A Perfect Pounce
by Chairtastic.
Summary: A sequel to Clever Craft. J'Zargo Dovahkiin comes to Skyrim, and finds it full of curiosities and power. Curiosity may kill the cat, but satisfaction will bring him back!
Author's Note: This fic is a sequel to another fic, called Clever Craft, saying again because I feel like it. Nyah. Links will be provided to the progenitor fic, and I heartily encourage you to read it so more of this story makes sense to you. But I'm not your dad, I can't tell you what to do.
Clever Craft link:
Bwam!
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Prologue: Shattered be the Oathbreaker.
Blue Palace
High King Torygg
Somewhere, somehow, things had gone so terribly wrong for Torygg.
It had been a lovely winter, just enough snow to stave off fears of drought, not so much that it was required to stay indoors. Elisif, fair queen of Skyrim, wife of the Jarl, taught him winter games she played in mountainous Bruma where it was cold year-round. Torygg ignored everyone who tried to stop him – to Oblivion with what a High King should be seen doing.
Until a messenger ran to him, to tell him the news.
Ulfric Stormcloak came to his city on the first day of the new year, alone. His housecarl was nowhere to be seen, he came to the city by horseback, rather than his ship. Ulfric, tall as a Nord could hope to be and thrice as strong, had the face of a man angry enough to kill.
Torygg had hoped it was a mistake – he made those often, more often in recent times. His steward, Falk Firebeard, had to correct him more frequently. And the Imperial officer who graciously took over the duties of Court Wizard simply hadn't the time for courtly matters, so she was no help. There were potent wards around Solitude and Haafingar Hold that needed maintenance – but Sybille had been effective enough to maintain them
and help Torygg run the Hold, damn it!
Red-faced from the cold outside, Torygg had hastily shed his layers of coats to be ready to receive a Jarl.
Ulfric Stormcloak, Jarl of far away Eastmarch, came into the Blue Palace and did not request an audience as he did before.
"Tell the boy king to bring his sword, I challenge him to a duel over the honor he has cost me."
Those were his exact words, according to the messengers.
Now, Imperial law required both parties to consent to a duel before one could take place. Nordic custom required that a duel be automatically accepted, unless the challenged wished to start a blood feud with the challenger.
Ulfric's look, when he issued the challenge allegedly was such that if he refused, Ulfric might try and kill him regardless.
Torygg didn't see for himself until he automatically accepted the challenge, and ignored the objections of his court. He put on only a single coat, and carried his sword in his hands.
In the snowy courtyard, where courtiers could watch beneath the arcades, High King and Jarl met. Their contrast was clear. Torygg was slight, he was short for a Nord, stylish in an Imperial way and more than slightly frightened – Ulfric was tall, he was broad, he wore armor and furs as naturally as breathing, and he had not a speck of fear on his face.
The Jarl's armor had changed – once, it was simple dyed steel. He stood there, in a suit that mixed furs with sections of glittering ice.
Ulfric was an axe man, and carried a steel handaxe. It would give him an advantage in power attacks, at the cost of range and speed. But his true power lay in his voice – his mystic power, old as the Throat of the World.
"I don't understand what brought this on, Jarl Ulfric," the High King spoke, loud enough for all the audience to hear. He drew his sword and tossed aside the scabbard, as he'd seen in plays.
Ulfric watched him, and scowled. "Partly the problem, that." Ulfric didn't draw his weapon as he approached. "You don't see what the problem is. You're so ignorant of the reality of the situation that you don't know
why people are angry with you. Why
I am angry with you." Ulfric continued to walk forward until he stepped directly into the tip of Torygg's sword. And kept going.
Torygg's eyes threatened to leave his skull as his sword's point proved no deterrent, and Ulfric pushed him back by his blade. The Jarl's pace wasn't even slowed by Torygg, who scrambled to find purchase as he slid backward on the snow and stone.
"This duel is not to the death. Other men, better men, have begged me to spare your life. They paid highly to convince me mercy was appropriate." Ulfric gestured to his new armor. "When one party yields, and the other accepts, it's done. Agreed?" Ulfric didn't need to raise his voice to be heard – a side effect of his queer power.
"Um."
"Then let's begin. Tiid… klo ul!" A distortion in the air, like ripples in water, passed from Ulfric across all nearby surfaces. Ulfric raised his arm and batted aside Torygg's sword with his ice-covered gauntlet. His other hand, balled up into a fist, found Torygg's face in short order. Ulfric's movements were so quick they were a blur, Torygg only processed them in hindsight.
The Jarl's punch sent Torygg slightly up into the air, then quickly onto the ground. Yet he didn't remain there. Ulfric dragged Torygg to his feet by his coat, and laid into him with a punch in the gut.
