It's important to have one's priorities in order
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You know what you must do. You have to protect the civvies.
And while it might've been more fun to body-block the happy fun death star, or see if you could beat the pyrefox to death while being a human shield, you don't want to risk Kyoko and the head thug from getting cooked by the splashback.
That wouldn't be very ally of justice of you.
With a fleetness of foot worthy of all the speedlines, you snatch the two unconscious civvies up and away, milliseconds before the pyrefox lets loose another blast. The star blows a meteor impact into the pavement, sending debris everywhere.
It wouldn't be a problem for your diamond skin, but you've got two squishies over your shoulders. Can't risk them getting hurt, you know? So you hop-skip-jump your way around and through the asphalt rain. Ducking behind a garage that seems to be oozing blood, you check the pulse of the people you're protecting.
All clear, and you see them stirring to boot. Kyoko is first to move, her eyes heavy and her movements sluggish.
"...Are you gonna take my lunch money?" She says tenderly, timidly.
You laugh. "Pfft, no. Magical Girls only take money from bad guys."
Kyoko's eyes widen into screen-addict saucers. "You're a Magical Girl? For real?"
"Real as these twintails, kid," you say, flipping your silky pink trusses like the sassy bitch you are.
Kyoko starts vibrating with excitement. "What's your Magical Girl name?"
Oh yeah, right. Shit.
You haven't come up with one yet.
You clear your throat. "They call me..."
[What will they call you?]
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She gasps. "Did you beat up Big Brother? He's super nice, but likes to LARP as a thug."
You snort. "Nah. He was trying to protect you from the bad guys, but needed a little help." You ruffle Kyoko's hair. "Now be a good girl and protect your bro while I beat this bad guy the fuck out, okay?"
She giggles. "Kay!"
The head thug stiffly pushes himself to a seated position while you get your headpat on with his sister.
"...Don' need no protectin'," he mumbles. You see him try to stand up, only for Kyoko to run over, arms outstretched to try and block his path.
"Fighting bad guys is for Magical Girls!" Kyoko says.
"Shit yeah it is," you say.
He tries his best to meanmug his sister without being too scary. "But I-"
Kyoko crosses her arms in an X. "No buts, Big Brother!"
He bites down a swear and nods. "Fine." He gives you a look full of hurt machismo. "Take out the trash,
chica."
You rest on your bat and pop up the brim on your hat. "Don't hafta tell me twice, thugboy."
He appraises you, sees your confidence isn't arrogance. "...'s Kunio. And thanks. For my little sister."
You kick your bat up with a flourish and rest it on your shoulders. A suitably dramatic wind catches your jacket and twintails. "No prob, Kunio. It's what I do."
Kunio blushes a little, plays it off by flicking hair out of his face with a harrumph.
Kyoko either found a dog whistle or is squeeing hard enough to leave human frequencies.
Feeling sufficiently cool, you saunter back into the fight. Your grin is turning feral again.
The pyrefox was obliging enough to greet you with a stream of blue-white death once you popped out of cover. With a thought and a grunt, your skin goes diamond-hard. Bat firmly gripped in both hands, you cut through the plasma stream, a chuckle escaping your lips.
The beam picks up a desperate intensity, the heat enough to make your eyes sting. Without your diamond bod, you think your eyes would be cooking in their sockets right now. And while that would be brutal as fuck, you kinda sucked at the whole Zatoichi thing.
Once the heat of the beam becomes the sticky warmth of the pyrefox's breath, you flash-step shuffle into a shoulder check to the beast's face. It yelps in surprise and pain, giving you an opening enough to crack it upside the head with your trusty bat.
There's a satisfying pop and a sickening squelch as its lower jaw gets torn half off. It puts up a paw to hide its face and swings the other at you with desperate, harrying strikes. You dodge what you can and parry what you must; the frenzy of a wild, cornered animal makes you take this seriously.
That just makes it more fun.
You're humming a anisong now, parrying and striking in time with the beat. There's a lightness in your heart you haven't felt since you were a little kid playing Pretty Cure in your PJs.
But this isn't play. This isn't anime.
It's the real thing, and you're
marinating in it.
A paw slips through your reverie, looking to crush you underfoot. You headbutt it back. It feels like you stuck your head in an air fryer. The struggle leaves the pyrefox's flank exposed, you tenderize it's ribs with two-handed swings of your bat. Thuds turn to snaps turn to squelches, as you make a slurry of the beast's insides.
With a pained howl, it backhands you into a building. Even with your diamond skin, the flight and sudden impact knocks you for a loop.
You can see, from your upside-down vantage point, that the beast is badly hurt. Brackish fluid pours from its side and what's left of its jaw. Its head lists to one side, its posture has curled inward to hide where you've hurt it. The fire comprising it has grown dim and wavering.
+You have it on the ropes,+ Alice says in your mind. +Now finish it off with your special move!+
+I get one of those?+ You pulse back.
+What kind of Magical Girl doesn't have a special move, love?+ She replies.
You rub your chin. +Fair. You got the civvies?+
+Safe and sound+
+Sick.+ You peel yourself off of the building you hit, a quaint little two-story house that looks like every other one in this cul-de-sac. You know, except for the multicolored melted wax oozing like a wound from where you crash-landed.
You crack your neck, adjust your hat, and walk down the pyrefox. More prey than predator now, it glares defiance and starts burning an angry red. You've played enough video games to know when bosses turn red, shit goes down. New patterns, new powers, new problems.
Too bad you're ending it here.
You burst into an aura of cherry blossom pink, crackling and roaring, a flame born of your Will.
You hiss between pressed together teeth, that damn rictus grin back again. "
Hissatsu..."
[Show us your Special Move!]
[ ] Magical Maiden Masher: Your trusty bat grows giant-sized, burning as you burn, before you splatter your opponent like a bludgeoning angel.
[ ] Hundred-Hands Honey: With Will-powered fists, you pummel the opponent with shining justice. Who needs a bat, when they're already dead?
[ ] Gorgeous Galaxy Grand Slam: If the pyrefox wants to shoot death-balls, you'll give them one right back, courtesy of your bat. You'll knock its heart right out of the park.