Machine Learning - Recovered Data 2 - Names II
"Is everyone here and accounted for?"
You can see that the answer is yes, but the call is more to gather attention back to the matter at hand then it is a real question. Three and Six are sitting on your bed facing you, Three smiling expectantly and rocking back and forth slightly, contrasting Six's utterly blank expression. Four stands next to them, looking around awkwardly. It's admittedly a bit cramped with five people all stuffed in your room. Across from them, Five is rifling through the books on your shelf, peeking inside, and then discarding them within arm's reach at random. You remind yourself that you have an actual job to do right now and that throttling your squadmates is detrimental to cohesion and will prevent you from presenting a united front to the Commander.
"Five, I was talking to you specifically." you clarify, glaring at the other machine. She continues to ignore you, tossing another book onto the floor.
"Introductory Mechanics, Wonders of the World, Basics of Sociology," Five reads off, still facing away from the rest of the room. Three and Six are staring disapprovingly at her now, and even Four's absent smile looks tired and brittle. "Do you have any interesting books in here?"
"Those are interesting books," you correct, "and more importantly they're all useful. But now that I have your attention, we have an important matter to discuss."
"So what is it?" Three interrupts, leaning forward and resting her head in one hand. "You don't usually call us all together like this. Is it about what we were talking about earlier?"
"That's correct. I have gathered you here to discuss the matter of our names." you confirm. The disinterested atmosphere clears immediately. You have the room's full attention, with even Five turning her attention away from your shelf and stepping closer to you. You're unsure if it's meant to be intimidating or not. Five is the tallest of the six of you, looking otherwise identical to Three but sharing none of her demeanor. The way she stares at you now is too close to the way she looks at your targets to be comfortable.
"So what did One say? Are we good to go for naming each other? Because I've got a list of ideas that -" Three asks before jumping onto a tangent. You cut her off before the conversation can veer off-track.
"I haven't spoken with the Commander yet." you say, putting some emphasis on One's title. Your role as Sub-Commander might not hold tangible authority, but his does and should be shown proper respect. For that matter your title should also be shown proper respect, but you've given up on that by now. "We are instead here to discuss that proposition so that we can present it together."
"Alright!" Three agrees immediately. A second later, she realizes something and her enthusiasm is replaced by confusion. "…why are we doing that?"
"Yeah, can't you just do it? That bureaucracy stuff is basically all you do." Five dismisses. You clench and unclench your fists, keeping your eyes away from the utter mess she made of your shelf to focus on the matter at hand.
"Five…" Four mutters, putting one hand on the taller soldier's shoulder. She doesn't even notice, occupied by her complete dismissal.
"I could, but there would be little point. We were not named for a reason, so we will need to make a strong case. First to the Commander, whose judgement will determine how our idea is presented to Command itself. I've assembled a list of key talking points that we can present as a group, displaying a united front-"
"Our idea? You were literally the last person we told!" Five interrupts. She points an accusing finger at you, to the obvious discomfort of the other soldiers. "Don't act like you're in charge of this all of a sudden!"
Your eye twitches. You'll need to check with the technicians for damage before your next mission. "I'm just making sure the proposal actually goes through. Would you have just marched up to our superiors and told them you wanted a real name?"
Nobody speaks. Four rubs the back of his head sheepishly. "We… weren't going to tell them?"
You blink. "And you didn't think that could possibly go wrong somehow? That displaying characteristics outside of our intended design wouldn't have consequences?"
Silence. Three and Four are unable to meet your stare. Five, as usual, doesn't appear to care at all and locks eyes with you without a shred of acknowledgement. You stare at each other for what feels like much too long, not saying anything, but you know is actually barely a second. Before the moment can become awkward, Six speaks up.
"I noticed."
"Thank you," you gesture to the youngest of the team, "for having some common sense. Do the rest of you think we're allowed to just do whatever we want?"
"We got away with-"
"Anyways!" Three interrupts whatever Five was about to say, desperate to get back on track. You can relate to the feeling. "Six pointed that out, so I talked to you about it, and now we're all here talking about it!"
"And soon we'll talk to the Commander about it." you finish. "But first we go over the talking points I've prepared. If everything goes well, then-"
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"Sure, I'll approve it."
"-be wondering why we- wait, really?"
You stare blankly at the Commander in their office. It's barely any bigger than the other rooms, just upsized enough to fit a small desk inside without becoming cramped. It is not, however, large enough to manage the same with six people. Light trails in through the only window in all of your rooms, painting a beautiful wash of pastel hues behind the stark, metallic color of the Commander's quarters. Their body is equally colorless, everything from their uniform to their hair matching the unnatural paleness of their false skin. The only spots of color in the office are the items claimed as salvage, scattered aimlessly across the shelves or floor. There's no clear use or connection to any of them, books and children's toys and electronics and civilian weapons all given equal inattention from their new owner. The Commander sits at his desk, posture immaculate, with a placid smile on his face as he freely accepts the proposal.
"I doubt Command will object to us naming ourselves. It won't impair our effectiveness, and we were made to work as a team anyways. This could even go as far as to improve our cohesion on the field." they explain. As always, the Commander's voice is clear and light, bereft of the wavers and imperfections that mark human speech.
"See? Told ya all that planning was a waste of time." Five jeers from behind you. You refuse to turn and acknowledge her taunting.
"I'm sure Two's planned arguments would have been effective, but I have faith in all of your judgement." the Commander placates, and you cannot ignore the flicker of pride that wells up in you in response to their compliments. Their faith in your ability. You wish it would last longer, but it doesn't.
"Alright! Thanks, Commander!" Three cheers, followed by a series of similar expressions from the others. Even Five and Six both manage to say something polite. You're less surprised about Six than Five. At least they tend to talk when it's expected of them, while Five talks even when it's not. But in this instance, it doesn't really matter.
"Now," you announce, trying to pull attention from the whole room back to you, "since we are still gathered, there is one other thing we will all need to do."
"And what would that be?" Five snarks, her courtesy vanishing the moment she hears your voice.
"We need to pick names, obviously."
Five's irritation is quickly drowned out by the wave of excitement that washes out from the other three. The Commander smiles at you, and you savor that expression for a moment before turning your full attention towards your new objective. It will have exceptional importance, after all.