Aboard landing vessel
3961 - Fifth Bloom - Day 4 - 5:012
Descending to New Zealand
High Diplomat Ontyl Zininder
The hanar diplomat jostled in its straps as the craft lowered into the atmosphere, the inertial dampeners working their hardest. The destination was a manor in rural New Zealand, far outside of any human settlement. It was rather curious to see a human dwelling, although it would not be the typical one.
Looking out the window, Ontyl observed the blue sky and the bright green vegetation, and it felt that Earth was truly beautiful, and it would hopefully remain so for centuries to come. It could see the manor they were heading towards, made of brick of all things, and with an expansive garden enclosed in hedges and tall metal fences.
The craft soon began to slow down, lowering over a section of flat vegetation groomed into stripes. The cabin barely jostled as the skilled pilot set the craft down, and Ontyl began preparing itself to finally meet the humans, nervous despite the many years of experience it had with diplomacy it was its first first contact.
As protocol dictated, Ontyl's guards were the first to leave the vessel, scanning the surroundings for anything suspicious and silently relaying them to the diplomat through bioluminescence. Their black and teal armour covered them completely, a strong but extraordinarily flexible weave encased each of their [tentacles], all six of their eyes had lenses covering them - embedded with holographic displays that analyzed and scanned everything around them. They were each equipped with two automatic pistols, a light machine gun, a grenade launcher, and extendable blades sharpened to a single molecule attached to their two primary [tentacle-arms]. Each had a personal barrier capable of stopping anything the humans could think of attacking with.
Most of the galaxy disregarded the hanar's combat abilities, but the joke was on them. Despite each [tentacle-arm] being capable of only lifting [5 kg /11 lb], technology could be used to overcome that. The constrictive strength of their [tentacle-arms] was second to none, filled with venom that could kill almost anything on Kahje, and affected alien races in a variety of ways - from mild skin irritation to flesh sloughing off bone. It was unknown how it affected the humans at this point, so caution was advised.
Ontyl's own suit was much more subtle. It was mostly transparent, showing off its vibrant purple flesh and its bright bioluminescence. The hanar did not have much concept of nudity, since their language required most of their body to be bare, but around aliens one had to adapt. The suit transitioned to a beautifully patterned cyan fabric under the hanar's [skirt] and extending halfway down its [tentacles]. Ontyl felt rather handsome.
The two guards simultaneously indicated that it was safe to descend the ramp, nothing glaringly obvious. There were certainly tiny cameras, microphones, and a myriad of other sensors embedded through the field and surrounding them, but it was nothing obtrusive. One notable example was a camera hidden inside of a fake [mammal]-like creature, one of the guards expressed humorously. The humans were probably trying to gain everything they could from this encounter, no matter the outcome. Quite practical, it approved.
Ontyl gently floated down the stone path, towards a trio of humans emerging from the door of the building. Each side of the path was a rather beautiful garden, filled with vibrant flowering vegetation. The enviro-suit relayed the sound of buzzing insects to its ears.
The humans stopped short of meeting them, letting the hanar observe them. A variety of skin tones and textures, the odd [sea-grass]-like covering on the top cut short to their heads or covered by a garment. Ontyl wondered if they had any sensation in it. It seemed to be two guards and a diplomat, unless it was misunderstanding the formal dress codes of humans. The two potential guards held primitive chemical firearms, protected by a thick fabric of some sorts. The human diplomat had darker skin and was shorter and squatter than the guards, with a rather interesting garment covering its head, exposing only its face. A female, the hanar guessed and the accompanying guards confirmed it. The humans' eyes kept a close watch on the hanar group.
The hanar stopped [10 feet / 3 meters] away from the humans and bobbed in the air, which was returned by the humans bending at their waist slightly. "This one is joyous at our first meetings. This one's name is Ontyl Zininder, and I'm accompanied by Guard Telold and Guard Mendura." The diplomat gestured to its left then its right, the guards bobbing once as they were introduced. It was only polite to introduce those responsible for its safety. They had different jobs, its arguably more prestigious, but all three were equal under the eyes of the Enkindlers.
"It's an honour to meet you, Diplomat Ontyl Zininder, Guards Telold and Mendura. My name is Jawaria Ibrahim, and I'm joined by Lieutenant Charles Reid and Sergeant Marcelo Sandoval." Each of the human guards made an odd gesture with their hands as they were mentioned. "We are happy to welcome you to Earth. If you'd follow me, the rest of the meeting shall take place inside."
"This one will happily follow you, Diplomat Jawaria Ibraham."
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Inside the manor
High Diplomat Ontyl Zininder
Following the human through the hallways of the manor, Ontyl admired the primitive decorations. It would not have been out of place in an elcor historical drama, besides the proportions.
