You sit. You are the Audience.
[RISK: Break the Fourth Wall – Tails (Failure)]
YOU WATCH.
Dramatis Personae
Jephthah, a great general
Idomeneus, brother of Jephthah
Adah, wife of Jephthah
Selia, daughter of Jephthah
Old Slave, servant of Jephthah
THE RIGHTEOUS SPEAR
SCENE:
In front of the tent of Jephthah, amid an army camp.
TIME:
Dusk.
JEPHTHAH
Old man, come out. Come out!
Hurry up!
OLD SLAVE (entering)
I'm hurrying – and I'm not asleep,
Mercy! Time's a vise for the old.
JEPHTHAH (
pacing back and forth)
What stars are those
That move across the sky?
OLD SLAVE
Why Talios, denier.
The stubborn goat that rebukes all comers
What'soever their grand designs.
JEPHTHAH (
stopping still)
Alas!
OLD SLAVE
My lord, what ails you?
Why have you been rushing up and down
Outside your tent – there is peace
And quiet in the camp – none
Move save for your command.
Can we not go inside?
JEPHTHAH
This silence mocks me, slave
As does this cloying peace
What glory have I promised
And what little we have won!
What warrior can I be fighting nothing?
OLD SLAVE
I don't like words like these.
You were begat, not to have all good things.
No, it is necessary and fated
That you be glad and that you be
Sad too.
What the gods will comes true.
But it is not some mere
Obscurity of valour that ails you
In your hand I spy a letter
You've been writing and tearing them
Each time with sharp tears.
O Lord! Tell of your woe.
Idomeneus picked me for your service
Because I was honest.
JEPHTHAH (
explaining the situation)
That gods play dice with the lives of men
Is the font of my grief.
See before you fifty legions
Fitted with all accustomed pomp
Their standards, each
Topped with golden eagles
Ready to march to war.
But all is still and silent!
And ill stars converge to mock me.
The prophet Xenophon spoke to me in despair
Saying we would win only ignominy.
That the God had taken offense
At our grandiose aims
To conquer all
And had forsaken us.
One way alone could we keep our honor.
To Sacrifice on the altar
my own daughter to Him
And my army shall find battle.
At that instant, my heart filled
With shame and horror comixed
I moved to make a loud proclamation
To dismiss the army and avoid cruel brutality.
But cannot face my loss alone.
I cannot write away my destiny.
OLD SLAVE
My sweet lord, my good lord
Hail your wisdom and your grace
And your mercy most profound!
I have not envy of the powerful
Who must carry the sky on their backs.
But let this worm take the burden.
And deliver your words to the men.
Whatever slings and arrows are flung for this
I consider a worthy sacrifice.
JEPHTHAH
Yes, taken the reigns
And shake them – send them back!
Go out! Run! Hurry now!
Forget you are old!
(
He hands the letter to the OLD SLAVE)
(the OLD SLAVE goes out)
No mortal man has happiness
To his end – we are all born
To our own grief.
(JEPHTHAH goes out)
…
(IDOMENEUS and the OLD SLAVE enter, quarrelling, the prior armed with a spear)
IDOMENEUS
Keep your place, or you'll pay for it.
OLD SLAVE (shouting)
You had no right to the letter I carried!
IDOMENEUS
Nor had you the right to carry a message
That would bring evil and ruin to all.
OLD SLAVE
Give it!
IDOMENEUS
This stick will beat you to bloody pulp.
OLD SLAVE
For my master, a worthy sacrifice.
(the OLD SLAVE lunges forward)
(
IDOMENEUS strikes him)
(
the OLD SLAVE falls)
OLD SLAVE
Aaargh!
(
IDOMENEUS strikes him)
THE ACTOR PLAYING THE OLD SLAVE
Stop!
(
IDOMENEUS strikes him)
THE ACTOR PLAYING THE OLD SLAVE
Help!
(
IDOMENEUS strikes him)
(
IDOMENEUS strikes him)
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IDOMENEUS strikes him)
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IDOMENEUS strikes him)
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IDOMENEUS strikes him)
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IDOMENEUS strikes him)
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IDOMENEUS strikes him)
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IDOMENEUS strikes him)
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IDOMENEUS strikes him)
(
IDOMENEUS strikes him)
(
THE ACTOR PLAYING THE OLD SLAVE lies bloody and unmoving)
(J
EPHTHAH enters)
JEPHTHAH
What is this, a brawl?
