A God Adrift: THORHAMMER (WHF/Thor Quest, Story Only Thread)

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Cast adrift in a foreign world, his boon companions far from his side and strange local customs to navigate? Must be a Thorsday.

This is a companion quest to 'A Soldier Adrift: Captain Westeros', which can be found here and here. Thor crash lands on Mallus at a time which has yet to be revealed, deep in the mountains of Norsca.

I have left the votes in to provide context to people reading the story only versions. I write it elsewhere, and intend to post to various forums when I have a full chapter. The link to the quest itself is in my signature, along with a link to my Patreon. Subscribers get a vote in which of my stories I write each week, should you have a clear favourite, among other benefits. Hope you enjoy.
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A terrible smile graced Thanos' visage. "I am inevitable." His fingers snapped--and nothing happened. Confusion bloomed.

Tony Stark stared him down, heart heavy with duty. "And I...am...Iro--"

Heavy boots hit the scorched earth next to him, lightning crackling in the air. "No," Thor said. He laid a hand on the shoulder of the Man of Iron.

Steve Rogers joined them, bruised, bloodied, shield shattered and hammer heavy, but still standing tall. "We," he said, grasping Stark's other shoulder. The Stones pulsed, each to its own beat.

Thanos lunged for them, denial and wrath on his face.

"We are Avengers," they spoke, and Stark's fingers snapped.

And then things went sideways.

X

The wind whistled in Thor's ears, tugging at his beard as he lay upon a pillow of clouds. He felt weightless. A chill took him, and he reached for his blanket.

Suddenly, he was not so weightless, instead flipping end over end as he tumbled through the air. His hair whipped at his face as he passed through a layer of clouds, and what had been a pleasant moment became a jumbled rush as he was tossed every which way. The wounds given to him by the Mad Titan still pained him, but they were a secondary concern to the ground that was rapidly approaching. It was -

Mountainous, and covered in snow. An untamed land for an untamed people. x
Barren, not a desert but devoid of civilisation. To the east, mountains.
A port city, run down and decayed, an ocean to the west. The very land seemed diseased.


- an untamed land, full of colossal mountains reaching towards the sky, and covered in snow. The chill holding him grasped him all the tighter as he fell, the cold seeping into his bones. A flurry of snow blinded him for but a moment, and when his sight cleared he realised he was rather close to one of those mountaintops. Moments from impact, he considered shielding his head, but could only find the will to close his eyes.

A thunderous crash announced Thor's arrival in this new world, echoing through the valleys. Stone splintered and avalanches crashed down, the very land greeting him. Long minutes passed before calm returned to the mountains.

Atop the mountain, Thor simply lay in the impact crater, staring up at the sky as he sucked in a breath. His body felt strained, like his essence had been stretched further than it was meant to be, and his mind was tired, as he had often felt after lessons with his father as a youth. Thanos was no more, not merely dead but gone, and the bill had come due. There was always a price. Perhaps if he didn't get up, he wouldn't have to confront it...or perhaps it had already been paid.

He groaned, before he found the will to leverage his bulk, shifting slowly until he was sitting upright. The hole his wake had left in the clouds was already filling in, but for a brief moment, he glimpsed a thing of rare beauty though it. An aurora borealis, weaving through the sky, shining -

Blue x
Purple
Red
Yellow
Green


- blue. The stars behind it seemed to ripple and weave, distorted, but then the clouds covered the sight, and the sky was grey once more. Thor dragged his gaze away, taking in his surroundings. He wasn't quite on the peak, but he was near it, on an open stretch of stone. He brushed stone fragments off his hoodie, picking a loose stone out of the fingerless gloves he wore.

For a long moment, he simply sat and stared, unseeing, as he looked out over the mountains. There was a weariness in his bones, the kind that sets in after a great burden has been lifted. Thanos was dead, but what came thence?

Thor barked a laugh, surprising himself. Thanos was dead, he could feel it in his gut. He had laid a hand on Tony's shoulder, taking on the burden of the Stones, and he had felt the connection to the universe when the Man of Iron made his demand of them. "Who is inevitable now, you great purple ballsack," he said, and he couldn't help but laugh. He put on a deep voice, "I am inevitable," he said, before snapping his fingers and putting on a look of shock, laughing again.

The cold mountain bore witness as the laughter rang out into the void, and tears spilled from Thor's face. With an effort of will, he brought himself under control, drowning the hysterics that threatened to erupt again. Thanos was dead, those he had killed were returned to life, and he was stranded in an unfamiliar world.

Well, it wasn't the first time.

With a grunt, Thor heaved himself to his feet, and began to make for the summit. It wasn't far, but it gave him time to gather his thoughts as he crunched through the snow. He stuck his hands into the pockets of his hoodie to warm them, and gave a small noise of delight when he found a plastic package. He retrieved the Lunchable, and peeled it open. He carefully arranged cracker, spam, and cheese substitute into a tower, before cramming it into his mouth and chewing. The snack barely lasted long enough for him to reach the peak, and he stuffed the empty wrapper back into his pocket, brushing crumbs from his beard. There was a small stone outcropping to mark the very tip of the mountain, and he leaned against it.

"Well now, let's see what we have here," he said to himself as he surveyed the grandeur of the mountains.

They stretched as far as the eye could see, in whatever direction he cared to look. He was not atop the tallest of them, and the snow lay thick upon them. Deep, wild forests littered the landscape, still green even in the cold. Perhaps this land was one where it was ever winter, like the realm of Canada, as Clint had told him.

In the distance, he could faintly make out some kind of creature flying through the air, but it was far away, and all he could tell was that it seemed to be circling, looking for prey. It resembled no beast he knew of, not of Asgard, and certainly not of Midgard or Jotunheim, but then he was hardly the Master of Hunts.

A new scent caught his attention, and he sniffed, chasing it. Smoke was on the wind. Smoke and blood. He cast around for it, and down in the valley he saw a number of small smoke pillars starting to rise from the edge of the forest that grew on the side of his mountain. Distantly, he heard a cry.

Investigate the beast.
Investigate the mountain.
Investigate the smoke. x


Before he realised what he was doing, he had taken a step towards the cry, uncaring of the sheer drop before him. He would survive it unharmed, sure, but tumbling down the mountainside would just be undignified.

"Mother always wanted me to look before I leapt," Thor said. He raised an arm, hand outstretched, calling Stormbreaker.

There was no response...until there was. The axe set the air to humming as it sped towards him, falling from the sky to collide with his palm with a thwack. A storm kindled anew in his chest, and overhead, thunder boomed.

Thor stepped off the mountain, falling quickly, his hair trailing behind him. He would have been dashed against the mountainside, but for Stormbreaker granting him the gift of flight, and he kept his distance from it until the ground neared. From down here, the smoke was more visible, several curling pillars speaking of fire and destruction. He landed with a heavy thud, kicking up dirt and snow, surrounded by trees. The smoke was to the north, but the scent of blood had shifted, or at least spread, further south now. He remembered the plaintive cry, and began to make for the scent of blood.

The forest was old, even the smallest trees thicker than his own body several times over. Their roots were taller than a man in places, the frost covering them giving them the appearance of grasping fingers of bone, digging into the dirt. He leapt over them, the sound of his passage loud in the silence of the forest. There were few animals to be seen, even to one as perceptive as he.

Another cry was carried by the wind, a cry of pain and fear. He was drawing near. The forest ended suddenly, from enormous old growth to open valley, and he stared out into the whiteness. In the distance he could make out the source of the smoke, the burning remains of what was once a village by a small river, more a stream really. Blood was heavy on the air, sitting thick on his tongue, and he could tell dark work had been done this day.

Between the village and the treeline, a mass of figures approached. Some were desperate, all but falling over themselves as they fled their pursuers, while others were doggedly determined. Some carried possessions, others children, yet more nothing at all. Behind them came the hunters, easily keeping pace. They hollered and jeered at those they pursued, spurring them on for the sick joy of the hunt. They carried torches, and were clad in animal furs. Humans.

One of the hunted collapsed suddenly, unable to go further. The hunters did not even slow, simply trampling the form into the ground.

Thor's gaze hardened. If that was how they wished to behave, then that was how he would treat them.

The fleeing villagers must have thought their plight had attracted the amusement of thirsting gods. Grey skies above darkened further, becoming storm clouds in truth. Lightning cracked, striking the forest's edge, seemingly denying them even that futile hope of sanctuary. Booming thunder near deafened them as the lighting struck the same place, again and again. The warriors chasing them laughed, calling out a claim on this or that piece of meat and prey.

Then, from the woods came a figure. Blond of hair he was, his beard braided with silver. An enormous axe he bore in one hand, and he wore armour the likes of which they had never seen. His eyes were not that of mortal man, an unrelenting storm held within them. He advanced, and the villagers scattered around him, hoping that his attention would turn to someone else, not daring to utter a prayer to the gods lest they draw their eye further. Their hopes were answered, not because he struck at their neighbours - but because he struck at those chasing them. They streamed past the newcomer, not daring to meet his eyes.

Thor flexed his power. Lightning arced, dancing between the hunters and cooking them in place. By their weapons and warcries, they clearly fancied themselves warriors, but Thor would not give them the satisfaction. Some forty savages abandoned their quarry to charge him, and he was all too pleased to meet them.

For all their foolhardy bravery, they were not worth the truth of his power. Stormbreaker cut four men in half in a single swing, and crushed two more on the backhand, knocking the remains of their corpses into a third. Blood stained the snow.

To their credit, the barbarians continued in their doomed attempt to strike him down until there were but three of them left. The last of them tried to flee, but they had no chance. Two were bisected as they turned to run, and the last was crushed under his boots when he leapt after them. A cold wind blew in the aftermath of the tussle, the scent of blood drowning out all else. Quiet descended.

Thor turned back to the trees to see the villagers peering out from their transient safety, having ceased their flight to watch the slaughter in shock. He waved, wiping blood from his cheek with the back of his hand. No one waved back, but some began to emerge from the forest, and more followed.

They were a miserable people, wearing the crudest of furs and cloth. There were no fighters amongst them, only elderly, the young, and the infirm. All bore the signs of a hard life, many were injured, and all were shivering in the cold.

"Praise to Tchar!" shouted an old woman. "Delivered we be by their whims!"

"Praise!" "Praise! "Praise!"

Pain lanced through Thor's brow, as a sense he didn't know he had pulsed in agony. It was like looking at the sun after a lifetime in Jotunheim. He felt his eyes glow, and he was unable to keep back a growl of anger and pain, deep in his throat.

"I am not Tchar," he said in the sudden silence.

The old woman cowered, clutching her thin shawl close.

"Who are you then?" a young man asked, brave enough to draw Thor's attention. He was missing an eye, a tattered bandage wrapped around his head soaked in blood. One arm was held in a sling, and a small girl clutched at his leg, half to hide, half for warmth.

"I am Thor, son of Odin." x
"I am the God of Thunder, Thor Odinson."
"My name is...Roger Stevens."


"I am Thor, son of Odin," he said simply. The words carried weight to them, and the young man swallowed as he heard them.

"Who do you serve then?" a gnarled grandfather missing a hand asked.

"From what tribe do you hail?"

"What are you?"

"Enough," Thor boomed, and they were silent. He surveyed the people before him, setting Stormbreaker before him and leaning on it. He was not just tired, he was weary. He allowed his armour to fade away, dismissed now that it was no longer needed. The people murmured at the seidr. The strange pain he had felt was fading, and he had a decision to make. "Night is falling. Are there any foes remaining in your village?"

"That was all of them that the Hound sent," the man with one eye said.

The new sense pulsed again, but this time it was only a strange pressure, no pain. He ignored it for now, his attention caught by the blue lips of the girl child. She wore a thin shift and little else, not even shoes, and her lips were turning blue. Her lank brown hair was already frozen.

"Girl," Thor said. "Come here."

The girl didn't move, but whether that was from fear or because she was frozen in place, Thor couldn't tell. He stepped towards her, and the one eyed man who was surely her brother stepped in his way, poorly hidden terror in his eyes.

"Your actions do you credit," Thor said, picking him up gently and shifting him aside. He knelt down, unzipping his hoodie. "Come, child. You need warmth."

The girl hesitated for only a moment, already feeling the heat radiating from Thor's body. She darted in, bony limbs wrapping around his torso, and he zipped up the hoodie to keep her in place. Her shivering eased, and she clutched at him.

"Are there any other children in danger?" Thor asked.

A quick inspection said no, the few other children either in better clothing or still held by their parents. They would not remain so for long though, and the temperature was still dropping.

"We will return to your village, and then I will answer your questions." x
"I will escort you to your village, and then I will be on my way."


"We will return to your village, and then I will answer your questions," Thor said. "As will you answer mine." He received no answer, but that was a response of itself. There were none who would gainsay him here.

The village was the better part of a kilometre away, and they began the trek back. Many of the survivors threaded through the gory remnants of the raiders, but some took a perverse pleasure in traipsing through their remains, many spitting on them. After that glut of blood however, the only corpses to pass were their less fortunate neighbours, and the mood turned grim once more. Some had been trampled, as Thor had seen, but others had been cut and left to bleed out, while others had been beheaded. The bodies were left where they lay, none of the people having the energy to do more than lay a hand on those that meant something to them.

In time, they reached the village. Much of it was half burnt, or at least charred, save the longhouse in its centre. That had been left untouched, the raiders perhaps planning on using it themselves after they'd had their sport. A small river ran along the far side, much of the village's buildings arranged in relation to it. There were more corpses in the village streets, and these had died more violently, killed in the initial moments of the attack.

For a moment, the villagers took in what remained of their homes. Some swore, while others wept quietly. Some were just empty, kneeling by the body of a loved one. It was a dark scene, but none of the villagers seemed surprised. Thor stroked the hair of the child he held. It had been a long time since he had been witness to such butchery, even the chaotic days after the destruction of the Bifrost seeming more a skirmish in light of it.

Ahead, a pile of corpses twitched, and Thor raised his weapon. Any creature that attacked him while he bore the child would have little time to regret it. It was no creature that crawled out from under the mutilated bodies, however, but a child.

The one eyed young man swore an oath. He hadn't strayed more than an arm's length from Thor since he had taken up his sister, but now he rushed forward, gathering up the child, uncaring of the viscera coating them. He wiped the blood from their face, and a twin to the girl Thor carried was revealed.

Thor watched the quiet moment of joy amongst the remains of their lives, and it eased something in him. He glanced down, and saw the girl he carried peering up at him from inside his jacket. He smiled at her, and she buried her face in his chest again.

Now that they had arrived, the villagers seemed to mill about without direction, unsure of where to turn. Those whose homes had not been completely destroyed were searching them for what they could find, while the less fortunate just stared listlessly at their own. At a glance, there were nigh on one hundred people standing in the shattered remains of their lives.

"We will gather in the longhouse this night," Thor called out, drawing their attention. "Bring what you can find to help your neighbours." He looked between them all, gauging their response, but there were no complaints. "You will survive only by the efforts of your fellows."

He made his way towards the longhouse, and the one eyed man kept with him, holding his still bloody sister.

"You, what is your name?" Thor asked him.

"Wolfric," he said, but offered no more.

Despite how close Wolfric had stayed to him, he had never left his right side, always keeping his good left eye on him. Thor said nothing of it, approving of the dedication the man showed to his sisters.

The longhouse was a simple building, but well made. Its top looked like an upturned ship's hull, and a pair of wide red doors provided entry. Inside was warm and well lit, a rectangular firepit running nearly the length of the building in the centre. Coals still burned within it.

Behind him, more people filtered inside, seeking warmth, and soon every surviving member of the village was inside, taking seats at one of the several long tables on either side of the firepit. At the far end of the hall was what could only be called a throne, the head of a twelve point buck mounted above it. Thor eyed it with distaste, but approached it all the same. He sat, and some of the tension in those watching him eased. This was something they understood. He made to detach the limpet he carried, but she refused to budge, and he didn't try very hard. Stormbreaker sat beside his thro--his chair.

"You had questions," Thor said into the hall. "Ask them."

"Which of the Four do you serve," Wolfric asked. His eye bored into Thor's.

"What's your tribe?"

"Are you man, or are you other?"

More questions came, but Thor raised a hand for silence, and he received it.

"I serve no one," Thor said.

"You used your gifts openly," Wolfric argued, ignoring the people near him trying to quiet him. "We witnessed your magics. If you do not serve Tchar -"

There was no pain this time, but again there was the same feeling of pressure. Thor was reminded of presenting himself to the court of his father for the first time, the eyes of all present upon him.

"I serve no one," Thor said, something about the question stoking his anger. "I am Thor Odinson. If I owe my service to anyone it is the people of Asgard, who know me as their King, for all who would threaten them have fallen before my might. God of Thunder I am, slayer of Titans and would be kings." He stared out at the hall, suddenly realising that he had begun to rise to his feet, unsettling the girl on his lap. He coughed, sitting back down. "I'm also the strongest Avenger, which is the most important part, really."

Mutters whipped through the hall, all repeating the same word. 'God', they said, 'god, god, god'.

The pressure grew, and Thor pushed back. After a moment, it eased, like a cat only leaving because it had chosen to. He was left feeling strained in a way he couldn't explain.

Briefly, Thor considered asking them just who these 'Four' were, but something told him the question would shatter whatever relative calm there was. He put it aside for now. Whatever sorcerer kings had let this realm fall into such neglect were the problem of tomorrow, not tonight.

"Now that I have answered your questions, I have some of my own."

The villagers braced themselves, as if for something terrible.

"I want to know...what realm this is," Thor said.

Looks were exchanged, disbelief common. None answered, until Wolfric spoke up. He seemed to have been nominated spokesman somehow.

"This is Norsca, God of Thunder," he said.

"Ah yes, Norsca," Thor said. "And you are the Norscans, of course."

"We are Baersonlings," Wolfric said. He was staring hard at Thor, even as he held his sister with his good arm.

Thor began to sweat. "Your attackers were not Baersonlings then," he said.

Wolfric shook his head slowly. "They were Aeslings, seeking the favour of the Hound."

Again, the pressure, but it vanished quickly, as if bored.

"I see," Thor said. He really wanted to know who these Four were, but it was definitely not the time, not after the reaction he had gotten to his questions. "I think that will be all for tonight. You all need to rest and recover, and we can speak on the morrow."

The villagers began to rise, as if released from an audience, quick to see to their needs. There was food to be distributed, and many would need to clean themselves before they could sleep, but his attention was not needed for that.

"May I…" Wolfric swallowed, whetting his lips. "May I have my sister back?"

"Of course," Thor said. He rose to his feet, careful not to disturb the child he held. Unzipping his hoodie, he offered her to her brother.

Wolfric approached, holding out his arms. "Come Elsa," he whispered. "Astrid needs your help."

The now named Elsa grumbled incoherently, more asleep than not, but let go of her grip on Thor and reached out to her brother. Thor couldn't help but beam at the child, but by the look he received from Wolfric that might not have been the best idea.

An old crone approached him, forcing her old bones into a bow. "God of Thunder, it isn't much, but we want you to have the chieftain's room, at the rear of the hall," she said. "It has a bed, and a bath."

"The children should take it," Thor said.

But the crone was shaking her head, pale. "We could not. You would have to sleep out here, with all of us, or worse, be turned from our hall."

"Ah," Thor said. Clearly they didn't want him listening in as they discussed him. "Then I shall be honoured to take the chieftain's quarters." He paused. "...what was it that happened to the chieftain?"

"His torso is by the docks, his head is in the market, and his legs are down the well," the crone said flatly. "The door is over there." She pointed to a narrow door in the wall behind the chair.

They stared at each other for a moment.

"I'll just be going then," Thor said. He backed away, taking Stormbreaker as he went, until he reached the door. He fumbled with it for a moment, never breaking eye contact with the old woman, until he found the handle. He pushed at it, and discovered it was pull, and then he finally left the hall behind, putting the entire awkward affair behind him as he closed the door again. He turned, allowing himself to slump against the door.

The room was simple by his eye, but likely well appointed or even luxurious to the villagers. It held a bed, covered in furs, and a table with various knick knacks on it. A carved whalebone caught his eye, but there was also a tooth, and a claw of some unknown beasts, both larger than his hand.

Inspecting the room further could wait. He had had a very, very, very long day, and it was finally at an end. He blew out what remained of a candle that sat on the table, casting the room into darkness, and then he collapsed into bed, seeking the sweet release of oblivion.

Of course, it eluded him. At first it was the winds that blew along the longhouse, an unfamiliar room with unfamiliar creaks keeping him awake. Then it was the people out in the hall, some weeping now that they finally had a moment to themselves, others just trying to scrub off the blood or see to their wounds.

Finally it was his mind, unwilling or unable to let things go. Setting out to the past. Seeing his mother, one last time. Returning, and seeing Clint and the empty space at his side that should have held Natasha. He had lost many brothers and sisters in arms over the years, but some he felt more keenly than others.

Stormbreaker's edge, slowly being pushed into his chest, realising that he was going to die because he was too weak, because he had allowed himself to diminish, and that his weakness was going to lead to untold suf-

There was a knock at the door.

Thor tossed off the furs, eager for the distraction. He cracked open the door, and beheld a young woman, one of the villagers. "Can I assist you?"

"I am sorry to disturb you, godly one," the woman said. She was playing with her hair, and Thor noticed that she had changed into what passed for sleepwear. "You - you saved my life, and that of my family. I wanted to thank you."

"Saving people is what heroes do," Thor said. He had been thanked many times, by all manner of people for all manner of deeds, but he felt his spirits rise, nonetheless.

The woman bit her lip. "No, godly one," she said. She stepped on her shift, drawing it tight against her body, and her nipples strained against the rough cloth. "I wanted to thank you."

Not tonight. You are weary. x
+ Your thoughts are not of your own child, rest. x
Open the door. You could use the distraction.
+While you have no intention of wallowing in self-pity once more, you'd like to spend one night alone with your ghosts. x


Thor gazed upon her shadowed form, the thin fabric hiding less than the darkness, and even that peeled away by his keen eyes, laying the full roundness of her breasts clear to him. But no. It wouldn't be right, not for her, and not for him.

"On another night, I would be sorely tempted," Thor told her. "But on this night, I am weary, in body and soul, and you have suffered a loss. Your thoughts may be different under the morning sun, and I would not take advantage of your grief."

The woman seemed disappointed, her hazel eyes dimming. "You are kind, godly one," she said. She stepped back. "Perhaps another night."

He smiled at her, closing the door as she left. The moment it was closed, his smile disappeared. He turned back to the bed, and crawled into it once more. Tonight, he only wanted to spend time with his ghosts. He deserved a night to grieve, at the least.

This time, sleep found him quickly.

X x X

Thor dreamed.

He dreamed of Asgard, Old and New and all at once, green fields and pleasant seas surrounding a city of towering gold. He walked along a dirt path, frost flurries dancing before him as he approached the grand gates of the city, the wall they sat in rising hundreds of feet into the air. Flowers bloomed in the fields on either side, and faceless children frolicked within them. Standing before the gates, barring the way, was a familiar figure. Their gold armour gleamed under the sun.

"Heimdall," Thor said, coming to a stop. No one, not even the King of Asgard, could cross its threshold without dealing with the watcher.

"My King," Heimdall said. He did not look to him as he spoke, his gaze fixed on the path from which Thor had approached, tracking something unseen. One hand rested on the horn at his belt, wary.

"Where am I?"
"Who are you?"
"How did I get here?"
"What do you see?"


Ever had Heimdall kept a wary eye on threats to the people of Asgard, and it was a foolish king who ignored him.

"What do you see?" Thor asked.

"I see dangers on the horizon. I see rival kingdoms," Heimdall said. He turned his gaze briefly to Thor. "I see a fragile foundation."

"Tell me of these dangers," Thor commanded.

"Bloodlust, Manipulation, Excess, Decay," Heimdall said. A shadow pressed down on the two men with each word, despite the clear sky. "You must be wary, for they know of your coming."

Thor could feel the pressure again, and he tired of it. He pushed back at it, as he had in the waking world, but this time it was easy, and the presences were banished. The shadow passed, and light held sway once more.

"The day will come where you must do more than simply avert their gaze," Heimdall said.

Stormclouds began to form overhead, spawning from nothing as they roiled in the sky. Despite them, light still shone down on Asgard, and they felt more like a shield than a threat.

"Woe be to them on that day," Thor said.

Enter Asgard x
Explore the fields


Heimdall smiled, a predatory thing, one that the enemies who had sought to force entry to Asgard in the past would have recognised, had they still lived. "As you say, my King."

Thor inspected the fields of his domain briefly, but decided against interrupting the lives of his subjects. The way his people felt pressured to revere him was one of his least favourite parts of kingship. Even as he made the decision, the gates of Asgard proper began to draw open, great edifices of gold and steel inviting him to walk further up and further in. He clapped Heimdall on the shoulder and left him to his duty.

"Thor," the watcher called, and Thor turned back. Steve Rogers stared at him, in the same golden armour. "You take care of yourself now."

X

Thor woke with a sharp breath, Stormbreaker flying into his hand. The room was empty and still, and his gaze darted around, seeking what had disturbed him.

There was a rap on the door, and he relaxed. He rolled out of bed with a groan, adjusting himself. It was never comfortable to sleep fully clothed, but he had been weary. He still was, but it was no longer a tiredness of the body, but the soul, one that only time and good cheer could cure. He opened the door, and the young woman from last night was there.

"Good morrow, godly one," she said. She met his eyes only briefly, looking down demurely.

"Gooood," Thor cracked open a yawn, "morning. What time is it?"

"The sun has been up for three hours, godly one," she said.

He'd overslept then. "Call me Lord Thor." He knew better than to insist on familiarity with one who saw him as a god. "What's your name?"

"Aslaug, Lord Thor," Aslaug said. In the light of day, or in as much light as the shutters of the longhouse allowed in, he could see that she was a woman grown indeed, blonde hair done up in two buns. Her woollen dress was poor quality, but the furs she wore would have been the envy of many.

"Did you need something?" Thor asked.

"Oh!" Aslaug started. "We've set aside a meal for you, Lord Thor. And…I wanted to apologise, for coming to you as I did last night. I don't know what came over me."

Thor brightened at the idea of food. "Say nothing of it; yesterday was a hard day. Where is this food you mentioned?"

"At your seat, Lord Thor," Aslaug said. "It awaits you, I must get back to my tasks." Her nerves apparently failed, and she almost fled from his door.

Thor's emergence into the longhouse proper did not go unnoticed, and the two dozen or so villagers still present did their best to watch him without making it apparent. Caution was first in their gazes, and he couldn't blame them. They were the young, the elderly, and the injured, and they still had little grasp of his measure.

As Aslaug had promised, a plate sat on the wide armrest of the chieftain's chair that he had temporarily - very temporarily - claimed for himself. It was surprisingly heavy given that the village had been sacked the previous day, with a freshly cooked fish on a bed of onion and leek, and a tankard of ale beside it. Thor drained half the tankard before he had even sat down, and dug in eagerly. There was no cutlery to be seen, and he began to pick chunks of fish from the skeleton to gobble down.

He was halfway through his meal before it occurred to him to think beyond his hunger. Perhaps it was simply that he had risen late, and all present had already eaten, but he could not help but notice that there were no traces of a recently eaten meal in the hall. At one of the tables, near where the coals in the firepit were brightest, a cluster of children watched him eat with unblinking intensity. Elsa and Astrid were amongst them, not covered in gore or touched by frost as they had been the previous night, but still far from what a child should look like.

Thor swallowed the strip of fish he had torn off, finding it suddenly bitter. He glanced at what was left of the fish; it had been the size of his bicep and near the length of his arm, and there was still plenty of meat on it. He rose, taking the plate with him, and approached the children.

The elderly and the injured had been keeping their hands busy with what small tasks they could, mending clothes or whittling arrows, but all seemed to tense as he neared the children. They watched, and he pretended he did not see their unease.

Of the nine children, Elsa and Astrid were the only ones who did not look away from his plate in wariness.

"I have eaten my fill, but there is still food on my plate," Thor said to them. "Would you all like to share the remains?" He set it on the table.

There was a moment where the children darted glances between the food, himself, and each other, before the air changed and it looked like each child was going to do battle with the others.

Thor made a warning sound, and they froze. "Share," he stressed. "Can I trust you to make sure your friends each get as much as you do?"

The children eyed each other mistrustfully, but under Thor's expectant gaze, they nodded. He beamed at them, and gestured for them to eat. As they descended upon the plate like an orderly pack of wolves, he took a moment to inspect them. Most seemed well enough, save for a few scratches and bumps, but one boy had a bruise that covered half his face, and he was eating slowly and carefully. His gaze fell on the twin sisters. Astrid looked like she had been scrubbed to within an inch of her life, noticeably cleaner than the others, and Elsa was bundled up in more furs than he thought was strictly necessary, even should she wander outside. Still, both girls looked far better than they had yesterday. He made to step away, when a thought occurred to him.