The hallway opened to a room full of the rest of the humans. There was even more variance in skin colours and hair styles. The human guards were stationed at the doors and windows of the room, and two other humans were seated at a large table. They rose as the hanar approached. Guard Telold indicated that the room was also filled with cameras and sensors.
One of the human diplomats, a male with no [kelp] covering its spotted and shiny head, besides a fuzzy structure above its mouth, approached Ontyl and thrust out its right hand and left it there. A moment passed, before Ontyl decided to be honest with its confusion. "This one is not sure the purpose of this action. Is it a greeting?" The [kelp]-less human rather interestingly turned red in the face and on the odd structures on the sides of its head. The female diplomat and the other male shared a look and the human guards rustled.
"It's a - it's a handshake. To introduce ourselves to each other." The human stuttered out, looking nervous. Ontyl decided to take pity on the poor human.
"This one understands. However, this one does not have an endoskeleton, so this one requests you to be gentle. This one is titled High Diplomat Ontyl Zininder." Ontyl extended a [tentacle-arm] and the human embraced it with its own hand, shaking the pair up and down several times. Ontyl did not understand the point, but supposed it might be more impactful on a species without venomous barbs.
"I am Secretary Dean Wilson, representing the United States of America for this meeting. It's a pleasure to meet you, High Diplomat Zininder." And once again, the humans showed how divided they were, that in a first contact between species they would bring up the divisions within theirs. Unwise, and the humans were lucky it was the hanar they had met. Dean Wilson's pronunciation of Ontyl's name was abysmal, but that was excusable.
The female stepped forward next, introducing herself again. "I am Secretary Jawaria Ibrahim, representing the Federal Republic of Nigeria. It is a pleasure to host you on our planet." Ontyl shook the human's hand, feeling much more comfortable and its lights showed happiness in succeeding in the human custom.
The other male was next, his head covered by [kelp] and had differently shaped eyes. He bent at the waist slightly before the hanar, which the hanar returned with a bob. He extended an arm and introduced himself. " I am Secretary Liao Yun, representing the People's Republic of China. It is a great honour to meet you, Diplomat Ontyl Zininder." This male's pronunciation was much better than the first, but his grip was uncomfortably tight on Ontyl's [hand]. It conveyed to the guards that there was no response needed, for now.
The humans took a seat on the other side of the table. Pads of some sort of writing surface sat in front of each the humans, with primitive writing utensils set beside. The chair provided for it was extremely uncomfortable but Ontyl made do, curling its [tentacles] under itself. A silence passed as Ontyl waited for the humans to say something, It did not want the humans to feel rushed by it.
The humans exchanged glances and a few of the guards shifted again. The [kelp]-less human spoke, its furry mouth part quivering with every word. "We, the people of Earth, are wondering why you have come to us, and why specifically now." The other humans seemed content with that query.
"This one's people had an exploratory vessel in the relative vicinity of your system, and detected signals originating from here. The vessel returned to Hanar space and relayed the information to the Illuminated Chorus, the Hanar government. The Illuminated Chorus sent this one and its companions as a diplomatic mission." Ontyl explained, hopefully alleviating their worries.
"How are you speaking English? And how did you translate our languages so quickly? And in such vast amounts?" The wrinkled male asked, his eyes narrowed at Ontyl.
"This one is not speaking English. This one is speaking the Hanar Common Language, with a computer translating everything into what you hear. Regarding our level of preparation, Earth is not the first First Contact that has happened. By some standards, this is going quite well. The diplomatic party of the Asari, another species, was massacred and eaten by the industrial society they were meeting with as they did not have a complete understanding of the Yahg's psychology, biology, or even language. This one's people like to err on the side of caution." Ontyl was honest about the Yahg and Asari meeting, it had nothing to lose. The humans' faces twisted, what it interpreted as surprise. "The Healing [Hands] sat outside your system for approximately a week of yours, translating signals to develop a lexicon." That definitely caused the humans to shift, probably wondering at just what had been heard.
The female opened her mouth to speak, but the [kelp]-less male spoke over her. "What exactly do you want with Earth? Resources? Subjects? Slav-"
The female interrupted back. "Enough Charles! You will not jeopardize this meeting! I, and the humans of Earth, sincerely apologize for his accusation." She spoke rapidly, but Ontyl knew it was mostly a farce. A true politician, this one. She would be at home on Thessia with a bit more practice. She wanted to know the answer too. Ontyl wondered if this had been rehearsed, and deemed it probable. Humans were showing their potential at almost every turn. The other male made no comment.
"This one took no offense, it is a valid concern. The Illuminated Chorus does not condone slavery, and as a species, Hanar actively oppose it. Our government has a client species, yes, but that is due to the Drell homeworld's ecological collapse and the subsequent evacuation and resettling organized by the Illuminated Chorus. The Drell have repeatedly expressed their gratitude to the Hanar, and all of their independence referendums have failed by a large margin." The humans appeared calmer and calmer the more Ontyl spoke, and it hoped they took no offense to the next part, "Earth is a beautiful world, yes, but it is not unique in resources or in life. Uninhabited systems would be much better targets for large-scale resource extraction, and with much less opposition." Ontyl might have overstepped in stressing that, it might've made the humans insecure.