Right at my own door?
IDOMEMUS
Look upon my face, Jephthah
And listen to my story.
JEPHTHAH
Do you think I would
Shrink from your eye?
IDOMEMUS
Your shrink from much
If this letter is true.
JEPHTHAH
I see the letter – give it here.
IDOMEMUS
Never.
JEPHTHAH
What treason is this?
You won't allow me to rule my own men?
IDOMEMUS
No, it is your mind that is treacherous.
One day, you plan one thing,
Another day another.
Tomorrow you will shift again.
JEPHTHAH
You frame your lies neat.
I hate a honeyed tongue.
IDOMEMUS
Brother,
A disloyal heart is false to friends
And a thing of evil.
Now you I want to question
To see from whence this madness sprung.
Have you forgotten when you were eager
And anxious to lead us out
To win glory unrecorded
And to shake the world?
Eager for command,
You won power then, opened hearts,
By granting to every man what they wished
To set be set apart.
From the barbarian,
from the mob
You gave them destinies!
And now you seek, on your judgement alone
To take back your gift
And send us cringing home?
From all, you become nothing!
JEPHTHAH
You know what Xenophon spoke.
You know the cost of our sweet dream.
IDOMEMUS
For one life
You let the barbarians, even the basest,
Slip from our grasp and make our name a mockery!
How many men
Have we yet tread
How many, by your command
Have run into the gale
And been swallowed up by fate?
And you balk at this cost
No less then you have asked yourself?
JEPHTHAH
This enterprise, against law, right,
And the child I fathered, each day, each night
Would wear me out in grief.
IDOMEMUS
For our country, a worthy sacrifice.
You are a warrior!
Boast and puff yourself up!
If you do not.
I have other means, and other friends.
JEPHTHAH (
shouting)
You unman me!
You unmake me!
Brother!
IDOMEMUS (smiling)
What I do,
I do for us all.
What is a life but a candle's flame
Measured against the sun of
eternity?
JEPHTHAH (
stiffly)
Here it is. You have won the challenge.
I now face the trial of my defeat.
Go to the army, but take all precaution
That my wife learn nothing of this,
Till after I have seized the child and
Sent her to her death.
And you, who are our guests,
See that you guard your lips.
(
JEPTHAH and IDOMEMUS exit)
…
(
JEPTHAH and SELIA enter)
(the OLD SLAVE'S body remains)
SELIA
Father, how many days since I saw you last!
But now, seeing you again
I am happy!
Are your troubles calmed?
Is the way cleared?
JEPHTHAH
Child,
Seeing you, I am happy too.
SELIA
But why do you call me
To this camp of men?
A messenger came in all due haste
But was mum on your meaning.
JEPHTHAH (putting her hand on his forehead)
There is a long parting soon to come
For the both of us-
SELIA
I don't understand
Father – I don't understand.
JEPHTHAH
I must equip and dispatch the armies
I am still hindered and held up.
But I will leave with all haste and soon
Before the turn of these wicked stars.
SELIA
You're going away – far away from me!
JEPHTHAH
No, daughter, your situation is like mine.
You're going on a long voyage – leaving me.
SELIA
But if only our journeys could be one!
A new home for me you're making Father
Where will it be?
JEPHTHAH (driven to speak what he has hidden)
It is not for a girl to know all these things.
But first – right here – we must offer homage to the God.
SELIA
Oh yes, of course.
We must sacrifice to heaven.
JEPHTHAH
My dear daughter, my lovely one – so pious and so pure.
O rosy cheeks! O golden hair!
You are more right than you know.
SELIA (
smiling)
Shall I ready the altar, ready myself
To dance, round and round?
JEPHTHAH (embracing her)
What burden I lay upon you!
What would I give
To lose these spearmen, lose my pomp
To stay here
But I cannot close my eyes forever
As now they water – damn your perfume.
Go, daughter, now!
(
SELIA goes out)
JEPHTHAH
Forgive me, child.
And forgive me, God, for this self-pity.
(
He turns)
Who comes now – a woman!
Woe!
Lord, your punishment is swift!
