剑书: Or, Wandering Tianxia on the Cheap

剑书: Or, Wandering Tianxia on the Cheap
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In the Age of Spring and Autumn, where the line of Zhou had ended in wine stained ignominy and their ministers and generals rose to become hegemon kings, there was the land of rivers and lakes where bravos crossed blades and wits. It existed between one war, one battle, one duel to the next. In this era many legends rose, demon kings and demon slayers, tyrants and bold assassins.

One of them was dubbed the Sword Idiot, and this is their record.
In Ages Past Hundun Was Slain And Their Parts Scattered
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To the reader:

I am the famous Sword Idiot of Yan. I have fought more duels with heroes, sovereigns, and spirits than you have seen summers. I have won most of them, by my count. There are other counts, but since I could beat the people who made those counts like a ritual drum I ignore their measures.

In my sixtieth year, I have grown old and feeble. My strength has wholly deserted me and I can barely halve a boulder with a twig. The mountain monsters no longer know to fear me from my killing air alone. I have no students, because I am a horrible teacher, and whosoever is skilled enough to learn under me, I would have likely slain.

Therefore, by my friend's urging, I have decided to set my life in writing, so that the sword idiots who come after me are inspired by my example. Do not be too proud that you hold my life in your hands! I will pen copies containing nothing but lies and half truths. If you attempt to complete some of the maneuvers I have detailed there you will be short of a limb and my ghost will laugh.

To start, I will detail my life, because I waste no one's time but my own. In my youth, I remembered that the summers were hot and the winters cold, and the rain....



The rain was constant, arriving and departing as the priests said, in the blessed village called Longyau. They were fishers of the Jili Sea, farmed millet and barley, and often hosted barbarian processions. Mercenary legions for the Duke of Yan. In Longyau, the temple to the Dragon King of Jili was the largest building, and a gentleman who thought to build his estate taller than Longyau Temple found a small thundercloud localized entirely within the boundaries of his property until he got the point and tore down three stories, bringing it to it's proper height.

The world without was in a state of disorder. Liberated from the fiction of rule by the last, fox bewitched kings of Zhou, the petty military governors and warlords vied with each other for hegemony. Like unsightly zits, meadows with corpse grass rose under heaven. The mountains and faraway forests became haunts for demons who crowned kings and warred like men. Legions of men broken by war banded with demons to make more war, and none could tell the difference. The four barbarians swelled in strength and marched inwards to the land between the rivers and grew fat and mighty.

Yet, let it be known. The hardest of times are the most storied of times. Like mosquitos heroes rose, madmen of passion, inhuman exemplars of morality, petty persons who were struck with fortune, so on and so forth.

Longyau was somewhat shaped like a cracked bowl. Mountains hemmed in the village and the fields, and rivers ran into the ocean. There were no levees or dams because the priests were in good relation with the Dragon King, and Longyau wine graced His August Majesty's banquets for his crab generals and lobster ministers. As the sun rises in the east and sets in the west, Longyau's importance as holy site for all of Yan was constant, and no king or duke thought to levy any more taxes past the minimum for the province.

Let it be known that there are no heavens in the Saha World. Even in Longyau there are beggars and lepers, perhaps more, for providence had already cured a pious old woman, and thousands more arrived desperate and hungry. Some were cured. Some were not.

In this city there was a youth, who had no father or mother, or indeed clan nor name. Frequently, they wandered Longyau with an animal companion, which the villagers named him after on the advice of a seer. Please decide their name and nature.
[]- Diao (貂): Like a marten, their narrow eyes, slick smile, and lying words lurked around the village. If someone cut their throat, they would steal the thread from the surgeon and die laughing. Their mouth made promises they could not fulfill and eventually they were thrashed soundly and left to rot in a streetside gutter.
[]- Ma (马): The poor barbarian child, maybe mute, maybe dumb, incoherent to the world and the world was incoherent to it, leading a horse by the reins since time remembered. They lived the life of an animal, uninterested in the affairs of man, eating when hungry, drinking when thirsty, and sleeping when tired in mountain brook and city alike. But, one day a great boar trampled them on their wanderings.
[]- É (鹅): They limped around the marketplace, the terror of children's gangs and merchant stalls. A vague irritation hung about them like a midday mirage. All of the errant youth paid tribute to them like a small duke, enforced by their quick hand. But one day, they caught a flu and were abandoned by their compatriots and were left to die alone in a burned shack.

Say what you wish about that youth, but their luck was extremely good. As they lay dying, they heard a voice. "Child, you are neither male nor female. Are you perhaps Hundun, choking there in the dust?"

"Ghrhk," the youth choked in demonstration. Sweat ran down like rivers. The yellow dust of the dirty floor covered their back. They dearly wished for the voice to stop talking and do something about them. Take away the pain, anything.

"Well, I suppose I am the age for an apprentice, anyhow," the voice mused.

A master found him and nursed them back to health. Decide who.
[]- Xie Zhu (蝎主): He was a wandering pipa player who played in palatial manors and crossroads alike, almost a fairy, untouched by the world. Still, after a scandalous affair with the Duke of Liang, he found it paramount to flee far, far away, to Longyau village, where the enemies of the court and furious family members and the scorned fiancee could not find him.
[]- Yu Muqin (于木秦): Three palaces, one tower, and two fortresses were erected by Yu Muqin, who still counted the carving of rather shoddy statues his true calling. For this he squandered the budget his lord gave him, lengthening the time to personally carve the fixtures rather than seeing to the strength of the pillars and walls. For this he fled in the night, before his lord noticed and called for his head.
[]- Tu Gong (屠公): Tu Gong was young in Longyau, before he left to grow old and find a fortune in the south. He returned a silent, flinching butcher, and never said what happened to him. Common consensus was that he became a soldier, and from his muscled arms and quick hands a good one, too. He would have been feared, but his gentle nature made him mocked, instead.
 
Hundun Was a Faceless Giant, And His Fellow Emperors Cut Him in the Shape of Man
In Longyau, there was an old hunter. Once she cultivated millet with the rest of them but one day a bear came down from the mountains and slew her family and many others. Before the prayers to the dragon kings were finished, she took her grandfather's crossbow and marched into the mountains alone, killed the bear, and ate it's heart under the moon.

But the hero never returned.

She remained there in the shack she built in the foot of the mountains, claiming to be on guard for the bear's ghost. No one bothered her, until one day the son of a duke claimed to see her poaching, when he himself was out hunting. She was executed and the shack passed to her nephew, who was quite glad to pawn it off to the first buyer, for not only was it situated at an awkward distance to the town, he swore he saw his aunt's ghost, still young, mouth stained with blood and eyes burning with hate.

Age seven.

Ma, as everyone called the youth, was trampled by a boar. The hooves cut into his chest and crushed his ribs. They were wheezing like a hissing kettle at the side of a road, and the way they shouted in the language nobody knew sounded like a thousand demons howling.

It was lucky that Tu Gong passed by. Ma's white horse, an old, broken down mare, ambushed him at the side of the street and dragged him by the sleeve to the child, and the rest you already know.

He rushed to the doctor, pushing aside another client, who thought him a rowdy fellow and was about to protest when a sharp knife flew clear from Tu Gong's back and was pressed to his jugular. Thus convinced of the urgency of the matter, the other client graciously let Tu Gong go in front of him.

It only took three days for Ma to go missing from the bed. The doctor and Tu Gong discovered the child feeding the old mare a sheaf of wheat.

Later that day Tu Gong brought the shack in the mountains because it was the only house he could afford. As the sun passed through the months, Tu Gong, in his own bumbling, silent way, raised Ma, who like most children were attracted to anything shining, which the knives and cleavers were. They were iron, of the newest make, and he polished and sharpened them almost religiously, from thin, flexible knives made to slice muscle, heavy cleavers that chopped bones, and everything in between. Every morning, day in and day out, Ma woke up early to feed the horse and stare at the affair.

"Don't touch that," Tu Gong said one day, when Ma picked up a thin knife.

"Baa," Ma half sang, half moaned, and pointed the knife at Tu Gong. The point brushed against his forehead and the butcher broke out into cold sweat, staring into the eyes of the half barbarian child. They seemed fixed on some other sky, focused and unfocused, until they broke the gaze for some reason, tossed the knife back into the rack, and ran off into the mountains. Tu Gong rubbed his forehead.

Age nine.

Now Ma knew how to clean meat from bone, how to best cleave through a joint, and slit an animal's throat so it would bleed out quick and clean. With master and apprentice working in tandem, they made names as people you could hand a sheep over and have all the meat out before you finished a cup of tea. But Tu Gong misjudged his hometown, for the city was barely a city, and the three butchers- Masters Jin, Yi, and Song- were enough for Longyau at that time. These three were more than butchers. They were wealthy enough to put on the airs of gentlemen, even though in practice, they came off as boorish merchants, even by the standards of boorish merchants. They refused to allow their apprentices to leave, they diversified their investments through legitimate means, bribery to the officials, or simply by challenging the offender. Butchers, after all, were essentially swordsmen, being skilled in the art of hewing and hacking meat apart with sharp objects.

