A self insert multi-crossover fic where an anti-social, yet quite chaotic person, is given new life in a different body, name, and time.
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Self Inserted and Screwed Childhood!
TheEmpOfMankind
THE GREAT MANPEROR
- Location
- Golden Toilet On Terra
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
You know... If I was ever self inserted I always thought it'd be the usual "Get hit by Truck-kun" or god forbid, "Random ROB decides to be a dick and plop me somewhere like the lower omnipotent being he/she/they is/are."
But nope, I don't get that! Wanna know what I get?
Me flipping getting mugged(even though I obviously had NOTHING of value, I forgot my wallet at home), and dying for immediately punching the mugger in the god damn jaw.
Yeah turns out he had a knife and fricking stabbed me in the throat with it.
Turns out I get the whole god/goddess shtick because the next thing I know I hear a echoing voice saying the following;
"Yes. He will be perfect for what I need. As a contingency of course."
Did I also mention I got the whole "This is my Dad now" feeling from it too? No? Let's move on.
Then I wake up on the steps of in orphanage in Britain of all places. As a Baby. No mom, no dad, no sibling. A noy even a month old. Baby.
Not only that but I felt... Weird. Not the whole "Holy Fucking shit I'm a child!" No, I felt unusually calm about this, and dare I fucking say, hollow. Not sure if this is an after effect of being Self Inserted somewhere else or if it's something else that's screwing with me.
Then I had questions zipping through my mind. What universe am I in? Why was I here? Who the hell was that voice? Who's that woman?
Turns out my last question was answered. Everyone; meet Lillian Walsh. Think Volume 7 Blake Belladonna except about 5 inches shorter, no cat ears, and wears some casual British clothes.
"A child?" She asks, holy hell she even sounds like Blake.
She picks me up and carries me. Which wasn't even embarrassing at all(you'd know why) considering 1. I'm a baby. 2. I'm not stupid enough to do that.
She talks to some older woman, who looks like Kali unsurprisingly, except shes wearing a white skirt that goes down to her ankle, black high heels, and a simple black long sleeve shirt.
"A baby at the doorstep?" She asks "I never expected that. We just opened!" She states in shock.
Huh. So a recently opened Orphanage? Doesn't say much about what universe I'm in but I'm not gonna complain.
"Is he healthy?" "Kali" asks as she looks at me in concern.
"I'm not sure mom-" huh, not surprised, "-but he seems fine, he's blinking and breathing. Despite being pale. His eyes are odd too, the Iris's is almost Black.
"I'll take him to the crib" Lillian says to her mother.
A few seconds later an I'm in a crib, and am slowly rocked by Lillian, I'm gonna call her Lily to keep things short, and sung a lullaby. Sadly for me, it's working. I peacefully drift off to sleep wondering what world I was in, but little did I know that in a matter of a few years will I know exactly where I am.
10 years later...
I have changed a lot in those 10 years. To recap what I've done I will list them so you don't get overly pissed off by this time skip.
First things first, within less than a year of my arrival I was able to relearn how to walk and talk, and was given the name Benjamin Malone.
About 6 years later when I was able to go to Nursery School, which funnily enough was in an actual primary school I checked out the library and nearly had a heart attack. Why? Because Fuyuki existed. Which made me, internally of course, scream as that ment I was in Fate, aka Nasuverse, which meant that Zeltrech exists meaning he's likely watching me. I prayed that this was the canon and not fanon version.
That and I got a nickname that stuck due to how skinny I was, my nickname is Bones. And I wasn't even that skinny.
In the following years many people avoided me, why? Because of how I felt and acted.
Let me be specific; I gave off a weird aura, and not only did I give off a weird aura, I barely emoted. Key word being barely.
I was basically an Uchiha when it came to conversations. Not only that, but I just looked different. My skin was very pale, my hair was white, and my eye color was basically black.
No one adopted me because of my aura and looks and I had no friends because of it. Well... I made one. She died a year ago though.
Her name was Thalia Arlene and she was the kindest person ever. Always trying to help others no matter the situation, she had blonde hair, hazelnut colored eyes, and some freckles.
And she always urged me to do the right thing. Despite me being spiteful towards others.
I don't think I mentioned I was a spiteful and tricky little shit did I? Well I was. And damn good at it too! Buckets of paint, glue, tar, you name it. It was always aimed at those that wronged me in some way.
And you know Thalia's helpful personality? Well one day she helped a seemingly harmless man into the orphanage. Turns out said man was a pedo and tried to. Well. You get the gist of it. Fortunately she screamed LOUDLY and kicked the man in the balls, unfortunately this got her a smashed skull courtesy of said man.
Fortunately I killed him with a knife and stabbed him alot. Unfortunately I had to hold my first and only friend as she died of a head wound. Not before she basically begged me to try my best to help people. I promised.
Shortly after that police came, took the bodies, questioned me, I attended her funeral and promptly went back into "Uchiha Mode."
Yeah. Life's fucked up mostly for your's truley.
But guess what? Shortly after my 10th birthday(turns out I was born in 05/23/2004) I get adopted by a Magus named Sly Cricket.
Thus, begins my life as a magus.
But nope, I don't get that! Wanna know what I get?
Me flipping getting mugged(even though I obviously had NOTHING of value, I forgot my wallet at home), and dying for immediately punching the mugger in the god damn jaw.
Yeah turns out he had a knife and fricking stabbed me in the throat with it.
Turns out I get the whole god/goddess shtick because the next thing I know I hear a echoing voice saying the following;
"Yes. He will be perfect for what I need. As a contingency of course."
Did I also mention I got the whole "This is my Dad now" feeling from it too? No? Let's move on.
Then I wake up on the steps of in orphanage in Britain of all places. As a Baby. No mom, no dad, no sibling. A noy even a month old. Baby.
Not only that but I felt... Weird. Not the whole "Holy Fucking shit I'm a child!" No, I felt unusually calm about this, and dare I fucking say, hollow. Not sure if this is an after effect of being Self Inserted somewhere else or if it's something else that's screwing with me.
Then I had questions zipping through my mind. What universe am I in? Why was I here? Who the hell was that voice? Who's that woman?
Turns out my last question was answered. Everyone; meet Lillian Walsh. Think Volume 7 Blake Belladonna except about 5 inches shorter, no cat ears, and wears some casual British clothes.
"A child?" She asks, holy hell she even sounds like Blake.
She picks me up and carries me. Which wasn't even embarrassing at all(you'd know why) considering 1. I'm a baby. 2. I'm not stupid enough to do that.
She talks to some older woman, who looks like Kali unsurprisingly, except shes wearing a white skirt that goes down to her ankle, black high heels, and a simple black long sleeve shirt.
"A baby at the doorstep?" She asks "I never expected that. We just opened!" She states in shock.
Huh. So a recently opened Orphanage? Doesn't say much about what universe I'm in but I'm not gonna complain.
"Is he healthy?" "Kali" asks as she looks at me in concern.
"I'm not sure mom-" huh, not surprised, "-but he seems fine, he's blinking and breathing. Despite being pale. His eyes are odd too, the Iris's is almost Black.
"I'll take him to the crib" Lillian says to her mother.
A few seconds later an I'm in a crib, and am slowly rocked by Lillian, I'm gonna call her Lily to keep things short, and sung a lullaby. Sadly for me, it's working. I peacefully drift off to sleep wondering what world I was in, but little did I know that in a matter of a few years will I know exactly where I am.
10 years later...
I have changed a lot in those 10 years. To recap what I've done I will list them so you don't get overly pissed off by this time skip.
First things first, within less than a year of my arrival I was able to relearn how to walk and talk, and was given the name Benjamin Malone.
About 6 years later when I was able to go to Nursery School, which funnily enough was in an actual primary school I checked out the library and nearly had a heart attack. Why? Because Fuyuki existed. Which made me, internally of course, scream as that ment I was in Fate, aka Nasuverse, which meant that Zeltrech exists meaning he's likely watching me. I prayed that this was the canon and not fanon version.
That and I got a nickname that stuck due to how skinny I was, my nickname is Bones. And I wasn't even that skinny.
In the following years many people avoided me, why? Because of how I felt and acted.
Let me be specific; I gave off a weird aura, and not only did I give off a weird aura, I barely emoted. Key word being barely.
I was basically an Uchiha when it came to conversations. Not only that, but I just looked different. My skin was very pale, my hair was white, and my eye color was basically black.
No one adopted me because of my aura and looks and I had no friends because of it. Well... I made one. She died a year ago though.
Her name was Thalia Arlene and she was the kindest person ever. Always trying to help others no matter the situation, she had blonde hair, hazelnut colored eyes, and some freckles.
And she always urged me to do the right thing. Despite me being spiteful towards others.
I don't think I mentioned I was a spiteful and tricky little shit did I? Well I was. And damn good at it too! Buckets of paint, glue, tar, you name it. It was always aimed at those that wronged me in some way.