Around the ringing in his ears, Torygg could hear Ulfric lecture him.
"A Jarl's word is ironclad. Words by a scribe can be dismissed as a mistake, or idiocy. But when a Jarl of Skyrim speaks, it should be as if the land itself speaks." Ulfric used both hands to toss Torygg into a pillar, and introduced his fists to Torygg's belly. "Tiid… klo ul!"
Many times, in blurred motions, did Ulfric's fists find Torygg's belly.
"A year ago, I negotiated a deal to bring Solstheim to you. A gift your forbears gave away, to mer unable to make use of it. You agreed to the terms I negotiated!" Ulfric's face never changed from the scowl he had earlier as he punched Torygg so hard the High King's teeth were lost in the snow.
Torygg stumbled, tried to get away, he'd lost his sword at some point and couldn't recall when. "Higgf heield…."
"Then! Then you break the terms of the treaty. You sell part of the island to the Imperials before there is even a Jarl to consult." Ulfric pursued Torygg like his Hold's totemic animal, the bear: dangerously quick. "And now you try to shackle them to a charter to sell their own ebony. You let the Thalmor loose upon their island – to steal treasures of our history, to threaten and kidnap and commit
murder.
You have made me a liar!"
"Higff heield!" Torygg threw up his hands to shield his face, all for naught as Ulfric's bloody knuckles punched through his defenses to find their mark yet again.
"You not only break
your oaths, but make me party to your oath breaking! As High King, you make all of
Skyrim liars! Oath breakers!" Ulfric stopped when Torygg fell to the ground again, his scowl gone. "You should never have been Skyrim's High King – and now, I will make it so you can never be again."
He stepped back, as Torygg scooted away, the snow all around them red with royal blood.
"By defeating you in fair combat, you are no longer qualified to be High King. A new Moot will be called to find a replacement – but you will remain Jarl of Haafingar." Ulfric glowered down at Torygg, pitying. "You should have been given the chance to just be Jarl of Haafingar, before being High King. Balgruuf, myself, even Idgrod would have been more suitable. But the Empire got their hooks into you. And now you pay for it."
Torygg didn't understand what Ulfric was talking about, he was mostly a mess of fear and shame – he hadn't even been able to swing at Ulfric.
"I accept your yield." Ulfric advanced until he loomed over Torygg, his visage cast in shadow by the sun above him. "Don't. Ever. Make me repeat this lesson, Torygg. Goodbye."
As the Jarl's shadow faded from his view, so too did Torygg fade from consciousness. He went into that state confused, afraid, and ashamed.
The physical pain hurt almost as much as the shattered ego.
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Chapter 1: Frenzy and Calm.
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Pale Pass
J'Zargo Dovahkiin
Going from one end of the continent to another took a while, as it turned out. Especially when the lands between weren't peaceful.
For a khajiit, travel between the Dominion and Empire was difficult – the perception of being thieves, smugglers, drug dealers cast a long shadow.
As a dagi-raht, he only came up to the chest of the average nord. Those that didn't think him a thief thought him a youngster – until he opened his mouth, anyway. Some were unsettled, some were intrigued, and a worrisome minority were enticed.
J'Zargo had started his journey on Khenarthi's Roost, an island off the southern coast of Elsweyr. His homeland was not stable, as they were asked by their overlords to help slaughter their neighbors – the bosmer. Khajiit and the wood elves had bad blood between them, but a third party's involvement dissolved those old hatreds. Khajiiti support for the pogroms always seemed to cause more delays and headaches for the Thalmor than it was worth.
Which meant his trek from the island to the mainland had been
interesting at least.
The human nation next door, the Mede Empire, had been just as chaotic, with the added problems of
bureaucracy. J'Zargo had taken the better part of a year to earn the money for bribes, fees, and travel passes.
And it still wasn't enough – he eventually got fed up with the constant stream of 'um, actually' from humans, and signed on with a group to get across the border between warm Cyrodiil in the south and frozen Skyrim to the north.
Technically speaking, they were horse thieves. They stole horses from their own ranches outside the border city of Bruma, and smuggled them across the border to Skyrim – where the horses would be sold to the rebels, and their owners would get a hefty payment from the Empire for the theft.
Economically, it was brilliant.
J'Zargo rode one of the horses meant to be sold to the Stormcloaks, his legs just barely long enough to fit the stirrups. Since most of the ride was 'forward' in the mountain pass, he read a book on the alteration school of magic – Breathing Water, by Haliel Myrm.
"The world will end the spell, no matter how good this one is," J'Zargo muttered as he pondered a similar line in the book.
