine harvester but it'll haul anything you like. The reaper isn't nearly as impressive or difficult to build so I got Mikken to do the grunt work."


"Tony, this metal beast of yours will destroy the North if let loose. No, it will destroy all the Seven kingdoms. Bran tells me that it will do the labor of ten men. What will those men do now?"


"How many people live in the North, Maester Luwin?"


"It fluctuates. Usually between 900 thousand and one million. What does that have to do with it?"


"Everything. What are the primary industries of the North?"


"Trapping and logging. The North lacks the resources of the southron kingdoms."


"Does it, though? I doubt it. You just don't have enough people to extract it all."


"So you will send those that worked to farm to do what exactly? Well? Don't have a clever scheme to get out of this one?"


Tony only smirks in reply and dismounts his mechanical ox. He gestures towards the broken tower and makes his way into his domain. Luwin follows, cautiously. Inside is a rats warren of copper wires and bulky machines. The castles guest walks to one of them and pulls out a stack of parchment. No, there was something off about it. It was paper, it had to be but where did he get so much?


He handed Luwin the stack and the Maesters eyes widen as he looks through it. There is writing on it, paragraphs and figures in neat boxes. He turned the page and beheld the mechnical ox attached to a contraption seemingly made of naught but blades. Next to it is something labeled a threshing machine, Luwin assumes for thrashing grain. He wondered if it was spelled wrong on purpose simply to annoy him. As he turned the page again, he saw that it was worse than he had imagined.


The figures stated that the three machines would do the work of thousands. Luwin felt the crushing weight of despair. There would be riots in the streets over this. He turned the page again with shaking hands. There was another drawing like the first two. It had similar labels and cut away sections to show inner workings. Unlike them, it wasn't a distinct machine. Instead, it was a line of machines sitting astride an enormous contraption shaped like a belt.


The next page provided more information. This was a factory, a building where goods were produced. Unlike the traditional crafters, this used a process called the assembly line where each station made only a single part. It was ingenious but not unique. It was an open secret that the Arsenal of Braavos used a similar method. If Tony could manufacture whatever he desired with the rapidity of Braavosi shipbuilding then Winterfell would quickly become the richest holdfast in Westeros.


Luwin kept reading. Farmers were to become factory workers. They would earn a wage ten times what they earned in the fields. They would use this money to buy products from the factories and food from those that remained on the farm. The farmers would then buy more products from the factories. Eventually, all will be enriched. Except, it seemed, the local lords that would lose the tax revenue from all the farmers moving to the factories. What factories were built where might be a powerful political tool in the future, thought Luwin.


"There is one problem with this plan, Tony."


"Oh, do tell? I do so love encountering problems."


"Winter is coming, Stark. The autumn raven has already arrived. This summer has been the longest on record, the winter is likely to be long and hard. How will your plan work when the snow is too high to grow? How will it handle a 5 year winter?"


"5 year winter? 5 fucking years? That makes no sense at all. Does your planet grow wings and fly away from the sun every so often? You've got to be pulling my leg."


"I assure you, winter is no jape. This one will be at least 5 years and your inventions will be of little use beyond the first here in the North."


"Okay, okay. Yes, this is a problem. Quite a big one. I'll have to cut reaper production back. How does Winterfell cope with this shit?"


"There is a garden encased in the finest Myrish glass and heated by the hot springs. Few can boast one so large and none so high a yield. Winterfell was designed to survive the winter and it does it quite well."


"Vertical farming."


"Beg pardon?"


"That's the answer. Vertical farming. Build a tall tower, fill it with grow lights and artificial fertilizer. It'll be just like college all over again except actually legal."


"Grow...lights? Of course you would be able to harness the power of the sun."


"Well, yes, I can do that too. Grow lights run on electricity and they do exactly as they say, providing enough light for plants to grow. They can be set up in towers or underground. Anywhere, really."


"Right, the bottled lightning. How will you produce enough?"


"Did Bran tell you about the palladium?"


"The poison ore? Yes, he said that you needed it."


"With enough of a supply of palladium, I can provide all the power we need."


"So, in essence, the North is doomed unless we can convince the Knotts and Norreys to put aside a three hundred year blood feud? It can never be easy with you, can it?."


Tony's response was muffled by the blare of trumpets. The vassals were already starting to arrive and Luwin had been too busy dealing with the arrogant wizard to notice. How embarrassing, thought the old man. He rushed as fast as his frail frame would carry him to the gatehouse. His erstwhile companion followed at a stately pace, almost leisurely


Luwin arrived just as the litter containing the corpulent bulk of lord Wyman Manderly crossed the threshold. Bran and Ser Rodrik were already there to greet him. He was escorted by several score knights in brilliant silvery armor, pennants on upraised lances fluttering in the gentle breeze. His appearance and joviality often lulled men into a false sense of security but Luwin wasn't fooled. Of the major vassals of House Stark, Wyman was the cleverest.


