The courtyard was quieter than it had any right to be, given how many of us were standing around in it.
It wasn't boredom. It was worse than that.
The mood was... heavy. Not loud or angry—just low. Spirits weren't just down, they were underground. Even Pony looked like someone had unplugged her battery—arms folded tight, eyes tracing the ground. Manga had stopped bouncing entirely. Kendo, bless her, was trying to keep posture, but even she looked like she was holding a breath that wasn't coming back.
I didn't even know what to say. I stood off to the side, hands in my pockets, searching for something—anything—to break the silence.
Then the air cracked.
"God damn it!"
Tetsutetsu's voice cut through the quiet like a hammer through glass. He stomped forward, fists clenched, jaw locked. The metal sheen of his skin hadn't activated, but it felt like it should have—his frustration was practically glowing.
"Why?! Why them?" he shouted, spinning around to face us. "Why does Class A get everything?!"
The silence broke like a dam.
"Seriously," Kamakiri muttered, crossing his arms. "What makes them so special?"
"Not like they're better than us," murmured Kojiro.
"It's the first week of class," Shihai added, tone unusually bitter. "And they're already getting him?"
More murmurs. Anger, disappointment, confusion—rolling through the class like a slow boil. No one said All Might's name, but everyone was thinking it.
All Might. Teaching them.
I didn't speak. I just watched as my classmates folded in on themselves—tightening, coiling, swallowing disappointment.
And then Tetsutetsu stepped forward again.
"No," he said. Not shouted. Declared. "No. We're not gonna mope about this."
He turned to face the rest of us, eyes blazing.
"I say we train. Hard. Every damn day if we have to. So when the Sports Festival comes around, we kick their asses and show everyone exactly which class is the best."
That got a few reactions. Shoda straightened. Setsuna blinked, then nodded. Nirengeki actually cracked a grin.
"Yeah," Kendo said, her voice firmer now. "We can do that."
"Damn right we can," Tetsu growled.
I didn't even think about it. I just stepped forward and put my hand out—steady, palm up, open.
Pony blinked once, then smiled softly and laid her hand over mine without a word. Tetsutetsu grinned wide and slapped his palm down next.
"Let's go," he muttered, and then the rest followed.
Shoda. Manga. Nirengeki. Kamakiri. Setsuna. One after another, hands stacked in, overlapping like the layers of something solid—something real. Jurota's big clawed paw practically covered half the pile. Kojiro's fingers hesitated, then joined with surprising care. Even Honenuki leaned in with a lazy grin, well I think it was.
Then, together, we lifted them.
"B for Best!" we shouted.
Kendo shook her hand out and rolled her shoulders, all energy again. "I'm gonna talk to Kan-sensei. If we're serious about this, we'll need time on the training grounds after hours."
Shoda nodded. "I can start organizing study groups. Heroics is great, but if we bomb the written exams, none of this matters."
"I can help with that," I offered. "And, uh, if we need a place? The international dorm is basically just me right now. Pony'll be moving in eventually, but there's plenty of space."
That got a few raised eyebrows.
"The whole building?" Kojiro asked.
"Yeah," I said, rubbing the back of my neck. "It's... quiet. Way too quiet."
"Not for long," Setsuna grinned, wagging her eyebrows. "You just opened the clubhouse."
"Clark's personal Fortress," Manga declared dramatically. "Home of the Super Friends!"
"Stop," I said, laughing. "Please don't let that name stick."
But it was too late.
They were already laughing.
The international dorm's common room had turned into a hybrid of a training hub, study lounge, and low-key triage center.
Textbooks were spread across every available table. Whiteboards had been rolled out from storage, already filled with scrawled formulas, rescue diagrams, and what looked suspiciously like a practice interview script in Midnight's handwriting. Someone had propped up a CPR dummy on the couch like a patient watching the group bustle around him.
I was kneeling on a mat beside my own rescue dummy, methodically performing compressions while reading a laminated instruction card. Reiko sat cross-legged nearby, flipping through an English grammar book and tapping her pen on her lip.
"Hey, Kent-san," she said, not looking up. "Is 'luggage' a countable noun?"
I glanced up from my CPR timing chart. "Nope. It's uncountable. You'd say 'a piece of luggage,' not 'one luggage.'"
