You Are Not Here to fight for the Revolution, You Are on an Adventure Across Revolutionary Russia
This is going to be hilarious and sad.
Also, I picture all the adventuring party members
being introduced like this.
There is a very good chance that the shenanigans that our gang will get up to may change the course of history not only in Russia but the rest of the world. Oh my God, Ana, you just killed Lenin! What, says Ana, all I did was accidentally set the house on fire. Yes, that was Lenin's house, and he was inside it, you just burned him alive. Oh. Blyat. (Russian guards are showing up to try to put out the fire) Well, time to go.
Ah, the Russian Tsarist system. What started as a larping of the imperial Chinese system turned into a larping of the Prussian monarchy. And now that has fallen apart and a bunch of revolutionaries intend to impose more German ideals created by Engels (not Marx, that guy never wrote a damn thing)
the Romanov dynasty crumbled into the annals of history
Being a Russian autocrat is an extremely perilous role. For some weird reason, Russian leaders have always needed military wars to stay in power. I find that fascinating; dictators in other countries like China, Venezuela, North Korea and Eritrea don't need to invade their neighbors in order to hold onto power.
The streets of Petrograd swelled with restless crowds, their voices rising in anger, in desperation, in hope
When the Bolsheviks moved to overthrow the Provisional Government, the people did nothing to stop them.
The Bolsheviks, the Mensheviks, the Anarchists, the monarchists, the Republicans, the Decemberists—each faction scrambled for control, their arguments spilling into bloodshed.
The Provisional Government is unable to consolidate its power and to restore the Russian economy (the First World War is likely still ongoing at this point)
The empire had been rotting from within long before the first shots of revolution rang out
Russia reached the pinnacle of its power and influence under Catherine the Great, and has been declining ever since.
Despite Tsar Alexander presenting himself as the new master of Europe at the end of the Napoleonic Wars, in my opinion the real winner was the British Empire.
its rulers clinging to antiquated traditions while the modern world left them behind
Russia did not participate in the 1848 Revolutions.
The nobility, decadent and corrupt, feasted in their palaces, draped in furs and jewels, while the streets outside grew thick with beggars, and the factory floors swallowed generations of workers whole
The French Revolution spread throughout Europe, but not in Russia.
Ministers siphoned funds into their own pockets, bureaucracy choked every aspect of life
I do not see Ana seizing the imperial Russian throne as a good ending for her. Maybe she would somehow find a way out of all this, or maybe she won't.
But no matter what, I suspect that she would need to become ruthless in order to survive.
Then came the war, The War to End All Wars—the Great War.
We have a lot of accounts of the western front of this war, but I'm more curious about the eastern front. Apparently there was far more movement in that front, instead of the static trench warfare of the western front.
The Russian army, vast but ill-equipped
"Russia has a large, modern military, but the large part isn't modern and the modern part isn't large."
- Perun
the well-drilled German war machine
The millstone around Germany's neck - one that is still there even to this day - is that Germany lacks resources.
Lack of oil.
Prussia, and later Germany, designed its military to fight and win short, sharp wars with quick strikes and decisive battles. Germany does not have the resources to fight long attritional wars.
But in the context of the First World War...Jesus Christ Almighty were the Russians incompetent. There were moments of brilliance here and there, but that's it.
I should watch the
The Great War series by the TimeGhost team some day.
Nicholas, blind to the disaster unfolding, took personal command of the army, only to prove himself utterly incapable.
Have to give him credit, he has courage for doing that.
The railways—so crucial to feeding the armies and the cities—fell into disrepair, paralyzed by mismanagement and corruption
Russia's economy depends on those railways...
Famine crept through the countryside, hollowing out villages as grain was requisitioned for the front, leaving the peasants with nothing. In the cities, bread lines stretched for blocks, and riots broke out over the last scraps of food
Would it be more dangerous for our party to move through the countryside or the cities?
the empire itself was splintering. The Finns, the Poles, the Ukrainians, the Caucasian peoples—all who had long suffered under Russian rule now saw their chance
Maybe the party could find aid and help from these people. Or hostility. The Magoose dice would decide that.
words meant little in a world where power came from force alone
Yep. Welcome to Russia.
And then there were the Germans.
Again, I'm assuming that the war is still raging at the start of this story.
The Germans, ever cunning, saw an opportunity. They funneled support to Lenin and his Bolsheviks, hoping to sow enough chaos to pull Russia out of the war
The Germans helped Lenin get from Switzerland to Saint Petersburg. They saw him as a useful idiot. They were correct.
a promise whispered to the starving, the disillusioned, and the desperate.