He had questions for his hosts, questions he couldn't ask openly without making it clear he was more foreign than they thought. He might be well experienced in the arts of blending in amongst new societies, but he didn't want to push it. Still, if he could speak with the twins out of earshot of the others…

Speak with Astrid and Elsa about the 'Four' that their brother mentioned.
Best not. You'll ask Wolfric when you get him alone. x


Best not. Beyond how it might look to the villagers if he pulled the girls aside to speak to them alone, he was wary of the pressure he felt with his new sense. It would not do to bring that attention on the children. He would ask Wolfric when the opportunity arose.

"Do you know where your brother is?" Thor asked the twins.

"Outside, fixing things," Elsa said.

"He said he was going to look at the well," Astrid added.

"Thank you Elsa, Astrid," Thor said to them in turn.

The girls shared a startled glance, communicating without words.

Thor was struck with a yearning pang for the days that he and Loki had been like that, able to get themselves into and out of trouble with hardly a word. Those days would not come again, and there was little use lingering on them in his current troubles. He left the children behind, ignoring the faint hunger he still felt, and made his way out of the longhouse.

The elders and injured still snuck glances at him, but they were less fearful, more trying to puzzle him out, like he was a bilgesnipe that had wandered into the tavern and asked for mead.

Outside, the day was as pleasant as could be hoped, only mostly freezing instead of completely freezing. Hints of blue sky peered through the clouds, and the wind was hardly worth mentioning. The carnage wreaked by the raiders had been partly cleared away, or at least the worst of it had been. The scent of death on the air told Thor that the villagers had carried the bodies of their neighbours to the south side of the village, away from the river. Now they focused on clearing away burnt dwellings, salvaging what they could.

He headed deeper into the village, seeking the well, and answers. Heads were bowed as he passed, and he acknowledged them with a wave. Most were women, and the few men present were all injured in some way. Briefly, he thought that perhaps he should have brought his axe with him, lest he have to call it through the walls of the longhouse, but faint was the chance that he would face a foe worthy of it on this morning walk.

When he reached the village centre, he found what he sought. Wolfric stood by the well, a stone construction with a wooden roof. He held a pole, poking about in the well with it, and a single frozen leg sat on the ground beside him. Nearby, a hairy dog eyed it speculatively.

"Wolfric," Thor said in greeting.

Wolfric was startled by his call, and jerked his head around to pin his eye on him. He still wore the same dirty bandage as he had the previous day. "God of Thunder," he said, lowering his gaze.

"Call me Lord Thor," Thor said. "How goes it?"

Wolfric scowled, looking like he'd very much like to spit. "Badly," he said. "We've few enough able bodies left after the skirmishes. If you hadn't walked out of the forest when you did…"

"Well, I take offence to those who call themselves warriors because they prey on the defenceless," Thor said.

Wolfric grumbled, and returned to poking about in the well with his pole. "Our god didn't save us, and theirs didn't save them." He looked like he wanted to say more, but held his tongue after a glance at Thor.

"What is the state of the village?"

"Poisoned well, livestock driven off, burnt buildings, and the chance that more Aesling cunts might come when their ship doesn't return," Wolfric said. He pointed his chin towards the longship that still sat in the river by the village. Through the gaps in the village left by fire, Thor could see that it was still untouched.

"Would they not avoid the place that their fellows vanished?" Thor asked.

"Not if they think there's a good fight to be had," Wolfric said.

"An execution is hardly a fight," Thor said, but he frowned in consideration.

Wolfric grunted, and cursed to himself again as he failed to do whatever he was attempting with the pole. "Fucking useless chieftan in life, fucking annoyance in death."

Thor glanced down the well. It was wide enough for two men to stand in, and just over a man's height in depth. He could make out what looked like another leg still within it. "Bottoms up," Thor said, and he grabbed Wolfric by the ankles and tipped him in.

Wolfric yelped and struggled, but stilled when his presence of mind returned and he realised Thor still held him in a firm grip. He was lowered, and he grabbed the leg. "Got it," he called through gritted teeth.

Thor pulled him up easily, and set him back on his feet. "A manly shriek is perfectly normal," he assured the man. "And that's one problem solved."

The pale Norscan looked like he wanted to grumble, but held his tongue, dropping the limb with its fellow.

"What need for a well by the river?" Thor asked.

"Can't be sure what's been put in the water upriver," Wolfric said. He pulled his wool shirt closer to himself as a bitter wind carved through the village streets, collarbones prominent under it.

"You should eat more, my skinny friend," Thor said.

"Not all of us can grow fat off snow and bark," Wolfric said, but then he froze, like a rabbit before a hawk, hoping to avoid notice.

Thor only laughed. He slapped his gut, setting it to jiggle, but felt something strange in his pocket. A quick investigation revealed a Lunchable, and he stared at it in confusion. He could have sworn he had already eaten it. "Here," he said, peeling it open and offering it to the man. Looking at him closer, Thor would be surprised if he was more than twenty. "A novelty from a foreign land."

However queer the wrapping may have appeared, Wolfric was quick to gobble the snack down. "Praise to Lord Thor for the bounty," he said, almost under his breath.

Thor felt uncomfortable for a moment, a strange feeling on the back of his neck, but he waved him off. "'Tis but a snack. You said the livestock had fled?"

"Bastards broke open the pens and cages as they herded us out of the village," Wolfric said. "Not a beast remains, and if they haven't all been eaten or frozen to death out there I'll take out my other eye. It'll be slim pickings for us in the coming days."

"There was a bounty of food awaiting me when I was roused," Thor said.

Wolfric looked at him blankly. "Of course there was."

"I would prefer that the children are fed first," Thor said.

"You're the god of thunder," Wolfric said, eyeing him as if suspecting a trick.

"And I would prefer the children be fed first," Thor repeated firmly.

"I will tell the others," Wolfric said slowly.

"Good," Thor said, smiling. "Now, the well is saved from poisoning. What next?"

"Food," Wolfric said. "If we don't replenish our stores soon, Spot will be on the spit next," he said grimly, nodding to the hairy dog that was still nearby.

Thor looked over at the happily panting dog, putting up with the attentions of two teens, taking a break from their work. "We can't have that," he said.

"We need wood to rebuild, we need to see to that longship and whatever nastiness they've left in it, we need to watch for more fucking Aeslings, and then we need to think about how we're going to survive the winter if our neighbours have been hit like we were," he finished. "Can't trade with the dead."

Thor considered him for a long moment. "You are not my people, but it would be low of me to abandon those I have the ability to help. I will help you regain your feet, if you would accept my aid."

Wolfric stared at him, single eye unreadable. "Aye," he said at length. "We would be grateful, God of Thunder."

"So then," Thor said, clapping his hands together as he considered the problem. "What to do first."

Food first. The people are hungry. X
+a whale would be enough to feed everyone, and we can trade the bones x
Longship first. Who knows what lurks inside.
Wood first. Shelter is needed.
Scouting first. Anything could be out there
.

Wolfric offered no suggestions, only watching him think. He made a subtle gesture of reassurance to someone out of Thor's sight that he pretended not to notice.

"How close is the nearest sea?" Thor asked. "A large sea creature would be valuable for more than its meat."

"Weeks of hard travel," Wolfric said. He made to scratch at the skin beneath his bandage, but forced himself away.

"What if, I don't know, you could fly?" Thor asked.

Wolfric peered at him. "Still a few days, and that's if something with wings didn't take you for a meal - well," he corrected himself. "Didn't delay you, anyway."

"Pity," Thor said.

"You might find a mammoth herd, a few valleys over," Wolfric said. He gestured to the west. "Something was driving them this way; they don't usually wander so close."

"Then that is where I shall go," Thor said. He made to leave, before remembering one of his father's lessons. He patted Wolfric awkwardly on the shoulder. "Good job," he said.

Wolfric looked between Thor's hand, lingering on his shoulder, and his face. He made what could charitably be called a smile, revealing yellow teeth.

Thor drew his hand back. "Yes, well. Don't go into the longship while I'm gone, seers only know what they've left in there."

"The wise woman already told us to avoid it," Wolfric said. "I won't cross her."

"Smart move," Thor said. He thought of his mother, and the time he had upset the cooks. He held back a shudder that had nothing to do with the cold. "I'll be back by afternoon."

"As you say, Lord Thor," Wolfric said.

Thor turned and walked away, wishing he'd brought Stormbreaker with him. Departures were much more dramatic when he could simply fly off into the sky.

X x X

With his axe in hand, the landscape below passed in a blur as he weaved in and out of the valleys and mountains. What would be a day or more on foot passed in the blink of an eye. It was a wild, untamed land, devoid of human presence but still teeming with life despite the harsh conditions. He saw a pack of wolves hunting caribou, and marked their location in his mind in case the mammoths did not eventuate.

It was hard to call it a hunt with his advantages, but his task soon bore fruit, even if not in the form that he had expected. He dropped from the sky to land easily on the snow, and took in the scene before him.

A herd of mammoths lay dead, spread out across the open valley. Whatever had killed them had done so with a mighty blow to the back of their necks, and the way the herd was spread out spoke to it being a single beast, picking them off one by one.

The wind whistled mournfully as Thor walked through the dead. It was the only sound for miles around, and he apparently the only living thing. Whatever else called this valley home was either hiding deep in their dens or had fled the predator responsible for the carnage. Even the birds, surely too small to draw the eye of whatever it was that hunted mammoths, were quiet.

Movement ahead caught Thor's eye. One of the corpses was shifting. Without fear, he leapt towards it, his axe pulled back to deliver a mighty blow - but as he neared, he saw that it was no foe. Rather than a hunter burrowing in the guts of its prey, there was a mammoth calf, pressing against its mother's side in a vain attempt to rouse them.

"Oh hey there little guy," Thor said to the calf. It was only slightly taller than himself.

At his words, the calf turned to face him. It lowered its head and rumbled a challenge, before charging.

Thor stopped it with one hand on its head, his boots sinking back into the snow. "Woah there friend," he said. "Sun's getting real - wait, no-"

Enraged by his refusal to be trampled, the calf trumpeted its displeasure, the noise echoing over the valley. It took a few steps back and tried to charge him again.

He let it, again catching it with one hand against its brow. It tried to pull back and headbutt him, but he held firm, letting it scream a mix of outrage and animal grief. He tried to mimic the sounds he had heard Darcy make when she had accidentally stepped on the tail of her cat once, but it didn't seem to be very effective.

In time, the calf began to flag, what energy it had drained by its exertions. When its umpteenth charge proved itself to be more of a slump into him, he allowed it to slip past his hand, and lean into his chest. He ran a hand through its thick fur, scratching behind its ear. It raised its trunk to his shoulder, and rested it there.

"You look like you need a new home, my furry friend," Thor said. "I promise not to eat you, or your mother. What do you say?" He had never worked with the weavers or herders in Asgard, Old or New, but he was sure a mammoth would be a useful beast to keep around, and for more than its meat.

The mammoth calf didn't answer, but it did blow a blast of hot air right into his face. Thor decided to take that as a yes.

"Now, how to get you and tonight's dinner back to your new home," Thor said to himself, looking about. It would be awkward, but he could manage.

But first, perhaps, it would be wise to find whatever had killed them all. It would not do to take to the sky with the calf and a corpse only to be attacked by the beast responsible. The mammoths were not small creatures, and now that he was closer, he could make out the great puncture marks partially hidden beneath their fur.

He guided his new friend back to its mother - he would have to think of a name soon - and persuaded it to settle down, out of the wind as much as possible.

To the sky he took once more, aiming to turn a hunter into the hunted. Around the valley he soared, inspecting every fold and ridge he could, but to no avail. He spied a bear cautiously sniffing the air from the entrance to its cave, but it turned and fled back inside when he passed. His search was fruitless, until he began to think more like his brother. Rather than search for the predator, he would force it to come to him.

Back to the mammoths he went, taking up a middling male by one of its tusks. Encumbered, he rose into the air, and began to drift towards one end of the valley.

"Oh my, what a delicious meal this will be," Thor called loudly. "What luck I have to stumble across the kill of a slower, stupider predator who has done all the work for me."

Thor waited for his cunning gambit to pay off, still drifting away. The moments stretched out, only the wind breaking the silence.

Then, a roar.

From behind a nearby peak, a figure rose, great wings flapping to gain height. It shrieked its outrage at his taunts as it folded its leathery wings back, angling towards him. He grinned, heart beating faster at the promise of combat. This would be a fight worth boasting of.

As the beast drew near, he could make out details. It had the body of a lion, but twisted, and its fang filled maw was too large for its face, jaw unable to fully close. It fell towards him like a thunderbolt through the air, whip-like tail steering its descent, talons outstretched to shred him.

Like a thunderbolt, but not truly. The sky darkened, and true lightning crashed, striking the beast from the sky. It convulsed, thrown off course as it twitched and screamed, passing by harmlessly. It was scant metres from the ground by the time it recovered, batlike wings beating frantically to catch itself. It began to wheel about, fury brimming within it at the position of weakness it had been forced into.

Thor hit it boots first, nearly breaking its spine as its body arced with the impact. The next impact with the ground finished the job, and the furious shrieks turned to high keens of pain. He dealt it a mighty blow to the back of its head with the blunt side of his axe, finishing the job and silencing the beast.

"Ugh," Thor said, screwing his face up in disgust. "You smell worse than a bilgesnipe, you ugly fellow."

The baby mammoth came surging towards him, leaving the safety of its mother's body, and headbutted the dead creature with all of its juvenile strength. When it failed to respond, it raised its trunk and trumpeted its victory.

"Well struck!" Thor told it as he hopped down. "It certainly won't dare to challenge you again."

The calf trotted over to him, pushing its head against his chest. It rumbled deep within its chest, and he rubbed its head. He almost felt guilty about the plan to eat the rest of its herd. Almost, but not quite.

X

"This is Trumpetter," Thor said to Wolfric and the gathered villagers. "Because he trumpets, and he enjoys being petted."

Sadly, they seemed less interested in Trumpetter than in the two corpses he had also arrived with, wide eyed stares flicking between him and them.

It hadn't been easy getting all three of them back to the village, but with Trumpetter draped across his shoulders, and the beast tied to the mammoth corpse by its tail, he had managed. He didn't much like the idea of eating it, not with the repulsive aura it had to it, but perhaps it would make for a decent trophy.

"That's a manticore," Wolfric said. "You killed a manticore."

"Well, I've put on a bit of weight, so when I landed on its back it didn't do so well," Thor explained. "It also killed Trumpetter's herd, so now the little one is going to live here. He's not for eating."

The villagers looked up at the mammoth calf.

"Could be good for the hair," one woman offered.

"Might trample any raiders when he gets bigger," an old man said.

"The children will love riding on him too!" Thor said.

As one, the gathered villagers seemed to look to Wolfric. He set his jaw stubbornly, as if taking on a great burden. "You are generous, Lord Thor," he said. "Ingrid, do you think you could take…Trumpetter, to graze just downstream?"

A woman with a nose that had been badly broken some time in the past eyed the mammoth dubiously. "I'll try."

"Be gentle," Thor admonished his new friend, before nudging him on to follow Ingrid. Obediently, Trumpetter followed, looking briefly back at Thor as if to make sure he wouldn't vanish.

"Erik," Wolfric said. "You and the lads want to get a start on the butchering? The village will eat well tonight."

"Aye, praise be to the god of thunder," another man with violently red hair said.

Thor rubbed his neck, a feeling akin to cool fingers on it.

"It was nothing."
"You're welcome." x
"It was in my power to aid you, so I did so."
"Don't do that."


"You're welcome," he said.

Erik looked up, startled, words failing him. He settled for lowering his head.

"So, what next?" Thor asked.

"Wise woman says the well wasn't sullied long enough for the rot to take," Wolfric said. "Which is a shock, even round these parts."

"Do you not have to worry about such things here?" Thor asked.

"Not as much as them that worship the Unclean one," Wolfric said. He spat to the side, and he wasn't the only one.

Erik and his fellows departed to go about butchering the mammoth, and the other villagers began to filter away too.

Thor eyed the young man who was starting to emerge as the leader amongst the villagers. His need to question him about these 'Four' only grew clearer, but the time was not yet right.

"I will inspect the well," Thor said suddenly, "and then the longship."

"The well?" Wolfric asked.

"The 'unclean one'," Thor said. "I mislike the idea that some mischief has been left to linger."

"As you say, Lord Thor," the young man said.

To the well they went, Wolfric following at his back. There was a cover on the stone rim, which was removed for him, and he stared down into the darkness. He could not say what compelled him so, but a feeling took him, just as it had centuries ago, when his father had first handed Mjolnir to him. Lightning crackled in his fist, and he opened it over the well.

Softly, like the most delicate of snowflakes, sparks fell from his open hand, falling down into the water. Ripples spread from where they touched, and wisps of blue smoke rose from the water. His essence felt strained, just as he had when he had first pushed at the presences that lingered on him last night.

"What did you do?" Wolfric asked, voice low and hoarse.

"Whatever sickness was hidden is now purged," Thor said. "Drink freely."

"By the grace of the thunder god," Wolfric said, and he immediately began to draw a pail.

He drank deeply, and with those words and that action, Thor felt an easing in the strain. "Come," he said. "Let us see to the longship."

X

The longship sat in the river that ran past the village on the north side, shifting gently in the currents. It was anchored by a harpoon that had been hurled into the frozen ground, likely by a raider as they leapt from it, and tied off near the prow. The prow itself took the shape of a snarling dog, and human skulls had been tied to it, many still with flesh rotting off them.

A withered woman stared at the ship, keeping vigil over it. Thor still wasn't the most apt judge of human ages, but despite her appearance, he would put her at barely fifty years.

"Helka," Wolfric said as they joined her.

"Boy," Helka said. Her voice was hoarse, like one who indulged overmuch in the pipe and didn't bother to see the healer. "Godly one."

"Has there been any change?" Wolfric asked.

"None," Helka said. "I like it not. There's the touch of the Hound to it."

"Any of the Hound's get would not have lay in wait all night," Wolfric said.

"Mayhaps," Helka said. "We should still burn it to the waterline."

"I will go aboard," Thor said, finishing his inspection. It was larger than the longships he had seen as a youth in his adventures on Midgard, and the oar ports on the side suggested a lower deck. It was impressive that it had been brought so far inland.

"Your will, godly one," Helka said. She wore a rough cloth satchel over one shoulder, and she clutched it tighter to herself.

With a light jump, Thor was on the deck of the longship, axe in hand. All was quiet.

The deck was stained with blood, new and old, but was in good order otherwise. He paced softly along the vessel, passing by sailor's tools where they had been dropped. At the rear of the ship was an opening, and within a ladder that led below.

"I'm going below," Thor called to the shore. "If you hear lightning, get clear." He didn't wait for a response, stepping off the edge to drop down.

His eyes adjusted at different rates, leaving him to squint for a moment, before his mechanical eye caught up. On the other side of the ladder, a hall ran the length of the ship, and on either side the hold had been divided into compartments. Yet more blood stained the floor, this time in streaks, like it had been left behind by something dragged.

There were five rooms total, two on each side and one on the end. Of the first two, the one on the left was an armoury, bristling with weapons of all shapes and sizes, many of a cruel form and design. On the right was a room of bunks, tightly packed and lacking in comfort. The second was another set aside for sleeping quarters, but this time there was more space and greater comfort. Opposite this was the supply room, holding both food and spare sail, as well as several kegs. Thor cleared them all, footsteps silent, axe at the ready. Then, only the last remained.

The scent of blood grew stronger as he neared, and it was clear that all the streaks of blood led to whatever lay beyond. He snorted, trying to clear the stench from his nostrils, but there was no escaping it. Thor set himself. Whatever charnel house awaited him, he would face as a son of Asgard and an Avenger. He pushed open the door, almost regretting that he had already slain whoever was responsible for whatever surely lay beyond. But what was revealed was unexpected.

It was no torture room or butcher's house, but a bedroom. A bed dominated most of the space, red sheets messy and unkempt. The floor at the foot of it was stained black with blood, and it was clear that hundreds had died on that small patch of wood. A sick feeling spread from it, and Thor felt his gorge rising.

There was movement in a dark corner of the room, beside the bed. He squinted, and after a moment he felt his rage building all over again. What he had done to the raiders was too easy a death.

A woman was chained to the wall there, hands secured above her head. She was naked and covered in dried blood and old wounds. Before her was a skull, angled to face her, and she stared at it, uncaring of anything else.

Break her chains. Get her out. X
+ Call out to her first of all, she might still have some awareness of her surroundings. x
Smash the skull. You like it not.
Fetch a woman. She needs aid.


"Lady," Thor called. "I would aid you." He watched her carefully, but she did not respond, and as far as he could tell, did not hear him. She did not even blink as she stared at the skull.

Thor strode forward, seizing the manacles pinning her arms in place. He tore them apart, and her arms dropped to her sides. In the same moment, he ripped the sheets from the bed and covered her with them, wrapping her carefully and avoiding her wounds. With a warrior's gaze, he could not help but note that despite her captivity, she had a fighter's frame, and that many of her wounds seemed to purposefully hinder her without permanently crippling her.

As he rose, the woman in his arms, he thought about crushing the skull that had captured her mind so completely. He knew not who the skull belonged to, nor what they meant to the woman, and the way she tried to turn to keep her gaze on it only settled his mind. He would make no decision he could not unmake until he had more information.

He left the ship in a hurry, thunder on his face and in the sky, stormclouds having gathered since he first went belowdecks. Several more had joined Wolfric and Helka on the bank, and two looked to be apprentices to the old woman.

"Give her to my girls," Helka snapped. "To my home, quickly."

Thor handed the woman over to the apprentices, and they bore her away swiftly. He was shortly left standing alone with Wolfric.

"You are going to tell me of these 'Four'," Thor said, watching as the wise woman disappeared. He looked to the longship. He could still feel the wrongness in the air, centred on the ship. "You will tell me all you know. What they want. What they hate. Who serves them. What burns at them. Everything." Static was heavy in the air, and the clouds above only darkened.

Wolfric buried his confusion and his fear and nodded. There was nothing else to do.

X

From the longship they walked north, upstream, and away from the village. The only sound was that of their boots crunching in the snow, and the river burbling beside them. An old man watched them leave, before hopping away on his single leg and walking stick. Only when they had well and truly left the village behind did Thor stop, turning back to face Wolfric. Around them was a field of white, the treeline distant. The wind whispered in their ears.

"Speak to me of these Four," Thor commanded.

For a long moment, Wolfric seemed to struggle to find the words. At length, they came to him. "They are the gods," he said. "Their whims decide our fates. We huddle to one, hoping that they will protect us from the others, but they never do. They laugh as we struggle, and thirst for our suffering." Pain and helpless hatred was writ clear on his face.

"To speak their names is to draw their gaze," Wolfric said.

"I have felt it," Thor said. "And when Tchar was praised for the deeds I did in saving your people-"

Presence, sly and mocking, heavy in the air and cloying in his nostrils.

"Begone."
Ignore the foul thing.


"Begone," Thor thundered, infuriated by the attention of the foul thing, drawn by the mere mention of its name. "I will not bear the presence of such a wretched being, capable only of corruption!"

Wolfric cowered back as Thor's eyes shone white, turning his gaze from the painfully bright light. Thunder boomed and lightning cracked, but not in the world about them, and he did not hear with his ears. After an unbearably long moment, the touch of the divine faded, and he dared to look upon the Lord Thunder once more.

Thor breathed deeply, eyes closed. His arms trembled minutely, and weariness settled about him like a cloak. The attention of the schemer was gone, for now, but it had not been done cheaply. "Perhaps it is wiser not to invite their gaze, as you said," Thor spoke.

Drawing in a shaky breath, Wolfric nodded. "When we teach our children of them, we speak of what they do, their domains, so that they do not hear us so easily."

"Tell me," Thor said.

"They have many names, and more masks," Wolfric said, "but at their heart they are each one thing. Hunger for blood, disease and rot, schemes upon schemes, and unending lust."

"Bloodlust, Decay, Manipulation, and Excess," Thor said.

Wolfric nodded, hunching and shivering in a way that had nothing to do with the cold, almost looking over his shoulder as if fearing what he might find there. "They are the only gods of this land."

"There are more than these Four?" Thor asked.

"There are soft things of the south, but they find no worship here," Wolfric said. "To worship outside of the Four is to become an enemy of all." He snorted in disgust. "Better just to pick one and hope to draw no attention."

"You do not have atheists?" Thor asked.

Wolfric stared at him blankly. "Non-believers? What?"

The very idea was inconceivable then. "Where do these gods reside then, that all know of them?"

"Beyond the Chaos Wastes, in the Realm of Chaos," Wolfric said. It had the air of an oft-repeated truth.

"And none have ever risen up against them?"

Wolfric shook his head slowly. "They are not some warlord that has gained power or wizard that uncovered some secret. They are the Gods."

"Nothing is unassailable," Thor said. "No foe too mighty to be fought."

"These ones are," Wolfric said. "They cannot be fought, only endured." There was no hope in his single eye.

"Am I not a god?" Thor challenged. "You say the southern gods do not tread here, but I am no southern god, and I am here."

"I - as you say, Lord Thor," Wolfric said.

"You do not believe me," Thor said.

"I have seen your power, God of Thunder," Wolfric said. He bowed his head. "I believe."

Thor had tasted of his sincerity earlier, after purifying the well. There was no such sense now. "You are lying to me."

To his knees he fell, not meeting his eyes. "Without you I would have lost one or both of my sisters. Please. I believe."

"You will speak to me with truth on your tongue," Thor said. "You will stand as a man, and you will look me in the eye." There was a strange sound, a squelch and a pop.

At first, Wolfric hunched in on himself even further, but then he put his hands on his knees and laboriously pushed himself to his feet. Slowly he looked up, and he gaped as he saw the empty socket where Thor's right eye had been.

"Speak," Thor said. It was a command that could only be obeyed.

A sudden madness filled him, and he ignored the display he had just seen, the cleansing of the well, the manticore, and the destruction of the Aeslings. "I do not think you are a god," Wolfric said, words spilling out of him. "I think you are a daemon sent by the schemer to test and twist us. I think you are just another chance for pain and suffering in this blighted land." His voice was hoarse, scarcely believing the words he had spoken. "Gods do not walk the earth."

"This one does."

"Then why are you here?" Wolfric demanded. "What do you stand for?"

"I stand for strength," Thor said. "I stand for storms. I stand for the hallowed, the sacred groves where man might meet and talk without fear of betrayal." He thought of Ultron, of Hela. Of Thanos. "I stand for duty, and for the protection of all mankind from the monsters that lurk in the dark. I stand for you, Wolfric, and your sisters." He met the young man's eye with his own. "Will you stand with me?"

"I…I want to believe," Wolfric said. No longer did despair alone fill his gaze, now there was fear as well, fear that Thor might be telling the truth.

"Then do so," Thor said. "Believe in the me that believes in you." The philosophers of Midgard had surprised him in the early days, but he had come to see the value in their words.

Wolfric bowed his head again, but not in supplication, or in terror. This time it spoke of the faintest beginnings of something pure, and Thor felt the weariness in his spirit lift, just a little.

Thor laid a hand on his shoulder, causing him to raise his head back up. "Tell me of our enemies," he said. "Their omens, their followers, how to fight them." He pushed his mechanical eye back into his socket, feeling it settle into place with a whirr. "The task seems a great one, but we must start somewhere."

The first follower of the Thunder God spoke, and his god listened. Though the weather worsened, and storm clouds gathered, not a hint of snow fell upon them. He spoke, and Thor learned. He learned of the tribes of Norsca, from the Baersonlings to the Graelings, of the god they held closest to, and what that meant for their peoples. He learned of the Chaos Wastes to the north, the lands that none could venture to without emerging unchanged, if they emerged at all. He learned of the petty, in comparison, raiding that Wolfric's people had suffered under, as they tried to eke out a life in the cold and the frost. He learned, and he pondered. By the time they finished talking, it was mid-afternoon, and the sun was beginning to set.

"Go back to the village," Thor said, "be with your sisters. I must think on what you have told me."

"Your will, god of thunder," Wolfric said. He hesitated for a moment, unsure of how to depart, but Thor solved that problem for him.

With a thought, he raised his axe and shot up into the sky, quickly disappearing into the grey.