She frowned thoughtfully and scribbled a note in the margin. "English is weird."
"Not gonna argue with you," I muttered, and continued counting beats.
Across the room, Kuroiro and Kamakiri had turned a low coffee table into a makeshift study station for physics. Kamakiri kept drawing vectors with a ruler while Kuroiro—somehow managing to be goth and academic at the same time—muttered calculations under his breath. Every so often, he'd pause to critique the angle of Kamakiri's "punch projection diagram.", the guys were going full shonen, a little funny.
In one corner, Pony and Ibara sat in front of a laptop looping one of Midnight's practice interviews. Ibara watched solemnly, murmuring feedback but with a very thined smile. Pony looked like she wanted to vanish into the couch cushions every time the reporter on screen leaned too close to the camera.
By the kitchenette, Setsuna was juggling her detached hands and tossing rescue bandages to Kendo, who caught them mid-air and demonstrated how to wrap a sprained arm. Their teamwork looked like a street magician's act—until Kendo missed one and sent it flying into Shoda's face. He blinked, unfazed, and passed it back without comment.
Meanwhile, Kinoko was scribbling notes on mushroom anatomy while glancing anxiously at Tetsutetsu, who was draped across a beanbag chair with a blanket over his head. Apparently, he'd eaten one of her quirk-shrooms by mistake—thinking it was shiitake—and was now being gently restrained by Kojiro and Juzo as he muttered something about the colors of sound and how the couch was trying to hug him.
Nirengeki and Manga had taken over a second table with biology flashcards and a rescue textbook. Manga kept drawing increasingly cartoonish injury diagrams—complete with word bubbles like "OH NO, MY SPLEEN!"—while Nirengeki quizzed him with deadly seriousness.
On the far side, Shishida had opened a literature anthology and was helping Honenuki analyze character arcs, both of them speaking like tired grad students while the others buzzed around them. Occasionally, Shishida paused to scribble something in a study planner that looked far too color-coded for a beast-man with claws.
I gave my dummy another round of compressions and leaned back, rolling my shoulders. Someone had put on soft music over the dorm speakers, just loud enough to keep the room moving. My dummy lit up green with a tiny digital ding. Success.
"Finally," I muttered.
I stood and stretched, then glanced at the clock. It was edging toward late evening, but no one looked ready to stop. Kendo was still coaching Setsuna. Pony had taken over the interview script. Kojiro was feeding Tetsutetsu another glass of water like he was nursing a prizefighter. The room felt alive with motion, chatter, and quiet determination..
My phone started buzzing.
Once.
Then again.
Then again.
A low brurr, brurr in my pocket that turned into a steady hum, joined a moment later by someone else's ringtone. Then another. And another. Around me, heads started turning.
"Uh… anyone else getting spammed?" Manga asked, blinking at his screen.
My gut twisted. I checked mine.
BEST MA
TURN ON CNN RIGHT NOW.
My heart skipped. I tapped into my senses, tuning my hearing outward like widening a radio dial.
The school buzzed—hundreds of phones lighting up in waves. Teachers, students, admin staff—even down in the sublevels. Outside, traffic noise had stuttered. People were stopping in the street.
Something was wrong.
I turned to the others, holding up my phone.
"It's my mom," I said, voice low. "She says turn on CNN."
Kojiro already had the remote in hand, flipping on the wall-mounted TV. The image blinked on mid-broadcast, the anchor's face pale, voice tight with barely hidden urgency.
The screen flared to life with blaring red banners:
BREAKING NEWS – ATTACK ON U.S. CAPITOL
Then came the shaky, handheld footage.
It was chaos. Absolute chaos.
The White House lawn was engulfed in smoke and fire. Villains—some masked, some with monstrous mutations—were battling openly across the Capitol grounds. Black scorch marks trailed up the marble of the steps. American flags lay torn and burning. In the background, a chunk of the Washington Monument was missing.
An anchor—pale and clearly shaken—clutched his earpiece like it was the only thing keeping him upright.
"—again, this footage is live. What you're seeing is the result of a coordinated villain assault on the Capitol and the White House. Hero agencies across Washington, D.C., are scrambling to respond. Early reports identify attackers from a splinter cell of the Creature Rejection Clan, along with elements from the Humarise Movement."