"Diplomat Ontyl, you mentioned a few other species… The - ahem - Azari and Yag? How many races are there? What are their governments like?" The [kelp]-less male asked, and Ontyl prepared its bioluminescence for the upcoming speech.
"The largest power in the galaxy is the Citadel. It contains approximately 40% of the galactic area, and the majority of the population. The Citadel Council has three seats, for the asari, salarians and turians. The Hanar, drell, elcor and volus are all non-voting members of the Citadel. The elcor, Hanar, and volus have all had embassies on the Citadel, a large space station where the seat of the government is, for over two thousand of your years." The humans looked a bit worried, sharing glances.
"Outside of the Citadel races, there are the quarians. They travel the galaxy in the Migrant Fleet, approximately 50,000 vessels. The krogan have a small population, after they lost a rebellion against the Citadel. The batarians are the most powerful of the three, with an area of influence rivalling that of the Citadel, but they are considerably less friendly." Ontyl felt a bit bad simplifying those scenarios, but promised itself it would explain more in depth at a later time. The humans seemed a bit relieved, probably thinking there were other viable options than the three-party dictatorship that was the Citadel Council. Ontyl missed when the Hanar were that naive.
"There are the Terminus Systems, lawless systems filled with petty warlords and crime. And of course, there is a considerable number of industrial or pre-industrial species, such as the Raloi, the Vorcha, or the Yahg, to name a few. As a species, you have been deemed advanced enough to be contacted by the Illuminated Chorus." It had been the dream of the hanar to meet another space-flight capable aquatic species to share their water worlds with, but they had only swam into, at best, tribal 'civilizations' under the oceans. The elcor were good friends, but their method of communication was not compatible with being underwater and they preferred solid ground under their large feet.
"Where are we located, relative to these other powers?" The female asked, and Ontyl prepared for them to be afraid and disappointed.
"The Sol System is relatively close to the border of Illuminated Chorus controlled space, approximately a thousand light-years away. To the opposite direction, approximately three thousand light-years away, there are the batarians who thankfully do not seem to be expanding in this direction lately. This system is also in proximity to the outer reaches of the Terminus Systems, this one is sorry to say." The humans' faces went from tentatively happy at the proximity to the Hanar, to nervous, to outright scared at the last sentence.
"What can we expect from the batarians and the Terminus Systems?" The wrinkled male asked, his mind working as fast as it could trying to consider all the possibilities.
"The Terminus System pirates and warlords could potentially be bought to leave the Sol System alone, but the batarians will be interested in you once they learn of you." Ontyl braced itself to break the spirits of such a young race, "The batarians are slavers, unfortunately. It is a status symbol to them, part of their culture. The other galactic races have tried to curb them, to stop their tyranny, but they are firm in their beliefs. Even the batarians themselves aren't immune to being enslaved."
"We've dealt with slavers before, fought wars against them, in fact. I'm sure the Citadel could help protect us, surely?" The [kelp]-less human asked. This kept getting worse and worse, for both parties.
"This one does not mean to minimize your struggles as a species, but what you experienced was rather tame compared to what the batarians do. The majority of your slavery happened before technology could truly bloom. The batarians control their slaves with implants, brutally imbedded in their brains with no anesthesia or anything resembling medical care. These implants can control the slaves thoughts to a degree, and can trigger extraordinary pain at the will of their masters. For all of their many faults, the batarians are rather good at neuroscience." Ontyl said morbidly, thinking of what could be if the batarians used their skills for good.
"Do you have any proof of these claims? Something to take to our governments?" The female asked, her forehead skin furrowed into an interesting pattern of wrinkles. Very expressive faces, these humans had.
"Certainly. This one can provide you with the Galactic Codex, maintained by the Citadel Council. Additionally, this one shall provide photographic and video evidence of the claims about the batarians. It shall have to wait until this one arrives back on the Healing [Hands]." Ontyl took pity on the humans, it didn't want to overwhelm them but it was unavoidable. "This one proposes arranging another meeting, potentially with more people on both sides, to help figure out some finer details."
"That sounds amendable, High Diplomat. It was an honour to meet you." The wrinkled male said, the sentiment echoed by the other humans.
Another round of the odd 'handshakes,' and Ontyl returned to the vessel.
It relaxed against the comfortable seat, letting out a bright flash of bioluminesce as it stretched its stiff [tentacles]. If conversations with the humans were going to continue, Ontyl would have to begin bringing its own seats. It was not as young as it used to be.
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