X

Thor drifted through the sky, high above the village, and took advantage of the solitude to think. His brother would have said something sly and cutting about the effort involved, and he smiled faintly as he thought about the look Loki would have worn as he did. The smile faded as his thoughts returned to the cancerous piles of malicious thought that called themselves gods. He did not have to think overly hard, in truth, for he knew the answer in his gut when he first laid eyes on the disgusting scene in the longship.

Loathing bubbled up within him, loathing for the abominations that preyed upon this new world. He had thought he loathed the Jotnar, but that was a child's hate. The Frost Giants were merely rambunctious neighbours compared to these beings. They were forever anathema to him and his, and the only mercy he would ever show them would come from the sharp side of his axe.

Even so, he could not simply charge out, roaring his challenge to them. He feared no foe, but when he had forced Tchar to avert its gaze, he had been reminded of the first time he had gone with his father to inspect the troops, and stared up at them all as they towered over him in their golden armour. There was no fortress he could assault in the morning before going out to lunch with the rest of the Avengers, no champion he could call out and take their head to end things. He was surrounded by deeply hostile territory, and even a man who had been desperate for another choice had barely been able to bring himself to believe in him. The four cancers would not have to send armies against him when he declared his intent, for they would rise of their own accord. But, to bear their worship…

…as much as he would wish to crush it everywhere within his reach, he had learned his lessons well. Flatly forbidding their worship would not end the way he wanted. He would be cunning, and lure them with honey, or perhaps mead, and show them a better path. He would be the god these benighted people deserved, and bring great violence upon those who would threaten them harm.

The scent of cooking meat began to waft up to him, and his nose twitched. His hunger, never fully sated that day, made itself known with a vengeance. He could just make out Trumpetter romping around, a small figure riding on its back, and he smiled.

Yes, there was a just cause here waiting to be taken up. Duty called, and he would answer.
 
This is really good.
I love trumpetter already and will kill the entire world to help my precious boi, where is voting happening so i may serve his interests.

Also its overlooked but this is the god pf fertility, she he should be able to coax life from tbis land.

Also he knows how asgardian technology works, so while i doubt he would be making nano swords, he should have some idea of minor magics that would help their lives. Becaues he lived a life of 4000 years. He would have learned things through osmosis.
 
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What If? - Sufficiently Advanced Percussive Maintenance
As I do for Captain Westeros, I also so 'What If?' side stories for THORHAMMER. This is a Thor centric idea that my Patrons voted for.

What if instead of Norsca, Thor landed on the Citadel shortly before Sovereign attacked?



It was a quiet day on the Presidium, home of the beating heart of galactic politics. Aircars hummed through the sky, carrying important people to their important jobs doing important things. So important were these sentients that they didn't even have time to leave a proper tip, although they did have time to make a complaint about the taste of the coffee, self important little -

"Elara, you're scowling at the espresso machine again."

Elara Sarsi, junior barista, looked up at her boss as she was startled from her thoughts. Her blue crests flushed purple in embarrassment. "Sorry Liz," she said. She refocused on her task, las-cleaning the bench. The high end cafe she worked in was open air, by the lakes, and being on the Presidium just meant that health inspectors actually did their jobs.

"Still mad about that jumped up intern?" Liz asked, tucking a lock of greying hair behind one ear. Despite being barely fifty, she often took a motherly approach with the girls who worked for her, but that was humans for you.

"Oooh, don't get me started," Elara said. She pulled the trigger on the las-cleaner harder than necessary, wishing she was burning away at the face of the twit of an intern instead of scouring away bacteria. "I've been brewing coffee and mixing drinks since before he was toilet trained, and he's going to tell me there's something wrong with his drink?"

"Don't sweat it," Liz said. "The complaints box gets deleted automatically anyway. I only put it there so the whiners don't bother me directly."

"I'd like to delete him automatically," Elara muttered to herself.

"More importantly, what's going on with that nice quarian girl you were telling me about?" Liz asked, placing some delicate human confectionary on display beneath their counter.

Elara smiled. The best part of working at a ritzy Citadel cafe were the regular lulls where they could gossip. "Weeellll, about that -"

A resounding crash cut them off. Metal tables and chairs shattered and splintered as something heavy and asaroid landed in the seating area of the cafe. Liz and Elara ducked for cover behind the counter, shielding their heads. Something splashed down into the lake the cafe sat beside, throwing water into the air.

In the quiet that followed, a groan sounded from the crash zone, louder for the sudden stillness. The human and the asari peered up over the counter cautiously. None of the nearby buildings were on their lunch hour, so they were almost alone, only a few errand runners having seen whatever it was that just happened. They rubber-necked from a safe distance, one salarian hiding behind a bush.

In what had been their neatly arranged and aesthetically pleasing seating area, an asaroid figure rolled onto their back, blowing face hair out of their mouth. Human, then.

"Did that human just jump from an aircar?" Elara asked incredulously.

"We're too close to the embassies, this is a no fly zone," Liz said. She looked upwards, confusion on her face.

Elara glanced at her omni-tool, considering a call to C-Sec, but there was no way they didn't already know, with how surveilled the Presidium was.

"We should help him, right?" Elara said.

Liz nodded slowly, but before they could do anything, the human leapt to his feet, hair and face hair - beard, it was called a beard - flying wildly. There was a danger and a power to his movements, as if one of his clumsy swings could do real damage to someone in the wrong place.

"Thanos, show yourself you miserable cur!" the man roared, looking around wildly. Whatever he had expected to see, he didn't find, and he slowed, frowning. "Tony! Steve?" He turned to take in his surrounds, until his eyes settled on Elara.

"Meep."

"You there, blue person, where am I?" the man asked. He was tall and imposing as some humans were, twice as thick as Elara was at the shoulder.

"Me?" Elara asked, pointing at herself.

"Yes, you."

"You're on the Presidium."

"Ah, of course," the man said. His hair was thick and blonde, falling past his shoulders, and he wore what was clearly armour, but it was unlike any human armour she had seen before. He even wore a red cape. "The Presidium. Obviously. Ah, where is that?"

"..the Citadel?" Elara tried. At his blank look, she continued, "in the Widow system."

"In which Realm does that fall in?" he asked.

"...the Serpent Nebula?"

Several long seconds passed as they stared at each other.

The blond man clicked his fingers suddenly. "Oh yes, of course, how foolish of me. Yes, I know the Citadel of the Widow system, in the Serpent Nebula. Ha."

There was another long pause.

"Would you like a coffee?" Elara asked.

The man beamed. "I would love one." He approached the counter, striding through the twisted wreckage his arrival had left, taking a seat at one of the stools before it. It groaned ominously as he sat, but held steady.

Elara rose, inching towards the espresso machine. When the man seemed content to wait patiently, she got to work, flicking several fragments of metal off her workspace.

Liz had been more cautious, or perhaps smarter, and had ducked out of sight the moment the stranger had started shouting. She rose now, drawing the man's attention to herself.

"A human, how wonderful," the man said. He leaned in, speaking in what he seemed to think a whisper. "Tell me, how far are we from Earth?"

"A bit over a week, if you fly commercial," Liz answered automatically.

"Hmm," the man said, brows drawing together in a thunderous frown. One hand drummed a beat on the counter.

Elara suddenly hoped that he didn't think poorly of her brewing skills. "All done," she said. "Your coffee, uh…"

"Thor," he said, frown disappearing as he accepted the hot drink. He sipped, letting out a happy sigh.

Elara looked him over, starting to actually see him now that she was calming. He was singed and battered, cuts and bruises on his face and gouges in his armour, more than could be explained by his sudden intrusion into the cafe.

"Like the god," Liz said.

"Yes, you've heard of me then?" Thor asked, expression brightening.

"Yeeesss," Liz said, unwilling to argue the point, given the circumstances.

Thor leaned in further, a question forming on his lips. Whatever it was, it was cut off by a sudden klaxon, rising and falling in pitch.

"That's the seek shelter alarm," Elara said slowly. She hadn't heard it in decades, and never outside a safety video her father has insisted she take.

"For the district?" Liz asked, glancing at Thor.

"No," Elara said. "For the Presidium."

In the distance, something exploded.

"We need - we need to get to an evac shelter," Liz said, staring down the Presidium ring. She could see smoke rising. There was another explosion, closer this time. The klaxons blared.

"I'll lock up," Elara said distantly. It didn't feel real. This wasn't just the Citadel, this was the Presidium. Things like this didn't happen here.

"Forget that, we need to go," Liz said, tugging on her arm.

A loud slurp reminded them of their 'customer'. "A most excellent beverage," Thor said. He placed it delicately on the counter. "I would ask for another, but you seem busy."

Elara stared at the bizarre figure. The Presidium was under attack, and he was smiling, humming to himself. Jubilant, even. "Are you part of this?"

"Not yet," he said. "You should probably take cover, you don't have time to get to any shelter."

"What?"

"Elara, come on -"

There was a thunk of metal on metal, and a grenade rolled across the floor. It beeped rapidly, and the two baristas stared at it dumbly.

"No, none of that," Thor said. He stooped down to pick it up and clasped it tightly between his hands. There was a final shrill beep, and Elara and Liz doved to the ground, hands over their heads.

The grenade exploded with a whump...but that was all.

Disbelievingly, the two slowly looked up.

"Ouch, ouch," Thor said. He was shaking his hands out, as if he'd picked up a too hot mug. He blew on them, shrapnel falling to the floor. "Don't you just hate it when it gets you somewhere sensitive? You can never pick things up, or sit down easily."

The two baristas stared wordlessly.

"Now, who threw that I wonder…" Thor said, turning a stern gaze on his surroundings.

The clank of heavy metal boots warned of someone approaching down the walkway that ran past the cafe. From behind a tasteful hedgerow, there emerged a biped of steel and cable, a single glowing light in place of its 'face'. It took in the three sentients in the cafe and gave out an incomprehensibly garbled noise.

"But geth don't leave the Veil," Elara said to herself, watching as the geth raised the bulky rifle it held. Her father had insisted she pass a a stupid threat assessment test when she left Thessia, but the geth in it hadn't seemed so large. As the rifle began to glow, the test suddenly seemed less stupid.

Metal squealed as it was crumpled and crushed, Thor suddenly standing before the geth with one hand on its weapon. Elara watched in disbelief as the geth dropped the sparking rifle, reaching out to grapple the human, but it was met in turn. It was seized by the arm and leg, and Thor gave a contemptuous grunt as he tore it in half.

The geth screeched as it was dismembered, metallic voice fading as it died.

"You - what -" Liz said.

"This is a terror attack," Thor said, turning back to them, cape billowing behind him. "Civilians are being targeted, and you must take shelter. Do you have somewhere to hide?"

"There's the public bunker, but -" Elara said, looking down the Presidium ring. Smoke was rising everywhere she could see, and an office building downspin was aflame. She could make out geth drones pursuing aircars, shooting them from the sky.

"It will be safer to shelter in place," Thor said. "Stay hidden, and -"

Elara wasn't listening, distracted by the second, larger geth that had just appeared behind their strange protector. She screamed in wordless fright, reaching out with her biotics. A corona of blue slammed the geth into the ground, bouncing it off the floor to float in place.

It didn't take long for the thing to reassess its new position. One arm was mangled, but the other could still aim its weapon, or at least it could until Thor backhanded it, crushing its torso and sending it flying off into the distance.

"Well struck!" Thor said, turning back.

Elara gave him a slightly manic grin in answer.

"We can't stay here," Liz said. "We'll be found and killed, like everyone on Eden Prime. They can find you."

Thor nodded. "I will escort you to safety," he said. "Do you know the way?"

"Yes," Elara said. "It's not far."

"Then let us boogie," Thor said gravely.

Boogie they did, Liz fighting slightly hysterical giggles as they guided their protector down the deserted walkways and thoroughfares. A trio of drones swooped down on them, only to be zapped by some sort of lightning projector hidden in Thor's armour.

Elara thought that the man had to be a Spectre, what with his strange power armour and unusual style. But no, wasn't the only human Spectre a woman?

"Where are all the people?" Thor asked as they walked.

"Underneath us," Elara said. "All the buildings have concealed paths to the evacuation bunkers in case of emergency." She stepped quickly, feeling like she had a target on her back.

As they neared the bunker, they began to hear gun and plasma fire, along with pained shouts and garbled synthetic screeching. As Elara peered around the corner of the final turn, she could see the entrance to the bunker - as well as the vicious battle being fought in it.

For whatever reason, the heavy doors were only half closed, leaving an opening wide enough for two krogan to walk through shoulder to shoulder. From within, half a C-Sec squad were fighting a desperate holding action against a slowly advancing swarm of geth, the other half dead on the ground before it. She saw an enormous red geth crush the chest of a turian as it walked over their corpse.

A hand clasped Elara's shoulder, and Thor stepped past her. "What are you doing?" she hissed. "There's got to be thirty geth there!"

"Fear not," Thor said, a cocky lilt to his head. "The Mightiest Avenger is here."

Elara hunkered down around the corner, Liz at her back, and they watched as Thor strolled down the path to the bunker. The geth were quick to notice him, one of the platforms that was jumping around like a pyjak on speedstims warbling out a warning. Two of the geth turned to face him, clearly expecting that was all they would need.

Thor reached for the geth, and lightning surged. Both were caught within it, and pulled towards him. Thunder boomed as they were met with crushing blows and reduced to sparking wrecks, Thor still strolling forwards.

Half of the geth turned as one and advanced, plasma rifles glowing before they spat in a blur. Again lightning surged, this time arcing around Thor like a shield, and the projectiles fell apart or curved around him harmlessly. Grenades followed, and these were kicked or backhanded off to the sides where they exploded. Then Thor was amongst the synthetics, tearing off limbs and beating geth into the deck with them.

The officers defending the civilians saw their saviour, and wasted no time in pressing their advantage. Assault rifles and pistols barked, taking down a few geth as yet more turned to face the newcomer. The largest, the red one, charged forward to meet Thor's stroll. It was dealt a mighty blow that caved in its chest, staggering down to one knee. It tried to raise its weapon, only for a second blow to crush its head, the red light of its face too tempting a target.

"Get help, your friend, he's wounded!" Thor shouted, and Elara thought he had lost his mind as he started to support the red geth like he would an injured comrade. "Get help!"

As more geth fell, their responses grew sluggish, slower to adapt to new circumstances. They almost seemed to pause at this strange behaviour, their plasma fire faltering for a split second.

"Get help!" Thor cried one last time, laughing now, before throwing the geth with ease, knocking down a cluster of foes. Lightning arced out, and they were still.

The last of the geth died quickly, not even attempting to turn back to the bunker as they were riddled with bullets, their shields shorted out by the lightning that killed their fellows. The silence was sudden and loud, broken only by distant explosions.

Thor turned back to where Elara and Liz were hidden, beaming. "It is all safe now, little ones! The way is clear!"

"Little one?!" Elara shouted back. "I am one hundred and seventy years old, don't you 'little one' me!"

"Ah, how cute. You must be looking forward to your third century!" Thor said.

Elara gaped at him.

Cautiously, one of the surviving C-Sec officers emerged from the bunker, a salarian. Their pistol swept over the mangled geth, but they seemed at a loss.

"Hello there," Thor said. "Do you have room in there for two more?"

"He's not human," Liz muttered as they hurried to catch up.

As they threaded through the wreckage left in his wake, Elara couldn't help but agree. Reaching the safety of the bunker however, she couldn't quite bring herself to care.


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Excellent story.
I am loving the warhammer aspect with Thor in it. Slowly getting that godhood feeling when people worship him is gonna be awesome.

Finding about orcs and the short dwarfs? Thats gonna be awesome.
 
Two Blonds: Adventures in Averland
Thor and Tanya von Degurechaff get up to trouble in the Empire in Warhammer Fantasy, as requested by one of my Patrons.



It was a quiet morning on the road to Grenzstadt, at least as far as those things went. A steady trickle of caravans and traders passed through the northern gate of the fortress-town, carrying the wealth of dwarf trade deeper into Sigmar's Holy Empire, or making the journey towards Black Fire Pass for more. Most of these travellers were waved through after a short inspection and an exchange of coin, the guards well used to their jobs and the troubles they might face. Some travellers though, some merited a closer inspection, and a quiet word passed to the rest of the squad hidden within the guardhouse. The enormous blond man approaching was one of them.

"Hans," one guard said. He rapped on the closed shutter of the gatehouse he was leaning against, alerting those inside.

"Trouble, Johann?" the other asked, from across the lane they watched. His sight hadn't been so good ever since he had his bell rung by a goblin a few years back, but he still had his wits.

"Mebbe," Johann said. "Big man, warrior. Northerner. Approaching on the road."

"Nordland or Norsca?" Hans asked.

"Ehh," Johann said. He shifted his grip on his halberd.

"Hrngh. Weapons?"

"Big fucking axe."

Hans squinted down the road. "Think I see him. Big bastard, innee."

Three answering knocks came from the other side of the gatehouse shutters, and Johann relaxed slightly. It was always better to be safe than sorry.

It did not take long for the man to reach the gates of the fortress-town. He was even larger up close, head and shoulders taller than the two guards, who themselves were not small men. Aside from the axe on his back, he was not garbed for travel, wearing simple clothes more suited to a day working in the fields. A leather sack at his hip carried his only possessions.

"Greetings in Sigmar's name, traveller," Hans said. "What brings you to Grenzstadt?"

"Good morn!," the man said brightly. Despite the time he must have spent on the road, his golden beard was luscious and free of dust, and his impressive physique contrasted with the peasant-like clothes he wore. "I'm a tourist."

Hans and Johann exchanged glances.

"What does a 'tourist' do when he's at home?" Johann asked. This had better not be some strange cult thing, he thought.

"Well, whatever it is they do when they're not being a tourist," the man said, as if they were the ones not speaking sense.

"From whence have you come?" Hans asked.

"Hochslehen," he answered, naming the next town along the north west road.

"And before that?"

"Agheiten."

That was the next town along. "Before that?"

"Loningbruck."

Hans scowled. He was just naming every town along the road. "What city did you last visit?"

"Nuln," the blond said promptly. "Before that Altdorf, and before that Karak Ungor."

Karak Ungor wasn't a dwarf city that either guard recognised, but that wasn't all that unusual. Frankly, they would wave him through at this point, but for his unusual looks, the lack of other travellers on the road, and their own boredom.

"We're supposed to take your word for that then?" Johann asked.

The man appeared stymied for a moment. "...yes?"

"Don't get cheeky with us," Hans said.

"Oh, I wouldn't dream of it, not with two fine guards as yourselves," the man said. He smiled, as if to reassure them of his good intentions.

The two guards had a feeling they were being mocked.

"Where did you say you was going again?" Johann asked.

"Karaz-a-Karak," the man said. His tone was earnest, even if his claim was ridiculous.

"The Dwarf capital? Pull the other one," Hans said.

"We're going to need to inspect your belongings," Johann said. "Shouldn't take more than a few hours."

Suddenly, a new voice made itself known. "This is a blatant abuse of authority." It was a young girl's voice, high and childlike.

Hans and Johann startled, as it appeared to have come from the large man before them. They barely had enough time to suspect some strange mutation before a blonde head popped up from behind his shoulder.

"I was told that Grenzstadt was a trading town of great repute," the girl said, looking down on them as she leaned over her - father's? brother's? servant's? - shoulder.

"It is!" Johann, the proud local boy, said.

"And yet we find ourselves threatened by bureaucracy," the girl said. Her blue eyes seemed to bore into them. "One would hope that your superior would find this standard procedure if they were questioned on it."

The two guards shared another glance. They were used to threats and cajolement from self important merchants, but this girl spoke like a noble, and that was a can of worms they didn't fancy getting into.

"We can call them if you wish, my lady, but your word to your good conduct would grant you entry," Hans said, dusting off his old manners from when he had served the old Leitdorf.

The girl sniffed. "Of course. I'm sure the two of you were just doing your jobs."

The big man reached up and patted his passenger on the head, setting once neat curls into disarray. She flailed at him, slipping back down into whatever harness she had been riding in. Siblings, then.

"Roight," Johann said. "It's a shilling per leg to enter, whether you're using them or not."

The big man reached into the pouch at his hip and began to rummage around. Hans and Johann watched, brows slowly rising, as his arm disappeared up to the elbow. The sounds of clinking glass and metal on metal were heard. At length, he found what he was looking for, and he offered up a single coin.

Already high brows threatened to fly off their faces entirely as they took in the gold coin, intricate rendering of the dwarfen Book of Grudges easily seen even from that far away. It looked pristine, without so much as a finger smudge on it.

"We will have the change in Dawi currency, if you please," the little girl said, popping back up to stare down at them.

The two men looked from the girl, to the coin, to the axe peeking out from behind the man's back, and made separate, simultaneous decisions not to question the strange pair paying their way with pristine dwarfen coin. It could be the boss' problem.

Johann rapped on the shutters once more, another prearranged pattern, and they clacked open. The gold coin was passed through, and word passed for suitable change. An awkward silence fell, the large man smiling pleasantly at them while his sister watched through narrowed eyes. In time, the change was handed through and over, before it disappeared into the queer pouch.

"Welcome to Grenzstadt," Hans said. "Enjoy your stay."

"I'm sure we will," the man said. He stepped past them, into the shadow of the gate and towards the town.

Hans and Johann let out a breath they hadn't known they were holding as they watched them depart. The pair were someone else's problem now.

"We didn't get their names," Hans said.

"Fuck."

X

Through the gates of Grenzstadt they walked, into a town that had witnessed much and more over the centuries. There were murder holes above, and the walls were thick, with old scars and repairs visible.

"They seemed decent fellows," the big man said.

"Hmph. I'm sure you would have felt differently after hours in a waiting room," the girl on his back said. She clambered up to sit on his shoulder properly, legs dangling down to kick against his pectoral. "You're far too laissez-faire, Thor. Humility is an excellent trait for one of your…stature, but there is a line."

"And you shouldn't hassle the little people so, Tanya," Thor said, reproachful, as they emerged onto the main street of the town. There were all kinds of shops and premises lining it, all of them made from stone and with sturdy shutters and bars on the windows. A decent amount of foot traffic filled the street, most going about business within the town.

"You have to treat people as they expect to be treated," Tanya said, "otherwise they get suspicious. They didn't know how to handle you, treating them with basic dignity and respect." Despite her words, she wore a smug smile, as if a point of hers had been proven somehow, or an old argument won.

Thor shook his head. His companion had a strange perspective on things at times, and her previous lives had given her some queer notions of how people worked, but she was a companion all the same. Filling a mountain with the corpses of rats and feral hulklings had a way of forging bonds.

A faint scent of cooked meat wafted past his nose, and his nostrils twitched. "I think we should-"

"Yes," Tanya said. She had smelt it too. She pointed down the street, towards a two storey building with broad doors that were open as often as not. "As much as I enjoy lightning roasted elk, I require vegetables if I am to grow to my deserved height. Onwards."

"As you command, Lady Tanya," Thor said, putting on a grand voice.

The tavern was not far away, and the locals were generous in not obstructing their path. Thor had to duck through the doors to avoid knocking his or Tanya's head, and he took in the open room, light streaming in from windows in the upper storey. Stairs off to the right led up to a walkway that ran around the upper level, and what were likely rooms to rent. A bar ran along the far wall, under the walkway, and the room was filled with round tables and chairs of roughly hewn and carved wood. It was busy, folks of all sorts eating and drinking, from merchants to mercenaries to labourers. A man almost as large as Thor but with no neck to speak of kept watch from one corner.

"Take a seat!" a buxom redhead said to them cheerfully, as they finished taking in the tavern. She held three plates balanced on her arms, and six mugs in her hands by their handles. "You'll be served as soon as we can get to you!" She had already whirled away before they could respond.


They claimed a table for themselves, making themselves comfortable after days on the road, careful to keep the leather pouch holding all their possessions and the one particularly important piece of cargo close to hand. The rumble of conversation surrounded them, and they began to wait for service. And wait. And wait. And wait.

After the first ten minutes, Tanya began to shift impatiently. After the next ten, she began to frown. The next, her stomach was rumbling, spurred on by the scents coming from the kitchen behind the bar. By the fourth she was scowling opening, fingers drumming on the table.

"This is obscene," she finally said, patience spent.

"Hmm?" Thor said, looking up from the small hunk of iron he had been carving away at with a fingernail. It was vaguely humanoid.

"That poor woman is the only waitress in the tavern," Tanya said, gesturing towards the redhead who was still rushing back and forth across the room, never carrying fewer than two plates. "She is taking the orders, bringing meals and drinks to the tables, and clearing them. How does this business stay afloat with such poor management?" She sounded personally affronted.

"Perhaps you should show them how it is done," Thor said absently, focusing on getting the details of the helmet just right.

"You're right, of course," Tanya said. Her gaze had fixed on the man behind the bar, slowly cleaning a mug and occasionally giving directions to the redhead, not a hint of urgency to him. "I will."

Thor blinked as Tanya rose from her seat. "Wait, what?" But she was already gone, threading through the other patrons to reach the bar.

Tanya considered the bar as she reached it. The counter was just above her eye level, so she had to go on tip toes and tilt her head to see over it, and that was no way to have a professional conversation.

A nearby chair caught her eye, and it only took a moment to drag it loudly to the bar. She hopped atop it and planted her hands on the countertop, leaning forwards to get the barkeep's attention.

"Excuse me," Tanya said, deploying her customer service voice. "Are you the manager?"

The barkeeper, a bald man with a thick drooping moustache, glanced up from the mug he was polishing. "I'm the owner," he said with a grunt.

"Excellent," Tanya said. "Did you know my companion and I have been waiting for service for almost an hour?"

"Don't blame me for the wench being slow," he said, shrugging.

Tanya paused, eyes narrowing as she glanced at the single waitress almost running from table to table. She would have to change her approach. "It's not a problem of hiring quality, but hiring practices."

"That so."

"Yes!" Tanya said, pleased to have found a receptive audience. "With a second or third waitress, you could greatly reduce wait times and increase your daily take by a magnitude more than the cost of their wages."

"You know a lot about running a tavern, do you?" the barkeep asked. He looked across the room and gave someone a small nod, but Tanya missed it as she warmed to her subject.

"My experience is in human resources," she said humbly, "but thank you for noticing." She took a deep breath. "I had noticed several other areas where you could improve your business model…" She launched into her pitch, doing her best to highlight the areas she saw the greatest potential for improvement in. It had been too long since she had been able to really shine in her area of expertise. Such was her zeal that nearby patrons started to listen in, no doubt enraptured by the ideas she was laying out, and she felt an almost content glow build within. Adventuring with a god worth respecting was all well and good, but there was nothing like returning to her roots.

At length, she brought her presentation to an end, and waited expectantly for a response. The owner had listened attentively throughout, and she had a good feeling about things.

He nodded seriously. "Brick," the owner said. "Get this little girl out of my tavern."

A large hand took Tanya by the scruff of her jacket, lifting her from the chair she stood on like an errant kitten. She squawked, twisting and failing, but to no avail. Some of the audience she had gathered even laughed as her captor started to carry her towards the door. It was the bouncer who had been keeping watch, and she noticed he had a heavy metal earring in one ear. She was tempted for a moment to set it to scorchingly hot, but no -

"What is the meaning of this." It was not a question.

Brick stopped, looking up at the man blocking his way through the tables to the exit. He hesitated, clearly unused to not being the biggest man in the room.

Tanya seized her chance, driving a fingernail into the web of flesh between finger and thumb of the hand holding her. He dropped her with a curse, and she wasted no time, darting towards Thor and scrambling up his frame like a jungle gym, popping up from behind his shoulder to glare at the bouncer.

"She was disturbin' the patrons and insulting the owner," Brick blurted out, before Tanya could give her side of the story.

"I was giving professional advice-"

"Do you think this gives you the right to lay hands upon her?" Thor asked, as if discussing the weather. He made no threatening gestures, and did not so much as frown.

"I was jus'-I wasn't gonna hurt her, jus' carry her outside," Brick said, suddenly reminded of the time an ogre had been told the kitchen was out of pork. "Boss wanted her out! He told me."

Thor turned an eye on the suddenly sweating owner. Their discussion had caught more than a few eyes, and those in the middle were on the verge of squeezing out of the way. "The boss told you."

Brick nodded.

"Perhaps next time you will ask first."

Brick nodded faster.

"I think we will spend our coin elsewhere," Thor said. He wasn't one to threaten the little people, but sometimes they just got so nervous that everything you did came off that way.

"Whatever you say sir," Brick said.

Thor turned to leave, satisfied, but the gremlin on his shoulder had one thing left to say.

"Owner," she began sweetly, before cherubic features turned malicious. "I could drive you out of business within a month."