The screen cut to a drone shot.
Something huge moved through the smoke—a towering insectoid figure, at least five stories tall. Wings beat slow and heavy like thunderclouds. Glittering eyes reflected the flames below. Its antennae glowed with eerie bioluminescence.
A caption slid across the screen:
ATLAS MOTH – CLASS S Terrorist
The camera zoomed in just as the monster let out an ear-splitting screech. A wave of dust and debris blasted outward, sending SWAT trucks and stunned heroes flying like leaves in a storm. Police sirens wailed beneath the roar.
And then—
"I'm here."
CRASH—a sonic boom cleaved through the smoke.
A blue-and-red blur streaked down from the clouds, trailing red light. It hit the Atlas Moth like divine retribution. The explosion turned the Capitol lawn into a crater. Dust and fire scattered skyward in a swirling vortex.
When the smoke cleared, only one figure was still standing.
Star and Stripe, tall and unshaken, her cape billowing in the wind. One hand raised, like she could command the heavens themselves.
The commentators—a human anchor and a canine-quirked cohost—practically screamed into their microphones.
"Star and Stripe is on the field—America's No. 1 has entered the battle!"
"She just atomized Atlas Moth with a single blow! That's New Order, folks! That's the power of the Number One!"
I couldn't breathe for a second.
The room around me—my classmates—had gone completely still.
"…and we now return to live coverage of the Capitol assault. Star and Stripe has entered the field—"
The dog-faced anchor was practically panting from adrenaline.
"She's not just holding the line, she's mopping it. That's a full-on tactical wipeout in motion. Star and Stripe is pushing back the central villain column—New Order is pinning them in place, and it looks like she's deactivated flight capabilities for a dozen targets simultaneously!"
Onscreen, Star and Stripe raised her hand again. Her voice, even from a distance, carried like a true patriot.
"THESE VILLAINS SHALL NOT MOVE."
And just like that, they didn't. Half a dozen enemies—mid-air, mid-charge, mid-strike—froze in space like mannequins.
Behind her, the real muscle was moving in. APCs roared across the lawn, deploying squads of armored soldiers.
One soldier extended flexible arms and grabbed two stunned villains from behind, pinning them effortlessly. Another turned invisible and reappeared already dragging a Humarise acolyte in cuffs. Above them, drones fired containment foam with pinpoint accuracy.
The broadcast cut back to the studio—but now the anchors weren't shouting. They looked… grim. Heavy.
The human anchor cleared his throat, voice lower now. Measured. Careful.
"—And… we now have confirmation. This comes directly from the White House Chief of Staff's office…"
He paused. Looked down. His hands were visibly shaking.
"…We are deeply saddened to report the confirmed deaths of President Jimmy Kennedy and Vice President Miles Tran, following injuries sustained during the initial stage of the assault. Repeat—"
His voice cracked, just for a moment.
"—the President and Vice President of the United States have been confirmed deceased."
The dog-faced anchor let out a breath.
"God help us all."
A stunned silence washed over the room.
Pony froze mid-note, glitter pen hovering inches above her notebook.
Even Setsuna, always bouncing, always joking—froze, her mouth half-open and soundless.
The President was gone.
Just like that.
My phone slipped from my fingers and hit the floor beside the dummy. Its screen still blinked with unread messages—most from Ma. One from someone in the embassy.
I stared at the TV, unblinking, as the camera panned across the smoldering wreck of the Capitol dome. Smoke. Fire. Rubble.
And behind it all—Star and Stripe, still holding the line, the weight of a country on her back.
Then another angle. The heavy chop of rotor blades over a ruined skyline. A different anchor, this one shaken but still reporting.
"Breaking: Captain Celebrity has reached the Capitol's east lawn—leading a coordinated evac with National Guard units. Repeat, Captain Celebrity is on-site and assisting military efforts."
The camera zoomed in.
He stood tall in the smoke, not a scratch on him. Light blue and gold suit, sharp-cut and spotless, gleaming in the haze. Civilians rushed behind him—senators, aides, guards limping under their own weight. One woman tripped—he caught her like it was nothing and flashed a grin that could've sold five million posters.