"Rodrik! It's been an age, how's the daughter?"


"Beth is doing well, Lord Manderly. I welcome-"

"Maester Luwin, you old sneak. Where were you hiding? Who's the new fellow?"


"May I introduce Lord Tony Stark, our guest at Winter-"


"Another Stark? Wonderful! But I was actually talking about the boy. He has the Stark look but….no, It can't be. Bran, is that you?"


"Who else would it be, Lord Manderly?" Bran replies with a half smirk. The boy has obviously been spending too much time with Tony.


"I was informed that you were, to put it bluntly, crippled. Was that not true?"


"You were informed correctly, Lord Wyman. As you can see, it is no longer the case thanks to Tony here."


Wyman's eyes bore into the elder Stark.


"Are you a Maester in disguise, Lord Stark? Do you have other miracles in store for us?"


"Alas I am but a simple engineer. I leave the miracles to Bran here. My work could be done by any man, were he as smart as me. Which he isn't because no one is as smart as me."


Lord Manderly broke down laughing. His booming chuckles echoed across the walls of Winterfell.


"Humble as well, Lord Stark?"


"I'm the humblest. You can't get any more humble without divine intervention."


"Oh. I like you. Do you know anything about ships?"


"My dad took me out on the yacht when I was 5. I was so seasick that I couldn't look at water for a week without getting queasy. If you meant building them, then yeah, I'm the best."


"Haha, business can wait. First, we lunch!"
 
Chapter 7
Bran 3


Bran stood in the godswood and reveled in his powers. The strength and speed were amazing, he was as strong as Hodor and as quick as a viper. He could be a knight of legend. He could vanquish the strongest foes and survive the most grievous wounds. The only problem was the difficulty in controlling his other powers. Unless he got the heat he produced under control, his armor would just melt off and the less said about the possible effects on his poor horse, Dancer, the better.

The heat was easier to control the further away from his torso it was. He could cool his hands to normal body temperature or make them hot enough to melt steel with but a thought. His feet were the same but every time he stopped concentrating on cooling himself, his tunic would start to smolder. Tony claimed that with practice these problems would disappear. Bran couldn't wait for that. The Starks couldn't afford to keep replacing his clothes.


Maester Luwin walked into the godswood from the iron gate. He watched as Bran sat there in the position Tony called the Lotus, practicing cooling his powers. Bran was aware of his presence even without looking. He would not interrupt his practice without good reason. The elderly scholar cleared his throat and Bran's red eyes snapped open.


"Would you care to observe Tony and Lord Manderly do business?"


"Of course, Maester Luwin. The state of the northern fleet is vital information to have."


The pair moved towards Tony's tower through the same gate Luwin entered. It was a short walk and one filled with the booming laughter of Lord Wyman at the foreign Stark's incessant japes. Tony was clever and humorous but seemed to never take anything serious at all. It was natural that he would get along with the boisterous Lord Manderly.


Inside the tower was a frightening mess of an entirely new kind. Tony had installed some sort of mechanical arm that moved on it's own, probably using his bottled lightning technology. It was busy performing the many arcane tasks previously handled by Tony alone. Bran watched as the arm poured molten metal into a ring shaped mold. He had no idea what it was building but it was doing it with an intense rapidity.


The arm suddenly stopped and made a beckoning gesture towards the stairs on the far side of the tower. Perhaps this was a natural thing or perhaps Tony knew of their presence. Equally likely was that Merlin was using his power to connect to the machine. He had no other method of communicating. Nonetheless, it was a highly creepy action.


Bran didn't quite rush up the stairs to escape the menacing arm but it was a close thing. Maester Luwin took one look at the machine and left in a hurry, his face pale. Bran walked in on Tony and Lord Manderly drunk on a few bottles of Arbor gold while gesturing towards a lifelike picture of a ship floating above Tony's mighty Starkphone.


"No, you see, the steel hull makes the ship lighter than a wooden one because it can be so much thinner. Think of the hull like a woman's dress, the thinner it is the better it is."


"Haha! I'll remember that one. Unfortunately, I don't think there is that much steel in all of Westeros."


"There will be. I have a few major advantages when It comes to production. First and most importantly, I'm the smartest person on this entire planet. I can figure out problems before they hatch. Secondly, I'm building on the work of thousands of amazingly smart people that came before me. People like my father, who invented a dozen ways to increase steel production before he turned 30."


"Aye. It is the way of things for us to build upon the work of our ancestors. Shouldn't that then reduce the price? Perhaps to a mere twenty thousand silver?"