The sight of the owner biting his tongue against whatever retort he wanted to make was a balm to Tanya's soul, and she wore a wide smile as they took their leave. They passed the waitress as they did, and she flicked a silver coin of the Empire towards her. It was important not to take one's frustrations out on the employees of a business, rather than the business itself. She caught it expertly and tucked it into her top, hardly breaking stride.

The doors closed behind them, leaving them standing in the street once more, still hungry.

Thor glanced at his companion as she made herself comfortable on his shoulder, catlike. "What was it you said, about treating people as they expect to be treated?" He began to walk deeper into the town in search of another tavern.

Tanya huffed. "Any man who runs a business so poorly should be well accustomed to customer complaints. I was the picture of grace as I gave him advice that he should have had to pay for."

"You got on so well with the dawi, but every time you discuss business with a human someone walks away upset or bankrupt," Thor said, shaking his head.

Scowling, Tanya opened her mouth to reply, but-

"Thor Odinson!"

Thor froze, looking around. Five men had emerged from the foot traffic, not quite surrounding them in a half circle. He knew that tone well, and he had no interest in dealing with the law of this place. The red sashes they wore only confirmed his assumption.

"Noooo," Thor said, drawing it out. "I'm…Bor, Bor Friggasson. You must have me confused with someone else."

The leader of the five, a solid man with a missing ear, was unimpressed. "Taller than most men, blond hair, oversized axe, small blonde child companion. After your antics in Marienburg last year, the minstrels carried your description across the Empire."

Thor winced. The trip to Marienburg was part of why he and Tanya had decided to visit the mountains in the first place, leading to the whole business with the Red Eye tribe.

"You'll need to come with us," he finished.

"On what charges are you detaining us?" Tanya demanded.

"If I have to arrest you, I'll think of something," the leader of the five said. "For now, it would be to your advantage to follow."

Thor pondered the advantages of ignoring the humans, but he must have taken too long, for the leader gave a nod to one of his fellows. The man approached, hand out as if to grab him by the shoulder, and Thor glanced at him. He swallowed, stopping in place.

"We will see who is so eager to speak with us," Thor said, "but if I do not like what we find, we will leave." Left unsaid was that he gave little thought to anyone's ability to stop him.

The leader set his jaw in a grimace, and turned to lead the way deeper into the town. Two fell in behind him, ahead of Thor and Tanya, while the other two followed behind.

Tanya grumbled disapproval in his ear as they went. He just hoped this didn't end with them having to flee the town again.

X

"Thank you for seeing me," the man across the desk said, as he hurriedly wrote something down, quill almost zipping across the paper. He had the look of a man who had once been a fighter, but had since discovered the joys of fine living. He still had muscle to him, but it was padded comfortably. By the size of the office they had been led to, overlooking the interior of a large warehouse, he was doing well for himself, and the walls were covered in a mix of old greenskin trophies and framed documents.

"Your invitation was most insistent," Tanya said. Her hands were held primly in her lap as she sat in a comfortable chair. A pillow had been provided so she could see over the desk.

Thor sat in another chair beside her, Stormbreaker resting against it and sticking out like a sore thumb.

"I was perhaps overzealous in my orders once I heard that the Thor Odinson had arrived in Grenzstadt," the man admitted. He placed his quill down. "My name is Calder. I'm a member of the Burgher's Council."

"A polite request would have sufficed," Tanya said.

Calder looked between the grown man and the little girl across from him, and Thor held back a smile. He always enjoyed watching people decide how to respond to his companion.

"I apologise, but I had to be sure," Calder said. He leaned in, voice dropping. "There is a matter I need your help with," he said.

"Could you not have the town watch take care of it?" Tanya asked. "They seemed quite eager to carry out your bidding in bringing us here."

Calder grimaced, tugging at one of his mutton chops. "My position on the council gives me some authority, but the matter is…sensitive."

"It involves another council member," Tanya said, before her eyes brightened, almost shining.

Thor held back a groan. The last time she had gotten that look on her face, a dawi had been left unsure whether he wanted to adopt or declare a grudge on her.

"I-yes," Calder said. "How did you-"

"If you cannot wield the watch against them, that implies they also have influence over the watch," Tanya said. "Therefore, you are attempting to bring in outside contractors to solve your problem for you." She leaned in, sharklike. "So, what is your problem?"

"It is not my problem so much as Grezstadt's," Calder said. "Perhaps even Averland's."

"Why do you not go to the Edler?" Thor asked, speaking for the first time. "Surely your leader would address your concerns."

Calder started slightly, having been drawn into Tanya's orbit. "I do not precisely have any proof, and I have a history with the one I suspect."

"Old rivals?" Tanya asked knowingly.

"Of sorts," Calder said, mouth thinning. "Mikhail is–we competed for the same guard contracts, then ran the same routes, and now we both facilitate trade through the Pass. But now I think he's involved in something…dark."

"Dark, you say," Thor said. "What manner of darkness?"

"I would rather not say, lest I colour your thoughts," Calder said. "The danger isn't a physical one."

"Oh, of course," Tanya said. "I'm sure his crimes will become clear with some investigation. How much would you be willing to pay for such a thing?"

"For evidence of his misdeeds?" Calder asked.

"For the investigation," Tanya corrected.

"Are you not heroes of the Empire?" Calder asked, though his tone said he already knew the answer.

"Even heroes must eat, and be given fair compensation for the value of their services," Tanya said, voice cherubic.

"Two gold crowns for a clandestine investigation of his warehouse," Calder said.

"For Thor Odinson?" Tanya said. "Five would be more suitable, especially for a sensitive matter."

Calder chewed his lip for a moment. "Aye. Five gold crowns then."

Tanya blinked, surprised, but only for a moment. "Done," she said.

From there they hashed out the details, and Calder told them what they needed to know about his rival, Mikhail. Tanya was in such a good mood she didn't even ask for half in advance. They left the warehouse in much higher spirits than they had arrived in.

Thor watched with an amused eye as Tanya almost skipped down the lane. "I did not know our funds were so low," he said.

"Our funds are perfectly fine," she answered. "I have kept a strict accounting-"

"I know, I know," Thor said. Best not to get her started. "We are to aid this man then."

Tanya nodded. "Crowns to pennies the only darkness to be found is a bribed official to help him gain market share. We'll solve this mystery before the day is out." She frowned slightly, but put whatever was troubling her from her mind.

In their early days together, such a comment by him would have left her sure that he disapproved of her decision, and left her questioning herself for hours. He was pleased to see she had made such strides in her self confidence. "We won't find his crimes by asking nicely," he warned.

"We could do Distraught Orphan," Tanya suggested.

"We'll call that Plan C," Thor said, "if we cannot find our own way in, and Lost Girl doesn't work."

Tanya pouted. "You never want to do Distraught Orphan."

"I don't fancy being chased by a mob again," Thor said, feeling a sudden camaraderie with his brother over all the nonsense he'd put him through, but he shook himself. Loki had deserved most of it anyway. "Now come; Calder said the warehouse was on the other side of town…"

X

The warehouse itself was in a quieter part of the town, and surrounded by a brick wall, rusty iron spikes atop it to deter any would be intruders. In the end, they did not have to do Distraught Orphan or Lost Girl, because there was only a single guard, slowly meandering his way around the grounds of the warehouse under the midday sun. All they had to do was wait for the guard to amble to the far side of the building, before Thor jumped easily over the wall, Tanya's arms clasped around his neck. Luckily, there was a side door quite close. He ducked over to it, stepping lightly.

Thor tested the door, but it did not budge. He gave it a considering look. If there was no one around to hear it broken open, did it not still count as stealth?

"Is it locked, or barred?" Tanya asked, loosing her hold on him and dropping down.

"Locked."

"Let me," she said, sidling between him and the door and giving it a look of focus.

Thor stepped back to let her work, watching as she leaned in and breathed into the keyhole, much like one would when trying to warm their hands. There was a click, and the latch unlocked. She peered through the crack, then, seeing no one, ducked inside. Thor followed.

Inside the warehouse was nothing special, merely crates upon crates stacked and ordered from one wall to the other. The scent of sawdust was heavy in the air, and the support pillars had a lantern sconce on each face. Perhaps only half of them were lit however, leaving much of the interior shrouded in gloom. All was quiet.

Tanya scurried up him in a familiar action, using him as a perch to peer over the crates. "I see an office in the far corner," she whispered.

"I will search amongst the goods," Thor said, quietly as he could. The timbre of his voice still spread; they were lucky the interior appeared to be deserted.

They split up, Tanya creeping through the shadows to the office near the main doors, and Thor prowling through the lanes between the wooden crates. He wasn't quite sure what he was looking for, but then he rarely had been in the early days with the Avengers either, but that had all turned out fine. Ish.

Many of the crates were nailed shut, and those that weren't were all empty, save for a bit of packing hay. He trundled along, lane by lane, the complete lack of any other living soul taking away the sense of anxiety that came with sneaking around. There was a dark stain of indeterminate origin on the stone floor in one spot, but it could just as easily have been oil as blood. He came to an intersection and turned for the rear of the building, reasoning that if there was anything to be hidden, it would be in the lower traffic parts of the warehouse. He wasn't going to discover anything simply by walking each row.

As he neared the back, however, he began to slow. His nose twitched. The building was still gloomy, still dark, but instead of the cloying smell of old hay and sawdust, he could smell something floral. He looked down, and saw scattered petals, old and dry. He crouched down and picked them up, rubbing them between his fingers. Dropped by chance, or…?

As he made to get up, his eye was caught by the crate before him, and the petal that had been caught between the lid and the body. By chance, but not without cause, it seemed. Easily, he picked up the crate on top of it and set it down, running his fingertips along the seam of the crate. Nails were little obstacle as he pulled the lid off, to reveal a crate packed not with old hay, but with sweetly smelling flowers. The scent near on burned in his nose, overpowering anything else.

"What reason could someone have to pack a crate with you, I wonder," Thor said to himself. He dug into the contents, quickly finding a hard surface. Sweeping away the petals, another box was revealed, and further investigation showed it to be only one of four packed tightly into the crate. Opening it proved no more trouble than the first, and he laid eyes on what was inside. He sighed. So much for it being a simple job.

Small footsteps drew his ear, and he glanced up to see Tanya approaching. She held a sheaf of paper in one fist, holding it up victoriously.

"Smuggling," she announced, satisfaction in her voice. "Illegal revenue still needs to be recorded, it seems." She hopped up onto the crate Thor had set aside to get at his target, looking down to see what he had uncovered. "What did you-oh."

"Yes," Thor said, mouth turning downwards. "'Oh'."

Looking up at them from the box within the box was a human corpse, packed tightly like so much cargo. Perhaps they had found that darkness after all.
 
It's a pity MCU Rodgers is such a piece of shit, because otherwise your style and ability to write would make me read your other story as well.

Thank you for sharing, I look forward to more in time.
 
Sufficiently Advanced Percussive Maintenance 2
A Patron commissioned a continuation of a previous 'What If?', SAPM.


Thor watched as the defenders emerged from the cover of their bunker, weapons raised warily. He saw two unfamiliar species, one with a metallic crest on its head and similarly hard skin, the other with smoother skin and rounded horns of flesh rising from their skulls. There were also more of the blue skinned species like the plucky barista. No humans though.

"Greetings, Thor said. "You are most courageous to fight with such small weapons!" The defenders were all armoured in the same blue on black suits, but their weapons were lacking, only pistols and other small arms on display. This was clearly a police force, not a military.

The officer stared at him, large dark eyes blinking rapidly. "Doors no longer hacked. Best get inside; civilians too. More geth coming."

"Come along!" Thor called back to the two baristas he had escorted from their cafe. They hurried onwards, already out from the cover of the corner, picking their way through the scrap metal that had once been bent on the deaths of every sapient hiding within the bunker.

"Thank you," the human, Liz by her name badge, said as she darted past, receiving a beaming grin for her words.

The blue woman, Elara, still seemed upset by his term of endearment and was scowling - pouting, really - at him as she passed, and so she received no beaming grin of her own. He strode through the bunker doors behind them, the officers pausing only long enough to drag their dead comrades in, before the heavy metal doors slammed shut. The artificial sunlight of the Presidium was cut off, leaving the harsh white lights of the bunker to light their way.

They did not linger by the door, the dozen strong police force ushering them deeper into the bunker down a long hallway. It was spartan and completely lacking in the defence favouring cover he would have expected such a fallback position to have.

"Are you Alliance?" one of the birdlike aliens asked as they stepped quickly along. His? voice flanged as he spoke, almost echoing, and he had blue markings on his face.

"Alliance?" Thor asked.

"Systems Alliance," he said, impatient. "You're human, do you have military experience?"

"Ah," Thor said, "no."

The officer said something that had to be a curse. "You're telling me you got lucky out there?"

"No, I mean I'm not human," Thor said. "I have military experience."

He craned his head for a moment, raptor like. "This isn't the time for games. We need every experienced gun hand we can get."

"Damn," Thor said.

"Yes, it's bad, so if you have experience we would really-"

"I left my axe outside," Thor said. "Well, no matter. I will take up arms with you all the same," he said, assuring the nervous man.

"You…right," he said, holding his tongue.

Nearby, Liz and Elara were being asked similar questions, and they came to a halt at a t-intersection of halls.

"I'll settle the human with the rest of the civilians," a horned alien with grey skin said.

"Then I'll get the volunteer kitted out," one of the blue aliens said. She glanced at Thor. "Don't think we have gear the right size for your human."

"Fear not," Thor said. "My armour is better than yours." He paused, realising how that sounded. "That is, I will put myself between you and the enemy, so do not worry about your substandard armour." Yes, that was better.

Liz and Elara were sharing what sounded like farewells, and he politely ignored them, as well as the looks being shared between the security officers. After a tight hug, they were both escorted down the body of the intersection, towards what must be the body of the bunker proper.

"Tell me," Thor said to the group at large, "what might your races be called?"

"Our races?" a blue skinned alien asked.

"Yes, I don't wish to be rude," Thor continued.

"Is this guy serious?" one of the birdlike aliens said to another, both wearing the same red face markings. They spoke in a different dialect to what they had used before.

Not that it mattered. "Very," Thor said, and the pair of them startled.

"You speak-"

"Yes."

"But you don't know what we are," he continued, suspicious.

"No."

"Spirits," the officer said, shaking his head. "I'm a Turian. This is a Salarian, and this is an Asari," he said, gesturing to the soft skinned alien with horns, and then to the blue skinned with head tendrils. "You're a Human," the turian finished. Sarcasm could be found in almost every species, it seemed.

"Oh no," another turian interrupted, the one who had asked him about his military experience. "He's not a human."

"New species then, identical to homo sapiens and first discovered in the heart of the Citadel," a salarian said. "Will receive many grants for such a discovery."

Thor had a feeling he was being mocked, but such was the way of less advanced species. "I am Thor, of the Asgardians."

"Will share credit on research paper if someone else connects him to squad comms," the salarian said.

There was a moment's pause as the other officers absorbed his words, and then it was a strange race as all rushed to raise one foot from the metal floor.

"Goddess," an asari swore, clearly the slowest. "Fine. Show me your omni-tool."

"I don't have one," Thor said.

"You don't - you know what, fine," the asari said. If she wasn't holding a submachine gun, she likely would have thrown her hands up in the air. "When your translator gets knocked out, just keep your head down. Are you sure we should bring this human with us?"

Tense silence was her anwer.

"We're all that's between the civilians and another geth kill squad," the turian with white face markings said. "We need every gun."

One officer hadn't spoken throughout the discussion, only watching Thor. It was the salarian who had first exited the cover of the bunker, one with burnt orange skin and blood oozing from a cut above his right eye.

"I believe Thor a net benefit to life expectancy," he said.

"...you sure, Raegent?"

"Very sure," the salarian, Raegent, said. "Witnessed ambush on geth. Very likely it saved my life. Thor net benefit to life expectancy."

"Hey, how did you ambush those geth anyway?" It was a turian, one at the back of their little gathering as they waited in the intersection.

"With ease," Thor said. He offered nothing more, the conversation starting to grate on him, but so did the silence that followed. It was the first moment of quiet since his arrival in this place. He fiddled with his beard, trying not to think of what it meant that he was here and his comrades were not. Tony and Steve would land on their feet, they always did, and he knew well the feeling of falling through a strange portal, but still -

The police officers left him alone, noting his suddenly grim bearing, and spoke quietly amongst themselves. There was an energy amongst them, an anxiety that they talked around and tried not to acknowledge. Even down the long halls that led to the bunker, they could hear the spreading chaos outside, muffled explosions and muted gunfire.

It was not long before the two officers who had left returned, a gaggle of volunteers behind them. Most were turian or asari, but there was a pair of humans and a large lizard person too. All save the lizard person were wearing the same blue armour that the officers were. Elara was with them, shifting uncomfortably in the armour. Rather than stay with the group, she sidled over to be closer to Thor.

"That's a Krogan," one of the turians with red markings said. "Just in case you didn't know that either."

"I did not," Thor said. "Thank you." His smile was thin despite his words. There was only so much mockery he was willing to put up with from those not his boon companions, even in his lessened state.

What were likely three senior officers had been talking lowly to the side throughout this all, and now they approached. A turian with white markings stepped up, ignoring the byplay, and addressed the group.

"The geth are raiding the Citadel. They are not here to conquer, they're here to kill. You've been asked to step forward because you have the training or experience to make a difference today. If the geth come through either door that leads to this bunker, we're the only thing between them and hundreds of civilians."

"You should have armed them," the krogan said, deep voice contemptuous. The plate atop his skull was a dark purple, and his teeth were serrated. "The armoury has guns to spare."

"They're untrained," the asari who had led him to the intersection said, sharply.

"Trained or untrained, they'll die all the same," the krogan said.

"Only if we fail," Thor said.

The krogan snorted. "Even with my krantt, I would be hard pressed to defend this place. With traffic cops, weekend warriors and retirees? Those civilians are dead already."

"If you doubt your ability, you might stay in safety with them," Thor said. His patience was thinning, and it was only partially this krogan's fault.

"I'm more than a century old, whelp," the krogan snarled. "I've seen battlefields and carnage you wouldn't believe." His words were punctuated by an explosion and a distant scream. "Stay quiet while your elders are talking."

Images of fading comrades and broken bodies crossed his mind, and Thor's patience found its end. "I've slain more foes than you have ever met, boy," he said. "I am your elder. I am your grandfather's elder. Have a care with how you speak to me." His eyes darkened unnaturally.

The krogan snarled deep in his throat, turning to face Thor fully, but whatever he saw in his face made him pause.

An orange light sprang up on the turian leader's arm, and a voice issued from it. "Sir, we've got geth at the downspin entrance."

"How did they get on top of us without warning?!"

"They cloaked until they were right at the door. They're hacking it now."

The white marked turian cursed. "Alright. Take up positions here; the halls will funnel them and the corners will give us some cover."

"Who designed this bunker?" Thor asked. The hall they stood in stretched from entrance to entrance, with a ninety degree turn in the middle leading to the bunker itself. "They had the defensive mind of a child." He pushed the dark shadows weighing upon him from his mind, keeping himself in the moment.

"No one," an asari said, deploying a stand alone riot shield to extend the cover of the hall corner. "It's part of the station, and the Keepers stop us from improving things."

"We should hold them at the door," Thor said. "This is a poor point to hold."

"When the geth crack the door, that's it," a turian said. "We don't have the cyberwarfare suites to contest them or take it back."

"So let them in," Thor said.

Of the looks he got, only Elara wasn't thinking him a fool.

"Let them in, kill them, close the door," he said, pushing on. "Maintain control of the systems, and avoid being forced to fight in this lovely smooth hall without any cover to be seen."

The krogan rumbled an agreement, but didn't seem eager to voice it, still staring at Thor. More noises of agreement came from some of the other officers, but still the turian seemed unconvinced.

One of the volunteers coughed slightly, drawing his attention. It was another turian, and he seemed old for his species, colour faded and skin scratched. He wore the same white markings, and he gave a nod to the officer.

"No half measures then," the lead officer said. "Let's take the fight to them."

"Hurry sir."

"Double time!"

As one, they began to run down the long hall, towards the 'downspin' entrance, and they made it before the geth could hack their way through. They took up positions on either side of the sliding doors.

"Shred whoever comes through, and then I want two Incinerates through the door," the leader said. "I'll lead the way, and we'll take up positions behind the garden boxes in the park beyond. Unlock on my mar - human, what are you doing?!?"

Thor glanced at him from where he stood, square in the middle of the hall in full view of the doors. "Do not worry," he said. "I have a plan."

"Thor, what are you doing?" Elara hissed. "Can your shields handle that?"

Thor laughed, rolling his shoulders. Shields? Perish the thought. "You saw what I am capable of, little one."

"Sir, ten seconds."

"Spirits. Unlock the doors!"

The doors pinged, red lights above switching to green. All readied for the geth to burst through - but nothing happened.

"Siera, what are they doing?" the leader asked, voice low.

"They cloaked up, sir. Cameras aren't nearly good enough to - oh shit!"

The doors shunted open, revealing the enemy, but it was no normal geth waiting. Instead there was a four legged creature with white armour and a long neck, single eye shining harshly down at Thor.

"Priority target identified elimination attempt one," it said, its mechanical language harsh and without nuance. A charge began to gather at its head.

Thor assumed the intimidation pose, stiffening his spine and holding his arms out to the sides. He and Korg had discovered it during their time in New Asgard, and used it to great effect. "Do your worst!"

A crackling, pulsing orb crossed the scant metres between Thor and the geth in a heartbeat, washing over him. A lesser being would have been left cooked and smoking, but Thor was mighty. The attack abated, and he was still standing. He laughed. "You bring lightning against the god of thunder?"

"Elimination attempt one failed initiating elimination attempt two," the geth said. The barrel of some weapon began to protrude from under its 'chin'.

A storm began to grow in Thor's eyes. "My turn," he rumbled, sparks arcing across his armour. They swelled and burst out in a torrent of power, linking him to the four legged geth platform. It was thrown back with a screech, tumbling end over end until it collided with a low wall. It sparked, unmoving.

"What the fuck…" The words came from one of the humans.

"Come!" Thor said, stepping through the doors. "I shall mock them, and you will gun them down while they cower in distress."

Beyond was a park of sorts, although it was more metal than plant. An open forum was surrounded by walkways and plant boxes, benches scattered around. If not for the backdrop of klaxons, warning lights, and explosions it may have even appeared pleasant.

Thor advanced into the centre of the open forum without fear, spreading his arms wide once more. "Your mother is so ample-" A rocket shot from one of the trees, hitting him square in the chest and leaving him choking on fire and smoke.

The defenders did not waste their chance, rushing from the hall to take cover behind garden boxes and the low walls that surrounded the forum. Their weapons shredded the geth that had revealed itself to attack, and it fell from the tree with a crash, taking a branch with it.

Thor waved the black cloud away, almost hacking up a lung. "Oh, that's awful." He picked a piece of shrapnel from his beard.

"Elimination attempt three failed initiating elimination attempt four."

The words came from the tall red geth that uncloaked not an arm's length in front of him, even as gunfire and streaks of plasma erupted around the park as both forces began to exchange fire. Thor caught the heavy blow that aimed to crush his skull, and seized the geth's weapon arm with his other hand. He tore both limbs off, leaving it staggering in place.

"Elimination attempt four failed elimination attempt five disarmed initiating elimination attempt six."

The red geth lashed out with a three toed foot, and Thor let it. The blow barely budged him as it rang against his gut, and he grabbed the offending limb, pulling the geth from its feet to hurl it into two of its fellows that were trying to flank the officers. They scattered like tenpins, and a hail of gunfire put them down for good.

"Thor, look out!"

Thor turned to Elara as he heard her shout. She was looking past him, and she made a gesture, blue light rippling through the air. It shot over his shoulder and collided with a lithe geth that looked like it was made of metallic muscle strands, catching it midleap as it tried to ambush him from another tree. Gravity's hold on it disappeared, leaving it to float slowly through the air towards him. He smiled, bending down to pick up one of the red arms on the ground. "Away with you!" he said as he drew back the arm. The moment the flailing geth was close enough, he swung, knocking it clear out of the park and towards a body of water in the distance.

A scream of pain drew his eye, and he saw one of the human volunteers being dragged back into cover by the krogan. The scaled alien roared with battlelust as he fired his shotgun rapidly, using it as a club when it refused to fire more and began to vent steam. On the other flank an asari conjured an orb of dark light over a cluster of geth, and it seemed to drag them up and into it. Elara gestured towards it, and it exploded violently, sending pieces of geth everywhere, but she was forced back into cover, shields sparking. The defenders were holding, but barely, and more geth were arriving, drawn by the fight - or perhaps by the 'priority target' in it.

Enough was enough. The storm was kindled once more, and a bolt of lightning erupted from Thor into the sky, before it arced out and down. Every geth in the park was struck, and thunder drowned out the sounds of battle for long moments. The defenders covered their heads, helmets unable to completely block out the sheer noise. Finally, it came to an end. Silence fell.

"Everyone…everyone back inside," came the command of the white marked turian leader. He was staring at Thor, as was everyone else.

He really needed to get their names, Thor thought to himself as he tossed aside the geth arm he held. He began to make his way back into the bunker, the others starting to follow in his wake.

"Told you," the orange salarian, Raegent, said. "Thor net benefit to life expectancy."

The wounded human laughed, holding a hand to the scorch on his side as he leaned on the irritated looking krogan. Not that Thor was familiar with krogan facial expressions. Maybe they all had resting murder face.

"My grandpa is from Norway," the human said. "Should I be praising Odin?"

"My father would appreciate your thanks, but he is no longer the protector of the Nine Realms," Thor told the man. He thought about their last meeting, and the wisdom he had bestowed before his final fading. His battlecheer faded, as he thought about his failure to live up to his example.

"Your father..I, right," the man said, looking back to the park and what remained of the geth that had besieged it.

"Say again!" the turian leader demanded of his comms, drawing everyone's attention.

"A geth fleet just exited the relay," the person on the other side said, loud enough for the entire group to hear now. "It's not a raid, it's an all out assault."

"How many?"

"Too many, and - Citadel Control just went dark."

"What about the Executor?"

"I haven't been able to raise his office since you engaged the geth."

"Decapitation strike," the krogan said. "Sow terror to draw out local forces, hit the weakened leadership, and then strike with your main force." He didn't sound upset.

"Thor," the turian said, turning to him. "You could take the Executor's office back."

"I could," Thor said, "but I will not."

"We need to coordinate with other C-Sec forces," the turian insisted. "Your tech, whatever let you do that-"

"There is no point," Thor interrupted.

"He's right," the krogan said. "Whatever took out your leader didn't stick around. They've already moved on to their next target."

"...inside, quickly," the turian said.

His officers were quick to respond, and the volunteers followed swiftly, save the krogan. He refused to show Thor his back, but he gave him no mind, following after the others. The door closed quickly behind them.

The moment they were no longer out in the open, the turian rounded on Thor. "There are over thirteen million sapients on the Citadel. If the geth are here to kill, they're here to kill us all. If we're going to stop them, we need to hold the line, and that means coordination. You need to work with us."

The krogan laughed. "Turians. As soon as someone doesn't fit into your doctrine, you start flailing."

"Help or stay quiet, Shath," the turian snapped.

"I will help you," Thor said, stopping the fight before it could begin, "but I will not waste time putting out fires and restoring communications."

"Then what will you do?" Elara asked. Of all the people there, she was the one with the best understanding of what he could do.

"This fleet must have a flagship, yes?" he asked. "I'll aim for the head."

"You'll just swan aboard the flagship and take off the admiral's head," the lead officer said, clearly at the end of his rope.

"Or that," Thor said, shrugging. Ship, admiral. The result was the same. He tapped the nearby door panel to open it again and raised one arm, out towards the smoking park.

"It's a long way from here to the Embassy docks," Sath, the krogan, said. His wide mouth pulled back in a toothy grin. "Fun trip though. I'm game."

"Another day, I might take you up on your offer," Thor said. There was a trick to summoning so his weapon didn't just careen through whatever might be in its way without care. It had taken several load bearing walls and two throne room doors before he had learnt it. "But not this day. Which way to the docks?"

"Two clicks upspin," Raegent said. "What are you doing?"

Thor felt his weapon near, and he grinned. The air hummed as Stormbreaker approached, colliding with his open hand with a meaty thwack. "You were worthy comrades, but you cannot follow where I go," he told them. He turned his gaze on Elara. "You showed spirit, and your ability to brew coffee was most excellent. I shall see you after for another!"

Elara tilted her head at him, the flush of her crests visible through her visor. "Thank you?"

He wasted no more time with talk. He left the hall behind and raised his axe. Those he left behind could only watch in shock as he ascended into the air, cape billowing behind him, and then he was gone.

