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Legends Unbound. (Adventure in the Trojan Saga and Try to Survive.)

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Magoose said:
No.

Not only that but fuck no.

He's a murder blender that will kill you instantly
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Shame we can't drown him…invulnerability? Sounds like he can be strangled, drowned, or get enough of a foul potion/stench to destroy his ability to smell and taste, which case poison is a go.

Edited: also techno will destroy the so called gods of Olympus!!! One way or another…(imagines one of the dice doing the equivalent of several nat 100's against the olympians that leads to their collapse)
 
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alexthealright said:
How exactly would we apply that to him? We're not exactly his cook.
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Lots of ways, but thing is he's tough but not truly invincible. Simply put he is a cheater that specializes in one thing, and there are plenty of ways around it…that and we just need to figure out a way to beat/disable/drive off/slay him.

Edited: also since we're a "nobody", this means we can listen to Cassandra's prophecies…and also this means we can troll Apollo for that shit.

There's a few memes around where she does that and ruins his love-life reputation as retribution…I can see so many ways to mess him up.
 
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[X] Plan Blood For The Blood God Lol

I'm really not stoked about the name tbqh, but I like everything else lol

Theodosios sounds to byzantine to me lol
 
RandomDwarf said:
Lots of ways, but thing is he's tough but not truly invincible.
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He single-handedly wreaked the Trojan army and brutally destroyed its greatest champion, he beat the shit out of a river.

I'm going need specifics before we talk about killing the single strongest person in the entire war.


Edit: Also, what the heck do you mean by "Simply put he is a cheater that specializes in one thing, and there are plenty of ways around it" He specializes in being a murder blender and he's invulnerable in all but a single place, it literally takes divine intervention to kill the man.
 
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alexthealright said:
He single-handedly wreaked the Trojan army and brutally destroyed its greatest champion, he beat the shit out of a river.

I'm going need specifics before we talk about killing the single strongest person in the entire war.


Edit: Also, what the heck do you mean by "Simply put he is a cheater that specializes in one thing, and there are plenty of ways around it" He specializes in being a murder blender and he's invulnerable in all but a single place, it literally takes divine intervention to kill the man.
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One around it is praying to Apollo:ogles:
 
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Magoose said:
No.

Not only that but fuck no.

He's a murder blender that will kill you instantly
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Which just means we'll need the power of Friendship!! Otherwise known as jumping Achilles.

BrainyPicker said:
Not a complaint to the Blood God plan, just thought this was humorous.
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When you're a Technoblade fan, you're either a furry or a weeb. No in-betweens. /s

RandomDwarf said:
Shame we can't drown him…invulnerability? Sounds like he can be strangled, drowned, or get enough of a foul potion/stench to destroy his ability to smell and taste, which case poison is a go.
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Our best shot is sniping his heel with an arrow. Which is easier said than done.
 
[X] Slinger Extraordinaire

Reminder Heracles might be the Greatest hero of Greece, Achilles was the greatest Warrior, and killer, this is a man who genuinely almost soloed Troy after Hector Killed Patrocles

One of Hector's Feats is that he managed to dodge the first blow from Achilles, he's the only person to do that without divine intervention

Also Even Apollo had to seduce Achilles' former lover to find out about his weak point.
 
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The funny thing is one of the boons or banes that I have created is literally called:

Fateless

As in you are so insignificant that the fates decided that they do not habe anything set up for your destiny.

but it comes with incredibly… fucked up draw backs to make sure you are all serious in playing hard mode.
 
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[X] Plan Blood For The Blood God Lol

Btw if anyone like Techno fics there's one where he ends up in Rise of the Sheila Hero.

Rise of Anarchy is its name with it being on fanfiction.net, it's a pretty good read if anyone is interested, hasn't been updated in a year or two though.
 
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