They disliked each other, and especially Tu Gong, who they thought was especially arrogant because he named himself butcher. The cheek! they exclaimed over their tea. Fortune, at least, was kind. It was an uncommonly good year for Longyau, which as mentioned was an uncommonly prosperous province to begin with. For two years the herds swelled and there were no need to fight over customers amongst the four masters. Tu Gong was savvy. The moment he entered Longyau, he understood the situation and resigned himself with a smaller clientele of farmers and herders who disliked killing their animals. These folk, who often could not pay with currency, sheepishly turned up some time later with a basket of eggs or an entire chicken, or offer to repair the clothes on Tu Gong and Ma's back, tiny favors.

One day the stars were out and the sky was speckled with pearls. It was a shame to sleep in such a beautiful night, so Tu Gong sat on the steps of the shack with a bottle of cheap yellow wine to stare into the starry black. Ma was also out, dancing with youthful abandon. It would have been perfect, a bemused Tu Gong thought, if they were not dancing with a horse skull held over their head, like a mask. They sang in that same alien tongue in a cadence like a calvary charge.

It is not, Tu Gong had long known, that Ma was silent, as some told him. They had a lot to say, except that they could not express it. He needed to learn the language. It is such a cruelty to grow up with the only connection being knives and butchery. He had nothing else to give.

Age eleven.

In the spring of that year, a mercenary band of demons or men called the Iron Shirted Luoshas came. They were fierce Yi barbarians who traveled from distant lands. Each of them wore a shirt of iron mail, and they carried black iron clubs and sabers. Their bows were of fine make. Of note was their chieftain named Motiandaer, a great, tiger-fanged brute with a soft voice who carried a fishing net, stuffed to bulging with the corpses of songbirds. When he fancied a small meal he would eat one feathers and all. Furthering this dissonance was his charity. He liked nothing more to offer passers by one the street this meal, and did not understand why they screamed and ran away.

Motiandaer had concluded that the central plains were full of extraordinarily rude people, but was in no way dispirited. He vowed to the Ten Headed Lord, disciple to the Great God, that one day he would find someone who would accept a meal out of his net.

This, as well as fear of the ten headed demon god that the Luoshas brought with them, and the constant chanting to the idol they did in their negotiated field, the people prayed to the Dragon King of Jili, Ao Tang, for a guardian against the deity who probably ate children, as most unfamiliar deities did.

Now Ao Fan was not born a dragon. He was a carp that attained the dragon and human form through the arts, and thus was uncommonly fearsome. Because of his temper and origins he was called Hulong. When he came to Jili it rained for a week and all the flowers bloomed after though it was high summer and all the grass yellow. After his arrival, Motiandaer told his Luoshas that no longer would they give oblations to the Ten Headed Lord until their contract of ten years was over, to general sadness.

These two barbarians would intersect with Ma's life. This is relevant.

There was a day that Ma went out wandering. Business was slow and Longyau's roads winded through some picturesque mountains and beaches, so they took the old mare, now so old people brushed her mane and fed her fine wheat as if she was half a god, out on one last trip. Along the road to Jili he met Motiandaer, riding along.

At one glance, the barbarian chieftain laughed. Many small animals fled the immediate area out of fright. "Child, why are you walking when you have a horse?" Motiandaer asked, stopping his own horse.

Ma cocked their head. They were getting to learn the language, though it was slow going. Motiandaer also spoke with an accent like gargling rocks and moonlight. "I don't understand you," he said in his own tongue, and began walking off.

"A Tiele!" Motiandaer exclaimed in that language, with a lighter accent. This stopped Ma in their tracks. It was as if Motiandaer clubbed them on the head. "You are far from home, wolf-child. Here, have a bird."

"You speak like me?" Ma turned. "What is Tiele? Why do you have a bird? These people worship worms and snakes. What is wrong with them? That's not a good god to worship. They are dumb."

"A dragon," Motiandaer said, still holding out a bird, "is not a worm or a snake. They are more like nagas, see? They bring rain and good fortune. People of the plows always like that sort of thing."

"I don't know what a naga is but they sound dumb, too."

"They are giant, ten headed snakes that can grow large enough to flatten forests."

This caused Ma to think it over. "Still stupid," they concluded.

Motiandaer laughed. "How bold! You should join us, the Iron Shirted Luoshas. Do you have parents, wolf child?"

At that, Ma became silent and moody. "I don't know," he eventually said. "I don't remember," and said no more.

"Well, you must have someone," Motiandaer declared. "Your clothes, hey, I'd think they were recently patched. Where's your patron? I want to see him."

After that, the two barbarians traveled back to the shack at the foot of the mountains. Tu Gong was splitting wood for the fire when he saw a glint of sunshine on metal, and went to retrive a long, sharp cleaver. He was vindicated by the appearance of Motiandaer and kept the knife well in hand, until he spotted Ma walking by his side, jabbering away.

"Ho, the butcher!" Motiandaer called out, leaping from his horse. "You have a child. He is Tiele."

Tu Gong considered this. "What?" he asked.

"Your child," Motiandaer pointed a clawed hand at Ma, who took the barbarian's black horse side by side with the old white horse to the post. "A Tiele. A barbarian tribe, as you call all of us, but they build some towers. Anyway, won't you invite me for tea? I traveled quite a distance, and have a proposition for you."

"Do you come in peace, Iron Shirted Raksha?"

"Your boy already stabled my horse,' Motiandaer pointed out. "Don't be fooled by my fearsome mein. I'm no tiger except when it suits me."

"Hmm." Ma had already ran off to go poke at a worm. "Fine, then." Tu Gong let his cleaver hang at his side. "Come in. Keep your head down."

"Of course, of course," Motiandaer followed Tu Gong inside. "Does the boy know you're a dab hand with a knife? Especially, I note, in the field of human butchery."

"They're not a boy."
"Oh. Girl?"

Tu Gong shrugged.

"You haven't answered my question, I notice."

"That doesn't have to do with anything." Compared to Motiandaer, who ate all the space in the tiny room, Tu Gong was insubstantial, a tick on the fur of a great tiger.

"I suppose, but the child is really bold. Once you learn Tiele they'll ask you to learn how to swing a sword. Most children do. I haven't met one who doesn't. Would you like a songbird? They're delicious" A blue feathered bird was offered.

Tu Gong took the bird and stared at it for a long while. Motiandaer waited. "You said something about language?" He asked, plucking the bird's feathers. At this Motiandaer was pleased.

"You are putting off my other question," Motiandaer complained. "But whatever! Yes, I want to teach you Tiele. Well, I say I want, but it's Ma that made me. They really like you, you know!"

"It'd be better to teach him the common tongue. I haven't heard of the word Tiele until you showed up. No one else would. It's useless." The bird was plucked empty, and Tu Gong stepped away to start a fire over the stove.

"You dead fish, I just told you that your strange child loves you! You should be leaping for joy!" Motiandaer stuck out his legs. "Fine! Teach you Tiele, teach him huaxia. I'll do both! I'm Motiandaer! Nothing is beyond my grasp!"

The smell of meat roasting filled the shack. "Oh? Then why aren't you praying to that ten headed god of your's, after Ao Fan came?"

"Look, I've finally displayed some prudence and you people expect me to break it."

So in the spring of that year, Motiandaer often arrived when he had the time, that ogre, teaching words and grammar like a scholar to the half barbarian child. His presence frightened off the previous clientele, so he sheepishly ordered the Luoshas to patronize the shack. This did not help matters at all and very soon no one came to Tu Gong. At least the Luoshas were ravenous eaters.

Ma learned the language in fits and starts. Tu Gong proved himself wholly incapable, but did his best. Still, they enjoyed each other's company, and yes, when they were feeling charitable, even Motiandaer's.

Ma was a problem child when they were growing up. Choose how:
[]- Ma's father may have been Tu Gong, but their mother was the ghost with a bloody mouth, who they visited whenever Tu Gong was not looking in the deep mountain.
[]- Just because the Luosha's came did not mean Ma resigned themselves to serving them. They alone opened a stall at the market and stubbornly attempted to capture their previous customers.
[]- Some priests got fat heads, and enjoyed flaunting themselves. Most let their boasts and insults float past like water. Not Ma, who found it enjoyable to argue, then fight them.
 
Idiot Wonton Soup
In the early days of their coexistence, Ma had still not gotten used to the whole business of sleeping in a house. They had only thought of them as places to break into and eat what was in, and run before the owners came home. So in the night they snuck away to lie on the wet grass. Tu Gong had of course heard their comings and goings, and thought about asking them to stop, but concluded that since he was an unmarried bachelor without any family to tell him otherwise, that this was perhaps a natural mode of rest for Ma.