"Mage, horses are getting spooked," called one of the nords near the front of the line. Her tone was annoyed, J'Zargo had known her to dislike any instance of the two of them interacting.
J'Zargo coated his hand with green fire and released the illusion spell without looking up from his book.
"Yes, that seems to have worked," the same nord spoke, in a monotone.
Later on in the book, the narrator described reality pushing against the protagonist's spells. He didn't feel such from his illusions, so he tried to focus and see if he could perceive what the book described.
"J'Zargo, you got Bianca with that spell again," another nord commented as he moved his horse closer. Sounded like Lokir – the weird one with the aggressively dirty face.
"Khajiit is trying to focus, if you please," J'Zargo glowered at the words on the page. "Sunlight will not last long."
"Uh huh, and if you didn't keep your eyes on the book, our
scout wouldn't be totally unbothered by anything she sees for the next few hours."
J'Zargo lowered his book so he could glare at Lokir. Twin Moons, his face was filthy – like Lokir had let a mud mask dry on it. While he kept his eyes on Lokir's, he raised his voice. "Bianca, where are you?" J'Zargo's tail twitched as it swayed rapidly behind him.
"I'm here," her voice replied, monotone.
The khajiit's tufted ears twisted to pinpoint her position, then his arm snapped out and launched a red-white bolt of magic where it had come from.
"Why'd you do that?!" Bianca's voice shifted from a monotone to outrage. "Red light in my face, ugh! You've ruined my whole evening, I ought to stab you, cat!"
"There," J'Zargo smiled, charming despite how irate he was. "She's no longer unbothered."
Lokir looked where J'Zargo had fired, and slowly drew his neck into his shoulders. How turtle-like. "You used the angry spell on her, didn't you – oh gods, she's on her way here."
"Why'd you do that?! When I ask you a question, cat, I expect an answer – now tell me before I bite your tail!" Bianca's voice drew closer, but J'Zargo didn't turn to look at her.
"Lokir was upset that you were so calm, so khajiit cast that spell to make him stop complaining," J'Zargo explained, his smile wider with every word.
Lokir didn't stay long after that – he bade his horse move to the front of the line, pursued by Bianca.
With no nords to bother him, J'Zargo returned to his book. It was only when he scanned the page to find where he'd left off that he remembered – his observations! He snapped his book closed, and started to focus on the magic he'd cast, any minute degradation would be noted – of this, J'Zargo had no doubt.
However, he underestimated how understimulating the Pale Pass could be. Snow, and rocks, and high mountains, and more snow. The Jerall Mountains were tall, with the northernmost spur of the range being Tamriel's tallest mountain: The Throat of the World. This meant next to nothing could live in the high mountains, so nothing could distract J'Zargo from his terrible boredom.
The brightest, most interesting things around were the horses and the smugglers – himself included. With his winter coat fully grown in, he could wear a summer robe still – green with patterns of leaves throughout. The humans and single dark elf in the gang were all bundled up, and the horses had blankets and boots on for the cold weather.
He would rather have his own tail twisted than try to use horses for entertainment. J'Zargo had learned, the hard way in Cheydinhal, horses could inflict serious injuries
quickly. He wanted no such fate to befall him.
He couldn't feel his spells fail under reality, even as hours passed and he had to reapply them. The effects just… ended. J'Zargo couldn't feel them weaken, but he knew he should. It was an aspect of magic he had to master, lest he die foolishly – like the character in the book.
Night came, so J'Zargo lost his reading time without progress, a frustratingly common occurrence. They had to sleep in the saddle – as there was nowhere to go to make camp until they got to the Skyrim side of the border.
Unable to read his book, on account of its age, J'Zargo pulled a letter from his bag. The letter which had started his journey. The letter was magic, its ink lit up in the dark – just enough for his khajiit eyes to see.
A letter that validated his feelings, back in Mistral. Of being locked in a cage too small for him. Of being special in his own unique way, that his parents and siblings couldn't bat away. That he wasn't just 'the middle child'.
Come to Winterhold, the letter said. You will find power, the letter said. You are likely an incarnation of a god, the letter said. And it offered proof.
Three words that had changed J'Zargo's life forever. Spoken together, a powerful spell. A deadly spell. One which prompted J'Zargo to focus on control of his power, hence Breathing Water.
That fateful encounter was why he favored lightning spells in combat. Khenarthi's light didn't linger long so he needn't worry about his ignorance of ending spells, or lengthening them.
With the letter had come a ring, enchanted with a regenerating effect. Many times, he'd had to sit in a shelter while the ring healed him from otherwise crippling injuries – and it seldom left J'Zargo's finger anymore.