And you know Thalia's helpful personality? Well one day she helped a seemingly harmless man into the orphanage. Turns out said man was a pedo and tried to. Well. You get the gist of it. Fortunately she screamed LOUDLY and kicked the man in the balls, unfortunately this got her a smashed skull courtesy of said man.
Fortunately I killed him with a knife and stabbed him alot. Unfortunately I had to hold my first and only friend as she died of a head wound. Not before she basically begged me to try my best to help people. I promised.
Shortly after that police came, took the bodies, questioned me, I attended her funeral and promptly went back into "Uchiha Mode."
Yeah. Life's fucked up mostly for your's truley.
But guess what? Shortly after my 10th birthday(turns out I was born in 05/23/2004) I get adopted by a Magus named Sly Cricket.
Thus, begins my life as a magus.
Adopted, Unveiled Info, and a Rude Familiar
TheEmpOfMankind
THE GREAT MANPEROR
- Location
- Golden Toilet On Terra
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
So, you're probably wondering how it happened, you know, my adoption. Well I'm gonna tell you.
So, one day on the weekend some old guy came in, said he was looking for a kid to adopt. Of course Lillian was concerned because the guy was twitchy as hell and couldn't stay still. Of course the not staying still part can be applied to the fact that he is probably ADHD, like how I used to be before I got inserted to this world. The twitching could be some sort of disease or habit. Maybe the old dude has Tourette's!
Anyways, as everyone played and I had my nose in a book, he would watch us. Which was weird. But the weirdest part?
He mostly watched me.
This, naturally, made me heavily concerned. Why? The guy is probably a Magus or someone from the god damn clocktower. Of course that would be it. But I don't remember there being any Magus families called "Cricket," so maybe he isn't one and I'm just stressing over nothing.
Turns out he's actually very cheerful, greedy, and has one of those Van Dyke moustaches but without the beard.
So about a week or so later guess who got adopted? Me. In all honesty, I never expected it. Not in 40 thousand years did I expect it.
So it was a normal day at school, I was reading as the teacher gave an overly long lecture before being called to the office. Of course I wondered if they figured out that it was I who plastered the girls bathroom with stereotypical girl stuff. Such as barbie dolls and what they thought "cute" boys were.
After I was notified that I had to leave the school and go back to the orphanage Lillian took me back, and guess who I flipping saw? Sly Cricket himself, along with everyone in the orphanage. Didn't take two and two together to figure out that I was adopted by him.
'Son of a bitch' I thought as I walked up to them.
"Benjamin, this is gonna be your new guardian, this is Mr. Cricket and he promised he was gonna take good care of you." Lillian told me
She knew how much I disliked it but I held my attitude(or lack thereof) and reached out to shake his hand(which was gloved), and said "It's nice to meet you Mr. Cricket."
He proceeded to chuckle good naturedly and state "Call me Sly! Mr Cricket makes me sound old."
I decided I liked him.
I packed my things and took my gifts from the other kids and we were on our way. I was actually happy and thought 'Hey! Maybe I'll have a normal life and won't have to deal with Magus bullshitting! While also keeping my promise!'
Oh how wrong a few hours ago me was...
We got on a plane and flew to Japan. I sweated the whole time as that ment I was closer to where everything is gonna go down. Thankfully, we didn't land at the island. Rather, we landed on Japan itself and went to the Japanese country side. Beautiful plains and rivers went by as we passed, and went to a secluded town called, according to Sly, Uddorandonesuto, or Woodland Nest in English.
We then drove past a shop called "Sly's Adventurers Shop!"
I point and asked(childishly) "Is that yours?"
He nodded "It is indeed my store." He says smiling "and since you're gonna live with me, you can help me out!" He winked in the mirror.
A few minutes later, deep in the forest I see a house, it has multiple Japanese gates leading up to it, but instead of the usual red, they are all black, a closer lool shows that it is a two story house with black walls, white roofing, and a wide area behind it with a white circle in said area.
It was peaceful. And I liked it.
He leads me inside the house and I look around in wonder, I then hear the door shut fast. I turn around and see him look at me with utmost seriousness.
"Follow" he says to me, and I follow.
He places his hand against a wall and it opens, revealing a spiral staircase. We go down said staircase and come into a sort of library/Magus Workshop place. Books line two of the four walls, one wall has various swords, specifically light weight ones like rapiers, short swords, and even, for some reason I already instinctually knew this, Nails.
He then whipped around and, with a 'Dream Nail' from what I could sense was swung at me and I briefly felt... Something occur.
"So you're the right one." He says, "Sit."
I sit down.
"For some reason or another, my king has sent me to this world to train you. Why? I do not know. Not only that, but I am wanted by this 'clocktower' that you speak of."
I winced at that, "Why?"
He snorts, "shortly after I arrived to this world I had an accident. I needed a blood transfusion and accidentally got Emiya blood-" that explains the swords "-in me. They want to get rid of me because I am a 'Faker' and will not stop till I die. Fortunately, I am not dead yet. As for why my king asked me to train you? I do not know."
I internally sigh at that answer. Of course this would happen.
"Can you train me?" I ask hopefully. I need all the knowledge I can get and training I can get.
He considers it before nodding. "I was ordered to, and am in need of a brand new apprentice. But first! You need a familiar. And to learn the Japanese language!"
...
He had me swing a Dream Nail at him.
A few days later...
I... May have made a mistake...
So basically, I caught a black cat in our local cemetery, its spirit aura(a thing I learned from Sly) was weird so I caught it. I accidentally knocked it out and did the ritual on it at home...
Turns out a spirit called Amanojaku temporarily possessed a cat so he could scare the hell out of someone, and the familiar ritual got him stuck in said cat. Where he'll remain till either the cat dies, or I die. And he doesn't know if he'll be free if the cat dies and he can't kill me as the contract prevents it.
So he decided to cuss me out and insult me...
For the last 4 hours of the day.
Son of a bitch.
At least I can learn Magus stuff now?
So, one day on the weekend some old guy came in, said he was looking for a kid to adopt. Of course Lillian was concerned because the guy was twitchy as hell and couldn't stay still. Of course the not staying still part can be applied to the fact that he is probably ADHD, like how I used to be before I got inserted to this world. The twitching could be some sort of disease or habit. Maybe the old dude has Tourette's!
Anyways, as everyone played and I had my nose in a book, he would watch us. Which was weird. But the weirdest part?
He mostly watched me.
This, naturally, made me heavily concerned. Why? The guy is probably a Magus or someone from the god damn clocktower. Of course that would be it. But I don't remember there being any Magus families called "Cricket," so maybe he isn't one and I'm just stressing over nothing.
Turns out he's actually very cheerful, greedy, and has one of those Van Dyke moustaches but without the beard.
So about a week or so later guess who got adopted? Me. In all honesty, I never expected it. Not in 40 thousand years did I expect it.
So it was a normal day at school, I was reading as the teacher gave an overly long lecture before being called to the office. Of course I wondered if they figured out that it was I who plastered the girls bathroom with stereotypical girl stuff. Such as barbie dolls and what they thought "cute" boys were.
After I was notified that I had to leave the school and go back to the orphanage Lillian took me back, and guess who I flipping saw? Sly Cricket himself, along with everyone in the orphanage. Didn't take two and two together to figure out that I was adopted by him.
'Son of a bitch' I thought as I walked up to them.
"Benjamin, this is gonna be your new guardian, this is Mr. Cricket and he promised he was gonna take good care of you." Lillian told me
She knew how much I disliked it but I held my attitude(or lack thereof) and reached out to shake his hand(which was gloved), and said "It's nice to meet you Mr. Cricket."
He proceeded to chuckle good naturedly and state "Call me Sly! Mr Cricket makes me sound old."
I decided I liked him.
I packed my things and took my gifts from the other kids and we were on our way. I was actually happy and thought 'Hey! Maybe I'll have a normal life and won't have to deal with Magus bullshitting! While also keeping my promise!'
Oh how wrong a few hours ago me was...
We got on a plane and flew to Japan. I sweated the whole time as that ment I was closer to where everything is gonna go down. Thankfully, we didn't land at the island. Rather, we landed on Japan itself and went to the Japanese country side. Beautiful plains and rivers went by as we passed, and went to a secluded town called, according to Sly, Uddorandonesuto, or Woodland Nest in English.
We then drove past a shop called "Sly's Adventurers Shop!"
I point and asked(childishly) "Is that yours?"
He nodded "It is indeed my store." He says smiling "and since you're gonna live with me, you can help me out!" He winked in the mirror.
A few minutes later, deep in the forest I see a house, it has multiple Japanese gates leading up to it, but instead of the usual red, they are all black, a closer lool shows that it is a two story house with black walls, white roofing, and a wide area behind it with a white circle in said area.