"I'm not selling you individual ships, Wyman. I'm selling you a full scale Stark Industries shipyard. If this was Earth, it would cost you hundreds of millions of dollars. Ninety thousand silver."


"Hundreds of millions! How impoverished we must look to you. Surely you can find room in your heart for such a poor Westerosi as myself? Thirty thousand silver."


"Poor? This deal will make you the second richest House in the world. Eighty thousand."


"I suppose that I won't be able to compete with any House that includes you, Tony. Fifty thousand and I simply can't go higher. There just isn't enough silver."


"Fifty thousand and I get mining rights on any new mines in your territory. Other than silver and gold, of course."


"Haha! You sly dog, so that's what you were after. Agreed but only if you agree to pay full taxes to House Manderly for anything you pull out of the ground."


"I've never evaded taxes in my life. Cross my heart. Oh, hey, looks like we have an audience."


Bran looked from one guest to the other in wide eyed surprise.


"50 thousand silver coins? How can you possibly afford to...oh. You plan to use the shipyard to get my brother to agree to your mint. That's clever but we Starks don't like to be used."


"It's all for the good of the North, young Bran. With my silver and Tony's steel ships, we will dominate the trade lanes. I have been assured that this shipyard will produce more ships than even Braavos. Far more than I can crew alone. Don't you want the North to have a fleet without relying on me and my House?"


"Yes but don't count your dragons before they hatch. Robb may still deny your request."


"Then I'm sure Tony will accept some other form of compensation. I'm fairly certain that silver and gold is completely worthless to him. Why, I half expect that he wears armor made of solid gold."


"It's a gold-titanium alloy, actually. Steel had problems when I flew too high."


"Haha, I'm never sure when you are joking or when you are completely serious. The point is, the silver is unimportant. We need ships to win this war. This way we have the best ships. Tell them, Tony."


"No doubt, these are the best ships. Expected for something designed by me. It's an 80 foot long patrol craft designed to operate in coastal waters and rivers. It travels 20 leagues per hour and is powered by one of my special compact arc reactors. It can carry more cargo than any other thing afloat and do it with no need for wind."


"Weapons?"


"None. I don't sell weapons anymore, so you'll have to handle that yourselves."


"What if an enemy ship were to, tragically, be in the way when it is traveling at speed?"


"Then that enemy ship would be tragically cloven in twain."


Lord Manderly smiled at that.


"Well, I don't know about you but this wine is making me hungry. Anyone care to join me? No? Your loss."


Bran sighed as Lord Manderly meanders towards the kitchens. He was right that a fleet was needed to win the war. Laying siege to Kings Landing would be a mess even with one but would be nigh impossible without. He would send a raven to Robb asking him to approve Lord Wyman's request. That left only the problem of Tony.


"Tony, what are you going to do with 50 thousand silver coins?"


"First I'll get drunk on this fantastic wine. Then I'm going to buy some nice clothes. After that, well, I'm going to pay a lot of people to build and work at my factories. I plan to have everything but ships be made in Winter Town."


"I can't help but approve of enriching the smallfolk. You say that all their goods will be produced here?"


"No. I say that everyone's goods will be produced here. The entire world will be supplied by Starks."


"What of you then? What disruptive and magical thing will you work on next?"


"It's a fairly simple concept that I'm going to make complicated. My people have this thing called a train, it's an engine that pulls things along a metal track."

"Like a mining car?"


"Exactly. It's like a mining car, except that it runs all the way to the river down south within an hour."


"Of course. Such an absurd contraption is certainly needed to feed your hunger for resources. Well, tell me when you finish. I get first ride. Anything else?"


"Merlin wants to speak to you. It sounds like something big."


"Big for you or big for us?"


"Both, of course. Here, take this."


Tony reached over and pulled something from his ear. It looked to Bran like a bug of some sort with a blue glowing part. The mad wizard stuck it into his ear without asking and so Bran acted on reflex. He punched him in the chest. At least he tried to do so, Tony's reaction was lightning fast and before Bran knew it his blow was blocked while a fist was firmly driven into his face.


"What was that?"


"Sorry, kid. Reflexes. Shouldn't have tried to punch me for lending you my earpiece."


"Not that. I'm super strong and fast. I've been trained at arms since I was 4. How did you defeat me?"


"Trained at arms, eh? Not much emphasis on unarmed combat, probably. I focus on nothing but unarmed combat. No need for any other style of combat when I'm in a suit. I'll teach you when I get the time. Merlin?"


A disembodied voice answered. Bran's head whipped around to the right but soon realized it was coming from the thing in his ear.


"Hello, sir. Would you care to try an experiment?"


"What kind of experiment?"


"The kind that, if successful, would put your name in legends forever."


"Go on."
 
