Iron Knights: A Planes 'n Mercs Quest

you're in an Aardvark—
*HIIIIIIIIISSSSS*
BEGONE FOUL SWING-WING!

Agh, fine. What model of F-111 are we using?

[x] ...Basrah (anti-infrastructure mission)
If this quest is going to be short-lived, then we need to do some Planes and Mercs shenanigans while we can.
 
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1. Didn't you just get in trouble for that sort of thing?
2. When the regimes aren't lining their pockets or cutting rivals down, they don't mess around.
Historical facts, even unpalatable ones tend to get a slide in the quests section since the mods generally bring their normal hammers rather than their super sledges.
 
[X] ...Basrah (anti-infrastructure mission)

At least with the AU being after 1981, Osirak got bombed to spike the 1980s Iraqi nuclear project.
 
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Prelude 2
War in the Gulf
Washington, DC (CNN) -March 12th, 1991


Known as "Operation Desert Storm" among military circles, a massive war has broke out in the Middle East. In the South, American Militia forces are pushing into Iraqi-annexed Kuwait. The bulk of Kuwait's oil fields were sized in the opening movements of the conflict, and now the battle is pushing inward into the urban maze of Kuwait city itself.

In the West, Royal Jordanian tanks have surged past the border and penetrated nearly a hundred miles in the first day. There are multiple but unconfirmed reports of Israeli jets ranging freely over Iraqi airspace, hunting for Sadaam's fabled Scud tactical ballistic missile transporter-erector-launchers (TELs) with smart bombs.

King Hussein denied these rumors outright, and military annalists have dismissed them as well. Israel would only be able to maintain the requisite operational tempo by launching its strikes from Jordanian airbases and refueling off Jordanian-contracted militia tankers.

To the East, Iranian forces are on high alert. Tehran claims the increased readiness of its troops is only a response to the sudden outbreak of war, but military annalists have ruled out a possible reconquest of Iraq's Khuzestan province.

Whatever the Iranian actions, the fact remains that Saddam Hussein is caught between a rock and a hard place, and neither one seems likely to go away soon.

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The F-111 Aardvark was a terrifyingly huge airplane. Fifty tons of iron and fire, it was almost exactly half again as heavy as a B-17, and carried seven times the bomb load. But that titanic burden was shouldered by tiny, tightly-swept wings barely a third the area. The 'Vark's swing-wings were up for the task, but only just.

There was precious little in reserve for hard maneuvering, giving your jet the approximate handling characteristics of a streamlined brick of a rhinoceros on ice skates. The hundred-thousand pound 'vark was going to fly the way it wanted to fly, and you—the nominal pilot—had very little say in the matter.

But dear god did it fly! The Aardvark was a big, heavy plane. And it's made the sound barrier its bitch without even touching the blowers. There's nothing—nothing—like the feeling of fifty-thousand pounds of afterburning thrust grabbing you by the balls and slamming you into your ejection seat, especially with the ground tearing by so close you could almost taste it.

It was enough to put a smile on anyone's face, and riding into battle as valiant knights-errant against the forces of sand-Hitler himself made the feeling even sweeter. It didn't hurt that good old Uncle Sam was comping the price of every bomb dropped on Saddam's forces.

Which was good, because you had fifteen and a half tons of Mark-82 and -84 retarded free-fall iron bombs, a few Rockeye cluster bombs, and a pair of sidewinders in case the situation got truly dicey. Every last one of which had been lovingly checked over by the portly Texan sitting to your right.

"Jolly, you with me?" you called. A few hundred feet off your tightly-swept wingtip—and somehow even lower—flew your wingman. Or rather, wing-woman.

Allison Bridger was ex-USAF like you, honorably discharged in the latest round of post-draw-down force reductions. Unlike you though, she never had a chance to fly a big jet in combat, even with the air force. From what you gather, joining the Knights was a natural step forwards for her, a chance to do what even the Air Force would never have allowed.

You'd heard that story—or variations like it—more than a few times since joining up. Flying big jets was still predominantly a man's world, but there was a bigger minority of women pilots in the Knights than there'd ever been in the Air Force.