It was peaceful. And I liked it.
He leads me inside the house and I look around in wonder, I then hear the door shut fast. I turn around and see him look at me with utmost seriousness.
"Follow" he says to me, and I follow.
He places his hand against a wall and it opens, revealing a spiral staircase. We go down said staircase and come into a sort of library/Magus Workshop place. Books line two of the four walls, one wall has various swords, specifically light weight ones like rapiers, short swords, and even, for some reason I already instinctually knew this, Nails.
He then whipped around and, with a 'Dream Nail' from what I could sense was swung at me and I briefly felt... Something occur.
"So you're the right one." He says, "Sit."
I sit down.
"For some reason or another, my king has sent me to this world to train you. Why? I do not know. Not only that, but I am wanted by this 'clocktower' that you speak of."
I winced at that, "Why?"
He snorts, "shortly after I arrived to this world I had an accident. I needed a blood transfusion and accidentally got Emiya blood-" that explains the swords "-in me. They want to get rid of me because I am a 'Faker' and will not stop till I die. Fortunately, I am not dead yet. As for why my king asked me to train you? I do not know."
I internally sigh at that answer. Of course this would happen.
"Can you train me?" I ask hopefully. I need all the knowledge I can get and training I can get.
He considers it before nodding. "I was ordered to, and am in need of a brand new apprentice. But first! You need a familiar. And to learn the Japanese language!"
...
He had me swing a Dream Nail at him.
A few days later...
I... May have made a mistake...
So basically, I caught a black cat in our local cemetery, its spirit aura(a thing I learned from Sly) was weird so I caught it. I accidentally knocked it out and did the ritual on it at home...
Turns out a spirit called Amanojaku temporarily possessed a cat so he could scare the hell out of someone, and the familiar ritual got him stuck in said cat. Where he'll remain till either the cat dies, or I die. And he doesn't know if he'll be free if the cat dies and he can't kill me as the contract prevents it.
So he decided to cuss me out and insult me...
For the last 4 hours of the day.
Son of a bitch.
At least I can learn Magus stuff now?
The Magus Life is Good until...
TheEmpOfMankind
THE GREAT MANPEROR
- Location
- Golden Toilet On Terra
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
"Sibling"= Different Language/Void Talk/thoughts
THREE YEARS LATER...
The life of a Magus is... Interesting to say in more simpler terms. And I mean that in a semi-good way. You see, in the last 3 years I've learn how to wield a Nail, which I call a rapier, use Dash, a spell that Sly uses, and Soul Drain, a passive ability that all Soul users(aka Bugs or People that wield soul magic) get by hitting living things. Each time a Soul user hits a living thing, be it an insect or a tree, they get Soul, aka a charge for their spell.
So that's why there's more space in our backyard. I am not sorry in the slightest.
Also! I've been hearing voices for the last year, apparently its void entities that are somehow my siblings talking to me. Also me crying causes black liquid to seep out of my eyeballs. When did this occur you may ask? Well...
I was walking home one day from helping close up the shop(which mind you everything is so fucking expensive that even Mr. Krabs would be appalled at this) I heard a voice. Multiple infact! All saying the same damn thing over and over "Sibling." The voices would say. Over and over and over. Now, being the smart person I was, I decided to talk to Sly about it when I got home...
To say he was surprised at the fact I was hearing voices was an understatement. The small fucker literally flung himself to my face and asked me a series of questions, mostly pretaining to dreams and orange liquid.
And the fact that I said I heard them say "Sibling" even furthered his surprise.
"So..." He said looking to the side "A vessel."
"What?"
"You're a vessel. Something that isn't supposed to think, feel, have a voice, or will. A failure in the kings opinion." He sags before suddenly stopping.
Why?
Because I was in tears.
You see, in my old life "Failure" isn't a good word for me to hear, Especially if it's in reference to me. That stopped though when I wiped my eyes to see black liquid seeping from them...
The fuck?!
"Those voices are your siblings. Probably."
DOUBLE WHAT THE FUCK?!
"Sibling what's a Fuck?'" A few voices asked.
AAAAAAAAAAA-
So yeah, that's how I learned I wasn't human in the first place. The voices of my siblings(they have no Gender, all except one that is named Hornet, but she's not among them yet.) They've taught me quite a few useful things about being a vessel.
One is that I am able to see 360° by 360°. I just only subconsciously focused on what I SHOULD be seeing. For a few days after I started using my ACTUAL sight I was in shock. Though Sly had enough on day 2 and threw a Nail at me.
That was not fun.
Not only that, but I was strong enough to break wood.
That and infinite stamina is a thing! So I can do Gai Sensei level training now.
And I am 100% doing that. To an extent.
Also, I am incredibly short, and considered "cute" by some of the girls in the town. Fucking shotacons, at least I don't have a Sasuke level of fangirls.
[Somewhere in a different world a Duck Assed haircut of a ninja sneezed "Oh you got a cold Sasuke-kun?" "Hn."]
I also learned NONE of the main cast exist in this world. None. Zilch. Nada. Cero. Ling.
Which is sad since now I can't rant at a certain red-to-white haired Hero of Justice wannabe who threw himself into wars, and left two people who loved him(and everyone says he slept with) so he can "find himself"
[On Chaldea EMIYA sneezes]
At least I won't have to deal with a Golden Clad asshole with an Ego the size of his vault.
[Gilgamesh twitches a finger while on the throne of heroes. He's not THAT bad-]
At least his caster and kid selves are better.
[Oh that's better.]
Sadly, this makes things harder on me. Why? Because that means that whoever is in the Grail War. I also found out that the people of the Clocktower are assholes. Apparently they constantly hunt down Magus that deviate from the norm. Only to steal their shit and make it their own.
So in order to protect my identity Sly made me an Outfit.
[This is his outfit only]
I made the mask myself with tips from my siblings. Apparently my form was originally similar to this. Which is actually cool.
Also! Apparently if we're able to live long enough we can "molt" into a newer form. And taller too! Which is good because I used to be 5' 11" in my old world. I'm only like, 4' 11" or something. Apparently one of us, called the Hollow Knight, was considered the perfect vessel for something called "The Infection" and was able to molt. Sadly he wasn't a "Perfect Vessel" so that plan failed. Horribly and then some.
I feel bad for him. And dislike what my apparent "Father" did to me and my siblings. Then again, I too have a "Greater Good" mentality, kill one to save a thousand. Unless said one is a child. Which then I will protect and care for till the end of my days!
Yes I am one of those people.
You could ask me who my favorite Assassin class is and I would immediately respond with Jack the Ripper. They need hugs and a family god damn it! I could even get her one of those heated blankets and womb noise machines to make her happy. I just love the character that much. Not the lolicon way either you morons.(OOC: This is known as a joke. Legit tho Jack is my fav assassin and is a cinnamon toll that can kill you.)
Also! I plan on one day destroying the Clocktower as everyone in it is an asshole and are morons in my opinon.
Also, I'm homeschooled by Sly as he doesn't trust that I won't be discovered.
All in all though? Its peaceful.
It's sad that it won't last.
[AN: if you wanna have an OC appear in this fic, go to Spacebattle Grail War Recruitment and join the second Grail War group! There's three spots left and Shriou, the GM, is prepping for the second to start up in NYC, Nasuverse, within two or more weeks! Join while there's still time!~]
THREE YEARS LATER...
The life of a Magus is... Interesting to say in more simpler terms. And I mean that in a semi-good way. You see, in the last 3 years I've learn how to wield a Nail, which I call a rapier, use Dash, a spell that Sly uses, and Soul Drain, a passive ability that all Soul users(aka Bugs or People that wield soul magic) get by hitting living things. Each time a Soul user hits a living thing, be it an insect or a tree, they get Soul, aka a charge for their spell.
So that's why there's more space in our backyard. I am not sorry in the slightest.
Also! I've been hearing voices for the last year, apparently its void entities that are somehow my siblings talking to me. Also me crying causes black liquid to seep out of my eyeballs. When did this occur you may ask? Well...
ONE YEAR AGO...
I was walking home one day from helping close up the shop(which mind you everything is so fucking expensive that even Mr. Krabs would be appalled at this) I heard a voice. Multiple infact! All saying the same damn thing over and over "Sibling." The voices would say. Over and over and over. Now, being the smart person I was, I decided to talk to Sly about it when I got home...
To say he was surprised at the fact I was hearing voices was an understatement. The small fucker literally flung himself to my face and asked me a series of questions, mostly pretaining to dreams and orange liquid.
And the fact that I said I heard them say "Sibling" even furthered his surprise.
"So..." He said looking to the side "A vessel."
"What?"
"You're a vessel. Something that isn't supposed to think, feel, have a voice, or will. A failure in the kings opinion." He sags before suddenly stopping.
Why?
Because I was in tears.
