Day four of her time on Earth Bet started with a wonderful discovery: She healed
fast. Her ribs were tender when she woke up, but not actually in pain anymore. The bruises were starting to clear up, for all the yellow splotches looked awful. Of course, there was the issue of explaining her miraculous recovery. The doctor would know how badly she was hurt. So would Detective Jameson. For anyone else, she could downplay just how bad it was, but they would know.
"Wait… was I already showing signs of fast healing?" Nia wondered. She never had cracked ribs before so she didn't exactly have any prior experience to call onto. A quick search of the internet showed that it should take six weeks or more to recover. During that time she shouldn't even be able to walk upright, if at all.
…
Everyone at the hospital, plus the detective, definitely knew something was up. At least there was doctor-patient confidentiality. Not so much between a person of interest and an investigator.
…What a nice day outside! It'd be great to go for a wal– ah, right, she was a schoolgirl. Truancy officers. They wouldn't care that she was suspended. Looked like she would be sitting her ass on the couch, letting her torso keep limping along to recovery, and browsing on her phone.
If she was going to throw her hat in the ring, she'd like to know who might give her an elbow drop from the top rope. Luckily she had her handy dandy smartphone!
Brockton Bay was a melting pot of all races, creeds, and religions. It had big-city aspirations with a small city's population. This made it less a melting pot and more of a powder keg, even before you accounted for it being the highest cape per capita in the East Coast. Or how it was a rotting carcass now thanks to the protest at Lord's Port creating the Boat Graveyard and thoroughly killing nearly all maritime commerce.
Nobody wanted to throw good money after bad. Much less when that bad involved inexhaustible legions of Brutes, Shakers, Blasters and Movers from the endless violence and death the city was drowning in.
There were three main gangs, four if one counted the PRT, operating in the city. The largest and most influential was the Empire 88, modern day Nazis with a cape roster outnumbering the Brockton Bay Protectorate. Outgunning them too, given just how dangerous their heavy hitters were. One of them, Purity, was a Mover/Blaster with energy blasts that could mow down buildings. She was trying to go it alone as an independent hero now, but Nia counted her anyway. Mostly because the leader of the gang, Kaiser, was her ex-husband and had enough leverage to blackmail her back into the fold.
Then there were their attack dogs. Hookwolf, Stormtiger and Cricket. Experienced pit fighters who all had a penchant for turning people into pulled pork, if in very different ways. Hookwolf in particular had a rap-sheet a mile long and had escaped Birdcage transport multiple times.
"Yeah…The roster is the same. That's not encouraging," Nia grunted. At least Night and Fog were listed as being in Boston, small mercies. Fog could take the form of hazardous gas clouds and his wife, Night, could transform into an unstoppable killing machine when out of line of sight. Frightening synergy.
The Azn Bad Boyz, or ABB, didn't need much introduction. At this point, there were just two Capes: Oni Lee and Lung (or Lóng, if you were willing to give him any respect). Oni Lee was a weird teleporter-duplicator. Whenever he teleported, an ash clone was left behind with a copy of his gear… which he leveraged by carrying a whole bandolier of grenades. Lung was the leader with the ability to turn into a huge pyrokinetic, regenerating dragon over the course of a battle. Which had let him bully Chinese, Taiwanese, Japanese, Korean, Indian, Mongolian and more into playing nice together instead of following millennia of blood feuds.
Soon Lung would go and recruit a recently triggered woman who called herself Bakuda, a bomb Tinker who debuted by threatening to turn her university into a parking lot with the press of a button for cheating her out of her grades. She would, if things went as canon, go on to strap down men and women into an operating table to put bombs in their skulls to ensure compliance and run a campaign of terror across Brockton Bay. Everything from transmuting a whole building and everyone in it to glass to locking victims into time loop bubbles was at her fingertips and she wasn't shy about putting it to use.
Finally, there were the Merchants. Skidmark, Mush, and Squealer were the more well-known of their gang. Mush could use trash to create a suit of weird garbage power armor. Skidmark used his power to make lines of force that could rapidly accelerate or decelerate whatever hit them. He could layer the effects too. Squealer was a Tinker with a penchant for making really ugly, but brutally effective, armored vehicles. Just because they were drug addicts and a joke to other capes didn't mean they weren't dangerous.
Faultline's Crew was a group of mercenaries who didn't always work in Brockton Bay. Since they would only fight for pay, Nia didn't include them in her assessment. The Undersiders weren't a gang by modern standards and mostly stole from other villains. That would change later, but Nia was getting ahead of herself.
"Focus, dammit…" Nia groaned and popped a painkiller to ease the ache in her sides.
