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Hiccup groaned, sliding into a chair as his exhaustion finally set in. "How in Thor's name did dad handle this job? I swear, Loki must have invaded the minds of everyone on this island!" He grunted, barely lifting his hand before something cold, damp and rectangular was placed in it. "Thanks...

Magic Gloves are not for Luna Throughout the ages, many heroes sought to end a darkness, for there was always some would-be tyrant to put down. From Arthur and Mordred, to Albus and Gellert, a hero and villain rose together. To aid them in their duels, these heroes sought out the Potters, a...

"I'm sorry Ichi. You have to die for me." A single gunshot tore through him and he fell. Was it the impact of the bullet, or the sting of betrayal that hurt the most? And yet despite it all, as his vision faded and he stared back at Masumi Arakawa's eyes, Ichiban Kasuga couldn't see hatred in...

Deep within a dark forest.. the beasts lurk. There are a thousand names invented for them from the lips of men. Beasts. Demons. Tricksters. They are hollow, sad monsters, blessed with magic beyond the capabilities of mortal ken and yet so full of empty, pitiless hunger. They walk in the shape...

In the spirit of 'If you can't find the fic, write it' I present you the plot bunny I have been trying to find for the last few days. Crossposted from SB. ---***--- Taylor Hebert stared at what she assumed was her afterlife. The white void was more or less expected. There didn't appear to be...

A/N: This story is a Quest that I started on another site before moving here, I have now finished catching Sufficient Velocity up but here's a link to the Spacebattles Thread for anyone who wants it. --- Smile Like You Mean It --- ??? --- The world was on fire, and all he knew was...

If there's one lesson I wish I could drill into my past self, it's this: don't bite off more than you can chew. It's a piece of advice that would've saved me an inordinate amount of suffering—like the suffering of being kicked through five apartment walls in rapid succession, for example. I'll...

A/N: This concept has been in my head for months now and since I'm currently on a hot streak with my writing I figured I'd whip something up and see if it goes anywhere. Enjoy! XXXXXX Ghost of Stanley Chapter I: The Voice That Would Not Cease A brooding silence fell over Mount Olympus as...

The Revanchists By Chairtastic Summary: They are always chasing after some bygone time. Some period where things were 'good' because right now thing are 'bad'. They lust after what was, what they once possessed, who they used to be. Above all else, they are afraid of change, and cloak that...

https://i.imgur.com/mgM42OZ.jpg INTRODUCTION Aqua finds herself stranded on an alien, otherworldly oceanic planet, far from the familiar comforts of the more standard fare beach resort. Nope. Instead, bioluminescent flora beckon to her from depths she dare not tread. A PDA Voice presses her...

First of all. I would like to congratulate our Great and Almighty Evil Genius SI that is the Evil Maykr, for he has graduated from the P.A.I.N train as the One True Muse has now taken an interest in him and his story. Which means that his story will no longer be updated in [Preserved Archive of...

"Mackenzie! Wake up! You're gonna be late for the field trip!" Normally, Mackenzie Serket of Champion City would respond with an annoyed groan before getting out of bed. But today was different. Instead, she shot up and started doing everything as fast as she could. "Coming Mom!" To say...

As I said I would do in one of my Usagi Yojimbo reading posts, I have now gotten to do a let's watch thread of the 1987 to 1996 animated series by, what is known today as, Fred Wolf Films that coined taglines like Turtle Power and Heroes in a Half-Shell: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! In memory...

I'm a Tank and I'm going to fight the Wither King solo. You lint licker, you ain't soloing anything, go be regular and get a squad. Nah nah. ¾ Goldor's, Reaper Mask and All for One Dark Claymore? You made the gear, you don't got faith in me? Zero percent. Go call it a day and git back to...

✦ THE SEVENTH SURYA ✦ Chapter One: Natural Born Tyrant _____________ Completely original story aside from Tanya just to let y'all know. ______________________ You know, when it comes to religions that preach the dogma of reincarnation, they rarely tell you just how waiting feels. In that space...

Valiant, a world between Hell and Earth, has their princess disappearing with the last known location in The Fallen Kingdoms. While she was on an assignment to help the citizens of Valiant save a cursed child, never did she give it a second thought that the old kingdoms today had abandoned for...

Valiant, a world between Hell and Earth, has their princess disappearing with the last known location in The Fallen Kingdoms. While she was on an assignment to help the citizens of Valiant save a cursed child, never did she give it a second thought that the old kingdoms today had abandoned for...

The Green Lotus Peak is a low-tier sect in the Dragon Continent. Within the Cerulean Sky Region, this is one of the righteous sects existing among with seven others. Being a low-tier sect, it is obvious that they have a lot of untalented disciples. Their strongest only reaches the middle stages...

Hello, and welcome to Knockturned for the Better, a Harry Potter worldbuilding quest set in 1990. Our protagonist is a Serbian witch/wizard, who has come to England to open up a shop in order to support the family back home. Over the course of this quest you will be exploring a vast amount of...

Yelp Review for : Happy Horrorgan's Terror Imperium and Family Funtime Motel. I know we've all heard the stories of 'Happy Horrorgan's', however I had little choice but to stay in one of their motels after I suffered an engine failure on my way by one. To start off, I am displeased to confirm...

If there was one thing that Melina had learned, it was that she couldn’t trust her chosen tarnished champion as far as she could throw her. It was not simply that she was a fool, though she was. It was also because in her foolishness, she had depths of ingenuity and bloody-minded imagination...

WELCOME TO WANNABE OVERLORD!!! The quest for power and friends in the hell hole that is the pride ring and all the shenanigans that come along with it. HERE WE GO!!!!! Darkness . . . Pain . . . And the smell of smoke and bodily waste burning your nostrils were the first sensations to hit your...

* August 3, 2004 * There had been an old well at the camping site, she hadn't seen it, she had fallen. She was alone. She was all alone. She... (Image: Standing on a stage that was lit, while in the darkness something huge loomed over her. It examined her, found something it was looking...

(January 1st, 2011) I had died; it wasn't much to talk about. Just a slip and fall down the stairs followed by pain and blackness. That really wasn't what mattered, though; the real focus was my new life. That's right, it turns out reincarnation was real, and I had been lucky enough to spin the...

So, this is it. The USS West Covina—a California-class ship, my first command, and hopefully, not my last. Floating just beyond the viewport of Starbase 53, she's like the old Toyota Corolla I drove back on Earth. A little beat up around the edges, not exactly built for speed, but reliable. The...