You see, in my old life "Failure" isn't a good word for me to hear, Especially if it's in reference to me. That stopped though when I wiped my eyes to see black liquid seeping from them...
The fuck?!
"Those voices are your siblings. Probably."
DOUBLE WHAT THE FUCK?!
"Sibling what's a Fuck?'" A few voices asked.
AAAAAAAAAAA-
TO THE NOW...
So yeah, that's how I learned I wasn't human in the first place. The voices of my siblings(they have no Gender, all except one that is named Hornet, but she's not among them yet.) They've taught me quite a few useful things about being a vessel.
One is that I am able to see 360° by 360°. I just only subconsciously focused on what I SHOULD be seeing. For a few days after I started using my ACTUAL sight I was in shock. Though Sly had enough on day 2 and threw a Nail at me.
That was not fun.
Not only that, but I was strong enough to break wood.
That and infinite stamina is a thing! So I can do Gai Sensei level training now.
And I am 100% doing that. To an extent.
Also, I am incredibly short, and considered "cute" by some of the girls in the town. Fucking shotacons, at least I don't have a Sasuke level of fangirls.
[Somewhere in a different world a Duck Assed haircut of a ninja sneezed "Oh you got a cold Sasuke-kun?" "Hn."]
I also learned NONE of the main cast exist in this world. None. Zilch. Nada. Cero. Ling.
Which is sad since now I can't rant at a certain red-to-white haired Hero of Justice wannabe who threw himself into wars, and left two people who loved him(and everyone says he slept with) so he can "find himself"
[On Chaldea EMIYA sneezes]
At least I won't have to deal with a Golden Clad asshole with an Ego the size of his vault.
[Gilgamesh twitches a finger while on the throne of heroes. He's not THAT bad-]
At least his caster and kid selves are better.
[Oh that's better.]
Sadly, this makes things harder on me. Why? Because that means that whoever is in the Grail War. I also found out that the people of the Clocktower are assholes. Apparently they constantly hunt down Magus that deviate from the norm. Only to steal their shit and make it their own.
So in order to protect my identity Sly made me an Outfit.
[This is his outfit only]
I made the mask myself with tips from my siblings. Apparently my form was originally similar to this. Which is actually cool.
Also! Apparently if we're able to live long enough we can "molt" into a newer form. And taller too! Which is good because I used to be 5' 11" in my old world. I'm only like, 4' 11" or something. Apparently one of us, called the Hollow Knight, was considered the perfect vessel for something called "The Infection" and was able to molt. Sadly he wasn't a "Perfect Vessel" so that plan failed. Horribly and then some.
I feel bad for him. And dislike what my apparent "Father" did to me and my siblings. Then again, I too have a "Greater Good" mentality, kill one to save a thousand. Unless said one is a child. Which then I will protect and care for till the end of my days!
Yes I am one of those people.
You could ask me who my favorite Assassin class is and I would immediately respond with Jack the Ripper. They need hugs and a family god damn it! I could even get her one of those heated blankets and womb noise machines to make her happy. I just love the character that much. Not the lolicon way either you morons.(OOC: This is known as a joke. Legit tho Jack is my fav assassin and is a cinnamon toll that can kill you.)
Also! I plan on one day destroying the Clocktower as everyone in it is an asshole and are morons in my opinon.
Also, I'm homeschooled by Sly as he doesn't trust that I won't be discovered.
All in all though? Its peaceful.
It's sad that it won't last.
[AN: if you wanna have an OC appear in this fic, go to Spacebattle Grail War Recruitment and join the second Grail War group! There's three spots left and Shriou, the GM, is prepping for the second to start up in NYC, Nasuverse, within two or more weeks! Join while there's still time!~]
...Until it's not.
TheEmpOfMankind
THE GREAT MANPEROR
- Location
- Golden Toilet On Terra
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
2 YEARS LATER
It was raining. Which is odd considering that it's just a stereotype for funerals. And yes! I'm at a funeral for someone I've come to see as a Father.
Here Rests Sly Cricket.
I chose the monument that would be his resting place. And I know that I should feel sad.
But all I am feeling...
Is pure. Unadulterated. RAGE
And it's not at him, or the fact he died...
Its at the new place and people I absolutely hate the most now.
The bastards from the Clocktower, and by extension, the Mages Association.
They killed Sly, My father. Well father figure but father nonetheless.
And they will pay for it tenfold.
A FEW DAYS PREVIOUSLY
It was a... Special day for me. Why? Well two reasons. One, I mastered two new spells called Soul Swipe and Soul Regen, and two, I'm finally gonna admit to Sly being a father figure.
"Hey stop walking so fast! I'm gonna fucking fall off you asshole!"
Ah yes, Amanojaku. "Oh shush ass-cat" I retort with a scoff, which earned me a string of cusses and insults. Which were bad, as in poorly made.
I walk faster just to piss off the cat more. It's fun.
I enter the house and holler "Dad I'm home!" Hoping he gets the message.
It didn't work at all. "Sly." Oh there he is.
"Why did you say dad?" He says, his dart around the room.
"I'm gonna be bluntly" I said, bluntly, "I see you as my Dad."
He blinks. Once, twice, thrice... I think I broke him.
"I... Need a minute" he says, after a whole minute, ironically.
He walks out of the room and I swear I hear him shout "Yes!"
This... Puts a smile on my face.
He walks out, happy and takes a seat "Well since you consider me a... Dad. It's only fair that a father shares his dreams with his son."
This genuinely confused me, and being the inquisitive mind I am, I sit and listen.
"In Hollownest, and our neighboring kingdom Deepnest, we freely use magic and spells everywhere. And so I thought, 'Why should one world be able to do this, and not the other?' And so, I said it aloud to the last mages I fought, and soon was labled as a 'radical' and now we're here!" He finishes with a big ol' grin.
I... Found myself agreeing to what Sly said, Magecraft, while dangerous, is incredibly helpful. I could already think of all the things that magecraft can do. Like ward off intruders, better transport, better storage, better life in general.
So, I tell him "I wanna follow that dream too." With a smile,"why should WE have everything while others have less?"
He looked happier than the time he got 10 mill Yen from a rich hiker.
"Then let us plan!" He says with enthusiasm.
I follow happily, thinking this would last forever!
Little did we know, that we were being watched...
"Targets spotted. Requesting back up."
A FEW HOURS AFTER THAT...
I get shook awake by Sly, "Hide!" He whisper shouts.
I nodded and slipped into a hidden compartment in my closet, which holds the outfit and Nail I'd use against the Mages Association if they ever came here. Slipping on my mask and cloak, and grabbing my Nail(in the shape of a Rapier), and stay hidden.
I hear the sound of fighting and explosions out side.
And then a scream, I recognized it too...
"FATHER!" I shouted and Dashed out the room to find something that made my very shell boil.
On the ground, beaten and bloodied was Sly, and surrounding him were 5 mages, all from The Clocktower.
And the worst part was?
Sly. Wasn't. Moving.
Everything went still as I stared at the corpse of my mentor, my father.
"THEY ATTACKED SIBLINGS CARETAKER!"
"NO!"
"MR. SLY!"
The siblings voices suddenly hushed as a flash entered my vision, a figure wrapped in chains appeared in my mindscape, a mask with backward curving horns and a narrow "face" spoke to me.
"Destroy them for what they did. Brother."
And then. I screamed.
0:05
Everything was blasted back at my scream, I pulled out my Nail, aptly named Hollowed Shade and shot forward, my body covered in void and my eyes glowed white as I shot forward, the ground cracked and blew back as I shot Dashed forward.
In my enraged state it was pathetically easy to kill these bastards.
I decapitated the first, his head and body ragdolled away in a spray of crimson as one mage shot my back, the bullet penetrated me as I whipped around and Dashed through him, it was if I became intangible, like Kamui in a way.
I spun around and did an arching slash, he blocked it, but was unprepared for the impaling I did with my hand, and proceeded to rip out his heart.
Mage number three was harder, he was fast and as able to block and parry my attacks. How sad that when I lashed out with a tendril(which I didn't know what I could do) and made his chest cave in.
Number four and five fled, a wise decision. On anyone else.
Using a void tendril I dragged her and her magus friend towards me. Number 4 and 5 started trying to do magus bullshittery but that was stopped by me blasting number 4, from what I instinctively call "Shade Blast", and finishing off number 5 with me crushing her skull.
And you wanna know something? I felt no regret or remorse killing them. Not even in the days that followed before I buried Sly.
In speaking of Sly I went to where he was laying, and tried to carry him.
"No, son" he coughed between words, blood dribbling from his mouth. "My time's up, but I wanted to give you this."
He hands me a charm, I learned what charms are from him, it was his Nailmaster's Glory charm.
"Thank you, for listening... Follow our dreams, ok?" He says as he took his final breath...
And he's gone...