And then the Bolsheviks lost an election to the Social Revolutionaries and decided to do another coup.
The peasants, long shackled by serfdom's lingering shadow, seized the estates of the nobility, taking what had been denied to them for generations
Tsar Alexander the Second tried to end serfdom, but his actions barely improved the lives of the common Russian people.
By the way, he also encouraged Finnish nationalism and autonomy. In Finland, he is known as "The Good Tsar."
To this day, even now, with everything that is happening, a statue of him still stands in Helsinki.
Statues of Lenin however are now nowhere to be seen in Finland. Can't imagine why. Lenin was such a wonderful and kind person who definitely didn't murder and imprison everyone who opposed him nor referred to the abduction and enslavement of women as "collectivised resocialization."
Yeah, I'm not a fan of Lenin. Though him perishing in a burning building in this story would probably be more merciful than the strokes he suffered in real life.
The year is 1917, and Russia is on the brink of something terrible to some, something great terrible—but most importantly, something new for the entire world to see.
A Soviet Superman?
Say what you want about the Soviets, but they made some damn good songs.
Farewell of Slavianka is one of my favorites.
The Soviets did have a genuine idealogy.
It was a terrible idealogy that didn't work at all, but it was at least real.
I cannot say the same about the current regime in Russia, which waves and displays Tsarist and Soviet flags right next to each other (if the Bolsheviks could see such a thing, they would be livid)
like all good stories, this one begins in a bar.
I'm unfamiliar with bars, since I don't drink. Just don't see much fun in sitting in one spot slowly drinking a beverage.
Now I'm curious of what the best bars in Europe in 1917 were.
Not a grand ballroom, nor a battlefield, nor a place of high honor—but a dimly lit, smoke-choked bar, where fortunes are won and lost over half-empty glasses and half-baked promises
Places where people can get together and talk and discuss. It may not seem like much, but they are very important in maintaining a nation.
Here, in this flickering light, the old world collides with the new
The First World War will change so much. The world is never going to be the same again. And who knows what the actions of our party would bring about. Maybe they would make things better, or make them worse, or both.
Noblemen bargain with thieves over treasures that will soon belong to no one.
A Jewish Englishman of Russian descent meets the Romanovs.
"You people. You hunted my mom. With dogs. Through the snow."
Cossacks watch the shifting tides of power
Cossacks are terrifying to me. We know of the effect that they had on the French invasion in 1812.
all that matters for now is survival.
Stay alive. You won't be able to do so alone. None of these six people would, and they know it. They have to stick together.
The vote decided that this story's protagonist would be the youngest of the six. That makes everything more difficult. She is not an ace pilot, nor a military officer, nor a cossack, nor a nobleman-slash-thief. She is a princess who has grown up in a life of luxury.
I suspect that all five of her companions believe that she wouldn't last a week, with or without their help. One or more of them may even see her as a liability who would get them killed.
The Ace Pilot – The Sky Was Your Kingdom. Now You Are Grounded.
Irish: "Why'd yeh want to fly planes, anyway?"
German: "Because it looked to me like the most wonderful thing on Earth. And I was right. Nothing holds you back. You are completely free. There is no black bread or cabbage soup, no gloomy little house in a Hamburg backstreet. No poor, sad mother with her piles of laundry. No poppa. The first time they let me loose in a Messerschmitt one-oh-nine, I could not believe my luck. It felt to me like falling in love. It was only as an afterthought I realized, 'Well, it seems I have become a soldier after all'...and I didn't care a bit. It is a good way to go to war. The best way, I think. A duel between warriors, decided by skill and daring. It is war fought cleanly, with respect for an opponent. With mercy, with decency, and with honor."
Spaniard: "...and now you have come to fight your 'clean war' here, in Spain."
- War Story: Condors
I personally do not agree with the German. Not exactly easy to find decency and honor in that sort of a war when you are trying to fly your plane while covered in your co-pilot's remains.
you were an ace, a hero, a name whispered in awe...your once-proud service was deemed an insult to the new order. They stripped you of your rank, your commission, your wings.Now, you haunt the earth like a ghost, drinking away memories of the sky. But the war is not over—not yet. And where there is war, there are planes. You just need to find one.
Forgive me, but it seems to me like this is a drug to him. He just wants to fly again.
with only one dream: to fly again.
