You awake lying on the floor of the dungeon.
First things first, you groan pitifully. Check that off the list. There is a twinge in your back and a pain in your chest, but both fade as you lever yourself upright. What doesn't fade is the pounding in your head. The pain swells as you sit up and you let out a reptilian hiss of pain as you clutch at it.
By all the gods known and forgotten, by all the blighted names of every last demon, and by the secrets of every resident of Annwn, this fucking hurts. You've had a lot of headaches over the years, and this one takes the cake. It feels like your skull might split open at any moment. Blurry blobs of color swim in your vision, and you aren't certain if it's because your eyes are watering or if the pain can just make your vision do that.
The pain settles back down after a few seconds, though it doesn't fade completely, not even close. It flares up again when you first attempt to push yourself further upright, then when you try and turn to look at the room. It's too much, and you have to abort both attempts. You do manage to fight through the pain enough to find the location of the closest wall and suffer the brief burst of agony from pushing yourself over to lean your head back against it. I got it, I got it. Head movement is bad. Message received.
You take deep breaths and steady yourself as the pain gradually recedes and thinking becomes easier. How long was I out? You crack an eye open. Everything is still blurry, but not as much as before. You take a moment to glance around as much as you can without having to move your head.
You're sitting with your back propped up against the wall of the dungeon. Your head is tilted back, and you can mostly only see the ceiling, but that and the tops of the podiums you can just barely see affirms that you are still in the same spot you passed out in, thank goodness. You can cross "moved while unconscious" off your list of potential problems. Now to just deal with the rest of that list.
After a minute or two just sitting there and catching your breath, you dare to tilt your head slightly to the side. The flare of pain isn't as severe this time, which is technically progress. It's enough that you can see some of the interior of the drawer you opened, and no, the floating sphere is not there anymore. Because of course it wouldn't be that simple. You can't quite see the bottom of the drawer from this angle, so it's possible the sphere just stopped floating and dropped to the bottom, which would be more reassuring than it disappearing outright.
Tilting your head to the side was also sufficient to confirm that the remaining blurriness in your vision was tears when you feel the warmth of them begin to spread down your cheek. You cannot bother to find the energy to wipe them right away.
What in the hells was I thinking? Why am I here? What am I doing? Why did I ever think this was a good idea? I'm just some Sparkless nobody, that's all I'll ever be. I'm lucky I'm not dead. You let yourself wallow for a while in the pain and self-recrimination. You can't say it feels good, but it is soothing in its own way. Stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid. You chide yourself as you finally go to wipe your tears.
Thunk
You startle yourself as your hand suddenly stops short and your head jostles slightly. You jerk your hand away in confusion. What in the hells? After a moment, you slowly and carefully reach back towards your face.
Your fingertips make contact. There, right in front of your face, less than an inch away. There is something there that you can't see. You press your fingertips into it, and it is hard and unyielding. You press your entire hand against it and push like you're trying to smash your own face, but there is no give whatsoever.
It's only then, staring in confusion at your own hand in front of your face, that you realize something. It would have been immediately obvious to someone who hadn't spent their whole life dealing with the color of their skin changing without warning or consent. However, for you it takes several seconds to realize that the off-white color of your hand is not the pearly off-white you are used to it taking. It takes another second longer to notice the texture on your wrist is not leathery, but rather some sort of fabric.
You stare at your hand in shock, and a panicked glance at the other reveals similar fabric, going all the way up your arm. You bolt upright, not even noticing the resurgence of your headache, frantically examining your arms, your legs, every inch of yourself that you can.
Then you catch sight of your reflection in one of the mirrored (what you assumed were) doors and you freeze. What. In. The. Fuck. You barely recognize yourself. While you were unconscious, it seems someone had thought it would be hilarious to stuff you into some sort of… you don't even know. You don't have a word for whatever this is, you've never seen any garment ever like it. Whatever it is, it makes you look…
Incredibly generic. Despite the strangeness of the garment, that is all you can think. You've never seen an outfit like this in your life, it should be strange and unique, but you can't help but think that it is designed to do the opposite.
The outfit covers every inch of your skin, leaving no recognizable features to identify you. Almost the entire thing is made of some off-white fabric you don't recognize, with only four spots of black. One is a triangle on your chest that points downwards. The six-pointed star on the back of each of your hands make two more.
