Starfleet Design Bureau

I would support this, especially if it deliberately bucks the trend of being a stereotypical "space carrier" and is instead something more like a space seaplane or torpedo boat tender. It would need to be as janky as possible; I'm talking something that makes the Archer look sleek and elegant.
I do always, always love a sea plane. And they are ALSO always a good ship for adventures to be centered around. A janky, janky looking protagonist ship that can land and do science and get in trouble and noodle along fast enough.
 
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My general theory is always that starships represent fairly enormous costs to operate, rather than necessarily construct; placing sharp limits on how many ships one can afford to operate at any one time. and neatly allows for the emerging super-economy of the Federation (especially once Replicators come along and instantly supplant nearly all traditional manufacturing) to slowly at first but faster and faster grow the number and size of the vessels it can support, until you get to the Dominion war and they're replacing their near-hundreds of Connies and Excelsiors and whatnot with mass-production Galaxies.

(not to say that starships are cheap to build-on the contrary, I imagine they are enormously expensive in absolute terms-simply that it's operating budget more than construction budget that limits how many Starships one can support in service at any one time.)

In fairness the number of times they refitted or rebuilt the original Enterprise is definitely a data-point you could use to support this idea.
 
Or perhaps the windows in that drawing is simply wrong, or those markings should be taken to represent something other than windows.
Regardless:
(1) The D6 and D7 are not that big in this quest.
(2) The D7 is not considered to be that size by most Star Trek fans, who have studied this at exhaustively greater length than you or I.
(3) It is not stated to be this size in any licensed Star Trek media.

An official size comparison of the D7 and a Constitution class star ship:

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Neat.
 
Another point for the chemistry, I want to again emphasize that sometimes in Star Trek being a military ship means dealing with Space Bullshit. Some Space Bullshit is vulnerable to nadion particles and antimatter and deflector dishes. But some is alive and requires specialized chemicals. And that's why we want specialist science labs.

[X] Stellar Dynamics (+2 Science)
[X] Chemistry (+2 Science)
[X] Ice Cream Maker (+2 Scoops)
[X] Bistro Mathematics Lab/Cafe w/"patio seating"
 
Memory Alpha Says:
The food synthesizers aboard the USS Enterprise offered numerous selections on tape of ice cream flavors, including vanilla, strawberry, cherry, peach, chocolate, chocolate wobble, coconut, Rocky Road, banana, and pistachio. (TOS: "And the Children Shall Lead")
Nurse Chapel offered the surviving children of the Starnes Exploration Party a selection of cards with differing flavors of ice cream to choose from. All they had to do was pick a card and the computer would mix their favorite combination.
 
Been thinking of making a anti Borg Ship. Check out my design.

It warps in to zero, activates thrusters and spins really fast. Then hitting the cube.


(Initial Shitpost while I'm slowly reading through this, A lot of the early media tabs have broken imgur links btw)
 
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