BACK TO THE PRESENT
I stab his blade into the slab and walk away, apparently he had a Will, I got all of his books and business. I got lots of Yen, his house and shop now belong to me, and, through a low level magus squealing it as I killed him because he tried to kill me, I have a target on my back, they call me(in my mask) the "Masked Shade" now in the Magus community. Fun.
But my rage had yet to subside, and neither has my hatred. I despise the Mages Association and the Clocktower.
After visiting the grave of my Father, for the last time in many years I will do this, not that I knew at the time, I talked aloud. "I will follow your dream Dad. But I will also follow my true dream... I will destroy everything the Mage Association has built, and will destroy everything in my way to do that. I will then take lead of the remnants of the MA and use them to help this world." I turn around and leave, never noticing his Spirit floating above the grave with a sad look to his face.
I would have looked back one last time, but I had other plans.
One such plan is to gather resources to join a specific war.
Or to be much, much more blunt...
A Grail War.
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Interlude 1
TheEmpOfMankind
THE GREAT MANPEROR
- Location
- Golden Toilet On Terra
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
Learning magic is hard. Harder than math. Depending on who you are. Luckily for me I had someone who takes their time(despite being incredibly impatient and jumpy) to teach you. Specifically my Dash training.
You see, it's hard to stop when you Dash, and sometimes you need a way to stop yourself, or else you'll hurt yourself.
So that's why me and Sly are taking a break. Specifically Sly is helping me, like the good mentor he is, rewalk me through the process again.
"To stop dashing you need to forcefully stop yourself. Like stomping the ground or stabbing the ground." He explains calm yet quick.
Sadly I tried both those things. The first one ended with me using my face to cushion my fall. The second caused me to snap a tree in half.
Though despite my injuries I didn't feel pain nor did I feel winded. Which is odd. Then again he put a bandage over my head and fretted like a father would. Despite not having any head wounds. Which was funny to me.
I tried again, this time I had an idea, you know how in those sword fight things in anime where the two opponents go forward REALLY fast and do a slash attack and stop in a leaning forward position only to put their sword away and the other guy sprays blood everywhere?
Think the first time Zenitsu used his lighting sword thing and killed the demon.
Well I'm gonna do something similar, without the blood and lightning stuff.
"Remember-"
"Maa Maa I got old man." I interrupt.
I close my eyes and proceed to inhale slowly, and exhale slowly.
And then I Dashed.
The ground beneath me blew away as I shot forward, like a rocket. I could feel the wind press against me in a futile attempt to slow me down.
I quickly brought my legs in a sort of elongated kneel as I suddenly and swiftly jerk to a stop. I stumble, but I I stopped without incident.
I hear whooping as I turn around and see Sly cheering that I finally got it.
He looks so proud. Like a father would be.
Why do I keep thinking that?!
You see, it's hard to stop when you Dash, and sometimes you need a way to stop yourself, or else you'll hurt yourself.
So that's why me and Sly are taking a break. Specifically Sly is helping me, like the good mentor he is, rewalk me through the process again.
"To stop dashing you need to forcefully stop yourself. Like stomping the ground or stabbing the ground." He explains calm yet quick.
Sadly I tried both those things. The first one ended with me using my face to cushion my fall. The second caused me to snap a tree in half.
Though despite my injuries I didn't feel pain nor did I feel winded. Which is odd. Then again he put a bandage over my head and fretted like a father would. Despite not having any head wounds. Which was funny to me.
I tried again, this time I had an idea, you know how in those sword fight things in anime where the two opponents go forward REALLY fast and do a slash attack and stop in a leaning forward position only to put their sword away and the other guy sprays blood everywhere?
Think the first time Zenitsu used his lighting sword thing and killed the demon.
Well I'm gonna do something similar, without the blood and lightning stuff.
"Remember-"
"Maa Maa I got old man." I interrupt.
I close my eyes and proceed to inhale slowly, and exhale slowly.
And then I Dashed.
The ground beneath me blew away as I shot forward, like a rocket. I could feel the wind press against me in a futile attempt to slow me down.
I quickly brought my legs in a sort of elongated kneel as I suddenly and swiftly jerk to a stop. I stumble, but I I stopped without incident.
I hear whooping as I turn around and see Sly cheering that I finally got it.
He looks so proud. Like a father would be.
Why do I keep thinking that?!
Power Experimentation and New Form.
TheEmpOfMankind
THE GREAT MANPEROR
- Location
- Golden Toilet On Terra
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
A FEW MONTHS AFTER...
A few months after that I began training and experimenting with my newfound powers that I got when fighting the Mage fuckers. "But Bones, how can you train with no home?" You may ask me.
Well I can easily tell you!
I left on a plane and went towards america. Or to be specific to my wonderful audience; Salem, Massachusetts. I learned that places from the Netflix Fear Street exist in the US so I decided to not go there.
Turns out Salem was also, the wrong fucking place to go. Why? Because I can see the ghosts from the Witch Trials, and they're only more manifested because we're on a Leyline. Fucking wonderful am I right?
Anyways I learned from Sly, before I knew I was a vessel, that I can drain Prana from Leylines at a faster rate than the usual magus. Which is useful as I can use it to substitute SOUL energy. Course Amanojaku is pissed at me for picking this fucking location because of the fact that there are a shit ton of ghosts. Most aren't harmful per se, but they're fucking creepy. Then again the keyword is "most" as some ghosts are such fucking assholes that they try to hurt me and Amanojaku constantly. Thank God that they're so fucking weak.
So anyways back to where I'm living, I live in a cave. Yep. A fucking cave. Why? Well there are a few reasons.
1. I'm harder to track on the off chance that the MA try to find me.
2. It's convenient because I don't need to pay bills.
3. Thanks to my tendrils(will tell you how I figured out how to use them in a moment or two) I can grab what I need and dig deep into the ground.
4. I can steal whatever I need via Shade Dash(again, will he explained later on.)
Because of this, life was somewhat decent. Then came the actual training/experimentation of my powers...
To say that it was easy is true, but it was also difficult. Let me explain before I'm called the "SI OC maker that makes his SI OP for no apparent reason or explanation" guy, so I'm gonna explain in the best way I can.
You see, Void has no shape or form in it's natural state, it only fills its container and does nothing else, it's a blob of nothingness incarnate. It just sits there and corrupts anything that cannot handle its power and presence.
However, thanks to my form and natural affinity for it, I can manipulate it to my will.
Making its shape and doing what I want with it was the easy part, keeping it that way however, was the hardest part.
In order to make a void tendril I needed to imagine it being a tentacle, yes make all the tentacle hentai jokes you want, I might make a scene with that in play later on. Im joking BTW I'm not that stupid to do that. Still funny as shit.
Anyways back on topic, the tendril was formed, but it'd just flop around like a pool noodle. Not only that but I had to focus on it and force it to be dense enough to do so. I know it sounds hard, but once you do something enough times it becomes easy.
Combining Dash with Void was really easy actually, use the same principle, and mix it with Void. Apparently I become intangible and am able to go though objects, but if I will it, I can summon spikes and harm things when I dash.
The same thing applied to my Nail as well. Apply void to the blade and I basically get a black lightsaber. Also, by focusing on the blade itself I can launch arcs of void and cut stuff with it.
Now, I'm not saying I am a "master" at it, my siblings helped out by giving tips and ideas, but I am decent at it. I still need to work on focusing on what to do and how much Void I need.
I also learned I can make mini vessels that just slide around like snails. Which is funny as hell when I have them change Amanojaku.
On the subject of the Ass-Cat I learned that he can do some pretty cool things. Not only can he see and sense spirits, and use minor telekinesis(it's a pain when he knocks over stuff with it), he can lightly tap into my void power. But only lightly.
He can Shade Dash and use his claws for Shade Swipe, but can also do a Shade Bite, which is basically Bite from Pokemon.
"... How?"
"Pokemon, and fucking watching you fuck up all the time."
"Oh."
That was literally all that was said in the conversation.
So by using my Shade Dash I can go through walls and steal what I need, and using my Void Tendrils, I made my home and got my needed things.
Course, I learned something else.
You see, I'm not a "Human shaped" Vessel.
I learned this because I thought "Hey! I wonder what I would look like if I looked like my siblings?" And proceeded to see my body change right before my eyes.
To say I was scared shitless is an Understatement. I screamed for a solid five minutes before both my Siblings and Amanojaku stopped me.
So basically, I have a charm or ability implanted in me that allows me to change from Human to Bug(Vessel).
I quickly, through context clues, was able to change back.
By experimenting on my Bug form I discovered a few things.
1. I am much faster.
2. I am a bit more durable.
3. My Nail makes me look like I'm overcompensating for something.
4. I am pretty light.
5. I kinda look creepy as fuck.
I'm sticking to my human form mostly now because of that last one. I am too cute to be creepy. Yes I can call myself cute. Lots of other people seem to think the same thing.