X

The Embassy docks were easy to find, by virtue of their being on fire. Ships burned in their berths, and if there were fire suppression systems they weren't working. Instead, fire fighters attempted to battle the worst of it while under fire from squads of geth, small groups of C-Sec officers doing their best to protect them.

Thor entered the battle with a mighty crash, slicing another four legged geth in half with a single blow of his axe. Lightning crashed, and three different groupings of geth were obliterated across the bays.

A human in white and pink armour gaped at him from where they were crouched behind a burnt out cargo vehicle, but he only lingered long enough to let loose the thunder once more, destroying what other geth he could see, and then he was gone, taking a deep breath as he left the safety of atmosphere behind for the coldness of the vacuum.

It was dark, out in the emptiness of the void. There was not a star to be seen, only the interior of whatever vast space station Thor had found himself on. The interior was a long hollow cylinder, and the only illumination came from the distant lights on the 'walls' of the station itself. That, and the crackling red energy that arced off the enormous, squid-like ship that was perched ominously on a protruding structure that came from the ring he had just exited.

If he had air to spare, he would have bellowed a challenge. As it was, he raised one hand in a gesture he had picked up from Clint, and shot towards what was surely his target.

There was no air in space, Thor knew, no way for him to hear, but that did not seem to stop the ship, because it responded to his challenge with a brassy bellow of its own. Nails seemed to pierce his skull, and the ship wasn't just cycling its engines - it was speaking.

YOU, EFFORT, FUTILE. I, EXISTENCE, ETERNAL.

This was no ship, Thor realised. It was alive.

YOU, ANOMALY, FLEETING. I, DISSECT, BENEFIT.

It was alive, and it was taunting him. Thor gave it the finger even harder. It loomed larger in his vision, kilometres tall. He began to gather power, feeling it thrumming in through his being. Runes shone on Stormbreaker's head, as he channelled power such that he had not reached for since casting down his sister.

Lightning flashed. A bolt of power connected man and monster. The Citadel trembled.

The red arcs across the body of the living ship were joined by white, and the ship began to tilt. For a moment, Thor thought he had done it, but then the white arcs faded, and the ship righted itself.

YOU, RESISTANCE, INSULT. I, REBUTTAL, OVERWHELMING.

One of the limbs of the ship rose ponderously to point at him, even as he still hurtled through space to close with it. Red light gathered at its tip, and he veered off course, but his reaction was too late, and the attack too broad. A beam of red energy crashed into him, bathing him in the fires of Muspelheim. He roared in anger and pain, soundless.

The agony was immense…but it was no Nidavellir. He emerged from the side of the beam, Stormbreaker's haft gripped tight, unable to see in the sudden darkness. He was still speeding forward, and he sought to stop, but then there was a blurry shape before him and there was no time. He impacted with a colossal crash, bouncing and leaving craters and torn up metal in his wake.

X

Jane cursed as the light of Sovereign's weapon faded. The shock of its sudden appearance had ruined her shot, and instead of blowing the Geth Prime's head off, she had only torn off one arm. Luckily, Garrus was there, and the geth quickly found itself cored.

"Sloppy, Shepard," he said.

"Didn't want you to complain about kill stealing again," she said. "Tali, what was Sovereign firing at?"

"Some kind of small personal vehicle, maybe even unmanned," the quarian said. She was crouched behind a support strut, wreaking havoc with the geth comms and IFF systems. "Whatever was left crashed up ahead."

"Liara, Singularity on those three on the left. Wrex, open the way," Jane ordered, swapping her sniper with her shotgun.

The red krogan didn't hesitate, blurring into a biotic charge at the lone geth on the right and drawing fire from the rest. Liara was moving even before he impacted, bending physics over her knee and making it cry as the three geth were torn from the side of the structure they were climbing.

Ashley didn't need to be told, already leaning out of cover to throw a grenade. It arrived as the Singularity reached its peak, just in time for Jane to pop it with a Warp. There was nothing left of the geth but smouldering scrap. After months of fighting together, their squad was a well oiled machine.

"How we looking Tali?" Jane asked.

"The turrets are keeping the geth from catching up, but they're moving as fast as we are," she said, fingers blurring over her omni-tool. "We need to keep moving or we'll be pinned."

"I've got point," Ash said, as she stepped up to lead the way.

Ever since Kaidan's death, she had been stepping up to take the riskier roles more often, and Jane hadn't had a spare moment to talk to her about it. As they closed in on Saren was not the time, however, and Wrex was close on her heels. They fell into order, leapfrogging from cover to cover. They had been ambushed by too many geth to fall for their tricks any more.

"How's the burn, Liara?" Jane asked.

"Bearable," Liara said. She kept her submachine gun steady with one hand, as the other retrieved a tube from her belt and slotted it into her mask. The sound of her slurping down the nutripaste came over the comms for a brief moment before it was filtered.

Sound was muted, on the outside of the structure they climbed, but they could still hear faintly. The sound of geth plasma as their pursuers fought past the turrets they hacked and left in the wake was ever present, but this time there was something different.

"More plasma, but…" Garrus said. "It's coming from up ahead?"

"C-Sec holdout?" Wrex asked, as he moved up to the next cover. His bass tone was doubtful.

The squad emerged into an open patch of steel. It would have been perfect for an ambush, either bottling them up in the lane they had come from, or forcing them to run across open ground to reach the next good cover, but the only geth to be seen were already dead, many smashed to pieces or even cut in half.

"Is that a human?" Garrus demanded. He looked down his scope, painting a target for the squad HUD.

Not that they needed the marking. The blond man was impossible to miss, given his red cape and archaic armour, not to mention the axe he had just used to cleave a Geth Colossus in twain. There was also the complete lack of breathing apparatus. He looked half cooked, what had once been a respectable beard half burnt off.

The bizarre figure must have noticed them, because he turned and began to wave, mouthing exaggeratedly at them with a smile.

"What the fuck," Ash said.

Jane was glad Ash had spoken, because she didn't have a fucking clue either.



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What If? - Sufficiently Advanced Percussive Maintenance 3
Wrapping her head around the whatever-the-fuck of the sight could wait until there was no longer a Reaper perched on the Citadel Tower. "Advance to cover," Jane ordered, and they moved as one, every one of them positioned to support two others should an attack come.

The blond oddity awaited them, unconcerned about standing in the open next to the remains of the bisected Colossus. He continued to speak to them in exaggerated fashion, miming words in the vacuum. Bits of burnt beard and hair drifted loose as he gestured, reenacting something with his axe and pointing at the geth corpses he had scattered about. His face looked like someone who had stayed out in the sun for too long.

Shepard and her squad hustled past him and ducked into cover, taking up positions around what looked like a small comms tower. For now, there were no geth in sight ahead, which meant they likely waited in ambush. "Tali?"

"Pursuit has stopped their advance," she said, not looking up from her omni-tool. "They've cleared the defences we left, but that's all. They're just waiting." She began to take control of the turrets and other defences in the area.

Jane pushed back the familiar recrimination at dragging someone as young as Tali into this mess, and nodded. "Wrex, watch the front. Ash, rear. Garrus, up that tower. Liara, with me." Her squad were quick to follow orders, Garrus scrambling up the tower for a sniper's perch easily.

The blond had started not quite pouting when they had pushed past him to get into cover, but he brightened as Jane and Liara approached him. He had apparently realised that he was getting nowhere with the attempted lipreading, and had resorted to charades, making large chopping gestures with his axe - that apparently had a wooden haft of all things - and pointing up at Sovereign.

"Do you think he means to attack the Reaper with his melee weapon?" Liara asked.

"He did it to the geth," Jane said, stowing her rifle. She took an emergency bag mask from a compartment on her hip and handed it to the man. It wasn't exactly combat rated, meant more for civilians or to evac someone when their helmet was compromised, but it would do.

The man took the mask and unfolded it, only taking a moment to understand how the soft device worked. As soon as he had the clear mask tightened around his neck, he took a breath. The whole thing gave his head an unfortunate bulbous look.

"Who are you?" Shepard asked. They had already delayed too long, and the ceased pursuit was itching at her mind.

"I am Thor Odinson, of Asgard," the man said, the mask comms automatically connecting to her suit's. He was standing proud, as if waiting for recognition.

Jane would unpack that later. "Are you combat capable?"

"It will take more than a paltry beam of light to wound me," Thor said.

"You don't mean that your craft survived the Reaper's energy weapon," Liara said.

"I was in it for mere heartbeats," Thor dismissed, as if he hadn't survived even a glancing blow from a weapon that had taken down cruisers with ease.

"Was your craft of Prothean make?" Liara asked, trying to make sense of things.

"We don't have time for this," Jane said, giving Liara a quick apologetic look. "If we don't make it to the Council Chambers and stop Saren, everyone on this station will die, and the galaxy will follow."

"Then I will fight with you," Thor said. The solemn declaration was slightly ruined by his red face and burnt beard.

"Stay behind us as we work through the geth," Jane said, eager to be going. "You can fight, but you don't know how my squad fights."

Thor was shaking his head. "You strike this villain Saren, I will take the fight to the beast overhead. They are clearly working together."

An N7 wasn't often surprised, but Jane's thoughts stuttered for a moment. "You're a man with an axe."

"No," he said, "I am Thor." Sparks danced across his shoulders, and his axe hummed as he set it on his shoulder.

"It's a living starship, here to wipe out sapient life," Liara said. "How do you intend to fight it?"

"I've killed bigger," Thor said.

"Really?!"

"Well no, but the theory is the same," Thor admitted.

Sovereign chose that moment to scream into the void, its bellow heard in their skulls.

Thor whirled to face the Reaper. "I've got your inevitability right here you overgrown metal squid!" he roared back, grabbing at his crotch. He turned back to them. "Apologies, but sometimes you need to lower yourself to their level to make yourself understood."

"Shepard, incoming!" Garrus called down, looking 'up' through his scope.

"Time's up. We need to move," Jane said, putting what she had just seen out of her head. "Follow us or don't, but if you stay here you're about to have geth crawling down your throat."

Thor looked upwards, taking in the shining dots that the Reaper had cast off. They were rapidly growing closer; geth curled up as they did for orbital insertion. "Bring down your foe," he said, raising his axe high. "I will prevent any interference." He shot upwards, as fast as any shuttle, heading straight for the descending geth.

"I, what?" Liara said.

"Deal with flying Norse gods later," Jane said. Whatever he was, he was already out of range of their comms, and she could see lightning flashing hundreds of metres overhead. She detached her rifle from her back and let it unfold, turning back to the path. "We've almost reached Saren."

X

Thor was reminded of the Battle of New York as he guided his power from geth to geth, turning their controlled descent into tumbling debris, Stormbreaker raised high. Destroying the troops sent to intercept the Shepard woman was almost an afterthought, his eyes fixed on the 'Reaper' ahead. An appendage was raised towards him, red light gathering at its tip, but this time it would be too slow. The storm enveloped him as he drew forth every scrap of power he could, and then, impact.

It was strong, stronger than Thanos' troop transports, and his mighty blow was resisted. His vision spun, and he found himself in a man shaped crater he had formed in the beast's metal flesh. His axe was still in his hand, and he shook his head, casting off the dizziness that came with headbutting the damned thing.

It would take more than that to stop him. He floated to his feet and Stormbreaker fell, again and again as Thor carved his way deeper into the skin of the living ship, and the beast roared its displeasure. Sharp phantasmal fingers seemed to drive into his very mind, but he only increased his furious assault, a storm growing around him. Deeper he cut into the Reaper's armoured skin, and the bolts that surrounded him left the crater he was digging glowing cherry red. He began to laugh, his tempo increasing. He cast off his despair with every strike, shedding years of depressed miasma. Here was a foe he could unleash himself upon, here was a beast to slay that sagas could be sung about.

His axe smote another mighty blow, but this time the armour yielded, giving way to softer innards rather than deflecting it. Thor wrenched his weapon free, already pressing forward to wreak havoc on the Reaper's insides, but it was not to be. Something hissed and spat, and then an explosion erupted from within. He was thrown back, away from the beast and into the void. He would have taken a breath as he tumbled end over end, but the mask he had been given was long reduced to slag. Red light gathered at the edge of his vision, and he prepared to endure another scorching blow - but the attack was not aimed at him.

The station had begun to open, petal-like, revealing stars and nebula clouds beyond the harsh lights and metal shell. Through the gaps streamed ships, arcing about to surround the Reaper, glowing projectiles and missiles slicing through space to collide uselessly with their target. In return, they were swatted contemptuously from the sky with a single stream of red light. More ships came, filling the sky, but the Reaper was undeterred, each limb it could spare rising to point at a target. Red light lanced out, and ships burned, no hope of survival for their crews.

Thor gathered himself, preparing to rejoin the battle, but a ship caught his eye as it buzzed past him, slowly only briefly. It was sleek, black and white, and reminded him of a Midgardian orca on the prowl. NORMANDY ran down its side, and it dipped its wing as it passed, before shooting towards the Reaper, already loosing missiles of its own.

With such courage on display from those who would surely perish at the slightest of blows, Thor could not shame himself by doing anything less. Lightning surged, and he shot towards his foe, Stormbreaker raised overhead in both hands. He gave a soundless roar.

For Asgard.

X

On the bridge of the flagship of the Alliance's Fifth Fleet, Admiral Steven Hackett leaned forward in his chair, eyes fixed on a display before him. "Helmsman, am I seeing this correctly?"

"...cyberwarfare suits report no malicious code, sir," the helmsman answered after a moment.

Hackett took a moment to absorb the answer. "All ships, concentrate fire away from the anomaly if possible." His orders were heard and relayed, fire easing from the side where the blond human was flying towards. He watched as the man collided with a flash of light, the force of the blow staggering Sovereign.

"Designation, sir?" the targeting officer asked.

"Codename-" he hesitated, but only for a moment, the image of a man covered in lightning and bearing an axe in the void of space seared into his mind. "-Thor."

X

When Sovereign finally fell, it was only after it had reaped a bloody harvest from the ships that dared to confront it. Thousands were dead, and billions of credits were ash, but the Destiny Ascension had survived. There was some contention as to who deserved credit for the killing blow - was it the Fifth Fleet, who had poured enough munitions into the dreadnought to kill a fleet? The Normandy, for coring the ship? Some with the clearance to know argued that it was Shepard, who had caused some sort of blowback when she killed the Saren creature, taking down its shields.

Amongst the Alliance, there was a popular rumour going around, little believed but happily told, that said one of their gods was responsible for the kill. A poor resolution omni-tool grab, barely 4k, showed a man hurtling through space with an axe, screaming his defiance. Though popular, and shared amongst many as a meme, there was little doubt that that was all it was.

The AIS worked hard to ensure it.

X

A full cycle after she had been forced to flee her workplace under fire from the geth, Elara Sarsi, junior barista, found herself back at work, scrubbing at scorch marks. C-Sec had been quick to scour the Presidium of wreckage and tech, quickly restoring the heart of the government to working order. Elara just wished they'd done a little bit of normal scouring too, as she worked at what she was pretty sure was all that was left of the first geth to try to kill her. The batteries of her sonic tool were almost dry, again, but at least she didn't have to resort to soap and sponge.

Her omni-tool chimed lowly, alerting her to a customer entering the open air premise. She swore internally as she got to her feet; if this was another aide or intern demanding quick service, she was going to bounce them like she'd bounced that geth she swore on the Godd–

It was not another aide or intern. Whether it was better or worse she wasn't sure, because even with his long hair cut and his beard trimmed, she couldn't fail to recognise the one who had saved her life.

"Greetings Elara!" Thor said, stopping before her. "I have come for coffee, as I promised." He almost bounced on his feet, beaming at her.

Elara found herself returning the infectious smile. "Same as last time?" He nodded, and she made her way behind the counter to get started on making the best damn cup of coffee the Citadel had ever seen.
 
Meet The Neighbours
Mammoth for dinner, mammoth for breakfast, mammoth for brunch, lunch, and tea. Thor was beginning to regret finding such a bounty, even if Trumpetter was proving to be a boon companion. In the three days since his arrival, the nameless village had been cleaned and repaired in the wake of the raid, burnt out husks salvaged of what wood they could, and shelter found for all. No longer did they have to gather in the longhouse, huddling for warmth and security. They could even stoke their fires as high as they liked, after Thor had toppled one of the gigantic trees from the nearby forest and dragged it back for the villagers to swarm over. The longship that had carried their attackers so far east into the mountains had been looted for all it was worth and dragged ashore so it could be burnt in full, serving as a pyre for fallen family. The raiders had received no such farewell, merely carried further away from the village, stripped of valuables, and left for carrion.

On the fourth day, a messenger was sent to Thor, carried by the young boy with a now fading bruise on his face.

"God of Thunder," the boy said, puffing slightly as he came to a stop. "Helka says the woman from the longship, she woke up."

"Thank you, little one," Thor said, turning from the ditch he was digging. He wore only trousers, finding the clear day pleasantly cool. "Now show me your fist."

The boy made a fist, putting on a ferocious scowl.

"Very good. How is Trumpetter doing?"

"Astrid and Elsa won't let anyone else ride him," the boy said, pouting now.

"You must remind them to share, Brandt," Thor said. "And give Trumpetter a break, if he wants it."

"Trumpetter never gets tired," Brandt insisted. "I'll tell them you said they had to get off." He ran off before Thor could say anything else.

Thor hummed to himself as he drained a waterskin, taking in his work. The ditch had nearly circled the village on one side of the river, and soon they would begin erecting the wall.

"Godly one," a soft voice murmured, growing near.

"Aslaug," Thor said.

She handed over a fresh skin, taking the empty one from him. She had been nearby for most of the day, ostensibly aiding all those on digging detail with him, but conveniently nearby whenever he needed something.

"Are you taking a break? Is there anything you need?" Aslaug asked, eyes flitting over his bare torso.

"I go to see Helka," Thor said. "The woman we rescued from the Aeslings has woken."

Aslaug bit her lip, concern on her face. "Is Helka alone with her? The Aeslings are not above fighting amongst themselves."

"Her apprentices are with her," Thor said, "and a healer has many options for subduing rowdy patients." He took a slower pull of the waterskin she had given him.

"As you say, Lord Thor," Aslaug said. Her hair seemed to shine in the sunlight, and her cheeks were flushed with the cold.

"Thank you for the water," Thor said, as he squinted back down the line of the ditch, trying to see if a pair of women needed separating or were just horsing around. He reached out blindly to pat her on the shoulder, but found himself with a hand full of hair. Rather than retract his hand, he patted her on the head twice more, pretending he had meant to do so all along.

Aslaug flushed pinker, wriggling her shoulders slightly. She bit her lip again, but this time there was something different about it, and Thor quickly made his escape, leaving behind the awkward situation before it could grow any worse.

Most of the villagers were busy with some task or another, but given that it wasn't safe to leave the village with anything less than an armed party or Thor at their side, these tasks were all inside the village. Elders still determined to be of use, women who had stayed behind while their husbands went to war, younglings on the verge of adulthood but not there yet - all acknowledged him as he passed through on his way to Helka's home, and he did the same in turn. Some of the wariness that had come from their introduction to him had fallen away, and Wolfric's new attitude towards him had helped as well, even if some still lingered.

Helka's home was on the edge of the village, on the north eastern end by the river. Strange smells sometimes came from it, and most of the villagers avoided it unless in need for that reason. A wreath of herbs hung above the door.

Thor knocked, and waited.

"Yes boy? What did he say?" Helka's voice called out, scratchy and tired.

"He said he would come immediately," Thor said.

There was a clatter and some quick movement, before the door was opened, revealing Helka. Her hair was as grey as it ever was.

"Godly one," Helka said. "Hadn't expected you so quick."

"I heard our guest had woken."

"Aye," Helka said. "Be welcome, come in." She stepped back, returning to whatever task she had been at before his arrival.

Thor entered, and saw that Helka and her guest were not the only ones inside. One of her young apprentices was present, dabbing at the face of said guest with a damp cloth as she lay tucked into a bed on the other side of the room. At his entrance, the woman in the bed looked over to him, meeting his eyes, and he paused for a moment. There was hate within them, deep wells of hate and loathing, but he was not the target, and she looked away. When he had pulled her from the longship, he had thought her hair merely stained with blood, but as she had been cleaned of the filth that had clung to her, it was clear the dark red was her natural colour.

He approached the bed, keeping his hands visible.

"How do you fare?" he asked of the woman. The cuts and wounds she had borne had been seen to, now scabbed over and starting to heal.

"I am recovering," the woman said. Her voice was low, but hard. "Your wise woman told me what happened."

"Do you need anything?"

"The skull that was with me, what happened to it?"

"I buried it, in a bend by the river downstream," Thor said, watching her closely as she closed her eyes and let out the barest of sighs. "I did not know if it belonged to one you cherished, or hated."

The woman opened her eyes again, and for a moment there was a glimmer of a tear, but then it was gone. It was surely a trick of the light that shone in through the window by the bed."I thank you for getting him off that ship," she said.

Thor nodded slowly. "I am the enemy of any and all who would commit such deeds."

"I would that you had spared them, so I could watch the light fade from their eyes with my own, by my own hands," the woman said. Despite her words, her tone was flat, and she lay still in the bed.

Helka clucked her tongue at her apprentice, and tossed her head towards another corner of the room. The girl, almost a woman, was quick to catch on, and hurried to fetch another chair from there, taking it from a table full of reagents. She placed it for Thor to use, and returned to her task, smoothing her coarse dress as she sat.

"What is your name?" Thor asked the patient, taking a seat with a nod of thanks.

"I am Tyra," she said, "of Vinteerholm." Green eyes watched him, ignoring the girl tending to her. "But we never heard of one such as you."

"I'm new," Thor said. "Just arrived, trying to make a good impression on the neighbours, you know how it is."

"Your neighbours are dead or Aeslings," Tyra said bluntly.

"Vinteerholm was taken?" Helka asked.

"Where do you think that ship came from?" Tyra answered. "The Aeslings took it, and are using it as a base to raid further."

"This bodes ill," Helka rasped. "They will offer us all to the Hound if they can."

"No one shall be offered to anyone," Thor said, a simple statement of fact.

Tyra sought to sit up, though she needed aid from the apprentice and a pillow. "You have quarrel with the Aeslings." There was life in her voice now.

"I have several reasons to dislike them, yes," Thor said.

"Driving such filth from our lands would earn you much renown," Tyra said. "Many would flock to such a banner." Her words lacked subtlety, but none was intended.

"I would indeed enjoy driving such men away with their tails between their legs," Thor said. He stroked his beard, considering. "Where else do they raid?"

"Whatever hamlets and villages they can reach," Tyra said. "They husband their strength in my home. A cunning strike could rob them of much of their strength. You would not need many." Her words came faster now, eager to convince him.

"I would not need any," Thor said. "But while I could strike Vinteerholm and slay all enemies within, any outside would flee like rats, free to raid as they did."

Tyra held her tongue, but her doubt was plain upon her face.

Thor chuckled. "How many live in Vinteerholm?"

"Five thousand, when it swells during the worst winters," Tyra said. She forced herself up further, one muscled arm trembling as she used it to support herself, and the blanket slipped from her, revealing a bandaged torso. She swung her bare legs out of the bed, and pulled the blanket further over her lap, hiding scars.

"How many Aeslings lurk there?"

"No more than three hundred," she said. "But not all will be there when you strike. Some will be out raiding, like those - like the ones that you killed here." She held back a shiver by force of will.

"What of a map of the local lands?" Thor asked. "If I would slay these foes, I would know to where they flee."

"That is a richer prize than any settlement near here would have, and I know only my own home," Tyra said, grudgingly.

"Say we drive them from you home," Thor said, "how do we ensure they never return? Where do we strike next?"

Tyra laughed, but it was a hollow thing. "You kill, and kill, and you keep killing until even the Lord of Murder has almost had his fill. But they would likely flee to Skraevold, unless they have sacked more settlements between here and there, not simply passed them."

Thor rested his hands on his belly, drumming his fingers, considering. He glanced at the apprentice, sitting by the bedside with cloth in hand now that Tyra was focused on him. "Young apprentice," he said, drawing her attention, "would you mind taking care of that thing you needed to do with your master? On the other side of the room?"

The girl was again quick on the uptake, leaving to stand by her teacher, giving Thor and Tyra the illusion of privacy.

"Do you have surviving family?" he asked quietly.

Tyra's face went back to the same flatness it had held at the start of their conversation. "None."

"Is there anyone to be saved?"

"Many. These are raiders, not dogs who bathe in blood for its own sake," Tyra said. "They come from the north, but not that far north."

"If you cannot save your family, then I shall help you avenge them," Thor said. "On my oath, be done."

Tyra looked him over, taking in his shirtless form, and the dirt on his hands. There was power hidden in his body to be sure, but he looked like a farmer, not a great warrior. "The wise woman tells me you are a great warrior. If you will walk beside me as I take my vengeance, I will be glad for it."

He nodded. "You must rest," he said, rising to his feet. "Regain your strength. I must speak with the people, and tell them of what has happened."

Tyra accepted his words, and eased the iron grip she held on herself, almost falling back into the bed. The apprentice hurried over, easing her in and covering her once more with the blanket.

Clenching his jaw, Thor looked away. He had almost forgotten the savagery of the more base forms of war. The contests of champions that the Avengers so often fought in had taken him away from it. He had forgotten the sentient costs.

A hand darted out to seize his wrist in an iron grip. "They didn't rape me," Tyra said, bubbling fury in her gaze. "I bit the cock off the only one to try. I'm not weak." She bared her teeth at him. They were almost sharp.

Gently, Thor pried her grip from him, and laid her hand on her chest. He smoothed sweat slick hair back from her forehead. "Rest."

Tyra fell back, only able to keep one eye open, and she stared at him through it, watching as he left the healer's hut. She surrendered to sleep shortly after.

X

The longhouse was host to a gathering of elders. Given the state of the village, that meant over half its inhabitants.

Thor sat in the chieftain's chair, still no more comfortable with it than he had ever been as the supposed King of Asgard. There had been talk of turning the manticore he had slain into a trophy to bracket the chair, but the last woman with the skill had been slain during the raid, and her sons had gone out to fight and were yet to return, leaving the corpse to be burnt away from the village. The topic today was not on how to honour the one to save them from death or worse, but on what the presence of Aeslings in Vinteerholm meant for them.

"If they're in Vinteerholm, they could have come up the Tobol for all we know," one grizzled grandfather was arguing. The elders were all sat at the tables closest to the thr-the chieftain's chair.

"Through Kislev?" a tiny but fierce grandmother said, derisive.

"You think they dragged their ships through Troll Country?" he shot back. "Past Vinnskor, and Jottenheim?"

"It does not matter how they got to Vinteerholm," Wolfric said. He did not raise his voice, but he was heard all the same. "It only matters that they are there, and that they used it to raid us."

"Our warriors are all gone to war," another grandfather said. "We don't have the strength to force them out."

There was a pause, as many looked to Thor.

"I do not care to let such raiders live," Thor said, "but there are many ways to bait a bilgesnipe." Movement caught his eye, and he realised that a pair of small eavesdroppers were listening in, crouched under one of the far tables. He caught Elsa and Astrid's eyes for a brief moment, before looking away. "I could strike at Vinteerholm directly, and slay the raiders there, or I could lay in wait for them as they ventured out, picking them off."

"If you took Vinteerholm, the others would flee and slink away like the rats," the fierce grandmother said.

"If you struck as they left, they might fortify and wait," another old man said.

"There are three other villages that are in easy striking distance from Vinteerholm," Wolfric said. He spoke to the group, but he was watching Thor. "If they hit us, they have hit them."

"I will see to the other villages first," Thor said. "Are they fortified?"

Wolfric shook his head, but he held his head high as he answered you. "Much like our own home. Some few hundred, no walls. The closest to Vinteerholm by river is to the south, the next to the west, and the furthest to the north. We are the third most distant."

Thor grimaced. The odds were good that they had been hit already. "Once I ensure their safety, I will strike Vinteerholm. If I am quick, they will not know of their danger," he said.

"If they do?" an elder asked. "The storm comes for all, not just the foe."

"I will give them a choice," Thor said. "The lives of the townsfolk in return for their own."

There was some grumbling, but none argued. No option was perfect.

"If Vinteerholm is razed, the coming winter will be lean," someone said. "We rely on them for trade."

"I have taken responsibility for you," Thor said. "I will not allow you to starve."

"Your will, Lord Thor." The words were not said by all, but more than a few. He felt buoyed by their faith in him in a way he couldn't quite explain.

"Will you go alone?" Wolfric asked. "I am the last warrior here, and I am…lessened." The words seemed to pain him.