Behind him, matte-armored soldiers formed a tight perimeter, rifles trained outward. A hover transport descended fast and low, its side doors snapping open.
"And there—yes—we're seeing Representative Alexander Luthor now acting president, being brought into secure transport!"
The camera caught him just as he stepped into view. Long suit jacket tattered at the sleeves. Not a hair out of place.
His face looked… normal. Handsome. Classic, polished politician look. But his skull stretched up like a dome, skin pale, faint violet veins curling beneath the surface. His widow's peak was sharp—savagely clean, like someone had carved it with a ruler.
If Vegeta went to Yale Law, it'd look like this.
And around me, the class started clapping.
"Yes! Captain Celebrity pulled it off again!"
"Man, he's so cool. Like a movie star!"
"Wait—did he just lift a tank?!"
I barely heard them.
The cheers. The noise. The chatter about "Captain Celebrity is so cool!" It all blurred into background static.
Because right then, I felt it.
Something cold and heavy dropped into my gut.
That name.
That face.
No way.
Alexander Luthor.
Lex Luthor.
Lex fucking Luthor is the President of the United States.
My chest tightened. Breath stalled in my throat.
I knew that name. Every version of it. The bald egomaniac with a god complex, standing in a Kryptonian's shadow, always scheming, always a heartbeat away from being "legally" evil. He was the villain. The anti-Superman. The billionaire genius with too much time, too much money, and a personal vendetta against anything good, the thief of Forty cakes.
And now he was president.
My president.
I scoured my memory, racing through every weird detail I'd seen in this world. How had I missed this?
Then it hit me.
StateTrust insurance ads.
That smug smile. That giant forehead. That over-rehearsed charm.
"You don't need a big head to be smart—trust State. StateTrust."
He'd been hiding in plain sight. The damn mascot. I'd seen him a hundred times hawking term life plans and quirk insurance.
Never once did I connect the dots, to me he was just big headed guy, Lex Devletbek, you telling me that it was a fucking stage name?
Somewhere between the Oval Office and cheesy infomercials, Lex Luthor had traded in his fat insurence check for public service.
My pulse roared in my ears.
The stipend.
The embassy fast-tracking.
The license.
They weren't just watching me.
They were positioning me.
The deep state didn't just know who I was.
They were counting on me.
"…shit," I whispered.
Someone turned. "What?"
I shook my head, forcing a hollow grin.
"Nothing. Just… hell of a news day, huh?"
But inside, the truth was deafening.
The ramen place was empty, we had the week free, seeing "the events that transpired" from monday to the next one, so on a saturday we managed to get the gang together.
Everyone was talking, half-planning, half-eating, half-arguing about tomorrow. Someone had started it—I think Manga slammed his chopsticks on the table like a judge—and suddenly the whole group was organizing a Pony Moving Task Force.
She nearly shrank into her seat, cheeks flushed a soft red as her tail swayed behind her in nervous, involuntary flicks. "Y-you don't need to go to all that trouble," she said, barely above a whisper. "It's just a few bags. I'm not moving far."
"Nonsense," Kojiro said, slurping down a mouthful of noodles before pointing his chopsticks at her. "We're 1-B. Nobody moves solo."
I raised a hand with half a smile. "I could fly it all over in one trip. Five minutes. Ten, tops, if I take the scenic route."
A beat.
Then everyone piled on at once.
"No."
"Group effort."
"We're building camaraderie!"
Kendo leaned forward like a team captain sealing a game plan. "It's about unity, Kent. Also, I made a checklist."
"You made a checklist?" I blinked.
"She did," Reiko confirmed without looking up, sipping her tea with terrifying calm. "I optimized the route for maximum efficiency."
"Snacks are covered," Nirengeki added cheerfully. "And Manga's got the playlist."
"It's gonna be epic," Manga beamed, already bouncing in place.
I glanced at Pony. She looked flustered beyond belief, her cheeks somehow even redder—but she was smiling now. Quiet, but real. Her tail gave another little twitch, slower this time.
"Alright," I said, grinning. "I surrender. Democracy wins."
"Damn right," Juzo muttered through a bite of pork bun. "It's about class spirit."
"Tradition," Kuroiro added with deadpan finality.
I should've laughed. Should've leaned into it like usual. But for some reason, I didn't.