Does that make them shotacons?
Failures of Enforcers and destruction of despicable Magus
TheEmpOfMankind
THE GREAT MANPEROR
- Location
- Golden Toilet On Terra
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
I needed to get stronger.
CHOP-
"OW FUCK!"
This is a fact that I know and you know. I currently have very VERY little chance against beating the Mages Association, and knowing them, if they find out I'm not human, they'll likely send Enforcers after my ass.
CLANG!
I do not wanna end up in a jar. Despite my physiology.
CLANG!
Nope. Not happening. Not in my entire life.
CLANG!
So, I'm giving Hallowed Shade an Upgrade. Heh, I'm a poet, and I didn't even know it.
CLANG!
I like 1.0 Richtofen, he was funny as hell.
CLANG!
You're probably wondering what the hell I'm doing? Simple, I cut of my right hand and using a forge that I... Acquired... Lets go with that, anyways, using a forge I'm merging said hand into my Weapon to give it a Soul Stealing Property similar to my own, except better. You see, every hit I do to an entity with a Soul, or an entity with a life force, gives me a small part of their soul/life force, however, even if I kill it I still only get a fraction of its soul/life force till it dies. But! I can make my sword steal most of the soul/life force while also giving me the usual amount. Then again I can use my Prana as an alternate fuel source for my spells.
HISS!
BANG BANG BANG!
RUMBLE
Also mages are at my door step trying to break through a wall heavily runed metal made with my tendrils and magecraft. That hiss was me cooling off my sword.
"YOU BETTER HURRY UP OR WE'RE BOTH TOAST YOU ASSHOLE!" A certain Ass-Cat shouts at me through our mental link.
I both hate and love him.
I sharpen my newly made blade and prepare to curb stomp some shit heads. If memory serves correct then that means there are a total of thirty enforcers that the Clocktower uses, and they sent three of them, and a freelancer too. Not too many but not too little.
Welp, it's a shame that such potential will be lost. They probably could have been awesome allies. But sadly they work for the clocktower.
Let's see how powerful they make my blade.
I calmly, walk towards the wall of metal I made, because apparently the MA already knew what I looked like. Probably cause I used to live in Britain.
I use my tendrils and smash open the wall, sending fragments of metal and steel all over-
WHERE THE FUCK DID THEY GO?
They step out fron behind some(now metal covered) trees. They look a bit ruffled but hey, at least they're alive for me to slaughter them.
"We can-"
"Do this the easy way or the hard way?" I rhetorically answer.
The lady scowled at that, in which I return it with a grin. "Before I slaughter you all-" I see the Freelancer smirk "-I wish to learn your names."
The Lady I interrupted steps up.
Juliana Kotomine
"I am Juliana Kotomine-"
The Freelancer shoots forwards before she finishes.
His fists are covered in a red energy coats his fists as he created two red manablades. I lazily blocked it, it seems he was running on pure emotion.
"An Emiya I presume?" I question, he glared angrily at me before I send him flying with a void tendril.
"I assume you wish to take me to be Seal Designated, Kotomine?" I ask rhetorically
"Yes. We do. I assume you will not come peacefully." She states bluntly.
My grin widens. "What do you think?"
The other enforcer, a male by the looks of it, steps forwards as Julia readies a lightning spell, the Emiya shoots forwards before they could do anything else. It looks like he uses brute force to attack, I block it easily with a Void tendril.
"You must be new, let me show you what happens to the inexperienced, versus the experienced." And proceeded to use a tendril to slam him into the ground, before I could land a killing blow the male slams into me, hurling me into a tree causing it to snap.
Seems he uses a Reinforcement on a sheild which seems to be glowing, must've been mystic coded. I see a zap of lightning launched at me by the Kotomine.
Thats when I got a good look at the male and my jaw dropped.
I point an accusatory finger at the male and shout "You're wearing a Jojo cosplay!"
He sweatdrops as the Kotomine gets really, and I mean REALLY pissed off. "I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS YOUR OWN ORIGINAL OUTFIT!"
Huh so they're together-
"WE AREN'T TOEGETHER!" They both shout.
I said that out loud didn't I?
"YES!"
GOD DAMN IT- Holy shit oppai chick-
IS THAT KIRCHE-
I get sprayed by Prana fuel perfume. Why is my head dizzy?
POMPF
Oh a pillow- Why do I hear lewd giggles-
Squeeze
Those aren't pillows.
"Damn shotacon." I hear the, finally, Emiya say over the arguing.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
I dash away from the soon-to-be lewder.
SHES MAKING A FACE-
"I'M A MINOR!"
"So am I~"
[glow=black]INTERNAL SCREAMS OF THE VOID. THE SIBLINGS JOIN IN FOR WHATEVER REASON-[/glow]
She gets knocked out by the sheild guy. Who then gets attacked by the Emiya. Then the Kotomine attacks him for attacking a teamate, who then accidentally knocks out the shield Guy, who then knocks out her accidentally.
...
"The fuck." Exactly Amano. Exactly.
I proceeded to swipe a book that has the names of Magus that are being hunted by the MA and then proceeded to get the fuck away. I will not be lewded by the Look-alike of my Waifu. Nope. Nuh uh. Nada.
"Lets find a..." I open the book, Ooooo?~ a Golemmancer who uses Gargoyles as a main Golem?~ I WANT HIS SHIT.
Also had a few run ins with the Enforcers and Freelancer.
Yeah fuck no, it was hilarious to see them fall apart after I do something that sets one of them off.
They're probably gonna be my own personal "Team Rocket" now eh?
I began looking around for a secret switch, which was also really obvious considering it was a FUCKING GARGOYLE ARM WITH A SPLIT AT THE SHOULDER-
Ahem.
Anyways I pulled the lever and entered the place.
After walking down a few flights of steps I found another switch and proceeded to flip it. Two Gargoyles pop out, which I easily destroy with a void tendril. Note to self: make Golems that are stronger than fucking stone.
I then find something that explains why the fuck he was taking girls.
He was trying to make them into "personal Mana Batteries"
...
I am gonna kill this son of a BITCH-
Julius Astora
"It's over, Hollow. I, Julius Astora, of the great Astora Family, shall put an end to you. Feel grateful that your existence will be erased by yours truly~!" He exclaimed dramatically before I lunged.
"YOU SICK FUCK!" I transform
"Eh- OH GOD IM SO SOR-"
Zeltretch POV
"Lets check on that damned Interloper- OH GAIA WHAT IS HE DOING- I know that Julius was a sick fuck but- WHERE THE FUCK DID HE GET A CHAINSAW?!"
"Hey Canon me, HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?!"
My POV
After brutally curbstomping and murdering the sick fuck, I stole all his shit and saved the women. Don't worry I left a note for the cops to find the... Remains of the bastard.
Fuck today.
AN:Too dark? Too lewd? Not sure. I needed extra words so I went overboard. Shiro Kage made Julius, I just added a reason for him to be brutally slaughered.
CHOP-
"OW FUCK!"
This is a fact that I know and you know. I currently have very VERY little chance against beating the Mages Association, and knowing them, if they find out I'm not human, they'll likely send Enforcers after my ass.
CLANG!
I do not wanna end up in a jar. Despite my physiology.
CLANG!
Nope. Not happening. Not in my entire life.
CLANG!
So, I'm giving Hallowed Shade an Upgrade. Heh, I'm a poet, and I didn't even know it.
CLANG!
I like 1.0 Richtofen, he was funny as hell.
CLANG!
You're probably wondering what the hell I'm doing? Simple, I cut of my right hand and using a forge that I... Acquired... Lets go with that, anyways, using a forge I'm merging said hand into my Weapon to give it a Soul Stealing Property similar to my own, except better. You see, every hit I do to an entity with a Soul, or an entity with a life force, gives me a small part of their soul/life force, however, even if I kill it I still only get a fraction of its soul/life force till it dies. But! I can make my sword steal most of the soul/life force while also giving me the usual amount. Then again I can use my Prana as an alternate fuel source for my spells.
HISS!
BANG BANG BANG!
RUMBLE
Also mages are at my door step trying to break through a wall heavily runed metal made with my tendrils and magecraft. That hiss was me cooling off my sword.
"YOU BETTER HURRY UP OR WE'RE BOTH TOAST YOU ASSHOLE!" A certain Ass-Cat shouts at me through our mental link.
I both hate and love him.
I sharpen my newly made blade and prepare to curb stomp some shit heads. If memory serves correct then that means there are a total of thirty enforcers that the Clocktower uses, and they sent three of them, and a freelancer too. Not too many but not too little.
Welp, it's a shame that such potential will be lost. They probably could have been awesome allies. But sadly they work for the clocktower.
Let's see how powerful they make my blade.
I calmly, walk towards the wall of metal I made, because apparently the MA already knew what I looked like. Probably cause I used to live in Britain.