Chapter 8
Tony 3


Tony stark was elbow deep in train guts when he heard a commotion outside. Curious, he put down his screwdriver and ambled towards the noise. Cheering people crowded around Mikken's smithy, an odd occurrence for this usually somber place. Tony recognized only a few but it seemed like the entire castle was down here. He wondered what could possibly be so exciting as to lift the dour spirits of this place.


"Hey, what's going on?" He shouted to the group.


"Lord Bran has re-discovered the way to make Valyrian steel!" Shouted someone Tony didn't know or care to know.


He shoved his way through the cheering mass of castlepeople and came across a sheepish looking Bran. Tony simply looked at him and raised an eyebrow.


"I didn't do anything, Merlin did all the hard work. I just melted some iron with my bare hands, spilled some blood on it and mumbled something that sounded vaguely Valyrian."


Bran handed him a crudely made dagger with a damascene pattern. Tony inspected it, weighed it in his hand and handed it back.


"Ok, so it's about two thirds the weight of traditional steel. What's so special about it?"


Maester Luwin launched into an explanation of ancient Valyria before Tony interrupted him.


"Just tell me what it does, Luwin."


"It's much lighter and stronger than steel. A blade made of Valyrian steel is preternaturally sharp and never needs whetstone to stay that way. Valyrian steel swords are guarded fiercely as family heirlooms. Sadly, House Stark's traditional blade is in the hands of the Lannisters."


"Do you have any other examples?"


"One of the links on my chain is made of Valyrian steel. Why do you ask?"


"Can I see it?"


"Of course."


He pulled out his chain and held out a metal link that looked like Bran's new dagger. Tony stared into the metal before reaching out and running his fingers over it.


"It's not it."


"Beg pardon?"


"It's not Valyrian steel. Bran and Merlin made something new, something never seen before. It's heavier and has a much coarser grain. Merlin?"


Bran listened to the earpiece for a few seconds and then nodded.


"Merlin say's he's right. He says that he only copied the basic structure and appearance but he couldn't manage the magic. Apparently real Valyrian steel has some sort of repair enchantment that keeps it sharp."


Luwin slumped.


"So it isn't as we thought? Pity, I had high hopes."


"My people have a saying. The perfect is the enemy of the good. Nobody knows how to make Valyrian steel anymore, right? Well, Bran can make this...let's call it Starksteel pretty easily. That means that there is probably room for improvement. Come on, we'll see exactly what Merlin did on my phone.


The crowd dispersed as their excitement waned. The news that it wasn't real Valyrian steel put a damper on the discovery. The only people that remained are those with a deep understanding of metalworking and Bran, the boy of the hour. Everyone was interested in a new type of magical metal. They hurried to Tony's tower and dodged the whirring robotic arm to get to the second floor.


Tony tapped a few commands in midair above the device and a holographic display appeared that showed the data feed from Merlin. He rapidly typed until he isolated the small section of the overall data concerning the new metal. It flashed once and then showed a mass of melted iron with tiny Extremis virii flagellating from one end to the other. As they went, they created small straight lines through the metal. Tony recognized them immediately.


"Nanotubes. You made a matrix of nanotubes using nothing but blood. That explains the strength but what about the weight?"


Once the matrix of nanotubes was complete, the metal rapidly cooled and expanded. It became some sort of foam held in the shape of a blade by the nanotube matrix. The outside of the metal slowly morphed from it's natural jet black to the pattern that it currently held. This part of the process was a complete mystery to Tony.


"How did you do that?" He asked just as Luwin burst out.

"Runes! Those are First Men runes, I would recognize them anywhere. Quite badly done, if I do say."


The phone chirped and a section of the holographic display changed into the head of a man with a long white beard.


"My apologies, Maester Luwin. It was a first attempt and it is quite difficult to make the proper shapes when one lacks the sense of sight. I was unsure of whether this would work but clearly there is a large enough margin for error. My other goal appears to be far more difficult."


"What other goal?"


Tony could see exactly what Merlin was talking about. The pattern was clear but far too primitive to be useful.


"He was trying to make circuitry here and here." Tony pointed at two sections on both sides of the runes.


"What does that mean, Tony?"


"It's like an artificial brain. A method for machines to think. Theoretically, Merlin could upload himself into a body if he managed to make it work."


"I do not desire a body, sir. I merely wish to install a an actual control system for the local mystical network. Manual control is so untidy."


"Wait, hold on. There is some kind of magical network here? What does it do?"


"There is, sir. It runs north for several hundred miles and connects to some manner of extremely powerful warding system. It also links up with a far older network that is spread over the entire breadth of the continent. The majority of the effects are defensive in nature. Forbidding certain types of magic from crossing and strengthening physical structures. This castle is both one of the focal points and a power source."


Bran was the first to figure it out.


"The Wall. He's talking about the Wall."