One of those days, Ma stared up at a full moon so bright that they could see as good as daytime when they heard something rustle in the bush. They let it pass by. If it was a bear then they were already playing dead. If it was something else then whatever happened would happen. They did keep an eye on the bushes, though. It was all in all, most likely a raccoon or some other animal. Nothing to be worried about.

See? They thought when they saw a pair of yellow eyes. That's the moonlight, reflected. Just another raccoon or fox, maybe, trying to break into the house. Go on, Ma urged it in their mind. Go take your chance. I don't care. Everyone needs to eat. I don't begrudge you.

The animal did not move. Moonlight fell on a living shadow. A ghost with a bloody mouth stood there.

So naturally Ma stood up, walked back into the shack, and took a mantou and placed it at the foot of the ghost. It said something but Ma still did not understand the people from the central plains, and went back to sleep on the wet dew. The next morning the mantou was gone. Ma thought nothing more of it and went to watch Tu Gong sharpen his knives.

The ghost came and went. It was first a little bit frightening, and Ma portioned out a bit of their food to offer to the ghost since Tu Gong didn't notice it at all. Even when it was standing in the same room as him. He thought that Ma was raising some small animal for a pet.

It became a she in Ma's mind at some point. Maybe it was when the ghost manifested in the woods to show them a patch of delicious mushrooms, or maybe it was when it chilled Ma to the bone when they almost stepped on a snake. They were emboldened by her, this strange guardian deity, walking deeper into the mountains every passing day, growing stronger and stronger in the forests and mountains, until one day Ma could and did chase down a goat over mountainous crags and caught it with their bare hands, and cooked it Tiele style- a formless soup of millet and meat, the way Motiandaer taught him.

It stuck in their mind like a rock when they realized that there was nothing special about it and they did not understand what that meant.

The day that Ma learned the common tongue was a joyful one. She was brushing their hair when she said, "you are growing tall."

"Thank you," they said back, and spooked the spook. They were pretty proud of it. The ghost leapt back and pointed in a not-understanding manner. "Motiandaer is teaching me," they explained, dusting off their robes.

"That ogre I see with you? He-" The ghost paused. "Well, I shouldn't complain. We're all demons together."

"You're not a demon. I like you," Ma said with the earnestness of youth. The ghost ruffled their hair. "Do you have a name? I wonder. Hadn't known."

She looked up at the clouds crossing over the sun and licked her bloody lips and said, "Jie. Do you want to see some bears?" They did and together they walked into the mountain forest branches bare with autumn. There were two black beasts muzzles red with human blood. That never bothered Ma, who had the power of youthful belief in Jie. The bears hugged and wrestled them like they were still a beast, and they left when the moon was peeking over the sea.

Tu Gong was furious that night, when he discovered a strand of bloody bear fur in Ma's clothes. It scared them. "What," the butcher said. There and then Ma knew that he could kill them just as easy as a sheep, beating their flesh into a pulp with the clothes-beater. "Is this?"

"Fur," Ma replied. They edged closer to the knives. Tu Gong saw this. "It's fur."

All of a sudden the anger bled out of him and he was once again poor old Tu Gong. He sat on the ground, but it was more like falling. "Come here." He patted the green riverside grass in front of him. "Let's talk." Ma did the first, but not the second. Tu Gong fidgeted. He scratched his stubbly beard, stared at the sun, before he finally said, "I'm sorry."

"You're bad at this father thing," Ma summarized.

"I am, I am," Tu Gong laughed. "Motiandaer would know more. But I want you to know that I won't hit you. I'm not that kind of guy."

"Huh?"

"You moved towards the knives." He nodded at the small pile of polished iron drying on a tree stump. "I saw. My eyes are still pretty good, I'm not that old. I... Ah, hell. Just don't go into the mountains anymore. The city's all abuzz with maneater bears. It's hard enough being associated with the Luoshas, if they hear the barbarian witch-child is playing with bears..." He made a cutting motion with his hands that Ma associated with beheading chickens.

Ma nodded, and then bowled Tu Gong over in a full body hug. Tu Gong lifted Ma up around his waist, laughing all the while and thinking the matter was done. But the next week, the next month when the master was away handling business in Longyau they would still slip into the mountains to play with the two bears- now twice as tall as them- under Old Jie's spectral eyes.

This time, it was Motiandaer who caught them, when the older bear locked Ma into a hug and tumbled him under the hooves of Motiandaer's horse. "Oh. Hello," Ma said after he struggled to a stand and threw the bear to the ground.

"I see you are wrestling with animals," Motiandaer approved. He threw a bird at the bear, and the bear, being a bear, ate it and Motiandaer was pleased. "A very good choice for a growing lad. Why, I remember when I was a child and fought with tigers. There's some very fine specimens further north, you know."

"I'm not a lad."

"Don't be confusing," Motiander chided, alighting from the horse. "Here!" He held out a bowl wrapped in a cloth. Ma took it and sniffed it. It was some kind of soup, with dumplings floating in it. Before he could eat it the bear cub smacked it into the ground and began eating it. Stupid bear, Ma thought. "By the by," Motiandaer continued, "I will say, I have heard some things about there being man eating bears in the woods. If that is one of them, then…"

Ma tensed, back sour from the thought of Motiandaer's anger. "...Great job!" the ogre smiled. "How heroic. The best heroes are all raised in obscurity fighting monstrous beasts and such until they come of age. Still, you should remember where the roads are. One last thing, where is your father?"

"In the city," Ma smiled back.

"Oh. Then tell him that I am leaving next spring. The best wars are in the west. Qin and Chu are fighting again. As a matter of apology, seeing as how I've driven away everyone else, I'll take you with us! We'll need a quartermaster and you Tieles shouldn't live tied down like trees."

The moment they heard that their heart grew wings and flew high above the clouds. Away from Longyau! They returned to the chack with still deliriously giddy at the thought. Maybe they would go south to the Ximalaya Mountains where Motiandaer was from, or wander the southern countries like Tu Gong once did. Perhaps, they thought as they cut apart the three goats that Tu Gong left them, things would make sense if they took in that air. Perhaps not.

Halfway through the third, Tu Gong returned with a black eye. "It's just an eye," he muttered when Ma touched it with their fingers and blew into it. "Besides, they were too weak. What's the matter?"

"Motiandaer says he's leaving in spring," Ma said after they were sure it was just a flesh wound, and returned to their butchery. "He says he wants to take us with him when he does. Are we?"

"I don't know," Tu Gong said, scratching his stubble. "You've never been on a battlefield."

"The youngest Luosha is thirteen. I'm a year his elder."

"But they're-" barbarians. "-born into it. You? If I hadn't picked you up you would have been the finest hermit for leagues around."

Ma laughed. "I could tell everyone that they are idiots for something as stupid as eating millet and the duke would drag me into his court and give me an office."

"You'd also have to leave your ghost."

"My ghost?" In three moves they cut the ribs of the lamb, as light as a feather.

"The woodcutter told me," Tu Gong said behind them, as they continued splitting the tendons and ligaments of the legs. "That he saw you talking with a shade."

"I thought I hid pretty good."

"At least it wasn't bears. I paid him off with a chicken," Tu Gong sighed. "But what can I do to get you to stop? You can't… I'm not a priest, and the temple masters won't open their doors for me no matter what I do."

Ma shrugged. Silence fell.

"If I teach you to use a sword, will you?"

"What?" Ma turned in a hurry.

"You heard me. Swords." Ma threw the knife down and hugged Tu Gong from behind. "That's a yes, then."

They woke up early the next morning, and Tu Gong handed Ma a stick and a book. "What am I supposed to do with these," Ma asked, lifting both.

"The stick's the sword. You can't think I would hand you a blade, would you?"

Ma stared at Tu Gong, who suddenly remembered their occupation. "Right," he coughed. "They're different, though. That book, it's written by my master, who was executed for grave robbing."

"Wow. Did you do that too?"

Tu Gong scratched his head. "Yes," he admitted after a while, "but I only stole the jewels and not the bodies. I was starving, anyway. Look here…"

That day, the Tendon Severing Skill, was passed down to Ma in Longyau Village, in the kingdom of Yan. Ma felt cheated. After a week of tutelage, Ma largely concluded that it was essentially butchery on moving targets. When they raised that fact to Tu Gong, the master shrugged and said, "that's what fencing is, isn't it?"

This stayed with him for quite a while, and then they forgot all about it, in favour of wild dreams about wandering the land and challenging people into duels. They would pester Tu Gong for stories about the strongest bravos, and the master would answer only in generics. "After all," Tu Gong said, "I was too busy in the butcher shops. I learned this to be healthy, nothing more. Now, when you swing the sword downward, I want to see your grip loosen..."

So it goes. They learned it quickly, although Tu Gong refused to let Ma do anything with it. On their part they simply waited, because they were sure that eventually, they would fight as part of the Iron Shirted Luoshas.

One last thing.