I use my tendrils and smash open the wall, sending fragments of metal and steel all over-
WHERE THE FUCK DID THEY GO?
They step out fron behind some(now metal covered) trees. They look a bit ruffled but hey, at least they're alive for me to slaughter them.
"We can-"
"Do this the easy way or the hard way?" I rhetorically answer.
The lady scowled at that, in which I return it with a grin. "Before I slaughter you all-" I see the Freelancer smirk "-I wish to learn your names."
The Lady I interrupted steps up.
Juliana Kotomine
"I am Juliana Kotomine-"
The Freelancer shoots forwards before she finishes.
His fists are covered in a red energy coats his fists as he created two red manablades. I lazily blocked it, it seems he was running on pure emotion.
"An Emiya I presume?" I question, he glared angrily at me before I send him flying with a void tendril.
"I assume you wish to take me to be Seal Designated, Kotomine?" I ask rhetorically
"Yes. We do. I assume you will not come peacefully." She states bluntly.
My grin widens. "What do you think?"
The other enforcer, a male by the looks of it, steps forwards as Julia readies a lightning spell, the Emiya shoots forwards before they could do anything else. It looks like he uses brute force to attack, I block it easily with a Void tendril.
"You must be new, let me show you what happens to the inexperienced, versus the experienced." And proceeded to use a tendril to slam him into the ground, before I could land a killing blow the male slams into me, hurling me into a tree causing it to snap.
Seems he uses a Reinforcement on a sheild which seems to be glowing, must've been mystic coded. I see a zap of lightning launched at me by the Kotomine.
Thats when I got a good look at the male and my jaw dropped.
I point an accusatory finger at the male and shout "You're wearing a Jojo cosplay!"
He sweatdrops as the Kotomine gets really, and I mean REALLY pissed off. "I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS YOUR OWN ORIGINAL OUTFIT!"
Huh so they're together-
"WE AREN'T TOEGETHER!" They both shout.
I said that out loud didn't I?
"YES!"
GOD DAMN IT- Holy shit oppai chick-
IS THAT KIRCHE-
I get sprayed by Prana fuel perfume. Why is my head dizzy?
POMPF
Oh a pillow- Why do I hear lewd giggles-
Squeeze
Those aren't pillows.
"Damn shotacon." I hear the, finally, Emiya say over the arguing.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
I dash away from the soon-to-be lewder.
SHES MAKING A FACE-
"I'M A MINOR!"
"So am I~"
[glow=black]INTERNAL SCREAMS OF THE VOID. THE SIBLINGS JOIN IN FOR WHATEVER REASON-[/glow]
She gets knocked out by the sheild guy. Who then gets attacked by the Emiya. Then the Kotomine attacks him for attacking a teamate, who then accidentally knocks out the shield Guy, who then knocks out her accidentally.
...
"The fuck." Exactly Amano. Exactly.
A FEW MINS LATER...
I proceeded to swipe a book that has the names of Magus that are being hunted by the MA and then proceeded to get the fuck away. I will not be lewded by the Look-alike of my Waifu. Nope. Nuh uh. Nada.
"Lets find a..." I open the book, Ooooo?~ a Golemmancer who uses Gargoyles as a main Golem?~ I WANT HIS SHIT.
WEEKS LATER...
It wasn't that hard to find him. At all, no really all I had to do was follow Missing Persons(all were girls for some reason, reasons I would find out later) and find a place covered in Gargoyle "statues." Easy as pie.Also had a few run ins with the Enforcers and Freelancer.
Yeah fuck no, it was hilarious to see them fall apart after I do something that sets one of them off.
They're probably gonna be my own personal "Team Rocket" now eh?
I began looking around for a secret switch, which was also really obvious considering it was a FUCKING GARGOYLE ARM WITH A SPLIT AT THE SHOULDER-
Ahem.
Anyways I pulled the lever and entered the place.
After walking down a few flights of steps I found another switch and proceeded to flip it. Two Gargoyles pop out, which I easily destroy with a void tendril. Note to self: make Golems that are stronger than fucking stone.
I then find something that explains why the fuck he was taking girls.
He was trying to make them into "personal Mana Batteries"
...
I am gonna kill this son of a BITCH-
Julius Astora
"It's over, Hollow. I, Julius Astora, of the great Astora Family, shall put an end to you. Feel grateful that your existence will be erased by yours truly~!" He exclaimed dramatically before I lunged.
"YOU SICK FUCK!" I transform
"Eh- OH GOD IM SO SOR-"
Zeltretch POV
"Lets check on that damned Interloper- OH GAIA WHAT IS HE DOING- I know that Julius was a sick fuck but- WHERE THE FUCK DID HE GET A CHAINSAW?!"
"Hey Canon me, HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?!"
My POV
After brutally curbstomping and murdering the sick fuck, I stole all his shit and saved the women. Don't worry I left a note for the cops to find the... Remains of the bastard.
Fuck today.
AN:Too dark? Too lewd? Not sure. I needed extra words so I went overboard. Shiro Kage made Julius, I just added a reason for him to be brutally slaughered.
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Ruina magum(part 1)
TheEmpOfMankind
THE GREAT MANPEROR
- Location
- Golden Toilet On Terra
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
AN: Some Changes(such as age) have vbeen made in order for shipping to be possible. I'm bored needless to say and I want ~drama~
It was a night like any other when I met her. I was going after a Philosopher for his ability to summon swords and launch them, I knew it wasn't Ultimate Blade Works as the book said nothing about a Reality Marble. Which would have been rad as hell considering how over fucking powered those things are. I might consider taking one... Well maybe another time then.
Anyways, finding the guy was difficult, more difficult than the others. In speaking of that, I've found and killed 3 other Magus and two Enforcers after that golemancer. The 3 Magus each had a thing I wanted. The first one, Liliana Emiya, could make armour and clothes incredibly strong with some unknown runes, not only that, but she was smoking hot. Sadly she murdered lots of people for her power, normal people specifically, so she had to die.
The second Magus could actually do a thing similar, more like identical, to metal bending, except he made said metal molten hot while doing it, he would have been useful for a group I'm planning to make if he hadn't used humans as living casts. Which was fucking sick, disgusting, and rage inducing. I'd tell you his name, but I forgot it.
The last one was insane, but smart as he had detailed information on how the Greater Grail is moved and its energy, and also knew how to use souls to control automatons. Sadly he used child souls and was, in his words, a "kiddie strangler." His name was also Dave, and for some fucking reason he was painted purple. Like, the fuck? What was he, an eggplant or something?
Wait a fucking second. Don't fucking tell me Dayshift at Freddy's exist here.
Back on topic, the Enforcers they sent were pretty skilled. Almost made me lose an arm and a leg. In speaking of body parts, as a pseudo-hand I'm using void tendrils. Neat huh? These guys were fire magus and were really skilled. If I hadn't put the Emiya chicks rune on my cloak I would've been fried.
Also my "personal Team Rocket" have tried multiple ways to catch me, even hired some hot freelancer to seduce me. I wasn't even sure little Ben even worked until that happened.
Anyways her attempt to seduce me failed and we talked. Turns out she wants to join me on my quest to ruin the clocktower. The reasoning being that they killed her family and wants to have vengence on them. One swipe from a dreamnail(which an Enforcer took to be an asshole) and I learned she was being honest.
"What the hell?!" She said leaping back and pulling out a, holy shit that's a big ass gun.
"Relax," I say holding my hands up "just needed to make sure that you weren't lying to me.
She narrows her eyes as I extend a hand "You may already know this, but my name is Benjamin Malone, though my friends call me 'Bones.'"
"What friends?" She quipped.
Jesus christ that hit hard.
"My name is Lilith Kotomine" she says, introducing herself.
Hm. Black hair, blue eyes, checks out. "It's nice to meet you Lilith." I say with a smile.
"You're lucky you're handsome. I would have shot you, then let you explain yourself."
I wheezed at that. Also! I am in fact really handsome, I molted a few days ago so I'm now taller.
(Image made by Snake Oil Salesmen/Danhal)
"You're lucky you're so hot, I would have attacked you the moment you pulled your gun on me." Which I wouldn't have because I want her to join my group.
"You're so lucky you're so muscular, I would have hated to ruin that."
Two can play at that game you Black Rock Shooter cosplayer.
Thus began the several hour flirt-a-thon where it slowly devolved into the sexual in which I lost because I keeled over at the sex jokes she made.
Needless to say, she joined and I am half considering dating her. Which I did 2 weeks later. Suck it readers and watchers!(/jk)
So basically, I found his workshop, as it turned out he was trying to make a perfect homunculus that would follow his commands and be able to use their prana coils. He also used Einzbern DNA to make them, judging from the eye and hair color.
I also saw corpses of said homunculi. Poor things. Then a loud slap and scream of... A little girl.