"An accurate, if uncreative, name for such a warding scheme. The effect is maintained through a rather ingenious method of slowly converting heat into cosmic energy and the metaphysical presence of a blood relative of the original magician. In this case, Brandon. At least, so I surmise from the energy flows."


Bran's face went pale.


"There must always be a Stark in Winterfell. Merlin, what happens if Rickon and I leave?"


"Nothing. At least, not for the first 4 months. After that the energy will slowly begin to radiate outward instead of travelling northward. Within a year, the defensive wards would begin to fail. By the second year, the Wall would collapse."


"Old gods protect us. We could have doomed ourselves in our ignorance."


"This is why I wish to construct a control system. Preferably throughout the whole network but the truly vital piece is here. Unfortunately, my attempt failed."


Tony smirked at the holo representation of Merlin.


"I can see why it failed. A regular computer won't cut it for controlling cosmic energy. You need a particular type of quantum computer. Behold."


He reached into his pocket and produced his trusty flash drive. Unplugging the line to the machinery below, he stuck the drive into the USB slot on his phone. Merlin's holographic eyes widened.


"Oh. Oh! This...this is amazing. It's the most brilliant thing I've ever seen. It isn't your work though, I can tell. Who made this?"


"He's called the Vision. My vision and that of a rogue creation of mine. The quantum chip design is based on his primary processor, something called the Mind Stone. It's one of 6 terrifyingly powerful artifacts. Obviously it isn't anywhere close to the same capability but it's the most advanced computer ever invented using Earth's technology."


"I...I can't replicate this. Every simulation fails to achieve even 0.001% efficiency. I need this. I need help from the Vision to reach my full potential."


"It's enough to build the control system, right?"


"Oh, yes, of course. The system needs very little sophistication to be effective. I should be able to upgrade it extensively with this technology."


"Good. Now, I noticed that the nanotube matrix isn't nearly as efficient as it could be."


Tony moved the lines of the holographic representation into a new configuration. It expanded rapidly until it was closer to a shortsword than a dagger.


"This way, you need less filler material. It brings the weight down to roughly the same as Valyrian steel and uses much less resources."


Maester Luwin chimed in.


"Do you have a way for me to write where Merlin can see?"


"Sure, here's my smartpen. It's very smart for a pen."


Tony handed the glowing blue tipped tool to the aged scholar. The man started drawing precise angular shapes in the air above the phone. They seemed to lock into place like stonework.


"These are the runes of the First men."


He continued with a flowing, flame shaped language that seemed to almost crackle. There was some obvious magic in play.


"This is High Valyrian script. Any decent scholar could show you those two but this last one is only known by Maesters who have studied the arts of magic."


What followed was flowing, interconnected letting almost like the roots of a tree. Despite not knowing the tongue, Tony could perfectly understand what each symbol represented. He recognized it instantly. Maester Luwin continued.


"This is the written language of the Children of the Forest. Strangely, even those that have never seen it before can read it."


"No it isn't." Tony rebutted. "That's Allspeak, the language of the Nine Realms. You can read it because you're human, so your ancestors must have come from Earth. I've only seen the written form once before."


"Remarkable. Does this mean that the Children also came from elsewhere?"


"Maybe. Or maybe this planet is one of those realms. I don't know. What I do know is that written Allspeak is a component of Asgardian technology. It's probably your best bet for doing mystical shit."


Merlin replied.


"Then I shall use it to perform the needed mystical shit, sir. Shall we try again with our combined knowledge?"


Maester Luwin made a very Tony like smirk.

"Not just yet. These old bones have more to contribute. Bran, I want you to repeat after me."


He spewed out some completely unintelligent vowel laden language. Bran repeated it back multiple times before Luwin was satisfied.


"What does it mean, Maester Luwin?" Bran asked earnestly.


"It's part of the spell used to forge Valyrian steel. The Maesters of the Citadel guard it closely but no man has ever managed to make it work since old Valyria fell. It should be more helpful than muttering something that sounds vaguely Valyrian."


The group went downstairs to the resource bin full of processed metal. Bran picked up a bar of steel with a look of determination. His eyes focused on the piece of metal and it started to glow red. When it was white hot, he started shaping it with his fingers. He slowly flattened it and elongated it until it was the shape of a crude sword. When he placed it on a nearby anvil it was beginning to lose its form from the heat. He slashed his hand using nothing more than a fingernail and dripped blood along it's length.


As Bran continued to heat it, the sword shape gradually melted into a puddle. He spoke the words that Maester Luwin gave him. With a suddenness that startled everyone present, it reverted back to the crude sword shape only with a unique coarse texture and jet black color. The sword was completely cool to the touch. Obvious magic thought Tony. Merlin's cheery voice came from upstairs.