After reading, and pondering how a wife of Magrus had come to have a male name for what felt the millionth time, J'Zargo folded the letter up. He
would get to Winterhold, he
would prove his greatness.
Farri Gold-Tooth, wife of Magrus, had no doubts about it. Her scribe certainly didn't – having given them the words to a mighty spell. He couldn't afford to doubt himself, either.
J'Zargo, resolute to live up to their confidence, laid down on his horse's back. When he next woke, hopefully he'd finally be in Skyrim. One step closer to the College of Winterhold, and the greatness that had been seen in him.
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He woke from the snort of a horse near him. Khajiit flexibility let him pull his feet from the stirrups, stretch, and put them back with minimal effort.
Lokir, nearby, muttered: "Would it kill you to put on trousers under your robes?"
In reply, J'Zargo twisted his torso to stretch his leg skyward, where his robe fell down to his hip, before he sat up. When he opened his eyes, he saw Lokir had a goose-egg knot on his head along with some bruising. "J'Zargo sees Lokir didn't escape Bianca for long."
"Yeah, thank you so much for that." Lokir drove his horse closer to J'Zargo, pulled his fist back and struck him in the head. "Oh, look at that. Now we match."
"Ah!" J'Zargo rubbed his head where the nord had hit him. "Muskarse!"
"We're near the Skyrim side of the border. There's a clearing where the horses can rest, the boss wants you to calm the horses then ride ahead and melt the snow with Mevla." Lokir snapped his fingers and pointed up the road.
J'Zargo narrowed his eyes and flicked his ears back. "Khajiit was told there were no clearings on the Cyrodiil side of the border."
"Well things changed, we need to get off the road for a bit." Lokir shrugged and nudged his horse to fall back. "Hurry up, boss wants it done before the sun's up."
Mentally, J'Zargo knew he should stop the cycle of revenge before it got too far. Emotionally, he immediately gathered red-white fire in his hand for a fury spell to hit Lokir's horse. Only a snowflake in his eye, which made him miss, saved Lokir from being thrown.
J'Zargo's tail lashed like a crazed snake as he laid calm spells upon the horses. In the sky above, the big red moon Jode was new and the smaller white moon Jone was full. Khajiit born that night would be of the ohmes furstock – khajiit that strongly resembled wood elves.
The stars provided little guidance, shrouded by thick clouds that rained snow down upon the pass. And soon they'd be gone, for the horizon shifted from black to rich purple.
"Azurah, khajiit prays for his magic to be strong this day. Khenarthi, khajiit prays for swift feet, and keen ears. Lorkhaj, Moon Beast, khajiit prays to be safeguarded from the Void." In the tween-time, when both sun, moon, and stars were in proximity, prayers would be most keenly heard. So the Moon Bishops back home had said, anyway.
A few prayers before the work day were always good – the worst thing the gods could do would be to say 'no', right?
Past the front of the band of horses, and the other smugglers, J'Zargo rode. Up the pass, he could see the gate – the official border between Cyrodiil and Skyrim. Wood and stone, an empty gate frame wide enough for two horses to walk abreast comfortably.
But at the final curve of the road, within a hundred feet of the border, there was Mevla. An elderly dunmer woman, her hair white from age and her face completely pruned from her years, Mevla was hard at work with fire magic.
Two streams of fire, launched from the palms of her hands, shot out to quickly melt the snow then boil the water left behind. What she exposed was bare dirt and stone. The snow in the pass never grew thin enough for foliage to grow.
Though he didn't like it, J'Zargo did as she did – played with fire.
"Boss has gone soft in the head," Mevla said without prompting from J'Zargo. "Bianca spotted the Legion coming up from behind us, and he wants us off the road to let 'em pass."
"Perhaps this one has gone soft in the head too, he doesn't see the problem." J'Zargo rolled his eyes while he bade his horse walk while he burned. The calm effect kept both their horses from feeling a lick of fear from the flames nearby.
"The Stormcloaks we sell these horses to are up near Orphan Rock, perhaps four hours up the road. We could just keep walking, and the Legion won't catch us." Mevla shook her head, scoffed, and paused her spells for a moment. "And having us clear this is a bad idea. But the Boss wants to risk an avalanche to avoid the Legion. I know how to survive them, so no skin off my ears."
J'Zargo promptly stopped his fire as well. The flames he'd thrown on the ground burned the ice for a while longer, certainly longer than Mevla's by about ten seconds. "How does this risk an avalanche? Khajiit cannot survive them."
"Of course you can." Mevla flicked her wrist dismissively and tugged her hood up with the other hand. "You just use fire magic in one hand to melt some snow into water, freeze it with an ice spell in the other, and create a shelter under the snow. Then you burn your way to the surface when things quiet down." She shrugged.