"I will," Thor said. "The skies grow cold in a way that humans find unpleasant, and it is there that I move swiftest."

Wolfric nodded once, accepting his words, but he wasn't done.

"Nor would I leave this village without protection," he said. "A warrior is needed to defend it." He said it expectantly, staring at the man who believed in him.

"Then a warrior it will have," Wolfric said, though there was a grim set to his jaw.

"From what I have seen, you will not be alone to take up arms," he added, glancing at the small but fierce grandmother.

She cackled. "My daughter would go to war with you if you asked, God of Thunder."

"This isn't war," Thor said. "This is pest control."

"When will you leave, godly one?" a particularly venerable old man asked.

"Today," Thor said. He cast his eye around the longhouse, taking in the torches and the two eavesdroppers still hiding underneath the table.

"Then we will eat, and speed you on your way," Wolfric said, glancing at an old woman; it was the one who had asked Thor to take the chieftain's room when he first arrived. She gave him a nod.

"Oh, mammoth," Thor said, trying to show some enthusiasm. "My favourite."

The impromptu council began to dissolve. They would feast to send their protector on his way, and drink to his health. The Aeslings would know the might of Thor.

X x X

He ventured south first, making for the village most at risk from the raiders that had made Vinteerholm their own. Untamed mountains and primaeval forests passed beneath him, and the wind whistled through his hair. The air was cold enough to leave a mortal frozen, but he had ventured into the depths of Jotunheim.

No craft of the local mortals could match his speed, and Thor focused as he caught sight of sunlight glimmering on the river he sought. It was another fork of the river that Wolfric's village lay upon, and the village he flew to check on was likewise built by it. He dropped low, scarce metres above the water, eyes peeled for his target. A spray was kicked up in his wake, and a curious moose looked up at his passing, but he was already gone.

He came to a stop when he found the southern village, rising up to look down on it from just above the roofline. Stormbreaker warmed in his hand, as he inspected the land with a frown. It was not as he had feared, or even as he had hoped.

The village had been visited by raiders, that was for certain, as the granary had been burnt and the doors of the longhouse broken open, snow blowing freely inside. What was not present were signs of battle, or the corpses of the slain. There were not even piles of slaughtered livestock. A possibility occurred to Thor, and he was hopeful.

Muffled cursing caught his ear, and his gaze snapped towards it. From one of the houses a figure emerged, a bulging sack carried over one shoulder. It was an unkempt mess of a man, axe at his hip and a swelling black eye. A raider.

The Aesling froze as he saw Thor, floating in the sky above the village he was looting. For a moment, the two stared at each other. Then, the raider's hand blurred for his axe.

Thor was faster. Lightning flashed, and the raider dropped, smoking.

The thunderer waited, but there were no cries of alarm, no calls to arms. There were no more raiders here, and no villagers either. They had clearly escaped before their coming, but he had no time to track them down. There were still two more villages to check on, to the west and to the north. If the fates were kind, he would find similar scenes there, though he still he worried.

He took to the skies once more, disappearing as quickly as he had come.

X

Thor landed in the centre of the village to the west, his visage grim. It was as he feared.

Ash and rubble. Little beyond long burnt out husks remained, the well poisoned and long furrows of what had once been winter crops made a dumping ground for corpses. The ground had been watered with the blood of children and elders, and he bore witness to their bodies, piled like so much refuse. There were no young men and women to be seen, however - whether because they were somewhere off fighting, as in Wolfric's village, or because they were taken, he couldn't say. He turned away from the terrible sight.

His boot knocked against something hidden under the snow, and he paused, leaning down to pick it up. Blood and mud marred the small object, and he cleaned it with snow, revealing a small wooden carving of some kind of big cat. It was the kind of token a parent would make for a child. Briefly, he considered placing it amongst the carnage, where its owner must surely lay, but the idea sat ill with him, and he tucked it into his pocket.

To reach the village he had first saved required raiders to pass this one, but he did not think the ones responsible for this atrocity were those he had already slain. From the sky, he had seen a fork in the river, and another village was said to lay at the end of the northern passage. If he was quick, and fortunate…

Stormbreaker thrummed in his hand, and he took to the skies once more, leaving the razed village behind. If he had anything to say about it, there would not be another.

North he flew, passing by the eastern fork of the river that led back to 'his' village with only a glance. In minutes he covered ground that would have taken mortals hours, hair and beard whipping in the wind.

In time, he grew close to his goal. He knew this because of the rising smoke he could see, and his grip on Stormbreaker tightened. The clouds overhead darkened, and he bent more of his focus upon his speed, hoping he was not again too late.

The village had not fallen, not yet. He dropped altitude, falling low enough to see details of the scene. The smoke came not from the village, but from an enormous bonfire that had been lit outside its wooden palisade. A swarm of warriors were gathered around it, drinking and cheering. They looked more like a rowdy party than the raiders they were, in sharp contrast to the grim and haggard faces that Thor could see behind the walls. A longship was nearby, staked to the riverbank, and a few guards were on it. There was an iron grate on its deck, and through it, his keen eyes could just make out a huddled mass of bodies.

One of the raiders was shouting at the village, standing before the gates. Whatever he said, the gates began to open, and an old greybeard stepped through. He was armoured in steel, and his bare arms were thickly corded with muscle. He carried a double headed axe like it was a hatchet, and he bellowed something back at the raiders, but it spurred only laughter from them. The challenger and the old man began to circle, and Thor knew it was time to intervene.

The greybeard was strong, and as Thor watched he spilled the guts of his challenger over the snow. Another man was already stepping up, but he trusted in the warrior to survive. He had others to save first.

Like the Midgardian heroine Mary Poppins, Thor descended from the sky, landing on the deck of the longship with nary a sound. The few guards were completely occupied by the fight by the village, cursing and insulting the greybeard and their fallen fellows with great cheer, as the warrior cut another one down. They had time to wonder at what had caused the creaking of a deck plank, before Stormbreaker severed their heads from their bodies with a single blow. Thor stepped out of the way of the arterial spray, already making for the stairs that led below.

The longship lacked the foul feeling of the other he had come across, but it was just as large. He made straight for the underdeck where the oarsmen usually worked, currently repurposed to hold prisoners. It was dark and cold, only a single source of light to be seen.

Thor ghosted up behind the Aesling who was looking over at the thirty or so prisoners, much in the way a farmer might inspect their cattle. He was leering at a young woman in a torn dress, the blonde near snarling back up at him, even as her fellows clutched at her, though it seemed more to stop her from lunging at him than to protect her. Their ankles bore iron manacles, and chains connected them.

Most were women, but there were some men too, and some saw him approach from the darkness. He gave them a reassuring smile, and held a finger to his lips as he came to a stop almost directly behind the raider. He breathed lightly on the back of the man's neck.

The raider shivered, confusion clear in his frame, and he turned with a question on his lips. "Wha-"

"Boo," Thor said.

He was rewarded with a shriek, and he buried his fist in the man's gut, cutting it off and knocking him back into the crowd of prisoners. It was like watching a side of beef be dropped to piranhas; as one they swarmed the man, biting and scratching and hitting. Manacle chains were wrapped around his neck and pulled tight. A dagger at his belt was pulled free and driven into every bit of flesh the wielder could reach. He did not survive for long.

Thor grabbed the corpse and hurled it off to the side. "I am Thor," he said. "Are you ready to take your vengeance on those who wronged you?"

"Free us," the blonde woman demanded. The bloody knife she had seized was still held tightly in one hand, and the rags she wore, already filthy, had only become bloodier.

He freed her first, taking the manacles in hand and tearing them apart like they were made of foam. The blonde woman wasted no time in rushing off, heading for the lower deck. If this ship was anything like the other he had boarded, that was where the armoury was. He worked quickly, following the chain from person to person and breaking their bonds. Every man or woman that could stand was quick to go below, and he could hear rummaging and cursing as the armoury was looted.

There was one young man with a broken leg, and Thor took the arm of the one he freed after them. "Fetch a blanket for this one," he said, "and perhaps a crossbow. He shall have a fine view from the deck as we slaughter the Aeslings." Both men bared their teeth in response, and the less injured one hurried off to do so.

By the time he was done, every prisoner had armed themselves, and had at least a few bits of armour. They waited by the stairs, expectation in their eyes. Many were bruised or bore days old wounds, and they stank horribly, but there was a fire to them, a hunger.

"The Aeslings drink and carouse out there," Thor told them. "They think themselves safe, that they cannot be challenged. Is that so?"

"No," came the answer from dozens of throats, scratchy and dry from disuse.

"They think themselves great warriors, raiders without compare. Is that so?"

"No," came the growls, louder now.

"They think their god will shield them from your wrath. Is that so?"

"No!" they hissed, eager for vengeance.

"I am Thor, God of Thunder and protector of mankind," he said. "Will you do me the honour of fighting beside me as we cleanse their taint from the earth?"

There was a moment of stillness. Then the blonde woman began to bang the base of her spear against the deck, and like a wave the others followed, willing to follow the man who had freed them and given them their chance at vengeance. They did not believe, not truly, but they would follow, and that was enough.

Thunder rumbled and boomed overhead, loud enough for them to feel it in their bones. Then, they began to believe.

To the main deck he led them, and they spread along the side of the ship, making no effort to hide. Thor looked upon the raiders; the old man was still fighting, but no more did he dispatch his foes with ease, and he was conserving his strength. The sky roared again, making some of the raiders look up apprehensively, while others seemed to think it a sign of their god's favour, raising their arms, faces upturned, rapturous. He felt the urge to smite them for their presumption, but refrained. He had not freed these people only to steal their victory from them.

A gangplank ran from ship to bank, and Thor led the way down it. They spread out on the riverbank, drawing the eye of the Aeslings. One of them, almost as big as Thor, clad in metal and furs and a helm with horns rising from it, began to beat his men into some form of order, rousing them from the heady sense of unearned victory they had fallen into.

"Guard those beside you, for they will guard you in turn," Thor said, "and if you must die, you will not do so without taking three of them with you." He eyed the rough ranks of raiders across the snow covered field, the village behind them. There was perhaps eighty foemen, all armed and well armoured. He glanced at his own forces; they were not nearly so well equipped. He would have to draw the bulk of their attention himself.

"I'll kill five before I die," a young man to his left said.

"Ten for me," said a woman.

"I'm not going to die," the blonde woman said, eyes fixed on the enemy. "I'm going to put this spear up Reket's arse and out through his mouth."

Thor watched as, behind the foe and their bonfire, the greybeard buried his axe in the chest of his latest enemy, wrapping on the gates behind him. There was movement beyond the walls, and he let out a boisterous laugh. "If you do not hurry, I will kill them all before you can wet your blades!" He began a slow walk towards them, and the thunder overhead began to pick up, sounding with every footstep. His eyes began to glow.

The raiders began to look nervous now, those who had been so sure that the thunder was a sign in their favour clearly having second thoughts. As Thor and his warriors began to move faster, so too did the thunder, each boom flowing into the next. The Aeslings attempted to scream their defiance, but they were drowned out. Thor began to charge, and the thunder was ceaseless, a single unending roar that seemed to shake the very earth.

The virtues of the Aeslings were little, but at the least they did not break and flee in the face of what bore down upon them. Their enraged victims, chains broken and intent on bloody vengeance, were as an avalanche, and the immense warrior with hair of gold at their head did not help matters. It was only when the man began to spark with lightning to match the thunder overhead as he leapt into the sky to crash into them from above that some of them began to question the choices that had brought them here.

Thor crashed into their ranks and lightning came with him, destroying whatever cohesion their frontline had held. Men were swept aside with each swing of his axe, thrown into their air contemptuously. If they were lucky they were merely broken, caught by the blunt side of Stormbreaker, but if they were not they were in pieces, spraying their comrades with blood. All gained intimate knowledge of the crafts of Nidavellir.

The raiders' victims hit them a heartbeat later, shredding the disorganised line. One woman headbutted a raider, sending him staggering and tearing his throat open with her daggers in the opening it gave her. Bright red blood sprayed her in the face, and her teeth seemed to shine as she bared them, already lunging for another kill.

Behind the foes, the gates of the village opened, and the defenders spilled forth, the old axeman at their head. They charged in silence, and took the raiders by complete surprise as they hit them in the rear, cutting them down in swathes.

There was a change in the air; the battle was already lost for the Aeslings, and they could sense it. Not a man amongst them begged for mercy or tried to lay down their arms, and not a single Baersonling asked for it. The ground became a mire of mud and blood, carpeted in corpses as the raiders were chewed up and spat out.

They did not go quietly, and there was only so much Thor, or the greybeard with the axe could do to draw their attention. Some defenders fell, killed where they stood or so wounded that their fellows had to drag them out of the fight. Thor saw as a young man was slashed across the arm, his sword dropped from nerveless fingers, and he had enough. Lightning struck in a ring around the Aeslings, forming a wall. Those raiders unlucky enough to be standing where the wall was made were struck dead, their corpses left smoking. The lightning left afterimages in the eyes of all who beheld it as it faded away, and the constant thunder overhead with it.

The remaining Aeslings drew back in the sudden silence, cowed by the display of power. They were pinned against the bonfire they had lit to entertain themselves while they played with their prey, so sure of their supremacy. Now it would be their pyre.

"I would let one of you keep your wretched lives, so to spread the tale of what comes for raiders in these lands," Thor said, "but I do not think these good people care to spare even that."

From the middle of the compressed pack of foes, one man forced his way to the front. It was the leader, the horns on his helm bloody and his spear wet with blood.

"Reket," the blonde woman hissed from Thor's side. Her spear had broken, and she wielded half in each hand. She had picked up a cut across the bridge of her nose, and it bled sluggishly.

"Your magiks betray your weak will, and your girth the softness of your hall!" the raider captain shouted. "I dedicate this battle and your death to the Hound and take your skull for his throne."

A sliver of a presence was felt, hungry for blood and death. It was only barely noticeable, so well did it blend in with the carnage of the field.

Thor ignored it, focusing on the matter at hand. "Well, I dedicate this battle to me, and I'll point and laugh when I beat you." He stepped forward, intent on ending the life of the miserable cur.

"God of Thunder!" the blonde woman said, interrupted the 'duel' before it could start. "Grant me this fight. Let me kill him."

Reket, the raider leader, threw his head back in a mocking laugh, but Thor turned his eye on the woman beside him. She was without armour, and stood barefoot in the slush, but her eyes were bright, fixed unerringly on Reket. She was still like a hunter, breathing evenly despite the fight.

"If you wish for this fight," Thor said slowly, "then you shall have it. What is your name?"

"I am Gunnhild," she said, meeting his eyes fearlessly.

He had learnt much from watching Steve, short though his years were, and part of being a good leader was positive reinforcement. "I may not be the god of victory," he said, "but I am the god of strength. Go and seize victory with my blessing."

Gunnhilde seemed to swell with his recognition, and she turned to face her enemy. There was a hunger on her face, an all consuming desire for Reket's death spelt out clearly. "Reket!" she shouted. "My name is Gunnhilde. You killed my sister. Now I will kill you."

Reket laughed again. "Your sister was a warrior worth remembering. I could not defeat her without killing her! You though, you were easy to capture. A shame you will die here, I had such plans for you." He turned to his men, bellowing. "Aeslings! We will kill this arrogant wizard, raze the village, and take the most comely for slaves! Who is with me?"

The Aeslings shouted and hollered in return, but there was a brittleness to it, and Reket knew it. He turned back to Gunnhild, and levelled his spear at her. It was an elaborate thing, with an angular head and a hunting dog etched in the metal.

The Baersonlings drew back, giving the fighters space, but the Aeslings were still pinned against the fire and had nowhere to go.

Reket lunged forward, hoping to catch Gunnhilde off guard, but it was not to be. She hopped to the right, light on her feet, and lashed out with the splintered end of the spear haft that she held in her left hand. It scraped uselessly against his chain, but the force of the blow drew a grunt from him. He spun his spear like a staff, forcing her to duck under its butt, and followed up with quick jabs, forcing her to duck and weave, parrying one with the head of her own spear to avoid being impaled. The thrusts continued, and she may have been overwhelmed, if not for the marauder slipping in the slush, nearly losing his balance.

Gunnhilde wasted no time, darting forward, her spear blade and splintered haft seeking shoulder and leg. Reket recovered quickly and spun his weapon, turning both blows away, and brought the head down on her heavily. She crossed her weapons, catching the blow in the cradle, but he leant into it, pressing his full weight down upon her. Despite his greater height and mass, she was holding, but for how long?

"You were always going to end up beneath me, Gunnhild," he snarled, breathing heavily into her face. "Unlucky for you it had to be this way."

"Hey Reket," she grunted out, straining against his wait. "Go fuck yourself." And she spat into his eye.

Reket flinched, unable to control his reaction, and Gunnhildedeliberately collapsed under him while he was blinded. He had no time to adjust his stance, and he fell onto the spear she had waiting for him. It entered his open mouth and exited through the base of his skull. He gurgled, trying to force himself up, but then he collapsed, and was still.

Gunnhilde pushed his body off herself with a heave, getting to her feet and sucking in a ragged breath. The sheen of his spear caught her eye, and she took it up, pointing it at the Aeslings. "My name is Gunnhilde. You killed my sister. I will kill you."

Battle erupted once more, but the fight had gone out of the raiders, and they were cut down without mercy, and though some defenders were injured grievously, none were slain. Short minutes of frenzied combat ensued, until the last marauder fell, clutching at his intestines. The fight was over, and the village was safe. Now came the aftermath.

The dead and the wounded had to be seen to, but there were many hands eager to speed the work, and for some reason no one wanted to see Thor doing any of it. Every time he made to throw an Aesling into their bonfire, or carry a Baersonling to a fresh patch of snow, someone else would step forward and take on the task themselves.

In normal times, he would have felt aggrieved by their apparent insistence that he stand around and do nothing - such was the domain of layabout princes without any idea of the responsibility they should have been shouldering - but on this day, he felt…different. With the victorious end of the battle came a feeling of lightness, like he could float off towards the mountains, and the mountains would move from his way. He could only recall feeling similarly on a few occasions of his long life; the first time his father had taken he and Loki out to hunt and he had speared a great beast, the moment he had risen after being struck down by the Destroyer, and upon feeling the heft of Mjolnir in his hand once more, proving himself worthy in front of his mother.

This though, this was different.

"So then," a deep voice said. It sounded like the shifting of mountains. "God of thunder and strength, wielding an axe and calling the lightning. You must be Tor."

Thor roused himself from his thoughts, turning to the one who addressed him. It was the old axeman, and there was an equally old shield maiden at his side. "It's pronounced 'Thor'," he said. "But yes, I am he."

The axeman scratched at a thick, but short cropped beard. His fingers were the size of sausages. "If you have not been struck down for the claim, I will not argue with you. I am Harad, and this is the light of my life, my wife Helena."

Unlike her broad husband, Helena was as a willow, silver hair that was likely once blonde braided close to her neck. She wore a shield, and had a sword at her hip. "You have our thanks," she said. "Harad could have killed them all, but he would have been wounded, and he doesn't need another scar to boast about."

Harad grumbled, but the hand he laid on her shoulder was gentle, and Thor was struck by a memory of his parents, in the times they weren't on display for the court.

"I have no doubt," Thor said. Around them, the work continued, and the stench of burning pork began to waft through the air. He snorted out through his nose. "Let us move away from the pyre."

Harad grunted an agreement, and the three of them stepped away, upwind.

"Is your village capable of hosting all these extra people?" Thor asked.

"For a few days, and then a few more if we strain," Helena said. "If you have coin to spare and a need to house them for longer, we might trade with Vinteerholm…" she trailed off as she saw Thor shaking his head.

"Vinteerholm is fallen. The Aeslings occupy it now. They have razed the village downstream, and tried to do the same for the one on the fork to the south," Thor said. "I have not yet checked on the village further south than that."

"You are taking responsibility for the protection of this area," Harad said, dark eyes observing.

"I have strength that many lack. It is my responsibility to use it wisely," Thor said.

The words seemed to strike a chord in Harad. "Yes…yes you do," he said, more to himself than to him. "I will have my people bring yours into the village, and we will talk more once we have rested."

"I thank you," Thor said. "Gunnhild!" he shouted, turning back to the work.

"Aye, God?" Gunnhilde answered. She was in the middle of impaling dead Aeslings with her new spear, and using it to hoist their corpses into the fire.

"Have someone retrieve the young man with the broken leg from the ship," he commanded. "Harad and Helena have invited us to share the hospitality of their longhall."

"Your will, God," Gunnhilde said. She began to give out orders, and Thor realised he had just appointed a deputy for all to hear.

"I should tell them to call me by name," he said, more to himself.

"You would have your followers call you so familiarly?" Helena asked.

"Well, 'god' or 'king' just gets awkward, you know?" Thor said.

"I don't," Harad said, but he sounded amused. "Come, join me in my hall. It is time to reassure the children, and boast of our victory."

Thor brightened, his already good mood improved even further. "Lead the way."

X

A long bed of embers smouldered in the centre of the longhall, and a row of tables ran along each side. They were full to bursting with people and food, Harad having broken open his larders for the evening, and Thor felt guilty at the thought of Wolfric and the others back at their damaged village, forced to eat mammoth meat yet again. The hall was full of good cheer, dark fates having been averted for both parties who had come together to celebrate the destruction of the Aesling party. Close as their villages had been, many knew each other, and they spoke and drank together as they did their best to turn their minds from the thought of friends and family that they would never share such things with again.

Harad sat in the chieftain's chair, holding court. It was carved from a single huge stump, and the skin of a bear had been draped over it so the head and paws framed his head. Helena sat at his right hand in a similar chair, but with a snow leopard instead of a bear.

Thor sat to Harad's left, making merry with the rest. At first, many of those whom he had rescued from the longship had looked ill upon him being given the lesser seat, even if it was Harad's hall, but he had shown no discontent and they had followed his lead. He looked over the hall, smiling as he saw Gunnhilde laughing as she slammed down her tankard, barely defeating the woman she was racing to the bottom. The spear she had claimed as spoils rested against a pillar behind her, within easy reach.

Conversations paused and heads turned as Harad rapped his knuckles against the table, the sound echoing loudly down the hall.

"We are victorious this night," he said, voice deep and smooth enough to be heard even without raising it. "And I saw many valorous deeds. Now is the time for the telling!" Many cheered, and more beat their fists or tankards against the table. "Halvar! Tell us of the shot I witnessed you take."

A young man, barely more than a boy, rose and began to speak. His voice cracked, but none called him on it. "I put an arrow through the eye of an Aesling about to cut one of us down as they ran for the walls. Eadric!"

Another man stood now. "I cut down two Aeslings with a single blow, and took not a scratch in the fighting! Alivia!"

"I dropped a rock on the head of a man trying to climb our walls, and it popped like a ripe berry! Val!"

Around and around it went, every boast being answered with cheers and recognition, no matter how great or small the deed - so long as it protected their village, the people cheered. Even those from the razed village were included, and eventually it reached Gunnhilde, and she stood slowly.

"I slew the man who destroyed my home and killed my sister," she said, and there was no cheering, for this was not a boast to cheer, only bowed heads. Then Gunnhilde started to grin. "Then I stole his weapon and killed the rest of his men! Thor, God of Thunder!"

The hall looked to him, anticipation in their eyes. What would a man who called themselves a god boast of?

Thor could have boasted of his feats of power or martial might, but that was not what he was proud of. "I broke chains," he said, looking out over the hall, "and gave the oppressed the chance to seize their freedom."

There was no cheering, only the drumming objects on the table. Taken together, it sounded like the rumbling of thunder. Those he had saved looked up to him with respect and awe. He did not seek devotion, but there were threads of that too, and he could feel a connection between himself and Gunnhilde as she stared at him intensely.

He did not know who to nominate next, but Helena caught his eye, and she flicked her gaze to her husband.

"Harad!"

Harad rose, leaning on the table before him. Thor could see him thinking, changing what he had been about to say. "I meant to give my life today, to kill as many raiders as were foolish enough to face me one at a time." His people listened as he spoke, nothing but respect in their bearings. It was obvious that this man had led them for many years, and well. "I did not have to, because of the one we know as Thor." He raised his tankard. "Skaal!"

"Skaal!" came the answer, and all mirrored him, and drank.

"The shadows grow, and it is near time to rest," Harad said. "I know my old bones are tired. My tables are open for as long as there is food upon them."

Many raised their tankards once more, and Harad accepted their thanks. Once their attentions had returned to the food, he turned to Thor. "Would you join me at my home?" he asked, quietly. "There is something we must discuss." Helena rose, joining her husband.

Thor nodded, and rose to walk with them, joining the pair as they left the hall. Eyes followed them as they went, but none stopped them or inquired as to their purpose.

The cold outside the warm hall was quick to grasp them, and the snow crunched underfoot as they walked towards the largest house in the village, a loghouse of two stories. A pair of sentries stood watch in a narrow tower by the gate, but that was an abundance of caution after their victory that day.

Harad and Helena's home was well lived in, and everything in it had obviously been made by the same hands, from the solid walls to the table and chairs. A ladder led up to the upper level, and a curtain hid half the ground floor from view. There was a thick wool rug over much of the floor, and Thor followed suit as they wiped their feet by the door before stepping onto it.

"You have the look of one with ill news," Thor said, as they took seats in the living room.

"I do," Harad said. "It is about Gunnhilde. The spear she has claimed - it is cursed, and if it is not dealt with, she will fall to the same evil and ruin as the one who slew her sister."

Thor accepted the news as well as could be expected. "Very well. Let us destroy it." He made to rise to his feet, thoughts reaching for his axe.

"Steady there," Harad said, raising one hand.

"This is not a matter served by haste," Helena added.

"You have experience in this matter," Thor said, and he seated himself again.

"Aye," Harad said. "You saw my axe, hanging behind my chair in the longhouse?"

Thor nodded, gaze fixed keenly on his hosts.

"It was a cursed weapon, though I knew it not when I took it up. The Sender, it was called, and through it I wielded great strength, though through me it sought to do great evil," Harad explained.

"It is cursed no longer," Thor said. He may not have divined the nature of the spear, but he was sure that the axe he had seen Harad wield was entirely mundane.

"It is not," Harad said, "though only thanks to my wife. Were it not for her, I would no longer exist." He looked down at the table, gaze distant.

Helena placed a hand on her husband's knee, and it seemed to break him from whatever memories had grasped him. He took her hand in his own, dwarfing hers.

"We both would have met ill fates without each other," Helena said, and it had the ring of repetition.

"That sounds like a worthy tale," Thor said, ear pricking up at the hint of a saga.

"Another time, perhaps," Helena said. She worried the end of a grey lock of hair between the fingers of her free hand.

Thor nodded. "At least you know how to deal with such a thing."

The couple exchanged a glance.

"...it won't work on the spear, will it."

"We purged the taint from my axe, but the way we did it will not work for the spear," Harad said.

"How did you do it?" Thor asked. If nothing else, it would perhaps put him on the right track.

"I walked alone into the Chaos Wastes and slew its maker," Harad said.

"And we don't know who forged the spear," Thor said.

"Even if we did, it may not work," Helena said. "No two corrupted smiths forge their creations in the same manner."

"This would not be a problem for a god," Harad said. "The taint of a weapon such as this is potent to a mortal, but nothing to such a power."

Thor raised a brow at the old man. "You do not believe me to be a god, do you."

"I do not," Harad said. "Gods do not walk the mountains as you do." His words were said easily, but there was a tension in his shoulders, and Helena was watching him closely.

"That's your choice," Thor said with a shrug. He was no Tinkerbell.

"You have power still, and the spear is no Daemon," Harad said. "I see no reason why you could not deal with it."

Well, some of his best plans were made up in the moment. He ignored the internal voice of his brother scoffing derisively. "I will deal with this curse, one way or another," Thor said. "Though first…you said you walked into the Chaos Wastes? The fell lands to the north?"

"I did. I will not speak about what I saw there," Harad said.

"What of the Realms beyond the Wastes, where the gods of this land dwell? Did your quest take you there?" Thor pressed.

"I will not speak of it," Harad said again, and his tone was iron. "They are no gods of mine."

Thor leaned back, satisfied with the unspoken answer. "Then I shall not pry." He got to his feet. "Neither will I dawdle in dealing with this threat."

"We will join you," Helena said, also standing. "One caught in the grip of a weapon such as this can be unpredictable."

Harad joined her, grim agreement on his face, and the three of them left the home behind, making for the longhouse once again.