I smiled, but it didn't reach my eyes. And I guess they noticed.
"You okay, Clark?" Pony asked gently.
I blinked. "Yeah. Just tired."
There was a pause. Then Kendo spoke up, trying to sound reassuring. "It's scary, I know. But we'll be okay. Star and Stripe's already out there—did you see her on the news? She wiped those terrorists from the map."
"She probably already fixed all the damage," Kojiro said with certainty. "Her quirk is scary like that. America's Number One."
"Yeah," I said, nodding. "I know."
I just ate my noodles in silence, the laughter around me playing like static behind glass.
Then Kendo clapped her hands once. "Oh! Update—training news. Kan-sensei approved my request."
Half the group perked up. Tetsutetsu nearly choked on his noodles.
"You mean sparring?"
She nodded, looking a little too proud. "Mock matches, hero-style sparring drills, all supervised. I'll set a rotation."
"Yes!" Manga fist-pumped. "Now we're talking!"
Shoda gave a thoughtful nod. "Might help prep for the sports festival too."
"Can we go all out?" Kamakiri asked, a little too eager.
"All out, not all broken," Kendo shot back, but she was smiling.
Pony leaned toward me slightly. "Think they'll let us tag team?"
"Long as I don't have to fight you first," I said.
She gave a quiet laugh, then pretended to stretch so she could hide behind her bowl. Her tail was still twitching.
Around us, the noise of conversation picked back up—chopsticks tapping, bowls clinking, the occasional laugh or playful shove. Stories flew across the table—someone's middle school sports trauma, someone else's quirk accident at a family dinner, that time Reiko apparently knocked over a shrine lamp with her mind while sleepwalking. Normal stuff.
Tetsutetsu was halfway through slurping his second bowl when Kuroiro leaned back in his seat and said, "You know what would be fair for our first spar?"
A few heads turned. Pony tilted her head slightly, her horns giving a gentle, involuntary sway that lightly bopped Honenuki's shoulder. She flushed red and turned forward again, pretending nothing happened.
Kuroiro didn't skip a beat. His voice came low, dry as usual. "All of us. Against Clark."
There was a second of silence. Then the whole table broke into laughter.
"What?!" I said around a mouthful of noodles, trying not to choke. "What did I do?"
"What didn't you do?" Setsuna shot back, grinning. "You've got like seven powers and you still act like you're just here to help move furniture."
"I am here to help move furniture," I muttered.
"Exactly," Kuroiro said, the barest glint of humor in his shadowed eyes. "You're polite. Overpowered. A farm boy with laser eyes. That's final boss energy. We need to test the difficulty curve."
"Better we find out now than in the middle of the sports festival," Nirengeki added. "I mean, no offense, Clark, but you disintegrated a dummy with a punch."
"And cracked the bricks behind it," Tetsutetsu reminded everyone. "That wall was like thirty meters away. I'm still kinda impressed-slash-scared."
"I didn't mean to," I said weakly. "Aizawa-sensei told me to go full strength."
"Exactly," Kendo said, chuckling. "So we'll just balance the scales. You take all of us on, and if we can't beat you…"
"…we start making it harder," Kamakiri finished, sharpening an imaginary blade with his fingers. "Weight belts. No flight. Maybe one hand behind your back."
"Blindfold him," Kojiro offered. "Or tie his shoelaces together."
"Make him do it all in English," Manga chimed in. "With Present Mic yelling grammar corrections mid-fight."
"You guys are really workshopping this, huh?" I said. "Anyone consider that maybe I'm not actually that good at fighting?"
Pony raised a finger, smiling. "That's why it's all of us. In case you are."
Reiko nodded along. "Don't worry. If you're not as strong as we think, we'll find out."
"Gee, thanks," I said, deadpan.
"But if you are…" Kuroiro's voice dropped low again. "Then we want to be ready."
The table was buzzing now—everyone throwing in ideas, laughing, nudging each other. Juzo suggested sparring brackets. Kinoko started wondering if she could make me "have a experience". Awase casually asked what material my suit was made of and how flameproof it was.
I looked around the table at these people—my classmates, my team—and smiled quietly to myself.
If this was their idea of bonding, I was happy to play along.