One misty morning when Tu Gong had strained his back and was therefore sleeping in late, and Ma was polishing the small armory of knives and one sword, the ghost Jie came to them for the last time. Her misty hands clamped around their eyes. "Guess who?"

"Jie?"

"I haven't seen you. Your old master keeping you busy?"

Ma shrugged. "He's teaching me how to fence."

"Fencing? Are you planning on becoming a soldier?"

Ma shrugged again. "He don't want me to see you anymore."

Her hands around his eyes turned cold like inverse fire. "Why?" The word froze the air.

"I'm leaving," Ma said, not knowing what else. "This spring, with the Luoshas. Master says we can't find any work without them, and someone saw me with you. If I keep on, then…"

"Fine, then." Suddenly she was gone. Ma waited, and the spectre did not appear out of the mist again. So they shrugged and kept on with their business.

And then three days later, an old woodcutter was found, his corpse mangled beyond recognition. And his sons. And his wives. And his cousins, and their cousins as well. The village was roused in an incoherent fury, and even Ao Fan took notice after three solid days of prayers. The only reason why he had not leapt down was that Xie-E, the minister of Jili Sea, reminded him that it was not sure if it was a demon or a man.

Who Is Blamed For The Murders?
[]- Motiandaer: The demon from the west. It had to be him! He must have hid his intents well over the years but demons cannot defeat their natures, and he must have thought no one would miss an old woodcutter.
[]- Tu Gong: The stranger butcher. Wasn't he seen talking to him, not a weeks before? And weren't the corpses… butchered, like with his knives? There are strangers, many said, but it is the scorpion close to the heart that stings.
[]- Ma: The witch child. Of course, him! Or her, or whatever nonsense they wanted. The child of some barbarian witch, now old, would of course do evil. It might be that horse, or… didn't he wrestle with bears, and wasn't the demon Mutiandaer her master?
 
Exit the Mountains
Ma woke up one morning and went to the river to wash their face, and when they returned they saw a crowd gathered around the shack. How strange, they thought. Did something happen recently? But no matter how much they racked their brains, nothing came up. No triumphant marches, no defeats. No prince died, and the next festival day was weeks away. They left the woods and saw that some carried spears, shining early-morning light into their eyes.

They blinked.

Tu Gong was in a stockade.

There was a gentleman in armor, his eyes sharp and cruel. "There's the apprentice," he almost yawned, snapping a fan shut at Ma. "Chain that brat up, too, for… what were the charges?"

"Murder, necromancy, and practice of shamanship without liscence, sir."

"Yes, that."

Ma froze like a deer. Thoughts raced through them and none of them were useful. Running, they thought, running is useful. So they did. One moment, at the edge of the clearing, there was the accused's apprentice. The next, they were gone, save for the rustling of leaves. "Hm," the gentleman- Magistrate Wu, sniffed. "So he fled. Obviously guilty, then."

"Or they-"

"Shut him up," the magistrate snapped, and one of the men holding Tu Gong in the stockades- arms and legs bound so tight he almost couldn't feel his arms and legs- hit him in the face. "Who here knows these mountains?"

A man with ashy grey hair stepped forward. "I, Jie Li. When I was young I harvested ginseng here, with my grandaunt."

"And poached, eh? No matter. Take whoever you need and hunt the apprentice down. Take the master to the gaol, and when you catch the brat throw them in with the master." Magistrate Wu continued. "What are you fellows waiting for?"

"Sir," a voice called out, hesitant, "wouldn't it be better just to… kill them here?" A murmur of agreement swept through the crowd.

"Unfortunately for you rubes I am bound to the law, and until I receive their confession he will not be touched by the mob, understand?"

"I confess," Tu Gong coughed. Heads turned and Magistrate Wu, for a second, thought that he could go home early and contemplate nothing at all. "I confess," Tu Gong said again, "that this entire thing is a waste of time. I haven't-" Whatever he was about to say, went unsaid because the magistrate smashed his fan into Tu Gong's jaw, and the butcher went limp.

Jie Li left the mob as they returned to Longyau, following the wild child's trail. He had a feeling that Ma would probably be at the peak. Jie Li was right. Halfway up the mountain where there were only rocks, he saw the child staring at the ground. His boots made a crunching sound and Ma looked up.

"You," they growled, a disheveled thing. Mud splattered the hem of their robes and there were twigs stuck in their hair, and in their left hand was an old bronze blade, drawn out of the black lacquer sheathe in a flash of golden light.

"Me," Jie Li agreed, slowly unhooking his hatchet from his belt. "Is my grandaunt doing well?"

"She is a ghost," Ma said, adjusting their grasp. "What do you think?"

"Right. I'm sorry. I have to…"

"You're a coward. Shut up and fight."

They paced like wolves around each other. They took away their master, Ma thought. With spears. They were a coward. They should have stayed and fought. Motiandaer would have fought. All of them were cowards who needed a hundred just to take one Tu Gong.

He killed that old woodcutter, Jie Li thought. He knew keeping that old shack on the market was a bad idea. Now their family will be stained with the old ghost's doing, even years and years after she died. If he didn't exorcise these demons, the Jie family would be a walking corpse.

In between breaths, Ma dissolved. Their self was abraded, the taboos slowly forgotten under the unthinking, semiconscious rage. It was not practice. They held a length of killing steel, and their enemy wanted nothing more- they could read it in Jie Li's blank beast-eyes- to bury his hatchet in their skull.

It was a very beautiful morning. Scraps of mist still hung over the lowlands, and the birds were in rare cheer. A raincloud was moving in from the sea.

Ma was very inexperienced. Their first move was a killing lunge to the throat, and Jie Li stepped to the side and voided it. The axe glinted like an executioner's guillotine, but Ma tumbled like an acrobat and swung the sword where Jie Li's throat was.

"You're good," Jie Li grunted, rubbing his throat. "I should have known that that sorcerer would have taught you swordsmanship."

"Where did you take him." Stony voice. Their hands trembled just a bit.

"To Longyau, where he'll be butchered. You had best-" They moved together. Or, maybe Jie Li moved first, and Ma reacted faster, or, Ma stumbled over some gravel and had to commit there and then. It was not over in a second, because the sword bit into the wooden haft and they fell kicking and pummeling each other like drunken brawlers. Ma was young, inexperienced, but strong beyond measure. They wrestled with bears and ran over mountain crags like a goat. The wilderness raised them, and Jie Li only visited. Because of this, they would decide, was why Ma shoved the blade through the wood and into the old hunter's airpipe, and sawed right.

Behold the art of swords.

Blood covered the road and air whistled out of the ruined lung. If Jie Li thought to say something with his eyes they were too late. Like a newborn foal Ma stood up, legs unsteady, face splattered with blood. They sheathed their swords and looked at the destroyed human clay.

Then they vomited and buried the body with stones, bowed like a man, and ran down the mountain towards Longyau, where a mob had gathered in the central thoroughfare to the yamen, howling so loud that Ma heard it, even while they were on the outskirts. Everywhere was empty. The stalls. The streets. No windows shuttered at their arrival, and when they finally collapsed against the whitewashed walls, chest heaving, it was to the crowd, baying for Tu Gong's blood. "You are all mad," he said, standing tall even in chains. "My apprentice would do no such thing. I have lived here for years. What do you have to slander-"

"You consort with the barbarians, sir," Master Yi, in old but fine robes, said. "Motiandaer raised that child more than you!"

"Oh, and so?" Tu Gong scoffed as the magistrate rubbed his brow. "Is that a crime now? In Chu everyone from Yan are no better than the Di or the Yi."

"You haven't answered the question!" Master Jin, in robes lined with silk like a regular parvenu. "What did he teach him? Aye, I've heard he dances with a horse skull!"

"Alright, alright, shut up," Magistrate Wu snapped. "Where is Jie Li? He cannot have taken this long." Ma's hand sweated and became cold, and the sword dropped out of their grip. The crowd rippled, heads turning towards them. "There!" someone shouted. "He's killed Jie Li!"

Everything was chaos after that.

The sword swung clear from the scabbard, tracing a circle and forcing the first wave back a step. Tu Gong bashed Magistrate Wu over the head with the edge of his stockade and snatched the key from his belt, dissapearing under the press of bodies, then reappearing with his arms free. Yes! Ma's heart was lifted into the grey clouds, swollen with rain. All they could think was to push forward, to where Tu Gong was. Then they could flee old Longyau Village, and never be found again.

The first one to attack was Chen Jia, who served as a mercenary escort and was tutored by Li Kai-wen. The thin single backed saber swung downwards. Ma rushed forward, until they were under the arm. With the sword they cut Chen Jia's thigh and arterial blood sprayed out. The second was Lau, who was Master Song's apprentice. He drew a cleaver, so Ma cut at his wrist and made him drop the knife. Then snicker-snack, Lau's arm flew away. Then the third. The fourth. The fifth. And then...