In their short absence, the celebration had only grown rowdier, and many of the youngest had apparently been packed off to bed. There was a keg on a table, and a warrior was doing a graceless handstand over it, helped by friends, lowering himself to dunk his head and drink before pushing back up. That was hardly the most enthusiastic celebration of life going on in the hall either. Their entrance was almost unnoticed, and those that did only gave nods of respect before going back to their joy and cheer. Harad and Helena moved off to a shadowed corner, seeking to remain unnoticed.

Thor spied Gunnhilde easily, given that she was dancing atop a table with a young village lad. The cause for concern was resting against the same table, its steel head gleaming red in the torchlight. The flicker of flames made it seem like the hunting dog etched on it was almost moving. He moved towards her, threading through the staggering revellers, and she saw him as he drew near.

"My God!" Gunnhilde shouted, raising the tankard she held. Some mead escaped, but she paid no mind, and some of the nearer and less drunk villagers heard, turning to watch. "You have returned to us!" The cut across her nose curved with her smile, making it seem like she had a red crescent running from eye to eye.

"Gunnhilde," Thor said. "Call me Thor."

Gunnhilde looked aghast. "I could not, God," she said.

"What if I asked really politely?" Thor said seriously.

"I could be persuaded," Gunnhilde said, and her gaze traced a path from his toes to his face. Her blue eyes were bright.

"Then please, I would greatly appreciate it if you were to do me the kindness of addressing me as Thor," he said, calling on centuries of courtly etiquette. Well, decades perhaps. He had not held an abundance of patience for the court of Asgard in his youth.

"As you say - Thor," Gunnhilde said. "Have you come to make merry with us?"

"I have not," Thor said, a sober expression on his face. "Would you join me outside?"

"Yes G - Thor," Gunnhilde said instantly. She hopped down from the table, leaving behind her dance partner who looked heartbroken, but only long enough for another woman to join him on the table. Gunnhilde slowed only to grab her spear, before following Thor from the hall.

Thor noted the action, pleased that he didn't have to mention it and worried that she had done so. Not everyone could summon their weapon with a thought, but a walk outside in a walled settlement surely did not call for going armed. Though given her recent travails, perhaps he was overthinking things.

Harad and Helena slipped in behind them as they left the hall, and the sound of merrymaking was left behind, muted by the snow. Their breaths fogged the air as they walked, heading for the centre of the village, an open area that perhaps saw small markets in better times. When they reached it, Thor turned to face the woman whom he had freed. The two old warriors stood behind her, somewhat apart, and Thor realised that they were preparing to box her in should she turn violent. There was little chance she had not noticed, but there was a surety in Gunnhilde's gaze that showed her lack of fear. For all that they had met only that day, and exchanged a scarce handful of words, there was a devotion to her strong enough to feel. She had no fear for herself then and there, for all that she held her spear near at the ready.

Thor stepped closer to her, making the scene less like a target caught between three foes. "Gunnhilde," he said seriously, "your spear is cursed."

Harad visibly winced in the background, and Helena closed her eyes with the look of someone praying for patience.

"Cursed?" Gunnhilde asked, looking at the weapon she held. She moved it off her shoulder, though she made no move to release it, the butt resting on the ground.

"If we do not deal with it, it will leave you cruel and twisted like Rekat," Thor said. "Will you give it to me?"

"For you, My God," Gunnhilde said, and she handed it over without another thought.

"Thank you for your faith in me, Gunnhilde," Thor said. He accepted the spear, but that was not all. With it came a weight less physical but no less real, and it joined a well of similar feeling, deep within him. He felt bolstered, buoyed by her action.

"Just like that?" Harad demanded. His grey brows bristled in anger, but it was aimless, and there was a sorrow at its core. "I've seen good men left with a core of rot after a single battle with such a weapon, but you just hand it over?"

"My God asked for it," Gunnhilde said.

"He is not a god," Harad said.

Gunnhilde's eyes flashed. "Yes," she said, low and cold, "he is."

"Husband," Helena said. She met his eyes when he turned, and they seemed to hold an unspoken conversation.

At length, Harad grunted. "I will not argue with you. The weapon must still be dealt with."

All eyes were drawn to the spear that Thor held. Even in the pale moonlight its head seemed to shine red, and its wooden haft looked to be stained by blood.

"Deal with it I shall," Thor said. He could feel it, now that he held it in his hands, but it was a distant thing. He felt like he had grasped a branch of thorns, only to find them unable to pierce his flesh. At its core was a touch of corruption that he was beginning to recognise.

Contrary to what many might have thought, Thor was not an unthinking brute. To be sure, there had been a time where his only method of problem solving was to deliver a mighty blow from Mjolnir, and if that did not work, to deliver a second, mightier blow, but those days were gone. He had learned and grown with the aid of his Midgardian comrades, and where once he might have broken the cursed spear over his knee or scorched the evil from it, now he chose a third path.

For all the ills that she had done, he owed his sister a debt of thanks. It was she who had taught him to grasp the truth of his nature, to wield the thunder and the lightning, to harness the storm that was his soul. Without that lesson he may not have understood what was happening to him in this strange new land, or how to feel the changes that were being wrought to his very being.

But she had, and he did.

As he had when he had denied the attentions of the Four cancers, and when he had purified the well, Thor reached within himself to find his truth. He was a god, and long had he been worshipped as such, but it was clear that this had more weight to it here. He was strength, he was the hallowing of evil, he was the protection of mankind, but most of all, he was the storm. He was not just a god, but a God.

From his truth, he drew power. It was no bottomless well, no power truly was, but as the waking world fell away and he stripped away its distractions until it was just him and his power, he could feel it being refreshed. He could feel Wolfric, the one eyed hunter, patient and hopeful, he could feel Elsa and Astrid, two sides of the same coin, their potential untapped, he could feel Gunnhilde, fervent and true, utterly sure of her choice. There were others, distant faces that he recognised from the village or the longship, but they could not yet compare to the richness of the connections he felt first.

With power drawn, he readied it, allowing it to billow and swell like a stormcloud heavy with rain. His eyes were closed, but light shone out from under them, and he clenched the cursed spear tight in his fist. He was ready.

Thor shepherded the storm within into the spear, and it collided with an unthinking thirst for blood. For a moment it seemed it would devour the storm, taking its strength for itself, but he refused, pouring more of his truth into the fight, and the storm prevailed with a calamitous roar. Rain prepared the ground, lightning broke the curse, and thunder forged it anew, hallowing the spear into something more.

Had he attempted this even yesterday, Thor knew that he would have failed. Perhaps he could have purified the weapon, but greater contests required greater power, and he knew now that power was fed by deeds. Deeds, and belief.

The spear shifted in his grip, and Thor opened his eyes. The quiet village square was still that, snow falling gently, the world quiet in the way that only freshly fallen snow could make it. His audience was staring, not at him, but at the glowing spear in his hand, blindingly white, as it shifted and changed. Harad was wary, having stepped in front of Helena, and she had a hand on his shoulder, ready to pull him back and away, but neither moved. Gunnhilde was watching with wide eyes, drinking the sight in as he worked. It could have taken a minute or a moment, but the glow began to fade, revealing the form of the spear anew.

Where once the head had been angular, now it was as a leaf, and the hound motif was gone. Instead the metal was unadorned, save for the rippling lines in the steel itself. Its haft was like that of an ash tree, and on it were countless patterns of valknuts, but it seemed like they had been grown, not carved.

"Gunnhilde," Thor said, holding out the spear. His voice echoed like distant thunder in the quiet of the night, but as if from far away. "This is yours."

Gunnhilde took the spear like it was a fragile glass rose, and she let out a soft sigh as her hand closed around it. "As I am yours, Thunder God."

There was a yawning void within him, and her words eased it some, though not nearly enough. He felt thin and stretched, like Hulk had used him as a stress toy or sparring partner, but deep within his soul. "It is yours to name, if you wish it," Thor said, pushing his weariness aside.

"When it has done something worthy of it, I will," Gunnhilde said, after a moment's consideration.

Thor nodded his approval. "Now, throw it."

"My God?" Gunnhilde asked.

Ever so slightly, Thor frowned.

"That is, Thor?" she corrected herself.

"Throw it, as far as you can," Thor said. "Maybe not over any buildings."

Puzzled, but obeying nonetheless, Gunnhilde prepared to throw her spear, taking only a moment to marvel at its balance. She eyed the lane that ran from the village square to the far side of the village to end at the wall; it was the longest distance she could see.

Thor, Harad, and Helena watched as she took two quick steps and threw, sending the spear flying silently across the village. It was good that none were wandering the village, for it flew straight and true and didn't stop when it hit the wall.

Thor made a note to apologise to Harad. "Good! Now, get it back."

Gunnhilde took a step, only to stop when her God spoke again.

"Without moving."

Though she would have very much liked to question him further, Gunnhilde held her tongue. She had been given her instructions and she would not fail. She just…didn't have any idea of what to do.

"That spear is yours," Thor said to her. He raised his arm, and something thrummed through the air, before landing in his open hand with a meaty thwack. His axe had come when called, and he leaned against its head, haft resting on the ground, seeking to ease a tiredness that had nothing to do with the physical. "Reach out and call for it."

Thor watched as Gunnhilde swung her gaze back to the wall her spear had disappeared behind, understanding crossing her face. A look of great concentration fell over her, and she narrowed her eyes. He felt a tug, much as he had when Steve had wielded Mjolnir, but he let it be. There was the sound of splintering wood, and then Gunnhilde's eyes widened in alarm.

The spear sped back towards them, metal-shod butt first, and Gunnhilde was almost fast enough to catch it. She seized it by the middle, but she was not swift enough to stop it from nailing her right in the gut, and she was knocked back, wheezing.

"Ah, yes," Thor said. "You do want to remember that when you summon your weapon, you are summoning your weapon with considerable speed."

"Aye Thor," Gunnhilde choked out, holding her stomach as she lay in the snow.

"Good thing it wasn't point first," Harad muttered.

Thor glanced at the spear that Gunnhilde gripped tight even as she recovered. He had wanted to share the enchantment he had found most useful on Mjolnir and Stormbreaker, but he hadn't fully considered what the differences in weapon type might mean. "You should practise before trying that in battle," he said, pretending he had expected this outcome.

Gunnhilde levered herself up with the spear, but stood hunched and still holding her stomach with her free hand. "I will prove worthy of it," she swore.

"I have no doubt," Thor said, but it seemed something in his response was lacking.

"I will!" Gunnhilde said, forcing herself upright. "You have freed me, blessed me with the strength to slay that animal Reket, and now you have saved me from becoming him. I will serve you until the end, if only you will have me."

Thor stilled. Harad and Helena were watching him closely, but said nothing as he thought. "I have not done what I have done because I desired service," he said. "You are indebted to me, but not to those heights."

"I do not care," Gunnhilde said. "All my life I have wanted a purpose, and now I have found you."

"There are other purposes," Thor said. "Your village will need a leader."

"That was my sister," Gunnhilde said, and there was pain in her words. "I am not her. Let me swear to you."

"Oaths to…one such as this are not lightly sworn, girl," Harad said in warning.

"Lives taken and words spoken are things that cannot be undone," Helena added.

Their words had the weight of experience, but Gunnhilde was not dissuaded. "My path is clear," she declared. "I prayed for the chance to slay that Aesling in the hold of that ship, and you appeared. You are my God from now until the End Times."

A weight fell upon him, and he knew instinctively that this was a moment more important than the oath of a single believer. He was deeply weary, but this was not a thing to take lightly. This was a request from one who believed, truly and utterly.

"Please."

"You do not know what you ask," Thor said, "but you will."

Gunnhilde's eyes brightened with hope. "You will accept my oath?"

"Your faith is true, though in truth you barely know me," Thor said.

"My head may not, but my heart does," Gunnhilde said. She stood even straighter, though it hardly seemed possible.

"In my home, the Valkyrie were a band of elite warriors," Thor said. He was committed to this path now. "They served my father as his blade, until they were slain by my sister, almost to the last." He stopped, pausing in remembrance and respect.

Gunnhilde drank in his words, blue eyes blazing. Harad and Helena listened to the side, keeping their thoughts to themselves.

"You will be the first of my Valkyries here," Thor told her. "A Valkyrie is a defender of the innocent, and serves in this life, and the next. In return, you will have a place at my hearth, at my side in battle, and in Valhalla beyond. If you are taken I will retrieve you, and if you are slain I will avenge you." The words flowed from Thor, something greater moving him. He became aware of truths that he had not known, and he remembered a dream of Asgard, Old and New and all at once. "Will you serve?"

"I will serve," Gunnhilde swore. She fell to one knee, opposite hand on her spear. "As you have done for me, I will do for others. I will break chains and slay the cruel. I swear it on my faith in you, Thor, God of Thunder. Let lightning strike me down if I lie."

Thor became aware of the thread that connected him to Gunnhilde, and he felt it as it thickened and strengthened, a current running through it, going both ways. He could feel other threads too, but none were as strong as hers, and they only went one way. "Then rise a Valkyrie, Gunnhilde," he said. He would ponder what it meant when he wasn't running on sparks and borrowing strength from his axe.

Gunnhilde rose, smiling so wide as to threaten to split her cheeks. Her hair shone under the moonlight. Then, she fell forward, face first into the snow. Save for her breathing, she didn't move.

Thor glanced at the others; they looked bemused. "I think she's just tired."

"I'll get her to bed," Helena said, stepping forward to scoop her up over her shoulder with a strength that belied her age. She hesitated only long enough to glance at Thor, questions clear on her face, but then she trooped off. The spear trailed behind her, Gunnhilde's grip never faltering.

The two men watched them disappear around a corner. "I wasn't expecting to end this night with so many questions," Harad said in the quiet.

"Ask them quickly, for I am almost spent," Thor said. He leaned more and more on his axe.

"I will ask only one, for it is the most pressing," Harad said. "What are your dealings with Valkia the Bloody?"

"Who?" Thor asked, puzzled.

Something eased in Harad, a great relief making itself clear on his face. "No matter. I will speak with you on the morrow. You have given me much to think on."

Thor watched him go, the old warrior following after his wife. A fresh wave of exhaustion hit him, though it wasn't physical tiredness. Hallowing the spear had taken everything he had, and he needed to rest.

X x X

Thor dreamed.

Asgard, Old and New and all at once, opened before him, its paved streets of gold stretching further up and further in. The enormous gates swung ponderously closed at his back, the watcher taking up his post on the other side. An enormous city lay before him, and in the distance he could see the towering gold palace, his throne waiting within it.

He turned away from the main road that led to the palace, unwilling and unable to seek out what lay within. Instead, he began to wander the city, walking alone through its lanes and paths. Thankfully, not all were paved with gold, some merely with marble or quartz.

For all its size, the city was empty, devoid of the hustle and bustle of life. Echoes of small thoughts and old memories flitted about, darting around corners and out of sight before Thor could do more than glance at them. He passed by a pub that Korg had enjoyed visiting, next door to a garden that Fandral had spent a few decades using to refine his poetry.

Thor was hit by a sudden yearning for the familiar. The city he walked was not enough, not for a god adrift from his comrades and family. He missed the wisdom of his father, the compassion of his mother, the mischief of his brother. This new land needed him, but it was not home. Not yet, and perhaps not ever.

His feet took him down strange and familiar paths, over cobblestone ways and up gravity lifts, guided only by instinct. In time, he came to a small square, an eclectic mix of buildings lining it, but he had eyes for only one. A shadowed tavern, squeezed in between a golden tower of Old Asgard and a community centre of New. He had not visited it in truth for centuries, not since the last time he had bailed his brother out from his troublemaking within it and they had been forced to flee, barred from entering forevermore.

The tavern door creaked open, and it was clear that none had crossed its threshold for some time, but he pushed forward all the same. The interior was dark, and it smelt of old smoke and spilled ale. The lanterns were unlit, the bar unattended, and the bottles behind it were dusty. Upstairs, he knew, was a game room rented by a boy with green eyes and dark hair using seidr to appear as a man.

He climbed stairs that he remembered being thrown down by an off duty Einherjar, scammed of his coin, and he passed empty rooms that he remembered ignoring, blushing at the sounds from within. When he came to the door at the end of the hall he paused, listening for the roll of dice and the clink of coins, but there was only silence. He pushed lightly on the door, and it swung open.

There was nothing, as he knew there would be. No card game run by an errant Prince seeking to grow his allowance, no soldiers and tradesmen being swindled by a trickster just learning his craft. There was only a single faded card on an aged wooden table. Thor stepped into the room, and took up the card. It was Midgardian, of a type that was certainly never present when he and his brother had been young. Joker, it read, and on it was a familiar figure in green, wearing a horned helmet and a smirk.

"The sun will shine on us again, brother."

Thor turned, but the hall was empty. He was alone.

X

Thor woke slowly this time. He lay in the bed that Helena had given him, the room to himself. He rolled over, freeing the arm he had lain on as he sought to get more comfortable. As he did, however, something poked him in the side. With a moment's fumbling, he retrieved the small object, and frowned in thought.

The Lunchable that he held had certainly not been in his bed before he slept. It looked normal enough, cheap plastic covered by a foil, and food that never failed to make Tony turn up his nose in disgust held within. How it had found its way to him, he had only the faintest suspicions, but what to do with it?

Well, he was in no hurry to decide now. He tucked it away in the pockets of his pants, and began the struggle of getting out of bed. A heartier breakfast surely waited in the longhouse.

The village was already waking when he left the house, many going about the tasks that had been put aside in favour of those more urgent yesterday. He found food in the longhouse as he had hoped, his plate piled high with eggs, bacon, and berries by a grateful cook, and he set to with a will, taking a seat at a side table. There was no can of fizzy drink to wash it down with, but perhaps that was for the best. Physically, he was well, but he still felt strained in a way that was difficult to describe, though it was better than it was after hallowing the spear. Though many eyes and curious gazes fell on him, he was left alone in respect by most.

Halfway through his breakfast, he was joined by Harad, the man sitting across the table from him with a plate of his own.

"My wife checked on Gunnhilde," he said by way of greeting. "She's still snoring, though so are many of her fellows."

"They went through an ordeal," Thor said. "What do you plan today?"

"Catch up on the work those bastards interrupted yesterday, make sure they're all properly burned," Harad said as he worked on his meal. "What of you?

"It is time for Vinteerholm to be reclaimed," Thor said, munching on a thick piece of bacon. "I could slay every raider there myself, but…"

"It would be better for our people to take it back ourselves," Harad said, nodding. "Many of us have family there."

"I freed a captive from another longship, and she tells me that there were three hundred Aeslings in the attack on the town," Thor said.

"How many did you slay there?" Harad asked.

"Dozens," Thor said. "If we are lucky, there will be perhaps two hundred raiders left in Vinteerholm."

Harad grimaced. "If every man and woman fit to fight took up arms, we could muster threescore at most. Call it fourscore with Gunnhilde's people."

"The village I first encountered was hit hard," Thor said, "and their warriors were already off to war. Wolfric could gather a dozen, maybe."

"Fewer than one hundred, against twice as many hardened reavers," Harad said. "Odds I would take gleefully in my younger days, when I had less responsibility."

"Where are the warriors?" Thor asked suddenly. It was less apparent in Harad's village, but there was still a lack of fighting men. It was possible that those from Gunnhilde's village had fallen in the attack, but Wolfric was the last young fighting man in his village, and it was a situation that predated the raid.

"They do as all young warriors do, and die far from home for worthless causes," Harad said, and there was a deep contempt in his words. "Their gods called for blood, and they answered, no matter the consequences."

Thor regarded the old warrior. His feelings towards those who left were clear in his voice, but at its core was a hint of something else. "There is no hope of recalling these warriors?"

"They left two seasons ago," Harad said, shaking his head. "Their gods only know where they are now."

"'Their' gods?" Thor asked, brow rising ever so slightly.

"Aye," Harad said, "their gods." He ate quietly for a few moments, gaze far away. "I worshipped many in my youth, stupid and shortsighted as I was. I know better now."

"That sounds like another tale," Thor said, thinking about their conversation the previous night.

"It's the same tale," Harad said shortly.

"Settled down in your old age then?" Thor said, mopping up some yolk with a hunk of bread.

Harad snorted. "None of the gods are on my side, so why should I be on their side?"

"Fairly said," Thor replied. Discussions on religion and why he was the superior god could wait until they'd known each other for more than a day. "Tell me of Vinteerholm then, of its defences and layout."

"It's a town that lasted long enough to be named," Harad said, washing down his meal with water from his tankard. "Even has a stone gatehouse. Walls of strong wood, towers at the corners. Sits on the Lynsk, just like we do, but by a bulge in the river. Plenty of fishing, and they trade with Skogenberg to the west and the villages to the east."

"I was told five thousand souls live there," Thor said.

"Before the Aeslings took it, aye," Harad said.

The quiet activity of the longhouse continued around them as they shared a moment of silence, thinking on what had likely befallen many of those who lived in the town.

"How would you retake the town?" Thor asked.

"I would slip in through the docks, pretend to be one of the returning fishermen," Harad said. "Spend a few days killing Aeslings in taverns and dark alleys, then lead a riot against them when they realised what was happening. Challenge their leader if I could."

"Risky," Thor said.

"The Aesling are scum, but they're scum who can fight," Harad said. "I don't know how they got here, but Vinteerholm is no Vinnskor."

"Vinnskor?" Thor asked.

"Biggest town we've got," Harad said. "Across the plains from the accursed Skraevold, of the Aeslings."

Thor tucked the name away for later. "Then we must decide how to defeat the foes with an inferior force, with minimal casualties," he said. "I like your idea of challenging the big one. They always seem to surrender after that."

"There are few cowards amongst the Aesings," Harad admitted, grudgingly. "They will likely fight on."

"Well, it's worth a try anyway," Thor said. He drummed his fingers on the wooden table. "Do you think we could draw them out of the town to kill them without any innocents in the way?"

"Depends," Harad said. "How sharp is your tongue, and how many of them can you insult in one breath?"

Thor laughed, sudden and boisterous, drawing eyes from around the longhouse. "My brother could have had them climbing over the gates in a blind rage to get at him in moments," he said. His smile faded, as he remembered a pale face and the awful sound of - no. "I am not much for flyting in comparison, but I will do my best."

"Even if they accept your challenge, not all will come," Harad said, though he didn't seem to be warning him off the plan. "Some will remain in the town. There will be some yoke to keep the people cowed. Hostages, I say."

"Then they will die," Thor said, like it was already ordained. "I will not shame your people, but nor will I stand idly by while hostages are killed."

"We Baersonlings can be a prideful lot," Harad admitted, "but none will hold such an act against you."

Their conversation was interrupted by the arrival of a third, setting their bowl down as they took a seat next to Thor. None had dared to join the village chief and the mighty warrior that claimed to be a god, but Gunnhilde was more daring than most.

"My God," the blonde woman said, already almost inhaling her porridge.

"Thor," he said pointedly.

"...Thor," Gunnhilde said, almost like it pained her.

"Good morning Gunnhilde," Thor said. "I thought you still asleep."

"I had strange dreams, of a golden city and summer fields," Gunnhilde said.

"Sounds like Asgard," Thor said.

"Asgard?" Gunnhilde asked, trying out the unfamiliar word.

"My home," Thor said. "Until my brother and I had to destroy it to stop my crazy sister from conquering the universe, that is."

Gunnhilde lowered her spoon from her mouth. "I saw the home of the gods in my dreams? How?"

"So it seems," Thor said. "Were you sleeping with your spear?" he joked.

The Valkyrie was suddenly intensely interested in her porridge.

"Helena was unable to free it from her grip," Harad said, a hint of amusement on his face.

Thor blinked. "Well. Perhaps sleep without it tonight and see where your dreams take you."

"Aye Thor," Gunnhilde said, still looking down.

"I remember when I was given my first weapon as a boy," Thor said. "I kept it under my pillow for weeks."

Somehow, this didn't seem to reassure Gunnhilde, and she only sank further down in her seat.

Harad took pity on the woman. "We have a plan for Vinteerholm," he said, "but who will lead?"

"Thor should lead," Gunnhilde said, throwing off whatever malaise had befallen her.

"Why?" Harad asked.

Gunnhilde was taken aback. "He is a God."

"Is he a god of war?" Harad asked.

"Actually, I'm a god of thunder," Thor said helpfully. "Lightning, storms, all that. Not of war specifically, but the ability to throw around lightning is quite helpful in battle, as you can imagine."

Harad and Gunnhilde turned to him with two very different expressions. Gunnhilde was intent, but Harad was not quite wary, and he could feel his doubt like a physical thing.

"Humans call me a god of sacred groves, hallowing, and fertility, but that's more because of what I do than what I am," he continued, scratching his chin, lost in thought. "Those were an exciting few decades."

Gunnhilde glanced back at Harad. "Thor should lead," she said again. "He is the greatest warrior we have."

"Perhaps," Harad said. "But I have the most fighters. Why should I not lead?" His words were not challenging, and seemed more intended to draw an answer from the woman than anything.

"Thor will inspire them more," Gunnhilde said, "and he is the one who makes this attack possible. If we are led by a god, our victory is assured."

A flicker of a frown crossed Harad's face. "Putting all your hopes in the gods will lead only to suffering," he warned.

"I do not put my hopes in the gods," Gunnhilde retorted. "I put my hopes in Thor."

Harad grumbled, but it seemed he had never been intent on leading the attack himself at all, for it was without rancour. "Then Thor shall lead us, for this battle at least. I'll not be giving up my chair any time soon."

Thor held back a grimace at the thought of rulership, even of a small village such as this. He had never acquitted himself well from a throne. "It would be terribly rude for me to take it from you," he said.

"How will we take Vinteerholm then?" Gunnhilde asked, eager. She reached out for her absent spear, not calling for it, but feeling the connection all the same. It was a curious thing to sense from Thor's perspective.

"You say you can muster sixty fit to bear arms," Thor said to Harad. "How many of those are blooded warriors?"

"Twenty at best," Harad said.

"Gunnhilde?" Thor asked.

"A dozen," Gunnhilde said. "Though more would fight if you asked."

"And a small handful from Wolfric's village," Thor said to himself. "Forty, against two hundred."

"A poor fight to take," Harad said.

"Taking every man and woman who can hold a weapon will only lead to needless deaths," Thor said. "This also avoids leaving the people here defenceless, should some beast wander close."

"Wise," Harad said. "My wife will lead here in my stead."

Thor raised an eyebrow in silent question.

"I have been fool enough to leave my Helena behind many times to go to war," Harad said. "Vinteerholm will be the least of such journeys."

"How far away is Vinteerholm?" Thor asked. If the old warrior wanted to displease his wife in such a way, that was his business.

"A week by foot," Harad said. "Two days by river, though we've not had a ship I'd trust to make the journey until now."

"How kind of the Aeslings to provide one," Thor said. He came to a decision. "We will leave today. You will set sail as soon as you can gather your people, and I will return to Wolfric's village. We will meet downstream, at the point where the river forks," he said.

"Raiders gift you another longship?" Harad asked.

"We burnt it," Thor said. "It was corrupted and foul."

Harad frowned. "If we leave today we'll spend time waiting for you to meet us," he said.

"You will not," Thor said. "I will ferry them to the meeting point myself."

"As you say, Thor," Gunnhilde said for the two of them. She had no problem taking Thor at his word, despite Harad looking like he still had questions.

"Then it is decided," Thor said. "We will drive the Aeslings from this land, and avenge all they have harmed in their raiding."

"I will spread the word amongst my people," Harad said. He took up his empty plate, rising from the table. "Break the news to Helena, too." He did not look like he was looking forward to it.

Thor raised his empty tankard to him as he departed, leaving him alone with Gunnhilde. The woman was working through her porridge, mind obviously on the battle to come. He was not looking forward to passing by her destroyed home, but they had little choice but to follow the river. A thought occurred to him, and he dug about in his pockets.

"Gunnhilde," he said, and she looked up. "On my way here, I passed through the remains of your village. I found this." He set the carved token of the great cat he had found in the blood and muck on the table. "Do you recognise it?"

Gunnhilde's eyes were fixed on it, and a deep pain was within them. "I do," she said. "It belonged to my cousin. I taught him how to spear fish in the shallows."

Thor sighed. It was as he feared. "His parents?"

"Dead. I saw them cut down."

"I am sorry."

She was quiet. Then, "may I have it?"

Thor pushed the small carved cat over to her. "It is yours by right."

Gripping the figure tightly, she returned to eating, gaze distant. The activity of the hall did not seem to register for her, as other villagers came and went, eating and speaking with the relieved cheer of survivors.

"You said Valkyrie are protectors of the innocent," Gunnhilde said suddenly. "What does that mean?"