"Yeah, Python." Jolly's voice came quick after you spoke, her tone tinged with equal measures excitement and boredom. You couldn't understand how anyone could be that non-nonchalant while bombing past the sound barrier so low you swear you saw her wing kick up a divot of spray when she banked. But that was Jolly, pre-mission jitters only honed her flight skills.

The horizon was already glowing with artillery and missiles. Tigers, Phantoms, and Vipers galore were swarming over Kuwait, making Saddam's forces pay dearly for the territory they'd annexed.

Overhead, fellow Knights riding Hornets strapped with SRAMs and backed up by EF-111 Ravens—Spark-varks, as everyone called them—tore towards the Iraqi coast with the single-minded intention to inform each and every SAM site in Iraq what it felt like to have an unlubricated anti-radiation missile forcibly inserted up their own assholes. Weasel drivers were a special kind of crazy, even considering the exorbitant sums they were paid. But they were the kind of crazy that kept you safe, so they were good people in your book.

Meanwhile, you and Jolly had a very different duty. While the fast-movers crushed the head of the snake, you'd rip out its guts. As the old saying goes, armatures study tactics, professionals study logistics, and the city of Basrah a scant thirty miles from the Kuwaiti border was the logistical hub of the Iraqi annexation force.

Well… it was for another few minutes, anyway. Your 'varks—and dozens more just like them—had a thing or two to say about that.

As your jets turned towards the coast, you took a moment to glance over your target priorities.

[ ] (write in) what're your target priorities?
[ ] (write in) what's your attack plan?
 
(I left the exact bomb load somewhat vague intentionally. If you have a plan that calls for... say... all rockeyes, you 'vark can be carrying that.)
 
What does the city have? Right now, I'm thinking of factories, supply depots, bridges, highways, railroads, power lines, oil pipelines...
 
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The big question in my mind is what weapons we are allowed to have - can we have Walleyes, can we have Paveways, can we have the Pave Tack pod fitted, or are we slinging sticks of Mark 82s?
 
But dear god did it fly! The Aardvark was a big, heavy plane. And it's made the sound barrier its bitch without even touching the blowers. There's nothing—nothing—like the feeling of fifty-thousand pounds of afterburning thrust grabbing you by the balls and slamming you into your ejection seat, especially with the ground tearing by so close you could almost taste it.
We've been making planes go so fast they ignore the laws of aerodynamics since the F-phantom.
(I left the exact bomb load somewhat vague intentionally. If you have a plan that calls for... say... all rockeyes, you 'vark can be carrying that.)
Do we have napalm?


Also folks, this is a thing:
Iraq has the world's 4th largest oil reserves estimated to be more 115 billion barrels (18.3×109​ m3​). Some of Iraq's largest oil fields are located in the province, and most of Iraq's oil exports leave from Al Basrah Oil Terminal. The South Oil Company has its headquarters in the city.
And if we want to go 'traditional' PM:
Shipping, logistics and transport are also major industries in Basra. Basra is home to all of Iraq's six ports; Umm Qasr is the main deep-water port with 22 platforms, some of which are dedicated to specific goods (such as sulphur, seeds, lubricant oil, etc.) The other five ports are smaller in scale and more narrowly specialized. Fishing was an important business before the oil boom. The city also has an international airport, with service into Baghdad with Iraqi Airways—the national airline.
 
We've been making planes go so fast they ignore the laws of aerodynamics since the F-phantom.
last I checked, Phantoms can't supercruise. Varks can. (Just barely, but they can.)

The big question in my mind is what weapons we are allowed to have - can we have Walleyes, can we have Paveways, can we have the Pave Tack pod fitted, or are we slinging sticks of Mark 82s?
You're slinging mostly unguided stuff, but you've got a stripped-down Pave Tack for target acquisition/BDA so you can get paid. Paveways are too high-speed for militias, but you can have a few walleyes if you want. It'll cut into your iron payload pretty severely though, IIRC you can't fit them to triple-ejector-racks like your retarded bombs.
 
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Power/Water infrastructure, a few bridges/highways, and some supply depots/headquarters.

