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The Lost (30k Primarch Quest)

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after some rereading, i know remember lord Chan is the rebellion leader

HalfTangible said:
"… Bring me Lord Chang's head," she says quietly, "And I will be yours until the last star falls from the night."
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wouldn't it be funny if we bring him back alive because that counts as "bringing his head" and then pardoning him of his crimes?

wait . . .
HalfTangible said:
You will release him to our custody or you will be annihilated."
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HalfTangible said:
The lay-sister shakes her head. "The Empress desires Lord Chan alive. The Staff of the Azure Sky would render such a retrieval impossible."
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she does want lord Chan alive . . . hmm
okay we have to use our Primarch Cha-Rizz-ma to end the rebellion and have both parties make up with one another
 
[X] - [Good & Bad] Write-in: All of the Above — good and bad news, the city is being sieged, 1 half of your crew is in the thick of it, and now the sky is being ripped apart and spitting 4 different kinds of daemons for a 6 way free for all. Meanwhile the other half of your crew has sailed off and providing cannon fire to the first half, the robots are mad and infighting making it a 7 to 11 way brawl, and a knight is now punching a huge daemon in the face and stepping on some skeletons. some would say that charging in is a guaranteed death, but Nah, your a Primarch, you'll Win
 
*name* said:
she does want lord Chan alive . . . hmm
okay we have to use our Primarch Cha-Rizz-ma to end the rebellion and have both parties make up with one another
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You can still try to do this if you want, but one small correction:

Remember that the demand (which Dalnim is referring to there) came from her soldiers, not directly from her. She told you directly she wants Chan dead, because she thinks that will put an end to the war:

HalfTangible said:
"I want you kill Lord Chan. Or at least make sure he dies to these robots." She says without preamble. "You said you got a meeting with him earlier. Which suggests he trusts you."

You frown and fold your arms, glaring at the Empress.

"What?!"

"Your knights asked for him to be brought in alive when they went to the temple."

"Yeah, well. My generals and I disagree on that point." she growls. "Taking men alive hasn't done anything so far."
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HalfTangible said:
Remember that the demand (which Dalnim is referring to there) came from her soldiers, not directly from her. She told you directly she wants Chan dead, because she thinks that will put an end to the war:
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so using Primarch Cha-Rizz-ma to diplo the war into ending is still an option if her real requirement is ending the civil war and not some lords death
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we can either be lazy and crush a tin can because we were able to ruin 5ish knights in open combat (1 should be super easy)

or we can make this *difficult* and brain blast normal humans with demigod megamind hypnosis sweet talk and deal with politics and negotiate between 2 angry parties . . . nah, we'll win
 
*name* said:
so using Primarch Cha-Rizz-ma to diplo the war into ending is still an option if her real requirement is ending the civil war and not some lords death
. . .
we can either be lazy and crush a tin can because we were able to ruin 5ish knights in open combat (1 should be super easy)

or we can make this *difficult* and brain blast normal humans with demigod megamind hypnosis sweet talk and deal with politics and negotiate between 2 angry parties . . . nah, we'll win
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"Nah I'd win" is gonna be Sun's catchphrase before this is over innit.

Not that I'm complaining, that's hilarious.
 
HalfTangible said:
"Nah I'd win" is gonna be Sun's catchphrase before this is over innit.
Not that I'm complaining, that's hilarious.
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there's a difference between a 6ft human that stares down the Warhammer galaxy with a lasgun and screaming about the indominable human spirit, and a 12-14ft tall demigod looking at said 6ft human and loving that he's also (if much bigger) a human with an indominable spirit

if you where a primarch and can't believe that you can win, you should just demote yourself to a normal 6ft human and give your demigod-hood to that guy/gal running into battle with a lasgun, at least they would survive whatever they are running into if they doubled in height
 
[X] – [Good news] Crew Escaped
[X] – [Bad News] Write in: Green Pirates From the Sky?

The whole city is an ugly three way brawl between the Monks, the Necrons, and... buff green pirates? Seemingly intent on fighting and looting to their hearts content, it seems this eclectic not-quite-jade horde with surprisingly good taste in hats is just as intent on fighting the "glowin' metalboyz" just as much as the "not glowin' metalboyz"

Happy to see this one quest back in action, hope this write-in is up to snuff!
 
[X] - [Good & Bad] Write-in: All of the Above — good and bad news, the city is being sieged, 1 half of your crew is in the thick of it, and now the sky is being ripped apart and spitting 4 different kinds of daemons for a 6 way free for all. Meanwhile the other half of your crew has sailed off and providing cannon fire to the first half, the robots are mad and infighting making it a 7 to 11 way brawl, and a knight is now punching a huge daemon in the face and stepping on some skeletons. some would say that charging in is a guaranteed death, but Nah, your a Primarch, you'll Win
 
*name* said:
there's a difference between a 6ft human that stares down the Warhammer galaxy with a lasgun and screaming about the indominable human spirit, and a 12-14ft tall demigod looking at said 6ft human and loving that he's also (if much bigger) a human with an indominable spirit

if you where a primarch and can't believe that you can win, you should just demote yourself to a normal 6ft human and give your demigod-hood to that guy/gal running into battle with a lasgun, at least they would survive whatever they are running into if they doubled in height
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Fair enough. When the people on your level can hold up a Titan stepping down on you you've kinda lost all excuses to look at a situation and think 'too much'.