After all, if I was going to be the strongest in the class… then I wanted them to be the strongest with me.
The sky over Musutafu was still tinted blue-grey, not quite dawn but no longer night. The streets were quiet, save for the hum of vending machines and the shuffle of early risers heading to bakeries or train stations.
Right now, all of Class 1-B was standing outside Pony's apartment building. It wasn't fancy—just a squat little unit tucked behind a corner store with faded siding and a crooked mailbox. Nirengeki had dubbed it "quaint" and then taken it upon himself to organize the lifting crew.
We were waiting for the clock to strike exactly 6:00 AM. Kendo had insisted on the timing like we were launching a covert op. Everyone had their orders—checklists, dolly carts, bags on shoulders, boxes stacked by height and category. I had a toolbox Awase had handed me for reasons he refused to explain.
Three sharp knocks rang out from Kendo's knuckles. The group fell silent.
Inside, we heard a muffled yelp. Something scraped across the floor. A cup—or maybe a toothbrush—hit tile. Shuffling.
Then the door creaked open.
Pony peeked out, bleary-eyed and clearly not ready for company. Her horn clipped the doorframe as she blinked at us like she was still half-dreaming. She was in powder-blue pajamas covered in cartoon pegasi and shooting stars. Her hair was a frayed mess, and her tail, twitching in confusion, looked like it had ideas of its own.
My first thought was: startled deer.
My second was: yeah, still cute.
She rubbed her eyes. "Wha… huh?"
"Good morning!" Kendo said brightly—far too brightly for this hour. "Time to move."
"Wait, now?"
"It's Sunday. We agreed," she said, nudging the door open with her shoulder. "Class bonding. You're moving into the international dorms. Clark needs neighbors. We're here to help."
"I said I could do it on my own…" Pony protested weakly.
"We said nope," Manga declared, wheeling in an absurdly overstuffed laundry basket. "No Class 1-B member gets left behind."
I gave her a little shrug and lifted the toolbox. "They're pretty determined."
Her eyes flicked to mine, then down and away again. Her tail did a sharp, embarrassed flick before she squeaked and darted back inside.
"Give me five minutes to change!"
The door shut with a click.
Kinoko was already handing out fresh melon pan from a paper bag. "I baked these last night," she said, a little too proudly. "To keep morale up!"
"Tastes like morale," Kojiro said around a mouthful.
Kendo and Nirengeki were hunched over a clipboard, coordinating logistics like they were prepping a U.N. airlift.
Pony emerged ten minutes later, a different person.
The pajamas were gone. She wore a soft blouse tucked into a cream-colored skirt, a cardigan buttoned neatly at the top. Her blond hair was loose now, cascading in gentle waves that caught the morning light.
She clasped her hands in front of her like she was bracing for impact. "Okay," she said. "I'm ready. You can come in."
Kendo marched past her like a woman on a mission. "Perfect. Let's get to work. Pony, sit down and supervise."
"I can help—!"
"Supervise," Kendo repeated firmly.
The apartment wasn't large, but it was cozy. Sunlight filtered through lace curtains. Potted plants lined the windowsill—succulents, lucky bamboo, a few trailing vines. A kotatsu squatted in the center of the room like a faithful pet. The calendar on the wall was full of cartoon horses and sticky notes. It felt… lived in. Warm.
I was carrying a stack of flattened boxes when the bedroom door slammed shut.
"Girls only!" Setsuna called.
Click.
I blinked. "Uh."
"Just in case," came Kinoko's voice through the wood, followed by a series of suspicious giggles.
Right.
I turned and headed for the kitchen.
The rest of us fell into rhythm quickly. Boxes taped. Cabinets cleared. Manga and Honenuki started arguing about whether the rice cooker needed its own suitcase. Awase rewired a power strip into a custom cable bundle. Shoda carried full boxes like they were paperweights, organizing them in a tight grid by the door.
Pony peeked out once. Just a sliver of her face and her hair falling over one shoulder. She watched us with a tiny, overwhelmed smile.
Then she squeaked and retreated again.
At first, I was doing a pretty good job of giving the girls their privacy.
They'd barricaded themselves in Pony's room with a flurry of giggles and a very clear "Don't look over here!" while the rest of us kept to the main room—boxing up dishware, wiping down shelves, disassembling furniture. Normal moving-day stuff.