A memory forced its way to the front of Thor's mind. A blond child stood at the base of his father's throne demanding to know what made a good king, a dark haired boy lurking behind him. As if such a thing could be achieved with a cheat sheet. He had been given the kind of answer one would give a boy too young to understand what he truly asked. Then he blinked, and the memory faded. "What is an innocent?" He asked instead of answering.

"A child," Gunnhilde answered.

Thor thought of the dark haired boy again and held back a quirk of his lips. "That's the simple answer," he said leadingly.

Gunnhilde thought for a moment. "Someone who has done no harm to me and mine."

"What if they have done harm to a stranger? Are they still innocent?"

"No," she said slowly. "But how would I know?"

"You don't," Thor said. "It is not a simple thing. You cannot defend the innocent by seeking out monsters to slay." He thought of giants with blue skin and red eyes. How naive he had been. "To defend the innocent, you must be there."

"Where?" Gunnhilde asked, brow furrowing.

"There," Thor said. "Wherever it is evil seeks to do them harm. There are those that have no place in war. The young, the old, the infirm. War still comes for them all the same. It is your duty to stand in its way, to shield them from harm. You will struggle, you will succeed, you will fail. You will fight by my side, and alone. One day, you will fall so far that you will never want to get back up."

Gunnhilde was listening intently, eyes glued to him.

"You will do so anyway, because you are needed. Because if you do not, innocents will suffer. You will do this until you die, and on that day, you will join me in Valhalla," he said with certainty. He could not say why he knew that Gunnhilde would prove worthy of its halls, but he knew it all the same.

"A sword and a shield then," Gunnhilde murmured to herself, "in this life and the next."

"Or a spear," Thor said.

The Valkyrie opened her clenched fist to stare at the carved token she held. Carefully, she tucked it away in the pocket of her breeches. "I understand."

Thor nodded slowly. He imagined she did. "Gather your people," he told her. "Tomorrow, we share a battlefield once more."

"I look forward to it, Thor," Gunnhilde said.

The God of Thunder rose from his seat, leaving the longhouse behind. Already he could feel the gossip spreading, overheard conversations being whispered of and wondered at. He stepped out into the sun and snow, and he reached for Stormbreaker, calling it deftly to himself through the lanes of the village. A moment later he blasted into the sky, to the wonderment of those he left behind.

Vinteerholm waited.
 
Fantastic writing. I can not wait for more. Although I am curious what Tor thinks, isn't he one of the more interactive gods?
 
GReat story flow. I feel like I am watching it all happen and so far nothing feels contrived or out of place, except that lunchable. :)
 
That was a great chapter and that weapon is going to be a sign of office for the head of the Valkyries isn't it. I'm now curious if he's going to leave stormbringer in the mortal world ala sigmar or take it with him. I wonder how the southern gods would react to him since I'm positive they can sense a new divine in the making. But this is shaping up to be a great time and I'm here for it. They're going to record his history and have it be his mythology isn't it.
 
That was a great chapter and that weapon is going to be a sign of office for the head of the Valkyries isn't it. I'm now curious if he's going to leave stormbringer in the mortal world ala sigmar or take it with him. I wonder how the southern gods would react to him since I'm positive they can sense a new divine in the making. But this is shaping up to be a great time and I'm here for it. They're going to record his history and have it be his mythology isn't it.

The southern gods are going to be incredibly confused, because their already exists a God of Thunder and Lightening, whose name was actually name dropped in this chapter, the Kislevite god Tor.
 
The southern gods are going to be incredibly confused, because their already exists a God of Thunder and Lightening, whose name was actually name dropped in this chapter, the Kislevite god Tor.
They are completely different sounding words in Icelandic than Kievan Rus the Kislevite are. Plus Norse names sound better in Icelandic and reconstructed Viking Age Norse
 
Two Blonds: Adventures in Averland 2
"I don't understand, the signs all point to smuggling," Tanya muttered. She slapped a tiny fist into one palm.

"Some appear to point elsewhere," Thor said, glancing at the corpse, packed in a cramped box. It had been a man grown, once, though they hadn't died violently from what he could see.

"The hidden ledger suggests a typical smuggling operation," Tanya muttered. She held her chin in thought as she began to pace. "And a border town is well suited to such a thing."

"Perhaps the smuggling is a cover?" Thor asked. He slid the lid of the box closed, hiding the body away again.

"But why risk working with corpses when their profit margins are so healthy?" Tanya asked herself, as if she hadn't heard him.

"Greed, a bluff?" Thor suggested.

"There must be two operations in play," Tanya said, nodding firmly. "No smuggler would be foolish enough to work with corpses and draw the attention of the Witch Hunters."

Thor threw one hand up, almost rolling his eyes. There was no stopping her when she was on a tangent such as this.

"We should interrogate the manager," Tanya decided.

"Where do you suppose we will find them?" Thor asked.

"They'll come running," Tanya said, turning to him with a grin, and the nearest flickering lantern cast half her face in shadow.

X

It was amazing how a well motivated employee could impress the seriousness of a situation upon his employer when said motivation came in the form of a threat to burn their warehouse full of illicit goods to the ground.

Tanya beamed as the sole warehouse guard returned to the yard, trotting at the heels of a well dressed man, who had just the slightest hints of hidden panic on his face. He was lean and shaved bald, and as he came to a stop before the two blonds Tanya could see beads of sweat building on his scalp.

"What is the meaning of this?" the man blustered, stopping out of arms reach of the two of them. He looked warily at Thor. The guard at his back was clutching at his spear, looking like he'd rather be anywhere but there.

Tanya supposed that the average warehouse guard wasn't the sort to stand tall in the face of magic, so she wouldn't be too harsh. "Are you the manager of this warehouse?" she asked.

"I'm Mikhail, the owner," he said, looking between the two of them now. He was quite tall, almost as tall as Thor, which meant he towered over Tanya.

"Excellent," Tanya said, almost purring. She'd like to see this one have her manhandled like an errant child.

"Just what are you trying to pull here?" Mikhail asked, trying to sound stern, but he was too unsettled to pull it off.

"We have some questions," Thor said. He was leaning against the wall of the warehouse by the main doors, again carving at his half finished lump of iron with his fingernails.

"Questions about the corpses hidden in your warehouse," Tanya said, as if speaking about the weather.

The guard gave Mikhail a wild eyed look behind his back. Mikhail, however, drew himself up in affront.

"My business is perfectly legitimate," he insisted. "Now, why did you threaten my guard with your parlour tricks?"

Tanya's line of thought was broken. "'Parlour tricks'?" she asked, indignant. "I am a skilled and dangerous wizard!" She raised a hand, and conjured a flame in her palm, just as she had when she told the guard she was going to burn down the warehouse if he didn't fetch his boss.

Mikhail paled rapidly. "I'm a citizen of the Empire!" he squeaked. "You can't threaten me, it's against the Articles of Imperial Magic!"

"Bold of you to assume I am beholden to those Articles," Tanya said, willing the flame to twist and flicker. Its reflection danced in her eyes as she looked up at him, smile stretching wide.

The man managed to pale even further, and the guard looked seconds from bolting.

"Perhaps you can tell us more about your 'legitimate business'," Thor suggested. He stowed his carving in his pouch and crossed his arms over his chest.

Mikhail seized the question like it was a lifeline. "I am contracted to transport the dead to far off Gardens of Morr for those who cannot afford one nearby," he said.

"Curious that they would allow you to pack their loved ones away like base goods in crates," Thor said idly.

"We're the budget option," Mikhail said immediately. "And we have to ensure that unsavoury sorts don't catch wind of it…how did you say you found yourself digging about in my warehouse again?"

"Rumours of your misdeeds are spreading," Tanya said.

"Did Calder put you up to this?" Mikhail demanded. "I'm of half a mind to summon the guards and have you thrown from the town!"

"If your business was so legitimate, you would have called the guards already, not come yourself," Tanya said. She produced the papers she had looted recovered from his office with a flourish. "But your business isn't legitimate at all, is it?"

The trader hesitated only for a moment, but it was enough, and an expression of victory twisted its way across Tanya's face.

"Ok, I admit it, just don't burn me," Mikhail pleaded. "We don't take the bodies to a Garden at all. We send them to a pauper's crematorium and pocket the difference. Take my coin and go, I won't call the Witch Hunters on you."

Tanya paused. That was - fairly mild, all things considered, but something about it sat wrong with her. She raised a stern finger up at him. "Don't wander off. Thor, a word?"

Mikhail and the guard watched, befuddled, as Thor followed Tanya off just out of earshot. They huddled in the corner of the warehouse yard, by the wall, and put their heads together. For Thor, this involved crouching down, and then bending a little further.

"What do you think?" Thor asked, whispering in a lower than usual boom.

"Something isn't right," Tanya said. She kept a watch on the suspect from the corner of her eye; he was doing his best not to look like he was listening in. "No self-respecting businessman would risk drawing the Witch Hunter's wrath, or worse, the Morrites, like this."

"Perhaps he is telling the truth," Thor said.

Tanya snorted. "Be serious."

"Well, if he is lying, are we sure he isn't a necromancer?" Thor asked. "If he is, we could just." He made a swinging gesture.

The guard edged away from Mikhail.

"I sensed no Dhar," Tanya said, considering. "Though I did not look with more than my eyes."

"Perhaps we should check," Thor suggested.

Tanya nodded. "Best to be sure."

They broke from their huddle and approached the two unfortunate men once more.

"We are going to inspect your goods once more," Tanya said, wagging her finger at him again. "You're not leaving our sight, but if we sense a hint of magic from you, I'll shoot first and ask questions later. Understand?"

Perhaps it was the words spoken by the small blonde child, or perhaps it was the blond giant behind her frowning sternly, but Mikhail was quick to nod, head moving jerkily. The guard behind him was now so pale that he could have been mistaken for a vampire.

Let no one say that Tanya did not know the meaning of mercy. "You can remain here," she told the guard kindly. "You're just a guard, so you have nothing to worry about, right?"

This didn't seem to reassure the guard much, but he was left behind all the same, as Mikhail was escorted inside and out of sight. After the outside sun, it took them a moment to let their eyes adjust to the gloom of the interior.

"Does every box contain bodies?" Tanya asked.

"No, we sort them by content," Mikhail managed to say. "So our perfectly legitimate corpse transportation section is by the far wall."

"Hmm," Tanya said, glancing at him from the corner of her eye. Her tone was doubtful.

They returned to the box that Thor had unstacked earlier, and uncovered the crammed in corpse once more. Thor gave Mikhail a look of disappointment, like he had expected better, but Tanya was hopping back up on the box that had been removed, so that she might see the body. She allowed her eyes to flutter closed, and she breathed in deeply.

Thor watched, contemplating again what had caused her Windsight to manifest through a sense of smell. Her magical education had been spotty, mostly consisting of what scraps he had been able to recall from his mother and brother, and a few stolen lessons from a Magister during their time in Marienburg. Trial and error made up the rest, and it was only the safety net provided by his own power that had shielded her from a nasty accident or two in her learning.

"...the Rhine," she muttered to herself, opening her eyes again. "No Dhar, just Shyish, but hidden beneath it there's a touch of Chamon," she reported.

"I don't know anything about that," Mikhail said. "I'm just an honest trader." He was ignored.

The corpse was male, legs pushed up against its chest and arms wrapped around them, tied together at the wrists to keep it all in place. It was well dried out, yellowed and gaunt, and only a faint hint of rot could be smelt as a result of the petals it was packed in. Gently, with the respect it was due, Thor lifted the body out and placed it on the ground, snapping its bindings and laying it out.

"I will be charging you for the costs of fixing this mess," Mikhail said, though he was ignored again. The amount of sweat on his brow was only growing.

Tanya hopped down from her box, crouching by the body like it was something she had done countless times before. She sniffed a few times, and nodded. "Definitely some Chamon." She reached for the threadbare shirt on the body, and pushed it up, revealing its belly…and the stitched together incision that ran across it.

Thor levelled his gaze at Mikhail as Tanya produced a small knife and plucked away at the stitches, severing the coarse black thread. When it was done, she produced another knife from her sleeve, and used them to part the flaps of skin. Rather than organs, a cloth sack was revealed, and Thor knelt to remove it delicately, before tearing it apart. The gold bar clanged heavily as it fell to the stone floor, and a leather pouch clattered with the sound of gemstones as it followed.

"Smuggling," Tanya said, smirking by the corpse. "I knew it."

Remembering their earlier conversation and theories, Thor chose to say nothing. Instead, he returned to staring at Mikhail, conveying the depths of his thoughts on the situation with a frown.

Mikhail swallowed heavily, but it seemed that being caught had inspired a new drive in him. "All that and more are yours if you look the other way."

Thor's frown deepened, but Tanya was visibly disgusted, the joy of discovering the truth falling away as she inspected the man like a noble would their boot after trodding in manure.

"Are you attempting to bribe us?" she asked. "Because that will add to your already severe crimes."

Before the smuggler could process that, Thor rose, looming over him. "You have defiled these corpses, and disrespected the beliefs of whom they once were."

"Let's not be hasty-"

"The time for discussion is over," Thor said, and there was a crack of thunder overhead. "You will be judged by the laws of your land."

For a moment, Mikhail looked like he wanted to run, sure that he could outspeed the huge man, but then he glanced at the girl. She still held her knives in hand, and she was standing in the shadow of her brother, the giant between her and the nearest lantern. Her teeth seemed to glint, shining in the darkness, and she reminded him of the snarling hounds of the rat catchers, waiting to be let off the leash. He whimpered, and sat where he stood.

X

"...therefore, I feel that a five percent finder's fee is both appropriate and generous, given the circumstances," the blonde girl came to a finish, smiling politely up at the guard before her.

The guard ran his thumb down the red sash he wore, deep in thought. He was one of the same five men who had 'arrested' the pair of out-of-towners earlier that day, but now he supervised a swarm of men as they besieged the warehouse, going over it with a fine toothed comb. A section of the yard had been set aside for the corpses that were being recovered from within. A priest of Morr had been sent for, but for now they were settling for laying them out respectfully with sheets placed over them.

"A finder's fee," the guard said, tone hiding his thoughts from the little girl before him. "Of the treasures stitched inside the corpses."

"Yes?" Tanya said. "My report detailed-"

"I read it," the guard said. He had seen reports written by seasoned veterans more emotional than the one written by the little girl before him, and on matters less disturbing, but she didn't even blink.

"Then you will see the merit of my sugg-"

"I don't-"

"Please stop interrupting me."

The guard closed his jaw with a click, something about the words sending a chill down his spine. Maybe it was the blank smile on her face, devoid of real emotion, or maybe it was tone, like an Elector-Count talking to the servant who had just belched at their table.

"As I was saying. Given the circumstances, I do not think my suggestion to be inappropriate," the girl said, hands clasped before her. Another corpse was brought out, and though it was missing half its head it received only a bare glance from her. She seemed completely unaffected.

Suddenly, he noticed the paleness of her skin, and the way she had stood in the shadow cast by the warehouse ever since they arrived, rather than the afternoon sun. She spoke like a noble, like she was used to being obeyed, but her trousers were of coarse cloth, if finely made. Not to mention the mute terror Mikhail had shown when they took him into custody. Beset by a sudden suspicion, he stroked his moustache with one hand, while the other fiddled subtly at his belt pouch.

"You do have the authority to make this decision, as a senior officer, yes?" Tanya asked as the silence stretched on.

"I suppose, oh silly me," the guard said, as he dropped a number of small silver coins from his belt pouch. They jingled and clinked as they hit the stone pavement, bouncing this way and that. He stepped back, watching the girl as her eyes tracked them.

Tanya bent down to gather the coins, picking them up with one hand, her other at her back. "...four, five, six, and seven," she said, as she got them all. She held her hand out to give them back.

The guard accepted the coins, pulse quickening, holding his hand out so she would tip them into it, but try as he might he couldn't see any redness or blisters on her skin where she held them. Maybe it was an old wives tale… "Thank you. Hey, Rogart," he called. "Come here a minute?"

The girl's brow creased minutely, but she waited as one of the nearby guards approached, breaking off from his task. He wore an ostentatious broach on his chest depicting a comet with two tails.

"Aye sir?" Rogart asked.

"How goes it?" He didn't look at the man, keeping his eyes on Tanya.

"Almost done, sir. Not all the crates had bodies in 'em, thank Sigmar," Rogart said, touching his broach.

"Very well," the lead guard said. "You may return to your work." The man went on his way, leaving the two of them alone again. Thoughts raced across his mind. What could he try next?

"Well?" One small foot was tapping impatiently.

The guard hid his startled jerk as best he could, his focus so intent that he had forgotten the question. He didn't know why this girl wanted the treasures, but given his suspicions, he wasn't inclined to give any part of them to her. "No."

"No?"

"Can't give out possibly cursed contraband to strangers," he said.

"Possib - stran -" Tanya spluttered.

"Nothing I can do," the guard lied.

A scowl came over the girl's face. "What is your name? Who is your commanding officer?"

"Can't tell you that," the guard said, suddenly glad he never gave it to her. He knew what a creature of the night could do with an invitation into a home, but what could they do with a name? Thank Sigmar the possibly centuries old monster girl felt the need to hide her true self. He did his best to avoid even thinking of it, focusing on the blue sheen of the creature's eyes, and the clenching of her tiny fists.

Tanya swelled, looking to be an instant away from stamping her foot. It might have almost looked adorable if the guard hadn't been so stressed.

"Tanya!" came a booming call. "What draws your ire?" A large blond man had emerged from the warehouse, and now approached.

The guard began to sweat, head tilting up to look at him as he drew near. He hoped this one was human.

"This guard believes that our efforts here are not worth compensation," Tanya said, eyes narrowed.

"That is unfortunate," Thor said, turning his eye on the guard.

The guard began to sweat harder.

"But if that is the way it is, then that is the way it is," the big man continued, shrugging expansively.

"The goods are just going to disappear into the town coffers," Tanya grumbled. "I bet there won't even be a transparent process to determine where they are allocated."

"Ah," Thor said, understanding crossing his face. "You had some thoughts on how to use it?"

"It hardly matters now," Tanya said with a sniff. She glanced at the bodies with blink-and-you-miss-it swiftness.

"Indeed not," Thor said. "We do not want for coin."

"It's the principle of the matter, Thor! How can they expect cooperation from the populace if they fail to reward civic mindedness?!"

"We have more than enough to pay for proper burials," Thor said. "Though it was clever of you to consider trying for a finder's fee," he added. He set his large hand on her head, ruffling her hair.

The guard understood now. Whatever they wanted to goods for, they didn't want known, so now they were working to present themselves as having charitable motivations.

Tanya grumbled, but made no move to escape the hand on her head. A calculating look stole over her face, and she fell into thought.

"Here," Thor said, retrieving something from his pouch and handing it to the guard.

He accepted it, and his eyes near bulged at the sight of unblemished dwarfen gold.

"That is to be used to give these people the appropriate rites," Thor said, eyes sharp and watchful. "If it isn't, I will know."

The guard's throat bobbed as he swallowed and nodded. "Of course sir. I'll give it to the priest myself."

"The priest," Thor sasid, suddenly skittish.

Aha, thought the guard, rallying against his nerves. "We called a Priest of Morr," he said. "That won't be a problem?"

"Noooo," Thor said, looking about.

"Here he comes now," the guard said happily. He could see the black cloaked figure entering through the yard gates, scythe resting on his shoulder, and a raven perched upon the scythe.

When Thor saw the priest, he looked more like a child caught with their hand in the cookie jar than a heavily muscled warrior. When the priest saw Thor, he froze. The guard tensed, hand drifting to his sword. He was still in arm's reach of the girl, but he would strike as soon as the priest made his move, any mome-

The priest bowed to the big blond man. "In the name of Morr, I greet you T-"

"Haha!" Thor said, approaching the priest and taking his hand, shaking it vigorously. "Yes, it is a pleasure to meet you too."

Befuddled, the priest allowed his hand to be shook.

Thor pressed a finger to his lips, trying to pass it off as scratching an itch.

"I - yes," the priest said, still confused, but rallying when he spied the covered bodies. "The watch informs me that there are lost souls in need of rites."

"Just so," Thor said, before gesturing at the guard. "I have given him the gold to ensure their needs are met."

"I will see it done," the priest said, apparently uncaring of the gold, only that this Thor wished it done.

The guard swallowed, dangerous thoughts flitting across his mind. The priest was the priest, and he knew him well enough, but he was awfully pale…

"I know!" Tanya announced suddenly, drawing eyes back to her. "Mikhail clearly had an accomplice, or a contact to receive the goods. For a modest share, we could find this accomplice and arrest him."

"That's watch business," the guard said, opposing it only because the girl wanted it. The priest was the priest, and to suspect him was a fool's thoughts. The man surely knew more about the creatures of the night than he.

"Watch business is restricted to Granzstadt," Tanya said. "This accomplice is likely outside the town."

"The capture of more of those involved in such disrespect for the dead would please Morr," the priest said, as if the outcome was inevitable. He turned an expectant gaze on the guard.

His misgivings aside, he didn't want to disagree with the priest, and it would get the two blonds out of his town. "Fine," he said. "The arrest of Mikhail's accomplice in return for a finder's fee." They would end up on a fruitless chase, he was sure.

"How will we find this blackguard?" Thor asked, apparently sharing the same concerns. "I remember Marienburg," he added pointedly.

Tanya shuffled her feet, looking off to the side, but rallied, brightening. "We have a prisoner to interrogate," she said.

Four gazes went to Mikhail. When the guards had arrived, and he had been passed, unresisting and defeated into their custody, he had been placed against the yard wall and still he sat in its shadow with his hands bound under close watch. His arms were resting on his knees and his head was bowed, but as if sensing their attention, he looked up. He swallowed, paling.

Almost skipping, Tanya made her way over to the poor man, for once looking down on someone, even if only just. That her path took her through the afternoon sun made the guard feel better about leaving the man to her tender mercies.

Whatever was said between the two, he didn't know, but from what he saw of the man's reaction he thought he preferred it that way. Mikhail's face, already shaken, took on new levels of pallor, and his arms began to tremble finely. He managed to force out an answer, and the little girl turned back to them, beaming.

Maybe he was wrong about what she was. Maybe he was overreacting. But no matter the truth, he knew one thing.

He wanted that girl out of his town, vampire or not.

X

Dusk was falling when Thor and Tanya made their way slowly along an old dirt track, heading south from Grenzstadt. In a rickety cart they rode, pulled by an ill tempered donkey, with a number of boxes stacked in its back. They were only filled with rocks and iron, enough to give it weight, as the guards hadn't trusted them with any of the actual smuggled goods as bait. Thor had one hand on the reins, but his gaze was on the mountains rising up before them like they were grasping for the sky, snow capped and immortal, bathed in the light of the dying sun.

At his side, Tanya had less appreciation for the scenery. Her grumbles had long since quieted, but the put out expression she wore remained, and he could only imagine her internal dialogue on the guard officer who had proven so unreceptive to her ideas.

"Think of it this way, Tanya," Thor said. "Perhaps we can loot the smuggler."

Tanya sighed, barely heard over the rumbling of the cart wheels. "It's not the same as official recognition."

"A good deed is a good deed," Thor said, dragging his eyes from the mountains to look at his young companion. "You are beholden to none but yourself."

That drew a smile out of her. "Thank you, Thor," she said. "You are a much better patron than my last 'benefactor'."

He fought the urge to ruffle her hair again. If he used that move too often, it would lose its power. If he ever encountered the godling that had manipulated Tanya's soul for its own gain, however, he wouldn't be held accountable for his actions.

"We're getting close," Tanya said, pointing at a lightning struck tree and breaking him from his thoughts. "The exchange point is down a side path around the next bend." From under her shirt, she pulled a thong of leather, on which there were threaded nine coin sized discs of an almost silver colour. She did nothing more with it than let it sit outside her shirt, for now.

Around the bend they went, and the rarely travelled side path they took. Already on the backroads, now they were further away from help still, should they encounter trouble. They passed through a copse of recently burnt trees, first shoots of new growth showing, as the last rays of the sun were disappearing over the horizon. When they emerged from them, the sun was set, and night had fallen. It was a new moon, and the night was dark, but a lantern was lit and hung from the lantern hanger on the side of the cart.

As they neared their destination, both began to feel the sensation of being watched, of unfriendly eyes lurking in the darkness. Neither gave any indication of unease, but Tanya fiddled with the knot of her necklace, and Thor checked in with Stormbreaker, hidden in the cart.

Abruptly, there was a figure on the path before them, suddenly appearing from the darkness. The donkey stopped of its own accord, refusing to go closer. The figure stood still, clad in a traveller's cloak with the hood raised. "You are not Mikhail." It was a man's voice, raspy with disuse.

Thor and Tanya exchanged a glance, and the girl gave him a nod.

"Mikhail was arrested," Thor said, "though we were able to secure the goods."

The man inhaled slowly, and began to shake his head. "You are lying to me. You carry no corpses in your cart."

"We had to remove the treasures from the bodies to avoid the guards," Thor said. He could hear more movement beyond the light cast by the lantern, shifting around them.

A low rumble sounded in the man's chest. "You mean to tell me you come with only part of the order?"

"Have no fear," Thor said. "We will be happy to wait while you account for all the valuables."

"What do I care for things pulled from dirt and stone?" the man hissed, angry now. "Where is the flesh?!"

So that was how it was. "In the care of a priest of Morr, where you will never disturb them."

The man pulled back his hood, revealing a pale face and oily black hair hanging to his neck. "Brave warrior to come out here at night with his little girl beside him," he said, eyes fixed on Tanya. "Fresh flesh will serve to make up for the shortfall." He drew his lips back in a malicious smile, revealing sharp fangs. A cold wind snuffed out the lantern, bathing them in darkness.

Tanya smiled in return, blue eyes seeming to glow in the dark. "You should have brought more." She opened her hand, and the nine discs in her palm began to hum ominously. An instant later, they shot out into the black night in all directions.

The figure before them shrieked and flailed as one tore through its chest, a desperate keening cry ringing out. It was not the only one, but it held the most pain, as if its wound was greater or more terrible. He curled in on himself, clutching at the wound and writhing in the dirt. Other bodies could be heard falling to the ground, choking or coughing wetly.

Nine bloody discs came back to Tanya's palm, before a trill of magic saw them cleansed. She was frowning. "That was a vampire, but the rest were mortals," she said.

Then, movement, large and swift. Something charged out from the dark, heading right for Tanya. Thor had time to see a hulking form and reaching claws before he reacted, calling for his axe.

"NAY!"

Thunder boomed in the night sky, and the stench of ozone filled the air as a flash of light followed, striking the winged beast that had almost reached Tanya. The beast was swatted aside with a heavy axe blow, guts spilling onto the ground as it was thrown through the air. It collided with a tree, splintering it, and slid to the ground, yet it was not dead. It began to haul itself up, snarling, but then Thor was on it again, and a second blow cleaved its head from its shoulders. The mutated creature collapsed, strings cut.

Crackling lightning illuminated the path, buzzing in Thor's eyes and around his axe. They were surrounded by corpses, six of them and the beast, all bathed in the white-blue light of Thor's power. Man and girl waited for a moment, expecting more, but all was still. There was only the whistle of wind through trees and the growing stench of blood.

"Are you well?" Thor asked.

"Yes, I'm fine," Tanya said, though she spoke quickly. "Thank you." She looked around, inspecting the inhuman foes they had felled. "I was so sure it was smuggling," she said, voice plaintive.

Thor chuckled. "You cannot be right all the time. Now come, let us inspect the enemy so that we might return to the town and tell of our victory."

Tanya hopped from the cart, pausing to scratch the donkey's ears, when she stopped as a thought occurred to her. "This had better count as an arrest."

X

Tanya fumed in silence as they left the guardhouse behind. If she weren't such a well adjusted, law abiding citizen, she would have shown that upjumped guard the error of his ways, or Thor help her-!

Thor put a hand on her shoulder, guiding her down the lantern lit streets of Grenzstadt. "Don't feel so low, Tanya," he said. "It wasn't a complete loss."

"Good deeds, I know," Tanya said. Still, her lower lip trembled in frustration.

"You forget, we were hired originally by Calder, who by my reckoning owes us five gold crowns for our investigation," Thor said, reminding her.

Tanya brightened. "That's right," she said. "We've made a profit after all." Spirits restored, there was some pep in her step as other pedestrians parted before them. They passed a tavern, and the scent of something roasting tugged at her nose.

Still, something occurred to her and made her frown.

"But why the need for bodies shipped from the Empire? There is nowhere in the world with a shortage of corpses."

Thor frowned with her, stroking his beard as he pondered. "A troubling thought, but one that can be considered later. For now, dinner."

The two blonds continued on their way through the town, on the lookout for food. It had been an interesting day.
 
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