Ma blinked. The crowd was backing away. They took a step forward. They took a step back. They raised the bloody bronze blade and the crowd took two steps back.

Fun.

"Enough!" Master Song was a mountain in the sea of people, head and shoulders above everyone else. Everyone else were dogs compared to this old tiger, rolling up his sleeves. Two apprentices appeared at his side, carrying a giant hunk of metal in the shape of a cleaver. "Good skill! But it ends here."

I can beat him, Ma thought, sliding into a low stance.

They could not. When they charged in, Master Song smashed an elbow into their face. Dirt scraped their back, and there was a flash of light reflected on steel. Ma had rolled away, but only barely. They could see their reflection in the blade. And then it was gone, disappeared in the sun's glare.

It thudded against the earth. Someone- it was Tu Gong, how did he get here?- dragged him up and out of the way. "Run." his eyes were fixed on Master Song, who rested the sword point into the ground.

"I can fight, you just saw me," Ma said.

"You shouldn't have." He took the sword back, wiping the blood off. It's just going to come back, Ma thought. "Go. Run."

"Where? You can't just-"

"Find Motiandaer. Or anywhere, I'll find you."

Ma nodded and split, followed by two butcher apprentices, who had, in the death of Magistrate Wu, appointed themselves yamen runners. Before they could even pass Tu Gong he cut them down in a shimmer of bronze. "I never knew," Master Song said, lifting his sword, "that there was such a man as you in our midst. I, Song Ye, will-"

Master Song looked down. He flicked the cleaver that was protruding from his ribcage. "Oh," he said and died.

"Song Ye has died," Tu Gong announced. "Who, then, will compare?"

It was a challenge. Masters Jin and Yi looked at each other. If they let the other go first, they would implicitly rank the other before them. But, Tu Gong killed Master Song so easily. The wind blew the road's dust all around them in little eddies. C'mon, Tu Gong urged them. C'mon. Make this easy for me. Challenge me to a duel, come at me in ones and twos. I can't take all of you on at the same time.

"I," Master Jin shouted first, "am Jin Ti-"

"Belay that!" Master Yi bawled, pulling his compatriot back. "Why do we need to uphold honor against this cur? Charge!" Oh, dear, Tu Gong thought, as Master Yi whipped a saber above his head and led the furious stampede towards him. I appear to be in some trouble.

Who Arrived First:
[]- The Iron Shirted Luoshas, in full battle dress, arrived on the scene with orders from the Duke of Longyau to quell the chaos.
[]- A demon bear exploded through the wall and slew many before it's presence was even registered.
[]- Ma returned, at the head of a stampede of horses, whooping and hollering like a Tiele war party, horse crop in hand.
 
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Cut a Dragon
There was good news and bad news at that moment, because Tu Gong did not need to kill the population of Longyau Village. The bad news was that it was the same moment that a giant bear, head and shoulders above the walls that it just smashed through like an avalanche. In one second, the back ranks dissolved into mists of meat and blood in it's passing. The next, Master Jin turned to face it, with his best disciples forming serried ranks around him. Their sabers flashed. The claws of the bear flashed and all the men were bowled over like dolls, thrown by an uncaring child. Master Jin took the first blow, and in a flash of metal struck the bear's neck.

There was no blood on the saber. The monstrous bear smashed him into a wall and in the third moment, reached Tu Gong. The swipe shook him to his bones. It was like standing in the vanguard of the army again, facing down chariots and horses with only a thin length of metal against the weight of an armored charge. The second swept him off his feet and into the wall like the twitching pile of flesh and cloth once called Jin, flakes of stone rising in his vision. Just barely he got the sword in the way of the bear, hot breath against his face, saliva dripping into his eyes.

Ivory ground against bronze. "Get away from him!" someone yelled. All of a sudden the weight was gone, he turned and saw…

Ma, at the head of a herd of horses. Idiot, Tu Gong thought. What are you doing? Why are you charging for me? You were free, fool. The brave idiot charged at him, and the bear fled. The crowd was silenced. "I knew it!" Master Yi shouted. "Kill the wi-"

"Why did you return?" Tu Gong asked. Ma dismounted and dragged him to his feet.

"You want me to leave you here? Get on the horse." Ma was pushing him, and Tu Gong followed. The street was chaos. The people were split between fending off the bear, and corralling the neighing, mane-tossing herd of horses. The bear was throwing them all around, like it-she- was playing with food. "Let's ride!" they shouted, something like joy in their voice.

The horse reared up. Ma pulled the reins and slapped the riding crop against it's flanks. "Do you actually know how to-"

"No!" Ma interrupted as they nearly tripped over a corpse.

"But you had a horse!" Tu Gong continued, snatching the reins and controlling the mare once again.

"Yeah, and did you ever see me ride it?"

Tu Gong reviewed his memories and found that no, Ma never did. Then both of them fell to the ground. Sunlight glinted off a knife in the animal's neck. "You won't get away that easily!" Master Yi shouted through the stampede. "I-"

The bear hit him over the face. The claws cut into his flesh, and he screamed, blood splattering in crazy circles around him, dripping off of white bone. The monster rounded on them.

It didn't move. Ma stood in front of Tu Gong, shielding him with their body, and the demon did not move. The street was silent. Even the horse had ceased to move. "Are you…" Controlling it? Commanding it? Tu Gong didn't know. He shouldn't have asked, because when Ma nodded everyone knew.

The bear reached out with a paw and ruffled Ma's hair, and turned towards the crowd with a snarl. "Run," Tu Gong grabbed his hand and ran from the melee. Some started to chase them, but they were inconvenienced by the demon bear in their way. "I sound like a cricket, here, but what just happened?"

"That's what I'd like to know, too."

They should have heard Motiandaer and his troop of Luoshas from a mile away. Their iron mail shirts rattled like a temple ceremony. "Duke's augurs told him there was a demon in the marketplace. Ordered us to- is that the demon!? Ma, isn't that the mother bear of the cubs you-"

"You saw a bear?" Ma blurted out.

Motiandaer shrugged. "Yes. You five! Go over there and get the spirit away from the crowd." Five warriors dropped from their horses and hustled into the crowd. "Look, all I want to know is-"

'That's the ghost, that's the ghost," Ma cried, rubbing their eyes. Tears were beginning to form. Motiandaer patted their back and moved past them as a Luosha hit the wall behind them.

"You should run. Duke's got me on catching whoever did this, and they're all going to blame you two. Split up," Motiandaer advised. "If one of you is caught, I'll tell my fellows to stop looking. And we won't be looking too hard."

Tu Gong nodded. Ma hugged Motiandaer, felt the cold metal against their cheek. Then they were gone. They watched him crack his neck and stride with all the confidence in the world. The bear charged at him, ten tons of flesh and bone, and the chief of the Luoshas caught the bear in a hold. OM SHIVA HUM he chanted, in a voice like rolling thunder, again and again. Each time he lifted the bear, and smashed it against the earth. Again and again until Ma was glad that they couldn't see it anymore.



It was not half an hour when Ma staggered to a stop in front of the shack, once again. Tu Gong had gone off to find horses for them, and Ma to pick up what remained of their lives. Thank heavens, the shack was deserted. The manual was still there, the knives as well. They rolled them up in their bedroll and left the house.

The air smelled like the moments after a rainstorm. A thin man, straw cloak and hat, ambled towards them. "How'd ya do," he said in a strange accent. "Y'see anyone 'round?"

"They're all in the city," Ma threw over their shoulder.

"Y'right," he nodded, water shaking off in drewdrops off of his hat. "They got one o' them sorcerers, eh? Wild child. They work pretty fast. Ten taels for the kid's head, twice that for the old man."

"You-" Ma whirled around. The man smiled, a slash of sharpened ivory. It was a threat posture, like a tiger showing their fangs. One hand curled around the hilt of a sword. Ma stopped thinking. It was the pure, avastistic reflex of a cornered rat that made him drop the bundle and grab a knife.

He caught it between his fingers. "Good form. But disappointing, ain't it? I was hopin' the big bad sorcerer could do something more than this." Thunder rumbled in the distance. He began to twist, and Ma's arm warped under the stress. They let go and picked up another knife, one of several scattered around the meadow. "You've got spirit. That's good. Ain't no fun in killin' cowards. I'll give ya three more, how 'bout that?"

"I'll kill you in two."

The stranger laughed, high and clear like a sheer blue sky.

Ma charged in again. This time their free hand snaked around the stranger's knee. Some indistinct aura around him made their hairs stand on edge and filled their mouth with the taste of copper. At the same time they lifted the limb, they slashed wildly at the grinning stranger's jugular.

"Close, but no chicken!" An elbow smashed into Ma's face. The wall behind him crumbled, straw and rotting wood raining down on them. Their legs shook. "Don't you have some sorceries? Make this fun!" the stranger roared.

"Come closer and I'll show you!" Ma yelled back.

"Sure!"