Tabascoheath said:
Happy to see this one quest back in action, hope this write-in is up to snuff!
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Glad to be back in action and I hope the update is up to snuff! Definitely not

Finally managed to find a good rhythm for writing that I didn't even have when I was updating regularly previously, so that's nice.
 
[X] - [Good & Bad] Write-in: All of the Above — good and bad news, the city is being sieged, 1 half of your crew is in the thick of it, and now the sky is being ripped apart and spitting 4 different kinds of daemons for a 6 way free for all. Meanwhile the other half of your crew has sailed off and providing cannon fire to the first half, the robots are mad and infighting making it a 7 to 11 way brawl, and a knight is now punching a huge daemon in the face and stepping on some skeletons. some would say that charging in is a guaranteed death, but Nah, your a Primarch, you'll Win
 
Cool! Nice to see this quest is back. I've missed this smug Primarch and all the troubles he gets into.

His banter with the Empress was hilarious. Can't wait to see more of them in the future.


HalfTangible said:
Dalnim raises an eyebrow, the boat engine momentarily forgotten. "Wait, you're getting married? Didn't you and that Caihong chick have something going on?"
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Hah! They would kill each other before the honeymoon ends.

HalfTangible said:
"Oh, Eun?"
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Oh man. I thought I was over it, but my heart is still broken over my ship not sailing.

[X] – [Good news] Crew Escaped
[X] – [Bad News] Write in: Green Pirates From the Sky?
Not that i don't believe Sun-sin can beat a demonic invasion from 4 chaos gods... But i think it might be too much for everyone else, and our captain can't be everywhere at once.
 
Metalbard said:
Cool! Nice to see this quest is back. I've missed this smug Primarch and all the troubles he gets into.

His banter with the Empress was hilarious. Can't wait to see more of them in the future.



Hah! They would kill each other before the honeymoon ends.


Oh man. I thought I was over it, but my heart is still broken over my ship not sailing.

[X] – [Good news] Crew Escaped
[X] – [Bad News] Write in: Green Pirates From the Sky?
Not that i don't believe Sun-sin can beat a demonic invasion from 4 chaos gods... But i think it might be too much for everyone else, and our captain can't be everywhere at once.
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m'glad people missed it. Also glad that there was entertainment to be found!

You think they'd make it to the end of the honeymoon? :p

It's okay, bard. You know what they say, there's plenty of ships on the ocean. (also harem endings)
 
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First time voting hope I did this right

[X] - [Good & Bad] Write-in: All of the Above — good and bad news, the city is being sieged, 1 half of your crew is in the thick of it, and now the sky is being ripped apart and spitting 4 different kinds of daemons for a 6 way free for all. Meanwhile the other half of your crew has sailed off and providing cannon fire to the first half, the robots are mad and infighting making it a 7 to 11 way brawl, and a knight is now punching a huge daemon in the face and stepping on some skeletons. some would say that charging in is a guaranteed death, but Nah, your a Primarch, you'll Win
 
RagTagSpy said:
First time voting hope I did this right

[X] - [Good & Bad] Write-in: All of the Above — good and bad news, the city is being sieged, 1 half of your crew is in the thick of it, and now the sky is being ripped apart and spitting 4 different kinds of daemons for a 6 way free for all. Meanwhile the other half of your crew has sailed off and providing cannon fire to the first half, the robots are mad and infighting making it a 7 to 11 way brawl, and a knight is now punching a huge daemon in the face and stepping on some skeletons. some would say that charging in is a guaranteed death, but Nah, your a Primarch, you'll Win
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Yup! Welcome to the quest.
 
[X] - [Good & Bad] Write-in: All of the Above — good and bad news, the city is being sieged, 1 half of your crew is in the thick of it, and now the sky is being ripped apart and spitting 4 different kinds of daemons for a 6 way free for all. Meanwhile the other half of your crew has sailed off and providing cannon fire to the first half, the robots are mad and infighting making it a 7 to 11 way brawl, and a knight is now punching a huge daemon in the face and stepping on some skeletons. some would say that charging in is a guaranteed death, but Nah, your a Primarch, you'll Win
 
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    • Scheduled vote count started by HalfTangible on Oct 14, 2024 at 4:55 PM, finished with 32 posts and 19 votes.
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    • Okay... so...

    Good news: the crew escapes, the necron troops are uncoordinated, and a knight fights against them
    Bad news: only half the crew escapes, the city is gone, and there's now a warp rift.

    Lot of detail to get through, so let's see what comes out of it...
     
    Too bad that the orcs aren't also included. And how much do y'all want to bet that our fighting near a warp rift opening will alert The Emperor to our location?

    I wonder if our weather control would let us control a warp storm?
     
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