"Good to know, but khajiit's question was -- "
"Heat spreads out, scuttlehead." Mevla threw some flames and created a cloud of steam when it hit the ice. "The fire we throw on the rocks to clear this travels into the air – and keeps going until it's dispersed evenly. It's the same with the rocks underneath, but they're more likely to shatter from the stress. Put enough hot air out, and you can weaken the snow downwind of you. Where's the wind blowing today, hmm?"
J'Zargo flicked his ears, and scowled. It blew from the south. The way they had came, up the mountain pass toward the Throat of the World. "But… is snowing?" Surely the air was cold enough to tolerate some heat, he thought.
"Makes it worse, really. That can melt the snow in the air, turn it to rain, put extra weight on the snow downwind." She shrugged. "We'll live, so they wanna play stupid games… fine by me."
It wasn't fine with J'Zargo, however. He was fine with taunting or tormenting his fellows – but letting them
die? And the horses – innocent parties to the nonsense of the two-legs.
Alteration magic would be the only way to safely, but he didn't have the knowledge of that magic. It was a specialized field, the power to alter the state of the world. Illusion was its twin – the power to alter the perception of the world.
What he had was destruction spells, lightning, fire, and ice. There were other elements in the school – but J'Zargo didn't know them. His mighty spell, his gift, was only good against people.
Snow had already started to dust the cleared areas, and Mevla had gone back to work with her fire magic.
Then, he had an idea. Mevla had told him how to survive an avalanche, allegedly, so he knew he could do something about it.
With fire in one hand, and ice in the other, J'Zargo went to work.
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Mevla scratched her head as she looked on J'Zargo's work. "Seems… a lot like wasted efforts, you know."
J'Zargo laid flat on his horse's back, his tongue lolled as he panted. "Is… not wasted. If we… live."
All around them were ice half-shells, big enough for the horses. J'Zargo had used ice and fire to create ice, melt it to the shape he wanted with fire, then freeze it again with more ice. All of them were arranged from north-east to south-west. With the snow, they would be invisible from the road, and in the event of an avalanche the half-shells would snap down over the occupants to protect them.
And because he rotated them slightly, they still provided protection from the snow.
Mevla shrugged. "Not sure it'll work, but hey. It's your magicka."
J'Zargo made a rude gesture at her. He panted on his horse, and endured the tingling uncomfortable feeling of being low on magicka. Which meant he was the first person the others saw when they came around the bend.
"Oh, shelters. Thanks?" "We're only going to be here for a couple hours – didn't have to do all this…" "Typical walking rug – can't just do a job and be done, has to get fancy with it." "I'm going in, before he recovers."
His boss and fellow smugglers were of mixed opinions regarding his efforts to spare their lives. One even had the gall to ride up and stroke J'Zargo's ears while he was exhausted! It took all of his strength to hiss and swat at them.
The unridden horses were allowed to rest in the shadows of the half-shells, while their riders took up spots to watch the road for the Legion. J'Zargo didn't have the energy, he rolled off his horse and laid down.
"You like that this one provided shelter, yes?" He asked his piebald mount for the past day.
The horse's reply was to swish their tail, bend down and nibble on his leaf-patterned robe.
"Mara's sake, cat, turn the other way – or put on trousers!" There was Lokir again.
He sighed. "Khajiit hates you all." Then he rolled over, pulled his robe away from the horse, and tried to nap.
J'Zargo's dream was one of those silly ones, the kind he wouldn't remember when he woke up. He was at a costume gala, the sort normally only his parents and older sister would attend. Everyone was covered from ears to tail in swaying silks – their masks were cast in shadows from their hoods and headscarves, with the facial features alight.
He stood at the wall, where servants and children were expected to remain – it's where he had always been, why would his dreams change that?
But then – a group came from the throng of carousing guests. A group of four – three in ridged masks that had closed eye holes, in white red and black. The fourth was a mask of a human woman's face, pale white 'skin', red lips, and eyes that glowed with sapphire light.
"Darlings, he's here!" The fourth figure swept her hand across her face and her mask became a wide, delighted smile. "Oh isn't he handsome, just as I told you?" She moved to stand alongside J'Zargo, and displayed him like a fine piece of merchandise.
"Oh mys goodnesses," the woman in the black mask said as she pinched J'Zargo's sleeve and lifted his arm. "He's is filthy, needs power washings."
The white-masked figure let out a trilling neigh, like an otherworldly horse.
This all seemed perfectly normal to J'Zargo, he didn't resist.
At least, he didn't until the figure in the red mask, taller than the other four, bent down to look at him. Suddenly, the whole gala shook in a rhythmic thump. "Tell me… did their vital essence taste
delicious?" The figure said, with a voice that seemed to burn J'Zargo's ears to hear it.