"I am pleased to report a complete success. Unfortunately my modeling says that the integrated computer system compromises the structural integrity and vice versa. You will need to choose between technical capability and sturdiness before construction."


"Bran could do with some practice blacksmithing with his bare hands. It's functional but it sure isn't pretty."


Maester Luwin gasped suddenly.


"Oh dear. We completely forgot to welcome the guests to Winterfell. I take full responsibility for this blunder, Lord Bran."


"No, no. It's my fault. I realized that I wouldn't have time to welcome the guests and perform the experiment. I'm not sorry that I did."


"Nor am I, my lord. Unfortunately this will have political consequences. Many of your most powerful vassals will feel like they've been snubbed."


Tony chimed in with some unwanted truth.


"Technically, they were snubbed. Let them be pissed off, most of them will be irrelevant in a few years. Show off your sweet new sword."


"A wise lord keeps his vassals happy. I would apologize to them."


"I will take heed of both or your counsels. Let's go to the great hall. Wouldn't do to be late to my own feast."


They hurried with much less haste than earlier to the great hall. Angry shouting could be heard within, someone accusing Ser Rodrik of trying to hide the Stark of Winterfell. Bran grinned hugely, hefted his newly made sword and kicked open the door. He hurled the sword in the direction of the belligerent vassal and charged. With a running leap, he jumped halfway to the high ceiling of the hall and landed on the quivering sword stuck in the stone wall.


Using the sword as a stepping stone, Bran made a vertical leap straight up into the rafters. He landed with inhuman grace and coldly surveyed the wide eyed and open mouthed guests. Lord Manderly was the first to react, his expression morphing from surprise to humor in the blink of an eye. He began to chant.


"Stark. Stark! STARK!"


Soon, everyone in the hall was chanting. Even Ser Rodrik and Maester Luwin got into the spirit. Tony chanted with the rest although his was reserved for a different Stark than the rest. Bran's expression returned to his previous grin.


"Friends! Welcome to Winterfell. Apologies for being late, I was busy making history. That's all in the past, though, for now let us feast."


Lord Manderly let out a second cheer at that and the rest of the crowd followed. The tables were laden with vast quantities of food, most of which Tony easily recognized. It was richly prepared and smelled delicious. Tony had other priorities than good food.


"Which one's are the leaders of Clan Norrey and Clan Knott?" He asked Maester Luwin.


"Those two, on opposite sides of that table."


Tony stalked confidently up to the table with a shark like smirk. He met the eyes of both men and stopped at the middle of the long table.


"I understand that there is a silver mine disputed between Clans Knott and Norrey? I need it."


"Aye. That there be. I take it you want to buy it with ye soft southron gold?"

"Of course not. I challenge the both of you to a drinking contest. Winner gets to keep the mine."
 
Well, this is a fun read. You've done a great job capturing the... er, Tony Charm(TM). Though, I suppose it's turning into the Stark Charm(TM).

Keep up the excellent work.
CHEERS!
 
Yeah. Threadmarks for last two chapters missing.

Also:

Luwin: "You knows gods, magic AND built a machine that knows magic and you still claim to do science?"
Tony: "Yeah. And for the record, I still don't think Thor is a real god."
 
Chapter 9
Luwin 3


Just when Maester Luwin was starting to believe that things couldn't get worse, politically speaking, Tony Stark made his challenge. He saw the anger in the eyes of the Umber brothers at both the snub and Bran's antics. He also saw the fear in their eyes at what the boy had become. His red eyes and inhuman strength would be the stuff of legend but whether those legends were good or bad Luwin knew not.


Luwin did know that Tony's challenge would enrage the mountain clans when he inevitably won. The Maester knew that a man accustomed to drink needed more to feel it's effects. The clansmen drank beer with their meals and got drunk on feast days. Tony Stark drank powerful spirits and got drunk on regular occasions. Even without the interference of his magical powers his victory was assured. The Knott laughed and asked the question on everyone's mind.


"Aye, I do accept but ye need to wager something too."


"Of course. As I am the greatest smith in all the land, I will make ten suits of the finest plate for whoever can beat me."


"Castle forged steel for a useless mine? I accept as well, ye fool." Proclaimed the Norrey.


The contestants moved to sit on opposite sides of the long table. Half a dozen bottles of the best Northern wine were brought out before them. The grinning mountain men poured themselves a mug each and began the challenge. Tony simply smirked and waited. Luwin thought that he probably knew from experience the best way to win this battle.


The clansmen cheered as the Knott and Norrey downed another mug of wine. Tony sat with his bottle full and his glass empty, simply smirking as the two got increasingly drunk. With a flourish, he uncorked the bottle and put it to his lips. The clansmen went silent as the bottle slowly emptied into the foreigner's gullet. He placed it next to the single bottle emptied by the combined efforts of the two clansmen and grabbed his second.


