...when you say "nothing here is real", that kinda is saying that it's unimportant.The way I tend to think of it is sort of like being in a D&D group that meets at a McDonald's or something. The bonds you make, the memories you share, all of the good life stuff that happens to you during those times are excellent and vital and real.
And absolutely none of it will ever matter to McDonald's, who are there to sweep the floors, sling burgers, and generally keep their restaurant running. It actually can't matter, because McDonald's has to try and serve everyone. The goings-on between you and your friends and the way they run their restaurant are entirely different things. They're happy to have you as regular customers but they are not obliged to provide you a space. It's not your space, it's one you happen to be using and find yourself under the auspices of.
Nobody's out here trying to say that the magic of friendship is unimportant. We're saying that forums governance can't treat it as such.
And your analogy is flawed - it's more like a D&D group meeting in a coffeeshop which specifically has tables set up for gaming. They sell coffee, and maybe donuts, and other stuff, and they provide a space for people to hang out, and they have a sign on the wall saying "no shouting" with a few other rules too, which they have to tap every so often.
Because the rules of the forum are designed to, at least to some degree, try to ensure that people don't fuck with other peoples' enjoyment of the experience. And that's part of why we stick around, which is why the forum keeps running.