oh god what am i doing?

Loki Odinson, trickster god, brother of Thor the Mighty, would-be ruler of the Midgardian realm lets out another pained moan, his broken body mending slowly as he pushed himself off the ground up the dual stair raised platform, mind a mess from both the torment suffered from the green brute's...

Since the first time sentient life emerged from the primordial soup of creation, they have looked to the stars with fear and trepidation, but also with wonder and awe. Yet eventually we reached those starry heavens, in a galaxy opened for us, so vast that it is incomprehensible. An eternity to...

Alright @Broken Base , I’m actually doing it. I am actually doing a Lets Read of Capital. Not like I have anything better to do right now. Das Kapital is the ultimate book of Political Economy. I use “ultimate” particularly. Five years after Marx published volume 1 of Capital, the paradigm...

My name is Novus Ordo Mundi, and holy shit am I a fucking failure at this quest thing No, seriously. Have you seen my quests? I can't even find it within myself to stick with the quests I create for very long. While long time veterans like torroar have long epic quests, and others such as...

Looking into the camera I blew out a breath. "My name is John Kesel. I was eight when I started trying to dig through the archives for lost force techniques. The histories were full of holes, and vague mentions of abilities that showed up nowhere else. Sometimes we could even drag old forgotten...

Special thanks to @x50413 for blessing this quest A spin-off from his amazing quest: Devourer of Worlds Co-QM'd and beta'd by: @Bardic_Knowledge A story where Lavos of Chrono Trigger is now a Grandpa It moved through the vastness of space. Those planets that saw it might have considered it as...

In the beginning, there was nothing. The vast expanse of space was strung along like a blanket of stars, hiding the cold and harsh realities of the universe. Then, there was The Swarm. Harbingers of death and destruction, bringing with it tides of spines, acid, and claws. The Swarm was a...

The night was cold and clear, with nary a cloud in the sky, nor a light to hide the stars for miles upon miles around. There, at the peak, among ancient shattered pillars and symbols of an ancient people is a rickety fold out lawn chair, upon which sits a man who looks nearly as ancient as the...

The World of Remnant is a dark place, it's a world in which humanity is currently being pushed to the brink of extinction with only four major cities left remaining, called kingdoms. the people of this desolate world hide from Demons made from fear and sadness.The people of this world call the...

Hello and welcome to my new(and first) series: Gore Plays Adult Games! Where I do text and picture-based Let's Plays on carefully selected Adult Games. Now, why am I doing this? Ultimately, it's because the games I select are ones I think are good, or at least decent, gameplay and story-wise...

Hark ye, who are pure in the eyes of the Emperor. Hark now, as I, your loyal Orator, recite this, the Apocryphon Oath, of one of His most holy Space Marines. Beginning of the Apocryphon Oath The Imperium is beset on all sides, from without and within. This is a fact that you know well. You’ve...

/-/-/-/My Fair Lady: A Salem Quest\-\-\-\ The first thing you notice is the reflection in the window. The half-transparent image of a woman stares contemplatively at you, unblinking. Your eyes ghost over her form, taking in the deathly, bone-white skin, the glowing red eyes on black scleras...

20 June 0124 HMS Formidable Global Cluster IC0620996 Deep Space Flashpoint The massive space vessel appeared instantly into view with a blinding light, replacing the once empty space in a blink of an eye. The hull of the ship bellowed a haunting moan. The ship structure rubberbands, twisting...

So, inspired by conversations in the screencaps thread and also the release of Wizards Unite, I've been thinking about J.K Rowling's utter failure to perform any sensible worldbuilding. HP is the kind of setting where magic exists to do whatever the plot demands, and background details exist...

In which being dumped into another world with nothing but the clothes on your back and a distinct lack of access to necessary medications makes for decision making that is somewhat less than calm, stable, and rational. Who'd've thunk it?

Chapter 1: DEFCON 3 Primus Pilus Marcus Metilius was ready. Before now he had distinguished himself in battle with the various barbarians on the fringes of the Saedran Empire, and earned his present command as a result. Yet he yearned for real battle, to face a civilized army on the field of...

Your name is Ken Amada, you are eighteen years old, and you honestly think that your life's going pretty well right now. You haven't had to summon Kala-Nemi in years, you're well on your way to graduating from high school, and you've even managed to cut down on the number of fangirls following...

Salutations! Here I am on this wondrous day of our Lord and Saviour, Cthulu! And any and all decoys who would take me somewhere that isn't anyway that bad. ....Anyway, I am not here for theology, I am here to read a book. I hear plenty of good things about A Practical Guide To Evil, that's a...

Before the beginning of our Quest, allow me to explain why I'm rebooting this. I feel like it would just be awkward to pop back into a Quest I have abandoned for over three months. And honestly? I feel like the rather power-gamey, extensive version you all chose for the Ib Gauntlet kind...

i'm halfway through Homestuck and it turns out that in a billion years from now there's gonna be an actual cosmic frog so now seems like a perfect time to make a quest that i have 0.5 hopes or plans for. yay? Also votes may get veto'd depending on how in-character it would be for a character...

Hi. I know I should be working on the RWBY quest, but I just got a plot bunny that wouldn't leave me alone until I wrote it. This is not my first attempt at a Young Justice SI. But I think/hope this one will be better than the last one that turned into a mess for a variety of reasons I'm not...

A/N This is my first thread ever so I hope I don't screw this up too badly. I've been obsessed with young justice self inserts, which spontaneously birthed a plot bunny that just wouldn't leave my head. Please note that she will not be joining up with the team immediately. Also, fair...

The last IP found, the process begins and a device and an egg are sent to each computer… The spiky-haired youth adjusts his goggles back to their resting spot as he put down the towel. While his cousins’ antics were fun, and awesome to see when they weren’t practiced on him, there were only...

Remade, rebranded, restory'd. Let's go, pals. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX In the beginning, there was nothing. Then, there was The Swarm. In your lifetime, The Swarm was a ravenous, voracious horde. Led by the Overmind, The Swarm conquered entire solar systems in mere days by a...

QM's prelude: ... Nah, this is a stupid idea, I shouldn't do this. Oh fuck, what am I doing? OH FUCK, WHAT AM I DOIN-- You are a kitten, alone in the world that is a big city. You don't want to be alone. You know that people--those weird beings that walk around on two legs...