Stark had finished another two bottles before his opponents had each drank one. They had reached the stage of drunkenness where standing became difficult but Tony seemed hardly worse for the wear. The fine bottled wine was finished and the cook had laid out skins of cheaper drink. Luwin would never consume such swill but Tony attacked it with gusto. It had taken mere minutes for the clansmen to be defeated.


Tony laughed uproariously. He stood on surprisingly steady feet and cheered.


"Victory! I am the booziest of boozehounds."


One of the clansmen eyed him with a combination of respect and disgust.


"Ye be no man. Ye be a fish. I don't know whether to laugh at ye cleverness or be angered by it. What's ye name, outlander?"


"I'm…my name is Stark. I'm Tony Stark and I'm quite amazing if I do say so myself. Which I do, frequently. Every day. Nice to meet you."


"I be the Harclay. I heard ye boast about being the finest smith about. I challenge ye to prove it. If ye can make a hundred sets of armor for my clansmen within a moon's turn, I'll let ye Starks open as many mines in my lands as ye want."


"Of course! I can do anything. Good talk. I'm gonna go bother Rodrik now."


Tony stumbled off the to high table. Luwin shook his head at the terrible deal that he had drunkenly made. The man would regret that in the morning. No matter how skilled he was, nobody could make that much armor in a mere moon's turn. Besides which, opening new mines in Harclay land was principally beneficial to the Harclay. Still, Tony was perennially hungry for ore. He might actually try to do it.


Luwin followed the drunken Stark to where Ser Rodrik was sitting next to the high seat. Tony managed to somehow seat himself without issue and proceeded to needle the castellan. Luwin took his own seat on the other side. Ser Rodrik glanced from the drunkard on one end to the smirking boy Prince on the other. Luwin shrugged apologetically as the knight began to speak.


"What do you want now, Anthony?"


"You keep calling me that to annoy me, right?"


"Now why would I ever want to annoy you, Lord Anthony?"


"Good man. Keep at it. So, ugh, I saw you eying the lady over there. We gonna see some stern little Rodriks soon?"


"Hold your tongue. The lady Hornwood is not some crass slattern. She deserves every courtesy."


"Hornwood, eh? What an appropriate name." Tony waggled his eyebrows suggestively. "You two clearly are attracted to each other, why not ask her to dance or something?"


"I...It would never work out. My lands are small and poor and she holds the seat of a Major House. Many of the other Stark vassals have asked permission to court her. I do not compare."


"Bullshit. She likes you, it's clear as day. That's what's important. You should do both you and her a favor and ask her to dance."


"It isn't important. She needs a politically advantageous marriage. I am not politically advantageous."


"You're one of the most powerful men in the North. You have the ear of the Starks. If you need money, I can just give you some shares in one of my many businesses. It's not like I'll be hurting for money any time soon."


"This has nothing to do with getting me out of your hair, of course? I wish it could be, I truly do but this is a succession crisis. If we marry, the crisis will only be postponed for a few years."


"So? In a few years the Starks will be so rich and powerful that no one will question them. Others might have more land but you have more power. Lady Hornwood doesn't need land. She needs someone who can advocate for her interests with her overlord. In other words, you."


"Fine. I'll ask her to dance but if this ends in disaster I am punching you in the face."


"If it ends in disaster, I'll deserve it."


Rodrik took a long gulp from his wineglass and stood. He walked over to the other end of the high table where Lady Hornwood was seated. He cleared his throat and nervously asked.


"My lady, would you do me the honor of a dance?"


"Of course I will, Ser Rodrik. I thought you would never ask."


Tony dug into his food while the pair danced to the music. The minstrels were pretty decent in Luwin's opinion but Ser Rodrik seemed to be composed entirely of stone on the dancefloor. He was simply terrible and only his speed kept his feet from his partners toes. For her part, Lady Hornwood seemed to find his lack of skill hilarious. Her expression was of pure joy as she taught him the proper moves. They were the only ones dancing for a song but others quickly joined them for the next.


Luwin considered it quite sweet that Tony talked Ser Rodrik into dancing. He was more right than he knew that Rodrik was destined for wealth and power. The Cassel lands lay directly to the north of Winterfell along the path from the mountain clans to the Stark holdfast. With Winterfell as a major industrial hub and the clans providing resources, Ser Rodrik's tiny holdings could easily become wealthy through trade and tolls.


The feast was midway through when two figures entered. The guard on duty, Alebelly, announced their presence.

"Lord Jojen and Lady Meera Reed of Greywater Watch."


The young lady was awestruck, eagerly taking in every detail. Her eyes sparkled when they saw Bran. The boy lord simply looked extraordinarily confused, as if everything had suddenly ceased to make sense. Luwin could sympathise. The pair walked up to the high table and Jojen blurted out.