Uber and Leet were a gamer duo whose crimes involved acting out videogames in real life for YouTube content. Uber could master any skill until he picked a different one. Why he didn't just pick multitasking and try to break his power boggled the mind. She was
not making the suggestion. Nia used to have a fanon belief that Uber and Leet were just fun loving guys. Then she actually read the source material and not just fanfiction. They were malicious assholes. Leet's power, despite what fanon thought, wasn't trying to kill him. He didn't have a Tinker specialization so his power had a unique drawback instead. Anything he tried to duplicate had an increasing chance of failure. This included specific parts and not just completed works.
"Was that it or is that my interpretation? I can't remember. Skip it until it becomes relevant," she waved it off.
The PRT was a heroes for hire business that supposedly regulated parahumans. They seemed more concerned with maintaining the status quo, selling merchandise, and making things harder for unaffiliated Capes. Now Nia knew just why that was, especially in Brockton Bay, and that was because of a group called Cauldron. This is where her metaknowledge of the setting came in handy. Cauldron was conducting this weird social experiment called parahuman feudalism. It wasn't illogical, but Cauldron was artificially creating the circumstances. There was nothing natural or organic about it. They were the ones manipulating everything behind the scenes to kill off the first parahuman, Scion. In reality, Scion was Zion, an entity from beyond the stars, who was a very real threat to every parallel Earth in the cluster.
"Skip it until it becomes relevant…" Nia rolled her eyes. There was a reason she didn't take Tylenol-3s or other painkillers stronger than a basic Tylenol. She had a decent pain threshold and almost no tolerance for painkillers. That meant she always got the full effect of strong drugs. This was messing with her head badly.
Nia put her phone on the charger, made some lunch, and crashed out on the couch. That was enough internet for today.
"How am I gonna deal with Coil?" Nia wondered.
She always had trouble sleeping. The usual cause was when important issues suddenly grabbed her skull and screamed for attention. This wasn't something she could put off until later. Coil was a boogeyman this early in the timeline. A villain with the ability to simulate two timelines and keep trying until his scheme worked. Didn't they only happen when he was sleeping or something? Anyway, it made him difficult to deal with. Unless he could be forced to check in both timelines simultaneously. She didn't have anything that could lock him down yet. The beginnings of a plan nibbled at her brain as she passed out on the couch.
Someone was rap rap rapping on her chamber door.
The phone said she was asleep for less than thirty minutes. Who dared disturb the salty one's slumber? Nia dragged her weary body to the door and opened it with a perfunctory, "What?"
Standing on the other side was a woman in a blazer, blouse, skirt and low-heeled black shoes. She reeked of government. Nia instantly hated her and attempted to shut the door, but the woman stuck her foot out.
"Nia Drakona? My name is Amelia Grange. I'm Sophia Hess' caseworker. Just answer my questions and I'll leave you alone," she said quickly.
"Your foot is in my door. Move it," Nia said flatly.
"If you don't talk to me then I'll talk to the owner. I wonder how he would feel about having someone squatting in one of his apartments?" Miss Grange threatened.
"Fuck this shit…" Nia dialed Detective Jameson and left it on speakerphone.
"Jameson," the tired voice of the detective came out of the phone. Miss Grange looked confused.
"Detective Jameson? This is Nia. I have some woman in a government suit here threatening me with eviction. She says she's Hess' caseworker. I have you on speakerphone," Nia said.
"Miss Grange? I told you to leave this to the police. Now get out of there! I'm calling your superior. And if anything happens to that girl's housing I'll run you in for interfering in an investigation and intimidating a witness!" he barked.
"Thank you, Detective Jameson," Nia said politely before hanging up.
"I have a right to question you," the woman insisted.
"Goodbye, Miss Grange," Nia snarked before shutting the door hard. Too bad the brazen woman got her foot out of the way in time.
When no one pounded on the door again, Nia let herself relax. Despite how it appeared the woman rattled her. She was always afraid of losing her housing in her old life. That same fear carried over to here where she had even less legal right to be in this apartment. Was it too unrealistic to expect that people wouldn't pressure her? This was almost cartoonish levels of pressure! Wasn't it? Nia checked the peephole and bit back a curse. Miss Grange was still at the door talking to someone on her phone. It didn't take long to find out who she called. Mr. Chen arrived. The smarmy bitch looked so smug as the building manager knocked. Grange stepped to the side just out of sight. Nia opened the door again after a round of box breathing.
"Mr. Chen? What's up?" Nia asked.
"Mr. Edwards found out that you're staying here. He asked if you've paid any rent. I'm sorry, but I had to tell him the truth," Mr. Chen said miserably. He was an Asian man with a New England accent. The third generation in Brockton Bay.