Hm. Could Ana convince him to put his faith and loyalty in her, that she would help him to achieve his dream if he helps her to achieve hers?
The Failed Decembrist – Once, You Fought for an Idea. Now You Fight to Escape.
It seems that Oleg is - or was - a true believer who wanted to build a better world, a better Russia.
But unfortunately he is in the minority of Russians, it seems.
idealists make poor revolutionaries, and even worse survivors.
The French Revolution prevailed and its legacy lived on, because of the people of France and the rest of Europe.
Unfortunately for Oleg, he learned the hard way that the majority of Russian people aren't interested in freedom, nor in the rights of the man and the citizen.
your only cause is to flee the country before whoever comes to power kills you. You need to get out
Would Ana be able to win Oleg over? It would certainly be difficult, considering that she is a member of the royal family.
a disgraced officer and failed reformist. He has lost faith in the Revolution, the Provisional Government, and Russia itself
I'm worried about him. In my opinion he may be a wildcard. Unpredictable. Who knows what he might do.
The Cossack – Your People Shall Be Free, No Matter Who Stands in the Way.
Alina is currently separated from the rest of her people. What is she doing in this bar in Russia? What brought her all this way?
now, finally, the Cossacks may reclaim something that has been denied for generations—independence
Imagine if Ana were to convince and then earnestly work to help Alina achieve the dream of her and her people - to become a free and independent nation at last. The war is still ongoing, and Russia is losing horribly.
Also, the
Ukrainian War of Independence lasted from March 1917 to November 1921.
In real life, Ukraine lost this war to the Bolsheviks, who forcefully turned it into a Soviet SSR.
In this story, who knows what could happen.
It does not matter whether the Russians call themselves Tsarists or Soviets. The Cossack Hetmanate will not kneel to either.
Alina is a proud fighter, a warrior and a swordswoman. Ana would have to do a lot to earn her respect, never mind her loyalty.
Also...Alina is undoubtedly dangerous. She may get ideas in her head on whether Ana could prove to be useful to the Ukrainian cause.
for now, you are alone, far from your people, watching and waiting.
...was it a coincidence that she just happened to be at this bar when Ana showed up?
The Noble – The World Is Burning. Might As Well Steal From It Before You Leave.
Yep, definitely a Russian nobleman.
"The main, persistent belief in Russia has been, for centuries, that you can get rich through theft."
- Konstantin Samoilov
The estates, the land, the riches—all of it was yours by birthright.
Alexei is no helpless pampered noble. He is capable in his own way, otherwise he'd be in a mass grave alongside many other Russian nobles by now.
They will strip you of everything, cast you out, and execute you like a common criminal. But you still have time.
So Alexei is taking a huge risk. He could try to flee Russia now, but he will not be reduced to the life of a commoner, and is determined to steal as many riches as he can before he leaves.
Of Ana's five companions, he is the one whom I trust the least.
Now, you are a thief—a gentleman rogue
He always was a thief. That's the whole point of being a Russian elite. He's now just more honest about it.
stealing from the criminals who have made the world lawless
This is Russia. Everyone steals from everyone. More so now that everything is falling apart.
there is still fortune to be made before the end
Makes me think of Dean Domino in Fallout: New Vegas.
Alexei would undoubtedly be useful, but Ana should never turn her back on him.
The Princess – You Were Never Supposed to Be Here. But Here You Are.
I'm glad that the vote for her won, because it ups the difficulty and also, well, she's probably the most interesting one protagonist-wise. She's the youngest and least worldly-experienced, which provides a lot of room for character growth and development.
you slipped past them all, into the cold, into the streets, into the unknown
Will she survive, or will she perish? Or will she not only survive but triumph?
Your jewels, your fine clothing, your carefully maintained image—none of it matters now
In my opinion, she cannot walk around calling herself Grand Duchess Anastasia anymore. She must become someone else.
"Who am I? I could be anyone."
This quest is going to be fun, isn't it?
But you remember your father's final words before you disapeared. Leave Russia. Save yourself.
Whatever else you can say about Nicholas the Second, he was a loving father. His last words in real life were a plea to the Bolsheviks to kill him but to spare his family.
So, here you are. In a bar, in a city that does not know you, among people who do not care. Your name is dust. Your empire is gone. But you are still alive. And that is something.
Whatever the crimes of her parents, Ana is innocent. But she may need to do terrible things in order to survive. As she is now, she will not last very long. She must find a strength within herself.