Oh, shit. They hadn't really thought he'd take him up on that. They scrambled to stand up, and the stranger casually ambled into blade range just as they were upright. "Well?" the stranger asked. "What's your move?"

This. Ma concentrated, wrung out every inch of their strength, and threw a wild, fearsome blow. Their heart rattled like a seed in the gourd of their ribs, and it didn't matter. It never mattered. All it did was make the stranger draw his sword, a length of dark iron. Their knife was kitchen bronze. It was unfair, Ma thought in a corner of their mind. Unfair. They had a life. They were going to wander the world. And now uncle Motiandaer probably killed Old Jie and they'd never repay Tu Gong.

They couldn't die here like a story never told. There was a dagger in the stranger's belt. They drew it and slashed at his throat again, and this time he could not block it. Both of his hands were around the sword's hilt. Ma's strike snaked across his shoulder and scored a thin line across the stranger's throat.

Then all of a sudden they felt a streak of burning red pain drawn across their chest. Calligraphy with a torturer's hot irons. After that wind howled in their ears, and heaven and earth inverted. They imagined that their entrails left them, stomach and intestines floating outside of their flesh.

Ma blinked and stared up at the sky. Little droplets of rain fell on their face. "Shit, shit, shit," someone chanted. They felt around their stomach. Entrails still there. That's a relief. Then they looked down and saw that a spur of white bone jutted out of a mess of red. Ha, ha, there's the tendons, they thought to themselves. Their arm was snapped like a twig, a bloody bridge connecting it.

"Did I say anything?" the stranger towered over him.

"Ghrk?" Ma ghrk'd.

"Right. You heard nothing, understand? Because I, am going to let you off today." He knelt down and began to bind up the broken arm, sprinkling some water over it from a gourd he produced from somewhere. Their arm stopped hurting and everything was wonderful.

This close, Ma could see where they cut him. Through the tear in the skin, like it was just clothes that ripped, they saw black scales.

"Y're a dragon," Ma gasped out.

"Ao Fan, the Hulong. Heard that there was a demon around, but that little shit Motiandaer already got to the big one, so's I think, better hurry for the little one." He looked into the sky, squinting at some unknown person. "How old are you?"

"Wha?"

"Asked how old are you. Myself, I'm seven hundred. Five hundred years a carp, leapin' over waterfalls. Then two hundred as a snake. Only became a dragon oh, seventy years ago?"

"You're missing a thirty," Ma wheezed.

"I was an egg. An' I still don't know how old you are."

"Fourteen summers." Nothing lost telling him, after all.

"Fourteen years!" Ao Fan laughed. "And you still cut my man-shape. Pretty good for a brat. I'll give you… four years. When that time comes, I'm gonna find you again. And we're gonna have a proper scrap. Eh? Keep the dagger, I got spares. Hell, keep this, too." The gourd of healing water fell beside Ma's head.

"I can't fight a dragon in just four years." Ma protested.

"Yeah, well, carps can't leap over the dragon gate either, and here I fuckin' am."

"But that was for six hundred years!"

"Humans only live to, what, a hundred? Por-portionally I'm giving you the same amount of time."

Ma wanted to find some other objections. But there was a sort of blithe confidence, the sort that a carp would need to look at a waterfall hundreds of meters high and think to itself, 'yeah, I can jump that,' that made them almost believe it by proxy. "What if I just run?"

"I'm a dragon." Ao Fan pointed up at the sky. "As long as you live under my sky, I will always find you." There was a thunderous boom when Ao Fan turned back into a dragon, a black scaled monster, and he disappeared into the heavens like a reverse lightning bolt. All that was left was Ma and the rain.

WELCOME TO TIANXIA: END PROLOGUE

A/N: Well, that's the prologue done with. First update of the first arc next Thursday.
 
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1.1 The North Pointers
To the reader:

I left Longyau that day, with Ao Fan's dagger and water-gourd at my hip. I could not find my master, but later he would find me. But at that time, I am ashamed to say that I did not care about him. Rarely do we humans respond intelligently after a divinity, especially one as auspicious as the king of beasts, giving one a mere four years to polish one's skills for a fight.

So I wandered westwards, honing my skills on the magistrates and bounty hunters after my head. I stress the importance of any fencer living on the road with a paltry sum of money and in severe personal danger. It is like a whetstone for the mind and the spirit. Three weeks on the road is greater than three hundred years of secluded training. The path will not only bring you in contact with persons of great skill, the path will also teach you very important life skills, such as knowing how to barter, how to survive on stagnant water, how to hunt, and how to flee from any enemies you will inevitably make in the course of your wanderings. It is good for body, mind, and soul. Those without mountains to become hermits on, I recommend that you take a good walking stick and let it fall, and walk ten thousand leagues at the direction it points. If you cannot learn anything from that, you cannot learn anything from anyone, and I recommend mediocrity.

I am not especially proud of this time. My technique was unrefined. I had not yet won a hundred battles, so I died many many times. Only my healthy constitution and Ao Fan's gourd of water allowed me to survive.

Still, not all was bad. After a month on the road, I came upon a series of events that would lead me to my second, and most renowned master.



"How am I going to kill a dragon?"

This phrase was Ma's favourite these days. It dogged at their heels and peeked down on them in their sleep. The words wrote themselves in the dust of their footprints and reflected themselves on the water Ma drank. It nearly drove them mad. What else would the passers by call the episode where Ma stripped naked and leapt in a river, screaming that they were a carp, and not, in fact, a human being? Unfortunately for them there were no waterfalls in the state of Yan, so this outre method of cultivation wouldn't have worked either way.

They were three weeks on the road. Their shoes had been cut to ribbons, so they were walking barefoot, with the dagger drawn out. "If I cut like this," they mumbled as they trudged onwards, "then they would have to respond." They demonstrated the cut, from the left waist to the right shoulder. "But it's too open. I'd leave all my entrails for the taking."

They paused and thought. A passing-by farmer thought to call out greetings, to be polite, but found that this was clearly a madman, and shut up and became incredibly fixed on driving his ox-cart to the market.

Ma stood at a profile and tried again. Better, they thought. And this time, the cut is more constrained. If I can make one, I can make another.

A fly buzzed in front of Ma. They acted without thinking. Ao Fan's dagger lashed out like a mantis, one cut upwards, one cut downwards. It fell in two pieces, twitching on the dust. They must have missed a cut. Besides, they could be faster, Ma thought. Just a bit. Ao Fan was faster. They closed their eyes and remembered that moment when the wind roared with Ao Fan's movements. What was the trick? The sword outpaced the wind. Was it that dragons ate the sharks and whales of an ocean, and Ma, for their life, ate chickens and millet?

They could do with some chicken and millet. Grubs and roots lost their luster, after Master… After master took them in.

Maybe they should find a sorcerer. From what the crowd yelled at them, sorcerers were able to command demons and make gods dance on their fans. They shit pills of everlasting health and pissed elixirs of immortality. They rubbed their face. No, that couldn't be it. All they had was this dagger. They would have had a sword, but the damned thing kept snapping the swords of the magistrates when they crossed blades. It was very sad.

They considered the dragon's dagger. Like the sword, it was made of dark iron. Even Motiandaer's gear shone, but this drank the light. It was too unfair to use this against yamen guards and runners. A stick would beat those dogs. Hey, that could be something, Ma thought while they snapped a branch off of a nearby oak. They had to test something closer to their skill, but still a spirit. There had to be a demon hiding in the mountains here. At the last crossroads, there were noticies for exorcists, so there had to be some demons around here.

They were putting the finishing touches on the club when three pairs of footsteps came upon them. The sound of a sword hissing out of the wooden sheathe stirred them awake.

They were five paces away from Ma. The first amongst them had a lined face, and the other two had the careful blankness of longtime toughs. "Carver, did you see this child?"

Ma raised their head. "That's me."

"Present your arms," the first ordered, drawing a straight backed saber. A pair of metal cuffs swayed at his waist. The other two drew clubs like Ma's, but they were banded in iron. Ma felt jealous.

"You've arrived at just the time," Ma replied, bouncing the carved stick against their shoulder. Their stomach growled. They hoped that they were carrying food."Come here."

The old magistrate came and Ma struck downwards at his lead foot. The small bones crunched against the heavy oak branch, and then Ma stepped in and raised the stick in a sudden and violent motion. The old magistrate fell to the ground like a puppet without strings, eyes staring at the sky like pebbles. The left yamen runner howled like a beast, like Ma when they found their master, and lashed out. With their right hand holding the carved stick, Ma batted his club aside and the saber glanced across his throat. Blood splattered across their eyes.

When they wiped it away they saw the last thug kowtowing so hard that Ma had to look behind them to make sure some god didn't decide to manifest behind their back. "You are surrendering, right?" Ma checked.

"Oh, yes. I am surrendering so hard. You are a fearsome person, spare this unworthy one's life, so on and so forth."

His tone was about as lively as a dead horse.