But the walls weren't very thick.
And I had super hearing.
Which meant despite my best intentions—and my very real attempt to focus on a box labeled "KITCHEN MISC (FRAGILE!!)"—I couldn't help but catch bits and pieces from the other side of the door.
Soft laughter. Shuffling fabric. The occasional yelp of surprise when someone found an embarrassing plushie.
And then—
"Ibara," Kendo's voice, teasing and smug, "you've been watching Clark a lot today."
"I have not," Ibara snapped back, just a bit too quickly. "I was just thinking… maybe I'll ask him if he wants to come to my church this weekend."
That earned a wave of delighted squeals. I could hear Setsuna practically bouncing off the floor.
"Ohhh, a blessed little date!"
"That's so pure it feels illegal."
"I mean, that boy scout smile? He'd fit right in."
"Ibara and Clark at church… that's such a power couple move. You'd look like a Sunday morning postcard."
Then it spiraled.
"Okay, but have you seen Kojiro's arms lately?" someone said—Setsuna, probably. "The guy's basically a vending machine with delts."
"He's got competition," Kinoko chimed in. "Awase's shoulders? Built for bridal carries."
"He blushes so easily, though! It's adorable."
"Ibara, admit it, you've imagined Clark in a suit. At least once."
"No comment," came Ibara's prim response, which just made the giggling louder.
I lost my grip on the dish rack.
Caught it an inch from the floor.
And walked—briskly, silently—straight over to Bondo, clapped a hand on his shoulder, and said through gritted teeth, "Music. Loud. Please."
"Uh—what kind?" he blinked.
"Yes."
He hit play on his phone's speaker. Electric guitar flooded the room. The blessed chaos of noise filled every crevice of awkward silence.
"Clark-san, are you alright?" Reiko asked, glancing over from the sink with a tilted head.
"Perfectly fine," I said. "Focused. Laser-focused. Just… you know. Needed a soundtrack."
She blinked once, then shrugged. "Alright."
Meanwhile, Awase kept welding furniture like none of this was happening.
"I didn't hear anything," I said, applying tape like my life depended on it.
Eventually, we finished.
The last box was taped, labeled, and stacked. The apartment was clean. Awase had built a custom crate rack to make carrying everything easier. Kojiro and I tested the weight balance while Manga did dramatic fake checks with a walkie-talkie he definitely wasn't using properly.
And then the bedroom door opened.
The girls stepped out in a procession of arms full of bags, backpacks, and an army of plush animals. Pony looked especially flustered—her cheeks pink, her blond hair back in a quick half-tie, tail flicking fa. Her horn almost clipped the doorway on her way out.
Setsuna stopped mid-step, eyeing the still-blaring music speaker on the windowsill. "Why is the music so loud?"
I tapped my ear and gave them a sheepish smile. "Didn't want to, uh… accidentally overhear anything."
A beat.
Then the group realization hit like a thunderclap.
An incredible group blush lit up the hallway.
"It wasn't anything weird!"
"Definitely not specific!"
"I—it was a prayer circle!"
"WE WERE CLEANING."
Pony let out a squeaky yelp and tried to hide behind her plushies. Kinoko dropped her box, then scrambled to pick it up, muttering to herself. Even Reiko, usually unreadable, suddenly found a very interesting spot on the ceiling.
But then, Ibara stepped forward.
Composed. Serene. Still very red in the ears, but unfazed in that monk-like way only she could manage.
She adjusted the box in her arms and looked up at me with calm sincerity.
"Clark-san," she said, voice soft, "if you're ever free on a Sunday… I would be honored if you joined me for church. It would be a blessing to share faith with someone else who understands."
The room fell quiet again.
Even the music faded into the background hum.
I blinked—caught off guard. But I nodded.
"I'd like that," I said. "Yeah. I'd like that a lot, been a while since I attended Sunday service."
She gave a small bow, then turned and walked off to help Pony with the next stack of boxes like nothing had happened.
The others stared after her like she'd just walked away from an explosion in slow motion.
Manga whispered, "Holy crap. She's smooth."
I sighed, picked up the crate Awase had reinforced, and smiled to myself.