Well since we are hitting their logistics, the key thing is to drop the bridges. Infrastructure is nice but has a limited impact on their military, but take out the bridges and their logistics are boned hard.

[X] (write in) what're your target priorities?
-[X] Bridges over the Tigris are the primary target, drop them and Saddam's army just becomes stuck in place with no supplies coming in and no way out. Once the bridges drop, expend remaining munitions on a supply dump, then exfil over the desert WSW (Away from anything except goats) to return to base via Saudi airspace.
[X] (write in) what's your attack plan?
-[X] Low and fast, the F-111 was called Whispering Death by the North Vietnamese for a reason. Come in supersonic at low altitude while the Weasels suppress enemy defenses and draw fire. Besides, it's not like you have to pay for all the windows you will break flying Nape of the Earth through downtown Basrah just above rooftop level to confuse the defenses.

Sure this means every Abdul with an AK will blaze away at us as we fly by, but that beats eating SAMs or getting bounced by some fighters. Besides if we are doing this at night with the lights off and NVGs like we should, the first indication Abdul has to spray and pray in our direction is the sonic boom after we pass him knocking him arse over teakettle.
 
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[X] (write in) what're your target priorities?
-[X] Major transportation bottlenecks like bridges, rail infrastructure, the airport, and if munitions permit, the ports. The aim is cripple the deployment/reinforcement of Iraqi assets as much as possible.
[X] (write in) what's your attack plan?

-[X] Fly in under the cover of SEAD to hit the targets as fast as accurately as possible.
 
Bridges over the Tigris
I don't think Basura has any bridges over the Tigris. At least, none that I found when I looked it up. This is the geography of the area, and how close it is to Kuwait. It doesn't look like a single bridge would be of any significant obstacle, but maybe I missed something.
Come in supersonic at low altitude
Eeeh. We do need to actually hit our targets. Unless we put some sort of dive on it, slow down a bit, or our side-seat has the math skills of a computer, we'd just be crossing our fingers and hoping any of our stuff hits. None of it is guided, remember. Supersonic low-level is more 'I am more focused about coming back alive than accomplishing my mission'.

[X] (write in) what're your target priorities?
-[X]Iron bombs on Al Başrah Oil Terminal, make sure it's fully wrecked and blazing.
-[X]Rockeyes on the docks, level them.
-[X]Any remaining ordnance goes on supply depots.
[X] (write in) what's your attack plan?
-[X]Low and fast, sticking underneath your air cover.
 
[X] (write in) what're your target priorities?
-[X]Iron bombs on Al Başrah Oil Terminal, make sure it's fully wrecked and blazing.
-[X]Rockeyes on the docks, level them.
-[X]Any remaining ordnance goes on supply depots.
[X] (write in) what's your attack plan?
-[X]Low and fast, sticking underneath your air cover.
 
[X] (write in) what're your target priorities?
-[X]Iron bombs on Al Başrah Oil Terminal, make sure it's fully wrecked and blazing.
-[X]Rockeyes on the docks, level them.
-[X]Any remaining ordnance goes on supply depots.
[X] (write in) what's your attack plan?
-[X]Low and fast, sticking underneath your air cover.
 
I kinda want to hit the bridge, but then I remember Dragon's Jaw Bridge and how that thing ate literal hundreds of iron bombs without being taken out, so...

[X] (write in) what're your target priorities?
-[X]Iron bombs on Al Başrah Oil Terminal, make sure it's fully wrecked and blazing.
-[X]Rockeyes on the docks, level them.
-[X]Any remaining ordnance goes on supply depots.
[X] (write in) what's your attack plan?
-[X]Low and fast, sticking underneath your air cover.

That said this plan concerns me because I worry we're spending too long in the AO traveling from target to target. There's a reason Navy rules for airstrikes stipulated one run and then get out.
 
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[X] (write in) what're your target priorities?
-[X]Iron bombs on Al Başrah Oil Terminal, make sure it's fully wrecked and blazing.
-[X]Rockeyes on the docks, level them.
-[X]Any remaining ordnance goes on supply depots.
[X] (write in) what's your attack plan?
-[X]Low and fast, sticking underneath your air cover.
 
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