"This is the first time someone's surrendered to me." Ma scratched their head. "Hand over your money, your food, and your boots?"

"You could also insult me," the just dubbed Third offered, as he stood up and began to throw the mentioned items at Ma's feet. If there was ever a god of scruffy rakes, then Third would be their tulturary idol. "You have the entrails of a dog and the heart of a wolf. Coward, blackguard, stand and die like a man! You'll die a betrayer's death, dog!"

Ma ignored him and began to inhale the meat bun that was wrapped in a bundle of three. Third stopped. "By the way," he continued, "might I trouble sir to stab me somewhere nonfatal? I don't want to come out looking like I cooperated with you."

Ma swallowed. "Okay," they agreed. They drew the sharp dragon dagger. "Preferences?"

"...I suppose that I don't use my left arm. Right. Left aaaarm!" His voice yelped when Ma grabbed their wrist, and with the same motion for splitting bones from joints, sunk the dagger into the space between the bones of the forearm, in and out. "What the hell!" Third yelled. "Give me a warning!"

"I mean it's done now." Ma splashed the last of the gourd's healing water over the wound, and it immediately stopped bleeding.

"Aaah. You're not normal," Third hissed. "Thank you, thank you." He took a sharp breath, and a bit of color returned to his cheeks as he tied his arm up. "Where are you headed?"

Ma pointed westwards, where a mountain capped with snow rose to the sky. "That one? There's faster methods of suicide, you know. Come with me, the guys who do the executions and tortures are friendly with me. They'll give you a nice clean accident before the trial. It's better than going to Zhibei."

Ma nodded. "Thanks. Give me the other pair of boots. Why's that?"

"Huh?"

"You said Zhibei is dangerous. Why?"

"It's where the gods live. No man should set foot there."

"Cool. That's cool." Ma waved goodbye to Third, who didn't appreciate it, and went on with their floppy boots towards Zhibei, with the second pair tied around their neck. They made good time and reached the foothills when the sun was low in the sky. It was a good thing they got new boots, because old roots ate up the trail into a gnarled mess.

Dew formed on their skin and mist weighed down their clothes and chilled them to the core. They shivered and hurried on. There were no good places to sleep in. One winter day, before everything, they came across a deer in a snowy ditch. It was nursing foals, foals that were still alive. But Ma was hungrier, and they feasted from the mother's carcass. Later a wolf ran by with the foals in its jaw.

That's life.

At least it was still early autumn.

You had to count your blessings.

Ma blinked. There was a light beyond the mist. They hurried on. If it was a human, then good. If it was a spirit, then better. They could defeat both. The light resolved itself into a small shack. It was nostalgia. Warm breath hissed between their teeth. They blinked and saw Tu Gong, whiling away the days. They blinked and saw Motiandaer roaring with laughter. They thought that if they turned around, they would see Old Jie in the mist.

They blinked and rubbed their eyes. Since the windows were glowing, they walked to the door and knocked three times. Something clattered, and they took a step back as the door swung open. "Who're you?" Ma's eyes took him in. Old. Scruffy. Unwashed. He scratched his stubbly beard, shot through with white, glaring down at Ma with pale brown eyes.

"Just a traveller. Can I share your fire?"

He shuts the door in their face. Ma blinked. Clearly this was all wrong. They proceeded to ignore the last three seconds and knocked on the door three times again.

"Didn't I make it clear the first time? No guests!"

Ma nodded. This time they also managed to sneak a peek past him. Nothing special, but there were several fox pelts mounted on the wall. "You didn't make it clear the first time, so I wanted to make sure."

"Well now you know. Now git."

The door slammed shut a third time. Ma knocked a third time. "What!" the inhabitant roared like a furious beast.

"This is where I ask again," Ma said.

"Well, I'm not gonna respond. I've got a heart like ice. You can stand there and freeze, for all I care," he declares. Ma's hand goes to their sword. "And don't think your little human sword threatens me. I've-" His mouth clamped shut.

Ma tilted their head. "Human?"

"Yes, because I've fought the demons in these mountains, you fool. You don't scare me, not a single jot. So go away."

"So there are spirits in Zhibei. What are they? I think I knew a bear spirit, but never that well. Can I still come in? It's getting cold. I need to be warm for tomorrow."

That got him thinking. "Brave one," he concludes after a while.

"Thank you."

"Well, I'd love to house such a hero, but my pot is empty. I can't host you with such a shitty reception. I'm got to keep track on the fire, though, so we can eat when you get back. If you would, go out and find something for us?"

[]- Go Out and Hunt a Fox: Ma's sure he'd appreciate one.
[]- Screw him!: This two faced guy's up to no good. Brave Zhibei at night.
[]- Force the Question: Ma has a sword. That can borrow many things.
 
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1.2 Foxes Hunt
"Wow." That's a skull, Ma thought. They took the tip of the saber and lifted it up by the sockets. A red headed centipede scuttled out of it and they threw it into the woods. It was the first time they saw a human skull. Didn't look at all like a bull's, or a pigs, but that was to be expected. They shrugged, and looked at the underbrush and felt rotting leaves sliding about under their feet.
They walked a bit deeper into the hills and kept the location of the strange man's hut in their mind. Their eyes adapted to the gloom, and they heard scuttling in the bush. They came across rabbits that ran from them. That would be half a meal. They were starving from the road, and they had the feeling that the strange man would slam the door in their face if they had such a small beast.

Maybe a fox. There were fox pelts in the hut. Maybe they should offer one up. Yes, Ma nodded, hunting a fox would be a good idea.

That's how they ended up hiding on top of a branch, waiting for something to cross their field of vision and thinking. That man, Ma thought, was probably some kind of spirit. Dunno what kind. What hunted foxes? Honestly couldn't remember. Maybe a wolf? Not horses. They didn't count. Beneath them, a fox trotted into the moonlit leaves under them, dappled by the shadow of the leaves. It had no color, washed out by the moonlight.

The fox circled around the tree in an almost purposeful fashion. It had a mouse in it's jaws. Whatever it planned to do it could not because Ma let go from the branch and fell upon it. It struggled, twitched but Ma broke its neck and walked back to the hut. They almost got lost a couple of times, and they were glad to see the shack, now lit with a roaring fire. They knocked- more hit the door with speed and strength, and the strange man opened it quickly. "Oh," he said, leaning on the frame. "Is that a fox?"

Something in his voice was strange, like... Once in winter, they saw someone crossing a frozen river. One step in front of the other, and the ice did not break. Only, while they neared the bank, the ice cracked and he and his donkey nearly drowned, and then the cold water dragon cursed him to die by a fever later, anyway. This was like that.

But they still had a fox. Ma held it out by the tail and the man did not take it. "That is a fox," Ma agreed. "You skin them, don't you? Here, take it and cut it apart." The man reached up and scratched his cheek. "You can have the pelt to sell, and we can eat the meat."

"I suppose." He still did not move. "Well, ye've satisfied my demands, so I suppose that I must let you in."

"You're not moving."

"But you can still come in, can't you?"

Ma squinted and studied the strange man. "Okay," they agreed, and walked forward with the fox's corpse like a shield. The strange man pressed himself against the wood like he wanted to disappear into it. Hearth heat dried them to their bones and banished the night's mist. "Are you going to help?"

"Couldn't even if I wanted. I have a broken arm."

Ma paused, and went through their memory. "No you don't."

They turned and saw the strange man, now with a splint around his left arm. "Now I do. Get to it, boy."

There were no knives in this shack. Well, there was one, a big flat vegetable knife, but you couldn't do anything with them. So, Ma took out Ao Fan's dagger, which was still not very suited for the task but it was better than the other knife, and made the cuts along the median lines. "Like a goat," they muttered to themselves. "The same general thing."

It was a young fox. More like a house cat than one of the sleek hunters of the brush, and something in them wanted this pelt to be perfect, like the ones the strange man hung up on his walls. But it was hard. They bent over it and used the knife like a student bowed over rolls and rolls of characters, until pressure, for some stupid reason that they couldn't say, built beneath their skull and threatened to burst forth. Then the strange man pulled them away from the counter and handed them a bowl of hot, clear, green tinted water.

"You're mad," Ma said on reflex. "This is clearly poison."

"I'm giving you the good shit from the Nanyue, and you're spitting on it. This is cha, not poison, you young fool."

Ma was still not at all convinced. Poisons came in all different shapes and sizes, from mushrooms pushing from rotting trees to red headed centipedes to rash raising leaves. A poison that was greenish water was well within possibility, and besides, how did this strange poor man have 'the good shit from the Nanyue,' whatever Nanyue was?

"Fine. Here." In one breath he tipped it all into his gullet and smacked his lips, and from a clay kettle poured out another bowl. The steam smelled like slightly burnt wood after a rain. It was curiosity, Ma told themself, that made them drink it. It was definitely curiosity, they repeated to themselves as the cha spread through their veins with numbing poison, that made them drink it. No other reason, they thought as bits of them passed out, from the limbs to the brain.

