Sufficient Velocity

All otters have been evacuated until the spider menace on this profile is like bombed into a fine ash.

*Flees desperately for like-bunker*

Worry not, we're done here. Spiders exterminated, you can feel safe on your own profile once again.

(We destroyed part of the old town as collateral but it was all shitty hovels that probably needed to be knocked down anyway)

I'm pretty sure that section of the establishment needed refurb. But I'm blaming YOU for the tax hike.

I forsee sudden falls in the value of the Hegemony Mark and Pax Florin that will benefit your economy to balance things out.

I'm missing a reference here >.<

My apologies, I do forget that not everyone has experienced the works I like to reference.

Please accept these conciliatory headpats ( ＾◡＾)ノ"

Nya~

Still curious about the references. And I've got, like, a day and a half before I can do anything with my quest because they need to make an important decision and I have to give them time to coordinate across timezones.

Gib reading material?