"How did he take it?" Nia sighed. Here it comes.
"He's giving you until April to pay the back rent from September until now," Mr. Chen replied. A sudden intake of air gave away the nasty woman's position. She must've been surprised to hear that. Nia was surprised too.
"Thank you, Mr. Chen. I'll get right on that," Nia promised. That was at least three months. She could handle that. The rent for the apartment was four hundred dollars a month. Not a small sum, but nowhere near impossible. With her talents it was doable.
"I hope you feel better soon," he lightly cuffed her good shoulder before walking away. Nia quickly shut the door again before that idiot got any ideas.
She also reported it to Detective Jameson. This just wasn't Miss Amelia Grange's day.
"What the absolute fuck is going on here?" Nia was wide awake now. So much was happening and it wasn't adding up. She needed to take a step back and think.
This wasn't how things worked in Worm. Problems came up, the people in power ignored it, shit boiled over and the victim gets blamed. Lather, rinse, repeat. Hell, this was borderline outlandish for where she came from! She beat a girl's head into the linoleum. That would usually warrant some investigation. Issues were being dealt with as soon as they developed. Hence why she felt suspicious. Detective Jameson was most definitely a part of that, but there was only so much he could do. Whose radar was she on now? It can't be the PRT, or else Miss Grange wouldn't have been here. Then again, it might be some sort of bluff. Maybe it's Coil? Could be Cauldron for all she knew! How did Contessa's power even work anyhow? She might meet the criteria for something. That's it! It's a Ziz plot!
"Gotta stop now or I'm gonna have a whole wall of crazy by dinnertime…" She dragged a hand down her face in frustration.
She had to assume they had her under surveillance. Who "they" were was currently unknown. It was best to take no chances. That meant trying to visit Taylor was out. What that also meant is she couldn't go out to find work in her hero identity. That's when Nia smacked herself in the face again.
"I'm overthinking things. First thing I need to do is get myself certified as a cape. Then figure out how to market my services…" Nia paused. The expected mindfuck didn't happen. She did get a brain jolt but it was from information she already had. Amusingly, [Defend Your Delivery] also gave her the information for starting up a business.
Researching parahuman business law was a pain in the ass. She didn't want to surf the web more today, but it needed to be done. Survival trumped little things like being tired or frustrated. Just because she knew how to start a business, didn't mean she understood the intricacies of Earth Beth's backward system. That was until she got to the NEPEA-5 and realized it probably wasn't so backward. She went into this with a fanon grasp of how it worked, but her moral indignation was misplaced. What it actually seemed to say was that parahumans could not, through direct or indirect action, take over a specific market. It was a parahuman antitrust law. Nia stared at the ceiling for several long minutes contemplating that. She could be a parahuman courier as long as she didn't freeze out the competition.
Mind. Blown.
"Of course if a Parahuman has an ability that lets them predict the stock market it would need regulation. It's not fair to the Cape, but it's even less fair to the people who aren't so blessed…" She was forced to stare at her own prejudice with a clear head for once. Nia was just so used to shitting on Wildbow's crazy and nonsensical world building. This was throwing her expectations through the ringer.
Did Wildbow's shitty worldbuilding actually make sense?
"Pffft…Don't get ahead of yourself, kid. Just because it's laid out all nice and neat here doesn't mean it's the same in execution," she scolded herself.
All the information she needed was on the PRT website. In order to get a work permit she had to go to the PRT for testing. Okay, that was less of a drawback than it seemed. Nia wanted them to see her as a well-meaning parahuman. Not quite an independent hero, but not quite a full rogue either. She wanted to get on their good side for the inevitable cape fight. Being on good terms with them could make such an incident work more in her favor. Now, how to get rid of this bump on her ass named Grange? That was when she had a positively diabolical idea. It took her a moment to realize the deranged cackling she heard was her own. With this she could accomplish two goals at once!
Now all she had to do was make it to the PRT building.
The rooftops wouldn't be as surveilled as the downstairs. Miss Grange couldn't possibly be doing this officially, so there was only so much she could do. If she requisitioned a surveillance team, there would be a paper trail and lots of pointed questions. Nia transformed in the stairwell connected to the roof. The lack of cameras worked in her favor. She remembered when Mr. Chen complained about hoodlums breaking them. From there it was a hop, skip, and a jump across the city to the PRT building. Not the Rig. She didn't have the capacity to get across open water.