(ADAH enters)
(
THE ACTOR PLAYING IDOMENEUS enters, with bloody spear)
THE ACTOR PLAYINJG IDOMENEUS
All is well.
(
THE ACTOR PLAYING IDOMENEUS and JEPTHAH go out)
…
(
An altar appears.
The OLD SLAVE's body is mangled in the mechanism.)
(
JEPTHAH and SELIA enter)
JEPHTHAH
I love my child.
Know that.
CELIA
And I my father true.
JEPHTHAH (
crying)
Bind her.
(
IDOMENEUS enters with a rope)
CELIA
Father? Uncle! What alien passion seizes you?
(
IDOMENEUS ties CELIA to the altar)
JEPHTHAH
What dirty work.
O child, here is my compulsion absolute.
Behold the armies, their armour bright
Their spears arrayed in even lines.
All rely on me
To lead them to their glory
But none shall be found
No cities sacked
None laid low
Until, as the prophet Xenophon has decreed
I make you the victim of this sacrifice.
Terrible it is to me, to dare this thing.
But terrible too, not to dare it.
O child,
Fate turns to you, to me, and now
It lies in us to set her free.
CELIA
I see now the reason for your sorrow.
Will it be, but for my life
We shall fall into the shadow?
Hungry oblivion will take its toll
And leave not dust for remembering?
IDOMENEUS
It has been foretold.
CELIA
Then there's nothing to it.
No need for snares.
Don't weep, father! I am not lost
But saved! With my meager strength, I may redeem us all
And you, through me, will be remembered gloriously.
JEPHTHAH
O noble heart.
Is it not that right I mourn your death?
CELIA
No! For I
Die favoured by fate and the God.
What could be better?
JEPHTHAH
I will come with you.
Let me touch your gown.
CELIA
No – trust me. Here you must stay.
For you, and me, and all.
JEPHTHAH
Oh, my love.
You are going, then?
CELIA
Yes.
And not to return again.
To dwell beyond
In the glorious light.
Farwell! Farwell!
(I
DOMENEUS sets the altar aflame)
THE ACTRESS PLAYING SELIA
Aah! It's really burning! Help me! Please, help me!
(
She catches flame)
THE ACTRESS PLAYING SELIA
Aah! HELP! NO! NO! NO! GODS! MOTHER!
(
She screams and burns and burns)
...
(IDOMENEUS stab SELIA'S corpse in the heart. He is sprayed with broiling blood, his skin puckering and peeling. His spear pulses and grows red hot. THE ACTOR PLAYING IDOMENEUS turns as he catches flame, bows, and falls down dead.)
(THE ACTOR PLAYING JEPHTHAH picks up the spear.)
THE ACTOR PLAYING JEPHTHAH, JUNIUS
O Goddess,
You who joy in human blood,
Now be our guide
Give to this spearman
A crown of victory
And touch these cities
With glory everlasting
Amen.
(JUNIUS throws the spear)
The Audience applauds and cheers.
Show's over.
You awake.
The spear flies above your head.
You twist to watch its perfect course.
It flies towards the Princeps, steady as a swift, even as the swing of a pendulum.
You raise your hand – to what?
There is a crack of magic.
The spear changes course.
Down.
Below the Princeps.
Down.
Below his box.
Down.
And strikes Mistress Marvos dead.
Someone screams.
And chaos reigns.
…
You are in your seat. You remember exactly what happened in the play, having watched it happen in front of you. As soon as you sat in your seat, you were compelled by a magical force from an unknown source to simply watch the play, regardless of what happened, a spell only broken with the drama's ending.
Junius is still on the stage. He is in a deep bow. Around him are the corpses of his fellow actors. The stage and curtains are also on fire, and increasingly so.
The audience is screaming, and beginning to stampede for the exists. The Princeps has been dragged out and away from this box by his guards. The Lady Tophania is looking at you with some interest, seemingly immune to the total anarchy around her.
What do you do?
[-] Go for Junius.
[-] Run.
AN: Is this a blatant Warhammer rip-off of Iphigenia in Aulis? Yes. Please forgive the indulgence (and all credit due to Charles R. Walker's translation, from which the above is heavily drawn). If you have any questions about the situation in the theatre, I'm happy to answer them, though be aware that what Xenophon knows is limited to his so far fifteen seconds of conscious awareness since the end of the production.