The last bit of black is the large, black, kite-shield shaped plane that makes up the entire front of your helmet. Which you hadn't even realized you are wearing. Your hand reaches up and rests against the curved surface that makes up the entire front of the helmet. In your point of view your hand seems to press against some invisible wall right in front of your face, but in the reflection you can clearly see it touching the face shield. What.
It makes you impossible to distinguish. The front is just a curved black surface, no indication of your mouth or eyes or nose. The back of the helmet juts out a little in two small fins. You can tell they are just large enough to fit your horns in them, but if you hadn't known that was what they are for you could have easily thought that they are simply decorative. The way the light reflects off the helmet implies it's made of some different material than the rest of the… body stocking (you decide to name it), but it's otherwise the exact same color as the rest of the suit. The.
The whole thing seems so wildly impractical to you that the few functional additions it has just appear comical. It's just a thin layer of fabric over your entire body, you don't think the presence of the visible knee and elbow pads, sturdy-looking boots that go up to your ankle (is it a boot if it's made for digitigrade anatomy?), and gloves with padded knuckles will really do all that much if you ever end up in a scrap. And the fact that there appears to be padding or some other extra material down the entire length of your tail that makes it look thicker than you know it is just seals the deal. Fuck.
Is this some sort of prank?! Did whatever ancient civilization built this place make that… whatever that sphere was, as some sort of joke!? Was the light within it just some sort of extremely elaborately crafted lure to trick unsuspecting dragon-girls into touching it so it could knock them out and give them a non-consensual makeover??? And while you're on that subject, where in the FUCK are the clothes you had been wearing!?!?
For some reason, you felt like crying again. You have no idea what is going on, and you are feeling overwhelmed, but you would have expected panic, not tears. Yet all you want is to break down and curl up into a ball, and you can't figure out why.
Forcing out a growl of frustration, you fight down the impulse. No, you refuse to be broken. Not by the world, by the nation, by the emperor, by your circumstances, and certainly not by this. You would not be brought low by some glorified piece of scrap metal and a gods-be-damned costume change!
Your growl of frustration grows into a roar as you rear back a leg and kick the broken podium, feeding your sorrow to your frustration, and turning that frustration into action. You expect your reward for your impulsive action to be some thoroughly stubbed toes. Those podiums are built solidly, and you'd discovered they are rather heavy when you'd had to shift it to open the drawer earlier.
So when the podium goes flying across the room to impact the far wall, the loud clang makes you jump. The sound resonates around the empty metal room, and you don't move again until it's completely faded. And a few seconds more just to be safe. I… I just… what? Once more today, you cautiously creep forward, approaching the podium that lays there so innocently.
You'd only felt the same amount of resistance you'd felt kicking a ball as a kid. Noticeable, but inconsequential. There was no way your kick should have been able to send the podium flying like that. You should have broken your claws, or your toes.
And yet there is a small but noticeable dent in the side where your foot had impacted it. You inspect it and your foot. You'd been too freaked out to register it earlier, but not only are the coverings over your feet shaped around your toes in a way that allows you to properly splay them as you like to, they even have claws built into the ends of said toes. You look at the gloves covering your hands, and sure enough they have claws at the ends of the fingertips as well.
You feel like a spectator watching your own body move as you look down and dumbly drag one foot along the floor. You're rewarded with a shrill screech and a set of faint scratches in the metal. Numbly, you reach out and drag the claws on your gloves down one of the doors. Where before you had pushed with all your might and not even made a mark, now you only have to exert the slightest effort and you scratch thin lines into the mirrored surface.
You stare down at your hands as if you don't recognize them, and you suppose you don't with the gloves covering them. The claws on the gloves are completely undamaged. "What the hell is this," you murmur softly to yourself, unable to keep the question within the privacy of your own mind this time. "Everything you've been wanting, and more."
You're beginning to feel dizzy. This is all too much, too fast. You can feel the confines of the helmet now, even if you still can't see it with your eyes. The cloth hugging every inch of your body feels sweltering now and impossibly confining. A prison of fabric.
You scrabble at your wrists, trying to get the gloves off, only to discover they are sown into the rest of the suit. Pulling on the 'boots' reveals the same. Frantically, you claw at the fabric over your neck. There is no seam, no way to remove the helmet. Where before the claws on the gloves had easily marked the strange metal without effort, now your full strength cannot open even the smallest tear in the fabric.