"Stupid homunculus! You were nearly perfect!" Another slap.
I burst into the room and saw my target about to end the poor childs life.
And that made my(figurative) blood boil as I shot forward and pulled her unconscious frame away from the bastard. Using dash I sat her far away as I take a good look at her.
AN: Smug little bean.
She... Why does she look like Thalia? Not now brain!
"You dare interrupt me?" The Magus seethes
I turn towards the Magus "You dare harm an innocent child?" I retort, my eyes cold behind my mask.
He snarled, "It's only a Homunculus! She would have died anyways!" He attacks "You will pay dearly for trespassing."
I say nothing as I slash forwards.
??? POV
I slowly wake to the sounds of... Something.
What? What's going on? I... Who am I?
All I remember waking up and... Hearing something before pain...
Pain...
Ithurtssomuchpleasestopstopstop!
My eyes, what even are those, open and see that man... the one who hurt me. He was doing something with someone else, their face was covered and they wore a bright thing on their back.
There's loud noises when their... Somethings, hit each other...
The one with the hidden face swings his thing and a spray of... Something comes from the bad man, he lets out a horrible sound as he falls to the ground, a bright light comes from the bad man and goes into the hidden faced man and his thingy.
He then turns towards me...
I'm scared...
I see nothing but emptiness in his eyes.
He starts moving towards me, a grey gloved hand outstretched.
Im shaking...
I close my eyes in wait for the pain...
Please don't hurt me.
*Pat Pat*
I open my eyes to see him petting me... He suddenly doesn't look so scary anymore.
Shink!
His thing is slipped into a different thing.
"Let's get you covered up." He takes off the bright thing and wraps it around me, his voice feels calming, and soft.
He picks me up in his arms, holding me close.
He feels cold, yet... It's not uncomfortable.
"Rest little one" the man speaks, somehow lifting his face thingy.
So I did as he ask, nestling into the comforting cold...
Bones POV
She's a fast sleeper I'll give her that. But why does she look so much like Thalia? Some form of reincarnation perhaps? I doubt she even has a name.
I use my tendrils to grab as much research, equipment, and notes from his workshop before leaving this hellhole.
"What to call you..." I ponder as I leaving a gas stove on.
"Ah..."
I throw a small timed grenade into the house, and proceeded to dash far away on a rooftop.
KRAKOOOM!
"Maria. Maria Malone."
The First Member
It was a night like any other when I met her. I was going after a Philosopher for his ability to summon swords and launch them, I knew it wasn't Ultimate Blade Works as the book said nothing about a Reality Marble. Which would have been rad as hell considering how over fucking powered those things are. I might consider taking one... Well maybe another time then.
Anyways, finding the guy was difficult, more difficult than the others. In speaking of that, I've found and killed 3 other Magus and two Enforcers after that golemancer. The 3 Magus each had a thing I wanted. The first one, Liliana Emiya, could make armour and clothes incredibly strong with some unknown runes, not only that, but she was smoking hot. Sadly she murdered lots of people for her power, normal people specifically, so she had to die.
The second Magus could actually do a thing similar, more like identical, to metal bending, except he made said metal molten hot while doing it, he would have been useful for a group I'm planning to make if he hadn't used humans as living casts. Which was fucking sick, disgusting, and rage inducing. I'd tell you his name, but I forgot it.
The last one was insane, but smart as he had detailed information on how the Greater Grail is moved and its energy, and also knew how to use souls to control automatons. Sadly he used child souls and was, in his words, a "kiddie strangler." His name was also Dave, and for some fucking reason he was painted purple. Like, the fuck? What was he, an eggplant or something?
Wait a fucking second. Don't fucking tell me Dayshift at Freddy's exist here.
Back on topic, the Enforcers they sent were pretty skilled. Almost made me lose an arm and a leg. In speaking of body parts, as a pseudo-hand I'm using void tendrils. Neat huh? These guys were fire magus and were really skilled. If I hadn't put the Emiya chicks rune on my cloak I would've been fried.
Also my "personal Team Rocket" have tried multiple ways to catch me, even hired some hot freelancer to seduce me. I wasn't even sure little Ben even worked until that happened.
Anyways her attempt to seduce me failed and we talked. Turns out she wants to join me on my quest to ruin the clocktower. The reasoning being that they killed her family and wants to have vengence on them. One swipe from a dreamnail(which an Enforcer took to be an asshole) and I learned she was being honest.
"What the hell?!" She said leaping back and pulling out a, holy shit that's a big ass gun.
"Relax," I say holding my hands up "just needed to make sure that you weren't lying to me.
She narrows her eyes as I extend a hand "You may already know this, but my name is Benjamin Malone, though my friends call me 'Bones.'"
"What friends?" She quipped.
Jesus christ that hit hard.
"My name is Lilith Kotomine" she says, introducing herself.
Hm. Black hair, blue eyes, checks out. "It's nice to meet you Lilith." I say with a smile.
"You're lucky you're handsome. I would have shot you, then let you explain yourself."
I wheezed at that. Also! I am in fact really handsome, I molted a few days ago so I'm now taller.
(Image made by Snake Oil Salesmen/Danhal)
"You're lucky you're so hot, I would have attacked you the moment you pulled your gun on me." Which I wouldn't have because I want her to join my group.
"You're so lucky you're so muscular, I would have hated to ruin that."
Two can play at that game you Black Rock Shooter cosplayer.
Thus began the several hour flirt-a-thon where it slowly devolved into the sexual in which I lost because I keeled over at the sex jokes she made.
Needless to say, she joined and I am half considering dating her. Which I did 2 weeks later. Suck it readers and watchers!(/jk)
The Second Member
The second member definitely came as a shock. You see, I was on a "solo mission" if you could call it that, trying to find the Magus I talked about in the beginning of the chapter. Well I did and he was a bastard. Good thing I killed him.
So basically, I found his workshop, as it turned out he was trying to make a perfect homunculus that would follow his commands and be able to use their prana coils. He also used Einzbern DNA to make them, judging from the eye and hair color.
I also saw corpses of said homunculi. Poor things. Then a loud slap and scream of... A little girl.
"Stupid homunculus! You were nearly perfect!" Another slap.
I burst into the room and saw my target about to end the poor childs life.
And that made my(figurative) blood boil as I shot forward and pulled her unconscious frame away from the bastard. Using dash I sat her far away as I take a good look at her.
AN: Smug little bean.
She... Why does she look like Thalia? Not now brain!
"You dare interrupt me?" The Magus seethes
I turn towards the Magus "You dare harm an innocent child?" I retort, my eyes cold behind my mask.
He snarled, "It's only a Homunculus! She would have died anyways!" He attacks "You will pay dearly for trespassing."
I say nothing as I slash forwards.
??? POV
I slowly wake to the sounds of... Something.
What? What's going on? I... Who am I?
All I remember waking up and... Hearing something before pain...
Pain...
Ithurtssomuchpleasestopstopstop!
My eyes, what even are those, open and see that man... the one who hurt me. He was doing something with someone else, their face was covered and they wore a bright thing on their back.
There's loud noises when their... Somethings, hit each other...
The one with the hidden face swings his thing and a spray of... Something comes from the bad man, he lets out a horrible sound as he falls to the ground, a bright light comes from the bad man and goes into the hidden faced man and his thingy.
He then turns towards me...
I'm scared...
I see nothing but emptiness in his eyes.
He starts moving towards me, a grey gloved hand outstretched.
Im shaking...
I close my eyes in wait for the pain...
Please don't hurt me.
*Pat Pat*
I open my eyes to see him petting me... He suddenly doesn't look so scary anymore.
Shink!
His thing is slipped into a different thing.
"Let's get you covered up." He takes off the bright thing and wraps it around me, his voice feels calming, and soft.
He picks me up in his arms, holding me close.
He feels cold, yet... It's not uncomfortable.
"Rest little one" the man speaks, somehow lifting his face thingy.
So I did as he ask, nestling into the comforting cold...
Bones POV
She's a fast sleeper I'll give her that. But why does she look so much like Thalia? Some form of reincarnation perhaps? I doubt she even has a name.
I use my tendrils to grab as much research, equipment, and notes from his workshop before leaving this hellhole.
"What to call you..." I ponder as I leaving a gas stove on.
"Ah..."
I throw a small timed grenade into the house, and proceeded to dash far away on a rooftop.
KRAKOOOM!
"Maria. Maria Malone."
Gonna Rewrite this
TheEmpOfMankind
THE GREAT MANPEROR
- Location
- Golden Toilet On Terra
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
In all freaking honesty, this story sucks, like, so freaking bad.
So, I'm gonna rewrite it. Gonna focus more on personality and relationships rather than it being one thing to the next.
So, I'm gonna rewrite it. Gonna focus more on personality and relationships rather than it being one thing to the next.