He turned to look at the first figure again, and saw her mask had changed again. Her eyes were red, her mouth filled with needle teeth in a monstrous grin. The rhythmic thumps grew more intense as the teeth drew closer.
A sudden tug on J'Zargo's midsection woke him from his nap – along with a moderately cool breeze. He blinked and stretched then felt the tug again. J'Zargo looked over his shoulder, and hissed then scooted away.
His horse had been eating his leaf-patterned robe while he slept, and had gnawed off the entire garment to J'Zargo's knees in the front and to just below his rear in the back.
"Was your father a
goat, damn animal?!" J'Zargo snarled and raised his hand with claws unsheathed to swat the creature's nose on instinct.
"Shh!" A human voice hissed. In hushed tones, Lokir peaked around his snow-covered shelter. "Legion's passing by."
J'Zargo rolled to look around the edge of his shelter, and saw soldiers on the road. Brown leather armor, steel backed with red fabric, horse-drawn carriages, cattle, and hounds. The combined footsteps of many thousands of troops and their animals created many rhythmic thumps, like tiny earthquakes.
He promptly swatted at the horse who tried to come for his robe again. His claw caught the creature's nose, and drew a bead of blood.
The horse, under the effect of the calm spell, didn't react other than to lick their nose.
"Hold!" A distant, unfamiliar woman's voice called. "Hounds are picking up something behind us!"
Trumpets sounded, perhaps an order to halt, so many that J'Zargo had to cover his ears. A hard thing to keep up – because the damn horse
still wanted to eat his robe!
Suddenly, there came a single deep tremor that rolled through the ground from north to south. J'Zargo's fur stood on end, his instincts told him to run.
"Stupid Imperials – avalanche!" Lokir shouted from behind his shelter. "Avalanche! Get to cover!"
J'Zargo leaned around the shelter, and saw the reason his instincts told him to flee. Between the Throat of the World and the border, there was a smaller, more jagged mountain – the snow on the south face of it had started to fall and left the black-grey rock underneath exposed. It was far away, but J'Zargo could see the pouring snow from the big mountain knock snow off smaller mountains nearby. It started quiet, but became a deep rumble that rattled the teeth in his mouth. The snow moved as quickly as floodwaters.
He turned away just when he saw a wave of white crest over the border gate, with not a second to spare.
A wave of white crested the gate, the troops, and hit the shelters. So quickly, there wasn't time to react. So loud he couldn't hear the Legion soldiers scramble for shelter. There was a rumble – and then suddenly the half-shell shelter slammed down upon them.
J'Zargo curled into a ball and covered his ears, with the hope the ice he'd sculpted would be enough.
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Fort Neugrad
Warden Steget
One upside about the post of prison warden – she didn't have to go out and help the auxiliaries try to dig corpses out of the snow after the news about the avalanche came up. There were Stormcloak prisoners she had to manage, tend to, and 'interrogate'.
She was too old, too injured to fight. But she could keep a prison calm and quiet, didn't need two working eyes or all her fingers for that. Being a breton, she could resist any mages that tried to hex their way out, too.
Steget found her jail swell with occupants shortly after the avalanche as they found people alive in the snow. Not many, mind, but they had been shielded from the avalanche by queer ice sculptures. Them, and about forty horses, all of whom had to be put down on account of hysterics that led to severe injuries.
Nine non-Legion personnel were found in the snow, and brought to Steget's prison in the Fort for torture, interrogation, and eventual execution. There was technically the chance for them to be released if they were found innocent – but that wasn't likely to happen.
Entertainment in the Bloodlet Mountains was too rare to waste on matters of innocence or guilt, and the hangings provided such good merriment.
Still, Steget had to catalog what each prisoner brought in. The freezing wretches were tossed into the cells. Neugrad had four cells, so it was two prisoners in each. Among the prisoners was a wee cat-creature, a khajiit. Smaller than a bosmer, so Steget had him put into a gibbet and hung on the wall. The gibbets were meant for children, so it fit. Mostly.
Steget, bulky from training from sheer boredom, had no trouble manhandling the prisoners herself as she stripped 'em bare, and told her quaestors what they had for the records.
"More winter clothes," she told the soft Legionary men who kept the records. She tossed the clothes of the last batch of prisoners over the gap between the cell's metal grate and the ceiling. That way she didn't have to risk them trying to run away. Once they were bare, she started on their packs.
See, without clothes the frozen bastards would be too cold to try anything. The fireplace for the prison was on the floor above, and the cells were right next to the emergency exit – to Neugrad Lake.