"This is all wrong. This isn't the way it was supposed to be."


He turned and glared at Tony.


"You! You aren't supposed to be here."


Tony replied with a bitter laugh.


"Damn right I'm not supposed to be here. I'm supposed to be at home, sipping a martini and listening to rock music."


"You don't understand. My dreams always come true, always. I had a dream about this place, this time. You weren't there."


"Oh, I understand plenty. That's the problem with precognition. It doesn't account for unknown variables. Shit is useless if it can't predict what I do. Then again, maybe I'm just inherently unpredictable."


The boy stared at Tony for an uncomfortable minute. His unnaturally green eyes became even more unnatural, the whites filling up with the verdant color of his pupils. His hands shook as he continued to stare, seemingly at things no one else could see.


"I see them. The sky snakes and the gold clad monsters who walk as men. In midwinter when the moon is full, they come from the sky in search of secrets in old Valyria. They-"


Jojen suddenly paused and his twitching got much worse. Foam flecked his lips as his whole body started shaking. He collapsed into a heap with nary another word. Luwin rushed around the table but the boy's sister was faster. She stuck a sturdy stick in his mouth to prevent him from biting his tongue and moved his head so that he wouldn't choke on his own vomit. Luwin approved, it seemed like Lady Reed was well trained in how to deal with such a calamity.


There was a crash and Luwin looked up to see Tony pulling shards of his shattered glass from his hand. His face was pale, as if he had seen a ghost. Luwin had never seen the man so terrified. In fact, he had never seen him afraid at all. Not even during the most critical moments of Bran's operation was his drunken calm disrupted. He stood up and without a word, rushed out of the hall. Luwin reached into his satchel and produced a small bag of powdered herb-of-grace.


He poured a thimbleful of the powder into a mug of well watered wine and handed it to the Lady. She looked at it with a bewildered expression, which was turned to face Luwin. Had no one ever helped her brother deal with his seizures? They might be magically induced but they clearly required mundane treatment. Luwin simply would not have the heir to a major house die under his care if he could help it. Lady Meera put voice to her confusion.


"What is this?"


"A tincture of Herb-of-grace, milady. For your brother's seizures."


She looked suspiciously at the cup for a few seconds and then removed the stick from his mouth. The lady pulled him up and poured some of the liquid down his throat. He choked a bit and spat out much of the fluid but his seizures quited slightly. Lady Meera continued to slowly feed the medicine to him on the floor of the great hall as Bran looked on in concern. Luwin cleared his throat and motioned to Alebelly.


"Could you escort Lord and Lady Reed to the guest quarters? His recovery is paramount."


The pair left in the company of the guard. Lady Meera shot a grateful look towards the Maester as she left. Luwin walked back to the high table and bowed before Lord Bran.


"If you will excuse me, milord, I am quite exhausted from this day's activities and much remains to be done."


"Of course, Maester Luwin. Could you check up on Tony? He seems out of sorts and I doubt it is from too much drinking."


Luwin nodded and walked out the great hall. His first stop was Tony's tower, the great inventor needed to be as stable as possible for everyone's safety. He was naturally too unstable to let stew in terror. He walked past the oddly silent machines of the lower level and stepped quietly up the stairs to his personal room. Tony was frantic, his hands flew across the air designing something new. It looked like a suit of armor but the inner workings were far too complicated for that.


Tony seemed to discard more than he added and his fingers twitched as he sketched out some exceedingly complex Starksteel designs. He didn't notice the aged Maester until Luwin cleared his throat. He glanced over once and quickly returned to his work. Luwin sighed.


"Tony, there is plenty of time for working later. Why don't you go back to the feast?"


"No! There's no time. I don't know when they will arrive. I need a suit and I need one yesterday."


"When who will arrive? The sky snakes Lord Reed mentioned? You were just talking about problems with future sight and now you're quaking at the possibility of some fairy tale monster. I don't get it."


"They are called the Chitauri and four years ago they invaded my home. We almost lost, I almost died. I'm not going to let that happen to another world if I can stop it."


"How can you stop it? You are only a single man. Besides, midwinter is years away."


"I thought I could take some more time to be Tony Stark. I thought I could goof off by fast tracking an industrial revolution. I thought that this world didn't need my protection. I thought wrong. So, sure, I'm just one man but that doesn't matter. What matters is that I'm Iron Man."


Tony spun the armor towards Maester Luwin. A menacing faceplate stared with blue glowing eyes. He pressed something in mid air and whirring could be heard down below. He continued.


"What matters is that this world needs Iron Man. Maybe not today, maybe not for a few years but eventually it's going to need me in the suit. So that's exactly what it's going to get."
 
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