And the worst thing is, it was actually quite good.

When they woke up, they were tied to the branches of a great tree. At least, that was what they first thought it was. There was no moonlight, and instead of leaves falling down their robes, it was loose clods of dirt. The sky was a cobweb of old roots, here and there poking downwards over the foxes. Rows and rows of them, arranged into ranks. There were foxes with orange coats and foxes mottled with grey and foxes like the first snowfall. And there were men and women like those foxes, all staring up at them with eyes that reflected the torchlight.

"Who is this, Su Jun?" A voice rose from an old grey fox, padding in front of the crowd. "You've brought them here. Let's have an answer."

The strange man- Su Jun, Ma supposed- stepped forward and folded his hands and addressed the people and the foxes. "This stranger killed a fox on Zhibei," he said, and laid the fox on the floor. "They killed one of us!"

The words rippled through the crowd. "Kill him!" a yowl rose, soon joined by a whole cacophony of yips, howls, and gnashing of teeth. One fox flung itself over the corpse, sobbing as best as animals could.

"I've seen fox pelts on Su Jun's wall!" Ma yelled. "And he's the one who told me to hunt for something for us to eat. I only killed a fox because I thought he was a fox hunter!"

Silence ruled, and the old grey fox turned to Su Jun, who stared at Ma like he wanted to rip out their throat. "Is this true, Su Jun?"

"Humans say a lot of stupid fuckin' shit. You can't trust them. And besides!" A clatter of steel on stone. Ao Fan's dagger clattered on the stones. "See this? It's a knife from the dragons of Jili! They could be a spy!"

"How strange. Human, what say you?" the grey fox asked.

"Ao Fan gave me that dagger to-" oh, gods, they were going to sound like a maniac. Better make plans. They began to struggle, nails picking at the hempen rope, "-kill him! I'm Ma of Yan. There's warrents on my head. You can find them!"

"He killed my child!" the third fox cried, and now there was really a clamour. Many of the foxes were howling for their blood, Su Jun was riling them up, and the old grey fox was shouting for order. For the moment, attention was off of them.

[]- Break Free and Fight: Ma has some little strength left, and there is Ao Fan's dagger, on the ground.
[]- Beg Forgiveness: They really screwed it up, and fighting past a horde of fox spirits is a bit excessive.
[]- Wait and See: It's not a very good time. There will be more opportunities.
 
1.3 In Repayment
"You can't possibly believe them. They're clearly lying to save their skin, which, I remind you, they flayed off of Su Sanbao! Kill them! The gardens need more night soil!" Howls punctuated this proposal. The rope was beginning to fray. Blood pooled under their fingernails, which felt like loose teeth, ready to fly loose of their fingernails at any moment.

"Su Jun, you're half a man already. You live in their world too much," the grey fox snarled. "It's obscene."

"You old biddy, you haven't got a single argument. You're a coward. Grandmother has shown too much favour to you."

"Oh? So let's say we kill Ma of Yan. Say they're a spy from Jili's court. A spy that's so important that they carry the favoured godson's dagger. We'll have war! Do you want to see Zhibei flooded?"

"Coward. I'm the match of any one of them, and we're far inland, away from their rivers and seas."

"Che." The grey fox paced around the floor, thinking. "You. Human. Ma of Yan, is that your name?" Ma nodded. "Not a lie. Su Jun, did you see a warrant?"

"Yes, but it was for murder and necromancy."

"Crimes the Jili Court would kill over." The grey fox dream walked to a human shape. "How strange," the spirit mused, rubbing his long grey beard. "It doesn't match up, Su Jun, not at all. Indeed. I think you're covering up something!"

Ma lost track of the conversation after that. The foxes argued and yowled and roared recriminations at each other, years of grudges brought to a boil. One group howled at the old fox, saying that they were too scared, that if they followed the path the elders laid for them, they would shrink into a relic. That the young were too bold, that if they continued they would walk to their own pyre. And below all of that, there was the mother howling her grief to the world. Dirt shook free from the roof, and Ma had almost worked a hand free when the clamor was cut short by a howl like the north wind a new figure, this shadow of a once great goddess, swept into the courtroom.

All of the foxes, talking, man shaped, or beasts, prostrated themselves in front of the newcomer, who was almost as tall as Motiandaer. Her beauty was white jade, her hair black as night and her eyes sharp as a golden knife. Her shadow shifted, a whole court of beauties dancing behind her. But in her hands there was a bronze cup that was sloshing yellow wine over her vestments. "So. What's the big deal, shouting and yelling at night?"

That shattered the image. And it was clear that many of the fox spirits felt the same way, shifting and muttering to each other. This day, Ma met someone like a god and found that she was a drunk.

"Esteemed Grandm-"

"Oh, skip all of that, you brat. We're not holding court. Are we?" She stared at Ma, who tried to look like their hands were still bound to each other. "Who is this? I told you, I haven't been in a mood for man meat or man dick for a while now."

"They're called Ma of Yan," Su Jun quickly said. "He killed and skinned San Bao."

"Oh. So? Kill them or something."

"Su Jun dragged them in at dusk and made a spectacle of himself. This Ma claims that it was on Su Jun's words that he murdered Su Sanbao, as they saw fox pelts in his hut. Now our sister is beset with grief."

Now that stirred the matriarch out of her slumber. "Confirm, Su Jun," she said. "And don't think you can lie to I, Su Daji. The only person that can is Jiang Ziya, and you are no Jiang Ziya."

"Mistress." Su Jun dug his head deeper into the stones. "I brought them at the market, because the humans think I am a strange hunte-"

"Half a lie. You are almost good at this."

Silence stretched out. Su Daji. The demon that killed Zhou, who made the last king- what was his name? Ma forgot. He never seemed relevant to Su Daji, who made him boil people for her, willingly marched thousands for her, anything because she was so beautiful and lovely that half the world went to her, even when Heaven itself was against her. They were standing in the presence of a legend. Not even Ao Fan came close.

"I," each word ground out of his throat like a man lead to slaughter, "have hunted foxes in other mountains and other woods, because they wanted to rule over Zhibei. Because-"

It was too fast. Su Daji smashed the wine vessel into Su Jun's head, and his head went deep into the earth. She raised her hand and there was a sword there, Ma was sure of it even if she only held empty air. "Fool. I'm queen of all foxes, not just of Zhibei. Remember that when you greet-"

"Grandmother."

"What is it, you young fool?" She was sliding down the reverse slope of the human form. Her teeth, once small and dainty, grew into sharp fangs and now Ma was absolutely sure she was taller than Motiandaer, and that was when he was mounted on his horse. Her shadow now was of some beast, coiling and pacing around the firelight. A fox, they supposed.

The old fox didn't show anything in his voice. "Brother Jun is brash and does not understand your goals. He, who only knows Zhibei, does not know how tall Mount Tai is." There was a little twitch in Su Jun's head. Maybe a nod of acceptance. "But he is capable and the only one to have learned to mingle among humans. He is too important to die, and young besides."

"Su Sanbao was also young," the cruel reply came. "And the human killed him anyway."

"Indeed."

Su Daji sighed. All the anger went out of her, when she weighed up Su Jun, the mother sobbing over the corpse of the fox, and Ma, dangling like a hock of ham. "Fine. Very well. But hereby, I banish Su Jun from Zhibei for a hundred years. If he loves humans so much, he may stay with them for a lifetime." Su Jun looked like he was torn between thanking her or begging her to reconsider. "What are you standing around for? Leave!"

"Thank you for your mercy," Su Jun mumbled and left, bowing all the way.

Now, the fox demon or god turned at the other half of the problem. Her aspects of bestial fierceness were cast away for a mein of primordial justice. "Daughter Bao. What do you want for your son?"

"I want his skin!" Su Bao announced, glaring at Ma. "Nothing more will do. I want the skin from their back!"

"Then you can have it," Ma said. "It will take me some time, but give me a year. You will have my skin, I swear it."

They must not make a habit of being on the wrong end of these promises. First it was to defeat a dragon in four years, now to rip off their skin in a year. But it was bold, and for whatever reason, the foxes liked it, yipping their approval and clapping their hands. Some even sketched out shallow bows. Su Daji grunted, almost approving, and if they tilted their head Su Bao was almost mollified. "Brave. You may have that. So! This little hero has so forthrightly put their skin in repayment. Who has a fault with this? None. So, Ma of Yan, to make sure you don't just run off, you'll be our servant for the year end. Well?"

"Er. You're very kind?"

"Rubes," Su Daji muttered, and flicked a hand. The rope uncoiled by itself and Ma fell to the ground.

And like that, Ma was free.

When they wake up…
[]- They're fleeing: They must be stupid to stay here. No, they will look out for their own skin and take what comes as it may.
[]- They stayed: They are really really stupid. Anyway, its not like there's any other places to learn how to kill a dragon.
 
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