The Stormcloaks that had been in the cells already were too tired and cold to try and make a fuss, they were huddled together not to die.
"Would… you prefer if we examined the prisoners, sir?" One of her quaestors asked, as he lowered his board and list. He was the only nord in the group, a local.
"Hadvar, is it?" She looked up from examining a pack, smoked meat from the prisoner's rations in hand. "I'm an old woman, I'm not liable to see the front line again in my life. Let me have this small bit of risk, alright?"
"...Yes, sir," the soft nord said and went back to noting what Steget threw out of the cell. He paused, and pointed his quill at the several bags on the floor. "That is
a lot of salt."
"Trying to get around the salt tariffs, probably. That's four years in a labor camp, if we want to put 'em to use," spoke a Nibanese imperial beside him. They started to count up the salt bags, and kicked them. "At least fifty kilos here."
Steget finished her examination of the properly sized prisoners, then went to the khajiit in the gibbet.
Barely conscious from the cold, he didn't put up much resistance as Steget got his things off – most notable being a gold ring that would only fit on Steget's little finger. When she put it on, she felt a wave of relief and warmth in her back and joints. "This has a healing effect," she said and tossed it out for the bean counters.
The cat didn't have much winter clothes – even his smallclothes were silk, with bronze rings at the hips. Not much use for that in Skyrim, they'd have to be used for kindling, maybe the bronze could be melted down for coins.
Bare, the cat was pretty fluffy – cream colored fur with spots in dark brown, black stripes down his limbs and across his face. The cat had tufts on the ends of his ears, and a thin line of a mane from his forehead, between his ears, then all the way down his back to the base of his tail.
With him just as nude as the others, Steget took his pack and started to go through it. "Books, mostly about magic – might need to drug the cat, he seems a mage." What intrigued her was a letter. She read through it, squinting with her one good eye to get the details. "Apparently the cat's got friends in clan Gold-Tooth. Want him to go to Winterhold. Something about… dovahkiin, and thu'um?" Steget folded the letter and tossed it into the pile. "We send that one to the noose first, I think."
Sending more mages to the college behind enemy lines? Madness. Khajiit being dovahkiin, some mortal incarnation of Akatosh? Double madness. The world would be better off without such things.
"Document this all, then take the clothes no one can wear and throw 'em on the fire. I'm going to oil up the pear of anguish." Steget walked to the stairs up to the second floor. "Send for me if any of them need correction."
None of the other new prisoners had papers with a connection to Ulfric's boys, so she was willing to rule them as unlucky bastards, nothing more. Still, the troops needed to see folks hang from a noose on the regular. A poor fate for them, but such were the machinations of the gods.
Up the stairs, she walked into the blessedly warm air produced by the roaring rotunda fireplace. Neugrad was in bad shape, with piles of rubble throughout the fort, the prison was no exception – their biggest pile was immediately to the left of the stairs.
On the other side was Steget's impromptu torture chamber. The room had no door, and was positioned so those who entered from the main door only caught a glimpse, and those who descended the ladder at the top of the stairs didn't see it at all. Acoustics were such that the other prisoners would hear what she did to whomever was on the schedule faintly. Faint screaming implied the torture chamber was further away, and what Steget did was even more horrible.
Dried blood from the prisoner she'd worked over the night before still lingered on her equipment and floor, so she had to clean them.
While she was hard at work on that, she heard the main door open, and heavy footsteps enter. Too heavy to be a leather-armored grunt like her. She dropped the squared-off shears she'd been cleaning and marched to the tower rotunda.
In marched a legate in red-backed steel armor. In the same Imperial style as Steget, but much more protective, expensive, and shiny. The closed-face metal helmet with a vertical crest indicated their rank.
A guest, then, since there was no legate at Fort Neugrad. The senior officer was a praefect.
"Sir," Steget greeted the legate. "Welcome to the prison."
"Such as it is," the legate replied in a Bruma accent. He lifted his helmet and revealed the face of a nord, black haired and bearded with his chin bare. There was frost on his hair, not a good sign. He immediately stood close to the fire. "How many Stormcloaks does your prison have? The praefect couldn't tell me at a glance, and the general needed to know."
General? A general was at the Fort? "Twelve, sir. We had thirteen, but the unlucky soul was sent to the noose this morning."
"Anyone of significant rank? Officers?"
"No, sir. Grunts and messengers all."
"Damn." The legate scowled. "We can only hope Ulfric cares for his men in truth as much as the propagandists say."
Confused, Steget raised her one remaining eyebrow. "Sir?"