You are beginning to hyperventilate. There is no way out. You're trapped in here. Are you going to die in this thing? How can you eat with the helmet in the way? Will you starve to death, slowly, painfully withering away with food in reach but unable to eat it? How can you go back home? How can you explain what happened? Will they even believe that you're you?
You whimper pitifully and your tears flow freely for the second time today. This has to be a dream, no, a nightmare. You remember feeling just like this when you awoke from them as a child. That's what this must be. You're going to awake at any moment, and everything will have been a nightmare. The artifact, this dungeon, the emperor, the war, everything. You're going to wake up any second now, and your mother is going to be there, ready to hold you in her arms, stroke your hair, and tell you how none of this is real. You sob, all alone in this cold, empty room. Please. Someone. Anyone. Help me. I just want out of this thing. "Well, since you asked."
At that thought there is a slight pressure on your chest, and you gasp as it feels like there is a tug on your soul. You whip your head down, and the triangle on your chest is glowing. After a moment you realize the stars on your gloves are too. Sure enough, a glance in the mirror reveals that the black plate on your face is glowing as well, still invisible to your own eyes. You recognize the glow, that same impossibly pure light that was in the center of the sphere.
In one heartbeat the light spreads over the entire suit, enveloping it in concealing light. Another heartbeat later and it recedes, taking the strange pull on your soul with it and revealing that you're back in the exact same outfit you came here in.
Well, not exactly the same. The departing light flows swiftly down your arm, and when it fades entirely it is to reveal that there is now something near your wrist. Made from a material that appears at once both crystalline and metallic, it has a rather simple design. A plain unadorned band wraps around your lower forearm, melding into a small brick of the same. The block is as wide as your forearm, twice as long, and stops just high enough that it doesn't impede your hand's ability to bend backwards. It has a black rectangle on its surface that reminds you of the ones on the podiums and that are covering the walls.
You want it off right now. You've had enough adventure, and you are done with this thing. With the same frantic energy as before you tear at it, though you are driven by rage and frustration now rather than fear and desperation. Just like the infernal fabric of before, there is no release. No clasp to open, too tight to slip out of, and resistant to your best efforts to damage it.
Not that you don't give it a very solid try. You're panting with exertion by the time you stop trying to beat your new passenger against things, and not for the first time you wish you were able to sweat. Stupid scales. You enjoyed the lack of body odor, but there were plenty of times you wanted the extra endurance that comes with it.
You stare up at the ceiling of the dungeon, watching the strange lines occasionally flicker with cyan. In retrospect, you hadn't handled that all that well. Now that you are calmer, you realize that just because you couldn't get it off doesn't mean that nobody could. While it would have been embarrassing, you could have just gone back to town, and they would have called for a wizard or something, and someone would have gotten it off. You were never in any danger. Yeah.
Once you catch your breath, you sit up from where you had collapsed on your back in defeat. So, you now have a new piece of incredibly impractical and unwanted jewelry. This is fine. Anything is better than being in that suit. It would be awkward to explain, but you can handle awkward. Probably.
The armlet gets one more glare before you sigh and push yourself up onto your feet. Nothing to do about it then. You'll just have to go back and face the music. Explain to your brother, your father, and the entire town what had happened. Anxiety warred with excitement within you. The fact that the artifact is attached to you is a bit of a sour point, but maybe you are looking at it wrong.
After all, you'd gotten exactly what you'd been hoping for! An imposing crater, a mysterious dungeon, and a strange and wondrous artifact. Sure, some things you hadn't asked for had happened as well, but maybe you just phrased your wish poorly. And, when you really think about it, maybe this is actually better. You'd wanted to return with a mysterious object in hand, but now that it's on your hand (heh) they wouldn't be able to confiscate it from you! That has to be worth something to the Adventurer's Guild, right? Yeah. Yeah, this is a good thing.
Having successfully convinced yourself, you smooth your skirt once more, lift your head high, and survey the room one last time. Yup, everything just as you remembered. The presence of the closed drawers and the maybe-doors had to be addressed eventually, but there would be time for that later. You'd accomplished your objective and you honestly felt a bit tired after all of this excitement.
So with your back straight and your stride confident, you head back out of the dungeon.