Running across the city skyline was such a joy. Any dark thoughts took a back seat to the wonders of the wind on her face and the thrill of performing daring flips through the air. Thankfully there was a form of onboard assistance or she might've face planted from several stories up. She felt impossibly light, as if gravity held little sway over her. Each leap carried her for what felt like dozens of feet. Her stomach did little flips as she acrobatically twisted in midair and successfully landed. Just for fun she performed a shoulder roll across an AC Unit before kicking off, triggered the microjet, and flew to the next rooftop. A cry of elation tore from her lips as she couldn't contain herself.
This is what it meant to be a Mega Man! This feeling of joy and freedom! If she had any reason to feel superior, it was because of this. When she ran out of roof, Nia executed a rolling side flip off of the ledge and landed on the street below. A brief pulse of her boot mounted dash jets slowed her fall. No cracked pavement, no busted knees, just a smooth transition and once more she was running. Through streets and alleys, she ran, drawing ever closer to her destination. The PRT building looked like any other modern government building. It was a block building sitting on the other end of a plaza with a decorative fountain. Unfortunately, all good things must come to an end. It was such a letdown that she promised herself even more time to free-run later. Nia, or Kai as she decided to call herself, crossed the plaza towards the door.
Getting stopped by a PRT trooper guarding the door made perfect sense.
"Please state your name and business," the lead guy asked politely.
"Kai. I would like to apply for a Parahuman business license. There is also something I need to discuss, please," Nia said politely.
"Right this way," he said.
The perils of being some random person off the street. Just because she was clearly a cape didn't mean any of the big names came to talk with her. Nope, they plopped her down in an office with a member of the ENE PRT's legal department. How utterly prosaic. There wasn't even some faceless mook holding a containment foam sprayer. Fanfiction lied to her. The legal guy looked like some generic wage slave. He probably was.
"Here is the paperwork. We will need a few things from you before this can be processed…" He started to say as if by rote. Like there were fees and paperwork to sign. Before he could start on a spiel about joining the Protectorate, she held up a hand.
"Yeah, before we talk about all that. I have a serious problem. My Trigger was induced by a crazy girl who goes to my school. I got suspended, but as far as I know nothing happened to her. Admittedly, my trigger event was kind of violent so… Here. It's just easier if I show you," Nia said while fishing out her phone.
"I'm sorry but this is…" He stopped as the video played. His eyes widened ever-so-slightly with fear. Yeah, a guy in the legal department would know how bad this was. That was when Nia showed him a picture of the esteemed Miss Grange. Widened eyes upgraded to sweating like a whore in church.
"Now I know this is highly irregular, outing myself like this, but that's my classmate screaming in terror. She's locked inside of a
biohazard locker because of that bitch on the floor and the redheaded tart that shoved her in. I tried to help and nearly had my rib cage caved in. My powers saved my life, but all my classmate got is a fear of the dark and small spaces," Nia hissed venomously.
"I understand," he whispered. He looked so diminished that a lot of her ire cooled. The man shook his head. "What happened to you and your friend is terrible. It's beyond terrible. Let me talk to my boss and see if there is anything we can do to help," he said quietly.
"Thank you, Mr… Reddy," Nia read his name off the plaque.
His boss came down to speak with her personally. The older gentleman looked genuinely contrite about what happened. Nia had to remind herself to stay firm. Don't be unreasonable, but don't back down either. Mr. Christian processed her request without the usual fee and fast-tracked it.
"This woman will not trouble you again. We always work closely with the police in such heinous circumstances. You were right to bring this to us. Our job is to aid new parahumans, after all," he held out a hand. Nia shook his hand, but he didn't let go immediately. "I am not stupid, and you are quite bright to bring this to us, is one of your powers Thinker-based?"
Nia smiled wryly, "No, just good old-fashioned common sense. Sophia gets involved in a brawl at school, I knock her out, and suddenly I get a suit knocking at my door. The stuff she got away with for over a year and a half told me the fix was in. I just didn't know what kind of clout she had."
"Is it possible to come to a settlement? Perhaps come back when you have a lawyer and we can arrange a deal," he said. No, that was a bad idea. Right now she had them on the back foot. If she left that would give them time to come up with a response.
"Grange called the owner of my building and told him I was squatting. Now I have less than two months to come up with back rent from September onward. All I want is enough money to cover that and some real furnishings for my apartment. I'm sleeping on a moldy sofa," she was not too proud to admit when something was wrong. Especially when there was a way to fix the problem.
She had a check made out to her civilian identity in hand within the hour. It's just like her mother used to say. Don't let up, but don't push so hard they resent you. Nia even offered to do deliveries for them at a discount from now on. Thanks to this, she not only screwed Sophia and lost a crazy bitch her job, but also gained her first contract. Today was a win-win-win all around!
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