"While your garrison been busy digging up people from the snow – Ulfric's boys have been sending troops through Haemar's Pass. Helgen has been taken, me and what forces I could keep alive marched through the mountains to get here. And I was
hoping the prisoners you had were valuable enough to negotiate an escape corridor."
"I cannot offer apologies for that sir. My prison only holds what I am told to hold."
The legate rubbed his eyes with his free hand. "You're right, of course. We have no idea how long a siege Ulfric is going to put us under before he's willing to talk – so get rid of any non-Stormcloak prisoners you have tomorrow."
Steget flinched. She wouldn't get to work them over! Dangit! "Do you have a preference as to how, sir? I can spend the night preparing nooses…?"
"I'll send you a two-handed ax from the armory – get a block of wood, sort them out quickly. We don't have the spare food to feed them."
She felt a certain degree of respect for the legate, past that which rank required. He never even considered releasing the prisoners to be an option. Though they would all surely freeze before they got anywhere.
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Fort Neugrad
J'Zargo Dovahkiin
For a long time, he felt like he was dizzy. J'Zargo couldn't organize his thoughts, nor understand the fuzzy things his eyes saw, the muffled sounds his ears heard. The feeling of being on a ship – a slight rock from side to side, didn't help it much.
"...argo! J'Zargo, come on!" An annoying voice called out to him – Lokir?
"Khajiit doesn't have trousers to put on, piss
off Lokir," J'Zargo snarled, but it came out inarticulate and soft. His lips were so hard to move.
"…freezing my bits off here,
wake up!" Lokir's voice became clearer, he whispered when he spoke. Just quiet enough to trick J'Zargo's ears into attention on his words.
J'Zargo, by virtue of sheer annoyance, forced himself to rouse so he could inflict some harm on the nord who wouldn't shut up. "When this one sees you, he will… he will…." He began to process where they were.
They weren't on the road, they weren't trapped under feet of ice, they were in a stone structure. J'Zargo felt himself sitting down, and realized he was in a gibbet – his legs and tail slipped through the gaps as he gently swayed.
Directly in front of him were three men in leather skirt armor, common in Cyrodiil, sorting through a pile of bric-a-brac, and writing on clipboards. One of them was in the midst of comparing their foot to a boot J'Zargo recognized as Bianca's.
To his immediate left, there was a row of four cells made from stone and black metal grates. In which were several men and mer. All nude.
A glance downward told J'Zargo he too was nude.
"Please tell J'Zargo we didn't get captured by perverts or Molag Bal worshippers," he said as he rubbed his temples. He spoke softly,
"This is the Legion, so… somewhat better?" Lokir, pressed up to the side of his cage whispered to J'Zargo. He retreated a bit from the cage, and vigorously rubbed his skin.
"By a hair's breadth, perhaps." J'Zargo looked over at Lokir with a raised eyebrow. "Is cold for you?"
"It's not for you?" He looked around, rubbed his skin without any regard to decency. Lokir had to be borderline freezing to react that way. "Can you get us out?"
"J'Zargo is blessed with good fur." He looked around, and noted how the Legion troops didn't even glance their way. Only one of them had a sword, the other two lacked any form of weapon. Foolish, unless they were mages. J'Zargo saw each had a ring of keys on their belts. He looked over the captured people – most were strangers, and Mevla wasn't among them. "And better brains."
One armed guard, and two potential mages. Already a plan formed in his mind.
It would be so easy to wait until they lined up – then to use the great spell he'd learned from the letter. But then he'd live through the effects – as he had no way to stop it once started. The slower, less surefire method would win him glorious acclaim, untarnished by horrifying memories.
J'Zargo watched the Imperials at work, then glanced at Lokir. "Get everyone ready to run. Khajiit will get cages open."
"Akatosh bless you." Lokir turned away and cautiously inched toward the other prisoners while he cast furtive looks at the Legionaries.
After minute to line up the shot, J'Zargo collected red-white fire in his hand and lobbed a frenzy spell at the one Legion soldier with a sword.
When it struck him, the nord Legion soldier stiffened, and let his writing tools fall from his fingers. He glanced at his fellow soldiers, scowled, and began to breathe heavy. With bared teeth, he reached for his sword.
Then the entertainment began.
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Illusion magic, removed from the restrictions of game mechanics, is terrifying and we would all be better off if we put some more respect on its name.
Ralof is in that pile of nude Nords, by the way. Being a prisoner when supplies are short and manpower is shorter sucks, dunnit?
If you want a picture of J'Zargo for this fic, check out the Project ja-Kha'jay mod on Nexus Mods. They have a screenshot of him! He's handsome.
And while this is not required, I do have a discord, ko-fi, and patreon. I won't provide links to the later two, but they're under the name of Chairtastic. Should be easy to find, yes no?